diff --git a/opus/saamgwokjinji/metadata.csv b/opus/saamgwokjinji/metadata.csv index 383c8b5924aaf17132a6d9f489203c017885c1ed..145679246f537521e930563b822d8e8c0204f2cf 100644 --- a/opus/saamgwokjinji/metadata.csv +++ b/opus/saamgwokjinji/metadata.csv @@ -28951,7 +28951,7 @@ sg_114_009,114,114/114_009.opus,10.197,嘿！我知道，你，係受咗諸葛 sg_114_010,114,114/114_010.opus,4.912,嗯！你呀，係賣陣之計啊！ sg_114_011,114,114/114_011.opus,5.210,孟獲嬲到火紅火綠，喝人啊拉董荼那出去殺頭。 sg_114_012,114,114/114_012.opus,5.552,好彩得嗰班酋長苦苦勸諫求情，先至免咗一死啊。 -sg_114_013,114,114/114_013.opus,10.567,孟獲話喇死罪免去就活罪難饒，嗌啲武士將董荼那痛打一百大棍，打到囉柚開花先至放佢返去自己嘅營寨。 +sg_114_013,114,114/114_013.opus,10.567,孟獲話喇死罪免去就活罪難饒，嗌啲武士將董荼那痛打一百大棍，打到𦣇柚開花先至放佢返去自己嘅營寨。 sg_114_014,114,114/114_014.opus,4.967,事後呢，好多個酋長啊都走嚟探望董荼那喎。 sg_114_015,114,114/114_015.opus,11.358,佢哋話喇：我哋一直都居住喺蠻荒，從來都未侵犯過中國，中國，亦冇侵犯過我哋。 sg_114_016,114,114/114_016.opus,7.429,而家，都係因為孟獲恃勢嚟威逼，我哋不得已先至跟埋佢作反嘅啫。 @@ -30866,7 +30866,7 @@ sg_122_004,122,122/122_004.opus,9.385,關興一撥馬頭，盡力噉縱馬加鞭 sg_122_005,122,122/122_005.opus,2.923,咬一咬牙關，回馬嚟同越吉搏過。 sg_122_006,122,122/122_006.opus,4.104,之關興終歸係膽寒喇，頂唔住啊。 sg_122_007,122,122/122_007.opus,8.066,佢又返轉頭向住山坑嗰便逃走，就畀越吉追到嘞，一鐵錘打過嚟，關興就急急閃開。 -sg_122_008,122,122/122_008.opus,10.315,冇錯啊人係閃開咗，馬就閃唔開噃，啪噉一錘打中馬囉柚，嗰隻馬當堂轆咗落山坑處，關興啊成個𢴈咗落水。 +sg_122_008,122,122/122_008.opus,10.315,冇錯啊人係閃開咗，馬就閃唔開噃，啪噉一錘打中馬𦣇柚，嗰隻馬當堂轆咗落山坑處，關興啊成個𢴈咗落水。 sg_122_009,122,122/122_009.opus,11.740,關興睇白自己呢趟係咁大㗎喇，忽然聽到後便咁沙一聲響，奇怪喇，越吉元帥連人帶馬無端端自己轆咗落水噃。 sg_122_010,122,122/122_010.opus,7.755,關興喺水處掙扎起身睇下，嘩好嘢！只見岸上有一員大將，正殺退咗啲羌兵。 sg_122_011,122,122/122_011.opus,6.541,關興就高興喇揸住把刀撲過去想斬越吉，就畀越吉噼噼啪啪浭水走甩咗。 @@ -32625,7 +32625,7 @@ sg_129_029,129,129/129_029.opus,11.801,若果司馬懿帶兵嚟圍攻王平、 sg_129_030,129,129/129_030.opus,8.898,司馬懿必定急退，你哋就乘亂攻佢，雖然奪唔到營寨，亦可獲全勝。 sg_129_031,129,129/129_031.opus,1.619,誒，好啊！ sg_129_032,129,129/129_032.opus,5.353,姜維、廖化即刻兵分兩路，直筆去襲擊司馬懿嘅大本營嘞。 -sg_129_033,129,129/129_033.opus,6.743,原來司馬懿此人啊，亦係老謀深算啊度度都落住個囉柚吊頸嘅吓。 +sg_129_033,129,129/129_033.opus,6.743,原來司馬懿此人啊，亦係老謀深算啊度度都落住個𦣇柚吊頸嘅吓。 sg_129_034,129,129/129_034.opus,5.327,佢又怕中咗孔明嘅計吖，沿路不停噉派人探聽同傳報消息。 sg_129_035,129,129/129_035.opus,9.618,當佢正在指揮人馬圍攻王平、張翼嘅時候啊，忽然間流星馬飛報，話蜀兵兩路去咗襲擊大本營啊噉。 sg_129_036,129,129/129_036.opus,13.663,當堂嚇到司馬懿大驚失色，佢對眾將官話喇：我睇白孔明有詭計嘅，你哋唔信，夾硬要嚟追，追追追，而家就誤咗大事喇！ @@ -37502,7 +37502,7 @@ sg_150_054,150,150/150_054.opus,6.005,後主就嬲到跳起，立即下令有關 sg_150_055,150,150/150_055.opus,4.273,噉嗰個官員判劉琰咩嘢罪呢？死罪！ sg_150_056,150,150/150_056.opus,4.183,判詞亦係夠晒滑稽喎，判詞話： sg_150_057,150,150/150_057.opus,8.847,卒，非撻妻之人，面非受刑之地：合當棄市。 -sg_150_058,150,150/150_058.opus,13.486,即係話，兵卒就唔係要嚟打老婆嘅人，塊面亦唔係受刑嘅地方吖，你打囉柚就係啦，點解用鞋底嚟𢴈面珠墩呢？應該押去街市殺頭。 +sg_150_058,150,150/150_058.opus,13.486,即係話，兵卒就唔係要嚟打老婆嘅人，塊面亦唔係受刑嘅地方吖，你打𦣇柚就係啦，點解用鞋底嚟𢴈面珠墩呢？應該押去街市殺頭。 sg_150_059,150,150/150_059.opus,2.920,於是乎劉琰做咗刀下之鬼。 sg_150_060,150,150/150_060.opus,6.719,不過從此之後呢，就唔畀啲命婦，即係受過皇帝封號嘅女人入朝喇。 sg_150_061,150,150/150_061.opus,8.766,劉禪正一係個二世祖，佢越嚟越荒淫無道，搞到好多文武官員呀都離心離德。 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/005.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/005.srt index ca7c37c2bef9bd750e7709c1b42e0c8693f24c7a..1ce1aaad3321ef2bf66c9443dc3dd07be0bfe2b1 100644 --- a/srt/lukdinggei/005.srt +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/005.srt @@ -724,7 +724,7 @@ 182 00:19:51,996 --> 00:19:59,471 -嗰個鹽梟又放低個細路，喺佢囉柚上面踢咗一腳，將佢踢到趢幾個關斗，啪一聲撞埋埲墻處。 +嗰個鹽梟又放低個細路，喺佢𦣇柚上面踢咗一腳，將佢踢到趢幾個關斗，啪一聲撞埋埲墻處。 183 00:20:00,556 --> 00:20:04,351 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/008.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/008.srt index a61693ab1d663590861fc2e3b640220a29a527a0..432bfe627c490a93ef853baf8ae2d6cc0eb4b992 100644 --- a/srt/lukdinggei/008.srt +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/008.srt @@ -284,7 +284,7 @@ 72 00:09:15,954 --> 00:09:24,440 -茅十八就喝佢話：對住馬頭行過去，你想死咩？你喺馬囉柚過去啊，隻馬非起腳踢你不可。 +茅十八就喝佢話：對住馬頭行過去，你想死咩？你喺馬𦣇柚過去啊，隻馬非起腳踢你不可。 73 00:09:25,992 --> 00:09:30,056 @@ -624,7 +624,7 @@ 157 00:17:46,120 --> 00:17:51,608 -茅十八喺佢囉柚出力噉打咗一巴喝佢話：我要你大叫饒命先。 +茅十八喺佢𦣇柚出力噉打咗一巴喝佢話：我要你大叫饒命先。 158 00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:58,783 @@ -772,11 +772,11 @@ 194 00:22:19,296 --> 00:22:24,424 -一時間，嗰啖氣喘唔過嚟就伏喺馬囉柚上面猛咁咳。 +一時間，嗰啖氣喘唔過嚟就伏喺馬𦣇柚上面猛咁咳。 195 00:22:25,308 --> 00:22:34,496 -個馬囉柚一趷，左後腿倒踢一腳，韋小寶哎呀一聲就𨃩咗落馬，扽到佢啊呀呀一聲咁大叫。 +個馬𦣇柚一趷，左後腿倒踢一腳，韋小寶哎呀一聲就𨃩咗落馬，扽到佢啊呀呀一聲咁大叫。 196 00:22:35,750 --> 00:22:47,424 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/017.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/017.srt index 32fb5a0d66f645f5659e10df49a8ad1a29e978f4..cf7c2347c9aaff9fac39909f78bd50032d8ad1f3 100644 --- a/srt/lukdinggei/017.srt +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/017.srt @@ -744,7 +744,7 @@ 187 00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:54,944 -唔怕同你講啦，咪講話你唔能夠喺上書房留耐啲啊，就算我哋兩兄弟啊過咗時候唔出去，畀啲侍衞大人查到啊，亦係重則抄家殺頭，輕則坐監打囉柚㗎。 +唔怕同你講啦，咪講話你唔能夠喺上書房留耐啲啊，就算我哋兩兄弟啊過咗時候唔出去，畀啲侍衞大人查到啊，亦係重則抄家殺頭，輕則坐監打𦣇柚㗎。 188 00:20:55,808 --> 00:21:00,436 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/025.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/025.srt index 5326af39feaa456d96e8c0b731c7086a9fd2d8fc..ff4499b2fa11e468a5a97046c5d5f8786b4e2374 100644 --- a/srt/lukdinggei/025.srt +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/025.srt @@ -408,7 +408,7 @@ 103 00:11:09,023 --> 00:11:13,605 -自己如果拍下囉柚一走，咩嘢説話都畀老烏龜講晒。 +自己如果拍下𦣇柚一走，咩嘢説話都畀老烏龜講晒。 104 00:11:13,747 --> 00:11:20,140 @@ -736,7 +736,7 @@ 185 00:20:27,237 --> 00:20:35,453 -只不過打喺佢個囉柚仔處嘅掌力加重咗三分，同時把口呢，亦係死雜種死龜蛋噉對鬧一場而已啫。 +只不過打喺佢個𦣇柚仔處嘅掌力加重咗三分，同時把口呢，亦係死雜種死龜蛋噉對鬧一場而已啫。 186 00:20:36,752 --> 00:20:41,621 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/029.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/029.srt index 3ea7b7631446d3d068871b9584d904e5e28e2f34..31bccf3001a6c65dfb5ffd658ac57020c5fc439f 100644 --- a/srt/lukdinggei/029.srt +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/029.srt @@ -592,7 +592,7 @@ 149 00:16:46,811 --> 00:16:50,237 -康親王行過去喺馬囉柚上輕輕拍幾下佢話： +康親王行過去喺馬𦣇柚上輕輕拍幾下佢話： 150 00:16:50,739 --> 00:16:55,714 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/030.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/030.srt index f2e783a39bdc1e6746a26fc6fdc71f04f7eae2e6..76aa5905c5cc769e9d9c3d13ac24eab7b589359e 100644 --- a/srt/lukdinggei/030.srt +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/030.srt @@ -24,7 +24,7 @@ 7 00:00:44,139 --> 00:00:49,685 -你𢳂一碗我試下吖，如果虧待咗欽犯，我請王爺打你囉柚。 +你𢳂一碗我試下吖，如果虧待咗欽犯，我請王爺打你𦣇柚。 8 00:00:49,942 --> 00:00:53,833 @@ -204,7 +204,7 @@ 52 00:05:29,653 --> 00:05:36,343 -旁邊一名青衣人，喺佢囉柚踢咗一腳，踢到韋小寶啊飛咗丈幾遠就跌咗入去後院。 +旁邊一名青衣人，喺佢𦣇柚踢咗一腳，踢到韋小寶啊飛咗丈幾遠就跌咗入去後院。 53 00:05:37,699 --> 00:05:46,176 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/038.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/038.srt index 9389b248c0a6521594c44c85b0c685ca77657b70..40b6f8af19cbf5987dcc41c92a1305c05a5ab254 100644 --- a/srt/lukdinggei/038.srt +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/038.srt @@ -784,7 +784,7 @@ 197 00:22:02,439 --> 00:22:11,099 -本來係恃住人多，諗住叫玄貞啊、樊綱等人呢捉住佢，點都要喺佢囉柚踢翻佢七八腳。 +本來係恃住人多，諗住叫玄貞啊、樊綱等人呢捉住佢，點都要喺佢𦣇柚踢翻佢七八腳。 198 00:22:11,788 --> 00:22:18,925 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/043.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/043.srt index 9cd8b3f1730fdb58657758c6bf8076ddfa4f6d92..f6c88e0884616ca7d65af2085ce95cadfc96d202 100644 --- a/srt/lukdinggei/043.srt +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/043.srt @@ -716,7 +716,7 @@ 180 00:17:24,762 --> 00:17:29,995 -呢啲惡人啊，一定要剝光晒你啲衫，打你囉柚，打到痛到不得了。 +呢啲惡人啊，一定要剝光晒你啲衫，打你𦣇柚，打到痛到不得了。 181 00:17:30,598 --> 00:17:34,717 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/052.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/052.srt index 9fd6b6b9afd45c69039af504304245530a49efe8..50a9d70fb30cc044fcbe209e5352e9dd27421dfa 100644 --- a/srt/lukdinggei/052.srt +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/052.srt @@ -852,7 +852,7 @@ 214 00:22:08,896 --> 00:22:21,977 -韋小寶話：呢個劉一舟如果落喺我手啊，哼，我綁住佢，搏命咁打佢一輪，打到佢囉柚變成四塊，問佢用咩花言巧語，呃咗我老婆個芳心。 +韋小寶話：呢個劉一舟如果落喺我手啊，哼，我綁住佢，搏命咁打佢一輪，打到佢𦣇柚變成四塊，問佢用咩花言巧語，呃咗我老婆個芳心。 215 00:22:22,253 --> 00:22:26,370 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/059.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/059.srt index fdee7fc8f7268bf49f477f604552f01ac4e29fd7..339e50f7626e6c9e9298de92d5190c508247e5b1 100644 --- a/srt/lukdinggei/059.srt +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/059.srt @@ -672,7 +672,7 @@ 169 00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:28,979 -嗰個書生囉柚掂地，個身好似喺水面滑行噉，𠻘，喺地下一直𨃩出去幾丈遠，條腰一挺，靠住牆企翻起身。 +嗰個書生𦣇柚掂地，個身好似喺水面滑行噉，𠻘，喺地下一直𨃩出去幾丈遠，條腰一挺，靠住牆企翻起身。 170 00:19:30,089 --> 00:19:36,997 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/062.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/062.srt index 02a7149439d7198db1ab8a6329394e4c243d8a5f..3a0d19b721d431efb2928cdd3b2243d405c6fced 100644 --- a/srt/lukdinggei/062.srt +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/062.srt @@ -260,7 +260,7 @@ 66 00:06:47,202 --> 00:06:56,687 -韋小寶喺柳燕囉柚踢咗一腳，見佢逳都唔逳喇，歡喜到極喇佢話：好，誒好姐姐，多謝你救咗我條命啊。 +韋小寶喺柳燕𦣇柚踢咗一腳，見佢逳都唔逳喇，歡喜到極喇佢話：好，誒好姐姐，多謝你救咗我條命啊。 67 00:06:57,783 --> 00:07:04,263 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/068.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/068.srt index 20d95137a6203257b63789f35a7163efb348ba74..373ed644b395cb48a5db59cfb6ca36bc7cebd6c7 100644 --- a/srt/lukdinggei/068.srt +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/068.srt @@ -556,7 +556,7 @@ 140 00:14:58,710 --> 00:15:03,886 -噉啊即刻喺靴筒拔出把匕首，喺隻騾仔囉柚呢輕輕拮咗一下。 +噉啊即刻喺靴筒拔出把匕首，喺隻騾仔𦣇柚呢輕輕拮咗一下。 141 00:15:04,809 --> 00:15:10,777 @@ -636,7 +636,7 @@ 160 00:17:07,159 --> 00:17:12,743 -於是又用把匕首輕輕㓤下隻騾仔囉柚，哈，點知呢次唔靈喇。 +於是又用把匕首輕輕㓤下隻騾仔𦣇柚，哈，點知呢次唔靈喇。 161 00:17:13,405 --> 00:17:18,183 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/069.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/069.srt index 9976a337e2f5e6bbd16b5de90b36933ae75dbd21..d53d2778ac455bef65437f737739e4d8c2588fca 100644 --- a/srt/lukdinggei/069.srt +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/069.srt @@ -564,7 +564,7 @@ 142 00:14:11,296 --> 00:14:15,355 -韋小寶哈哈大笑，喺佢囉柚踢咗一腳。 +韋小寶哈哈大笑，喺佢𦣇柚踢咗一腳。 143 00:14:15,959 --> 00:14:21,981 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/077.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/077.srt index c7d2e622e5e5225561960b28e7196e3ebcba809c..b66159259d6d1ddc531e90a07f8e1639a2348309 100644 --- a/srt/lukdinggei/077.srt +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/077.srt @@ -816,7 +816,7 @@ 205 00:21:12,556 --> 00:21:14,960 -講完，踢咗佢囉柚一腳。 +講完，踢咗佢𦣇柚一腳。 206 00:21:15,860 --> 00:21:19,068 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/085.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/085.srt index 947c45e6dbfb931e94054715dc9796ee5772065b..692d0d905c00f7c0e3b4796a38ee0f82bb623ff5 100644 --- a/srt/lukdinggei/085.srt +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/085.srt @@ -120,7 +120,7 @@ 31 00:03:01,966 --> 00:03:06,021 -嗰個少女又醜又嬲，出力喺韋小寶個囉柚踢一腳。 +嗰個少女又醜又嬲，出力喺韋小寶個𦣇柚踢一腳。 32 00:03:06,616 --> 00:03:10,511 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/090.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/090.srt index 813b66406ff1b4b84a013a04dfedd645f8b4568c..c33bf60bb723e8cd64b6a09ae02edc6a44f5dbc2 100644 --- a/srt/lukdinggei/090.srt +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/090.srt @@ -216,7 +216,7 @@ 55 00:06:42,837 --> 00:06:52,389 -呢個老嘢唔知係屬於咩嘢門嘅，老子將來如果返去神龍島，就將佢調嚟白龍門，日日打呢個老嘢三百板囉柚。 +呢個老嘢唔知係屬於咩嘢門嘅，老子將來如果返去神龍島，就將佢調嚟白龍門，日日打呢個老嘢三百板𦣇柚。 56 00:06:53,672 --> 00:06:57,298 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/092.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/092.srt index c9eb362348c9b607e32c4b1dc3003e2ee1176dce..0bd078ca878b8a002a6490145bee3160c72306c3 100644 --- a/srt/lukdinggei/092.srt +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/092.srt @@ -136,7 +136,7 @@ 35 00:04:01,267 --> 00:04:11,081 -韋小寶跳上去，調轉頭騎喺佢背脊，兩隻拳頭好似擂鼓噉喺佢大髀啊背脊啦囉柚啦出力咁打，佢話： +韋小寶跳上去，調轉頭騎喺佢背脊，兩隻拳頭好似擂鼓噉喺佢大髀啊背脊啦𦣇柚啦出力咁打，佢話： 36 00:04:11,249 --> 00:04:15,842 @@ -276,7 +276,7 @@ 70 00:07:49,643 --> 00:07:56,191 -韋小寶吐噉𦧲㞘口水話：你唔係公主你係賤貨！喺佢囉柚處又踢咗一腳。 +韋小寶吐噉𦧲㞘口水話：你唔係公主你係賤貨！喺佢𦣇柚處又踢咗一腳。 71 00:07:56,932 --> 00:08:00,608 @@ -764,7 +764,7 @@ 192 00:21:25,128 --> 00:21:28,795 -左手啪一聲，喺佢囉柚上面出力打咗一拳。 +左手啪一聲，喺佢𦣇柚上面出力打咗一拳。 193 00:21:30,347 --> 00:21:34,463 @@ -804,11 +804,11 @@ 202 00:22:12,784 --> 00:22:20,627 -公主又發脾氣嘞噃撲上嚟又打又咬，畀韋小寶摑咗佢幾巴，推倒喺地，揪住佢頭髮又打咗輪囉柚。 +公主又發脾氣嘞噃撲上嚟又打又咬，畀韋小寶摑咗佢幾巴，推倒喺地，揪住佢頭髮又打咗輪𦣇柚。 203 00:22:21,281 --> 00:22:27,337 -佢諗：囉柚都打咗咯，唔使客氣喇。就將佢全身到處咁擰。 +佢諗：𦣇柚都打咗咯，唔使客氣喇。就將佢全身到處咁擰。 204 00:22:28,584 --> 00:22:33,612 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/094.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/094.srt index 05e1997498d043b27b6823a777aa1b9daad31091..9a391e71cbb2649b8cff995d2f6014cd3ded0647 100644 --- a/srt/lukdinggei/094.srt +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/094.srt @@ -344,7 +344,7 @@ 87 00:08:56,737 --> 00:09:04,412 -哈，呢啲係叫做先甜後苦，先做老爺就後打囉柚，唉冇計啦。 +哈，呢啲係叫做先甜後苦，先做老爺就後打𦣇柚，唉冇計啦。 88 00:09:05,738 --> 00:09:17,710 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/113.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/113.srt index 1bc684900a3a3a2036ec93c51ccde7254ee3f7fa..0e7f3d0ba9a4ac66911fdd4412fe49bc381c7105 100644 --- a/srt/lukdinggei/113.srt +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/113.srt @@ -276,7 +276,7 @@ 70 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:23,846 -雖然韋小寶啊𢴈到囉柚痛到極，阿珂呢，再跌落嚟就矺到佢心口啊肚啊又痛多下。 +雖然韋小寶啊𢴈到𦣇柚痛到極，阿珂呢，再跌落嚟就矺到佢心口啊肚啊又痛多下。 71 00:07:24,575 --> 00:07:31,916 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/116.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/116.srt index 064c4d34d85ec6850b6ede0dfbb652d2dd9f7b25..4ff1fc8e3e458e17ded3448eaf424932ca9f2517 100644 --- a/srt/lukdinggei/116.srt +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/116.srt @@ -16,7 +16,7 @@ 5 00:00:27,946 --> 00:00:34,833 -又喺騾仔嘅囉柚上便刺咗一刀，騾仔一痛，拉住大車狂奔而去啊。 +又喺騾仔嘅𦣇柚上便刺咗一刀，騾仔一痛，拉住大車狂奔而去啊。 6 00:00:36,293 --> 00:00:41,264 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/123.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/123.srt index dd5c3153cf58acfbab7d3514e0c6ed48b870692c..0aaa022dc440a0292520c8837e07325f23568ab0 100644 --- a/srt/lukdinggei/123.srt +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/123.srt @@ -552,7 +552,7 @@ 139 00:15:10,711 --> 00:15:16,110 -敖彪喺鄭克塽囉柚踢咗一腳，鄭克塽企都企唔穩喇，就跪低。 +敖彪喺鄭克塽𦣇柚踢咗一腳，鄭克塽企都企唔穩喇，就跪低。 140 00:15:16,940 --> 00:15:19,180 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/129.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/129.srt index 5c3936372457a496a50e12a3f16170d09b3da10c..51f1a7048a8d547d0f248c1cb109d68b61885291 100644 --- a/srt/lukdinggei/129.srt +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/129.srt @@ -240,7 +240,7 @@ 61 00:06:57,571 --> 00:07:09,640 -佢用隻手捽下囉柚個心話：囉柚啊囉柚，师父聽見我將嗰個衰仔趕咗入棺材，你老兄啊難免捱多幾板喇真係對你唔住咯。 +佢用隻手捽下𦣇柚個心話：𦣇柚啊𦣇柚，师父聽見我將嗰個衰仔趕咗入棺材，你老兄啊難免捱多幾板喇真係對你唔住咯。 62 00:07:11,223 --> 00:07:17,321 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/139.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/139.srt index ecf2f7d8fbb372bb4d29b22c6a05148e342df017..d9b7ba11e50b35bf546987095422bc42bb29a953 100644 --- a/srt/lukdinggei/139.srt +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/139.srt @@ -800,7 +800,7 @@ 201 00:21:30,870 --> 00:21:37,048 -只要見多幾次外母，畀外父打幾餐囉柚，噉係好平常啫。 +只要見多幾次外母，畀外父打幾餐𦣇柚，噉係好平常啫。 202 00:21:37,613 --> 00:21:40,146 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/140.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/140.srt index 3845f70c6af0fb05fd0da0d8ff62bcb1ab2ed644..bc2e3ba3a8bd66b31f0448c619f316d55e3e4749 100644 --- a/srt/lukdinggei/140.srt +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/140.srt @@ -80,7 +80,7 @@ 21 00:02:04,354 --> 00:02:10,086 -韋小寶諗嘞：原來你係怕畀岳父打囉柚唔肯負責。 +韋小寶諗嘞：原來你係怕畀岳父打𦣇柚唔肯負責。 22 00:02:10,699 --> 00:02:13,430 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/148.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/148.srt index 72fa8926c536d668c3539a6aa8a7c5d756b48922..8a845e040962325ef9d9ce0a457ba5328b1a10f4 100644 --- a/srt/lukdinggei/148.srt +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/148.srt @@ -216,7 +216,7 @@ 55 00:06:36,193 --> 00:06:47,184 -但係個囉柚嘅肥肉啊特別多啊，係全身重量最集中嘅地方，跌倒之後，雖然佢使唔出力啊，但係自然而然噉又坐翻起身嘞。 +但係個𦣇柚嘅肥肉啊特別多啊，係全身重量最集中嘅地方，跌倒之後，雖然佢使唔出力啊，但係自然而然噉又坐翻起身嘞。 56 00:06:48,299 --> 00:06:53,957 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/151.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/151.srt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..1a0290ab9ebd538d244f0d3c722440fffb62a4c8 --- /dev/null +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/151.srt @@ -0,0 +1,787 @@ +1 +00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,420 +前文再續啊書接上一回啊。 + +2 +00:00:04,703 --> 00:00:14,280 +話説韋小寶聽胡逸之話，佢喺陳圓圓身邊住咗二十三年，覺得好奇怪嘞，佢就話： + +3 +00:00:15,077 --> 00:00:21,312 +胡大俠，你武功咁使得嘅，點解唔將陳圓圓一手抱起佢就走呢？ + +4 +00:00:22,183 --> 00:00:29,992 +胡逸之一聽呢句説話，塊面閃過一啲憤怒神情，雙眼裏便啊精光閃閃。 + +5 +00:00:30,971 --> 00:00:38,637 +韋小寶嚇咗一跳啦，隻手一鬆，酒杯跌咗落嚟爛咗，瀄到周身都係酒。 + +6 +00:00:39,901 --> 00:00:42,989 +胡逸之耷低頭，歎一口氣佢話： + +7 +00:00:43,763 --> 00:00:58,643 +當年，我喺四川成都，無意之中見咗陳姑娘一眼，唉，亦係前生冤孽，從此呢就神魂顛倒不能自拔嘞。 + +8 +00:00:59,902 --> 00:01:04,726 +韋香主，胡某係個冇出息、冇志氣嘅人啊。 + +9 +00:01:06,464 --> 00:01:15,146 +當年陳姑娘喺平西王府嘅時候，我喺王府裏便做園丁，同佢種花拔草。 + +10 +00:01:15,862 --> 00:01:19,802 +佢去咗三聖庵呢，我就跟住去做火夫。 + +11 +00:01:21,553 --> 00:01:29,286 +我都冇咩嘢希望咯，只係望一早一晚，偷偷見到佢一眼唧就心滿意足。 + +12 +00:01:30,327 --> 00:01:35,617 +點會，點會有啲多唐突佳人嘅舉動呢？ + +13 +00:01:36,783 --> 00:01:43,679 +韋小寶話：噉你咁鐘意佢，呢二十幾年嚟，佢始終都唔知道啊？ + +14 +00:01:46,633 --> 00:01:59,270 +唔知，我怕洩漏咗身份，平時啊，喺一日裏便難得講三句説話，喺佢面前呢直情係啞口無言啊。 + +15 +00:02:01,002 --> 00:02:06,120 +呢二十三年裏便，同佢亦只係講過三十九句説話。 + +16 +00:02:07,202 --> 00:02:10,978 +佢呢，反而同我講咗五十五句啊。 + +17 +00:02:12,048 --> 00:02:15,866 +韋小寶笑住話：哈你記得咁清楚嘅？ + +18 +00:02:17,130 --> 00:02:21,313 +吳六奇同馬超興都覺得好淒涼，個心諗： + +19 +00:02:22,106 --> 00:02:28,383 +佢連兩個人講過幾多句説話都數得咁清清楚楚，真係痴情到極嘞。 + +20 +00:02:29,641 --> 00:02:35,625 +吳六奇又怕韋小寶胡言亂語，啲説話傷咗佢個心，佢就話： + +21 +00:02:36,185 --> 00:02:45,850 +胡大哥，我哋性情中人，有啲學武成痴，有啲就鐘意飲酒，有啲係鐘意賭錢。 + +22 +00:02:46,868 --> 00:02:57,223 +陳圓圓係天下第一美人，你呢就鐘意鑑賞美色，不過對佢清清白白，實在係難得到極啊。 + +23 +00:02:57,932 --> 00:03:02,957 +兄弟斗膽，有一句説話想勸下你，唔知能唔能夠採納呢？ + +24 +00:03:04,190 --> 00:03:07,013 +胡逸之話：吳兄請講。 + +25 +00:03:08,201 --> 00:03:16,705 +嗰個陳圓圓當然梗係美貌無比啦，但係到咗呢個時候，年紀大喇，睇嚟。 + +26 +00:03:17,483 --> 00:03:21,789 +胡逸之猛咁擰頭，唔想再聽落去嘞，佢話： + +27 +00:03:22,402 --> 00:03:25,268 +吳兄，人各有志。 + +28 +00:03:25,650 --> 00:03:30,992 +兄弟係個大傻瓜，你如果睇我唔起，我就走。 + +29 +00:03:31,490 --> 00:03:32,778 +講完企起身。 + +30 +00:03:33,627 --> 00:03:35,262 +韋小寶話：誒咪住咪住。 + +31 +00:03:35,791 --> 00:03:45,315 +胡兄，陳圓圓嘅美貌，直情都唔係人世所有，真係好似，誒，好似天上嘅仙女一樣。 + +32 +00:03:46,113 --> 00:03:53,980 +好在吳香主、馬香主冇見過唧，如果唔係啊，一見之後，多數亦係甘心同佢種菜擔水㗎。 + +33 +00:03:54,416 --> 00:03:57,153 +噉我哋天地會就少咗兩位香主嘞。 + +34 +00:03:58,260 --> 00:04:03,753 +吳六奇喺個心處鬧佢話：豈有此理呢個僆仔信口開河。 + +35 +00:04:04,782 --> 00:04:08,247 +韋小寶繼續話：呢我係親眼見過㗎。 + +36 +00:04:08,798 --> 00:04:19,948 +佢個女阿珂啊，只有佢一半咁靚唧，唔怕同你講吖，我係揸定咗主意，就算係千刀萬剮粉身碎骨，亦非娶佢做老婆不可。 + +37 +00:04:20,673 --> 00:04:29,682 +尋日喺賭場，佢要挖我雙眼，心狠手辣，老子亦唔在乎，呢點你老兄係親眼見㗎，一啲都冇假㗎。 + +38 +00:04:30,712 --> 00:04:35,737 +胡逸之一聽，當堂覺得同佢啊同病相憐啊，佢話： + +39 +00:04:36,954 --> 00:04:43,863 +唉，我睇嗰個阿珂對韋兄弟呢似乎係有啲流水無情噃。 + +40 +00:04:44,782 --> 00:04:49,561 +韋小寶話：咩流水無情啊？簡直係嬲到我入骨。 + +41 +00:04:49,828 --> 00:04:57,538 +叉叉叉，誒誒誒胡大哥，你唔好誤會吓，我不過係隨口噉鬧下唧，唔係鬧佢阿媽陳圓圓啊。 + +42 +00:04:58,262 --> 00:05:01,724 +嗰個阿珂，佢唔係喺我心口狠狠噉刺咗一劍咩？ + +43 +00:05:02,106 --> 00:05:08,184 +收尾佢又刺我雙眼，如果唔係我運氣好啊，佢早就謀殺親夫喇，佢。 + +44 +00:05:08,891 --> 00:05:18,017 +哼，睇中咗台灣嗰個鄭公子，一心一意想同佢做夫妻，偏偏嗰個姓鄭嘅喺條江處又冇浸死。 + +45 +00:05:19,070 --> 00:05:22,546 +胡逸之坐低，揸住韋小寶隻手佢話： + +46 +00:05:23,027 --> 00:05:28,413 +小兄弟，世上情呢件嘢呢，不能強求嘅。 + +47 +00:05:29,481 --> 00:05:38,155 +你能夠遇到阿珂，同佢又有師姐師弟嘅名份，噉就係緣分喇，並不是非做夫妻不可嘅。 + +48 +00:05:39,123 --> 00:05:45,070 +你一生之中，已經睇過佢好多眼，同佢講過好多説話。 + +49 +00:05:45,811 --> 00:05:56,647 +佢鬧過你，打過你，用刀㓤過你，噉即係話，佢個心裏便有咗你呢個人咯，噉已經係好大嘅福分喇。 + +50 +00:05:58,300 --> 00:06:00,430 +你講得啱，講得啱。 + +51 +00:06:01,481 --> 00:06:07,824 +佢如果對我唔啾唔睬，當世上冇我呢個人，呢種滋味啊真係難頂啊。 + +52 +00:06:08,711 --> 00:06:12,475 +我寧可佢打我，鬧我，用刀嚟殺我。 + +53 +00:06:13,079 --> 00:06:14,914 +只要我冇畀佢殺死噉就算嘞。 + +54 +00:06:16,386 --> 00:06:20,069 +唉，就算係畀佢殺咗，亦好啊。 + +55 +00:06:20,700 --> 00:06:27,594 +佢殺咗你咯，個心啊不免有啲抱歉，夜晚發夢，講唔定就會見到你； + +56 +00:06:28,391 --> 00:06:31,580 +日頭得閒冇事，偶然亦會想到你。 + +57 +00:06:32,051 --> 00:06:35,112 +噉豈不是好過心裏便從來冇你呢個人咩？ + +58 +00:06:36,254 --> 00:06:44,799 +吳六奇同馬超興聽佢噉講，眼都擎晒，覺得呢個人啊，真係痴到極點咯。 + +59 +00:06:45,763 --> 00:06:56,889 +如果唔係啱先親眼見到佢同馮錫范相鬥，武功出神入化，真係唔信佢就係當年名聞四海、風流倜儻嘅美刀王啊。 + +60 +00:06:58,033 --> 00:07:01,374 +不過韋小寶就聽到猛咁岌頭，佢話： + +61 +00:07:01,976 --> 00:07:07,362 +胡大哥，你呢番説話真係講得透徹嘞，我以前都冇諗到。 + +62 +00:07:08,178 --> 00:07:14,032 +不過我鐘意咗一個女子呢，就一定要佢做老婆嘅，我啊冇你咁好耐心啊。 + +63 +00:07:14,754 --> 00:07:19,994 +阿珂真係要我種菜擔水，要我陪佢一世，噉我當然係肯做啦。 + +64 +00:07:20,728 --> 00:07:25,530 +但係嗰個鄭公子如果喺佢身邊，老子啊非劏佢不可。 + +65 +00:07:26,792 --> 00:07:30,184 +小兄弟，你噉講就唔係點對路咯。 + +66 +00:07:30,981 --> 00:07:38,829 +你鐘意一個女子，就係要等佢個心高興啫嘛，噉呢係為咗佢，就唔係為你自己。 + +67 +00:07:40,291 --> 00:07:47,017 +如果佢想嫁畀鄭公子，你就應該千方百計噉幫佢完成心願。 + +68 +00:07:47,616 --> 00:07:57,342 +噉如果有人要害鄭公子咯，你為咗心上人，就應該全力保護鄭公子，就算貼埋自己條命啊，都無傷大雅嘅。 + +69 +00:07:57,792 --> 00:08:00,768 +唔係啊唔係啊有傷大雅之至啊。 + +70 +00:08:00,990 --> 00:08:03,413 +蝕本生意兄弟係唔做嘅。 + +71 +00:08:03,866 --> 00:08:07,927 +胡大哥，兄弟係對你十分佩服，好想拜你為師。 + +72 +00:08:08,415 --> 00:08:13,129 +不過就唔係學你嘅刀法，係學你對陳圓圓嗰一片痴情啊。 + +73 +00:08:13,396 --> 00:08:16,672 +呢門功夫，兄弟同你真係爭得好遠啊。 + +74 +00:08:17,179 --> 00:08:24,053 +胡逸之極之高興佢就話：拜師就不必，我哋兩個切磋互勉噉就不妨。 + +75 +00:08:25,189 --> 00:08:30,901 +吳六奇同馬超興，對任何女子都不睇在眼內嘅，佢哋諗嘞： + +76 +00:08:31,545 --> 00:08:43,436 +美貌女子，老舉寨都唔知幾多，只要白雪雪嘅銀一搬出去啊，要幾多有幾多啊，睇嚟，呢兩個嘢都係癲癲地㗎嘞。 + +77 +00:08:44,683 --> 00:08:52,557 +胡韋兩個人一老一少，就越傾就越情投意合，真係有相見恨晚之感。 + +78 +00:08:53,591 --> 00:08:54,733 +胡逸之忽然間話： + +79 +00:08:55,307 --> 00:09:01,525 +小兄弟，你我一見如故，噉世上最難得嘅係知心人啊。 + +80 +00:09:02,014 --> 00:09:06,223 +開講有話：得一知己死而無憾。 + +81 +00:09:06,793 --> 00:09:17,749 +胡某人當年相識遍天下，知心無一人啊，今日有緣同你相見，我哋兩個結為兄弟呢好唔好啊？ + +82 +00:09:18,660 --> 00:09:22,072 +韋小寶好歡喜噉話：噉啊梗係好啦。 + +83 +00:09:22,222 --> 00:09:26,780 +誒，誒，哎呀恐怕有件事情唔係點妥唧。 + +84 +00:09:27,530 --> 00:09:28,536 +咩嘢事啊？ + +85 +00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:38,425 +嗱，如果將來你我各如所願，你呢就娶咗陳圓圓，我啊娶咗阿珂，噉你就變成我個外父大人嘞噃。 + +86 +00:09:38,559 --> 00:09:42,347 +噉仲以兄弟相稱就唔係點對路噃。 + +87 +00:09:43,102 --> 00:09:47,006 +吳六奇同馬超興一聽忍唔住哈哈大笑嘞。 + +88 +00:09:47,872 --> 00:09:54,931 +胡逸之就好唔高興，佢話：唉，你總係唔明白我對陳姑娘嘅情意嘅。 + +89 +00:09:55,859 --> 00:10:05,438 +我呢一生一世，決唔會掂下佢，用隻手指尾掂一掂佢嘅衫角都唔會，如有虛言，有如此桌。 + +90 +00:10:06,100 --> 00:10:13,524 +講完，左手一伸，咔一聲，就搣咗茶几一隻角仔落嚟，雙手一搓，變成木屑。 + +91 +00:10:14,340 --> 00:10:17,190 +吳六奇話：哎呀好功夫啊！ + +92 +00:10:18,152 --> 00:10:20,247 +胡逸之矋咗佢一眼，佢諗： + +93 +00:10:20,927 --> 00:10:26,162 +武功算得乜嘢唧？我呢番心情噉先至難得㗎嘛。 + +94 +00:10:26,744 --> 00:10:28,969 +可見你唔係我嘅知己。 + +95 +00:10:30,301 --> 00:10:44,186 +韋小寶又冇本事學佢噉樣，就拔出匕首，切咗茶几另外一隻角落嚟，放喺茶几上便，攞起匕首隨手斫幾斫，將嗰隻茶几角啊斫成幾塊佢就話： + +96 +00:10:44,765 --> 00:10:50,528 +韋小寶如果娶唔到阿珂做老婆，有如呢塊茶几角，畀人切開幾嚿。 + +97 +00:10:51,675 --> 00:10:57,566 +啲人見到匕首咁犀利都好驚奇，但係聽佢噉樣發誓又覺得好笑。 + +98 +00:10:58,443 --> 00:11:06,178 +韋小寶話：胡大哥，照你噉樣講，我一世人都唔會做你女婿㗎啦？好，我哋就結為兄弟啦。 + +99 +00:11:07,382 --> 00:11:14,746 +胡逸之哈哈大笑，噉啊拖住佢隻手行到船頭，對住月光一齊跪低，佢話： + +100 +00:11:15,531 --> 00:11:18,841 +胡逸之今日同韋小寶結為兄弟。 + +101 +00:11:19,339 --> 00:11:27,144 +此後有福共享，有難同當，如果違背誓言，叫我喺江中浸死。 + +102 +00:11:28,279 --> 00:11:35,174 +韋小寶亦照佢噉講嘞，噉啊最後嗰句説話呢就講成係，叫我都喺柳江浸死。 + +103 +00:11:36,272 --> 00:11:44,012 +因為佢諗啊：我就決唔會對唔住胡大哥嘅，不過萬一有咩過錯呢？噉就好難講㗎嘛。 + +104 +00:11:44,762 --> 00:11:51,129 +但我從此唔嚟廣西嘞，就唔會喺柳江浸死，噉第二條江河就唔算嘅。 + +105 +00:11:52,222 --> 00:11:56,901 +兩個人哈哈大笑，拖住手返入船艙，就極之親熱。 + +106 +00:11:58,092 --> 00:12:03,197 +吳六奇同馬超興恭喜佢哋兩個，噉四個人舉起酒杯一齊飲酒。 + +107 +00:12:04,471 --> 00:12:14,108 +吳六奇啊怕呢對癡情金蘭兄弟，又講陳圓圓同阿珂個事，噉聽起嚟實在厭煩嘞就話：我哋返去呢？ + +108 +00:12:14,910 --> 00:12:16,989 +胡逸之岌頭話：好啊。 + +109 +00:12:17,397 --> 00:12:24,632 +馬兄，韋兄弟，我有件事想求下你哋，呢位阿珂姑娘我要帶佢去昆明啊。 + +110 +00:12:25,672 --> 00:12:27,350 +馬超興啊並唔在意。 + +111 +00:12:27,883 --> 00:12:30,624 +韋小寶呢卻係大吃一驚啊連忙問： + +112 +00:12:30,900 --> 00:12:33,354 +吓？帶去昆明做咩嘢啊？ + +113 +00:12:34,398 --> 00:12:42,093 +胡逸之話：嗰日陳姑娘喺三聖庵同佢個女相認，當晚就病嘞。 + +114 +00:12:43,112 --> 00:12:48,906 +一味喺度叫：阿珂，阿珂，你點解唔嚟睇下你阿媽啊？ + +115 +00:12:49,386 --> 00:12:56,769 +又話：阿珂啊，阿媽只有你呢個心肝寶貝，阿媽想你想得好淒涼啊。 + +116 +00:12:57,979 --> 00:13:01,349 +我聽見好唔忍心，就一路跟住嚟。 + +117 +00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:08,522 +喺路上，我苦苦勸阿珂姑娘返去，去陪伴佢母親啦，佢又點講都唔肯。 + +118 +00:13:09,323 --> 00:13:17,411 +噉呢種事情又唔能夠夾硬嚟嘅，我又束手無策，只有暗中跟住，希望勸得佢回心轉意啦。 + +119 +00:13:18,132 --> 00:13:26,852 +而家佢畀你哋捉住咯，如果馬香主要佢應承返去昆明見母親，就可以釋放佢，怕佢唔聽都唔得嘞。 + +120 +00:13:27,562 --> 00:13:33,500 +馬超興話：呢件事在下並冇主見嘅，韋香主話點就點啦。 + +121 +00:13:34,343 --> 00:13:36,163 +胡逸之對韋小寶話： + +122 +00:13:36,758 --> 00:13:48,309 +兄弟，你要娶佢做老婆來日方長啊，但係如果陳姑娘一病不起，從此再見唔到佢個女。 + +123 +00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:53,027 +噉，噉就係終身之恨喇。 + +124 +00:13:53,944 --> 00:13:56,040 +講講下，已經有啲哽噎嘞。 + +125 +00:13:57,071 --> 00:13:58,162 +吳六奇諗嘞： + +126 +00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:13,715 +呢個人嘅英雄豪氣，都消磨晒嘞，咁婆婆媽媽嘅，為咗吳三桂一個愛妾，竟然搞到神魂顛倒，邊度係好漢嘅所為吖？ + +127 +00:14:14,761 --> 00:14:23,870 +陳圓圓係斷送大明江山嘅禍首之一，哼，下次老子提兵打入昆明，將佢一刀殺咗先。 + +128 +00:14:24,757 --> 00:14:41,028 +韋小寶就話：大哥要帶佢去昆明，噉亦可以，不過，呵呵，不過啊唔怕同大哥講吖，我同佢明媒正娶，早就拜過天地㗎嘞，做媒人嘅呢，係沐王府嘅搖頭獅子吳立身。 + +129 +00:14:41,463 --> 00:14:46,568 +偏偏我老婆唔肯同我成親，要去改嫁畀嗰個鄭公子喎。 + +130 +00:14:47,003 --> 00:14:50,643 +呢如果佢應承同我做夫妻呢，噉當然就可以放佢啦。 + +131 +00:14:51,511 --> 00:15:02,415 +吳六奇聽到呢處發火嘞，佢點都忍唔住，用手掌喺茶几上面出力噉一拍，酒壺酒杯當堂跌晒 ，佢大聲話， + +132 +00:15:03,082 --> 00:15:09,070 +胡大哥，韋兄弟，呢個姑娘仔唔肯去見老母，係大不孝。 + +133 +00:15:09,714 --> 00:15:17,384 +佢同韋兄弟拜過堂嘞，已經有夫妻名分，又要去跟嗰個鄭公子，呢啲係不貞。 + +134 +00:15:17,936 --> 00:15:21,782 +呢種不貞不孝嘅女子，留喺世間有乜嘢用啊？ + +135 +00:15:22,362 --> 00:15:31,995 +佢嘅樣越靚，人品就越壞，我而家去將佢條頸咔一聲扭鬼斷佢，免致使人聽到都心煩，見親就激氣啊。 + +136 +00:15:32,652 --> 00:15:36,386 +跟住大聲催促啲船家：快啲扒，快啲扒。 + +137 +00:15:37,421 --> 00:15:42,923 +胡逸之、韋小寶、馬超興三個人大家睇下，都變咗面色。 + +138 +00:15:43,849 --> 00:15:52,637 +眼見佢威風凜凜，殺氣騰騰，額頭青筋都爆起晒，憤恨到極點，邊個人都唔敢勸佢。 + +139 +00:15:53,831 --> 00:15:57,586 +隻船漸漸靠近岸邊嘞，吳六奇叫： + +140 +00:15:58,335 --> 00:16:00,009 +嗰一男一女喺邊處啊？ + +141 +00:16:00,922 --> 00:16:04,496 +一隻船上便有人回答話：喺呢度綁住啊。 + +142 +00:16:05,176 --> 00:16:11,307 +吳六奇向嗰個艄公一揮手，隻船就調轉頭，向住嗰隻小船扒過去。 + +143 +00:16:12,393 --> 00:16:14,067 +吳六奇對韋小寶話： + +144 +00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:18,876 +韋兄弟，你同我都係會中兄弟，情同骨肉。 + +145 +00:16:19,538 --> 00:16:25,999 +我做阿哥嘅，唔想見你誤於美色，葬送咗一生，今日，同你作個了斷。 + +146 +00:16:26,730 --> 00:16:28,946 +韋小寶啊聲都震晒佢話： + +147 +00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:34,054 +誒呢件事，誒仲仲要，誒仲要仔細商量下先啦。 + +148 +00:16:34,672 --> 00:16:36,172 +仲商量啲咩嘢啊？ + +149 +00:16:37,232 --> 00:16:44,040 +眼見兩隻船漸漸靠近嘞，韋小寶憂心如焚，只有請馬超興幫手啦。 + +150 +00:16:44,552 --> 00:16:46,901 +馬大哥，你勸下吳大哥啦。 + +151 +00:16:47,497 --> 00:16:55,646 +吳六奇話：天下好女子極多，包喺阿哥身上，我同你搵一個稱心滿意嘅好老婆就係喇。 + +152 +00:16:56,206 --> 00:16:59,162 +呢啲噉嘅下賤女子何必留戀呢？ + +153 +00:16:59,887 --> 00:17:02,847 +唉，噉誒，誒噉誒。 + +154 +00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:06,750 +韋小寶愁眉苦面，都唔知點好嘞。 + +155 +00:17:07,745 --> 00:17:13,666 +突然間，呼一聲一個人跳起身，撲到去對面船頭，係胡逸之啊。 + +156 +00:17:14,518 --> 00:17:20,064 +只見佢一蜎入船艙，跟住就由船尾蜎翻出嚟，佢已經抱住一個人。 + +157 +00:17:20,313 --> 00:17:27,947 +身法迅速到極，一眨眼就跳咗上岸，幾個起落唧，就已經喺幾十丈之外嘞。 + +158 +00:17:28,609 --> 00:17:30,592 +佢把聲遠遠噉傳嚟話： + +159 +00:17:31,317 --> 00:17:40,536 +吳大哥、馬大哥、韋兄弟，實在對唔住喇，日後上門請罪，任你哋責罰啦。 + +160 +00:17:41,427 --> 00:17:47,200 +説話聲漸漸遠嘞，但係中氣充沛，仍然係聽得清清楚楚嘅。 + +161 +00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:58,082 +吳六奇又驚又嬲啊，想話去追啦，眼見胡逸之已經去咗好遠嘞，轉念一想，不禁捧腹大笑。 + +162 +00:17:58,659 --> 00:18:06,718 +韋小寶拍掌叫好啊，諗住胡逸之抱咗阿珂去，梗係將佢送去同陳圓圓相會定嘞。 + +163 +00:18:08,279 --> 00:18:15,214 +噉過咗一陣間，兩隻船靠埋嘞，天地會嘅兄弟將鄭克塽推咗過嚟。 + +164 +00:18:15,832 --> 00:18:28,331 +韋小寶鬧佢話：死人頭你嘩，你殺害天地會嘅兄弟，又想害死天地會總舵主，我非劏開你個肚挖你嘅心出嚟不可。 + +165 +00:18:28,501 --> 00:18:33,143 +豈有此理，你明知阿珂係我老婆吖嘛，又同佢勾勾搭搭。 + +166 +00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:39,559 +講完行上前，正右開弓，啪啪啪啪，摑咗佢四巴。 + +167 +00:18:40,641 --> 00:18:49,529 +鄭克塽啊飲飽咗江水，早就死死下噉㗎嘞，見到韋小寶凶神惡煞噉樣，驚喇就哀求佢話： + +168 +00:18:50,313 --> 00:18:54,494 +韋大人，唔該你睇在我阿爹份上，放過我啦。 + +169 +00:18:54,885 --> 00:19:02,036 +從今而後，我，唉，我再唔敢同阿珂姑娘講嘢嘞，一句説話都唔敢講喇。 + +170 +00:19:02,762 --> 00:19:06,527 +韋小寶話：如果佢同你講嘢又點啊？ + +171 +00:19:07,140 --> 00:19:11,398 +嗯，噉，噉我都唔答佢嘞，否則，否則。 + +172 +00:19:12,493 --> 00:19:15,178 +否則點樣呢，一時之間就講唔出嘞。 + +173 +00:19:16,010 --> 00:19:20,115 +韋小寶話：你呢個人講説話就好似放屁噉。 + +174 +00:19:20,839 --> 00:19:25,088 +我將你條脷割咗佢先，等你想同阿珂講嘢都唔得至得。 + +175 +00:19:25,849 --> 00:19:29,670 +講完，拔出匕首喝佢話：伸條脷出嚟。 + +176 +00:19:30,217 --> 00:19:37,781 +唉，誒，唔好啊，唔好啊，哦我唔同佢講嘢就係啦，我唔講喇，只要講一句説話，就係，誒我就係龜蛋。 + +177 +00:19:39,070 --> 00:19:44,398 +韋小寶恐怕陳近南責罰佢，亦唔敢真係殺鄭克塽，就話： + +178 +00:19:45,329 --> 00:19:59,625 +嗱，以後你仲敢對天地會總舵主無禮，對啲兄弟無禮，仲敢同我老婆不三不四，想整頂綠帽畀老子戴，老子啊一劍插喺你呢個姦夫頭殼裏便。 + +179 +00:20:00,016 --> 00:20:05,860 +講完攞起匕首輕輕一掟，嗰把匕首啊，喥聲插入船頭。 + +180 +00:20:06,783 --> 00:20:10,767 +鄭克塽連忙話：誒，唔敢喇，唔敢喇，我點都唔敢喇。 + +181 +00:20:11,950 --> 00:20:14,202 +韋小寶擰轉頭對馬超興話： + +182 +00:20:14,793 --> 00:20:18,756 +馬大哥，佢係你家後堂捉到嘅，請你發落啦。 + +183 +00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:28,623 +馬超興話：唉，你哋話國姓爺幾咁英雄吖，佢嘅孫呢，就係咁唔成器嗰？ + +184 +00:20:29,470 --> 00:20:38,506 +吳六奇話：呢個人返到去台灣，必定同總舵主為難㗎嘞，不如一刀兩段永無後患啊。 + +185 +00:20:39,043 --> 00:20:43,098 +鄭克塽大驚失色，連忙話：誒唔會嘅，唔會嘅。 + +186 +00:20:43,355 --> 00:20:49,670 +我返到去台灣，求阿爹封陳永華陳先生嘅官，誒，誒，封個好大嘅官。 + +187 +00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:54,493 +馬超興話：哼，總舵主冇稀罕喇。 + +188 +00:20:55,361 --> 00:21:06,251 +低聲對吳六奇話：呢個人，係鄭王爺嘅公子，我哋如果殺咗佢，恐怕害到總舵主有弒主之名噃。 + +189 +00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:10,350 +各位，弒呢，就即係殺噉解。 + +190 +00:21:11,470 --> 00:21:17,167 +古時候，地位低嘅人殺死地位高過佢嘅人呢就叫做弒。 + +191 +00:21:18,763 --> 00:21:29,750 +天地會係陳永華奉鄭成功嘅命令建立嘅，陳永華係天地會首領，但係仍然係台灣延平郡王府所屬嘅官員。 + +192 +00:21:30,736 --> 00:21:39,037 +會中兄弟如果殺咗延平郡王個仔，陳永華雖然唔在場啊，不過亦一樣有關係嘅。 + +193 +00:21:39,903 --> 00:21:48,098 +吳六奇一諗冇錯啊，雙手一掹，就拉斷咗綁住鄭克塽嘅繩索，將佢扚起嚟喝叫話：躝啦！ + +194 +00:21:48,463 --> 00:21:49,955 +一手就掟佢上岸。 + +195 +00:21:50,569 --> 00:21:56,132 +鄭克塽當堂好似騰雲駕霧噉飛出去，喺空中啊呱呱聲咁叫。 + +196 +00:21:56,381 --> 00:22:11,018 +佢估話跌呢一跤呢難免筋折骨斷㗎嘞，點知𦣇柚掂地，喺一片草地上面滑咗好遠，雖然震到全身疼痛啊，不過就冇受傷，即刻躝翻起身啊急急腳走人嘞。 + +197 +00:22:11,391 --> 00:22:16,120 +嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/152.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/152.srt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..fc237e1dfba3fa4c00684cc5d78bb475a93f3356 --- /dev/null +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/152.srt @@ -0,0 +1,799 @@ +1 +00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,450 +前文再續啊書接上一回啊。 + +2 +00:00:04,471 --> 00:00:15,681 +話説吳六奇掟咗鄭克塽上岸，放走咗佢，見到鄭克塽咁狼狽，吳六奇同埋韋小寶啊哈哈大笑啊。 + +3 +00:00:16,813 --> 00:00:22,188 +馬超興話：呢個嘢，丟晒國姓爺嘅架咯。 + +4 +00:00:23,374 --> 00:00:29,434 +吳六奇問嘞：呢個嘢，點殺傷本會兄弟陷害總舵主㗎？ + +5 +00:00:30,166 --> 00:00:38,749 +韋小寶話：呢件事啊講起上嚟一匹布咁長喇，我哋上岸先，等兄弟慢慢同大哥詳詳細細噉講啦。 + +6 +00:00:39,340 --> 00:00:46,897 +咦？你睇下，嗰便天邊冚𠾴唥都係烏雲，怕大雨就嚟嚟喇，我哋快啲上岸罷啦。 + +7 +00:00:47,622 --> 00:00:51,943 +一陣大風颳過嚟，吹到各人啲衫啊霎霎聲。 + +8 +00:00:52,712 --> 00:01:04,304 +吳六奇話：呢場風雨都怕唔細噃，不如我哋將隻船駛去江心，喺大風大雨裏便飲酒傾偈都幾過癮噃。 + +9 +00:01:05,276 --> 00:01:07,476 +韋小寶吃咗一驚嘞連忙話： + +10 +00:01:08,120 --> 00:01:11,778 +呢隻船怕頂唔住啲風㗎，如果沉咗唔係弊？ + +11 +00:01:12,396 --> 00:01:15,781 +馬超興微微笑話：噉就冇有怕。 + +12 +00:01:16,288 --> 00:01:23,744 +講完，捩轉頭吩咐咗船家幾句，船家應咗，就調翻轉船頭，掛起道帆嘞。 + +13 +00:01:24,792 --> 00:01:33,008 +呢個時候，風勢已經好大喇，道帆鼓滿咗風，隻船啊箭噉向住江心駛出去。 + +14 +00:01:34,093 --> 00:01:40,618 +江裏頭浪頭大起，隻船呢又忽高忽低，江水又瀄入去艙裏便。 + +15 +00:01:41,716 --> 00:01:46,993 +韋小寶呢枉佢嘅外號叫做小白龍咯，佢都唔識游水嘅。 + +16 +00:01:47,576 --> 00:01:51,930 +吳六奇笑住話：韋兄弟，我都唔識水性㗎。 + +17 +00:01:52,788 --> 00:01:56,310 +韋小寶好奇怪嘞：乜你唔識游水㗎？ + +18 +00:01:56,919 --> 00:02:00,943 +從來都唔識，我一見到水就頭暈腦脹㗎嘞。 + +19 +00:02:01,508 --> 00:02:05,402 +噉，噉，噉你點解叫，叫人將隻船駛去江心唧？ + +20 +00:02:06,109 --> 00:02:12,892 +哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，天下嘅事情，越係可怕，我越係要去碰一碰佢。 + +21 +00:02:13,310 --> 00:02:19,591 +至多唔係大浪打沉隻船，大家都做柳江水鬼啫，噉亦冇咩嘢大不了啊。 + +22 +00:02:20,147 --> 00:02:26,032 +何況馬大哥外號叫做西江神蛟，水上功夫幾使得啊。 + +23 +00:02:26,348 --> 00:02:35,060 +馬大哥，我哋講定先吓，等陣如果係真係船沉咗，你要救韋兄弟先，第二個再嚟救我。 + +24 +00:02:35,722 --> 00:02:38,650 +馬超興笑住話：好，一言為定哦。 + +25 +00:02:39,348 --> 00:02:41,802 +韋小寶噉就覺得稍為放心嘞。 + +26 +00:02:43,211 --> 00:02:55,352 +呢陣時，風浪越發大嘞，隻船跟住啲浪頭升咗丈幾高，突然間呢，就好似由半空中跌翻落嚟噉，要蜎入水底噉樣。 + +27 +00:02:56,314 --> 00:03:03,099 +韋小寶成個畀佢拋起，嘣一聲，𢴈落艙板處，驚到佢啊嘰嘰聲咁叫。 + +28 +00:03:04,410 --> 00:03:17,398 +船篷忽然間沙沙聲，落大雨嘞，跟住一陣狂風颳過嚟，將船頭船尾嘅燈籠都捲走咗，船艙裏便嘅燈火都熄晒。 + +29 +00:03:17,914 --> 00:03:21,486 +嚇到韋小寶又試大叫：哎呀弊喇弊喇！ + +30 +00:03:22,481 --> 00:03:29,161 +喺船艙望出去，只見江面白浪洶湧，風大雨大，氣勢驚人。 + +31 +00:03:30,154 --> 00:03:36,489 +馬超興話：兄弟你冇有怕，呢場風雨果然係厲害，等我去揸軚啦。 + +32 +00:03:37,331 --> 00:03:39,863 +行到船尾，叫啲船夫入艙。 + +33 +00:03:40,799 --> 00:03:50,711 +點知風啊，大到極，兩名船夫又啱啱行到桅杆邊唧就爭啲畀風吹咗落水，咪即刻攬實桅杆，唔敢放手嘞。 + +34 +00:03:51,903 --> 00:03:55,533 +喺大風浪之中，嗰隻船啊忽然打側。 + +35 +00:03:56,084 --> 00:04:02,389 +韋小寶成個𢴈咗去左便，驚到佢又試尖聲大叫，個心又猛咁鬧： + +36 +00:04:03,446 --> 00:04:07,691 +呢個老乞衣啊，好諗唔諗諗埋晒啲噉嘅古怪主意。 + +37 +00:04:08,020 --> 00:04:14,089 +你自己又唔識游水，咩地方唔好玩吖？走嚟大風大雨嘅江心嚟開玩笑？ + +38 +00:04:15,593 --> 00:04:23,124 +狂風夾住暴雨，一陣陣打入嚟船艙，韋小寶早就周身濕透嘞。 + +39 +00:04:23,796 --> 00:04:34,829 +猛聽見咵嘞一聲，道帆跌咗落嚟，隻船一側，韋小寶撞咗過去右便嘭一聲，頭殼撞落去茶几上便。 + +40 +00:04:36,286 --> 00:04:41,204 +風雨聲中，忽然間聽見吳六奇放開喉嚨唱起曲嘞。 + +41 +00:04:42,520 --> 00:04:43,709 +曲詞係噉嘅： + +42 +00:04:44,899 --> 00:04:50,176 +走江邊，滿腔憤恨向誰言？ + +43 +00:04:51,463 --> 00:04:59,904 +老淚風吹，孤城一片，望救目穿，使盡殘兵血戰。 + +44 +00:05:01,240 --> 00:05:08,530 +跳出重圍，故國悲戀，誰知歌罷剩空筵。 + +45 +00:05:09,077 --> 00:05:19,986 +長江一線，吳頭楚尾路三千，盡歸別姓，雨翻雲變。 + +46 +00:05:21,178 --> 00:05:25,610 +寒濤東卷，萬事付空煙。 + +47 +00:05:26,892 --> 00:05:32,918 +精魂顯大招，聲逐海天遠。 + +48 +00:05:33,922 --> 00:05:42,137 +噉啊歌聲喺江上傳出去，風雷嘅聲音雖然係好響啊，不過亦壓佢唔到。 + +49 +00:05:43,184 --> 00:05:49,532 +馬超興喺船尾猛咁喝彩：好啊，好一個聲逐海天遠咯！ + +50 +00:05:50,703 --> 00:05:57,358 +韋小寶只係聽佢唱得慷慨激昂，亦唔知道曲文係咩嘢意思，個心就鬧佢嘞： + +51 +00:05:58,341 --> 00:06:02,269 +你咁好把聲又唔去戲台做大戲？做大花面吖笨。 + +52 +00:06:02,517 --> 00:06:10,168 +老乞衣，放開喉嚨大聲噉嗌：老爺，太太，施捨啲冷飯菜汁啦，啊真係餓你唔死啊。 + +53 +00:06:11,586 --> 00:06:16,331 +忽然間聽見江上面好遠嘅地方，有人高聲噉叫： + +54 +00:06:17,531 --> 00:06:24,832 +千古南朝作話傳，傷心血淚灑山川。 + +55 +00:06:25,964 --> 00:06:35,163 +啲叫聲喺好遠嘅，但係喺大風大雨之中，清清楚楚噉傳過嚟，可見嗰個人內力深湛。 + +56 +00:06:36,255 --> 00:06:40,192 +韋小寶打個特嘞，馬超興啊大聲叫： + +57 +00:06:41,591 --> 00:06:46,008 +係冇係總舵主啊？兄弟馬超興喺呢度喎。 + +58 +00:06:47,132 --> 00:06:51,243 +嗰便回答話：係啊，小寶喺處嘛？ + +59 +00:06:52,003 --> 00:06:53,838 +果然係陳近南嘅聲。 + +60 +00:06:54,921 --> 00:06:59,906 +韋小寶又驚又喜喇：師父，我喺呢度啊！ + +61 +00:07:00,484 --> 00:07:05,097 +但係咁大風雨，佢嘅聲音又點能夠傳得出去呢？ + +62 +00:07:06,354 --> 00:07:13,474 +馬超興又話：韋香主喺呢度啊，仲有洪順堂紅旗吳香主哦。 + +63 +00:07:14,743 --> 00:07:21,276 +陳近南話：好極喇！唔怪得江上唱曲，高亢入雲啦。 + +64 +00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:27,480 +吳六奇話：屬下吳六奇，參見總舵主。 + +65 +00:07:28,442 --> 00:07:32,227 +陳近南話：自己兄弟，唔使客氣。 + +66 +00:07:32,986 --> 00:07:37,691 +聲音漸漸近嘞，佢嗰隻船正係駛緊過嚟呢便。 + +67 +00:07:38,742 --> 00:07:48,573 +風雨仲未停啊，韋小寶喺船艙望出去，只見江上一片漆黑，有一點火光慢慢噉喺江面上移過嚟。 + +68 +00:07:49,478 --> 00:07:59,395 +陳近南隻船係點着燈嘅，過咗一陣，火光移到好近嘞，就覺得船頭微微一沉，陳近南已經跳上船。 + +69 +00:08:00,162 --> 00:08:04,610 +韋小寶諗：哎呀師父嚟到，呢次條命仔有救喇。 + +70 +00:08:05,255 --> 00:08:13,430 +連忙行去艙口迎接，不過又黑𠵼𠵼睇唔見陳近南個樣，就大聲叫咗聲師父先至講。 + +71 +00:08:14,349 --> 00:08:17,943 +陳近南拖住佢隻手行入船艙，笑住話： + +72 +00:08:18,731 --> 00:08:22,852 +呢場大風雨真係厲害喇，有冇嚇親你啊？ + +73 +00:08:23,292 --> 00:08:25,150 +韋小寶話：冇乜事。 + +74 +00:08:25,903 --> 00:08:28,531 +吳六奇同馬超興都過嚟參見。 + +75 +00:08:29,131 --> 00:08:38,521 +陳近南話：我去到柳州城，知道你哋嚟咗柳江，就嚟搵你哋啦，點知遇到呢場大風雨。 + +76 +00:08:39,139 --> 00:08:42,767 +如果唔係吳大哥一曲高歌，真係搵唔到添。 + +77 +00:08:43,473 --> 00:08:48,647 +吳六奇話：屬下一時興起，令總舵主見笑嘞。 + +78 +00:08:49,065 --> 00:08:51,924 +陳近南話：大家兄弟相稱就得嘞。 + +79 +00:08:52,569 --> 00:08:56,586 +吳大哥唱嘅係唔係桃花扇裏便沉江嗰齣戏啊？ + +80 +00:08:57,509 --> 00:08:58,020 +係啊。 + +81 +00:08:58,602 --> 00:09:05,412 +呢首曲寫史閣部精忠抗敵，沉江殉難，兄弟平時最鐘意聽。 + +82 +00:09:06,082 --> 00:09:10,339 +而家江上橫風橫雨，就不禁唱起嚟嘞。 + +83 +00:09:11,137 --> 00:09:13,462 +陳近南話：唱得真係好。 + +84 +00:09:14,412 --> 00:09:15,492 +韋小寶就諗嘞： + +85 +00:09:16,382 --> 00:09:24,856 +原來呢齣戏叫做沉江啊？哼，好唱唔唱唱呢齣戏，你要沉江，小弟恕不奉陪啊。 + +86 +00:09:25,739 --> 00:09:40,336 +陳近南話：嗰日，喺浙江嘉興隻船裏便，聽黃宗羲先生、呂留良先生、查伊璜先生三位江南名士，講過吳兄嘅事蹟，兄弟十分佩服。 + +87 +00:09:41,513 --> 00:09:48,658 +你我雖然係同會弟兄，不過兄弟事忙，一直唔能夠去廣東相見。 + +88 +00:09:49,031 --> 00:09:51,880 +吳兄身份又唔同，亦唔能夠北上。 + +89 +00:09:52,271 --> 00:09:56,390 +啊，想唔到今日喺呢處聚會，真係大慰平生啊。 + +90 +00:09:57,469 --> 00:10:04,134 +吳六奇話：兄弟入咗天地會之後，冇一日唔想參見總舵主嘅。 + +91 +00:10:04,852 --> 00:10:11,211 +江湖上都話：平生不見陳近南，就稱英雄也枉然啊。 + +92 +00:10:11,728 --> 00:10:17,341 +從今日起，我先至可以稱為英雄啊，哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。 + +93 +00:10:18,178 --> 00:10:23,021 +陳近南話：承蒙江湖上朋友抬舉，好慚愧啊。 + +94 +00:10:23,742 --> 00:10:31,242 +兩個人惺惺相惜，意氣相投，就暢談平生抱負，都唔記得江上嘅風雨嘞。 + +95 +00:10:32,848 --> 00:10:35,894 +傾談咗一陣，風雨漸漸細嘞。 + +96 +00:10:36,771 --> 00:10:41,947 +陳近南問起吳三桂嘅事，韋小寶啊逐一逐二噉講咗。 + +97 +00:10:42,811 --> 00:10:51,532 +講到驚險嘅地方，咪不免加油添醬一番啦，噉啊種種經過，連馬超興亦都係第一次聽到唧。 + +98 +00:10:52,471 --> 00:11:02,303 +陳近南聽講已經捉到咗蒙古使者罕帖摩，真憑實據，吳三桂呢趟係實衰嘞，所以十分歡喜； + +99 +00:11:02,903 --> 00:11:13,511 +又聽講羅剎國要喺北方響應吳三桂， 奪取關外大片土地，不由得皺起眉頭好耐都唔出聲。 + +100 +00:11:14,502 --> 00:11:22,962 +韋小寶話：師父，羅剎國啲人呢，紅毛綠眼，都唔使怕佢，至多就唔睇佢哋咁多啫嘛。 + +101 +00:11:23,513 --> 00:11:29,968 +不過佢哋嘅火器啊真係犀利啊，一槍揈過嚟呀，任你英雄好漢亦頂唔住㗎。 + +102 +00:11:30,541 --> 00:11:42,776 +陳近南話：我亦係為呢件事擔心，吳三桂同清廷拼個兩敗俱傷，係恢復我哋漢家山河嘅天賜良機。 + +103 +00:11:43,482 --> 00:11:55,559 +但係前門驅虎後門進狼，趕走咗清廷，又嚟咗個仲兇惡過清廷嘅羅剎國，嚟佔領我哋錦繡江山噉又點好呢？ + +104 +00:11:56,682 --> 00:12:01,786 +吳六奇話：羅剎國嘅火器，真係冇法子對付嘅咩？ + +105 +00:12:02,830 --> 00:12:06,260 +陳近南話：有一個人兩位可以見下。 + +106 +00:12:06,855 --> 00:12:10,510 +行到去艙口，佢話：興珠，你過嚟啦。 + +107 +00:12:11,043 --> 00:12:17,903 +喺嗰便隻船有個人應咗一聲，就跳上船行入船艙，向陳近南躬身行禮。 + +108 +00:12:18,913 --> 00:12:23,659 +呢個人四十零歲，身材瘦小，神情英悍。 + +109 +00:12:24,371 --> 00:12:30,454 +陳近南話：呢兩位係吳大哥、馬大哥，呢個係我徒弟，姓韋。 + +110 +00:12:31,157 --> 00:12:35,793 +嗰個人抱拳行禮，噉啊吳六奇等人呢都起身還禮。 + +111 +00:12:36,723 --> 00:12:44,271 +陳近南話：呢位林興珠林兄弟，一直喺台灣跟我做事，好得力嘅。 + +112 +00:12:44,715 --> 00:12:50,457 +當年國姓爺打敗紅毛鬼，攻克台灣，林兄弟亦係有功之人啊。 + +113 +00:12:51,325 --> 00:12:57,194 +韋小寶笑住話：林大哥同紅毛鬼交過手啊，真係好極嘞。 + +114 +00:12:57,584 --> 00:13:03,608 +羅剎鬼有槍炮火器，紅毛鬼亦有槍炮火器，林大哥啊實有法子嘅。 + +115 +00:13:04,527 --> 00:13:07,647 +吳六奇同馬超興同時拍掌一齊話： + +116 +00:13:08,229 --> 00:13:10,642 +韋兄弟嘅頭腦啊真係快嘞。 + +117 +00:13:11,654 --> 00:13:22,143 +吳六奇本來對韋小寶啊唔係點重視嘅，因為見佢迷戀阿珂，仲有幾分鄙夷佢添，到而家，都不由得有啲佩服嘞： + +118 +00:13:23,084 --> 00:13:27,467 +呢個細路好醒目，都有啲本事㗎噃。 + +119 +00:13:28,468 --> 00:13:37,474 +陳近南微笑話：當年國姓爺攻打台灣，紅毛鬼啲炮火好厲害，果然係極難抵敵。 + +120 +00:13:38,213 --> 00:13:47,543 +當時我哋就築起條土堤，將幾千名紅毛兵圍喺城裏便，截斷咗城裏便嘅水源，等佢哋冇水飲。 + +121 +00:13:48,302 --> 00:13:56,304 +紅毛兵頂唔住喇，就衝出嚟攻擊，我哋日頭唔同佢哋打，晚頭黑就同佢哋近鬥。 + +122 +00:13:56,793 --> 00:13:59,991 +興珠，當時點樣打法你同大家講下啦。 + +123 +00:14:00,850 --> 00:14:04,722 +林興珠話：呢啲係軍師嘅神機妙算。 + +124 +00:14:05,729 --> 00:14:14,178 +陳近南為鄭成功獻計攻打台灣就終於成功，所以軍隊裏頭，都稱呼佢做軍師嘅。 + +125 +00:14:15,453 --> 00:14:30,178 +林興珠話：國姓爺喺永歷十五年，二月初一祭江，就率領文武百官、親軍武衛，坐戰艦由科羅灣出海，佢二十四日呢就去到澎湖嘞。 + +126 +00:14:31,148 --> 00:14:34,067 +四月初一呢，就到達台灣鹿耳門。 + +127 +00:14:34,991 --> 00:14:43,417 +噉門外，有幾十里淺灘嘅，紅毛兵呢又鑿沉咗啲船，阻塞港口，噉我哋嘅戰艦咪開唔入去啦。 + +128 +00:14:44,612 --> 00:14:56,327 +噉正在冇法子嘅時候，哈忽然間，潮水漲起上嚟，噉啊眾兵將就歡聲震天啦，各條戰艦啊一齊湧入去，噉喺水寨港登岸。 + +129 +00:14:56,816 --> 00:15:00,772 +紅毛兵呢就用槍炮嚟打，國姓爺對大家話： + +130 +00:15:01,163 --> 00:15:05,671 +我哋如果退後一步，就畀佢哋趕入咗大海就死無葬身之地嘞。 + +131 +00:15:06,231 --> 00:15:10,384 +紅毛鬼槍炮雖然係厲害，大家都要奮勇上前啊噉。 + +132 +00:15:10,855 --> 00:15:14,549 +眾兵將得咗命令，軍師就親自帶住我哋衝鋒。 + +133 +00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:25,273 +突然之間，我耳仔邊啊，好似打咗幾千幾百個霹靂噉，煙霧瀰漫，前面嘅弟兄呢冧咗一排。 + +134 +00:15:25,530 --> 00:15:28,790 +噉大家又慌又亂，就逃跑翻轉頭嘞。 + +135 +00:15:29,425 --> 00:15:35,501 +韋小寶話：係啊，我第一次聽見開紅毛槍啊，都嚇到傻晒啊。 + +136 +00:15:36,066 --> 00:15:40,354 +林興珠話：嗰陣時，我就好似冇頭烏蠅噉。 + +137 +00:15:41,079 --> 00:15:44,460 +正係慌亂嘅時候，聽見軍師大聲話： + +138 +00:15:44,936 --> 00:15:50,179 +紅毛鬼開咗一槍，要上火藥裝鉛彈嘅，大家衝啊噉。 + +139 +00:15:50,454 --> 00:15:55,716 +我連忙帶住班兄弟衝上去啦，果然紅毛鬼一時就嚟唔切開槍嘞。 + +140 +00:15:56,241 --> 00:16:02,833 +但係啱啱衝到埋去唧，紅毛鬼又開槍咯噃，我即刻趢低，喺地下躲避啦。 + +141 +00:16:03,164 --> 00:16:07,895 +不過好多兄弟都打死咗，冇法子嘞，就只有退翻落嚟。 + +142 +00:16:08,286 --> 00:16:09,900 +紅毛鬼呢亦唔敢追。 + +143 +00:16:10,571 --> 00:16:18,113 +呢一仗陣亡咗好幾百兄弟，大家都垂頭喪氣，一諗起紅毛鬼嘅槍炮就心驚肉跳啊。 + +144 +00:16:18,892 --> 00:16:23,487 +韋小寶話：噉收尾係唔係軍師諗出咗妙計呢？ + +145 +00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:25,872 +林興珠話：係咯。 + +146 +00:16:26,432 --> 00:16:28,837 +嗰晚軍師叫咗我去，問我話： + +147 +00:16:29,068 --> 00:16:32,913 +林兄弟，你係武夷山地堂門嘅弟子係唔係啊？ + +148 +00:16:33,322 --> 00:16:34,263 +我話係啊噉。 + +149 +00:16:34,584 --> 00:16:41,336 +軍師話：日頭紅毛鬼一開槍，你即刻就趢低喺地嘞，身法好敏捷噃。 + +150 +00:16:42,020 --> 00:16:43,535 +我好慚愧啦就話： + +151 +00:16:44,279 --> 00:16:51,007 +小將唔敢貪生怕死，聽日上陣嘅時候，決唔敢再趢低躲避嘞，滅咗我哋大明官兵嘅威風。 + +152 +00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:53,143 +否則，你殺我個頭啦。 + +153 +00:16:54,020 --> 00:17:04,539 +韋小寶話：林大哥，我估軍師呢唔係怪你貪生怕死啊，係讚你趢喺地躲避嘅法子好好，要你傳授畀眾兄弟啊。 + +154 +00:17:05,260 --> 00:17:12,272 +林興珠一拍大髀，大聲話：係咯，你係軍師嘅徒弟，果然係名師出高徒啊。 + +155 +00:17:12,881 --> 00:17:19,010 +韋小寶笑住話：你係我師父嘅部下，果然係強將手下無弱兵啊。 + +156 +00:17:19,446 --> 00:17:20,928 +眾人都笑起上嚟嘞。 + +157 +00:17:21,721 --> 00:17:25,841 +林興珠話：嗰晚，軍師真係噉樣吩咐我嘅。 + +158 +00:17:26,214 --> 00:17:28,601 +佢話：你唔好會錯我意。 + +159 +00:17:28,974 --> 00:17:37,762 +我見你嘅燕青十八翻、松鼠草上飛嘅身法好啱使，可以趢到敵人前便，用單刀斬佢哋嘅腳。 + +160 +00:17:38,592 --> 00:17:41,574 +有一套地堂刀法，你練得點啊？ + +161 +00:17:42,558 --> 00:17:47,066 +我聽見軍師唔係鬧我膽小怕死噉至放心咋，我話： + +162 +00:17:47,475 --> 00:17:57,807 +地堂刀法呢小將係練過嘅，當年師父話，如果上陣打仗，可以趢過去斬敵人嘅馬腳，不過紅毛鬼唔騎馬怕冇用唧。 + +163 +00:17:58,550 --> 00:18:04,370 +軍師又話喇：紅毛鬼雖然係冇騎馬，我哋斬佢嘅人腳，有咩嘢唔得啊？ + +164 +00:18:04,744 --> 00:18:11,481 +吖我一聽就恍然大悟，猛咁話：冇錯啊冇錯啊，小將頭腦唔靈活，想唔到呢一點啊噉。 + +165 +00:18:12,232 --> 00:18:14,228 +韋小寶微微一笑佢諗： + +166 +00:18:15,022 --> 00:18:24,739 +你師父教你呢路刀法可以斬馬腳，你就以為唔能夠斬人腳，嘿老兄嘅頭腦啊，果然唔係點靈活喇。 + +167 +00:18:25,383 --> 00:18:30,352 +林興珠話：當時，軍師就叫我演咗一次呢路刀法。 + +168 +00:18:30,832 --> 00:18:32,842 +佢讚我練得仲可以，佢話： + +169 +00:18:33,367 --> 00:18:43,774 +你嘅地堂門刀法身法，如果冇十幾年嘅寒暑之功呢就練唔到呢個地步，但係我哋聽日呢就要打仗，大家要練就嚟唔切嘞。 + +170 +00:18:44,661 --> 00:18:51,637 +我話：係啊，呢路地堂門刀法呢小將啊練得唔好，不過的確呢已經練咗十幾年喇噉。 + +171 +00:18:52,125 --> 00:19:01,571 +軍師就話：我哋趕緊築土堤，用弓箭嚟守住先，你馬上去教啲兵將，練轆地上前，揮刀斬腳嘅法子。 + +172 +00:19:02,162 --> 00:19:09,139 +只要教三幾下招式，大家練熟就可以嘞，地堂門嘅深奧武功一概唔使教噉。 + +173 +00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:13,912 +噉我接咗軍師將令，當晚呢，就教咗本隊嘅士兵先。 + +174 +00:19:14,561 --> 00:19:19,697 +第二日一早，紅鬼衝過嚟，噉畀我哋一陣弓箭射翻轉頭。 + +175 +00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:26,577 +噉本隊士兵將地堂刀法啊基本五招學會咗，再傳授第二隊嘅官兵。 + +176 +00:19:27,346 --> 00:19:33,613 +軍師又吩咐大家斬咗啲樹枝，扎成盾牌，要嚟擋住紅毛兵嘅鉛彈嘅。 + +177 +00:19:34,362 --> 00:19:38,116 +第四日朝頭早，紅毛兵又試嚟進攻嘞噃。 + +178 +00:19:38,931 --> 00:19:47,328 +我哋上去迎戰，趢地前進，殺到紅毛鬼啊落花流水，戰場上便啊留低咗幾百隻腳。 + +179 +00:19:47,755 --> 00:19:53,831 +連赤嵌城守將紅毛頭嘅左腳都斬咗落嚟，呢個紅毛頭呢就投降喇。 + +180 +00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:57,260 +收尾再攻衛城，仍然係用呢個法子啊。 + +181 +00:19:57,878 --> 00:19:59,662 +馬超興好歡喜噉話： + +182 +00:20:00,253 --> 00:20:05,799 +噉以後同羅剎鬼交鋒打仗，就可以用地堂功夫啊對付佢哋咯。 + +183 +00:20:06,652 --> 00:20:10,788 +陳近南話：不過而家嘅情形呢就有啲唔同。 + +184 +00:20:11,397 --> 00:20:16,423 +當年喺台灣嘅紅毛兵不過係三四千人，噉啊死一個少一個。 + +185 +00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:24,826 +羅剎兵如果嚟侵犯，至少都有幾萬人㗎，佢哋源源而嚟，殺不勝殺。 + +186 +00:20:25,386 --> 00:20:33,711 +再講吖，地堂刀法只能用於近戰，羅剎兵如果用大炮轟擊，噉亦好難抵擋㗎。 + +187 +00:20:34,510 --> 00:20:39,232 +吳六奇話：噉啊係啊，軍師你話點做好呢？ + +188 +00:20:40,451 --> 00:20:51,968 +佢聽陳近南介紹林興珠嘅時候，並冇稱呼自己做香主，就估計林興珠唔係天地會嘅人，所以亦唔用總舵主嚟稱呼陳近南嘞。 + +189 +00:20:53,050 --> 00:21:01,250 +陳近南話：中國地大人多，如果冇漢奸做內應，外國人係極難打入嚟嘅。 + +190 +00:21:01,903 --> 00:21:08,842 +噉大家都話：冇錯喇冇錯喇，清兵佔據我哋江山，全靠漢奸吳三桂帶路啫嘛。 + +191 +00:21:09,594 --> 00:21:23,650 +陳近南話：而家吳三桂又去同羅剎國勾結，佢起兵造反嘅時候，我哋首先一鼓作氣將佢打垮，噉羅剎國冇咗內應就唔能夠貿貿然入侵嘞。 + +192 +00:21:24,509 --> 00:21:31,946 +馬超興話：如果吳三桂垮得太快，就唔能夠同清廷打到兩敗俱傷嘞噃。 + +193 +00:21:32,670 --> 00:21:34,958 +陳近南話：噉啊係嘅。 + +194 +00:21:35,652 --> 00:21:40,424 +但係比較起嚟，羅剎人比較清廷更加可怕。 + +195 +00:21:40,992 --> 00:21:49,713 +韋小寶話：係定啦，滿洲人亦係黃皮膚、黑眼睛、扁鼻哥，同我哋冇咩唔同嘅，講嘅説話亦係一樣嘅。 + +196 +00:21:50,912 --> 00:21:56,193 +外國鬼又紅毛綠眼，講起説話上嚟啊，嘰哩咕嚕都唔知佢噏乜。 + +197 +00:21:57,271 --> 00:22:02,720 +噉啊眾人傾咗一陣國家大事，個天上下光嘞，風雨亦停咗嘞。 + +198 +00:22:02,921 --> 00:22:10,065 +馬超興話：大家衣服都濕咯，不如上岸飲翻兩杯，驅下寒氣呢，好唔好啊？ + +199 +00:22:10,510 --> 00:22:12,371 +陳近南話：好極嘞。 + +200 +00:22:12,851 --> 00:22:17,730 +嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/153.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/153.srt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..96cd2fdc12a5737c1bcf0f9a36a5e599f7685a11 --- /dev/null +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/153.srt @@ -0,0 +1,859 @@ +1 +00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,417 +前文再續啊書接上一回啊。 + +2 +00:00:04,313 --> 00:00:13,597 +話説呢一場大風，將隻船吹咗三十幾里遠，等到返到去柳州嘅時候呢，已經上下中午嘞。 + +3 +00:00:14,364 --> 00:00:17,074 +噉眾人喺原來嘅碼頭上岸。 + +4 +00:00:18,291 --> 00:00:25,592 +只見有個人飛奔過嚟，佢對韋小寶話：相公，你，哎呀你返嚟喇。 + +5 +00:00:26,482 --> 00:00:31,693 +呢個人係雙兒啊，佢全身都濕到淰，神情就好歡喜。 + +6 +00:00:32,590 --> 00:00:35,780 +韋小寶問：你嚟呢度做乜嘢啊？ + +7 +00:00:36,609 --> 00:00:45,460 +雙兒話：尋晚大風大雨，你坐咗船出去，我好唔放心啊，一味盼望相公你早啲返嚟咯。 + +8 +00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:47,624 +你一直喺呢度等啊？ + +9 +00:00:48,260 --> 00:00:51,850 +係，我，誒我只係擔心。 + +10 +00:00:52,503 --> 00:00:54,319 +擔心我坐隻船沉咗啊？ + +11 +00:00:55,271 --> 00:01:01,889 +我知道你福份大，隻船一定唔會沉嘅，不過，不過我。 + +12 +00:01:02,854 --> 00:01:15,504 +碼頭上有個船夫笑住話：嘿呢位小總爺啊，尋晚，三更半夜風雨最大嘅時候，話請我哋隻船出去，誒話要搵人喎。 + +13 +00:01:15,984 --> 00:01:24,110 +噉初初話畀五十兩銀呢就冇人肯去，佢又加到一百兩，張老三嗰個嘢貪錢就應承啦。 + +14 +00:01:24,616 --> 00:01:31,756 +不過啱啱想開船唧，哩嘞一聲，大風就吹斷咗桅杆，哎噉就冇人敢去嘞。 + +15 +00:01:31,906 --> 00:01:34,874 +佢呢就急到喊啊，哈哈哈哈哈。 + +16 +00:01:36,084 --> 00:01:43,060 +韋小寶個心好感動，握住雙兒隻手話：雙兒，你對我真係好喇。 + +17 +00:01:43,851 --> 00:01:46,173 +雙兒面都紅晒耷低個頭。 + +18 +00:01:47,233 --> 00:01:51,391 +噉話說一行，去到馬超興嘅住處，換過衣服。 + +19 +00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:56,818 +陳近南啊吩咐馬超興派人去打聽鄭公子同馮錫范嘅下落。 + +20 +00:01:57,741 --> 00:02:02,880 +馬超興應咗，就派人出去查嘞，噉跟住稟報家後堂嘅事務。 + +21 +00:02:04,365 --> 00:02:10,736 +馬超興擺開筵席，噉啊請陳近南坐咗首席，吳六奇就坐咗次席。 + +22 +00:02:12,142 --> 00:02:15,854 +要請韋小寶坐第三席嘅時候呢，韋小寶話： + +23 +00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:26,287 +林大哥攻破台灣，地堂刀大斬紅毛火腿，立咗咁大功勞，兄弟啊，就算係企喺度陪佢飲酒亦係心甘情願啊。 + +24 +00:02:26,794 --> 00:02:30,377 +噉樣嘅英雄好漢，兄弟點敢坐佢上首便啊？ + +25 +00:02:31,066 --> 00:02:33,519 +佢就拉住林興珠坐咗第三席。 + +26 +00:02:34,088 --> 00:02:36,192 +林興珠極之歡喜啊佢諗： + +27 +00:02:36,855 --> 00:02:41,393 +軍師呢個徒弟年紀雖然係細唧，不過認真夠朋友啊。 + +28 +00:02:42,612 --> 00:02:47,564 +噉散咗席之後，天地會四個人又喺廂房商議事情。 + +29 +00:02:48,621 --> 00:02:57,741 +陳近南話：小寶，你有大事在身，我哋師徒呢次仍然唔能夠多聚嘞，聽日你就北上啦。 + +30 +00:02:58,632 --> 00:03:00,339 +韋小寶話：係。 + +31 +00:03:01,176 --> 00:03:04,174 +可惜呢次呢又唔能夠多聽師父嘅教誨咯。 + +32 +00:03:04,854 --> 00:03:11,719 +我本來仲想聽下吳大哥講下佢嘅英雄事蹟嘅，噉唯有等到打平吳三桂之後再聽佢講啦。 + +33 +00:03:12,501 --> 00:03:20,806 +吳六奇笑住話：你吳大哥就冇咩英雄事蹟喇，不過平生嘅壞事呢係做過唔少。 + +34 +00:03:21,415 --> 00:03:29,931 +如果唔係查伊璜先生一場教訓，直到今日，我仲係為虎作倀，幫清廷賣命啊。 + +35 +00:03:31,159 --> 00:03:35,452 +韋小寶攞咗吳三桂送畀佢嗰支洋槍出嚟，對吳六奇話： + +36 +00:03:36,162 --> 00:03:42,412 +吳大哥，你咁遠嚟見我真係感激嘞，呢支羅剎國洋槍送畀你留念啦。 + +37 +00:03:43,803 --> 00:03:57,380 +吳三桂啊本來送咗兩支畀佢嘅，另外嗰支呢，韋小寶喺領翻沐劍屏嘅時候，交咗畀夏國相做憑證，噉收尾匆匆忙忙離開雲南就嚟唔切攞翻。 + +38 +00:03:58,102 --> 00:04:05,971 +吳六奇多謝過韋小寶，接過嚟，裝上火藥鐵彈，點着火向住天井放咗一槍。 + +39 +00:04:07,049 --> 00:04:12,769 +火光一閃，嘭一聲，天井嘅青石板石屑紛飛。 + +40 +00:04:13,628 --> 00:04:15,032 +大家都嚇咗一跳啊。 + +41 +00:04:16,281 --> 00:04:18,376 +陳近南皺起眉頭佢諗： + +42 +00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:26,184 +羅剎國嘅火器竟然咁犀利，如果興兵侵犯真係難以抵擋啊。 + +43 +00:04:27,970 --> 00:04:32,890 +韋小寶攞咗四張五千兩嘅銀票出嚟，交畀馬超興笑住話： + +44 +00:04:33,370 --> 00:04:37,286 +馬大哥，勞煩你代我請貴堂各位兄弟飲翻杯酒啦。 + +45 +00:04:38,023 --> 00:04:44,796 +馬超興笑住話：二萬兩銀啊？太多咯，飲三年酒都飲冇完喂。 + +46 +00:04:45,231 --> 00:04:46,793 +噉啊多謝過收咗嘞。 + +47 +00:04:47,872 --> 00:04:50,987 +韋小寶跪低向陳近南叩頭辭別。 + +48 +00:04:51,850 --> 00:04:55,242 +陳近南扶起佢，拍下佢膊頭，笑住話： + +49 +00:04:55,825 --> 00:04:59,768 +你好好，不愧係我陳近南嘅徒弟。 + +50 +00:05:01,493 --> 00:05:15,733 +韋小寶同佢企得好近，睇得好清楚，見到佢兩鬢斑白，神情非常憔悴，估計呢幾年來奔走江湖，飽受風霜之苦。 + +51 +00:05:16,288 --> 00:05:21,019 +個心好難過，噉啊想送啲禮物畀師父，佢諗： + +52 +00:05:21,887 --> 00:05:26,539 +師父啊唔要銀嘅，珠寶啊啲噉嘅嘢佢亦唔鐘意。 + +53 +00:05:27,305 --> 00:05:31,873 +師父武功咁使得，亦唔稀罕我嘅匕首同寶衣㗎。 + +54 +00:05:33,116 --> 00:05:38,389 +突然間一陣衝動佢就話：師父，有件事我要稟告你老人家。 + +55 +00:05:39,519 --> 00:05:44,016 +吳六奇同馬超興知道佢兩師徒有説話講嘞，就退出去。 + +56 +00:05:44,876 --> 00:05:49,271 +韋小寶喺貼肉嘅衫袋裏便，攞咗一包嘢出嚟。 + +57 +00:05:49,916 --> 00:06:00,737 +解開綁繩，揭開一層油布，再掀開兩層油紙，就露出喺八部四十二章經封皮裏便攞出嚟嗰啲碎羊皮。 + +58 +00:06:01,311 --> 00:06:08,007 +佢話：師父，弟子冇咩孝敬你老人家喇，呢包碎羊皮，請你收低佢啦。 + +59 +00:06:08,941 --> 00:06:13,444 +陳近南好奇怪就問：啲碎羊皮係咩嘢嚟㗎？ + +60 +00:06:14,731 --> 00:06:17,482 +韋小寶於是講咗碎羊皮嘅來歷。 + +61 +00:06:18,533 --> 00:06:21,683 +陳近南越聽呢面色就越鄭重。 + +62 +00:06:22,696 --> 00:06:36,127 +聽到太后、皇帝、鰲拜、西藏大喇嘛、獨臂尼九難、神龍教主等等大有來頭嘅人物，冇一個唔處心積慮噉想得到呢啲碎羊皮。 + +63 +00:06:36,901 --> 00:06:44,798 +而其中呢，竟然隱藏住清廷龍脈，同大批寶藏嘅秘密，嘿真係發夢都想唔到啊。 + +64 +00:06:45,892 --> 00:06:49,897 +佢詳細噉問經過嘅情形，韋小寶都講咗喇。 + +65 +00:06:50,128 --> 00:06:58,427 +噉啊至於有啲細節，好似神龍教教主教招啊，拜九難做師父等等嘅情形呢噉啊當然係略過唔提啦。 + +66 +00:06:59,787 --> 00:07:05,697 +陳近南沉吟咗一陣就話：呢包嘢真係非同小可。 + +67 +00:07:06,933 --> 00:07:15,541 +我哋兩師徒帶領會中兄弟，去掘咗佢哋嘅龍脈，攞出寶藏，興兵起義，呢個係不世奇功。 + +68 +00:07:16,723 --> 00:07:25,660 +不過我好快就返去台灣謁見王爺，呢包嘢帶喺身邊，坐船來回，恐怕唔安全啊。 + +69 +00:07:26,344 --> 00:07:27,908 +而家仲係你收住好。 + +70 +00:07:28,834 --> 00:07:34,402 +我翻台灣之後，就嚟北京同你會合，嗰陣時再共圖大事啦。 + +71 +00:07:35,265 --> 00:07:38,201 +好，噉啊請師父盡快嚟北京啦。 + +72 +00:07:38,942 --> 00:07:41,954 +你放心，我一陣都唔會停留㗎喇。 + +73 +00:07:43,208 --> 00:07:49,164 +小寶，你師父畢生奔波，就係為咗圖謀興復明室。 + +74 +00:07:50,061 --> 00:08:02,479 +睇住日子一日一日過去，百姓對前朝漸漸都唔記得，而家小皇帝施政又好妥善，興復大業越嚟越渺茫。 + +75 +00:08:03,610 --> 00:08:12,096 +想唔到吳三桂終於要起兵造反，而你又得到呢份藏寶圖，真係天大嘅轉機啊。 + +76 +00:08:13,221 --> 00:08:16,494 +講到呢處，不由得喜上眉梢。 + +77 +00:08:17,776 --> 00:08:27,137 +佢本來神情憂鬱，滿懷心事，呢個時候精神大振啊，韋小寶見到佢噉樣十分歡喜。 + +78 +00:08:28,165 --> 00:08:32,948 +陳近南又問：你身上中嘅毒點啊？有冇減輕啊？ + +79 +00:08:33,893 --> 00:08:40,299 +韋小寶話：弟子食咗神龍教洪教主畀嘅解藥，毒性啊完全解晒喇。 + +80 +00:08:41,130 --> 00:08:42,034 +噉啊好極喇。 + +81 +00:08:43,289 --> 00:08:51,262 +小寶，你嘅膊頭擔住反清復明嘅萬斤重擔，務必要自己保重啊。 + +82 +00:08:52,183 --> 00:08:55,411 +講完，陳近南雙手撳住佢膊頭。 + +83 +00:08:56,314 --> 00:08:58,140 +韋小寶話：係。 + +84 +00:08:59,093 --> 00:09:00,437 +弟子係咩嘢都唔懂嘅。 + +85 +00:09:00,996 --> 00:09:03,828 +得到呢啲碎羊皮呢，不過係好彩數啫嘛。 + +86 +00:09:04,371 --> 00:09:12,268 +次次都好似我做莊，食咗閒家嘅夾棍噉，天槓食天槓，密十食密十，食得啊舒舒服服。 + +87 +00:09:13,324 --> 00:09:15,111 +陳近南微微一笑話： + +88 +00:09:15,864 --> 00:09:22,761 +你返到北京之後，半夜呢閂實門窗，慢慢將呢啲碎羊皮拼起上嚟。 + +89 +00:09:23,290 --> 00:09:34,798 +拼到地圖喇，然後記住圖形，記到爛熟，唔會錯嘞，又將碎羊皮拆亂佢，分開七八包，收埋喺唔同嘅地方。 + +90 +00:09:36,029 --> 00:09:42,777 +小寶，一個人嘅運氣呢有好有壞，唔會係成日都一帆風順嘅。 + +91 +00:09:43,987 --> 00:09:47,507 +噉嘅大事，我哋唔能夠專靠好運氣㗎。 + +92 +00:09:48,285 --> 00:09:49,604 +師父講得冇錯啊。 + +93 +00:09:50,120 --> 00:10:01,494 +嗱就好比我賭牌九做莊啫嘛，而家已經贏咗八鋪嘞，如果一鋪通賠，呢包碎羊皮畀人哋搶咗去，豈不是全軍覆沒鏟咗我嘅莊？ + +94 +00:10:01,796 --> 00:10:05,131 +所以呢，連贏八鋪之後，就要落莊嘞。 + +95 +00:10:05,558 --> 00:10:10,756 +陳近南諗：小寶就係好賭。就微微笑話： + +96 +00:10:11,762 --> 00:10:13,503 +你懂得呢個道理就好啦。 + +97 +00:10:14,232 --> 00:10:16,682 +賭錢輸贏冇咩嘢大不了。 + +98 +00:10:17,259 --> 00:10:21,859 +我哋圖謀大事，就算係冇咗條命啊亦係好閒嘅事啫。 + +99 +00:10:22,829 --> 00:10:29,514 +但係呢包嘢，天下千千萬萬人嘅身家性命都喺上便，點都唔輸得㗎。 + +100 +00:10:30,299 --> 00:10:39,631 +係，我贏咗之後呢，就將銀捧翻屋企，埋喺床下底嚟，斬手指唔賭喇，噉就永遠都輸唔翻出去喇。 + +101 +00:10:40,510 --> 00:10:44,834 +陳近南行到窗口旁邊，睇住個天，細細聲噉話： + +102 +00:10:45,836 --> 00:10:54,913 +小寶，我聽到呢個消息之後，就算即刻死咗咯，個心亦都好歡喜啊。 + +103 +00:10:56,303 --> 00:11:04,324 +韋小寶諗：往日見到師父呢佢總係精神十足嘅，點解呢一次成日都想到要死呢？ + +104 +00:11:05,316 --> 00:11:11,638 +佢就問：師父，你喺延平郡王府辦事個心唔係點痛快呢係咪呢？ + +105 +00:11:12,714 --> 00:11:17,051 +陳近南擰轉身，有啲奇怪噉話：你點知道啊？ + +106 +00:11:18,239 --> 00:11:20,903 +我見師父你似乎唔係點開心之嘛。 + +107 +00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:25,370 +我想世上再為難嘅事情，你都唔放喺心上嘅。 + +108 +00:11:25,850 --> 00:11:29,710 +江湖上嘅英雄好漢，又個個對你十分敬重嘅。 + +109 +00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:36,748 +你係連皇帝都唔怕嘅，普天下只有鄭王爺一個人能夠畀氣你受㗎啫。 + +110 +00:11:38,253 --> 00:11:41,032 +陳近南歎一口氣，隔咗一陣話： + +111 +00:11:42,450 --> 00:11:46,684 +王爺對我一向禮敬有加，十分倚重啊。 + +112 +00:11:47,972 --> 00:11:53,003 +韋小寶話：嗯，實係鄭二公子呢個嘢向你擺臭架子定嘞。 + +113 +00:11:54,491 --> 00:12:04,554 +當年國姓爺待我恩重如山，我早就誓死相報，對佢鄭家嘅事我係鞠躬盡瘁死而後已。 + +114 +00:12:05,493 --> 00:12:10,945 +鄭二公子年紀輕，就算有咩言語不當我亦唔放喺心上。 + +115 +00:12:12,251 --> 00:12:17,847 +王爺嘅世子，英明愛眾，不過乃係庶出。 + +116 +00:12:19,032 --> 00:12:22,902 +韋小寶唔明白喇佢就問：誒咩咩庶出嘩？ + +117 +00:12:23,662 --> 00:12:26,916 +庶出，就唔係王妃生嘅噉解。 + +118 +00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:31,600 +哦我明白喇我明白喇，係王爺嘅妾侍生嘅。 + +119 +00:12:32,332 --> 00:12:33,032 +冇錯。 + +120 +00:12:34,032 --> 00:12:37,562 +當年國姓爺逝世同呢件事亦好有關係。 + +121 +00:12:38,494 --> 00:12:46,522 +因此王太妃就好唔歡喜世子，噉啊一再吩咐王爺，要廢咗世子立二公子做世子啊。 + +122 +00:12:47,020 --> 00:12:51,517 +唔得，二公子又糊塗又冇用又怕死，唔得嘅。 + +123 +00:12:51,766 --> 00:12:57,348 +呢個嘢啊好鬼衰㗎，正龜蛋啊嗰日仲想害死師父你老人家添。 + +124 +00:12:58,161 --> 00:13:03,198 +小寶，把嘴乾淨啲，你噉唔係即係鬧王爺？ + +125 +00:13:04,038 --> 00:13:08,443 +吖，係啊係啊係啊，哎呀，龜蛋唔能夠隨便咁鬧人㗎。 + +126 +00:13:10,100 --> 00:13:21,467 +兩位公子比較起上嚟，二公子的確係處處都唔及佢哥哥，不過係相貌端正，把嘴又甜，祖母好歡喜佢。 + +127 +00:13:21,929 --> 00:13:28,218 +係囉，女人之家乜都唔識嘅，見到會托大腳嘅白板仔又當寶貝嘞。 + +128 +00:13:29,079 --> 00:13:32,783 +陳近南啊唔知道佢係話阿珂，就擰下個頭話： + +129 +00:13:33,741 --> 00:13:39,953 +改立世子王爺係唔肯嘅，文武百官亦都勸王爺唔好改立。 + +130 +00:13:40,843 --> 00:13:48,138 +因此兩位公子固然係兄弟失和啦，太妃同王爺母子之間，亦時時為呢啲事爭執。 + +131 +00:13:48,818 --> 00:13:53,366 +太妃有時個心嬲起上嚟，仲叫咗我哋去訓斥一餐啊。 + +132 +00:13:54,133 --> 00:13:54,736 +呢個老。 + +133 +00:13:55,973 --> 00:14:02,272 +韋小寶老舉乸三個字爭啲出口，總算佢及時縮翻轉頭連忙改口話： + +134 +00:14:02,779 --> 00:14:06,626 +呢個老太太呢一上咗年紀，就變得糊塗嘞。 + +135 +00:14:06,994 --> 00:14:18,107 +師父啊，鄭王爺嘅家事你既然係管唔掂，又唔能夠得罪佢哋，索性嚟一個各人自掃門前雪，別管他人瓦上霜咪得囉。 + +136 +00:14:19,530 --> 00:14:26,016 +唉，我呢條命已經唔係自己㗎嘞，早就賣咗畀國姓爺。 + +137 +00:14:27,053 --> 00:14:29,954 +人生於世，受恩當報。 + +138 +00:14:30,721 --> 00:14:38,876 +目前王爺身邊人才日少，我點都唔能夠獨善其身，離開佢去第二處㗎嘞。 + +139 +00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:46,025 +唉！大業艱難，亦不過做到點就點係啦。 + +140 +00:14:47,081 --> 00:14:50,050 +講到呢處，又有啲意興蕭索嘞。 + +141 +00:14:51,278 --> 00:14:56,861 +韋小寶想講啲説話嚟寬慰下佢，不過一時就無從講起。 + +142 +00:14:57,559 --> 00:15:05,664 +過咗一陣就話：尋日呢，我哋本來想將鄭克塽一刀兩段，噉就乾淨爽快嘞。 + +143 +00:15:06,410 --> 00:15:13,571 +但係馬大哥話，噉樣一嚟呢，就會令到師父難以做人，孭住個咩誒施主嘅罪名喎。 + +144 +00:15:14,153 --> 00:15:16,673 +陳近南話：係弒主。 + +145 +00:15:17,702 --> 00:15:24,946 +馬兄弟呢句説話講得好啱，如果你哋殺咗鄭公子，我仲點有面去見王爺呢？ + +146 +00:15:25,845 --> 00:15:29,664 +他日九泉之下，亦唔敢去見國姓爺啊。 + +147 +00:15:30,282 --> 00:15:38,519 +吖師父啊，你幾時帶我去睇下鄭家嗰個王太妃啦，對付呢種老太太啊，弟子有翻幾下散手㗎。 + +148 +00:15:39,279 --> 00:15:48,014 +佢諗自己將假太后治到佮佮掂，連皇太后都對付得了，區區一個王太妃又何足道哉呢？ + +149 +00:15:48,983 --> 00:15:51,901 +陳近南微微一笑話：胡鬧啦。 + +150 +00:15:52,671 --> 00:15:54,534 +噉啊拉住佢隻手行出房嘞。 + +151 +00:15:56,078 --> 00:16:00,612 +噉韋小寶向師父、吳六奇、馬超興告辭。 + +152 +00:16:00,959 --> 00:16:03,068 +吳馬兩個人送佢出門口。 + +153 +00:16:03,619 --> 00:16:11,442 +吳六奇話：韋兄弟，你呢個小丫鬟雙兒，我已經同佢結拜為兄妹喇。 + +154 +00:16:12,473 --> 00:16:21,893 +韋小寶同馬超興都吃咗一驚，噉擰轉頭睇下雙兒，只見佢耷低個頭面都紅晒，神情非常忸怩。 + +155 +00:16:22,794 --> 00:16:26,182 +韋小寶笑住話：吳大哥真係會講笑嘞。 + +156 +00:16:26,911 --> 00:16:29,748 +吳六奇好正經噉話：唔係講笑啊。 + +157 +00:16:30,300 --> 00:16:36,456 +我呢個義妹忠肝義膽，勝過男子漢，完全係我哋噉嘅人。 + +158 +00:16:37,390 --> 00:16:38,886 +我對佢好敬重啊。 + +159 +00:16:39,550 --> 00:16:47,755 +我見你同百勝刀王胡逸之結拜咁高興，我有樣學樣，於是就同雙兒結拜嘞。 + +160 +00:16:48,102 --> 00:16:51,712 +吖佢就講乜嘢都唔肯噃，話係高攀唔上喎。 + +161 +00:16:51,934 --> 00:16:55,449 +唓我一個老乞衣，有咩高攀低攀啊？ + +162 +00:16:55,564 --> 00:16:59,614 +我非拜不可，噉佢就只有應承喇，哈哈哈哈哈。 + +163 +00:17:00,212 --> 00:17:07,657 +馬超興話：哦，先頭你兩位喺嗰間房裏便講嘢，原來係商量結拜嘅事啊。 + +164 +00:17:08,418 --> 00:17:10,107 +吳六奇話：冇錯。 + +165 +00:17:10,605 --> 00:17:17,190 +雙兒妹叫我唔好講出嚟喎，哼，結拜兄妹，光明正大有咩嘢唔能夠講嘅啫？ + +166 +00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:25,511 +韋小寶聽佢噉樣講先至知道係真嘅，睇下吳六奇，又睇下雙兒，覺得好奇怪。 + +167 +00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:33,822 +吳六奇話：嗱韋兄弟，從今之後，你對我呢個義妹呢要另眼相看喇。 + +168 +00:17:34,449 --> 00:17:37,512 +如果得罪咗佢啊，我要同你過唔去㗎。 + +169 +00:17:38,219 --> 00:17:43,603 +雙兒連忙話：唔，唔會嘅，相公佢，佢待我好好㗎。 + +170 +00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:52,370 +韋小寶笑住話：有你噉樣一位大哥撐腰，玉皇大帝、閻羅王都唔敢得罪佢啦。 + +171 +00:17:52,779 --> 00:17:55,913 +三個人哈哈大笑，拱手分別嘞。 + +172 +00:17:57,312 --> 00:18:03,197 +韋小寶返到去住地，就問結拜嘅事，雙兒好怕醜佢話： + +173 +00:18:04,794 --> 00:18:07,441 +呢位，呢位吳爺。 + +174 +00:18:07,886 --> 00:18:13,867 +韋小寶話：咩嘢吳爺唧？大哥就係大哥，都結拜咗嘞，唔通唔算數啊？ + +175 +00:18:14,303 --> 00:18:15,898 +係，算數，算數。 + +176 +00:18:16,839 --> 00:18:20,946 +佢話覺得我唔錯，一定要同我結拜成兄妹喎。 + +177 +00:18:21,399 --> 00:18:23,846 +雙兒喺身邊攞出嗰支洋槍話： + +178 +00:18:24,687 --> 00:18:31,102 +佢話身邊冇帶咩嘢好嘢，呢支洋槍係相公送畀佢嘅，佢轉送畀我。 + +179 +00:18:31,297 --> 00:18:34,213 +相公啊，仲係你帶住防身啦。 + +180 +00:18:35,167 --> 00:18:41,222 +韋小寶一味耍手話：誒唔得，係你大哥畀你嘅，又點可以還翻畀我呢？ + +181 +00:18:42,442 --> 00:18:48,416 +佢想起吳六奇做事出人意表，覺得真係奇怪嘞，佢又諗： + +182 +00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:52,753 +佢個名都叫做六奇嘞，哎真係難怪。 + +183 +00:18:53,371 --> 00:18:56,931 +哈，唔知另外嗰五奇係乜嘢呢？ + +184 +00:18:58,291 --> 00:19:01,365 +話説一行人一路慢慢返北京。 + +185 +00:19:02,334 --> 00:19:06,983 +路上九難教咗韋小寶一路拳法，噉啊叫佢練習。 + +186 +00:19:08,089 --> 00:19:12,512 +但係韋小寶個人呢又扎扎跳，點都唔肯專心學習。 + +187 +00:19:13,541 --> 00:19:22,013 +噉學咗一段時候，九難就叫佢試演啦，見佢淨係有姿勢一啲真實功夫都冇學到就話： + +188 +00:19:23,420 --> 00:19:30,247 +我哋雖然有師徒嘅名分，但係睇你嘅性情呢實在唔係學武嘅材料。 + +189 +00:19:31,022 --> 00:19:42,915 +噉樣啦，我哋鐵劍門裏頭有一項神行百變功夫，係我恩師木桑道人創造嘅，乃係天下輕功之首。 + +190 +00:19:44,032 --> 00:19:50,029 +呢項輕功，需要有高深內功做根基，睇嚟你亦唔能夠領會嘞。 + +191 +00:19:50,931 --> 00:19:56,094 +你一門傍身嘅技藝都冇，日後遇到危難點得了呢？ + +192 +00:19:56,485 --> 00:19:59,061 +我唯有教你一啲逃跑嘅辦法啦。 + +193 +00:20:00,027 --> 00:20:05,283 +韋小寶又歡喜到癲喇佢就話：腳底能抹油，打交唔使愁。 + +194 +00:20:05,594 --> 00:20:09,841 +師父教我逃跑個法子啊，噉啊實係冇人能夠追得到定㗎喇。 + +195 +00:20:10,966 --> 00:20:19,857 +神行百變，世間無雙，當年威震武林，今日卻係畀你愛嚟腳底抹油。 + +196 +00:20:20,474 --> 00:20:24,809 +恩師地下有知，實唔肯認你呢個冇出息嘅徒孫。 + +197 +00:20:25,998 --> 00:20:30,648 +不過除此之外，我亦冇咩你學得會嘅本事傳畀你嘞。 + +198 +00:20:31,373 --> 00:20:35,761 +師父收咗我呢個冇出息嘅徒弟啊，算係行咗衰運係啦。 + +199 +00:20:36,295 --> 00:20:42,779 +不過賭錢啊有輸有贏，師父呢次唔好彩數，收咗我呢個徒弟噉啊算係大輸一場喇。 + +200 +00:20:43,374 --> 00:20:49,473 +天公有眼，保佑師父以後啊連贏八場，再收八個威震天下嘅好徒弟。 + +201 +00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:53,119 +九難笑咗一笑，拍下佢膊頭話： + +202 +00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:56,964 +武功好亦唔一定係人好嘅。 + +203 +00:20:57,564 --> 00:21:02,591 +你性情唔鐘意學武，呢個係天性，唔能夠勉強嘅。 + +204 +00:21:03,491 --> 00:21:08,122 +你除咗油腔滑調之外，亦總算係我嘅好徒弟。 + +205 +00:21:09,322 --> 00:21:16,403 +韋小寶好歡喜啊，個心一陣激動，就想將嗰啲碎羊皮攞出嚟交畀九難。 + +206 +00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:18,556 +不過佢跟住又諗： + +207 +00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:25,270 +啲碎羊皮我既然畀咗男師父，就唔能夠再畀女師父喇。 + +208 +00:21:26,433 --> 00:21:34,044 +不過唔怕，好彩兩位師父都係想趕走清廷，光復漢人江山嘅，無論畀邊個都係一樣嘅啫。 + +209 +00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:42,650 +噉於是九難將神行百變裏便唔需要內功根基嘅一啲身法步法，講畀韋小寶聽。 + +210 +00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:52,854 +講起嚟又古怪噃，一般拳法掌法，佢學嘅時候呢，就係噉意就算數㗎嘞，唔肯用心鑽研嘅。 + +211 +00:21:54,051 --> 00:22:02,034 +但係呢啲逃跑嘅法子呢，卻係大感興趣噃，一路學得啊津津有味，一得閒就練習。 + +212 +00:22:02,648 --> 00:22:08,537 +有時仲要輕功極好嘅徐天川喺後便追佢，自己就東跑西竄噉逃避。 + +213 +00:22:09,442 --> 00:22:12,828 +徐天川見佢身法奇妙非常佩服。 + +214 +00:22:13,454 --> 00:22:23,771 +初時呢，幾下就追到嘞，但係九難不斷傳授新嘅訣竅，到咗直隸省境嘅時候，徐天川就點都追佢唔到嘞。 + +215 +00:22:24,407 --> 00:22:29,019 +嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/154.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/154.srt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..1a5fe244689926a5b0ed429476eb608daa8bca77 --- /dev/null +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/154.srt @@ -0,0 +1,867 @@ +1 +00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,214 +前文再續啊書接上一回啊。 + +2 +00:00:04,275 --> 00:00:12,319 +話説九難見韋小寶同神行百變呢項輕功，頗有緣分，都大出意料之外啊。 + +3 +00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:18,783 +佢話：睇嚟，你天生係個逃之夭夭嘅料啊。 + +4 +00:00:19,874 --> 00:00:27,956 +韋小寶笑住話：弟子練唔成神行百變啊，練成神行抹油總算唔係一事無成啦。 + +5 +00:00:29,190 --> 00:00:32,253 +佢沖咗一杯茶，捧到九難面前問： + +6 +00:00:32,582 --> 00:00:40,351 +師父啊，師祖木桑道長已經逝世嘞，當今天下，就以你老人家嘅武功第一係唔係啊？ + +7 +00:00:41,474 --> 00:00:45,810 +唔係，天下武功第一，點能夠亂咁認㗎？ + +8 +00:00:47,074 --> 00:00:51,674 +有一個人，稱得上係天下武功第一嘅。 + +9 +00:00:52,511 --> 00:00:55,336 +係邊個啊？弟子一定要拜見下佢。 + +10 +00:00:56,440 --> 00:00:59,253 +佢，佢。 + +11 +00:01:00,271 --> 00:01:03,242 +九難突然間眼圈一紅，唔出聲嘞。 + +12 +00:01:04,194 --> 00:01:05,470 +呢位前輩係邊個啊？ + +13 +00:01:05,994 --> 00:01:11,074 +弟子第日如果有機會見到佢，一定恭恭敬敬噉向佢叩幾個頭。 + +14 +00:01:12,504 --> 00:01:15,186 +九難揮一揮手，叫佢出去。 + +15 +00:01:16,464 --> 00:01:20,728 +韋小寶好奇怪嘞就慢慢行出去，佢諗： + +16 +00:01:21,646 --> 00:01:30,056 +師父嘅神情咁古怪嘅？唔通呢個天下武功第一嘅人，係佢嘅契家佬？ + +17 +00:01:31,405 --> 00:01:38,250 +九難呢個時候心所想嘅，正係嗰個遠在萬里海外嘅袁承志啊。 + +18 +00:01:40,033 --> 00:01:45,464 +佢對袁承志落花有意，袁承志呢，卻係情有別鍾。 + +19 +00:01:46,302 --> 00:01:53,749 +二十幾年嚟呢一番情意深深噉藏喺心底，而家又畀韋小寶撩撥起嚟嘞。 + +20 +00:01:55,293 --> 00:02:04,536 +第日，韋小寶去九難間房請安，見佢已經唔聲唔氣噉走咗嘞，只係留低一張字條。 + +21 +00:02:05,512 --> 00:02:13,218 +韋小寶攞去請徐天川讀佢聽，原來紙條上面寫住好自為之四個字。 + +22 +00:02:14,407 --> 00:02:17,652 +韋小寶個心有啲唔安樂嘞，佢諗： + +23 +00:02:18,474 --> 00:02:24,412 +尋日我問師父邊個係天下武功第一，吖唔通呢句説話得罪咗佢啊？ + +24 +00:02:25,752 --> 00:02:28,816 +話説呢一日，一行人嚟到北京。 + +25 +00:02:29,793 --> 00:02:32,829 +建寧公主同韋小寶一齊去謁見皇帝。 + +26 +00:02:34,324 --> 00:02:43,774 +康熙早就接到奏章嘞，已經復旨准許吳應熊嚟北京完婚，噉而家見到妹妹同韋小寶個心非常歡喜。 + +27 +00:02:45,046 --> 00:02:49,762 +建寧公主就撲上去，一下攬住康熙放聲大哭，佢話： + +28 +00:02:50,773 --> 00:02:55,303 +嗯，吳應熊嗰個嘢欺負我，嗯嗯嗯嗯。 + +29 +00:02:55,992 --> 00:03:02,503 +康熙笑住話：佢咁大膽啊，等我打佢個𦣇柚。佢點樣欺負你啊？ + +30 +00:03:03,379 --> 00:03:08,567 +哼，你問小桂子啦，佢欺負我，佢欺負我！ + +31 +00:03:08,762 --> 00:03:11,161 +皇帝哥哥，你要同我作主啊。 + +32 +00:03:11,842 --> 00:03:14,070 +一便喊一便猛咁𨂽腳。 + +33 +00:03:14,723 --> 00:03:19,477 +康熙笑住話：好，你返去自己間房唞下啦，我問小桂子啦。 + +34 +00:03:20,762 --> 00:03:28,570 +建寧公主早就同韋小寶商量妥當嘞，見到康熙之後啊，點樣稟奏吳應熊無禮嘅事。 + +35 +00:03:29,683 --> 00:03:34,807 +一等公主退咗出去，韋小寶就詳詳細細噉講畀康熙聽。 + +36 +00:03:36,778 --> 00:03:42,969 +康熙皺住眉頭，一言不發噉聽完，諗咗一陣佢就話： + +37 +00:03:43,883 --> 00:03:47,025 +小桂子，你好大膽啊！ + +38 +00:03:47,946 --> 00:03:51,217 +韋小寶嚇咗一跳連忙話：奴才唔敢。 + +39 +00:03:52,402 --> 00:03:55,279 +你同公主打同通嚟呃我。 + +40 +00:03:55,941 --> 00:03:58,669 +冇啊，奴才點敢呃皇上呢？ + +41 +00:04:00,032 --> 00:04:08,969 +吳應熊對公主無禮，你當然冇親眼睇見，但係點能夠聽咗公主一面之詞就噉樣奏畀我聽呢？ + +42 +00:04:10,261 --> 00:04:16,639 +韋小寶諗：哎呀不得了，小皇帝好厲害啊，睇出咗破綻喇。 + +43 +00:04:17,229 --> 00:04:21,187 +連忙跪低叩頭話：皇上明見萬里。 + +44 +00:04:21,889 --> 00:04:32,383 +吳應熊對公主點樣無禮呢，奴才的確係冇親眼起見，不過當時好多人企喺公主窗外，大家都係親耳聽見嘅。 + +45 +00:04:33,312 --> 00:04:34,878 +噉就更加離譜嘞。 + +46 +00:04:36,132 --> 00:04:41,293 +吳應熊呢個人我見過兩次，佢精明能幹，係個人才。 + +47 +00:04:42,056 --> 00:04:46,382 +佢又唔係好年輕，佢美貌嘅姬妾仲會少咩？ + +48 +00:04:46,648 --> 00:04:49,398 +點會大膽狂妄對公主無禮呢？ + +49 +00:04:50,266 --> 00:04:54,068 +哼，公主嘅脾氣我仲唔知道咩？ + +50 +00:04:55,127 --> 00:05:01,521 +實係佢同吳應熊嘈起上嚟，割咗，割咗佢嗰件鬼嘢。 + +51 +00:05:02,407 --> 00:05:05,758 +講到呢處，康熙忍唔住哈哈大笑。 + +52 +00:05:06,644 --> 00:05:10,226 +韋小寶亦笑嘞，佢企翻起身話： + +53 +00:05:11,097 --> 00:05:16,882 +呢啲事情，公主係不便詳細講嘅，奴才當然亦唔敢多問啦。 + +54 +00:05:17,238 --> 00:05:20,112 +噉公主點樣講，奴才就點樣稟告喇。 + +55 +00:05:21,710 --> 00:05:23,250 +你噉樣講亦啱。 + +56 +00:05:24,151 --> 00:05:33,762 +吳應熊佢受咗委屈咯，你傳旨落去，叫佢哋喺北京擇日完婚啦，滿咗月之後，再返去雲南。 + +57 +00:05:34,704 --> 00:05:41,507 +皇上啊，完婚唔緊要啊，吳三桂要造反啊，唔能夠畀公主返去雲南喇。 + +58 +00:05:42,665 --> 00:05:50,960 +康熙不動聲色，岌一岌頭話：吳三桂果然要造反嘞，你見到啲咩嘢？ + +59 +00:05:52,032 --> 00:06:02,014 +韋小寶啊於是將吳三桂點樣同西藏、蒙古、羅剎國、神龍教各方面勾結嘅情形，逐一逐二講咗。 + +60 +00:06:03,443 --> 00:06:08,200 +康熙神色鄭重，唔出聲，過咗好耐就話： + +61 +00:06:09,442 --> 00:06:15,134 +呢個奸賊，竟然勾結咗咁多外援。 + +62 +00:06:16,902 --> 00:06:20,857 +韋小寶早就知道呢件事情十分棘手就唔敢出聲。 + +63 +00:06:22,137 --> 00:06:25,924 +再過一陣，康熙又問：收尾點啊？ + +64 +00:06:26,936 --> 00:06:30,964 +韋小寶話：已經將蒙古王子嘅使者捉咗翻嚟喇。 + +65 +00:06:31,408 --> 00:06:36,990 +講佢自己點樣假扮吳三桂嘅細仔，呃個使者講出真相； + +66 +00:06:37,399 --> 00:06:43,178 +吳應熊點樣想搶翻罕帖摩，喺公主住地放火反而畀人閹咗； + +67 +00:06:43,940 --> 00:06:52,306 +自己又點樣派遣部屬，化妝做王府家將，喺妓院裏便爭風呷醋，假裝殺死罕帖摩等等。 + +68 +00:06:53,427 --> 00:06:58,037 +康熙聽到入晒神佢話：吖真係好玩嘞。 + +69 +00:06:59,824 --> 00:07:01,829 +吳三桂呢個人呢我冇見過。 + +70 +00:07:02,634 --> 00:07:07,840 +當年，父皇賓天嘅時候，吳三桂帶咗重兵嚟北京祭拜。 + +71 +00:07:08,601 --> 00:07:21,313 +我本來想見見佢嘅，不過幾名顧命大臣怕佢擁兵入京，忽然發生變亂，就要佢喺北京城外搭個孝棚拜祭，唔准佢入北京城。 + +72 +00:07:22,126 --> 00:07:28,202 +講到呢處，康熙企起身，來來回回噉行，佢繼續話： + +73 +00:07:29,042 --> 00:07:31,369 +鰲拜呢個嘢真係糊塗嘞。 + +74 +00:07:32,462 --> 00:07:43,890 +如果擔心吳三桂入京會發生變亂，只要下旨要佢父子入京拜祭，大軍就駐扎喺城外噉咪得囉，佢有咩作為呢？ + +75 +00:07:45,151 --> 00:07:48,462 +佢如果唔敢入城，噉係佢自己失禮。 + +76 +00:07:49,809 --> 00:07:52,714 +唔准佢入城，即係明明講畀佢聽： + +77 +00:07:52,830 --> 00:07:57,439 +我哋怕咗你嘅大軍喇，怕你入京造反喇，你都係唔好入嚟喇。 + +78 +00:07:58,066 --> 00:08:00,628 +呵呵，示弱之至！ + +79 +00:08:01,834 --> 00:08:07,802 +吳三桂知道朝廷對佢有疑心又怕咗佢，點會話唔造反㗎？ + +80 +00:08:09,233 --> 00:08:13,402 +佢嘅造反陰謀呀，恐怕就係因為噉而引起嘅。 + +81 +00:08:14,533 --> 00:08:19,059 +韋小寶聽康熙噉樣一分析，真係佩服到極啊。 + +82 +00:08:20,043 --> 00:08:28,068 +佢話：當時如果佢見到皇上，皇上又好好噉開導佢一番，講唔定啊，佢就唔敢造反嘞。 + +83 +00:08:29,401 --> 00:08:38,640 +康熙話：嗰陣時我好細個，都唔懂軍國大事，見咗面後啊，有咩厲害説話同佢講呢？ + +84 +00:08:39,049 --> 00:08:41,457 +佢睇我唔起只有反得更快啫。 + +85 +00:08:42,674 --> 00:08:47,272 +康熙又詳細詢問吳三桂嘅相貌舉止，噉又問： + +86 +00:08:48,128 --> 00:08:51,584 +佢書房嗰張白老虎皮到底係點樣㗎？ + +87 +00:08:52,704 --> 00:08:58,057 +韋小寶好奇怪，就描述嗰張白老虎皮嘅模樣，佢話： + +88 +00:08:58,896 --> 00:09:01,421 +皇上連呢啲小事都知道㗎喎？ + +89 +00:09:02,821 --> 00:09:05,047 +康熙微微笑唔出聲。 + +90 +00:09:05,713 --> 00:09:13,038 +又問起吳三桂嘅兵馬部署，用啲咩嘢人，以及十大總兵嘅性情才幹。 + +91 +00:09:14,316 --> 00:09:19,460 +喺問話裏頭，顯得對吳三桂嘅情形知道得好詳細。 + +92 +00:09:20,202 --> 00:09:27,600 +手下大將邊一個貪錢，邊一個好色，邊一個勇敢，邊個糊塗，冇一個唔清楚嘅。 + +93 +00:09:28,750 --> 00:09:31,243 +韋小寶又吃驚又佩服，佢話： + +94 +00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:40,217 +皇上，你冇去過雲南，不過平西王府內府外嘅事情，知道得呀仲比奴才多啊。 + +95 +00:09:40,911 --> 00:09:45,814 +吖冇錯喇，皇上喺昆明派咗唔少探子。 + +96 +00:09:46,671 --> 00:09:52,210 +康熙笑住話：呢啲叫做知己知彼，百戰百勝吖嘛。 + +97 +00:09:52,890 --> 00:09:56,892 +佢一心想要造反，唔通我哋一啲都唔理佢咩？ + +98 +00:09:57,820 --> 00:10:05,570 +小桂子，你呢趟功勞好大，探明咗吳三桂同西藏、蒙古、羅剎國勾結。 + +99 +00:10:06,223 --> 00:10:14,108 +呢件大秘密啊，我嗰啲探子又查唔到嘞，佢哋只能夠查小事，查唔到大事㗎。 + +100 +00:10:14,969 --> 00:10:18,823 +嘩，韋小寶啊周身都鬆晒，佢話： + +101 +00:10:19,591 --> 00:10:21,889 +呢啲全靠皇上洪福齊天啫。 + +102 +00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:27,637 +康熙話：將嗰個罕帖摩帶入嚟，等我親自審問佢。 + +103 +00:10:28,623 --> 00:10:34,356 +韋小寶應咗，咪率領十名御前侍衞，將罕帖摩送到嚟上書房。 + +104 +00:10:35,818 --> 00:10:39,373 +康熙一見到佢，就用蒙古話問佢。 + +105 +00:10:40,506 --> 00:10:51,352 +罕帖摩聽到蒙古話又驚奇又覺得親切，眼見皇宮裏便嘅氣派，就唔敢隱瞞嘞，一五一十，都將實情講出嚟。 + +106 +00:10:52,447 --> 00:11:07,136 +康熙連氣問咗兩個幾時辰，除咗蒙古同吳三桂勾結嘅詳情之外，又問蒙古嘅兵力部署、錢糧物產、山川地勢、風土人情； + +107 +00:11:07,891 --> 00:11:17,003 +以及蒙古各旗王公邊個精明，邊個平庸，噉啊相互之間，邊個同邊個有仇，邊個同邊個有親等等。 + +108 +00:11:18,534 --> 00:11:23,757 +韋小寶企喺一便侍候，聽見兩個人嘰哩咕嚕噉講到冇停。 + +109 +00:11:24,265 --> 00:11:28,966 +罕帖摩一時呢就顯得十分佩服，一時就顯得害怕； + +110 +00:11:29,771 --> 00:11:34,827 +到咗收尾跪喺地下猛咁叩頭，似係，感恩到極噉。 + +111 +00:11:35,861 --> 00:11:38,788 +康熙命令御前侍衞帶翻佢去監禁。 + +112 +00:11:40,043 --> 00:11:42,792 +一名小太監送咗一碗參湯嚟。 + +113 +00:11:43,666 --> 00:11:46,170 +康熙飲咗，佢對小太監話： + +114 +00:11:46,982 --> 00:11:48,908 +你斟碗畀韋副總管啦。 + +115 +00:11:49,932 --> 00:11:52,930 +韋小寶叩頭謝恩，噉啊飲咗參湯。 + +116 +00:11:54,312 --> 00:11:59,453 +呢個時候，聽見書房外便有腳步聲，一名小太監話： + +117 +00:12:00,461 --> 00:12:04,926 +啟稟皇上，南懷仁、湯若望侍候皇上。 + +118 +00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:06,873 +康熙點點頭。 + +119 +00:12:07,229 --> 00:12:15,521 +噉啊小太監傳呼出去，跟住有兩個身材高大嘅外國人入嚟，跪低向康熙叩頭。 + +120 +00:12:16,478 --> 00:12:18,835 +韋小寶非常奇怪啊佢諗： + +121 +00:12:19,532 --> 00:12:25,389 +嗯，點解有外國鬼嚟到皇宮嘅呢？哈，真係奇哉怪也喇。 + +122 +00:12:26,422 --> 00:12:32,930 +兩個外國人叩完頭之後，各人喺身邊攞出一本書，放喺康熙枱上。 + +123 +00:12:33,813 --> 00:12:37,633 +嗰個年紀比較輕，叫做南懷仁嘅外國人話： + +124 +00:12:38,493 --> 00:12:42,326 +皇上，今日我哋再講大炮發射嘅道理。 + +125 +00:12:43,382 --> 00:12:50,157 +韋小寶聽佢一口北京話，清脆流利，不由得咦咗一聲，驚奇到極啊。 + +126 +00:12:51,748 --> 00:12:55,640 +康熙向佢笑咗一笑，就耷低頭睇書嘞。 + +127 +00:12:56,571 --> 00:13:01,621 +南懷仁企喺康熙側跟，用手指住本書就講解起嚟。 + +128 +00:13:02,734 --> 00:13:06,209 +康熙聽到唔明白嘅地方呢，就即刻發問。 + +129 +00:13:07,533 --> 00:13:20,234 +南懷仁講咗半個時辰，噉另外一個老年白鬍鬚嘅外國人湯若望呢，接住又講天文曆法，亦講咗半個時辰，兩個人就叩頭退翻出去。 + +130 +00:13:21,262 --> 00:13:27,682 +康熙話：外國人講我哋中國話，你聽起上嚟好奇怪呢係唔係呢？ + +131 +00:13:28,402 --> 00:13:35,233 +韋小寶話：奴才本來係好奇怪嘅，收尾仔細一諗呢，亦唔奇怪喇。 + +132 +00:13:35,860 --> 00:13:38,307 +聖天子百神呵護吖嘛。 + +133 +00:13:38,924 --> 00:13:49,144 +羅剎國圖謀不軌，上天就派咗兩個會講中國話嘅番鬼佬下凡嚟輔助聖朝，製造槍炮火器，掃平羅剎喇。 + +134 +00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:51,950 +你心思都幾機靈。 + +135 +00:13:53,176 --> 00:13:56,046 +不過番鬼佬會講中國話就唔係天生嘅。 + +136 +00:13:57,110 --> 00:14:02,829 +嗰個老年人，喺前明天啟年間就嚟到中國，佢係日耳曼人。 + +137 +00:14:03,216 --> 00:14:07,217 +後生嗰個呢，係比利時人，係順治年間嚟嘅。 + +138 +00:14:08,163 --> 00:14:11,563 +佢哋都係耶穌會教士，嚟中國傳教嘅。 + +139 +00:14:11,927 --> 00:14:14,657 +要傳教，就要學講中國話嘞。 + +140 +00:14:15,581 --> 00:14:17,510 +哦原來係噉嘅。 + +141 +00:14:18,128 --> 00:14:20,973 +奴才一直都喺度擔心羅剎嘅火器厲害。 + +142 +00:14:22,024 --> 00:14:29,334 +今日聽呢個外國人，咩嘢大炮啊、誒短槍啊，講得頭頭是道，奴才噉就放心嘞。 + +143 +00:14:30,498 --> 00:14:33,981 +康熙喺書房裏便慢慢噉踱嚟踱去佢話： + +144 +00:14:35,460 --> 00:14:42,391 +羅剎人係人，我哋亦係人，佢哋能夠做槍炮，我哋一樣亦能夠做。 + +145 +00:14:43,402 --> 00:14:45,653 +不過我哋一直唔懂呢個法子啫。 + +146 +00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:52,922 +當年我哋同明朝喺遼東打仗，明兵有大炮，我哋吃咗好多苦頭。 + +147 +00:14:53,901 --> 00:14:58,133 +太祖皇帝就係畀炮火打傷，龍馭賓天嘅。 + +148 +00:14:59,322 --> 00:15:02,902 +不過明朝嘅天下，唔係畀我哋奪取到嚟嘞咩？ + +149 +00:15:03,690 --> 00:15:10,334 +可見槍炮係要人嚟使㗎，使嘅人唔爭氣，槍炮更厲害都係冇用。 + +150 +00:15:11,937 --> 00:15:16,891 +原來明朝就有大炮㗎喇？唔知呢啲大炮而家喺邊處呢？ + +151 +00:15:17,672 --> 00:15:22,653 +我哋攞咗去揈吳三桂嗰個衰公，揈到佢啊一佛出世二佛升天。 + +152 +00:15:23,902 --> 00:15:28,998 +明朝嘅大炮就係得嗰幾坎，都係同澳門紅毛人買嘅。 + +153 +00:15:29,633 --> 00:15:32,123 +淨係買番鬼佬嘅槍炮唔得嘅。 + +154 +00:15:32,852 --> 00:15:36,693 +如果同番鬼佬打仗，佢哋唔肯賣喇，噉唔係弊？ + +155 +00:15:37,719 --> 00:15:42,326 +我哋要自己做，噉先至唔怕人哋制我哋死命啊。 + +156 +00:15:43,082 --> 00:15:44,000 +係啊係啊。 + +157 +00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:51,466 +皇上仲怕嗰啲耶穌會教士做假嘢嚟呃你，所以自己嚟搞清楚啲槍炮係點樣做嘅。 + +158 +00:15:51,901 --> 00:15:57,208 +從今之後啊，任佢番鬼佬講得天花亂墜亂墜天花都呃唔到你嘞。 + +159 +00:15:58,721 --> 00:16:00,098 +你明白我個諗法。 + +160 +00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:09,619 +呢啲做槍炮嘅道理，真係好繁雜好難，淨係煉嗰啲上等精鐵就非常唔容易嘞。 + +161 +00:16:10,433 --> 00:16:20,855 +皇上啊，我去幫你將北京城裏城外嘅打鐵佬啊冚𠾴唥叫齊嚟，大家拉起風箱，嘰咕嘰咕噉煉佢幾百萬斤上等精鐵啦。 + +162 +00:16:22,270 --> 00:16:26,741 +你喺雲南嘅時候，我哋已經煉成十幾萬斤精鐵嘞。 + +163 +00:16:27,631 --> 00:16:32,487 +湯若望同南懷仁正在監造大炮，幾時你跟我去睇下啦。 + +164 +00:16:33,047 --> 00:16:34,727 +吖，噉真係好嘞。 + +165 +00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:41,219 +皇上啊，啲外國鬼居心不良，我哋要提防佢哋先至好啊。 + +166 +00:16:41,379 --> 00:16:47,231 +做炮嘅地方又有火藥又有鐵器，皇上自己唔好去喇，奴才同你去監督啦。 + +167 +00:16:48,346 --> 00:16:49,967 +噉又唔使擔心。 + +168 +00:16:50,438 --> 00:16:56,953 +呢件事情，關係到國家氣運，我如果唔係親眼睇住終歸唔放心。 + +169 +00:16:58,109 --> 00:17:00,034 +南懷仁忠誠耿直。 + +170 +00:17:00,691 --> 00:17:04,721 +湯若望嗰條老命係我救嘅，佢感激到不得了。 + +171 +00:17:05,206 --> 00:17:07,730 +呢兩個人決唔會有咩異心嘅。 + +172 +00:17:09,021 --> 00:17:13,524 +皇上居然救咗外國老番鬼條命啊噉真係奇怪喇。 + +173 +00:17:14,310 --> 00:17:15,739 +康熙微微笑話： + +174 +00:17:16,713 --> 00:17:25,683 +康熙三年，湯若望話欽天監推算日食有錯誤，就同欽天監嘅漢官雙方辯論得好激烈。 + +175 +00:17:27,099 --> 00:17:33,103 +欽天監嘅漢官楊光先唔夠佢講，就捉佢雞腳，上咗一道奏章。 + +176 +00:17:33,918 --> 00:17:46,441 +話湯若望制定嘅嗰部大清時憲歷，總共只係推算咗二百年，但係我大清得上天眷佑，聖祚無疆，萬萬年嘅江山。 + +177 +00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:53,030 +噉汤若望淨係推算二百年，噉唔係咒我大清只有二百年嘅天下嘞咩噉？ + +178 +00:17:54,331 --> 00:17:58,363 +韋小寶伸下條脷話：嘩，好厲害啊。 + +179 +00:17:59,151 --> 00:18:04,227 +呢個外國老番鬼會算天文地理，就係唔會算做官人嘅手段。 + +180 +00:18:05,340 --> 00:18:06,797 +噉唔係就係囉。 + +181 +00:18:07,277 --> 00:18:15,664 +嗰個時候鰲拜當政，呢個嘢，糊糊塗塗，就話湯若望詛咒朝廷，應該凌遲處死。 + +182 +00:18:16,463 --> 00:18:20,879 +噉呢道旨意送畀我睇，我一睇，就睇出一個破綻嘞。 + +183 +00:18:22,223 --> 00:18:33,636 +康熙三年，嗰陣時皇上你先至係十歲啫，就已經睇出其中嘅破綻喇？真係聖天子聰明智慧，自古少有啊。 + +184 +00:18:34,302 --> 00:18:35,726 +你唔好托大腳喇。 + +185 +00:18:37,060 --> 00:18:39,984 +其實呢個道理呢，講起上嚟亦好顯淺。 + +186 +00:18:40,979 --> 00:18:45,530 +我就問鰲拜，呢部大清時憲曆係幾時做好嘅？ + +187 +00:18:45,930 --> 00:18:51,426 +佢話唔知道，要返去查一查，噉回奏話，係順治十年做好嘅。 + +188 +00:18:51,937 --> 00:18:57,379 +噉當時先帝下旨嘉獎，賜咗佢一個通玄教師嘅封號噉。 + +189 +00:18:58,111 --> 00:19:03,983 +我話：係吖，我六七歲嘅時候，就喺書房見過呢部大清時憲曆嘞。 + +190 +00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:10,433 +呢部曆書已經做成咗十年，點解當時大家唔話佢唔啱呢？ + +191 +00:19:10,904 --> 00:19:15,710 +而家爭佢唔過咯，就嚟翻佢老賬啊？噉太過唔公道喇。 + +192 +00:19:16,467 --> 00:19:21,116 +鰲拜諗下，冇錯啊，噉咪冇殺佢，將佢韞喺監牢。 + +193 +00:19:21,778 --> 00:19:28,726 +呢件事我收尾亦唔記得咗嘞，最近南懷仁講起，我先至下旨放翻佢出嚟啫嘛。 + +194 +00:19:29,746 --> 00:19:36,126 +皇上啊，等奴才叫佢花啲心思，做一部大清萬年曆出嚟好唔好啊？ + +195 +00:19:37,256 --> 00:19:40,152 +康熙笑咗幾聲，跟住好正經噉話： + +196 +00:19:41,641 --> 00:19:52,687 +我讀前朝嘅歷史書，凡係愛惜百姓嘅，必定係國運長久，否則一味講啲吉祥嘅説話又有咩用吖？ + +197 +00:19:53,730 --> 00:20:03,307 +自古以來，人人都叫皇帝做萬歲，哼，其實唔好講話萬歲啊，享受一百歲嘅皇帝都冇吖嘛。 + +198 +00:20:04,099 --> 00:20:07,072 +咩萬壽無疆啊都係呃人嘅。 + +199 +00:20:07,936 --> 00:20:18,625 +父王諄諄叮囑，要我實行永不加賦嘅訓諭，我仔細噉想下，只有遵守呢四個字，我哋嘅江山就係鐵打。 + +200 +00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:24,245 +咩嘢番鬼佬嘅大炮啊、吳三桂嘅兵馬啊，冚𠾴唥都唔使擔心。 + +201 +00:20:25,602 --> 00:20:30,829 +韋小寶啊唔明白呢啲治國嘅大道理，只係應話係係係噉。 + +202 +00:20:31,890 --> 00:20:38,310 +然後攞出喺吳三桂嗰處偷翻嚟嗰部正藍旗四十二章經，雙手獻畀康熙佢話： + +203 +00:20:39,011 --> 00:20:44,263 +皇上，呢部經書啊，果然係吳三桂呢個衰公吞沒咗啊。 + +204 +00:20:44,937 --> 00:20:50,659 +奴才喺佢書房裏便見到，就一於嚟個順手牽羊，噉就物歸原主嘞。 + +205 +00:20:51,779 --> 00:20:54,607 +康熙好歡喜佢話：好極嘞。 + +206 +00:20:55,299 --> 00:21:01,297 +太后一味掛住呢件事，我去獻畀佢老人家，然後攞去太廟焚化咗佢。 + +207 +00:21:02,422 --> 00:21:06,006 +唔理裏頭有咩嘢秘密都好，從此就冇人知道喇。 + +208 +00:21:06,879 --> 00:21:12,026 +韋小寶諗：你燒咗梗係最好啦，噉就叫做毀尸滅跡。 + +209 +00:21:12,780 --> 00:21:17,330 +我偷咗經書裏便碎羊皮嘅事就永遠都唔會畀人發覺喇。 + +210 +00:21:18,659 --> 00:21:27,609 +佢返到自己嘅子爵府，天黑之後，閂實道門，攞出嗰包碎羊皮，呢叫咗雙兒嚟，佢就話： + +211 +00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:31,280 +有一件長命功夫，你幫我做下。 + +212 +00:21:32,582 --> 00:21:36,265 +吩咐佢將幾千片碎羊皮夾翻埋還原。 + +213 +00:21:37,171 --> 00:21:43,006 +噉雙兒呢伏喺張枱處慢慢噉對住剪痕，一片一片噉嚟夾嘞噃。 + +214 +00:21:44,071 --> 00:21:51,097 +但係幾千片碎羊皮亂糟糟，要夾翻原來噉樣真係談何容易呢？ + +215 +00:21:52,570 --> 00:21:59,964 +韋小寶初時仲坐喺枱邊，出下主意，東攞一片西攞一片，幫雙兒嚟到夾。 + +216 +00:22:01,091 --> 00:22:09,207 +但係搞咗好耐，連兩塊相連嘅羊皮都搵唔到，就冇晒癮頭，就行去瞓覺嘞。 + +217 +00:22:09,878 --> 00:22:14,752 +嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/155.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/155.srt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..57ed8760d8a17a173213386784afb11605632454 --- /dev/null +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/155.srt @@ -0,0 +1,839 @@ +1 +00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,434 +前文再續啊書接上一回啊。 + +2 +00:00:04,553 --> 00:00:12,079 +話説韋小寶一覺瞓到大天光，瞓醒之後，只見外便間房仲點住蠟燭。 + +3 +00:00:13,017 --> 00:00:17,858 +雙兒隻手呢，揸住一片碎羊皮，定晒神噉喺度諗。 + +4 +00:00:18,982 --> 00:00:22,538 +韋小寶行到佢後便，哇一聲大叫。 + +5 +00:00:23,060 --> 00:00:28,946 +雙兒吃咗一驚，跳起身嚟一睇，就笑住話：吖，你醒喇？ + +6 +00:00:29,781 --> 00:00:38,443 +韋小寶話：呢啲碎羊皮呀好攞命㗎，我又唔係趕住要，點解你成晚都唔瞓唧？快啲去瞓啦。 + +7 +00:00:39,159 --> 00:00:41,109 +好，我執埋佢哋先啦。 + +8 +00:00:41,911 --> 00:00:53,603 +韋小寶見到枱面一塊大白布上便，已經用繡花針釘咗十一二塊碎羊皮，夾埋一齊，完全吻合，好歡喜啦，佢話： + +9 +00:00:53,975 --> 00:00:57,343 +哎呀，你搵到好幾片嘞噃。 + +10 +00:00:57,934 --> 00:01:05,954 +雙兒話：就係開頭最難，而家我已經明白一啲道理嘞，以後就會夾得快啲㗎喇。 + +11 +00:01:07,263 --> 00:01:14,782 +佢將啲碎羊皮用油布包好，連埋嗰塊大白布啊，鎖喺一個金漆箱裏便。 + +12 +00:01:15,632 --> 00:01:21,564 +韋小寶話：呢啲碎羊皮呀好有用㗎，千祈唔能夠畀人偷咗去啊。 + +13 +00:01:22,421 --> 00:01:27,565 +雙兒話：我一日看住佢就係啦，我半步都唔離開。 + +14 +00:01:28,010 --> 00:01:29,805 +就係怕瞓着出咗事唧。 + +15 +00:01:30,450 --> 00:01:36,667 +唔緊要，我去調一小隊驍騎營軍士嚟，喺屋外便同你守住，同你保駕。 + +16 +00:01:37,272 --> 00:01:39,037 +噉我就放心得多喇。 + +17 +00:01:40,496 --> 00:01:47,559 +韋小寶見佢雙眼有啲紅絲，可見佢尋晚極之勞累嘞，好錫佢就話： + +18 +00:01:48,083 --> 00:01:50,163 +快啲瞓啦，我抱你上床啦。 + +19 +00:01:50,816 --> 00:01:55,531 +雙兒啊醜到滿面通紅猛咁耍手話：唔好唔好啊。 + +20 +00:01:56,060 --> 00:02:02,478 +有咩好唔好嘅呢？你幫我做嘢辛苦咗成晚喇，噉我抱你上床啫嘛有咩緊要啊？ + +21 +00:02:03,015 --> 00:02:05,060 +講完，伸手就抱。 + +22 +00:02:05,690 --> 00:02:09,487 +雙兒咭噉笑一聲，喺佢手臂下便蜎咗過去。 + +23 +00:02:10,527 --> 00:02:23,543 +韋小寶啊連氣抱咗幾次，都抱個空，自己知道輕身功夫同佢爭得遠嘞，個心有啲喪氣，唉噉歎一口氣，就坐喺椅上便。 + +24 +00:02:24,580 --> 00:02:26,890 +雙兒笑吟吟噉行埋去佢話： + +25 +00:02:27,926 --> 00:02:31,718 +服侍你啷口洗面，食完早餐我先至去瞓啦。 + +26 +00:02:32,724 --> 00:02:34,613 +韋小寶擰擰頭唔出聲。 + +27 +00:02:35,691 --> 00:02:44,200 +雙兒見佢唔高興，個心啊有啲唔安樂嘞，低聲話：相公，你，你嬲嘞？ + +28 +00:02:45,321 --> 00:02:52,636 +唔係嬲，我嘅輕功太差嘞，師父教咗我好多法子我總係學唔會。 + +29 +00:02:53,552 --> 00:02:57,638 +連你噉嘅一個姑娘仔我都捉唔住有屁用咩？ + +30 +00:02:58,603 --> 00:03:02,199 +你要抱我，我梗係要搏命避開你啦。 + +31 +00:03:03,133 --> 00:03:07,003 +韋小寶突然間跳起身，佢話：我非捉到你不可！ + +32 +00:03:07,510 --> 00:03:09,323 +擘開雙手就向佢撲過去。 + +33 +00:03:10,168 --> 00:03:13,036 +雙兒咭咭聲咁笑，側身避開。 + +34 +00:03:13,803 --> 00:03:20,006 +韋小寶又詐假意向左便一撲，等雙兒走去右邊嘅時候，一手揸住佢衫角。 + +35 +00:03:20,871 --> 00:03:25,865 +雙兒吖噉叫咗一聲，就怕畀佢扯爛咗件衫，唔敢出力掙扎。 + +36 +00:03:27,001 --> 00:03:30,852 +韋小寶攔腰將佢抱住，噉雙兒一味喺度笑。 + +37 +00:03:31,625 --> 00:03:37,490 +韋小寶右手兜住佢腿彎，將佢打橫抱起，放喺自己鋪床上便。 + +38 +00:03:37,983 --> 00:03:42,712 +雙兒呢滿面通紅佢話：哎呀相公你，嗯你。 + +39 +00:03:43,348 --> 00:03:44,759 +我咩嘢吖我？ + +40 +00:03:45,510 --> 00:03:51,826 +拉過張被𢫏住佢，護低個身喺佢塊面上輕輕吻一吻，笑住話： + +41 +00:03:52,395 --> 00:03:54,079 +快啲眯埋眼，瞓啦。 + +42 +00:03:54,604 --> 00:03:58,007 +噉就轉身出房，閂翻埋道門，佢諗： + +43 +00:03:58,862 --> 00:04:02,192 +雙兒實係怕我嬲，特登畀我抱住嘅啫。 + +44 +00:04:03,404 --> 00:04:10,592 +佢去到大廳，吩咐親兵傳令落去，調一隊驍騎營軍士嚟自己房間外便守衞。 + +45 +00:04:12,421 --> 00:04:23,842 +噉喺呢幾日當中啊，佢將雲南帶嚟嘅金銀禮物，分別送畀宮中妃嬪、王公大臣、侍衞、太監，佢諗： + +46 +00:04:24,424 --> 00:04:33,119 +如果話係吳三桂送嘅，噉就人人都會多謝嗰個衰公嘞，不如老子自己做好人好過啦。 + +47 +00:04:33,911 --> 00:04:41,629 +於是吳三桂嗰幾十萬兩金銀啊，都變成咗欽差大臣、驍騎營都統韋小寶嘅禮物。 + +48 +00:04:42,503 --> 00:04:46,109 +收禮嘅人，當然係好評如潮定啦。 + +49 +00:04:46,465 --> 00:04:55,745 +宮中朝中，都話皇上真係聖明喇，所提拔嘅呢個少年都統啊精明幹練，居官得體啊。 + +50 +00:04:57,253 --> 00:05:06,140 +話説雙兒每日都喺度夾嗰啲碎羊皮，一搵到吻合無誤嘅皮片，就用繡花針釘住。 + +51 +00:05:07,111 --> 00:05:20,090 +韋小寶每晚睇見拼成嘅圖形越嚟越大，圖裏便畫嘅果然都係山川地形，噉圖上呢，就注住彎彎曲曲嘅文字。 + +52 +00:05:20,948 --> 00:05:25,488 +雙兒話：呢啲都係外國字，我一個都唔識喇。 + +53 +00:05:26,650 --> 00:05:31,150 +韋小寶喺皇宮啊住得耐嘞，知道寫嘅呢係滿洲字。 + +54 +00:05:31,883 --> 00:05:38,807 +佢係連漢字都唔識幾個嘅，圖形裏便寫嘅無論係咩嘢文字啊，亦唔放喺心上。 + +55 +00:05:39,952 --> 00:05:47,500 +好嘞，到咗第十八日夜晚，韋小寶啊返入屋，只見雙兒滿面笑容。 + +56 +00:05:48,100 --> 00:05:51,483 +佢摸下雙兒嘅下爬就問：咩嘢事咁開心啊？ + +57 +00:05:52,549 --> 00:05:56,243 +雙兒微微笑話：相公，你估下啦。 + +58 +00:05:56,870 --> 00:06:03,429 +尋晚臨瞓嘅時候，韋小寶見只係剩翻二三百片碎羊皮仲未曾夾起。 + +59 +00:06:04,492 --> 00:06:10,929 +呢夾嘢就係噉㗎嘞，每夾起一片，淨低嘅就少一片，就容易一分。 + +60 +00:06:11,781 --> 00:06:22,656 +噉啊最初一兩日呢就最艱難，一個時辰啊，都未必能夠搵到兩片互相吻合嘅碎羊皮嘞，噉啊到咗收尾呢，就進展迅速咯噃。 + +61 +00:06:24,033 --> 00:06:30,887 +佢估到雙兒呢已經將啲圖形夾起上嚟㗎喇，所以喜上眉梢，就笑住話： + +62 +00:06:31,802 --> 00:06:33,228 +嗯，等我估下先。 + +63 +00:06:34,043 --> 00:06:38,321 +係嘞，你實係包咗幾隻湖州粽畀我食係咪呢？ + +64 +00:06:39,117 --> 00:06:41,840 +雙兒擰下頭話：唔係。 + +65 +00:06:42,853 --> 00:06:45,850 +嗯，你喺地下執到件寶貝。 + +66 +00:06:46,552 --> 00:06:47,182 +唔係。 + +67 +00:06:48,086 --> 00:06:53,708 +吖，我知嘞，你義兄喺廣東帶咗好多嘢嚟送畀你。 + +68 +00:06:54,423 --> 00:06:58,091 +唔係，條路咁遠，點會送嘢嚟唧？ + +69 +00:06:59,260 --> 00:07:02,536 +係唔係莊家三少奶搵人帶信嚟呢？ + +70 +00:07:03,814 --> 00:07:04,980 +唔係咯。 + +71 +00:07:05,553 --> 00:07:09,800 +莊家三少奶佢哋唔知點呢，我真係掛住佢哋啊。 + +72 +00:07:11,362 --> 00:07:15,486 +吖我知喇我知喇，今日係你生日。 + +73 +00:07:16,193 --> 00:07:18,598 +唔係咯，我生日唔係今日。 + +74 +00:07:19,140 --> 00:07:19,992 +噉係邊一日啊？ + +75 +00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:21,270 +係九月十。 + +76 +00:07:22,107 --> 00:07:25,552 +雙兒忽然塊面一紅就話：我唔記得嘞。 + +77 +00:07:26,095 --> 00:07:29,574 +你呃人嘅，自己生日點會唔記得㗎？ + +78 +00:07:30,541 --> 00:07:36,784 +冇錯喇冇錯喇，一定係，你喺少林寺嗰個老和尚朋友嚟探你定嘞。 + +79 +00:07:37,647 --> 00:07:40,193 +雙兒笑起上嚟，猛咁耍手話： + +80 +00:07:40,691 --> 00:07:47,203 +相公講嘢啊真係好笑㗎嘞，我有咩少林寺嘅老和尚朋友呢？你先至有。 + +81 +00:07:48,234 --> 00:07:50,737 +韋小寶撓下個頭，沉吟話： + +82 +00:07:51,893 --> 00:07:57,158 +估呢樣唔係，估嗰樣又唔係噉真係難估咯噃。 + +83 +00:07:57,749 --> 00:08:00,812 +我啊本來想估係咪你已經夾好咗幅圖嘅。 + +84 +00:08:01,674 --> 00:08:07,933 +不過尋晚見到仲有二三百片未能夾好，噉啊至快都要五六日至得㗎。 + +85 +00:08:08,906 --> 00:08:13,756 +雙兒雙眼裏便閃耀住喜悦嘅光芒，佢微微笑話： + +86 +00:08:14,507 --> 00:08:16,612 +如果偏偏係今日夾好咗呢？ + +87 +00:08:17,460 --> 00:08:19,863 +你呃人嘅，我先至唔信啊。 + +88 +00:08:20,499 --> 00:08:23,531 +相公，你過嚟睇下，呢啲係乜嘢啊？ + +89 +00:08:24,756 --> 00:08:31,450 +韋小寶跟住佢行到枱邊，只見枱面大白布上面釘滿咗幾千眼繡花針。 + +90 +00:08:32,107 --> 00:08:43,738 +幾千件碎羊皮啊，已經夾成一幅完整無缺嘅大地圖，難得嘅係幾千片碎羊皮夾埋一齊，既冇多出一件亦冇少咗一件。 + +91 +00:08:44,891 --> 00:08:51,308 +韋小寶大叫一聲，將雙兒一手抱住佢話：大功告成，啜個嘴先！ + +92 +00:08:52,293 --> 00:08:54,952 +講完，就向佢個嘴吻過去。 + +93 +00:08:55,614 --> 00:09:02,074 +雙兒啊醜到滿面通紅，個頭一側，韋小寶個嘴呢，就吻到佢嘅耳珠嘞。 + +94 +00:09:02,545 --> 00:09:07,938 +雙兒只覺得全身痠軟喇，佢話：唔好啦，唔好啦。 + +95 +00:09:08,896 --> 00:09:17,468 +韋小寶笑住放翻開佢，噉就拉住佢隻手，同佢一拍噉睇嗰幅圖形，不停口噉稱讚話： + +96 +00:09:17,970 --> 00:09:27,008 +哎呀雙兒啊，如果唔係你幫我辦呢件事啊，我自己嚟做呢，就算夾三年零六個月，都唔知夾唔夾得成啊。 + +97 +00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:33,915 +雙兒話：你有幾多大事要做啊，邊有時間嚟做呢啲笨功夫吖？ + +98 +00:09:34,560 --> 00:09:40,277 +哎呀，呢啲係笨功夫啊？呢啲係天下最聰明最聰明嘅功夫啊。 + +99 +00:09:40,939 --> 00:09:43,384 +雙兒聽佢讚自己非常開心。 + +100 +00:09:44,524 --> 00:09:50,374 +韋小寶指住圖形話：呢個係高山，呢條係大河。 + +101 +00:09:51,284 --> 00:09:56,800 +佢指住一條大河轉彎嘅地方，畫埋一齊嗰八個顏色圈仔佢話： + +102 +00:09:57,245 --> 00:10:09,041 +全幅地圖都係用墨筆畫嘅，呢八個圈仔裏便有紅、有白，有黃、有藍，仲有黃圈鑲紅邊嘅。 + +103 +00:10:09,878 --> 00:10:14,831 +啊冇錯喇，呢啲係滿洲人嘅八旗啊。 + +104 +00:10:16,252 --> 00:10:20,036 +畫呢八個圈仔嘅地方實係大有古怪定嘞。 + +105 +00:10:20,984 --> 00:10:23,837 +不過唔知山係咩嘢山河係咩嘢河唧。 + +106 +00:10:24,822 --> 00:10:34,974 +噉啊雙兒攞出呢一沓薄棉紙，總共有三十幾張，每一張上面，都寫住彎彎曲曲嘅滿洲文字，交畀韋小寶。 + +107 +00:10:36,012 --> 00:10:39,820 +韋小寶話：呢啲係咩嘢嚟㗎？邊個寫㗎？ + +108 +00:10:40,594 --> 00:10:42,951 +雙兒話：係我寫嘅。 + +109 +00:10:43,966 --> 00:10:48,604 +吖原來你識滿洲字嘅，前幾日仲呃我添。 + +110 +00:10:48,977 --> 00:10:51,762 +講完，擘開雙手想要抱雙兒噉。 + +111 +00:10:52,242 --> 00:10:56,991 +雙兒急忙走開就笑住話：我冇呃你啊，我係唔識滿洲字啊。 + +112 +00:10:57,831 --> 00:11:02,517 +我將薄紙印喺圖形上便，一筆一劃噉印住寫嘅啫嘛。 + +113 +00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:04,752 +哎呀，你真係叻嘅啫。 + +114 +00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:11,950 +好，我搦去叫滿洲師爺認，注上我哋中國字，就知道圖形裏便寫嘅係咩嘢嘞。 + +115 +00:11:12,804 --> 00:11:22,023 +哎呀雙兒啊雙兒，你真係細心㗎嘞，知道圖形嘅關係重大，就將啲滿洲字呢分成幾十張紙嚟到寫。 + +116 +00:11:22,530 --> 00:11:25,741 +噉我分別搦去問人，就唔會洩漏咗機密喇。 + +117 +00:11:26,692 --> 00:11:33,246 +雙兒微笑話：相公啊你真係聰明喇，你一見就估到我嘅用意。 + +118 +00:11:34,134 --> 00:11:37,848 +韋小寶笑住話：大功告成啜個嘴先。 + +119 +00:11:38,548 --> 00:11:41,863 +雙兒一聽，反身一跳就趯咗出房。 + +120 +00:11:43,410 --> 00:11:55,363 +韋小寶行出大廳，就吩咐親兵去叫咗驍騎營嘅一名滿洲筆帖式嚟，攞出一張棉紙，問佢嗰幾個滿洲字係咩嘢意思。 + +121 +00:11:56,403 --> 00:12:01,290 +筆帖式，係清朝嘅官名，即係而家講嘅翻譯啊。 + +122 +00:12:02,820 --> 00:12:14,204 +嗰個筆帖式話：回都統大人，誒額爾古納河、精奇里江、呼瑪爾窩集山，都係我哋關外滿洲嘅地名啊。 + +123 +00:12:15,174 --> 00:12:20,977 +韋小寶話：咩嘢精得你江、苦到你屙山，噉嘅名都有嘅？ + +124 +00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:31,150 +嗰個筆帖式話：回都統大人，額爾古納河、精奇里江、呼瑪爾窩集山都係我哋滿洲嘅大山大江啊。 + +125 +00:12:32,187 --> 00:12:33,358 +喺咩地方㗎？ + +126 +00:12:33,865 --> 00:12:37,209 +回都統大人，係喺關外好北嘅地方。 + +127 +00:12:38,412 --> 00:12:45,004 +韋小寶個心好歡喜嘞佢諗：冇錯喇，果然係滿洲人藏寶個地方。 + +128 +00:12:46,293 --> 00:12:52,086 +佢哋將金銀珠寶搬到去關外，實係要收埋得越遠越好啦。 + +129 +00:12:52,579 --> 00:12:59,902 +佢話：你將咩嘢嗰啲，誒呃你唔到河啊、苦到你屙山嘅名啊都用漢字寫出嚟。 + +130 +00:13:00,910 --> 00:13:05,810 +韋小寶又攞出一張棉紙，問佢：你睇下係咩嘢江咩嘢山。 + +131 +00:13:06,899 --> 00:13:14,223 +嗰個筆帖式話：回都統大人，呢條係西里木的河、阿穆爾山、阿穆爾河啊。 + +132 +00:13:14,850 --> 00:13:21,663 +韋小寶話：嘩，越嚟越古怪嘞，喂，你係咪亂講㗎？ + +133 +00:13:22,241 --> 00:13:26,877 +咩嘢犀利到冇河啊，又咬章魚啊、咬墨魚啊噉都有嘅？ + +134 +00:13:27,942 --> 00:13:30,421 +嗰個筆帖式好驚啊佢請咗個安話： + +135 +00:13:30,972 --> 00:13:35,267 +卑職唔敢亂講，喺滿洲話裏便，係另有意思嘅。 + +136 +00:13:36,061 --> 00:13:42,257 +好，你將咬章魚咬墨魚啊仲有犀利到冇河啊都用漢字寫喺呢張紙上便。 + +137 +00:13:42,577 --> 00:13:46,020 +等陣呢，我仲要問下第二個人，睇你係唔係亂噏。 + +138 +00:13:46,780 --> 00:13:52,986 +係，係，誒卑職就算係有天咁大個膽啊，亦唔敢喺都統大人面前亂咁講。 + +139 +00:13:53,310 --> 00:13:55,905 +哈，乜你有天咁大個膽咩？ + +140 +00:13:56,350 --> 00:13:59,530 +誒唔係唔係，誒卑職膽小如鼠。 + +141 +00:14:00,364 --> 00:14:10,363 +韋小寶哈哈大笑嘞：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，哈哈，嚟人喇，攞五十兩銀，賞畀呢個膽小如鼠嘅朋友。 + +142 +00:14:10,852 --> 00:14:25,698 +嗱，呢啲咩犀利到冇河啊、咬墨魚山啊等等，你如果出去同人哋講畀我一知道呢，即刻追翻你五十兩銀，連本帶利，總共係一百五十兩銀㗎。 + +143 +00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:32,641 +嗰個筆帖式啊歡喜到癲喇，佢一個月嘅餉銀呢，亦不過係十二兩銀。 + +144 +00:14:33,250 --> 00:14:41,670 +都統大人一打賞就五十兩嘞，連忙請安多謝猛咁話：卑職決唔敢亂講，決唔敢亂講。 + +145 +00:14:43,110 --> 00:14:48,053 +噉幾日之間，韋小寶已經問明咗七八十個地名。 + +146 +00:14:48,435 --> 00:15:04,293 +噉啊搦去複喺圖上一睇，原來嗰八個顏色圈仔啊，係喺黑龍江之北，喺正阿穆爾河，同黑龍江合流嘅地方，喺呼瑪爾窩集山正北，阿穆爾山西北。 + +147 +00:15:05,483 --> 00:15:13,493 +八個圈仔之間寫住兩個黃色滿洲字，譯成漢字呢，乃係鹿鼎山三個字。 + +148 +00:15:14,472 --> 00:15:21,069 +韋小寶將圖形同地名記到實嘞，噉啊要雙兒亦幫埋自己記，佢諗： + +149 +00:15:22,013 --> 00:15:25,818 +呢啲碎羊皮如果畀人哋搶咗去就會洩漏秘密。 + +150 +00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:28,906 +於是就掟入火爐，燒咗佢。 + +151 +00:15:29,911 --> 00:15:34,054 +見到火光熊熊，個心真係講唔出咁快活，佢諗： + +152 +00:15:34,764 --> 00:15:42,693 +師父要我分成幾包，分別埋喺唔同嘅地方，噉樣講唔定，仲係會畀人偷咗去嘅。 + +153 +00:15:43,266 --> 00:15:50,370 +而家呢唔同喇，收埋喺我個心裏便，就算將我個心挖咗去，亦搵唔到呢幅地圖啦。 + +154 +00:15:51,060 --> 00:15:53,893 +不過我呢個心啊，梗係唔挖得嘅。 + +155 +00:15:54,493 --> 00:16:02,884 +佢擰轉頭，見啲火光照住雙兒塊面，紅卜卜十分嬌豔，個心裏頭讚佢嘞： + +156 +00:16:03,426 --> 00:16:06,692 +嘩阿雙兒吖，真係靚啊。 + +157 +00:16:07,455 --> 00:16:10,011 +雙兒畀佢睇到有啲怕醜就耷低個頭。 + +158 +00:16:10,734 --> 00:16:24,267 +韋小寶話：雙兒啊，我哋圖形呢亦夾到喇，地名亦查到喇，咩犀利到冇河啊，誒咬章魚山啊，都記喺心裏頭喇，噉算唔算大功告成呢？ + +159 +00:16:24,862 --> 00:16:29,533 +雙兒連忙跳起身佢話：唔算啊唔算啊唔唔算告成啊。 + +160 +00:16:30,413 --> 00:16:32,988 +韋小寶話：點解仲唔算啊？ + +161 +00:16:33,623 --> 00:16:37,378 +雙兒笑住奪門而出佢話：我唔知道。 + +162 +00:16:37,822 --> 00:16:42,293 +韋小寶追住出去笑住話：你唔知道我知道。 + +163 +00:16:43,037 --> 00:16:49,764 +忽然有名親兵，急急腳噉入嚟話：啟稟都統，皇上傳召要你快啲去啊。 + +164 +00:16:50,733 --> 00:16:54,510 +韋小寶向雙兒做個鬼臉，就出門去皇宮嘞。 + +165 +00:16:55,252 --> 00:16:59,992 +去到皇宮門口，見到康熙嘅車駕正在喺皇宮裏便出緊嚟。 + +166 +00:17:00,851 --> 00:17:05,242 +韋小寶繞到儀仗隊後便，跪喺路邊叩頭。 + +167 +00:17:06,121 --> 00:17:11,881 +康熙見到佢，微微笑話：小桂子，跟我睇外國人試炮啦。 + +168 +00:17:12,668 --> 00:17:17,575 +韋小寶好歡喜噉話：係，啲大炮啊造得真係快喇。 + +169 +00:17:18,662 --> 00:17:27,310 +噉一行人去到左安門內嘅龍潭炮廠，南懷仁同湯若望已經遠遠跪喺路邊迎駕。 + +170 +00:17:28,193 --> 00:17:32,107 +康熙話：起身，起身，大炮喺邊處啊？ + +171 +00:17:32,641 --> 00:17:39,477 +南懷仁話：回聖上，大炮就喺城外，恭請聖上移駕御覽。 + +172 +00:17:40,121 --> 00:17:40,592 +好。 + +173 +00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:49,587 +康熙落咗車，班侍衛前後擁護，出咗左安門，只見三尊大炮一排噉擺響處。 + +174 +00:17:50,568 --> 00:18:02,522 +康熙行埋去，見到三門大炮青光閃閃，炮身粗大，炮輪、承軸等等，都做得極之結實，個心好歡喜就話： + +175 +00:18:03,202 --> 00:18:07,452 +好，好啊，我哋就放幾炮嚟試下。 + +176 +00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:17,533 +南懷仁親自喺炮筒裏便倒咗火藥入去，用鐵條舂實，攞起一枚炮彈，裝入炮筒，噉佢轉身話： + +177 +00:18:17,916 --> 00:18:23,652 +回皇上，呢一炮可以射到一里半，個靶已經安放喺嗰便嘞。 + +178 +00:18:24,469 --> 00:18:34,061 +康熙順住佢隻手指望過去，見到約莫喺一里半之外，有十個土墩，就岌頭話：好，你放啦。 + +179 +00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:40,540 +南懷仁話：恭請皇上移駕十丈之外，以策萬全。 + +180 +00:18:41,060 --> 00:18:43,403 +康熙微微一笑，就行開咗嘞。 + +181 +00:18:44,238 --> 00:18:48,351 +韋小寶自告奮勇話：呢第一炮，等奴才嚟放呢？ + +182 +00:18:49,136 --> 00:18:50,294 +康熙岌一岌頭。 + +183 +00:18:51,281 --> 00:18:54,798 +韋小寶行到大炮旁邊，向南懷仁話： + +184 +00:18:55,505 --> 00:18:59,536 +喂，外國老兄，嗱你嚟瞄準，我嚟點火呢。 + +185 +00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:05,201 +南懷仁已經校準咗炮口高低嘞，呢陣時，再校核一次。 + +186 +00:19:05,797 --> 00:19:15,113 +韋小寶接過火把，點着炮上嘅藥線，連忙跳開，掉咗火把，雙手緊緊噉揞住耳仔。 + +187 +00:19:16,167 --> 00:19:26,718 +只見火光一閃，轟噉一聲，黑煙瀰漫，跟住遠處一個土墩就炸開咗，一條火柱就升天而起啊。 + +188 +00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:35,656 +原來嗰個土墩裏便，埋咗大量硫磺，炮彈一落，即時燃燒，更顯得威勢驚人。 + +189 +00:19:36,741 --> 00:19:44,863 +眾軍士就齊聲歡呼，向住康熙大叫：萬歲，萬歲，萬萬歲！ + +190 +00:19:45,791 --> 00:19:54,484 +噉啊三尊大炮輪流放，總共開咗十炮，打中咗七個土墩，有三個土墩呢偏咗少少冇打中。 + +191 +00:19:55,578 --> 00:20:04,778 +康熙非常歡喜，對南懷仁同湯若望大加獎勉，咪即刻升南懷仁呢，為欽天監監正。 + +192 +00:20:05,711 --> 00:20:14,169 +湯若望原來係太常寺卿，加通政使，號通玄教師，不過呢，畀鰲拜革咗職。 + +193 +00:20:14,765 --> 00:20:19,273 +康熙下旨恢復原官，改號通微教師。 + +194 +00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:24,895 +因為康熙個名叫做玄燁啊，玄字為咗避諱唔能夠再用嘞。 + +195 +00:20:25,527 --> 00:20:29,448 +噉三門大炮呢，賜名為神武大炮。 + +196 +00:20:30,999 --> 00:20:36,340 +返到去皇宮，康熙叫咗韋小寶嚟書房，笑吟吟噉話： + +197 +00:20:37,431 --> 00:20:49,805 +小桂子，我哋日夜開工，做佢幾百門神武大炮，一字排開，對準咗吳三桂呢個衰公揈鬼佢，你話佢仲造唔造得成反吖嗱？ + +198 +00:20:50,851 --> 00:20:59,163 +韋小寶笑住話：皇上神機妙算，本來就算冇神武大炮啊，吳三桂呢個衰公亦係手到擒來啦。 + +199 +00:20:59,786 --> 00:21:05,212 +不過有咗神武大炮呢，就更加係如，誒，如，如龍添翼喇。 + +200 +00:21:06,180 --> 00:21:14,461 +佢本來係想講如虎添翼嘅，但係轉念一想，將皇帝比做老虎唔係點恭敬。 + +201 +00:21:15,127 --> 00:21:22,098 +康熙笑住話：你呢句説話呢太過冇學問嘞，飛龍在天，仲使乜翼呢？ + +202 +00:21:22,766 --> 00:21:27,420 +係啊係啊，可見就算冇大炮呢，皇上亦唔怕吳三桂嘅。 + +203 +00:21:28,074 --> 00:21:29,564 +你總係有得講嘅。 + +204 +00:21:29,990 --> 00:21:33,339 +吖，講到呢處，我諗起一件事嘞。 + +205 +00:21:34,611 --> 00:21:40,656 +吳三桂同蒙古、西藏、羅剎國勾結，仲有一個神龍教。 + +206 +00:21:42,079 --> 00:21:48,283 +嗰個大逆不道嘅老舉乸假太后，就係神龍教派嚟穢亂宮禁嘅係唔係啊？ + +207 +00:21:49,249 --> 00:21:50,007 +係啊。 + +208 +00:21:51,140 --> 00:21:56,680 +嗰個叛逆，如果唔捉嚟千刀萬剮，點同母後報仇啊？ + +209 +00:21:57,743 --> 00:22:01,677 +講到呢處，康熙咬牙切齒，極之氣憤。 + +210 +00:22:02,421 --> 00:22:06,840 +各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/156.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/156.srt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b5759440a236a9a13ec8b22e2de6d502ca667352 --- /dev/null +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/156.srt @@ -0,0 +1,755 @@ +1 +00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,492 +前文再續啊書接上一回啊。 + +2 +00:00:04,304 --> 00:00:12,017 +話說康熙好氣憤噉話：要捉嗰個假太后返嚟千刀萬剮，同母後報仇。 + +3 +00:00:13,222 --> 00:00:20,754 +韋小寶諗嘞：皇帝噉樣講，係要我去捉老舉乸嘞喎。 + +4 +00:00:21,462 --> 00:00:31,339 +嗰個老舉乸同嗰個又矮又肥嘅瘦頭陀喺一齊，呢個時候都唔知喺邊處，要捉佢啊認真唔容易啊。 + +5 +00:00:32,340 --> 00:00:36,307 +韋小寶個心十五十六，唔敢接口嘞。 + +6 +00:00:37,087 --> 00:00:46,752 +康熙果然話：小桂子，呢件事萬分機密，除咗派你去辦之外，唔能夠派第二個人嘞。 + +7 +00:00:47,729 --> 00:00:51,998 +係，就係唔知老舉乸，趯咗去邊處唧。 + +8 +00:00:52,750 --> 00:00:56,698 +佢嗰個姦夫一團肉球啊睇上嚟會使妖法㗎。 + +9 +00:00:58,111 --> 00:01:07,198 +老舉乸如果匿埋喺荒山野嶺裏便，要搵佢係唔容易，不過亦有線索可以搵到嘅。 + +10 +00:01:08,255 --> 00:01:18,104 +你帶領人馬，先去剿滅神龍邪教，將嗰啲邪教嘅黨羽捉嚟逐個拷問，多數就會查到老舉乸嘅下落嘞。 + +11 +00:01:19,333 --> 00:01:23,231 +我亦知道呢件事就好似大海撈針，好難做嘅。 + +12 +00:01:23,894 --> 00:01:34,030 +不過你呢，一來能幹，二來係員福將，人哋做起上嚟十分棘手嘅事，一到咗你手呢往往就馬到成功。 + +13 +00:01:34,903 --> 00:01:39,684 +嗱，我亦唔限你時間，先派你去關外辦幾件事。 + +14 +00:01:40,613 --> 00:01:46,539 +你去到關外，喺奉天調動人馬，睺啱機會，就去破神龍島啦。 + +15 +00:01:47,975 --> 00:01:56,470 +韋小寶諗：皇帝啊托我大腳喇，呢件事唔應承都唔得啦。就話： + +16 +00:01:57,243 --> 00:01:59,790 +奴才個福氣，都係皇上賜嘅。 + +17 +00:02:00,260 --> 00:02:04,536 +皇上對我特別多加恩典，我個福份自不然就大喇。 + +18 +00:02:05,088 --> 00:02:09,282 +希望呢次啊又托賴皇上嘅洪福，將老舉乸捉翻嚟。 + +19 +00:02:10,413 --> 00:02:14,413 +康熙聽佢肯去個心好歡喜，拍下佢膊頭話： + +20 +00:02:15,373 --> 00:02:23,143 +報仇雪恨雖然係件大事，但係比起國家社稷嘅安危呢，又係小事唧。 + +21 +00:02:24,293 --> 00:02:31,290 +能夠捉到老舉乸固然係最好啦，不過第一件事最緊要嘅就係，攻破神龍島。 + +22 +00:02:32,745 --> 00:02:46,811 +小桂子啊，關外係我大清龍興發祥嘅地方，神龍教喺側跟虎視眈眈，佢哋如果同羅剎人聯手，佔咗關外，大清就冇咗根本嘞。 + +23 +00:02:48,293 --> 00:02:54,685 +你破到神龍島，就好比係斬斷咗羅剎國人伸出嚟嘅五隻手指啊。 + +24 +00:02:55,696 --> 00:02:58,011 +韋小寶笑住話：係啊。 + +25 +00:02:58,829 --> 00:03:04,568 +突然提高把聲大叫：啊羅嗚，咕嚕呼！啊羅嗚，咕嚕呼！ + +26 +00:03:05,075 --> 00:03:07,458 +攞起右手不停噉亂咁揈。 + +27 +00:03:08,004 --> 00:03:10,282 +康熙笑住問佢：做咩啊你？ + +28 +00:03:10,973 --> 00:03:15,520 +羅剎國斷咗五隻手指，梗係痛到大叫羅剎話啦。 + +29 +00:03:16,173 --> 00:03:18,090 +康熙哈哈大笑話： + +30 +00:03:18,972 --> 00:03:29,140 +我已經升咗你做一等子爵，而家，再賞你一個巴圖魯嘅稱號，調動奉天駐防兵馬，撲滅神龍島反叛。 + +31 +00:03:30,395 --> 00:03:36,782 +韋小寶跪低謝恩佢話：奴才嘅官做得越大，福份越大。 + +32 +00:03:38,362 --> 00:03:47,205 +呢件事，唔使大張旗鼓嘅，怕吳三桂、尚可喜佢哋得到消息，個心緊張起嚟，提早造反。 + +33 +00:03:48,100 --> 00:03:52,897 +需要神不知鬼不覺，突然之間將神龍教滅咗佢。 + +34 +00:03:53,784 --> 00:03:59,370 +不如噉啦，我聽日派你做欽差大臣，去長白山祭天。 + +35 +00:04:00,505 --> 00:04:08,410 +長白山，係我愛新覺羅家遠祖降生嘅聖地，噉我派你去祭祀，邊個都唔會疑心嘅。 + +36 +00:04:09,230 --> 00:04:13,500 +皇上神機妙算，神龍教教主啊壽與蟲齊啊。 + +37 +00:04:14,296 --> 00:04:16,185 +咩嘢壽與蟲齊啊？ + +38 +00:04:16,839 --> 00:04:21,527 +嗰個教主嘅壽命啊，不過同啲蟲仔一樣，冇幾耐命㗎喇。 + +39 +00:04:23,310 --> 00:04:34,470 +韋小寶喺康熙面前硬住頭皮應承咗呢件事，不過想到神龍教洪教主武功卓絕，教中高手如雲； + +40 +00:04:34,967 --> 00:04:45,041 +而自己呢，帶一批只係會舞刀射箭嘅兵馬去攻打神龍島，哼，韋小寶啊多數係壽與蟲齊嘞。 + +41 +00:04:47,044 --> 00:04:52,190 +佢出咗皇宮，悶悶不樂，忽然轉念一諗： + +42 +00:04:53,818 --> 00:05:01,718 +神龍島老子係堅決唔去㗎喇，小玄子對我更好，我亦無謂為佢去送死吖。 + +43 +00:05:02,530 --> 00:05:12,887 +我呢個官呢做到盡頭喇不如去到關外之後，乘機去黑龍江北便鹿鼎山，掘咗寶藏，發一筆大財； + +44 +00:05:13,136 --> 00:05:21,830 +再靜雞雞去雲南將阿珂娶到手，噉從此之後匿埋，日日賭錢睇戲幾咁逍遙快樂啊。 + +45 +00:05:23,293 --> 00:05:34,966 +不過噉係嘅臨陣脱逃，雖然講起上嚟唔係幾夠光彩，有負小玄子重託，不過呢啲係性命交關嘅事嚟噃你估開玩笑㗎。 + +46 +00:05:36,141 --> 00:05:43,844 +掘咗寶藏之後，我唔再挖斷滿洲人嘅龍脈噉就好對得住小玄子啦嘛，一於噉話啦。 + +47 +00:05:45,506 --> 00:05:53,254 +第日上朝，康熙下咗道聖旨，升咗韋小寶個官，又派佢去長白山祭天。 + +48 +00:05:54,630 --> 00:05:58,621 +散朝之後，王公大臣就紛紛祝賀。 + +49 +00:05:59,274 --> 00:06:08,599 +索額圖同佢嘅交情與眾不同啊，所以特別去子爵府傾偈，見佢有啲意興闌珊，就話： + +50 +00:06:09,113 --> 00:06:14,283 +兄弟，去長白山祭天，當然唔係咩嘢肥缺。 + +51 +00:06:15,278 --> 00:06:22,338 +比起去雲南敲平西王府嘅竹槓，噉係爭天共地喇，亦難怪你冇咩興致嘅。 + +52 +00:06:23,512 --> 00:06:36,578 +韋小寶話：老實講吖，兄弟係南方人，一向呢就最怕冷嘅，一想到關外冰天雪地，嘿我而家，已經冷到及及聲喇。 + +53 +00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:40,620 +今晚啊一定要燒旺個火爐，好好焙下火至得。 + +54 +00:06:41,939 --> 00:06:44,652 +索額圖哈哈大笑安慰佢話： + +55 +00:06:44,981 --> 00:06:50,747 +噉就唔使擔心，我等陣送一件火貂大褸嚟畀兄弟禦寒。 + +56 +00:06:51,320 --> 00:06:54,930 +你喺暖轎裏便加幾個炭盆就唔係點冷㗎喇。 + +57 +00:06:55,548 --> 00:07:00,277 +兄弟，派差去關外啊，發財仲係有嘅。 + +58 +00:07:00,667 --> 00:07:08,274 +哦？原來遼東呢笪地方凍到甩鼻哥嘅都有財發㗎？啊噉啊真要請教下大哥喇。 + +59 +00:07:09,533 --> 00:07:13,025 +我哋遼東地方啊有三件寶貝。 + +60 +00:07:13,390 --> 00:07:18,528 +好啊，有三件寶貝，噉攞到一件都夠皮啦。 + +61 +00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:23,375 +我哋遼東有一句説話，唔知兄弟聽過未嘞。 + +62 +00:07:23,890 --> 00:07:29,343 +叫做關東有三寶，人參貂皮烏拉草啊。 + +63 +00:07:30,192 --> 00:07:31,094 +未聽過噃。 + +64 +00:07:31,757 --> 00:07:36,240 +人參同貂皮都係貴重嘢吖，乜烏拉草又係咩寶貝呢？ + +65 +00:07:37,170 --> 00:07:39,691 +烏拉草係窮人嘅寶貝。 + +66 +00:07:40,611 --> 00:07:48,049 +關東一到冬天，天寒地凍，啲窮人就着唔起貂皮，坐唔起暖轎吖。 + +67 +00:07:48,857 --> 00:07:55,007 +噉如果凍甩咗一對腳咯，有邊個同韋兄弟抬轎啊？哈哈哈哈哈哈。 + +68 +00:07:55,789 --> 00:08:05,426 +烏拉草呢，關東遍地都係，只要掹一紮，嚟曬乾佢，舂到爛，塞喺對鞋裏便呢噉就好暖㗎喇。 + +69 +00:08:06,399 --> 00:08:08,200 +哦，原來噉嘅。 + +70 +00:08:08,863 --> 00:08:11,480 +噉烏拉草呢件寶呢我就用唔着嘅。 + +71 +00:08:11,763 --> 00:08:20,007 +人參呢，不妨擔幾十擔，貂皮亦攞佢幾千件返嚟，噉至愛親朋，亦可以分下啦。 + +72 +00:08:20,798 --> 00:08:22,787 +索額圖哈哈大笑啊。 + +73 +00:08:23,953 --> 00:08:29,690 +正喺度傾緊偈，親兵嚟報告話福建水師提督施瑯嚟拜見。 + +74 +00:08:30,801 --> 00:08:42,977 +韋小寶即時想起嗰日，鄭克塽講過個説話，話施瑯係武夷派嘅高手，曾經教過鄭克塽武功，後來投降咗大清嘅。 + +75 +00:08:43,768 --> 00:08:46,096 +佢當堂變咗面色，個心諗： + +76 +00:08:47,367 --> 00:08:51,903 +施瑯唔通受鄭克塽之託，嚟同自己為難？ + +77 +00:08:53,094 --> 00:08:58,284 +馮錫范咁兇惡，嗯，施瑯亦唔會話好相與㗎喇。 + +78 +00:08:59,681 --> 00:09:03,694 +佢對親兵話：佢嚟做咩啊？我唔見。 + +79 +00:09:04,650 --> 00:09:06,752 +嗰個親兵應咗就出去辭客。 + +80 +00:09:07,601 --> 00:09:11,763 +韋小寶仲係唔放心，向另外一名親兵話： + +81 +00:09:12,562 --> 00:09:14,742 +快啲傳阿三、阿六兩個人嚟。 + +82 +00:09:15,542 --> 00:09:20,028 +阿三、阿六，係肥頭陀同陸高軒嘅假名。 + +83 +00:09:21,395 --> 00:09:26,474 +索額圖笑住話：施靖海同韋兄弟嘅交情點啊？ + +84 +00:09:27,623 --> 00:09:32,472 +韋小寶心神不定啊佢問：施，施靖咩話？ + +85 +00:09:33,289 --> 00:09:38,377 +施提督封咗做靖海將軍，韋兄弟同佢唔熟咩？ + +86 +00:09:39,244 --> 00:09:40,809 +從來都冇見過。 + +87 +00:09:42,342 --> 00:09:48,281 +正喺度講緊，肥頭陀同陸高軒兩個人嚟到，噉啊企喺韋小寶身後。 + +88 +00:09:48,908 --> 00:09:53,284 +韋小寶有咗呢兩個大高手保護，就稍為安心嘞。 + +89 +00:09:54,421 --> 00:09:59,263 +過咗一陣，親兵返嚟內廳，捧住一個托盤佢話： + +90 +00:09:59,708 --> 00:10:02,876 +呢啲係施將軍送畀子爵大人嘅禮物。 + +91 +00:10:04,234 --> 00:10:13,644 +韋小寶見到托盤裏便放住一個開咗盒嘅錦盒，盒裏便係一隻白玉碗，碗上面刻住幾行字。 + +92 +00:10:14,913 --> 00:10:22,208 +玉碗純淨温潤，玉質極佳，刻工呢亦好精緻，佢諗： + +93 +00:10:23,472 --> 00:10:29,187 +佢送禮物畀我噉就唔係嚟對付我嘞，嗯，不過亦不可不防啊。 + +94 +00:10:30,228 --> 00:10:37,318 +索額圖笑住話：呢份禮都唔輕噃，老施都好花心血㗎。 + +95 +00:10:38,213 --> 00:10:40,058 +韋小寶問：點呢？ + +96 +00:10:41,322 --> 00:10:51,459 +玉碗上便，刻住你老弟嘅名諱，仲有加官進爵四個字，下便呢，刻住眷晚生施瑯敬贈。 + +97 +00:10:52,788 --> 00:10:58,186 +呢個人同我素不相識，咁客氣，實係不懷好意定嘞。 + +98 +00:10:59,002 --> 00:11:02,232 +老施嘅用意係好明白嘅。 + +99 +00:11:02,685 --> 00:11:07,348 +佢一心一意要打台灣，為父母妻兒報仇。 + +100 +00:11:07,939 --> 00:11:17,780 +呢幾年嚟一味纏住我哋，要我哋向皇上講，為咗呢件事啊，所使嘅銀冇二十萬都有十五萬。 + +101 +00:11:18,763 --> 00:11:25,080 +佢知道兄弟係皇上駕前嘅第一位大紅人，梗係要嚟蜎你嘅門路啦。 + +102 +00:11:26,043 --> 00:11:31,440 +原來噉嘅，係嘞，佢為咩非打台灣不可呢？ + +103 +00:11:32,871 --> 00:11:47,879 +老施本來係鄭成功部下大將，收尾鄭成功疑心佢要作反，要捉佢，點知啊畀佢走甩咗，鄭成功嬲起上嚟，將佢父母妻兒都殺咗。 + +104 +00:11:48,895 --> 00:11:59,033 +呢個人打水戰啊係有一手㗎，投降大清之後，曾經同鄭成功打過一仗哈，居然將鄭成功打敗咗。 + +105 +00:11:59,910 --> 00:12:01,812 +韋小寶伸一伸條脷佢話： + +106 +00:12:02,421 --> 00:12:09,492 +連鄭成功噉嘅英雄豪傑，亦畀佢打敗過啊？噉呢個人真係不可不見噃。 + +107 +00:12:10,556 --> 00:12:15,737 +佢對親兵話：施將軍如果仲未走，你同佢講，我就出去喇。 + +108 +00:12:16,783 --> 00:12:20,564 +佢同索額圖話：大哥，我哋一齊去見下佢呢。 + +109 +00:12:21,457 --> 00:12:27,180 +佢雖然有肥陸兩個人保護啊，不過對施瑯呢總係心有啲怕。 + +110 +00:12:27,913 --> 00:12:34,304 +索額圖係朝廷一品大臣，有佢喺側跟，估計施瑯唔敢貿貿然逳手嘅。 + +111 +00:12:35,142 --> 00:12:39,267 +索額圖笑住岌岌頭，噉兩個人就一齊行入大廳。 + +112 +00:12:40,239 --> 00:12:52,338 +施瑯坐喺最下首一張椅上便，聽見腳步聲，即刻企起身，見到兩個人喺內堂出嚟，就搶上幾步請咗個安，高聲話： + +113 +00:12:53,044 --> 00:12:56,416 +索大人、韋大人，卑職施瑯參見。 + +114 +00:12:57,662 --> 00:13:01,443 +韋小寶拱手還禮笑住話：唔敢當唔敢當。 + +115 +00:13:01,657 --> 00:13:06,257 +你係將軍，我只係個小小都統啫，點解行呢個禮啊？ + +116 +00:13:06,381 --> 00:13:08,873 +請坐，請坐，大家唔使客氣吓。 + +117 +00:13:09,897 --> 00:13:15,736 +施瑯恭恭敬敬噉話：韋大人咁謙下，令人非常佩服。 + +118 +00:13:16,610 --> 00:13:20,660 +韋大人係一等子爵，爵位比卑職高得多。 + +119 +00:13:21,380 --> 00:13:29,844 +何況韋大人少年早發，封公封侯，係指日之間嘅事，不出十年，韋大人必定封王啊。 + +120 +00:13:30,700 --> 00:13:37,469 +韋小寶哈哈大笑佢話：哈哈哈哈，如果真係有呢一日啊，噉就要多謝你嘅金口喇。 + +121 +00:13:38,637 --> 00:13:50,560 +索額圖笑住話：老施，喺北京呢幾年，學會咗油嘴滑舌喇，唔似得初初嚟北京嘅時候，動不動就得罪人，哈哈哈哈哈哈。 + +122 +00:13:51,213 --> 00:14:01,589 +施瑯話：卑職係粗魯武夫，不懂規矩，全靠各位大人大量包涵，而家卑職，已經痛改前非嘞。 + +123 +00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:14,434 +你乜嘢都學乖咗嘞，居然知道韋大人係皇上駕前嘅第一位紅人，走佢嘅門路，就勝過求十位百位王公大臣嘞。 + +124 +00:14:15,456 --> 00:14:18,966 +施瑯恭恭敬敬向兩個人請咗個安，佢話： + +125 +00:14:19,508 --> 00:14:23,814 +全靠兩位大人栽培，卑職永感恩德。 + +126 +00:14:25,499 --> 00:14:39,572 +韋小寶打量下施瑯，見佢五十歲左右，筋骨結實，目光炯炯，非常之英悍，但係容顏憔悴，好似受咗啲挫折噉。 + +127 +00:14:40,661 --> 00:14:49,567 +韋小寶話：施將軍畀我嗰隻玉碗非常之名貴，但係，就係有一樣唔好唧。 + +128 +00:14:50,577 --> 00:14:59,912 +施瑯有啲惶恐嘞，企起身嚟話：卑職糊塗，唔知嗰隻玉碗有咩弊漏呢？請大人指點。 + +129 +00:15:00,750 --> 00:15:14,847 +韋小寶笑住話：弊漏就冇，不過太過名貴，食飯嘅時候捧住喺手有啲戰戰兢兢，至怕一下唔小心打爛咗飯碗啊，哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。 + +130 +00:15:15,590 --> 00:15:17,455 +索額圖哈哈大笑。 + +131 +00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:20,399 +施瑯呢，亦陪住乾笑幾聲。 + +132 +00:15:21,370 --> 00:15:25,102 +韋小寶問佢：施將軍幾時嚟北京㗎？ + +133 +00:15:25,832 --> 00:15:30,574 +施瑯話：卑職嚟咗北京，已經足足三年嘞。 + +134 +00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:38,590 +施將軍係福建水師提督，唔喺福建帶兵走嚟北京玩喇，點解啊？ + +135 +00:15:39,367 --> 00:15:48,523 +哦我知道喇，施將軍一定喺北京嘅妓寨有咗相好嘅靚女，唔捨得返去呢？ + +136 +00:15:49,762 --> 00:15:51,134 +韋大人講笑。 + +137 +00:15:51,872 --> 00:16:03,101 +皇上召卑職嚟北京，詢問平定台灣嘅方略，卑職講説話糊糊塗塗，應對失旨，皇上一直冇吩咐落嚟。 + +138 +00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:07,024 +卑職喺北京係恭候皇上旨意啊。 + +139 +00:16:08,544 --> 00:16:19,934 +韋小寶個心諗：小皇帝十分精明，佢嘅心所想嘅大事，除咗削平三藩，就係點樣攻取台灣。 + +140 +00:16:20,923 --> 00:16:26,904 +你嘅説話就算唔啱聽啊，只要真係有辦法，皇上必定可以原諒嘅。 + +141 +00:16:27,552 --> 00:16:30,239 +嗯，其中一定另有原因。 + +142 +00:16:31,409 --> 00:16:34,523 +噉啊想到索額圖先頭講過個説話，佢又諗： + +143 +00:16:35,822 --> 00:16:40,583 +呢個人立過唔少功勞，睇嚟必定係好驕傲。 + +144 +00:16:41,260 --> 00:16:50,157 +皇上召佢嚟北京，佢就邊個都唔賣賬，一定得罪咗唔少權要，搞到好多人故意同佢為難啊。 + +145 +00:16:50,942 --> 00:16:59,177 +就笑住話：皇上英明到極，要施將軍喺北京候旨，一定有好深意思嘅。 + +146 +00:16:59,923 --> 00:17:04,506 +你亦唔使心急，時辰未到，着急亦係冇用嘅。 + +147 +00:17:05,221 --> 00:17:11,061 +施瑯企起身話：今日承蒙韋大人指點，茅塞頓開。 + +148 +00:17:12,008 --> 00:17:23,433 +卑職呢三年嚟，一直個心都好惶恐，就係怕觸犯咗皇上，原來皇上另外有好深意思嘅，卑職噉就安心得多咯。 + +149 +00:17:24,190 --> 00:17:27,533 +韋大人呢番開導，真係恩德無量啊。 + +150 +00:17:28,221 --> 00:17:32,872 +卑職今日返去，飯亦食得落嘞，覺亦瞓得着嘞。 + +151 +00:17:33,852 --> 00:17:43,615 +韋小寶話：皇上曾經講過，一個人太過驕傲嘞，就唔中用㗎喇，又要挫折一下佢嘅驕氣。 + +152 +00:17:44,633 --> 00:17:53,269 +咪話皇上冇降你嘅官啊，就算係充你嘅軍，將你打入天牢，亦係栽培你嘅一番美意啊。 + +153 +00:17:54,021 --> 00:17:57,630 +施瑯猛咁話：係係係。個手掌心都出汗。 + +154 +00:17:58,776 --> 00:18:03,532 +索額圖捋下鬍鬚話：韋爵爺講得真係啱。 + +155 +00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:14,184 +玉不琢就不成器，你呢隻玉碗如果唔係又車又磨，只係一嚿粗糙石頭，有咩嘢用啊？ + +156 +00:18:14,856 --> 00:18:16,864 +施瑯話：係，係。 + +157 +00:18:17,943 --> 00:18:20,600 +韋小寶話：施將軍，請坐。 + +158 +00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:27,074 +聽講你以前喺鄭成功部下，為咗咩嘢事同佢鬧翻㗎？ + +159 +00:18:27,737 --> 00:18:36,123 +大人，卑職本來係鄭成功嘅父親鄭芝龍嘅部下，收尾，撥歸鄭成功統屬。 + +160 +00:18:36,941 --> 00:18:44,824 +鄭成功造反嘅時候，卑職見事不明，糊糊塗塗，就跟住統帥造反嘞。 + +161 +00:18:45,578 --> 00:18:47,449 +啊，你反清復。 + +162 +00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:53,211 +韋小寶本來想講你反清復明，係應該嘅噉。 + +163 +00:18:54,049 --> 00:19:03,543 +因為佢平時同天地會嘅弟兄喺一齊，講慣咗口，爭啲漏咗出嚟，好彩及時縮住，佢連忙話：誒噉收尾點啊？ + +164 +00:19:04,259 --> 00:19:16,765 +施瑯話：嗰一年鄭成功喺福建打仗，佢嘅根本地方呢，係喺廈門，大清兵突然奇襲，攻克廈門。 + +165 +00:19:17,174 --> 00:19:20,187 +鄭成功進退無路，十分狼狽。 + +166 +00:19:20,833 --> 00:19:29,101 +卑職罪該萬死，唔明白應該效忠王師，竟然帶兵又將廈門喺大清兵手上搶翻嚟。 + +167 +00:19:30,251 --> 00:19:35,174 +哦，你為鄭成功立咗件大功噃。 + +168 +00:19:36,073 --> 00:19:46,056 +當時，鄭成功亦升咗卑職嘅官，賞賜咗唔少嘢，不過收尾為咗一件小事，就鬧翻咗嘞。 + +169 +00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:48,327 +係咩嘢事呢？ + +170 +00:19:49,950 --> 00:19:54,866 +卑職屬下有一名小校，卑職派佢去探聽軍情。 + +171 +00:19:55,519 --> 00:20:02,400 +誰知呢個人又怕死又貪懶，出去喺荒山瞓咗幾日，就返嚟亂噏一通。 + +172 +00:20:03,430 --> 00:20:11,611 +我聽佢講得唔對路，就仔細噉問佢，結果就查明咗真相，就吩咐韞起佢，第二日斬首。 + +173 +00:20:12,355 --> 00:20:23,932 +點知道呢個小校非常狡猾，半夜啊逃跑咗，趯咗去鄭成功屋企，向鄭成功個夫人董夫人喊苦喊屈，話我冤枉咗佢。 + +174 +00:20:24,861 --> 00:20:36,059 +董夫人啊心腸軟，派人向我説情，要我饒恕呢個小校，話用人之際，唔應該擅殺部屬，以免士卒寒心噉。 + +175 +00:20:37,311 --> 00:20:52,082 +韋小寶聽佢講到董夫人，就想起陳近南嘅説話，呢個董夫人鐘意鄭克塽，幾時三番要改立佢做世子，不由得怒氣沖沖，佢話： + +176 +00:20:52,607 --> 00:20:57,458 +呢個衰婆，軍隊嘅事，佢女人之家識得乜鬼嘢吖？ + +177 +00:20:57,978 --> 00:21:01,135 +天下大事，就敗在呢種衰婆手上。 + +178 +00:21:01,553 --> 00:21:07,712 +部將犯咗軍法如果唔斬，噉就人人都犯軍法喇，仲能夠帶兵打仗嘅咩？ + +179 +00:21:08,139 --> 00:21:11,664 +呢個衰婆糊塗到極啊，就知道鐘意啲白板仔。 + +180 +00:21:12,930 --> 00:21:21,036 +施瑯啊點都估唔到佢聽咗呢件事會咁憤慨嘅，當堂引為知己，佢出力一拍大髀話： + +181 +00:21:21,883 --> 00:21:23,568 +韋大人講得真係啱嘞。 + +182 +00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:30,200 +你亦係帶慣兵嘅，知道兵法如山，克敵制勝全靠號令嚴明啊。 + +183 +00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:38,233 +嗰個衰婆講個説話，你唔使理佢，嗰個咩小校老校啊，捉翻嚟，嚓一刀就係喇。 + +184 +00:21:39,103 --> 00:21:42,707 +卑職當時嘅想法，同韋大人一模一樣啊。 + +185 +00:21:43,550 --> 00:21:50,494 +我對董夫人派嚟嘅人話：我施瑯係國姓爺嘅部將，只係奉國姓爺嘅將令嘅啫。 + +186 +00:21:51,009 --> 00:21:56,223 +噉我意思即係講，我唔係董夫人嘅部將，我唔奉夫人嘅將令。 + +187 +00:21:56,832 --> 00:22:00,812 +啱，邊個做衰婆嘅部將啊，噉就衰到貼地喇。 + +188 +00:22:01,766 --> 00:22:10,567 +索額圖同施瑯聽佢猛鬧董夫人做衰婆，都覺得好好笑，卻係點知道佢另外有一番私心呢。 + +189 +00:22:10,904 --> 00:22:15,724 +嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/157.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/157.srt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..bb94d001d2c2e68c57f95c3ea92b44175b939715 --- /dev/null +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/157.srt @@ -0,0 +1,739 @@ +1 +00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,359 +前文再續啊書接上一回啊。 + +2 +00:00:04,617 --> 00:00:13,857 +話説施瑯講畀韋小寶聽，話佢部下有一個小校，嚴重失職，誒施瑯要殺咗佢。 + +3 +00:00:14,769 --> 00:00:21,764 +呢個小校呢，趯咗去鄭成功屋企，搵鄭成功個夫人董夫人求情。 + +4 +00:00:22,684 --> 00:00:29,209 +董夫人就派人向施瑯求情，叫佢饒恕咗呢個小校，施瑯唔肯。 + +5 +00:00:30,699 --> 00:00:36,799 +佢話：施瑯係國姓爺嘅部將，只係奉國姓爺嘅將令嘅啫。 + +6 +00:00:38,774 --> 00:00:49,992 +董夫人嬲咗卑職嘅説話，竟然用咗個小校做府裏便嘅親兵，仲叫人傳話我聽，有本事就將嗰個小校拉嚟殺咗佢啦噉。 + +7 +00:00:51,102 --> 00:00:58,227 +卑職一時吞唔落呢啖氣，就親自去將嗰個小校一手捉住，一刀斬咗佢嘅人頭。 + +8 +00:00:59,504 --> 00:01:06,779 +韋小寶拍手大讚話：嘩，殺得好殺得妙！殺得乾淨利落，大快人心啊。 + +9 +00:01:07,791 --> 00:01:16,092 +施瑯話：卑職殺咗呢個小校，自己知道闖咗禍嘞，就去向鄭成功謝罪啦。 + +10 +00:01:16,936 --> 00:01:22,527 +我想，我立過大功，部屬犯咗軍法，殺佢並冇錯吖。 + +11 +00:01:23,755 --> 00:01:30,066 +但係鄭成功聽咗婦人之言，話我犯上不敬，即時就將我扣押起嚟。 + +12 +00:01:31,582 --> 00:01:36,727 +我想國姓爺英雄慷慨，一時之氣，韞我幾日就會算㗎嘞。 + +13 +00:01:37,804 --> 00:01:44,560 +點知道過咗好耐，我阿爹同細佬，以及我個妻子都畀人捉咗韞咗入監。 + +14 +00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:53,677 +我噉先至知道弊喇，鄭成功要殺我啊，我就趁住監守嘅人疏忽，趯咗出嚟。 + +15 +00:01:54,321 --> 00:02:03,135 +過咗冇幾耐就得到消息，鄭成功，將我全家殺到一個不留啊。 + +16 +00:02:04,929 --> 00:02:08,866 +唉，都係董夫人個衰婆唔好啦。 + +17 +00:02:09,676 --> 00:02:11,908 +韋小寶又擰頭又歎息。 + +18 +00:02:13,353 --> 00:02:25,086 +施瑯咬牙切齒噉話：鄭家同我仇深似海，只係可惜鄭成功死得早過頭嘞，呢個大仇報唔到。 + +19 +00:02:26,216 --> 00:02:33,641 +卑職發過重誓，總有一日，亦要將鄭家全家一個個殺到乾乾淨淨。 + +20 +00:02:34,936 --> 00:02:39,900 +韋小寶早就知道鄭成功海外為王，係個大英雄。 + +21 +00:02:41,273 --> 00:02:51,828 +但係聽見施瑯要殺鄭氏全家，噉梗係包括佢嘅大對頭鄭克塽在內嘞，覺得係志同道合噃，就猛咁岌頭話： + +22 +00:02:52,077 --> 00:02:56,159 +該殺，該殺，你唔報呢個仇啊，就唔係英雄好漢。 + +23 +00:02:57,352 --> 00:03:05,121 +施瑯自從畀康熙召嚟北京之後，只係見到皇帝一次，從此呢，就喺北京冇事做嘞。 + +24 +00:03:05,976 --> 00:03:12,227 +做嘅官，仍然係福建水師提督，爵位仍然係靖海將軍。 + +25 +00:03:13,143 --> 00:03:20,972 +不過喺北京領一份糧餉，無職無權，仲差過順天府衙門裏便一個小小嘅公差。 + +26 +00:03:22,523 --> 00:03:29,007 +以佢一個雄心勃勃嘅人，當然係坐困愁城，好似熱鑊上嘅螞蟻噉。 + +27 +00:03:30,243 --> 00:03:34,545 +呢三年之中，佢幾日就去兵部打個轉。 + +28 +00:03:35,185 --> 00:03:44,174 +送禮打點，錢係使得唔少啊，歷年來做官嘅積蓄，都填咗喺北京官場呢個無底洞裏便嘞。 + +29 +00:03:45,407 --> 00:03:52,502 +但係皇帝又唔再召見，回任福建嘅上諭，亦唔知何年何月先至得到手。 + +30 +00:03:53,363 --> 00:03:58,176 +到咗收尾，兵部衙門一聽到施瑯嘅名就頭赤喇。 + +31 +00:03:59,143 --> 00:04:03,756 +佢手頭已經好緊嘞，冇錢送禮，就邊個都唔再理佢。 + +32 +00:04:05,110 --> 00:04:11,554 +而家聽見韋小寶同佢傾得咁投機，覺得回任福建有希望嘞所以好興奮。 + +33 +00:04:13,092 --> 00:04:19,789 +索額圖話：施將軍，鄭成功殺你全家，確係唔應該。 + +34 +00:04:20,490 --> 00:04:24,840 +不過你亦因為噉樣而因禍得福，棄暗投明。 + +35 +00:04:25,551 --> 00:04:32,850 +如果唔係噉啊，恐怕你而家仲喺台灣抗拒王師，做嗰啲叛逆造反嘅事咯。 + +36 +00:04:33,619 --> 00:04:36,253 +施瑯話：索大人講得啱。 + +37 +00:04:37,595 --> 00:04:45,289 +韋小寶問佢話：鄭成功殺咗你全家，噉你一嬲之下就向大清投誠喇係咪？ + +38 +00:04:46,085 --> 00:04:52,870 +係。先帝恩重如山，卑職起義投誠，噉啊先帝派我喺福建辦事。 + +39 +00:04:53,982 --> 00:05:01,038 +卑職感恩圖報，奮不顧身，立咗啲微小功勞，升為福建同安副將。 + +40 +00:05:01,784 --> 00:05:09,288 +咁啱，鄭成功帶兵嚟進攻，噉卑職同佢拼命，全靠先帝洪福，大獲全勝。 + +41 +00:05:09,950 --> 00:05:13,000 +先帝大恩，升我為同安總兵。 + +42 +00:05:13,820 --> 00:05:26,011 +收尾，攻克咗廈門、金門同梧嶼，又聯合一批紅毛兵，坐住甲板船，用洋槍洋炮，將鄭成功打到落海而逃。 + +43 +00:05:26,584 --> 00:05:32,038 +噉先帝升卑職為福建水師提督，又加咗靖海將軍嘅頭銜。 + +44 +00:05:32,861 --> 00:05:43,440 +其實，卑職嘅功勞真係一分都冇，一來係我大清皇上福份大，二來，係朝中各位大人指示得宜啊。 + +45 +00:05:45,144 --> 00:05:54,950 +你以前，喺鄭成功軍隊嗰處吖，噉又喺福建同佢打咗幾場硬仗，台灣嘅情形，當然係好明白㗎嘞。 + +46 +00:05:55,577 --> 00:05:59,688 +皇上召你嚟問進攻台灣嘅方略，你點樣講啊？ + +47 +00:06:00,894 --> 00:06:06,365 +卑職啟奏皇上話：台灣係個海島，孤零零，易守難攻。 + +48 +00:06:07,096 --> 00:06:11,327 +台灣將士，都係當年跟隨鄭成功嘅百戰精兵。 + +49 +00:06:12,553 --> 00:06:21,028 +如果要進攻台灣，統兵官需要事權統一，內無掣肘，便宜行事，噉先至能夠成功。 + +50 +00:06:22,250 --> 00:06:28,181 +哦，噉你即係話要獨當一面，等你一個人嚟發號施令嘞噃？ + +51 +00:06:29,081 --> 00:06:30,733 +卑職唔敢咁狂妄。 + +52 +00:06:31,213 --> 00:06:35,565 +不過攻打台灣，需要出其不意，攻其無備。 + +53 +00:06:36,502 --> 00:06:47,771 +京師同福建距離幾千里，如果遇到有進攻台灣嘅好機會，上奏請示，等到朝中批示落嚟，講唔定時機已經失咗咯。 + +54 +00:06:48,684 --> 00:07:03,146 +台灣第二啲將領由自可啊，有一個陳永華，足智多謀，又有一個劉國軒驍勇善戰，係個好大嘅強敵，如果貿貿然出兵，好難打得贏㗎。 + +55 +00:07:04,573 --> 00:07:05,820 +你噉亦講得啱。 + +56 +00:07:06,420 --> 00:07:10,371 +皇上英明到極，唔會怪你呢説話講得唔啱嘅。 + +57 +00:07:11,306 --> 00:07:12,627 +你仲講咗啲咩添啊？ + +58 +00:07:14,112 --> 00:07:16,668 +皇上又問我進攻台灣嘅方略。 + +59 +00:07:17,611 --> 00:07:22,933 +卑職回奏話：台灣雖然兵精，到底為數唔多。 + +60 +00:07:23,886 --> 00:07:27,037 +大清攻台，應該雙管齊下。 + +61 +00:07:27,822 --> 00:07:32,263 +第一步，係用離間計，使到佢內部不和。 + +62 +00:07:32,908 --> 00:07:40,877 +最好啊散佈謠言，話陳永華有廢主自立之心，要同劉國軒兩個人陰謀篡位。 + +63 +00:07:41,573 --> 00:07:46,072 +噉鄭經一疑心呢，講唔定就會殺咗陳劉兩個人； + +64 +00:07:46,864 --> 00:07:52,058 +就算唔殺啊，亦必定唔肯重用，削咗兩個人嘅權柄㗎喇。 + +65 +00:07:52,791 --> 00:08:01,534 +陳劉兩個人，一相一將，係台灣嘅兩條大柱，能夠兩個人一齊鏟咗去當然最好啦。 + +66 +00:08:02,081 --> 00:08:07,564 +就算只係鏟去一個人，剩翻一個，亦係獨木難支大廈喇。 + +67 +00:08:08,322 --> 00:08:15,185 +韋小寶個心驚喇佢諗：豈有此理你嘩，你想害我師父啊？ + +68 +00:08:16,303 --> 00:08:20,674 +韋小寶問：仲有一個一劍無血馮錫范呢？ + +69 +00:08:21,021 --> 00:08:27,166 +施瑯好驚奇啊，就話：乜韋大人，居然連馮錫范亦知道啊？ + +70 +00:08:27,837 --> 00:08:32,297 +韋小寶話：我係聽皇上閒談嘅時候講起佢嘅。 + +71 +00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:36,823 +皇上對於台灣嘅內情都唔知幾清楚。 + +72 +00:08:37,365 --> 00:08:49,646 +皇上話啊，董夫人鐘意白板仔，鄭克塽，就唔鐘意世子鄭克臧，要個仔啊改立世子，不過鄭經又唔肯，啊有冇呢件事啊？ + +73 +00:08:50,681 --> 00:09:01,085 +施瑯又驚又佩服，佢就話：聖天子聰明智慧曠古少有，居於深宮之中明見萬里之外啊。 + +74 +00:09:01,272 --> 00:09:03,788 +皇上呢番説話一啲都冇錯。 + +75 +00:09:04,481 --> 00:09:15,794 +韋小寶話：你話攻打台灣有兩條法子吖，一條，係用反間計害死陳永華同劉國軒，噉另外一條係咩計啊？ + +76 +00:09:16,771 --> 00:09:20,697 +施瑯話：另一條就係用水師進攻嘞。 + +77 +00:09:21,622 --> 00:09:26,951 +淨係攻一路就好難成功嘅，需要三路齊攻至得。 + +78 +00:09:27,513 --> 00:09:39,941 +北攻雞籠港，中攻台灣府，南攻打狗港，只要有一路成功，登咗陸企穩咗腳，台灣人心一亂，噉就勢如破竹嘞。 + +79 +00:09:41,326 --> 00:09:45,107 +統帶水師喺海上打仗，你好內行㗎噃？ + +80 +00:09:46,053 --> 00:09:49,152 +卑職一生都喺水師，熟悉海戰啊。 + +81 +00:09:50,623 --> 00:09:52,960 +韋小寶心念一動，佢諗： + +82 +00:09:53,972 --> 00:10:00,029 +呢個人要去殺姓鄭嗰一家，噉做低鄭克塽呢個衰仔都唔錯。 + +83 +00:10:00,912 --> 00:10:06,090 +不過鄭成功係個大英雄噃，殺咗佢全家就講唔過去吖。 + +84 +00:10:07,263 --> 00:10:11,505 +何況佢攻台灣就係要害我師父噉點得㗎。 + +85 +00:10:12,742 --> 00:10:18,482 +嗯，佢善打海戰，派佢去做呢件事呢就一舉兩得嘞。 + +86 +00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:24,381 +韋小寶問索額圖話：大哥，你以為呢件事應該點做好呢？ + +87 +00:10:25,239 --> 00:10:36,334 +索額圖話：皇上英明，高瞻遠矚，諗過個嘢都冇遺漏㗎喇，我哋做奴才嘅，一切聽皇上吩咐辦事就係喇。 + +88 +00:10:37,175 --> 00:10:42,458 +韋小寶個心諗：哈你個滑頭鬼吖，乜嘢都唔肯黐身。 + +89 +00:10:43,027 --> 00:10:44,228 +噉就攞起隻焗盅。 + +90 +00:10:45,180 --> 00:10:48,796 +喺處侍候嘅僕人高聲噉叫：送客！ + +91 +00:10:49,651 --> 00:10:52,065 +施瑯起身行禮就告辭出去嘞。 + +92 +00:10:53,191 --> 00:10:56,317 +索額圖傾咗一陣閒偈，亦都告辭嘞。 + +93 +00:10:58,811 --> 00:11:04,346 +話說韋小寶入宮去見皇帝，稟告施瑯想進攻台灣嘅事。 + +94 +00:11:05,354 --> 00:11:12,623 +康熙話：先除三藩再平台灣，呢啲係根本嘅先後次序。 + +95 +00:11:13,519 --> 00:11:27,498 +施瑯呢個人才能係有嘅，我怕放佢返去福建之後，佢急於立功報仇輕舉妄動，反而使到台灣有咗戒備，因此一直留住佢喺北京啫嘛。 + +96 +00:11:28,502 --> 00:11:32,643 +韋小寶恍然大悟啊佢話：冇錯嘞冇錯嘞。 + +97 +00:11:33,079 --> 00:11:39,477 +施瑯一返到福建呢，一定要建造戰船、操演兵馬，搞到個打草驚蛇。 + +98 +00:11:39,698 --> 00:11:43,634 +噉我哋進攻台灣，一定要神不知，鬼不覺至得㗎嘛。 + +99 +00:11:44,882 --> 00:11:51,506 +等到人人都以為唔打咯，忽然間就打起嚟，打嗰個姓鄭嘅衰仔啊一個手忙腳亂。 + +100 +00:11:52,441 --> 00:11:56,991 +康熙微笑話：用兵虛實之道，就應該噉樣。 + +101 +00:11:57,613 --> 00:12:12,379 +仲有一層啊，遣將不如激將，我留施瑯喺北京，等佢全身嘅力氣都冇埞使，悶到佢死死下，等到一派出去，佢就會奮力效命唔敢偷懶嘞。 + +102 +00:12:13,535 --> 00:12:17,384 +皇上呢條計策啊，諸葛亮亦不過如此咋。 + +103 +00:12:17,886 --> 00:12:26,862 +奴才睇過一齣定軍山嘅戲噃，諸葛亮呢激到老黃忠搏命咁打，就一刀斬咗嗰個乜鬼嘢，春夏秋冬嘅大花面喇。 + +104 +00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:30,328 +呵呵呵，夏侯淵。 + +105 +00:12:30,577 --> 00:12:36,147 +啊係啊係啊，吖皇上記性真係好喇，睇完戲，連大花面個名都記得嘅。 + +106 +00:12:37,351 --> 00:12:40,676 +呢個大花面嘅名，書上面寫住㗎嘛。 + +107 +00:12:41,254 --> 00:12:43,130 +施瑯送咗咩禮物畀你啊？ + +108 +00:12:43,899 --> 00:12:46,959 +哎呀皇上乜嘢都知道㗎喎。 + +109 +00:12:47,145 --> 00:12:51,864 +冇，施瑯送咗一隻玉碗畀我啫嘛，不過，我唔係幾鐘意唧。 + +110 +00:12:53,152 --> 00:12:54,646 +隻玉碗有咩唔好啊？ + +111 +00:12:55,493 --> 00:12:59,076 +玉碗雖然係珍貴啊，不過一打就爛。 + +112 +00:12:59,604 --> 00:13:08,363 +奴才跟住皇上辦事，雙手捧嘅係一隻千年打唔爛，萬年唔生鏽嘅金飯碗，噉就大不相同咯。 + +113 +00:13:08,697 --> 00:13:11,451 +哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。 + +114 +00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:17,552 +皇上啊，奴才忽然想到一個主意，請皇上睇下能唔能夠做吖嗱？ + +115 +00:13:18,921 --> 00:13:20,081 +咩嘢主意啊？ + +116 +00:13:21,189 --> 00:13:25,481 +嗰個施瑯話啊，佢統帶水師，好會打海戰嘅。 + +117 +00:13:26,210 --> 00:13:32,387 +康熙左手喺枱上一拍佢話：好主意好主意！小桂子你好聰明啊。 + +118 +00:13:32,916 --> 00:13:35,765 +你就帶佢去遼東，派佢去打神龍島啦。 + +119 +00:13:36,746 --> 00:13:41,520 +韋小寶個心啊真係驚喇，佢望實康熙，過咗好耐先至話： + +120 +00:13:43,102 --> 00:13:51,420 +皇上實係神仙下凡定嘞，點解奴才個心裏便想嘅主意都仲未講出口，皇上就知道嘅呢？ + +121 +00:13:52,118 --> 00:13:58,710 +康熙微笑話：好喇好喇唔使托咁多大腳喇，小桂子，呢個法子好妙啊。 + +122 +00:13:59,363 --> 00:14:04,326 +我本來就擔心，你去攻打神龍島呢都唔知道能唔能夠成功嘅。 + +123 +00:14:05,254 --> 00:14:13,185 +施瑯係個打海戰嘅人才，噉啊叫佢去神龍島操練下先啦，不過事前唔能夠洩漏咗風聲啊。 + +124 +00:14:13,722 --> 00:14:14,681 +係，係。 + +125 +00:14:16,129 --> 00:14:19,231 +康熙即刻派人去傳咗施瑯嚟，對佢話： + +126 +00:14:20,253 --> 00:14:28,495 +朕派韋小寶去長白山祭天，佢一力舉薦，話你辦事能幹，要帶埋你一齊去。 + +127 +00:14:29,229 --> 00:14:32,757 +朕啊即管聽住先，不過就唔係點信嘅。 + +128 +00:14:33,713 --> 00:14:38,228 +韋小寶喺個心處笑嘞：諸葛亮喺度激老黃忠喇。 + +129 +00:14:38,908 --> 00:14:47,813 +施瑯又猛咁叩頭話：臣跟住韋都統去辦事，一定盡忠效命，奮不顧身，以報皇上天恩。 + +130 +00:14:48,324 --> 00:14:57,372 +康熙話：呢一次呢，係試一試你先，如果確實可以用嘞，將來再派你去辦第二啲事情。 + +131 +00:14:58,100 --> 00:15:02,462 +施瑯好歡喜，佢叩頭話：皇上天恩浩蕩。 + +132 +00:15:03,222 --> 00:15:11,506 +康熙話：呢件事非常機密，除咗韋小寶一個人之外，朝中冇人知道嘅。 + +133 +00:15:12,701 --> 00:15:16,963 +你一切遵從韋小寶個差遣就係嘞，你下去啦。 + +134 +00:15:17,478 --> 00:15:21,908 +施瑯叩咗頭，正話要退出去，康熙微笑話： + +135 +00:15:22,751 --> 00:15:28,089 +韋都統待你都唔錯，你打一隻大大嘅金飯碗送畀佢啦。 + +136 +00:15:28,743 --> 00:15:37,499 +施瑯應咗，但係唔明白皇上嘅用意噃，不過見到皇帝好歡喜噉樣，咪估計決唔會係壞事。 + +137 +00:15:38,251 --> 00:15:45,882 +韋小寶返到子爵府嘅時候，見到施瑯已經喺門口等嘞，噉講咗唔少感恩提拔嘅説話。 + +138 +00:15:46,660 --> 00:15:57,419 +韋小寶笑住話：施將軍啊，呢一次只好委屈你一下喇，請你喺我營裏便做一個小小參領，因為怕畀外人知覺啊。 + +139 +00:15:58,482 --> 00:16:03,224 +施瑯好歡喜就話：一切遵從都統大人吩咐。 + +140 +00:16:04,591 --> 00:16:16,457 +佢知道韋小寶派佢嘅職司越小，就越加當佢係自己人，噉將來飛黃騰達嘅機會就越多，如果派佢做個親兵噉就更加妙嘞。 + +141 +00:16:17,228 --> 00:16:22,949 +佢話：皇上吩咐卑職打隻金飯碗，奉呈都統。 + +142 +00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:25,681 +唔知都統大人歡喜咩嘢款式呢？ + +143 +00:16:26,651 --> 00:16:38,306 +韋小寶笑住話：呢啲係皇上嘅恩典，無論咩嘢款式，我哋做奴才嘅雙手捧住金飯碗食飯，個心都係感激皇恩浩蕩嘅。 + +144 +00:16:39,141 --> 00:16:41,242 +施瑯猛咁話係啊係啊噉。 + +145 +00:16:42,459 --> 00:16:48,513 +韋小寶個心諗：老子本來想逃之夭夭就辭官唔做㗎喇。 + +146 +00:16:48,931 --> 00:16:59,160 +而家搵到你呢個替死鬼，哼，最好呢你同洪教主拼個同歸於盡，你兩個壽與蟲齊啦。 + +147 +00:17:00,729 --> 00:17:12,555 +施瑯扯咗之後，韋小寶叫咗李力世、風際中、徐天川、玄貞道人等天地會嘅兄弟嚟，將經過嘅情形詳細講咗。 + +148 +00:17:13,406 --> 00:17:28,828 +李力世話：呢個姓施嘅賊子反叛國姓爺，又要攻打台灣，陷害總舵主，好彩佢撞正韋香主手裏便，我哋點樣擺佈佢先至好呢？ + +149 +00:17:30,026 --> 00:17:39,088 +韋小寶話：神龍教啊勾結吳三桂同羅剎國，而家皇帝派我帶埋施瑯去剿滅神龍教。 + +150 +00:17:39,607 --> 00:17:47,230 +我諗，等施瑯同神龍教打到個昏天黑地，兩敗俱傷，我哋再嚟個漁翁得利。 + +151 +00:17:48,071 --> 00:17:49,943 +眾人啊齊聲讚好。 + +152 +00:17:50,952 --> 00:17:57,936 +韋小寶話：施瑯精明能幹，我要靠佢打神龍島，就唔能夠殺咗佢先嘅。 + +153 +00:17:58,544 --> 00:18:02,139 +眾位阿哥要特別小心，咪畀佢睇出破綻啊。 + +154 +00:18:03,060 --> 00:18:12,060 +高彥超話：我哋都扮作驍騎營嘅官兵，平日少啲同佢見面，就算見到嘞，諒佢亦唔敢得罪我哋嘅。 + +155 +00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:19,293 +第日下午，施瑯啊捧住一個錦盒，嚟到子爵府求見。 + +156 +00:18:20,223 --> 00:18:27,299 +韋小寶打開錦盒，果然係一隻好大嘅金飯碗，都怕有成六七兩重嘅。 + +157 +00:18:27,823 --> 00:18:36,474 +施瑯話：卑職本該再打得大啲，就係怕，誒就係怕都統大人用起上嚟唔方便唧。 + +158 +00:18:38,011 --> 00:18:42,077 +韋小寶左手將金飯碗喺手裏便稱咗一稱，笑住話： + +159 +00:18:42,804 --> 00:18:48,337 +呵呵已經夠晒重咯，誒施將軍啊，上面咁多字，寫住啲咩嘢啊？ + +160 +00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:52,621 +中間四個大字，係公忠體國。 + +161 +00:18:53,354 --> 00:19:07,286 +上面呢行細字呢係，欽賜領內侍衛副大臣、兼驍騎營正黃旗都統、賜穿黃馬褂、巴圖魯勇號、一等子爵韋小寶。 + +162 +00:19:07,797 --> 00:19:13,144 +下便更細嘅字係，臣靖海將軍施瑯奉旨監造。 + +163 +00:19:14,363 --> 00:19:18,055 +韋小寶十分歡喜笑住話：真係多謝晒嘞。 + +164 +00:19:18,718 --> 00:19:27,039 +個心就話：冇錯喇，我嘅金飯碗係皇上賜嘅，你能夠畀我乜嘢金飯碗唧？ + +165 +00:19:28,281 --> 00:19:31,133 +呢個老施亦唔蠢得晒。 + +166 +00:19:31,993 --> 00:19:49,490 +過咗兩日，康熙頒下上諭：命令韋小寶帶同十門神武大炮，由大沽出海，渡遼東灣北上，先祭遼海，再登陸遼東，到長白山放炮祭天。 + +167 +00:19:50,987 --> 00:19:53,203 +韋小寶接咗上諭，個心諗： + +168 +00:19:53,701 --> 00:19:59,612 +呢次係去攻打神龍教，肥頭陀同陸高軒就唔好帶埋去嘞。 + +169 +00:20:00,620 --> 00:20:02,800 +就命令佢兩個人留喺北京。 + +170 +00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:10,110 +噉啊帶埋雙兒，同天地會兄弟，率領驍騎營人馬就嚟到天津。 + +171 +00:20:10,900 --> 00:20:20,723 +文武官員迎接欽差大臣，有啲係十分恭謹，馬屁十足，有啲呢係奉承得體，恰到好處。 + +172 +00:20:21,638 --> 00:20:33,762 +吖唯獨有一個鬍鬚佬武官啊，卻係神色傲慢，行禮嘅時候，顯然係敷衍了事，一啲都唔將韋小寶睇在眼內。 + +173 +00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:40,140 +韋小寶好嬲啊，即時就想發作嘞，不過轉念一想： + +174 +00:20:40,942 --> 00:20:49,200 +皇上吩咐過嘅，呢次一切要辦得十分秘密，唔好多生事端惹人談論。 + +175 +00:20:49,863 --> 00:20:54,246 +哼，你睇唔起我，唔通老子就睇得起你啊？ + +176 +00:20:55,660 --> 00:21:00,532 +好啦，我哋兩個嚟鬥下吖，睇下邊個做得官大啲吖？ + +177 +00:21:01,782 --> 00:21:10,472 +噉跟住又有個官大讚佢殺咗鰲拜嘅英雄事蹟，噉韋小寶啊洋洋自得，就唔去理嗰個鬍鬚佬嘞。 + +178 +00:21:11,559 --> 00:21:17,927 +當晚，韋小寶請咗天津水師營總兵嚟，攞出康熙密旨。 + +179 +00:21:19,609 --> 00:21:31,053 +嗰個水師營總兵叫做黃甫啊，見到密旨裏便吩咐佢帶領水師營官兵船隻，聽由欽差大臣指揮，去做軍情要務。 + +180 +00:21:32,319 --> 00:21:36,515 +黃甫接旨之後，躬身聽韋小寶訓示。 + +181 +00:21:37,431 --> 00:21:46,361 +韋小寶問咗水師營嘅官兵人數，船隻有幾多，就傳施瑯嚟，要佢同黃甫商量出海嘅事。 + +182 +00:21:46,988 --> 00:21:51,539 +自己就去後營，同眾兵將推牌九賭錢嘞。 + +183 +00:21:52,700 --> 00:22:00,622 +噉喺天津停留咗三日，水師營辦咗糧食、清水、彈藥、弓箭等等物資上船。 + +184 +00:22:01,299 --> 00:22:11,580 +韋小寶率領水師營同驍騎營官兵，大戰船十艘，二號戰船三十八艘，出海揚帆而去嘞。 + +185 +00:22:12,451 --> 00:22:16,338 +欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/158.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/158.srt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..1f5adecf1c657b745549891d88de3c9687dbf533 --- /dev/null +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/158.srt @@ -0,0 +1,811 @@ +1 +00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,488 +前文再續啊書接上一回啊。 + +2 +00:00:04,574 --> 00:00:09,645 +話說韋小寶率領水師，離開大沽嚟到海上。 + +3 +00:00:10,338 --> 00:00:24,221 +到咗而家，韋小寶先至宣示聖旨，話呢次，係去剿滅神龍島，上下官兵務須用命，成功之後各有升賞。 + +4 +00:00:25,286 --> 00:00:38,326 +眾官兵啊眼見自己方面人多勢眾，欽差大臣，又帶咗十門西洋大炮，而神龍島呢，不過係一群海盜盤踞嘅地方。 + +5 +00:00:39,244 --> 00:00:45,699 +大炮揈得幾炮，啲海盜仲唔打到清光咩？呢次立功升官係一定㗎嘞。 + +6 +00:00:46,621 --> 00:00:49,629 +於是人人歡呼就精神百倍。 + +7 +00:00:50,928 --> 00:00:57,594 +韋小寶坐喺主艦上便，想起上次去神龍島係畀方怡呃去嘅。 + +8 +00:00:58,853 --> 00:01:10,866 +呢個姑娘雖然係狡猾，但係嗰幾日喺海上一齊相處嘅温柔滋味，呢個時候諗起上嚟啊，仲係非常神往，佢諗： + +9 +00:01:12,154 --> 00:01:25,640 +一到島邊如果大炮亂轟，將神龍教嘅教眾轟死大半先，然後幾千名官兵一擁而上，噉啊洪教主武功再高佢都頂唔住嘅。 + +10 +00:01:26,423 --> 00:01:33,709 +不過噉樣一嚟，講唔定將我嗰個方怡一炮揈死咗就認真唔妥噃。 + +11 +00:01:34,029 --> 00:01:39,320 +就算唔死啊，揈鬼咗佢一隻手，噉啊夠可惜㗎啦。 + +12 +00:01:40,482 --> 00:01:46,260 +所以佢又想保住方怡冇事，又要滅咗神龍教兩全其美。 + +13 +00:01:47,132 --> 00:01:51,270 +於是就叫施瑯嚟，問佢進攻神龍島嘅計策。 + +14 +00:01:52,611 --> 00:02:01,892 +施瑯打開卷宗，攞出一張大地圖攤喺枱上，指住海裏頭一個小島話：呢個係神龍島嘞。 + +15 +00:02:03,065 --> 00:02:16,573 +韋小寶見到神龍島上面已經畫咗個圓圈，紅色嘅，三個紅色箭頭，由北、東、南三方面指向紅圈，佢不禁大為佩服喇就話： + +16 +00:02:17,462 --> 00:02:20,987 +原來你早就想好咗攻打神龍島嘅計策嘅。 + +17 +00:02:21,842 --> 00:02:28,531 +我係離開咗大沽之後先至頒布皇上嘅密旨嘅，乜點解你早就預備好地圖個呢？ + +18 +00:02:29,288 --> 00:02:37,610 +施瑯話：卑職聽講大人，係要由大沽經海路去遼東嘅，所以預備咗呢一帶嘅海圖。 + +19 +00:02:38,412 --> 00:02:43,004 +卑職一向喜歡海上生涯，海圖一直係睇慣咗嘅。 + +20 +00:02:43,721 --> 00:02:51,527 +哦，原來噉嘅，睇嚟我哋呢一戰必定係旗開得勝，船到成功喇。 + +21 +00:02:52,371 --> 00:02:56,129 +呢啲係托賴皇上嘅聖德，韋大人嘅威望。 + +22 +00:02:56,800 --> 00:03:06,499 +依卑職嘅淺見，我哋分兵三路，由島北、島東、島南三路進攻，留翻島西呢一路唔攻。 + +23 +00:03:07,213 --> 00:03:13,948 +噉轟咗輪大炮之後，島上嘅匪徒抵擋唔住嘞，多數會由島西落海逃走嘅。 + +24 +00:03:14,804 --> 00:03:20,547 +我哋喺島西三十里之外呢個小島嘅背後，埋伏定二十隻戰船。 + +25 +00:03:21,223 --> 00:03:33,775 +一等匪徒趯到嚟嘞，呢二十隻戰船湧出嚟攔住去路，大炮一響，北、東、南三路戰船跟住圍上嚟，將海盜嘅船隻圍喺中間。 + +26 +00:03:34,078 --> 00:03:38,194 +嗰陣時一網打盡，冇一個海盜能夠走得甩喇。 + +27 +00:03:38,893 --> 00:03:42,319 +韋小寶拍掌叫好，猛稱妙計。 + +28 +00:03:43,363 --> 00:03:52,251 +施瑯話：請大人率領中軍，喺呢個無名小島上面坐鎮督戰，務請唔好上船出戰喇。 + +29 +00:03:52,904 --> 00:04:05,365 +中軍之地必須穩如泰山，統帥嘅旗艦，如果有稍微損傷，好似畀大風吹斷咗桅杆啊噉，不免動搖軍心嘞。 + +30 +00:04:06,139 --> 00:04:08,904 +卑職統率戰船，三路進攻。 + +31 +00:04:09,154 --> 00:04:11,589 +黃總兵統率伏兵攔截。 + +32 +00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:20,195 +十隻小艇來回報告軍情，點樣行動請大人隨時發號施令，以便卑職同黃總兵遵行啊。 + +33 +00:04:21,502 --> 00:04:23,624 +韋小寶非常歡喜佢諗： + +34 +00:04:24,363 --> 00:04:34,372 +你呢個人真係精，明知我怕死，就叫我喺呢個三十里之外嘅小島上面坐鎮，嘿真係認真萬無一失喇。 + +35 +00:04:34,870 --> 00:04:43,289 +就算你哋全軍覆滅啊，老子都仲嚟得切上船溜之乎也，吖妙計，妙計！ + +36 +00:04:43,690 --> 00:04:45,187 +就大讚佢一番。 + +37 +00:04:45,902 --> 00:05:02,903 +施瑯話：卑職久仰韋大人嘅威名，得知韋大人當年親手殺死滿洲第一勇士鰲拜，將滿漢第一勇士嘅名號搶咗過嚟，因此欽賜巴圖魯勇號，武勇天下揚名啊。 + +38 +00:05:03,441 --> 00:05:17,581 +不過卑職只係擔心一件事，就係怕大人要上報天恩，打仗嘅時候奮不顧身，如果畀炮火損傷咗大人一隻手指尾，噉皇上必定係大大怪罪。 + +39 +00:05:17,945 --> 00:05:30,280 +噉卑職呢一生嘅前程，就從此𢰸晒喇，但係噉都唔緊要，至緊要嘅係辜負咗大人提拔重用嘅知遇大恩，卑職真係萬死莫贖。 + +40 +00:05:30,742 --> 00:05:34,980 +因此，務請大人體諒，保重萬金之體啊。 + +41 +00:05:35,513 --> 00:05:37,440 +韋小寶歎咗口氣話： + +42 +00:05:38,084 --> 00:05:41,932 +唉，坐船打仗，好好玩㗎嘛。 + +43 +00:05:42,341 --> 00:05:46,882 +我啊本來想親自衝鋒，將神龍教嘅教主捉住嘅。 + +44 +00:05:47,891 --> 00:05:52,186 +你既然噉樣講，噉誒，唯有等你去做啦。 + +45 +00:05:52,684 --> 00:05:57,849 +施瑯話：係，大人體諒下情，卑職感激不盡啊。 + +46 +00:05:58,458 --> 00:06:05,777 +韋小寶個心諗：你喺北京熬咗三年，已經精通做官嘅竅門嘞。 + +47 +00:06:06,248 --> 00:06:12,118 +老子本來想做低你嘅，睇你咁識做，真係有啲唔忍心喇。 + +48 +00:06:12,903 --> 00:06:19,430 +滿漢第一勇士呢個銜頭今日係第一次聽見唧，哈哈難為你想得出。 + +49 +00:06:20,201 --> 00:06:25,464 +韋小寶話：神龍島上便啊，有幾百名姑娘仔。 + +50 +00:06:26,211 --> 00:06:32,615 +其中有幾個係由皇宮逃跑去嘅，皇上吩咐，務必要生擒活捉。 + +51 +00:06:33,007 --> 00:06:37,739 +攻島個時候要小心在意至得，大炮呢就唔好亂放。 + +52 +00:06:38,421 --> 00:06:45,911 +如果揈死咗嗰幾名宮女，皇上必定怪罪嘅，你功勞再大都好，亦係功不抵過。 + +53 +00:06:46,382 --> 00:06:49,772 +呢件係第一件大事嚟啊，一定要記住啊。 + +54 +00:06:50,398 --> 00:06:51,751 +施瑯吃咗一驚話： + +55 +00:06:52,534 --> 00:06:56,485 +如果唔係大人關照，卑職爭啲闖咗大禍喇。 + +56 +00:06:57,018 --> 00:07:05,174 +呢次攻島，只要係女人，就只能夠活捉，唔能夠殺傷，總之冚𠾴唥捉翻嚟，由大人發落就係嘞。 + +57 +00:07:05,766 --> 00:07:06,765 +噉就啱喇。 + +58 +00:07:07,343 --> 00:07:10,554 +呢幾名宮女我係見過嘅，一見就認得出。 + +59 +00:07:10,990 --> 00:07:15,322 +不過呢種皇宮裏便嘅事呢，啊，啊你係知道㗎啦。 + +60 +00:07:15,616 --> 00:07:19,176 +係，大人望安，卑職守口如瓶。 + +61 +00:07:19,611 --> 00:07:22,792 +宮裏便嘅事情，邊度敢隨口亂講啊？ + +62 +00:07:24,121 --> 00:07:29,657 +噉眾戰船向東北進發，噉啊啱啱遇到額風，行得好慢。 + +63 +00:07:31,432 --> 00:07:38,374 +呢一日，神龍島已經唔遠嘞，施瑯指住左舷前方一座小島話： + +64 +00:07:39,083 --> 00:07:43,380 +嗰座小島，就係都統大人嘅大營駐扎嘅地方。 + +65 +00:07:44,024 --> 00:07:47,949 +呢座小島一向都冇名稱嘅，請大人賜個名啦。 + +66 +00:07:49,107 --> 00:07:55,800 +韋小寶撓下個頭殼，佢話：哎呀要我想個名啊真係攞我條命好過喇。 + +67 +00:07:56,932 --> 00:08:04,264 +誒噉啦，我哋推牌九，噉總係要將神龍島食到一乾二淨啦。 + +68 +00:08:04,838 --> 00:08:07,897 +呢個小島，就叫做通食島啦。 + +69 +00:08:08,368 --> 00:08:11,606 +施瑯笑住話：妙極妙極！ + +70 +00:08:12,473 --> 00:08:20,506 +韋大人坐鎮通食島，真係大吉大利，無論敵軍幾咁頑強厲害，總係要食清佢嘅。 + +71 +00:08:21,271 --> 00:08:28,574 +大人前關係一對天牌，嗰個係大人自己嘞，後關係至尊，噉梗係皇上啦。 + +72 +00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:32,933 +呢兩副牌攤出去，有乜法子唔通食呢？ + +73 +00:08:33,782 --> 00:08:40,843 +韋小寶哈哈大笑啊，佢喝一聲：誇啦啦，兵發通食島而去啊！ + +74 +00:08:41,689 --> 00:08:50,257 +呢句説話，係佢睇戲嘅時候學翻嚟嘅，而家唱出嚟，真係威風凜凜，意氣風發之至啊。 + +75 +00:08:51,261 --> 00:08:57,675 +噉幾十隻戰船，前後擁衛主帥旗艦，慢慢向住通食島駛去。 + +76 +00:08:59,526 --> 00:09:08,508 +忽然一隻小船上嘅兵士嗌起上嚟，過咗冇幾耐，小船駛近嚟稟報，話海上發現一具浮屍。 + +77 +00:09:09,742 --> 00:09:14,702 +韋小寶眉頭一皺個心諗：出師不利撞見浮屍。 + +78 +00:09:15,699 --> 00:09:18,043 +唔通我做呢個莊要通賠？ + +79 +00:09:18,884 --> 00:09:27,766 +施瑯話：恭喜大人旗開得勝，仲未曾開炮放箭，敵人已經死咗一名先嘞，真係大大嘅吉兆。 + +80 +00:09:28,121 --> 00:09:29,245 +卑職過去睇下。 + +81 +00:09:29,823 --> 00:09:32,067 +講完，就跳落小船嘞。 + +82 +00:09:32,995 --> 00:09:36,274 +過咗一陣，施瑯返上旗艦佢話： + +83 +00:09:37,130 --> 00:09:44,634 +啟稟都統大人，呢具浮屍手腳反綁，似乎係海盜謀財害命，推人落海嘅。 + +84 +00:09:45,552 --> 00:09:51,819 +啱啱講到呢度，小船上便又叫起嚟，話又發現兩具浮屍。 + +85 +00:09:53,132 --> 00:10:02,304 +韋小寶面色好難睇啊，呢陣時，施瑯亦講唔出咩好意頭嘅説話嘞，噉又再跳落小船去睇。 + +86 +00:10:03,394 --> 00:10:07,610 +返嚟旗艦嘅時候，卻係笑容滿面噃佢話： + +87 +00:10:08,317 --> 00:10:12,511 +回大人，呢三具浮屍，睇嚟係神龍島嘅。 + +88 +00:10:13,532 --> 00:10:16,003 +韋小寶問：你點知道呢？ + +89 +00:10:17,012 --> 00:10:27,328 +第一具屍首仲睇唔出咩嘢，收尾呢兩具屍體，顯然都係海盜嚟，佢哋身子壯健，一定係識武功嘅人啊。 + +90 +00:10:28,706 --> 00:10:31,252 +唔通係神龍島起內訌？ + +91 +00:10:32,645 --> 00:10:38,105 +啲風喺神龍島吹過嚟，呢三具浮屍，多數係順風飄嚟嘅。 + +92 +00:10:38,603 --> 00:10:47,984 +如果係敵人起內訌，韋大人呢個莊啊，就好似係食紅燒豆腐噉，咬都唔使咬，一啖就食晒喇。 + +93 +00:10:48,891 --> 00:10:58,084 +韋小寶手搭涼棚望開去，只見海上水汽蒸騰，白霧瀰漫，望唔見神龍島。 + +94 +00:10:59,052 --> 00:11:07,312 +忽然間，覺得海面上有個皮球噉嘅嘢，載浮載沉，漸漸飄過嚟，佢就問： + +95 +00:11:08,170 --> 00:11:10,291 +哎，嗰啲係咩嘢啊？ + +96 +00:11:11,211 --> 00:11:15,149 +施瑯睇咗一陣就話：呢嚿嘢有啲古怪嘞。 + +97 +00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:19,465 +就傳令落去，吩咐小船駛過去撈起嗰嚿嘢。 + +98 +00:11:20,483 --> 00:11:30,159 +一隻小船接到命令就駛過去撈起佢，船上嘅軍官大聲噉叫：又係一具浮屍，係個矮肥佬啊！ + +99 +00:11:31,505 --> 00:11:35,302 +韋小寶心中一動：唔通係佢？ + +100 +00:11:36,341 --> 00:11:38,636 +韋小寶話：抬上嚟等我睇下。 + +101 +00:11:39,999 --> 00:11:44,709 +三名水兵將嗰具浮屍啊抬上旗艦，放喺甲板上便。 + +102 +00:11:46,102 --> 00:11:53,833 +呢個矮肥佬手腳都畀牛皮綁住咗，韋小寶一睇，果然就係瘦頭陀。 + +103 +00:11:55,002 --> 00:12:03,489 +佢本來就已經極之肥㗎嘞，呢個時候飲飽咗水，個肚啊漲到高高，十足十個大皮球。 + +104 +00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:13,267 +只見啲海水喺個口處不斷咁流出嚟，過咗一陣，佢個肚腩一起一伏，呼吸起嚟嘞。 + +105 +00:12:14,002 --> 00:12:17,153 +眾官兵話：浮屍翻生啊！ + +106 +00:12:18,299 --> 00:12:26,257 +施瑯扚起瘦頭陀，將佢後腰放喺船頭嘅鏈墩上便，個頭一低，口裏便嘅海水流得更加快嘞。 + +107 +00:12:27,216 --> 00:12:33,501 +過咗一陣，瘦頭陀突然一彈而起，鬧咗一聲：死人頭你嘩！ + +108 +00:12:34,208 --> 00:12:36,609 +跌翻落嚟嘅時候，坐喺船頭。 + +109 +00:12:37,174 --> 00:12:40,736 +眾官兵嚇咗一跳，跟住就哈哈大笑。 + +110 +00:12:42,054 --> 00:12:49,325 +瘦頭陀雙手出力一擢，但係牛皮索浸濕咗水就更加堅韌，邊度擢得斷呢？ + +111 +00:12:49,849 --> 00:12:53,619 +佢擰擰頭，雙眼迷迷濛濛佢問： + +112 +00:12:54,326 --> 00:12:58,737 +喂，呢度係龍宮吖，定係陰間啊？ + +113 +00:12:59,844 --> 00:13:04,778 +韋小寶笑住話：呢度係龍宮，我就係海龍王。 + +114 +00:13:05,298 --> 00:13:07,096 +眾官兵又試笑起上嚟。 + +115 +00:13:08,358 --> 00:13:11,954 +瘦頭陀擘大雙蒙豬眼，睇實韋小寶，佢話： + +116 +00:13:12,791 --> 00:13:16,713 +你，你，誒，點解喺呢處嘅？ + +117 +00:13:17,772 --> 00:13:20,431 +韋小寶怕佢洩漏自己嘅隱私就話： + +118 +00:13:21,177 --> 00:13:27,301 +呢個嘢奇形怪狀，講唔定知道神龍島個底細啊，快啲提到我個艙裏便審問。 + +119 +00:13:28,024 --> 00:13:31,346 +兩名親兵將瘦頭陀提入韋小寶嘅坐艙。 + +120 +00:13:32,203 --> 00:13:37,872 +韋小寶話：你哋喺外邊侍候，唔聽見我叫你哋就唔使入嚟嘞。 + +121 +00:13:38,766 --> 00:13:42,519 +等到親兵閂埋艙門喇，韋小寶就問佢： + +122 +00:13:43,514 --> 00:13:49,940 +瘦頭陀，你武功好高㗎，點解會畀人綁住掉咗落大海啊？ + +123 +00:13:50,639 --> 00:13:57,002 +瘦頭陀話：老子又唔係武功天下第一，點解唔會畀人哋綁住掉入海啊？ + +124 +00:13:57,788 --> 00:14:01,448 +嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿，你打唔過教主呢？ + +125 +00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:05,996 +噉有咩好笑啊？有邊個能夠打得過教主唧？ + +126 +00:14:07,409 --> 00:14:08,829 +你點解得罪教主啊？ + +127 +00:14:09,580 --> 00:14:12,223 +邊個敢得罪教主佢老人家噃？ + +128 +00:14:12,765 --> 00:14:22,358 +夫人話毛東珠喺皇宮裏便辦事不力，欺瞞教主，要將佢送入神龍窟餵龍，我，我，我。 + +129 +00:14:23,416 --> 00:14:35,373 +韋小寶明白嘞，嗰晚喺慈寧宮裏便，假太后對佢師父九難講，佢係明朝大將毛咩龍嘅女，叫做毛東珠，就笑住話： + +130 +00:14:36,260 --> 00:14:41,177 +你喺皇宮裏便同毛東珠瞓埋一床，好快活噃。 + +131 +00:14:42,203 --> 00:14:45,438 +瘦頭陀好得意噉話：係定啦。 + +132 +00:14:46,621 --> 00:14:49,183 +你呢條命係我救嘅，係唔係啊？ + +133 +00:14:50,250 --> 00:14:51,492 +就算係啦。 + +134 +00:14:51,919 --> 00:14:53,176 +咩嘢算唔算唧？ + +135 +00:14:53,830 --> 00:14:57,493 +你如果話我冇救翻你條命，噉亦好容易嘅啫。 + +136 +00:14:58,200 --> 00:14:59,339 +點樣容易啊？ + +137 +00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:04,344 +我再將你推翻落海，噉就算冇救過你條命噉咪得囉。 + +138 +00:15:04,691 --> 00:15:11,064 +唔好啊，唔好啊，你浸死我唔緊要啊，我個東珠妹妹，就冇命㗎喇。 + +139 +00:15:11,949 --> 00:15:15,303 +佢冇命咪冇命囉，橫掂你都死咗㗎喇。 + +140 +00:15:15,375 --> 00:15:17,035 +誒唔好啊，唔好啊。 + +141 +00:15:18,179 --> 00:15:20,067 +如果我放咗你你又點啊？ + +142 +00:15:20,684 --> 00:15:25,628 +噉我多謝你啦，我仲要再上神龍島，去救我阿東珠妹妹㗎。 + +143 +00:15:26,357 --> 00:15:29,004 +吖你真係有情有義噃。 + +144 +00:15:29,622 --> 00:15:37,578 +韋小寶諗：皇上要捉老舉乸，我都唔知幾擔憂啊冇地方搵到佢。 + +145 +00:15:37,871 --> 00:15:43,840 +嗯啱喇，而家跟住呢個矮肥佬，老舉乸一定可以搵得到嘅。 + +146 +00:15:44,931 --> 00:15:51,277 +但係呢個人武功高強，一放咗佢，噉就係放虎容易捉虎難嘞。 + +147 +00:15:51,730 --> 00:15:54,790 +哼，講唔定一下喎嗬，反咬我一啖添。 + +148 +00:15:55,754 --> 00:16:03,350 +瘦頭陀話：好彩神龍島而家打到天翻地覆，再救人啊就方便得多喇。 + +149 +00:16:04,293 --> 00:16:07,578 +韋小寶一聽精神為之一振啊，連忙問： + +150 +00:16:08,367 --> 00:16:11,125 +神龍島上面點解打到天翻地覆啊？ + +151 +00:16:12,330 --> 00:16:16,903 +五龍門你打我我打你，已經打咗十幾日喇。 + +152 +00:16:17,260 --> 00:16:22,038 +邊個畀邊個捉到啊，就綁住手腳，掉落大海餵海龍。 + +153 +00:16:22,993 --> 00:16:24,451 +為咩事打起上嚟嘅啫？ + +154 +00:16:25,708 --> 00:16:29,812 +瘦頭陀打側個頭，打斜眼睇住韋小寶佢話： + +155 +00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:37,870 +東珠妹妹講，你係本教白龍使，執掌五龍令嘅，點會唔知道㗎你？ + +156 +00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:44,348 +我奉咗教主嘅命令，去中原辦事吖嘛，島上嘅事情就唔清楚嘞。 + +157 +00:16:45,390 --> 00:16:48,086 +瘦頭陀突然間大聲怪叫。 + +158 +00:16:48,579 --> 00:16:50,822 +韋小寶嚇咗一跳啊退開兩步。 + +159 +00:16:51,781 --> 00:16:59,246 +門外便嗰四名親兵聽到怪叫，怕呢個矮肥佬傷咗都統大人，手執佩刀一齊衝入嚟。 + +160 +00:17:00,001 --> 00:17:04,308 +噉啊見到矮肥佬手腳被綁，坐喺地下，噉先至放心。 + +161 +00:17:05,081 --> 00:17:09,276 +韋小寶揮一揮手話：你哋出翻去啦，冇事。 + +162 +00:17:09,949 --> 00:17:11,563 +四個親兵啊退翻出去。 + +163 +00:17:12,691 --> 00:17:15,737 +韋小寶話：你怪叫咩啊你？ + +164 +00:17:16,521 --> 00:17:23,791 +瘦頭陀話：弊喇，你係教主同夫人嘅心腹，我啊乜嘢事都同你講咗喇。 + +165 +00:17:24,989 --> 00:17:35,210 +噉亦有咩弊唧？嗱，你就當我冇救起你，你仲喺大海嚟，飄啊飄啊，咕嚕咕嚕咕嚕猛飲海水咪得囉。 + +166 +00:17:35,872 --> 00:17:40,556 +死人頭吖，啲海水啊，好鹹㗎唔好飲㗎。 + +167 +00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:47,215 +你唔想飲鹹水，就老老實實講我聽，五龍門為咩事自己打起上嚟？ + +168 +00:17:48,784 --> 00:17:54,184 +我同東珠妹妹返到神龍島嘅時候，佢哋已經打咗好幾日喇。 + +169 +00:17:54,699 --> 00:18:03,126 +我一問人，原來青龍使許雪亭，有一晚忽然間畀人殺死咗，佢房間地下有一把血刀。 + +170 +00:18:03,699 --> 00:18:10,097 +收尾查到，呢把血刀啊，係赤龍使無根道人嘅大弟子何盛嘅。 + +171 +00:18:11,226 --> 00:18:16,764 +韋小寶聽到許雪亭畀人哋殺死，微微一驚，佢即時就諗： + +172 +00:18:17,773 --> 00:18:19,932 +多數係洪教主派人殺嘅。 + +173 +00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:30,796 +瘦頭陀又話：教主好嬲啊，問何盛為咩事要暗殺青龍使，何盛啊死都唔認，話冇殺青龍使。 + +174 +00:18:31,512 --> 00:18:36,663 +收尾青龍門嘅門下，為掌門使報仇，就殺咗何盛。 + +175 +00:18:37,332 --> 00:18:40,143 +噉赤龍門同青龍門就打起上嚟喇。 + +176 +00:18:41,542 --> 00:18:47,266 +噉淨係赤龍同青龍兩門嘅事啫，點解你話五龍門打到一塌糊塗呢？ + +177 +00:18:48,388 --> 00:18:57,989 +我都唔知點解啊，黑龍門又幫青龍門，黃龍門又幫赤龍門，噉你殺我我殺你，打到不亦樂乎啊。 + +178 +00:18:59,072 --> 00:19:00,329 +噉我個白龍門呢？ + +179 +00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:05,948 +你係白龍使，點解自己門裏便嘅事都會唔知嘅呢？ + +180 +00:19:06,900 --> 00:19:10,630 +我唔係同你講過囉，我唔喺島上梗係唔知吖嘛。 + +181 +00:19:11,758 --> 00:19:20,219 +你門下分成為兩派，老兄弟一派，幫青龍門，少年弟子又一派，幫赤龍門。 + +182 +00:19:21,872 --> 00:19:25,907 +五龍門打群架，噉教主唔通唔理咩？ + +183 +00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:30,599 +大家都打到㷫晒，教主都鎮壓唔了咯。 + +184 +00:19:31,490 --> 00:19:38,868 +正話講到呢處，只覺得隻船已經停駛嘞，拋錨入海，原來已經到咗通食島。 + +185 +00:19:40,182 --> 00:19:49,024 +韋小寶行到船頭，只見島上樹木茂盛，山丘起伏，地方睇嚟都唔錯嘅，就對施瑯話： + +186 +00:19:50,017 --> 00:19:55,760 +神龍島啊到處都係毒蛇，你派人上去探下先，睇下通食島有冇蛇啦。 + +187 +00:19:56,381 --> 00:20:01,520 +施瑯接咗命令，就派咗十隻小艇，扒去島上面睇下。 + +188 +00:20:02,498 --> 00:20:05,593 +噉班水兵啊登陸之後，入去樹林搜索。 + +189 +00:20:06,203 --> 00:20:13,118 +冇幾耐就點起火把，即係話，島上平靜無事，並冇敵人蹤跡，亦冇毒蛇。 + +190 +00:20:14,081 --> 00:20:17,850 +噉先鋒隊登陸喇，搭起中軍營帳。 + +191 +00:20:18,817 --> 00:20:24,118 +一面繡住斗大韋字嘅帥旗，喺中軍帳前高高升起。 + +192 +00:20:24,951 --> 00:20:28,014 +搞掂晒喇，韋小寶先至落艇。 + +193 +00:20:28,650 --> 00:20:32,946 +施瑯同黃總兵啊左右護衞，登陸通食島。 + +194 +00:20:33,751 --> 00:20:40,041 +咪吹響號角，燒起炮仗，眾軍士躬身行禮，啊都幾熱鬧啊。 + +195 +00:20:41,343 --> 00:20:50,427 +韋小寶昂昂然行入中軍帳坐落，吩咐親兵將瘦頭陀韞喺營後便，攞啲酒肉畀佢食。 + +196 +00:20:51,063 --> 00:20:58,227 +但係就唔好解佢手腳上嘅牛皮索，仲要再加上幾條鐵鏈綁住以策萬全。 + +197 +00:20:59,033 --> 00:21:01,076 +跟住呢，傳下將令： + +198 +00:21:01,797 --> 00:21:08,927 +命令施瑯率領三十組戰船，分別喺神龍島東、北、南三面進攻。 + +199 +00:21:09,656 --> 00:21:18,424 +又命令黃總兵率領其餘戰船，埋伏喺通食島西側，一聽施瑯發出號炮，就駛出嚟攔截。 + +200 +00:21:18,682 --> 00:21:29,262 +噉啊邊一艘戰船喺前便，邊一艘戰船接應，邊隊衝鋒邊隊側擊，冚𠾴唥都分派得井井有條指示周詳啊。 + +201 +00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:48,704 +黃總兵及水師營裏便嘅副將、參將、守備，驍騎營嘅參領、佐領等大小軍官，見到都統大人小小年紀，居然咁熟悉水戰策略，計謀精妙指揮合宜，個個都深為歎服。 + +202 +00:21:49,486 --> 00:21:59,543 +點知呢啲冚𠾴唥都係出於施瑯嘅策劃，呢位都統大人啊，只不過喺台前依樣畫葫蘆，唱一齣雙簧而已唧。 + +203 +00:21:59,738 --> 00:22:04,033 +嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/159.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/159.srt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e3acd1c0015d429dfd3bd5228404b72bc0f05cf0 --- /dev/null +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/159.srt @@ -0,0 +1,875 @@ +1 +00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,351 +前文再續啊書接上一回啊。 + +2 +00:00:04,142 --> 00:00:08,460 +話說韋小寶啊按照施瑯嘅策劃，分派任務。 + +3 +00:00:09,293 --> 00:00:12,910 +噉當日，眾軍士食飽戰飯。 + +4 +00:00:13,603 --> 00:00:21,119 +傍晚時分，一艘艘戰船駛出去，噉啊約定第二朝早卯時啊，就三面進攻嘞。 + +5 +00:00:22,181 --> 00:00:25,282 +卯時即係，朝早五點到七點。 + +6 +00:00:26,624 --> 00:00:30,613 +到咗第二日朝早，韋小寶登上瞭望台。 + +7 +00:00:31,522 --> 00:00:40,198 +呢個台係軍士趕搭㗎喇，向東面瞭望，隱約聽見遠處炮響，火花閃動。 + +8 +00:00:40,887 --> 00:00:50,981 +海面上，捲起一團團嘅濃煙，咪知道施瑯呢，喺度發炮進攻，不由得擔心方怡嘅安全嘞。 + +9 +00:00:51,887 --> 00:01:03,014 +但係想到施瑯做事謹慎，自己呢又再三再四叮囑，唔好殺傷島上嘅女子，噉啊估計佢呢，必定加以小心嘅。 + +10 +00:01:04,272 --> 00:01:11,303 +佢喺瞭望台上面企咗一陣，攰嘞，就返去中軍帳，攞出六粒骰仔，噉佢諗： + +11 +00:01:12,192 --> 00:01:16,581 +呢一次如果大獲全勝呢，就擲個滿堂紅。 + +12 +00:01:17,070 --> 00:01:22,907 +一擲，哈，誰知冚𠾴唥都係黑色，連一粒紅色嘅都冇。 + +13 +00:01:23,649 --> 00:01:26,267 +豈有此理，你都同我搗亂？ + +14 +00:01:26,929 --> 00:01:33,742 +就使作弊手法，將六粒骰仔都係三點嘅朝上，用手力輕輕一轉。 + +15 +00:01:34,467 --> 00:01:40,414 +呢次啊果然有五粒骰仔呢係紅色嘅四點，不過仲係有一粒黑色嘅五點。 + +16 +00:01:40,980 --> 00:01:45,812 +佢明知係自己作弊，唔算好手氣啊，不過噉亦高興咗啲。 + +17 +00:01:46,959 --> 00:01:50,852 +雙兒斟咗一杯茶嚟，畀韋小寶飲，佢話： + +18 +00:01:51,199 --> 00:01:56,826 +相公，你唔使擔心嘅，呢一次啊，一定打個大勝仗嘅。 + +19 +00:01:57,721 --> 00:01:58,660 +你點知道啊？ + +20 +00:01:59,578 --> 00:02:03,432 +我哋咁多大炮開起嚟，人哋點頂得住吖？ + +21 +00:02:04,531 --> 00:02:07,727 +噉韋小寶同雙兒傾偈打發時候。 + +22 +00:02:08,724 --> 00:02:18,312 +忽然聽見號炮連響，跟住號角呢又嗚嗚聲咁吹，韋小寶嗱嗱聲走出中軍帳，上咗瞭望台。 + +23 +00:02:19,104 --> 00:02:32,682 +只見遠處神龍島上升起三條大火柱，直衝雲霄，全島都畀黑煙籠罩住，估計神龍島呢，已經畀大炮轟成一片焦土嘞。 + +24 +00:02:33,460 --> 00:02:41,482 +又見一隻隻戰船向東便駛去，不過海上戰船來往呢就極之緩慢㗎。 + +25 +00:02:42,242 --> 00:02:48,045 +佢喺瞭望台上面企咗好耐，亦唔見到神龍島上有船隻逃跑出嚟； + +26 +00:02:48,641 --> 00:02:55,811 +更見唔到施瑯同黃總兵點樣東西夾擊，於是又返去中軍帳休息嘞。 + +27 +00:02:56,800 --> 00:03:05,628 +等咗兩個幾時辰，親兵嚟報告話，先頭見到煙花信號嘞，兩路戰船，都向都統大人報捷噉。 + +28 +00:03:06,117 --> 00:03:07,877 +韋小寶好歡喜。 + +29 +00:03:08,663 --> 00:03:15,130 +佢只係望方怡平安無事，頭髮都冇畀炮火燒燶一條就更加好喇。 + +30 +00:03:16,169 --> 00:03:27,008 +又過咗個幾時辰，就快挨晚嘞，親兵嚟報告，話有幾隻小船啊押咗俘虜，正在駛緊嚟通食島。 + +31 +00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:35,247 +韋小寶好歡喜喇好似滾水淥腳噉就走到海邊，果然見到五隻船仔啊駛過嚟。 + +32 +00:03:36,060 --> 00:03:39,639 +韋小寶叫親兵問隻船仔，捉到啲咩人啊噉。 + +33 +00:03:40,155 --> 00:03:45,697 +小船上面有人應話：呢一批都係女人，男人啊喺後便。 + +34 +00:03:46,343 --> 00:03:51,544 +韋小寶好歡喜啊：施瑯辦事果然妥當啊。 + +35 +00:03:52,235 --> 00:03:56,131 +噉就睩大雙眼猛咁望，希望見到方怡咯噃。 + +36 +00:03:57,250 --> 00:03:59,981 +當然最好仲能夠活捉到老舉乸。 + +37 +00:04:00,850 --> 00:04:10,389 +如果再將嗰個千嬌百媚嘅洪夫人捉到，嘩喺船上每日睇多佢幾眼，噉就更加妙不可言咯。 + +38 +00:04:11,404 --> 00:04:20,630 +等咗好耐下，五隻小船先至靠岸，驍騎營官兵大聲噉呼喝，押咗二百幾名女子上嚟。 + +39 +00:04:21,634 --> 00:04:33,017 +韋小寶一個一個噉睇，只見都係赤龍門下嘅少女，人人垂頭喪氣，有啲係衣衫破爛，有啲身上帶傷。 + +40 +00:04:33,578 --> 00:04:37,425 +一直睇睇到最後一個，始終唔見方怡。 + +41 +00:04:38,224 --> 00:04:42,128 +韋小寶好失望啦，就問：仲有女仔冇啊？ + +42 +00:04:42,782 --> 00:04:46,858 +一名佐領話：啟稟都統大人，後便仲有啊。 + +43 +00:04:47,448 --> 00:04:53,724 +而家有三隊人馬，喺島上搜索，就係毒蛇太多喇，搜索起嚟就慢咗啲。 + +44 +00:04:55,100 --> 00:04:57,923 +嗰個神龍教嘅教主有冇捉到啊？ + +45 +00:04:58,550 --> 00:04:59,928 +呢場仗係點樣打㗎？ + +46 +00:05:01,130 --> 00:05:07,799 +啟稟都統大人，今朝一早，三十隻戰船就逼近岸邊，一齊發炮嘞。 + +47 +00:05:08,499 --> 00:05:14,382 +大家遵從大人嘅吩咐，發三炮，停一停，打嘅只係島上嘅空地。 + +48 +00:05:15,422 --> 00:05:19,104 +等到島上有人出嚟抵抗喇，就排炮轟出去。 + +49 +00:05:19,563 --> 00:05:27,375 +都統大人真係料事如神啊，用呢個法子只係轟咗三次唧，就轟死咗教匪四五百人嘞。 + +50 +00:05:27,882 --> 00:05:36,524 +噉收尾，有一大隊少年，唔怕死噉猛咁衝鋒，仲大叫話咩嘢，洪教主百戰百勝，壽比南山。 + +51 +00:05:36,911 --> 00:05:43,694 +錯喇，錯喇，洪教主永享仙福，壽與天齊。 + +52 +00:05:44,324 --> 00:05:45,432 +吖，係，係。 + +53 +00:05:45,735 --> 00:05:52,520 +誒都統大人原來對教匪早就瞭如指掌嘞，唔怪得大軍一出，勢如破竹啦。 + +54 +00:05:52,831 --> 00:05:57,184 +教匪叫嘅，的確係壽與天齊啊，誒卑職講錯咗咯。 + +55 +00:05:57,971 --> 00:05:59,034 +收尾點啊？ + +56 +00:05:59,882 --> 00:06:08,257 +呢班少年呢，好似發咗癲噉噃，衝到海邊，上咗小船，想上我哋大船嚟搶啲大炮。 + +57 +00:06:08,639 --> 00:06:19,573 +我哋都唔理佢，等佢哋幾十隻船仔駛到海中間嘅時候，噉先至發炮，景轟景轟，三十幾隻小船呀，一齊沉晒。 + +58 +00:06:19,804 --> 00:06:23,856 +三千幾名少年教匪，個個都葬身大海啊。 + +59 +00:06:24,434 --> 00:06:29,717 +呢啲賊仔臨死嘅時候，仲喺處大叫洪教主壽與天齊噉啊。 + +60 +00:06:30,711 --> 00:06:35,021 +韋小寶個心諗：你都嚟謊報軍情喇吓。 + +61 +00:06:35,847 --> 00:06:42,383 +神龍教嘅少年，最多亦不過八九百人啫，邊度有三千幾名咁多㗎？ + +62 +00:06:42,979 --> 00:06:50,020 +好在殺敵越多，功勞就越大，就算報佢四千五千，又有咩緊要吖？ + +63 +00:06:50,978 --> 00:06:58,559 +嗰個佐領話：噉清除咗少年教匪之後呢，就有一大群人走到去島嘅西面，上船逃走嘞。 + +64 +00:06:59,212 --> 00:07:03,649 +我哋各戰船遵照都統大人嘅計策，隨後追住去。 + +65 +00:07:04,146 --> 00:07:09,684 +卑職呢帶隊上島搜索，男嘅女嘅，總共已經捉到三四百人。 + +66 +00:07:09,974 --> 00:07:16,399 +施大人吩咐，先將呢一批女教匪送嚟通食島，等都統大人盤查啊。 + +67 +00:07:17,750 --> 00:07:19,441 +韋小寶點咗點頭。 + +68 +00:07:20,489 --> 00:07:26,490 +呢一仗雖然係打勝嘞，但係見唔到方怡，總之係極之唔放心。 + +69 +00:07:27,321 --> 00:07:30,333 +唔知轟炮個時候會唔會轟死咗佢呢？ + +70 +00:07:30,996 --> 00:07:31,362 +唔得。 + +71 +00:07:32,069 --> 00:07:34,764 +韋小寶擰轉身，再去睇嗰批女子。 + +72 +00:07:35,372 --> 00:07:39,510 +突然之間，見到一個面口圓圓嘅少女。 + +73 +00:07:40,321 --> 00:07:49,175 +佢當堂想起嘞，嗰日教主召集大家聚會，呢個少女曾經話自己係肥頭陀嘅私生子。 + +74 +00:07:50,092 --> 00:07:53,807 +又喺自己塊面呢搣咗一下，踢咗一腳𦣇柚。 + +75 +00:07:54,862 --> 00:07:58,413 +一想起呢件事，佢又想惡作劇咯喎。 + +76 +00:07:59,835 --> 00:08:10,592 +佢行到個少女面前，出力噉喺佢塊面處搣咗一下，嗰個姑娘尖聲大叫鬧佢話：哎吖，狗賊，你，你。 + +77 +00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:16,556 +韋小寶笑騎騎噉話：阿媽，你唔記得你嘅仔喇？ + +78 +00:08:17,624 --> 00:08:23,844 +嗰個姑娘好奇怪，擘大雙眼望實佢，噉啊依稀覺得有啲面善喇。 + +79 +00:08:24,710 --> 00:08:29,502 +但係點都想唔起呢個清兵大官，就係本教嘅白龍使。 + +80 +00:08:30,432 --> 00:08:33,614 +韋小寶問：你叫做咩名啊？ + +81 +00:08:34,488 --> 00:08:39,980 +嗰個姑娘話：快啲殺咗我啦，你想問我啲嘢啊我一句都唔回答。 + +82 +00:08:40,881 --> 00:08:44,360 +好啊，你唔回答吖嘛？嚟人啊。 + +83 +00:08:45,067 --> 00:08:47,278 +幾十名親兵一齊應：喳。 + +84 +00:08:48,091 --> 00:08:55,441 +將呢個妹釘帶落去，全身嘅衣服同佢剝到乾乾淨淨，打佢一百板𦣇柚。 + +85 +00:08:56,228 --> 00:09:00,386 +眾親兵又試嗌一聲：喳！行前就要拖佢嘞。 + +86 +00:09:01,191 --> 00:09:06,359 +嗰個少女啊嚇到面無人色，連忙話：唔好啊，我講喇，我講喇。 + +87 +00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:14,366 +韋小寶一揮手，叫啲親兵唔好拖佢，微微笑話：噉你叫做咩嘢名吖？ + +88 +00:09:15,046 --> 00:09:19,538 +嗰個少女啊驚到乜嘢噉，到而家先至流出眼淚，佢話： + +89 +00:09:19,910 --> 00:09:23,741 +我，我叫做，雲素梅。 + +90 +00:09:24,582 --> 00:09:26,828 +你係唔係赤龍門門下㗎？ + +91 +00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:28,652 +係。 + +92 +00:09:30,212 --> 00:09:36,748 +你哋赤龍門有個方怡方姑娘，收尾啊調咗去白龍門嘅，你識唔識佢啊？ + +93 +00:09:37,454 --> 00:09:37,913 +識。 + +94 +00:09:38,930 --> 00:09:42,859 +佢去咗白龍門之後，已經升咗做小隊長喇。 + +95 +00:09:43,778 --> 00:09:48,019 +好啊，升咗官喇？佢喺邊處啊而家？ + +96 +00:09:49,012 --> 00:09:57,760 +今日上午，你哋，你哋開炮個時候，我仲見過方姐姐嘅，收尾，收尾一亂就冇見到佢咯。 + +97 +00:09:58,740 --> 00:10:04,722 +韋小寶聽講方怡今日仲喺島上便，就稍為放心啲，佢嘅心諗： + +98 +00:10:05,991 --> 00:10:13,483 +嗰日你喺我𦣇柚踢咗一腳，哼呢一腳啊，今日你個私生子就要踢翻你喇。 + +99 +00:10:13,838 --> 00:10:20,068 +行到佢後便，提起隻腳，正話要踢佢嘅時候，帳外親兵報告話： + +100 +00:10:20,477 --> 00:10:24,380 +啟稟都統大人，又捉咗一批俘虜返嚟啊。 + +101 +00:10:25,131 --> 00:10:33,183 +韋小寶個心一歡喜，呢一腳呢就唔踢喇，嗱嗱聲趯到海邊，噉啊見到有隻小戰船嚟緊。 + +102 +00:10:33,783 --> 00:10:38,679 +又過咗一陣，韋小寶睇清楚船頭有幾個女子企響處。 + +103 +00:10:39,499 --> 00:10:46,922 +其中有個人呢依稀就係方怡，佢歡喜到乜嘢噉，飛奔落海灘，啲海上一直浸到佢腳坳。 + +104 +00:10:48,112 --> 00:10:57,162 +嗰隻戰船又駛近咗幾丈，果然呢個女子就係方怡嘩歡喜到佢啊，真係非同小可啊大叫話： + +105 +00:10:57,509 --> 00:10:59,334 +快啲快啲，快啲駛過嚟。 + +106 +00:11:00,304 --> 00:11:06,704 +忽然間，嗰隻戰船搖咗幾搖，打咗個轉，船上幾名水手大叫起嚟： + +107 +00:11:07,015 --> 00:11:10,136 +哎呀弊喇，撞到淺灘喇，擱淺喇。 + +108 +00:11:11,157 --> 00:11:17,750 +只聽見方怡喺度叫：小寶，小寶啊，係唔係你啊？ + +109 +00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:28,235 +韋小寶呢個時候仲邊度顧得咩都統大人嘅身份啦，就高聲大叫：好姐姐，係我啊，小寶喺呢度啊！ + +110 +00:11:28,832 --> 00:11:37,835 +方怡話：小寶，你快啲嚟救我啦，佢哋綁住我啊，小寶，小寶啊，你快啲嚟啦。 + +111 +00:11:38,507 --> 00:11:40,724 +你唔使擔心㗎，我嚟救你。 + +112 +00:11:41,231 --> 00:11:47,553 +韋小寶即係跳上一隻傳遞軍情嘅小艇，吩咐水手話：快啲扒，快啲扒過去。 + +113 +00:11:48,300 --> 00:11:52,307 +噉小艇上面嗰四名水手攞起漿，就猛咁扒喇。 + +114 +00:11:53,113 --> 00:12:02,856 +忽然間，岸上有個人飛身一跳，上咗小艇，佢係雙兒啊，佢話：相公，我同你過去睇下啦。 + +115 +00:12:03,750 --> 00:12:09,048 +韋小寶心花怒放就話：雙兒啊，你估嗰個人係邊個吖嗱？ + +116 +00:12:09,838 --> 00:12:15,220 +我知道，你話係你嘅少奶吖嘛，嗰日我都叫過少奶喇。 + +117 +00:12:15,847 --> 00:12:19,824 +不過，不過呢位少奶唔肯應我唧。 + +118 +00:12:20,442 --> 00:12:25,816 +嘿佢嗰時候怕醜啫嘛，嗱呢次你再叫啦，我非要佢應你不可。 + +119 +00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:31,697 +嗰隻戰船仍然喺度慢慢噉打轉，小艇啊迅速扒埋去。 + +120 +00:12:32,248 --> 00:12:35,715 +方怡話：小寶啊，真係你啊？ + +121 +00:12:36,612 --> 00:12:38,702 +聽佢把聲都唔知幾歡喜。 + +122 +00:12:39,067 --> 00:12:41,090 +韋小寶話：係我啊。 + +123 +00:12:41,699 --> 00:12:45,522 +就喝佢身邊嘅軍官話：快啲同呢位姑娘鬆綁。 + +124 +00:12:46,284 --> 00:12:49,568 +個軍官應咗，就解開方怡手上嘅繩索。 + +125 +00:12:50,288 --> 00:12:53,694 +方怡張開手臂，等候韋小寶過去嘞。 + +126 +00:12:54,710 --> 00:13:00,121 +兩隻船靠近喇，戰船上嘅軍官話：都統大人小心啊。 + +127 +00:13:00,828 --> 00:13:04,664 +韋小寶企起身，嗰個軍官伸手掹佢上去。 + +128 +00:13:05,441 --> 00:13:09,390 +韋小寶一上船頭，就撲埋方怡嘅懷抱佢話： + +129 +00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:13,164 +好姐姐，我想你啊真係想到我死啊。 + +130 +00:13:13,511 --> 00:13:15,883 +講完兩個人緊緊噉擁抱。 + +131 +00:13:16,904 --> 00:13:19,454 +突然間，隻船逳喇。 + +132 +00:13:20,001 --> 00:13:24,844 +韋小寶都唔得閒諗啊，只係抱住方怡，就想去吻佢個嘴。 + +133 +00:13:25,874 --> 00:13:29,461 +忽然覺得後頸一緊，畀人哋一手揦實。 + +134 +00:13:30,242 --> 00:13:35,311 +一個嬌媚異常嘅聲音話：白龍使，你好吖嘛？ + +135 +00:13:36,063 --> 00:13:41,167 +呢次你帶人攻破神龍島，功勞好大噃。 + +136 +00:13:42,018 --> 00:13:49,333 +韋小寶一聽見係洪夫人把聲，嚇到佢魂飛天外，知道大事不妙喇，就出力掙扎。 + +137 +00:13:50,058 --> 00:13:56,917 +點知畀方怡抱住逳都唔逳得，跟住條腰一痛，已經畀人點住穴道嘞。 + +138 +00:13:57,781 --> 00:14:02,961 +呢個變故突然而來，韋小寶一時之間啊好似發夢噉。 + +139 +00:14:03,750 --> 00:14:09,119 +佢個心裏便只有一個念頭：弊喇弊喇弊喇，方怡呢個衰女又呃咗我。 + +140 +00:14:10,091 --> 00:14:15,310 +就擘大喉嚨大叫：嚟人喇，嚟人喇，快啲救我啊！ + +141 +00:14:16,418 --> 00:14:20,080 +方怡啊輕輕放翻開佢，企埋一便。 + +142 +00:14:21,024 --> 00:14:24,801 +韋小寶穴道被點，企唔穩嘞，嘣敢坐低。 + +143 +00:14:25,486 --> 00:14:35,417 +只見隻戰船扯咗風帆，正在向北方飛快噉駛過去，自己坐嚟嗰隻小艇呢，已經喺十幾丈之外嘞。 + +144 +00:14:36,142 --> 00:14:40,791 +隱約聽見岸上官兵，喺度大聲呼叫喝問。 + +145 +00:14:42,434 --> 00:14:43,823 +佢喺個心處禱告： + +146 +00:14:44,641 --> 00:14:50,906 +天公菩薩保佑啊，施瑯同黃總兵，快啲派船攔截，誒不過千祈唔好開炮啊。 + +147 +00:14:52,081 --> 00:14:58,203 +噉啊聽見通食島上眾官兵嘅呼叫聲漸漸遠嘞，終於聽唔到嘞。 + +148 +00:14:59,052 --> 00:15:04,262 +放眼四望大海茫茫，竟然一隻船都唔見。 + +149 +00:15:05,502 --> 00:15:14,506 +佢所統帶嘅戰船雖然係好多，但係都派咗去攻打神龍島，有啲就喺通食島同神龍島之間攔截。 + +150 +00:15:14,799 --> 00:15:22,577 +咪講話呢個時候唔知道主帥已經嘅被俘啦，就算知道咗，海上相隔幾十里咁遠，又點追得到呢？ + +151 +00:15:23,653 --> 00:15:31,494 +韋小寶坐喺艙板上便，慢慢擔高頭，見到幾名驍騎營軍官對住佢冷笑噃。 + +152 +00:15:32,511 --> 00:15:41,579 +佢定一定神，噉先至睇清楚，原來一個係瘦頭陀，一個係陸高軒，一個係肥頭陀。 + +153 +00:15:42,414 --> 00:15:52,374 +佢唔明白喇：矮冬瓜係綁住喺中軍帳後便嘅，嗯，實係畀陸高軒同肥頭陀救咗佢出嚟定嘞。 + +154 +00:15:53,326 --> 00:15:57,820 +不過佢哋兩個人，明明喺北京㗎，點解會嚟到呢處嘅呢？ + +155 +00:15:58,554 --> 00:16:04,364 +再擰轉頭一望，只見秀麗嬌美嘅洪夫人笑吟吟噉望住自己。 + +156 +00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:08,964 +洪夫人喺韋小寶面珠搣咗一下笑住話： + +157 +00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:14,924 +都統大人，你小小年紀不過真係厲害啊。 + +158 +00:16:15,872 --> 00:16:20,624 +韋小寶話：教主同夫人仙福永享，壽與天齊。 + +159 +00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:24,394 +屬下呢次辦事唔妥當啊，冇咩功勞唧。 + +160 +00:16:25,134 --> 00:16:29,606 +好，好妥當啊，冇咩唔妥吖。 + +161 +00:16:30,197 --> 00:16:42,442 +教主佢老人家非常稱讚你啊，話你帶領清兵，炮轟神龍島，轟到島上嘅樹木房屋融融爛爛，燒到變灰。 + +162 +00:16:43,249 --> 00:16:50,824 +佢老人家向來料事如神嘅，不過呢次就估錯喇，佢好佩服你啊。 + +163 +00:16:51,919 --> 00:16:57,934 +韋小寶到咗呢個地步，知道條命喺人哋手上，哀求亦係冇用嘅。 + +164 +00:16:58,593 --> 00:17:04,031 +眼前只有胡鬧，再隨機應變係嘞，佢就笑住話： + +165 +00:17:04,876 --> 00:17:08,344 +教主佢老人家福體安康，我真係想念佢啊。 + +166 +00:17:08,664 --> 00:17:18,982 +屬下呢一排呢時時都想起夫人，日日都祝禱你越嚟越年輕美貌，等教主佢老人家，陪住你嘅時候呢仙福永享啊。 + +167 +00:17:19,627 --> 00:17:21,926 +洪夫人咭咭聲咁笑佢話： + +168 +00:17:22,712 --> 00:17:30,385 +你呢隻馬騮仔吖，到咗呢個時候仲係唔知死活，仲喺度同我油嘴滑舌。 + +169 +00:17:31,532 --> 00:17:34,041 +你話我係唔係越嚟越年輕美麗呢？ + +170 +00:17:35,501 --> 00:17:37,400 +韋小寶歎一口氣佢話： + +171 +00:17:38,309 --> 00:17:42,296 +唉，夫人啊，你呃我啊呃得好淒涼啊。 + +172 +00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:45,110 +我咩嘢事呃你啊？ + +173 +00:17:46,142 --> 00:17:54,516 +先頭清兵捉咗一批島上嘅姊妹嚟，都係赤龍門嘅年輕姑娘，收尾話，又有一船姐妹嚟喇噉。 + +174 +00:17:55,040 --> 00:18:00,490 +我就企喺海邊望啦，見到咗夫人，一時認唔出噃，個心就話： + +175 +00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:06,133 +嘩，赤龍門幾時新嚟咗個咁年輕貌美嘅姑娘仔啊？ + +176 +00:18:06,391 --> 00:18:08,417 +係咪教主夫人嘅妹妹啊？ + +177 +00:18:08,977 --> 00:18:11,443 +呢個靚女啊要快啲過去睇下先。 + +178 +00:18:11,982 --> 00:18:18,552 +夫人，我心慌意亂，跳上船嚟睇下呢個靚女啦，點知竟然係夫人你自己喎。 + +179 +00:18:19,380 --> 00:18:23,413 +洪夫人聽到一味咁笑，笑到個身都震埋。 + +180 +00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:30,291 +佢雖然着住驍騎營軍官嘅服裝，仍然係冚唔住身材嘅風流婀娜。 + +181 +00:18:31,356 --> 00:18:34,063 +瘦頭陀就唔耐煩喇，喝佢話： + +182 +00:18:34,672 --> 00:18:43,698 +你呢個貪戀美色嘅死仔吖，喺夫人面前，都膽敢咁發噏瘋，睇我唔抽你嘅筋，剝你嘅皮吖嗱。 + +183 +00:18:44,599 --> 00:18:50,300 +韋小寶話：你呢個人啊一嚿飯噉啊，我唔想同你講咁多廢話啊。 + +184 +00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:54,194 +我點一嚿飯啊？你自己先至一嚿飯啊。 + +185 +00:18:54,701 --> 00:19:02,206 +我伏喺海上面扮浮屍，你都睇唔出，居然仲將我救上船，打聽神龍島嘅事。 + +186 +00:19:02,712 --> 00:19:10,696 +我就遵照教主嘅吩咐，同你亂噏一通，你就句句都信以為真嘞，你仲唔係一嚿飯？ + +187 +00:19:11,992 --> 00:19:14,092 +韋小寶喺個肚處鬧自己嘞： + +188 +00:19:14,910 --> 00:19:18,738 +真係一嚿飯噉啊你，韋小寶你嘅嘢啊抵死有餘啊。 + +189 +00:19:19,356 --> 00:19:25,856 +瘦頭陀內功深湛，要扮浮屍，話咁容易啦你噉都想唔到？ + +190 +00:19:26,429 --> 00:19:34,064 +仲居然對佢嘅説話深信不疑，以為神龍島上啊真係發生咗內訌，就一切都唔防備嘞。 + +191 +00:19:35,339 --> 00:19:40,983 +韋小寶話：我中咗教主同夫人嘅計啫嘛，唔係我一嚿飯噉啊。 + +192 +00:19:41,672 --> 00:19:45,038 +哦，你好叻，你好聰明。 + +193 +00:19:45,549 --> 00:19:47,041 +我梗係聰明啦。 + +194 +00:19:47,557 --> 00:19:55,052 +不過我同你講吖，就算係天下最聰明嘅人呢，只要喺教主同夫人手下，就邊個都搵唔到着數嘅。 + +195 +00:19:55,461 --> 00:20:01,677 +呢啲係教主同夫人神機妙算，算無遺策，勢如破竹，大功告成。 + +196 +00:20:02,478 --> 00:20:08,376 +佢講到大功告成嘅時候，不禁向洪夫人個櫻桃小嘴望咗一眼。 + +197 +00:20:09,371 --> 00:20:11,680 +洪夫人又笑咗一笑，佢話： + +198 +00:20:12,632 --> 00:20:19,927 +白龍使，你真係高明過瘦頭陀好多，講佢係講唔過你嘅。 + +199 +00:20:20,621 --> 00:20:22,577 +你點解話佢一嚿飯噉呢？ + +200 +00:20:23,774 --> 00:20:27,614 +夫人啊，呢個瘦頭陀就已經見過夫人㗎啦。 + +201 +00:20:28,250 --> 00:20:35,747 +夫人好似仙女噉，所以無論邊個只要見過夫人一眼呢，邊處仲會再去睇第二個女人㗎？ + +202 +00:20:37,490 --> 00:20:39,319 +我點解話佢好似一嚿飯噉呢？ + +203 +00:20:39,937 --> 00:20:44,749 +因為我知道啊佢個心念念不忘嘅呢仲掛住第二個女人。 + +204 +00:20:45,300 --> 00:20:49,547 +瘦頭陀，呢個女人係邊個，要唔要我講出嚟啊？ + +205 +00:20:50,425 --> 00:20:54,322 +瘦頭陀一聲大哮喝佢話：唔能夠講！ + +206 +00:20:55,081 --> 00:21:00,712 +韋小寶笑住話：誒嘿唔講咪就唔講，呢，你師弟就比你高明得多呢。 + +207 +00:21:01,347 --> 00:21:06,980 +佢自從見到夫人之後，就話從今之後，再冇興致睇第二個女子喇。 + +208 +00:21:07,964 --> 00:21:13,212 +肥頭陀塊面一紅低聲話：亂講，邊有噉嘅事呢？ + +209 +00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:20,054 +韋小寶話：冇？唔通你見到夫人之後，仲想再去睇第二個女人咩？ + +210 +00:21:21,012 --> 00:21:30,409 +肥頭陀耷低個頭佢話：老衲係出家人，六根清淨四大皆空，個心裏便，早就冇男女嘅事喇。 + +211 +00:21:32,130 --> 00:21:40,960 +老和尚念經啊有口無心，你師兄同你一樣，亦係頭陀啫，又點解日日都想住佢個契家婆呢？ + +212 +00:21:42,149 --> 00:21:44,426 +韋小寶個心啊不停咁思索： + +213 +00:21:45,188 --> 00:21:54,650 +我明明吩咐佢同陸先生啊留喺北京等我嘅，點解佢兩個會同埋夫人喺一齊呢真係奇哉怪也喇。 + +214 +00:21:55,876 --> 00:22:02,346 +肥頭陀就話：師兄還師兄，我還我，兩個人不能一概而論嘅。 + +215 +00:22:03,627 --> 00:22:05,701 +我睇你哋兩個啊都差唔多個啫。 + +216 +00:22:06,239 --> 00:22:10,347 +你師兄為人雖然係糊塗，不過呢就老實過你啲。 + +217 +00:22:10,701 --> 00:22:18,264 +哼，你哋師兄弟兩個人啊，搞𢰸咗教主同夫人嘅大事啊，實在係罪大惡極啊。 + +218 +00:22:18,935 --> 00:22:25,577 +肥瘦二頭陀一齊話：亂講！我哋點樣搞𢰸咗教主同夫人嘅大事啊？ + +219 +00:22:26,266 --> 00:22:30,940 +嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/160.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/160.srt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..64cdddf7e9b13f0df215b934893c7af3a7adbd61 --- /dev/null +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/160.srt @@ -0,0 +1,795 @@ +1 +00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,473 +前文再續啊書接上一回啊。 + +2 +00:00:04,912 --> 00:00:12,916 +話説韋小寶，話肥瘦二頭陀搞𢰸咗教主同夫人嘅大事，罪大惡極。 + +3 +00:00:13,826 --> 00:00:20,236 +肥瘦二頭陀即刻話：亂講！我哋點樣搞𢰸咗教主同夫人嘅大事啊？ + +4 +00:00:21,553 --> 00:00:23,731 +韋小寶冷笑唔回答嘞。 + +5 +00:00:25,191 --> 00:00:29,862 +佢喺一時之間，亦講唔出一番説話嚟誣賴佢哋兩個。 + +6 +00:00:30,613 --> 00:00:41,707 +不過預先埋伏一條線索，等到明白肥陸兩個人為咩事由北京嚟到神龍島喇，噉再嚟捏造一啲説話，使到洪夫人疑心。 + +7 +00:00:43,284 --> 00:01:01,450 +佢捩轉頭望下大海，只見大海茫茫，竟然冇一隻船追嚟，偶然隱約聽見遠遠幾下炮聲，估計係施瑯同黃總兵仲喺度率領戰船，圍殲神龍教嗰啲逃跑嘅船隻。 + +8 +00:01:03,094 --> 00:01:05,929 +陸高軒見佢雙眼睩嚟睩去就話： + +9 +00:01:06,501 --> 00:01:14,669 +夫人，呢個人係本教大罪人，我哋稟告教主，就將佢掉落大海喂海龍罷啦。 + +10 +00:01:15,482 --> 00:01:18,303 +韋小寶大吃一驚啊佢心諗： + +11 +00:01:18,877 --> 00:01:25,376 +我呢個小白龍係假貨咋，假白龍落海啊，就係咁大㗎嘞喂。 + +12 +00:01:26,468 --> 00:01:30,120 +洪夫人話：教主仲有説話問佢啊。 + +13 +00:01:30,893 --> 00:01:32,493 +陸高軒話：係。 + +14 +00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:37,463 +就喺韋小寶背脊推一推話：去參見教主。 + +15 +00:01:38,823 --> 00:01:46,921 +韋小寶睇咗方怡一眼，只見佢神情木木獨獨，冇釐表情，佢嬲到不得了。 + +16 +00:01:47,593 --> 00:01:51,509 +佢話：方姑娘，恭喜你喇。 + +17 +00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:55,270 +方怡話：恭喜我咩嘢啊？ + +18 +00:01:56,342 --> 00:02:01,366 +你為本教立咗大功吖嘛，教主仲會話唔升你嘅職咩？ + +19 +00:02:02,037 --> 00:02:04,328 +方怡哼咗一聲，冇答佢。 + +20 +00:02:04,937 --> 00:02:07,876 +洪夫人話：大家都入嚟啦。 + +21 +00:02:08,673 --> 00:02:12,097 +陸高軒捉住韋小寶後領，將佢扚入船艙。 + +22 +00:02:13,430 --> 00:02:17,306 +只見洪教主，赫然坐喺船艙裏便。 + +23 +00:02:18,203 --> 00:02:23,590 +韋小寶啊雖然畀人捉住，雙腳離地，但係佢搶住話： + +24 +00:02:24,097 --> 00:02:30,642 +教主同夫人仙福永享，壽與天齊，屬下白龍使參見教主同夫人。 + +25 +00:02:31,621 --> 00:02:33,182 +陸高軒將佢放低。 + +26 +00:02:33,858 --> 00:02:39,962 +方怡等人一齊躬身話：教主仙福永享，壽與天齊。 + +27 +00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:51,029 +佢哋雖然亦想討好洪夫人，但呢句説話向來講慣咗嘞，畢竟唔願厚起面皮，加埋同夫人三個字。 + +28 +00:02:52,337 --> 00:02:58,490 +韋小寶見到洪教主雙眼望住船艙外便嘅大海，好似聽唔見噉。 + +29 +00:02:59,692 --> 00:03:11,636 +又見佢身邊企住四個人，係赤龍使無根道人、黃龍使殷錦、青龍使許雪亭、黑龍使張淡月。 + +30 +00:03:12,993 --> 00:03:17,280 +韋小寶心念一動，就擰轉頭對瘦頭陀話： + +31 +00:03:17,907 --> 00:03:22,355 +你呢個嘢亂咁造謠言，話教主同夫人有難啊噉。 + +32 +00:03:22,817 --> 00:03:30,603 +噉我就不顧一切趕嚟救駕啦，誰知教主同夫人一啲事都冇，幾位掌門使邊度有造反唧？ + +33 +00:03:31,756 --> 00:03:37,226 +洪教主冷冰冰噉話：你有咩嘢説話講啊？ + +34 +00:03:37,746 --> 00:03:48,529 +韋小寶話：屬下奉教主同夫人之命，混入皇宮，得咗兩部經書，收尾去雲南吳三桂平西王府呢，又得咗三部經書啊。 + +35 +00:03:49,552 --> 00:03:59,154 +洪教主嗰兩道眼眉，輕輕向上一揚，佢問：你得咗五部啊？啲經書呢？ + +36 +00:03:59,957 --> 00:04:10,289 +喺皇宮得嗰兩部，屬下已經派陸高軒呈上教主同夫人喇，教主同夫人話屬下辦事妥當，叫陸高軒賜咗仙藥啊。 + +37 +00:04:10,987 --> 00:04:12,443 +洪教主點一點頭。 + +38 +00:04:13,241 --> 00:04:22,218 +韋小寶又話：雲南得到嗰三部，屬下放喺北京一個非常穩陣嘅地方，叫肥頭陀同陸高軒看住。 + +39 +00:04:23,454 --> 00:04:27,412 +肥頭陀同陸高軒當堂面色都變晒，連忙話： + +40 +00:04:27,472 --> 00:04:33,219 +冇，冇啊，邊有噉嘅事啊？教主你老人家唔好聽佢亂講啊。 + +41 +00:04:34,220 --> 00:04:45,760 +韋小寶話：經書總共有八部，屬下得到線索，另外嗰三部呢多數都能夠攞到手嘅，我預備攞到之後呢，一齊呈上神龍島。 + +42 +00:04:46,195 --> 00:04:51,703 +已經得到嗰三部經書，屬下就恐怕畀人哋偷咗去吖，所以就砌喺牆裏便。 + +43 +00:04:52,241 --> 00:04:55,673 +我吩咐陸高軒同肥頭陀一步都唔好離開㗎嘞。 + +44 +00:04:56,474 --> 00:05:03,400 +陸高軒、肥頭陀，我叫你哋喺間屋處看住唔好四圍走，點解你兩個人嚟咗呢處啊？ + +45 +00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:09,556 +如果失咗寶經，誤咗教主同夫人嘅大事，呢個責任邊個擔當啊？ + +46 +00:05:10,824 --> 00:05:15,077 +肥陸兩個人，你睇我我睇你冇說話講嘞。 + +47 +00:05:15,912 --> 00:05:18,550 +過咗一陣，陸高軒先至話： + +48 +00:05:19,421 --> 00:05:23,410 +你又冇話墻裏便收埋寶經喺處，我哋點知道啊？ + +49 +00:05:24,055 --> 00:05:33,577 +韋小寶話：教主同夫人吩咐落嚟嘅事，越係機密就越好，多一個人知道就會多一分洩漏嘅危險。 + +50 +00:05:34,213 --> 00:05:38,150 +我對你哋兩個啊，老實講吖，亦唔係點信得過㗎啫。 + +51 +00:05:38,890 --> 00:05:45,874 +我每日朝早起身，一定要大聲噉念誦：教主同夫人仙福永享，壽與天齊。 + +52 +00:05:46,475 --> 00:05:49,841 +每次食飯、每日瞓覺又必定再念一次。 + +53 +00:05:50,486 --> 00:05:57,698 +不過你兩個人呢離開咗神龍島之後，未曾稱讚過教主一句神通廣大，腰腎魚湯嘅。 + +54 +00:05:58,751 --> 00:06:04,158 +陸高軒同肥頭陀兩個人塊面啊青一陣白一陣，個心驚嘞。 + +55 +00:06:05,342 --> 00:06:15,147 +離開咗神龍島之後，佢兩個人的確冇念過教主仙福永享壽與天齊嘅説話，想唔到畀呢個衰仔捉到雞腳。 + +56 +00:06:15,964 --> 00:06:18,391 +但呢個衰仔又幾時念過啊？ + +57 +00:06:19,411 --> 00:06:27,673 +陸高軒話：你自己犯咗滔天大罪，而家花言巧語想討好教主同夫人放生你條命啊？ + +58 +00:06:27,984 --> 00:06:40,127 +哼，我哋島上老少兄弟呢次傷亡慘重，教主幾十年辛苦經營嘅基業，冚𠾴唥畀你整到𢰸晒，你想有命啊，咪指意都得喇。 + +59 +00:06:40,625 --> 00:06:43,857 +韋小寶話：哈你噉講係錯晒喇。 + +60 +00:06:44,776 --> 00:06:49,157 +我哋一跟住教主同夫人呢條命啊早就唔係自己㗎喇。 + +61 +00:06:49,766 --> 00:06:56,214 +教主同夫人派我哋去做咩嘢事，人人都應該忠字當頭，萬死不辭。 + +62 +00:06:56,885 --> 00:06:59,614 +教主同夫人要我哋死，大家就死； + +63 +00:06:59,970 --> 00:07:02,192 +要我哋生，大家就生。 + +64 +00:07:02,716 --> 00:07:09,163 +你想自己作主，就係對教主同夫人唔夠死心塌地，唔夠盡忠報國啫。 + +65 +00:07:10,242 --> 00:07:15,678 +洪教主聽韋小寶噉樣講，用手捋下鬍鬚慢慢噉點下頭。 + +66 +00:07:16,624 --> 00:07:18,107 +佢對肥陸兩個人話： + +67 +00:07:19,321 --> 00:07:28,329 +你哋話白龍使統率水師，要對本教不利，到底係咩嘢一回事啊？ + +68 +00:07:29,412 --> 00:07:34,011 +陸高軒一聽教主嘅説話有啲唔高興嘅味道，連忙話： + +69 +00:07:34,398 --> 00:07:43,001 +啟稟教主，我哋兩個人奉命監視白龍使，對佢嘅一舉一動，時時留神，一陣都唔敢疏忽。 + +70 +00:07:43,870 --> 00:07:54,336 +嗰日皇帝升佢嘅官職，水師提督施瑯嚟拜訪佢，屬下兩個人將佢哋講嘅説話聽得好仔細，呢啲，已經啟稟咗教主嘞。 + +71 +00:07:55,389 --> 00:08:08,073 +過咗冇幾多日，白龍使就帶咗施瑯出差，不過要佢扮成驍騎營嘅一名小官，同時又唔准屬下同肥頭陀跟住佢去，屬下非常疑心㗎嘞。 + +72 +00:08:09,141 --> 00:08:14,381 +韋小寶個心諗：死人頭你嘩原來教主派你哋兩個人嚟監視我嘅。 + +73 +00:08:15,551 --> 00:08:17,104 +陸高軒繼續稟報話： + +74 +00:08:17,749 --> 00:08:30,348 +早幾日，屬下搜查白龍使房間嘅字紙笠，倒出嚟嘅嘢，發現好多碎紙片，夾埋嚟一睇，原來係用滿漢文字寫嘅遼東地名。 + +75 +00:08:31,003 --> 00:08:37,582 +白龍使又唔識字，更加唔識滿文，呢啲地名，當然係皇帝寫畀佢㗎嘞。 + +76 +00:08:38,493 --> 00:08:43,243 +收尾又探聽到，佢呢次出差，仲帶咗好多門大炮。 + +77 +00:08:43,888 --> 00:08:54,592 +屬下兩個人商量，都諗住白龍使係奉咗皇帝之命，前嚟遼東一帶，又有水師將領，又有大炮，梗係想不利於啲本教嘞。 + +78 +00:08:55,183 --> 00:09:02,860 +所以一等白龍使離開北京，屬下兩個人就騎住快馬，日夜不停噉趕住返嚟神龍島稟報。 + +79 +00:09:03,549 --> 00:09:07,621 +夫人仲話白龍使耿耿忠心，決唔會噉樣嘅。 + +80 +00:09:08,164 --> 00:09:15,537 +點知道知人知面不知心，白龍使狼心狗肺，辜負咗教主嘅信任啊。 + +81 +00:09:16,662 --> 00:09:19,874 +韋小寶歎咗口氣，擰擰頭就話： + +82 +00:09:20,644 --> 00:09:29,254 +唉，陸先生，你係自以為聰明能幹啦，不過邊度及得教主同夫人嘅萬一呢？ + +83 +00:09:29,557 --> 00:09:35,487 +我同你講啦，你錯晒喇，只有教主同夫人先係永遠係啱嘅。 + +84 +00:09:35,913 --> 00:09:36,503 +你亂。 + +85 +00:09:37,681 --> 00:09:49,942 +陸高軒呢兩個字一出口，即刻知道不妙嘞，雖然霎一聲，停咗口，但係人人都知道你亂兩個字之下，一定跟住個講字嘅。 + +86 +00:09:50,674 --> 00:09:53,536 +韋小寶話：你話我亂講啊？ + +87 +00:09:53,736 --> 00:09:59,710 +哈，我話你錯晒，只有教主同夫人先永遠係啱嘅你唔服氣啊？ + +88 +00:10:00,510 --> 00:10:06,381 +唔通教主同夫人永遠唔啱，只有你陸先生先至永遠係啱㗎嘞噃？ + +89 +00:10:07,363 --> 00:10:11,261 +我唔係呢個意思，嗰啲係你講嘅，我冇講過。 + +90 +00:10:12,361 --> 00:10:16,834 +教主同夫人話我白龍使忠心耿耿，佢唔會叛教。 + +91 +00:10:17,488 --> 00:10:21,043 +佢兩位老人家料事如神，點會錯㗎？ + +92 +00:10:21,921 --> 00:10:31,504 +我講畀你聽啦，皇帝派我帶啲水師大炮去遼東，話就話係去長白山祭天，其實，誒誒其實係。 + +93 +00:10:32,074 --> 00:10:34,221 +哼，你知道咩嘢吖你？ + +94 +00:10:35,091 --> 00:10:38,099 +韋小寶一便講，個心一便喺度猛咁諗： + +95 +00:10:39,220 --> 00:10:42,008 +應該講皇帝派我去做乜嘢好呢？ + +96 +00:10:43,091 --> 00:10:48,420 +洪教主話：你講，皇帝派你去做乜嘢？ + +97 +00:10:49,511 --> 00:11:00,164 +韋小寶話：呢件事呢，本來係萬分機密，無論如何係唔能夠講嘅，一洩漏出去啊，皇帝一定會殺我個頭㗎。 + +98 +00:11:00,853 --> 00:11:13,331 +不過教主既然問到咯，喺屬下嘅心裏便，教主同夫人高過皇帝成百倍，佢係萬歲，你係百萬歲，佢係萬萬歲啊，你係百萬萬歲。 + +99 +00:11:13,634 --> 00:11:16,370 +教主要我講，梗係不能隱瞞啦。 + +100 +00:11:17,164 --> 00:11:22,270 +佢諗：要點樣講先至能夠呃到教主同夫人信我呢？ + +101 +00:11:23,539 --> 00:11:34,201 +洪教主聽住韋小寶猛咁恭維自己，一啲都唔嫌佢噃，反而微微笑怡然自得，慢慢噉點頭。 + +102 +00:11:35,270 --> 00:11:50,460 +韋小寶又話：啟稟教主同夫人得知，皇帝身邊呢，有兩個紅毛外國人，呢兩個人，一個叫做湯若望，一個又叫南懷仁，封咗欽天監監正嘅官職嘅。 + +103 +00:11:51,062 --> 00:12:01,296 +洪教主話：湯若望呢個人嘅名我亦聽過，聽講佢懂得天文地理，陰陽曆數嘅。 + +104 +00:12:01,904 --> 00:12:05,541 +啊教主不出門，能知天下事啊。 + +105 +00:12:06,204 --> 00:12:12,539 +嗰個湯若望啊算嚟算去，算到北方有個羅剎國，要對大清不利。 + +106 +00:12:13,421 --> 00:12:17,534 +洪教主眼眉一豎就問：噉啊點啊？ + +107 +00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:22,271 +韋小寶聽嗰個鬍鬚佬蒙古人罕帖摩講過： + +108 +00:12:22,972 --> 00:12:33,879 +吳三桂同羅剎國、神龍教勾結，吳三桂又遠在雲南，拉佢唔埋，羅剎國就喺遼東嘅側跟。 + +109 +00:12:35,170 --> 00:12:40,204 +果然一提羅剎國三個字唧，洪教主即刻就神情唔同嘞。 + +110 +00:12:41,191 --> 00:12:45,519 +韋小寶知道噉樣講啱牙喇，好歡喜，就跟住話： + +111 +00:12:46,819 --> 00:12:53,359 +小皇帝一聽呢，就好憂愁啦，就問湯若望計將何出，快快獻來噉。 + +112 +00:12:54,160 --> 00:13:00,420 +湯若望啟奏話：等臣返去夜觀天文，日算陰陽，仔細推算啦噉。 + +113 +00:13:00,984 --> 00:13:03,957 +過咗幾日，佢向皇上啟奏話： + +114 +00:13:04,763 --> 00:13:11,453 +羅剎國嘅龍脈係喺遼東，有座叫做乜嘢苦到你屙山，有條叫做咩嘢咬墨魚河。 + +115 +00:13:12,650 --> 00:13:22,203 +洪安通啊喺遼東好耐嘞，對當地山川極之熟悉，聽韋小寶噉樣講，就對洪夫人笑住話： + +116 +00:13:22,911 --> 00:13:28,226 +夫人啊，你聽呢個細佬哥講得真係好笑。 + +117 +00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:42,560 +將呼瑪爾窩集山講成係苦到你屙山，將阿穆爾河又講成係咬墨魚河，哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，哈哈哈哈哈哈。 + +118 +00:13:43,471 --> 00:13:45,549 +洪夫人亦係咭咭聲咁笑。 + +119 +00:13:46,214 --> 00:13:52,981 +韋小寶話：係啊係啊，吖教主無所不知，無所不曉，屬下真係認真佩服嘞。 + +120 +00:13:53,881 --> 00:14:01,843 +嗰個外國紅毛鬼呢講咗好幾次㗎喇，屬下總係記唔住，噉小皇帝就用滿漢文字寫低交咗畀我。 + +121 +00:14:02,602 --> 00:14:09,399 +不過屬下唔識字，呢個苦到你屙乜嘢山啊咬墨魚咩河啊，吖總係記唔住嘅。 + +122 +00:14:10,225 --> 00:14:17,914 +洪教主呵呵大笑，一擰轉頭，向陸高軒睩咗一眼，眼光極之嚴厲。 + +123 +00:14:18,296 --> 00:14:25,003 +哼，噉就弊傢伙喇，陸高軒同肥頭陀個心啊不停噉叫苦。 + +124 +00:14:26,474 --> 00:14:37,450 +韋小寶話：噉嗰個湯若望話，要趕造十門紅毛大炮，由海路運去遼東，對準嗰啲咩山啊咩河啊連轟兩百炮； + +125 +00:14:37,654 --> 00:14:45,583 +打壞咗羅剎國嘅龍脈，噉今後二百年大清國呢就太平無事喇，叫做一炮保一年平安噉。 + +126 +00:14:46,622 --> 00:14:53,092 +噉小皇帝就話喇：不如連轟佢一千炮，保得一千年平安噉咪仲好？ + +127 +00:14:53,890 --> 00:14:57,339 +湯若望話：轟得太多反而唔靈㗎。 + +128 +00:14:57,534 --> 00:15:06,616 +又講咩天機不可洩漏，黃道黑道啊，嘰哩咕嚕噉講咗好耐，屬下啊一句都唔識，聽到我啊都唔知幾悶。 + +129 +00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:09,031 +洪教主點頭話： + +130 +00:15:10,309 --> 00:15:16,419 +湯若望編咗一部大清時憲曆，確實係只有二百年。 + +131 +00:15:17,378 --> 00:15:23,049 +睇嚟清廷嘅氣運，最多亦不過係二百年而已唧。 + +132 +00:15:23,703 --> 00:15:32,031 +韋小寶車大炮呢有個竅門，就係一切細節啊不厭求詳，而家全部真實無誤嘅。 + +133 +00:15:32,762 --> 00:15:35,399 +只有喺重要關頭，佢就亂講一番。 + +134 +00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:39,780 +呢一點，佢係喺妓院裏頭學翻嚟嘅。 + +135 +00:15:40,599 --> 00:15:53,150 +咁啱洪安通非常淵博，居然知道湯若望呢部大清時憲曆嘅內容，韋小寶車呢個大炮呢，竟然係合晒榫頭。 + +136 +00:15:53,921 --> 00:16:01,078 +洪夫人話：噉樣講，係唔係小皇帝派你去遼東開大炮啊？ + +137 +00:16:02,089 --> 00:16:07,264 +韋小寶詐假意好驚異噉話：咦？乜夫人你又知嘅？ + +138 +00:16:08,431 --> 00:16:11,729 +我睇你啊呢番説話仲係不盡不實。 + +139 +00:16:12,568 --> 00:16:17,253 +小皇帝派你去遼東，你點解又嚟神龍島呢？ + +140 +00:16:18,030 --> 00:16:27,436 +嗰個外國人話啊，羅剎人嘅龍脈呢，係條海龍，所以呢十門大炮，要由海路運去，對準咗嗰條龍嘅龍口； + +141 +00:16:27,622 --> 00:16:36,468 +計好時辰，等佢啱啱喺大海吸水嘅時候，就立即開炮，噉呢條龍身受重傷咯，噉就唔逳得㗎喇。 + +142 +00:16:37,010 --> 00:16:43,130 +如果係由陸地開炮轟佢，呢條龍捱咗一炮，即刻就飛天遁走咗咯。 + +143 +00:16:43,450 --> 00:16:48,700 +一炮只係保得一年平安，噉出年又要嚟轟過，噉就好麻煩㗎嘛。 + +144 +00:16:48,851 --> 00:16:54,703 +佢話：我哋嘅大炮由海路運去，仲要兜個大圈免致驚動咗龍脈喎。 + +145 +00:16:56,020 --> 00:17:04,621 +從來講風水啊十分注重龍脈嘅，不過只係話地形似龍啫，就唔係話真係有一條龍啊。 + +146 +00:17:05,750 --> 00:17:11,195 +咩嘢龍脈會驚動咗就逃走喇等等，冚𠾴唥係韋小寶亂噏一通嘅。 + +147 +00:17:12,349 --> 00:17:16,911 +洪安通聽咗，不由得有啲將信將疑嘞。 + +148 +00:17:18,110 --> 00:17:21,362 +韋小寶睇佢個樣知道佢唔係點信，就話： + +149 +00:17:22,179 --> 00:17:24,782 +嗰個外國鬼，係會講中國話㗎。 + +150 +00:17:25,429 --> 00:17:37,029 +佢畫咗好幾張圖畫畀小皇帝睇，用幾把尺量嚟量去，呢處畫個圈，嗰處畫條線，解釋畀小皇帝聽，為咩呢條龍脈會逃走啊噉。 + +151 +00:17:37,620 --> 00:17:42,654 +屬下太過笨喇一啲都唔懂，小皇帝就聽到津津有味啊。 + +152 +00:17:43,611 --> 00:17:46,357 +洪安通岌一岌頭，佢諗： + +153 +00:17:46,801 --> 00:17:54,869 +外國人睇風水必定係另外有一套本事嘅，梗係比中國風水先生更加厲害嘞。 + +154 +00:17:56,370 --> 00:17:59,833 +韋小寶見佢同意咗，就放心嘞佢諗： + +155 +00:18:00,397 --> 00:18:05,589 +呢關一過，以後個大炮就算點車都得嘞唔會穿煲嘅。 + +156 +00:18:06,242 --> 00:18:14,549 +就話：嗰一日，小皇帝啊叫欽天監選咗個黃道吉日，下聖旨派我去長白山祭天。 + +157 +00:18:15,069 --> 00:18:22,599 +噉啊有一個福建水師提督施瑯呢，係喺台灣投降過嚟嘅，話鄭成功亦都輸過畀佢個喎。 + +158 +00:18:23,017 --> 00:18:31,297 +呢個人呢善於喺船上開炮，小皇帝就派佢跟埋我一齊去，千叮萬囑，一定要嚴守機密。 + +159 +00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:38,191 +如果洩漏咗啊，呢件大事就𢰸㗎喇，講唔定羅剎國啊，會派海船攔阻添。 + +160 +00:18:38,654 --> 00:18:43,203 +噉我哋由天津出海，兜咗個大圈，要靜靜去遼東。 + +161 +00:18:43,674 --> 00:18:51,860 +點知尋日下午，喺海上見到好多浮屍，其中啊有真有假，假嗰個，就係瘦頭陀喇。 + +162 +00:18:52,338 --> 00:18:53,726 +我好心救起佢啦。 + +163 +00:18:53,779 --> 00:19:01,574 +哈，佢又話不得了啊，神龍島上啊打到天翻地覆，洪教主派人殺咗青龍使許雪亭啊噉。 + +164 +00:19:02,357 --> 00:19:06,922 +瘦頭陀大叫話：假嘅，我冇話教主殺咗青龍使啊。 + +165 +00:19:07,808 --> 00:19:09,794 +洪夫人睩咗佢一眼，就話： + +166 +00:19:10,368 --> 00:19:14,622 +瘦頭陀，喺教主面前唔准大呼小叫。 + +167 +00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:15,842 +係。 + +168 +00:19:16,433 --> 00:19:20,448 +韋小寶話：你話青龍使畀人殺咗係唔係啊？ + +169 +00:19:21,012 --> 00:19:25,399 +瘦頭陀話：係啊，係教主吩咐要噉樣呃你㗎。 + +170 +00:19:26,141 --> 00:19:29,323 +教主叫你同我開個玩笑當然可以啦。 + +171 +00:19:30,021 --> 00:19:34,653 +不過你話教主為咗報仇，殺咗青龍使同埋赤龍使噃。 + +172 +00:19:34,982 --> 00:19:39,404 +教主又大公無私，大仁大義，決唔會對屬下記仇嘅。 + +173 +00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:44,043 +佢講一句，瘦頭陀就嗌一句假嘅。 + +174 +00:19:44,859 --> 00:19:50,173 +韋小寶話：你話教主為咗報仇，殺咗青龍使同赤龍使噃。 + +175 +00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:53,487 +瘦頭陀就話：假嘅，我冇講。 + +176 +00:19:53,981 --> 00:19:55,669 +教主大公無私。 + +177 +00:19:55,803 --> 00:19:56,555 +假嘅！ + +178 +00:19:56,982 --> 00:19:58,230 +大仁大義。 + +179 +00:19:58,355 --> 00:19:59,243 +假嘅！ + +180 +00:19:59,537 --> 00:20:01,345 +決唔會對屬下記仇嘅。 + +181 +00:20:01,514 --> 00:20:02,519 +假嘅！ + +182 +00:20:03,482 --> 00:20:09,187 +陸高軒知道瘦頭陀又暴躁又老實，早就入咗韋小寶嘅圈套嘞。 + +183 +00:20:10,033 --> 00:20:16,170 +佢不停噉大叫假嘅，每叫多一聲，教主嘅面色就難睇多一分。 + +184 +00:20:17,121 --> 00:20:22,578 +陸高軒恐怕瘦頭陀再叫落去，教主一發脾氣就不可收拾嘞。 + +185 +00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:29,030 +於是掹一掹瘦頭陀個衫袖話：聽佢啟稟教主啦唔好打斷佢個話頭。 + +186 +00:20:29,296 --> 00:20:33,847 +瘦頭陀話：佢亂咁噏，唔通都由得佢嘞噃？ + +187 +00:20:34,621 --> 00:20:41,322 +教主聰明智慧無所不知無所不曉，唔使你着急，教主自然明白嘅。 + +188 +00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:43,213 +哼恐怕未必。 + +189 +00:20:44,339 --> 00:20:49,322 +呢句説話一出口，突然擘大個嘴唔出聲嘞，慌喇。 + +190 +00:20:50,631 --> 00:20:54,947 +韋小寶雙眼睩實瘦頭陀，突然扮個鬼臉。 + +191 +00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:59,322 +兩個人身材都好矮嘅，瘦頭陀更矮。 + +192 +00:21:00,207 --> 00:21:09,986 +韋小寶耷低頭扮鬼臉，其他嘅人都睇唔到，瘦頭陀就睇得清清楚楚啊，即刻就想發作嘞。 + +193 +00:21:10,568 --> 00:21:15,541 +又恐怕激嬲咗教主啊，只有夾硬忍住，神色尷尬。 + +194 +00:21:15,780 --> 00:21:24,142 +一時之間，船艙裏便寂靜無聲，只聽見瘦頭陀，呼嘩呼嘩噉猛咁喘氣。 + +195 +00:21:25,121 --> 00:21:31,273 +過咗好耐下，洪教主問韋小寶話：佢仲講咗啲乜嘢啊？ + +196 +00:21:32,342 --> 00:21:39,269 +韋小寶話：啟稟教主，佢又講教主播弄是非，挑撥赤龍門去打青龍門啊。 + +197 +00:21:39,695 --> 00:21:42,228 +瘦頭陀叫嘞：我冇講！ + +198 +00:21:43,015 --> 00:21:52,681 +洪教主好嬲噉望實佢，喝佢話：收聲！你再怪叫一聲，我將你呢個矮冬瓜劈開兩邊。 + +199 +00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:59,179 +嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/161.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/161.srt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..9419cfe5cdaaac68b908faaf0d0edc7e4f15a2d3 --- /dev/null +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/161.srt @@ -0,0 +1,775 @@ +1 +00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,466 +前文再續啊書接上一回啊。 + +2 +00:00:04,751 --> 00:00:09,065 +話説洪教主發惡嘞，喝瘦頭陀話： + +3 +00:00:09,443 --> 00:00:16,520 +收聲！你再怪叫一聲，我將你呢個矮冬瓜劈開兩邊。 + +4 +00:00:18,003 --> 00:00:20,938 +瘦頭陀唂到塊面啊好似矮瓜噉色。 + +5 +00:00:21,863 --> 00:00:24,876 +陸高軒同肥頭陀，亦驚到不得了。 + +6 +00:00:26,264 --> 00:00:37,515 +眾人都知道洪教主城府甚深，平時呢喜怒不形於色嘅，而家噉樣喝罵瘦頭陀實係憤怒到極嘞。 + +7 +00:00:38,970 --> 00:00:48,767 +韋小寶就歡喜咯，佢諗住瘦頭陀，既然唔能夠開口講嘢，自己又唔理點樣亂噏，佢都唔能夠反駁自己嘅。 + +8 +00:00:49,704 --> 00:00:52,506 +佢話：請教主唔使嬲。 + +9 +00:00:52,871 --> 00:01:00,293 +瘦頭陀呢，亦都冇講咩嘢侮辱教主嘅説話嘅，只係話，教主為人小氣啫。 + +10 +00:01:00,938 --> 00:01:08,085 +上次大家謀反唔成功，畀屬下一個細路扠𢰸晒，噉人人個心都好氣憤。 + +11 +00:01:08,539 --> 00:01:11,779 +教主呢，卻係要乘機報仇。 + +12 +00:01:12,264 --> 00:01:19,840 +佢話教主派咗何盛去做事，誒呢個人係無根道人嘅大弟子，誒係唔係有呢個人啊？ + +13 +00:01:20,830 --> 00:01:26,727 +洪夫人話：有，有何盛呢個人，噉又點啊？ + +14 +00:01:27,981 --> 00:01:35,769 +韋小寶心念一動：呢個何盛係無根道人嘅弟子，必定係個後生仔喇。 + +15 +00:01:36,642 --> 00:01:47,356 +就話：瘦頭陀話喎，何盛見到夫人咁靚，呢幾年嚟同夫人一直乜乜乜乜乜，又物物物物物，噉講咗好多好難聽嘅説話。 + +16 +00:01:47,783 --> 00:01:53,967 +噉弟子嬲到不得了啦，佢背後對夫人咁唔尊敬都得嘅？就叫人掌佢個嘴。 + +17 +00:01:54,341 --> 00:02:00,921 +嗰陣時，佢仲畀牛皮索綁住唔能夠反抗，噉啊打咗十幾下佢先至唔敢講咋。 + +18 +00:02:02,057 --> 00:02:08,009 +洪夫人啊激到面都黑晒，佢話：點解將我拉埋上去啊？ + +19 +00:02:08,793 --> 00:02:12,250 +瘦頭陀話：我，我，我冇講啊。 + +20 +00:02:13,204 --> 00:02:17,128 +韋小寶話：教主唔准你開口你就唔好講説話。 + +21 +00:02:17,692 --> 00:02:23,347 +我問你，你有冇講過一個人叫做何盛嘅，有就岌頭，冇就擰頭。 + +22 +00:02:24,146 --> 00:02:25,786 +瘦頭陀就岌一岌頭。 + +23 +00:02:26,430 --> 00:02:36,360 +嗯，你話何盛同許雪亭啊爭風呷醋，爭住要討好夫人，於是何盛呢，就將許雪亭殺咗。 + +24 +00:02:37,004 --> 00:02:41,075 +夫人就好歡喜，又話教主烏瀡瀡乜嘢都唔知道。 + +25 +00:02:41,315 --> 00:02:48,454 +你話青龍使係畀何盛殺咗，房間地下有把刀，嗰把刀係何盛嘅，係唔係？你有冇講過？ + +26 +00:02:49,295 --> 00:02:52,233 +瘦頭陀岌一岌頭話：不過前面。 + +27 +00:02:52,473 --> 00:02:53,782 +既然講過就係喇。 + +28 +00:02:54,969 --> 00:03:01,272 +其實瘦頭陀講過個説話只係後半截，前半截呢係韋小寶加上去嘅。 + +29 +00:03:01,792 --> 00:03:06,794 +瘦頭陀一岌頭，就好似成段説話都係佢講過嘅噉。 + +30 +00:03:07,576 --> 00:03:21,352 +韋小寶話：你話青龍門、赤龍門、黃龍門、黑龍門，仲有我嘅白龍門，大家打到一塌糊塗，教主已經失咗權勢喇，毫無辦法鎮壓，係唔係？ + +31 +00:03:22,071 --> 00:03:23,624 +瘦頭陀又岌一岌頭。 + +32 +00:03:24,470 --> 00:03:33,644 +你話神龍島上眾人造反，教主同夫人呢畀人捉起嚟，夫人全身衣服畀人除清光，喺島上游行示眾。 + +33 +00:03:34,205 --> 00:03:41,491 +教主嘅鬍鬚又畀人掹晒，倒吊掛喺樹上，已經有三日三夜冇飲水冇食飯喇。 + +34 +00:03:41,713 --> 00:03:45,020 +你啲説話，你而家當然係唔肯認啦係咪吖？ + +35 +00:03:46,147 --> 00:03:50,424 +對呢句問話，真係岌頭亦唔係擰頭又唔係。 + +36 +00:03:51,712 --> 00:03:56,867 +瘦頭陀滿面通紅啊，啲皮呀，好似要滲血出嚟噉。 + +37 +00:03:57,496 --> 00:04:03,699 +韋小寶話：而家你當然要賴啦，唔肯承認講過呢啲説話啦係唔係？ + +38 +00:04:04,285 --> 00:04:07,665 +瘦頭陀嬲嘞：我冇講過！ + +39 +00:04:08,623 --> 00:04:20,589 +你話你同教主打起上嚟，你踢咗教主兩腳，摑咗教主三巴，不過教主武功啊高過你，你唔夠打，於是畀教主綁起嚟掉入大海係唔係吖？ + +40 +00:04:21,007 --> 00:04:27,319 +你話本教已經搞到天翻地覆一塌糊塗喇，大半人都畀教主綁住掉咗入海。 + +41 +00:04:27,719 --> 00:04:30,309 +噉其餘嘅呢，就你殺我我殺你。 + +42 +00:04:30,683 --> 00:04:36,103 +教主同夫人已經好弊喇，就算而家仲未死，都冇幾日命喇噉係唔係？ + +43 +00:04:36,729 --> 00:04:38,449 +我，我，我。 + +44 +00:04:39,431 --> 00:04:44,293 +瘦頭陀畀韋小寶搞到頭暈腦脹，唔知點樣回答先至係。 + +45 +00:04:45,381 --> 00:04:50,689 +佢的確係講過佢打唔過教主，畀教主綁起嚟掉入大海； + +46 +00:04:51,644 --> 00:05:00,633 +亦講過神龍島上啊五龍門自相殘殺就一塌糊塗，不過但係同韋小寶個説話，又唔係幾同啊。 + +47 +00:05:01,509 --> 00:05:10,030 +韋小寶話：啟稟教主，屬下本來要率領水師船隻，去遼東開炮轟羅剎國嘅龍脈嘅。 + +48 +00:05:10,841 --> 00:05:16,929 +不過船隻，駛到呢處，屬下就掛住教主同夫人，仲有嗰個方姑娘。 + +49 +00:05:17,476 --> 00:05:27,841 +屬下本來想，誒想娶佢做老婆嘅，誒嘿嘿亦想睇下佢，最好呢能夠懇求到教主同夫人，准我將佢帶走。 + +50 +00:05:28,223 --> 00:05:34,174 +於是又吩咐海船慢慢駛埋去，噉就算遠遠向島上望翻幾眼亦係好嘅。 + +51 +00:05:35,009 --> 00:05:37,636 +如果能夠見到教主同夫人一眼。 + +52 +00:05:38,236 --> 00:05:42,244 +洪夫人微笑話：仲有嗰個方姑娘。 + +53 +00:05:42,836 --> 00:05:50,699 +誒係嘅係嘅，呢啲係屬下有自私之心，冇一心一意對教主同夫人盡忠，真係抵死有餘啊。 + +54 +00:05:51,803 --> 00:05:55,715 +洪教主岌一岌頭話：你再講落去。 + +55 +00:05:56,692 --> 00:06:05,914 +韋小寶話：點知道喺海裏便救起瘦頭陀，哈真係唔知佢咩居心喇，竟然滿口詛咒教主同夫人噃。 + +56 +00:06:06,443 --> 00:06:17,977 +噉屬下呢亦係糊塗過頭嘅聽佢噉講，當堂慌到手忙腳亂，恨不得插翼飛上神龍島，企喺教主同夫人身邊，同班叛徒啊決一死戰。 + +57 +00:06:18,702 --> 00:06:20,512 +屬下當時就猛咁鬧喇： + +58 +00:06:20,779 --> 00:06:30,341 +話當日教主鄭重吩咐過㗎嘛，過去嘅事就唔能夠再算舊賬，連提都唔能夠再提，點可以懷恨在心，又嚟反叛教主呢？ + +59 +00:06:31,079 --> 00:06:34,659 +屬下只係掛住教主同夫人咁危險，我諗： + +60 +00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:42,236 +教主就畀叛徒倒吊起嚟，夫人就畀佢哋剝光晒衣服，哈噉真係捱多一陣都唔得㗎嘛。 + +61 +00:06:42,769 --> 00:06:56,528 +我呢真係糊塗㗎咯，冚𠾴唥都冇想到教主神通廣大，如果係有人犯上作亂，教主用幾隻手指啊，就將佢哋捻蟻仔噉捻死啦，邊度會畀叛徒侮辱嘅道理呢？ + +62 +00:06:56,972 --> 00:07:03,641 +唉，不過屬下好心急啊嗰陣時，噉啊立即命令所有戰船一齊出海攻打神龍島。 + +63 +00:07:04,392 --> 00:07:11,860 +我吩咐佢哋話：島上嘅好人都已經畀壞人捉住喇，如果有人出嚟抵抗呢，你哋一於開炮轟擊啦。 + +64 +00:07:12,207 --> 00:07:24,688 +一上咗岸，就快啲四圍查下，睇下有冇一位威風凜凜、相貌堂堂，又好似玉皇大帝，又好似神仙菩薩嘅一位老人家，嗰個呢就神龍教洪教主喇。 + +65 +00:07:24,963 --> 00:07:26,509 +大家要聽從佢指揮啊。 + +66 +00:07:26,829 --> 00:07:41,477 +屬下又話，島上所有嘅女子，一概唔好得罪，尤其是嗰位如花如玉，相貌美麗，好似天仙下凡嘅年輕姑娘，嗰個呢係洪夫人，大家認真要恭恭敬敬啊噉。 + +67 +00:07:42,123 --> 00:07:44,643 +洪夫人咭咭聲噉笑咗幾下就話： + +68 +00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:52,903 +照你噉講，你派兵嚟攻打神龍島，都係出於對教主嘅一番忠心嘞噃？ + +69 +00:07:53,761 --> 00:07:57,410 +你不但無過，反而有功添係唔係啊？ + +70 +00:07:58,316 --> 00:08:10,689 +屬下嘅功勞呢，係一啲都冇嘅，只不過係見到教主同夫人平平安安，噉幾個掌門使仍然係忠心耿耿，好好噉服侍教主同夫人，個心就好高興喇。 + +71 +00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:16,633 +屬下第一件事，就係盼望教主同夫人仙福永享，壽與天齊。 + +72 +00:08:17,033 --> 00:08:23,339 +第二件事呢，係要本教人人盡忠報國，教主話乜嘢，大家就去做乜嘢。 + +73 +00:08:23,642 --> 00:08:26,693 +第三件，誒第三件。 + +74 +00:08:27,129 --> 00:08:32,620 +洪夫人笑住話：第三件，係要畀方姑娘你做老婆。 + +75 +00:08:33,028 --> 00:08:45,284 +誒嘿嘿，誒呢件係小事啫，屬下個心啊一路都係噉諗㗎，只要盡力辦事，噉教主同夫人呢歡喜喇，教主同夫人當然亦唔會待薄部下嘅。 + +76 +00:08:46,155 --> 00:09:01,707 +洪安通點點頭話：你呢把口確實係能説會道，不過你話掛念我同夫人，噉點解自己唔帶兵嚟神龍島呢？ + +77 +00:09:02,611 --> 00:09:09,553 +點解只係派人開炮亂咁轟，自己就遠遠噉匿埋喺後便啊？ + +78 +00:09:10,832 --> 00:09:17,870 +呢一句説話就問中要害嘞，韋小寶張口結舌，一時冇說話好講。 + +79 +00:09:18,435 --> 00:09:30,410 +佢知道呢句説話只要回答得不盡不實，洪教主一起疑心呢，先頭車嗰啲大炮固然冚𠾴唥穿煲啦，嘿嘿，而且連命仔亦保唔住添。 + +80 +00:09:31,001 --> 00:09:38,169 +情急之下唯有話：屬下罪該萬死，實在係對教主同夫人唔夠忠心啊。 + +81 +00:09:38,973 --> 00:09:46,486 +我聽瘦頭陀講起島上啲人咁兇狠嘅，連教主同夫人都捉咗，屬下個心好怕啊。 + +82 +00:09:46,734 --> 00:09:56,442 +上次，上次佢哋背叛教主，都係屬下扠𢰸佢哋嘅，嗯如果畀佢哋捉到啊，非抽我個筋、剝我個皮不可啦。 + +83 +00:09:56,637 --> 00:10:07,419 +噉屬下怕死，因此就遠遠噉匿埋喺後便，只係派手下嘅兵將嚟救教主同夫人咯，噉，噉誒，噉啊實在係抵死到極喇真係。 + +84 +00:10:08,322 --> 00:10:13,673 +洪教主同夫人對望咗一眼，慢慢岌下頭，都諗： + +85 +00:10:14,482 --> 00:10:19,690 +呢個細路自己承認怕死，可見説話就唔係假嘅。 + +86 +00:10:20,392 --> 00:10:28,579 +洪教主話：你呢番説話係真係假，我要慢慢查問。 + +87 +00:10:29,791 --> 00:10:36,179 +如果知道你係講大話呢，哼哼，你自己明白。 + +88 +00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:47,920 +韋小寶話：係，教主同夫人要點樣處罰呢，屬下心甘情願，不過千祈唔好將屬下交畀肥頭陀、瘦頭陀同陸高軒佢哋啊。 + +89 +00:10:48,267 --> 00:10:58,090 +呢一次啊，呢一次佢哋安排巧計，呃到清兵炮轟神龍島，害死咗唔少兄弟姊妹，一定有重大陰謀。 + +90 +00:10:58,663 --> 00:11:02,511 +照屬下睇啊，呢個陸高軒梗係想做陸教主。 + +91 +00:11:03,124 --> 00:11:11,187 +佢喺雲南嘅時候話：我亦唔要咩仙福永享壽與天齊，只要享佢五十年福呢就好夠好夠喇。 + +92 +00:11:11,992 --> 00:11:15,199 +陸高軒嬲到極啊：你，你！ + +93 +00:11:15,906 --> 00:11:18,208 +一掌就向韋小寶後心拍落去。 + +94 +00:11:18,990 --> 00:11:25,693 +無根道人搶上一步，伸掌拍出，啪一聲，陸高軒畀佢震到退後兩步。 + +95 +00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:30,163 +無根道人呢，個身只係岌一岌唧，就喝佢話： + +96 +00:11:30,904 --> 00:11:35,587 +陸高軒，你喺教主座前，點敢行兇傷人啊？ + +97 +00:11:36,513 --> 00:11:38,988 +陸高軒面色慘白，躬身話： + +98 +00:11:39,393 --> 00:11:45,617 +教主恕罪，屬下聽呢個細路車大炮真係忍唔住喇，真係失禮晒。 + +99 +00:11:46,742 --> 00:11:51,492 +洪教主哼咗一聲，對韋小寶話：你出去啦。 + +100 +00:11:52,383 --> 00:12:01,702 +又對無根道人話：你親自看管佢，唔准人哋傷害佢，唔能夠畀佢到處亂走。 + +101 +00:12:02,654 --> 00:12:04,343 +你唔好同佢講嘢。 + +102 +00:12:05,231 --> 00:12:09,952 +呢個細佬哥詭計多端，要加以留神啊。 + +103 +00:12:10,703 --> 00:12:12,610 +無根道人躬身答應。 + +104 +00:12:14,017 --> 00:12:26,970 +噉此後幾日，韋小寶日夜都同無根道人住喺一間艙房，睇住每日早晨，太陽喺右舷升起，傍晚就喺左舷落去。 + +105 +00:12:27,616 --> 00:12:30,440 +噉佢哋隻船啊，係向北行嘅。 + +106 +00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:41,564 +最初嗰一兩日，佢仲盼望施瑯同王府嘅水師能夠追住嚟搭救自己，到咗收尾，知道冇望喇，佢諗： + +107 +00:12:42,392 --> 00:12:47,138 +我亂噏一通，教主同夫人已經信咗九成嘞。 + +108 +00:12:48,373 --> 00:12:56,510 +只不過我帶兵將神龍島揈到一塌糊塗，就算係出於好心，都不免有罪吖。 + +109 +00:12:57,327 --> 00:13:02,734 +好在嗰個矮冬瓜扮成浮屍嚟呃我，係教主自己諗出嚟嘅計策唧。 + +110 +00:13:02,912 --> 00:13:11,507 +哼，如果唔係呀，佢一嬲起上嚟，實會將矮冬瓜同我兩個一齊殺咗，煲一煲小寶冬瓜湯啫。 + +111 +00:13:12,802 --> 00:13:18,498 +嗯，呢隻船向北行嘅，唔通係去遼東？ + +112 +00:13:19,848 --> 00:13:24,666 +噉佢問咗無根道人幾次，無根道人總係回答話唔知道。 + +113 +00:13:25,724 --> 00:13:31,279 +韋小寶同佢傾偈，無根道人話：教主吩咐，唔准同你講説話。 + +114 +00:13:31,838 --> 00:13:33,800 +又唔准佢行出艙房一步。 + +115 +00:13:34,821 --> 00:13:37,151 +韋小寶好無聊啦佢又諗： + +116 +00:13:37,962 --> 00:13:44,349 +唉方怡呢個死女明明喺隻船處嘅，又唔嚟陪老子散心解悶。 + +117 +00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:50,926 +話説戰船一直向北駛，天氣啊越嚟越冷嘞。 + +118 +00:13:51,710 --> 00:13:59,630 +無根道人內力深厚就唔覺得點，韋小寶就冷到猛咁震喇牙齒打掛嘎嘎響。 + +119 +00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:06,428 +又行咗幾日，北風怒號，天色陰沉，忽然落起大雪。 + +120 +00:14:07,119 --> 00:14:11,292 +韋小寶大叫話：呢次冷死我喇。 + +121 +00:14:12,042 --> 00:14:22,416 +佢諗：索額圖大哥，送咗件貂皮袍畀我嘅，唉可惜又留喺大營，冇帶出嚟啦。 + +122 +00:14:23,184 --> 00:14:32,700 +早知道方怡會呃我嘅，我就應該着埋件貂皮袍出嚟先至抱佢，免致凍死喺船裏便喇，哎呀真係慘咯。 + +123 +00:14:34,121 --> 00:14:38,289 +戰船行到半夜，忽然聽見叮叮咚咚個聲音。 + +124 +00:14:39,031 --> 00:14:46,597 +韋小寶仔細一聽，先至知道海裏頭嘅碎冰相撞，大吃一驚喇就話：哎呀弊喇弊喇。 + +125 +00:14:47,108 --> 00:14:51,583 +呢隻船啊如果喺大海裏便畀冰封住，唔係弊弊冇咁弊？ + +126 +00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:59,090 +無根道人話：大海裏便嘅海水唔會結冰，我哋就嚟要靠岸喇。 + +127 +00:15:00,083 --> 00:15:01,344 +係咪到咗遼東啊？ + +128 +00:15:02,292 --> 00:15:04,876 +無根道人哼咗一聲，唔回答嘞。 + +129 +00:15:06,136 --> 00:15:17,534 +第日朝頭早，推開船艙個窗望出去，只見白茫茫成個海都係浮冰，冰上啊積咗白雪，遠遠呢可以望到陸地嘞。 + +130 +00:15:18,809 --> 00:15:25,571 +呢一晚，戰船駛到岸邊拋錨，睇嚟第二日一早呢，就要坐小艇登陸。 + +131 +00:15:26,839 --> 00:15:35,024 +呢一晚韋小寶思潮起伏：洪教主到底要點樣處置自己呢？實在好難估嘅。 + +132 +00:15:35,790 --> 00:15:40,773 +洪教主似乎信咗自己嘅説話，不過似乎又唔係點信。 + +133 +00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:45,780 +嚟到呢處冰天雪地都唔知係咩嘢用意嘅。 + +134 +00:15:46,658 --> 00:15:49,156 +諗諗諗諗咗一陣，就瞓着嘞。 + +135 +00:15:50,361 --> 00:15:54,264 +睡夢之中，忽然見到方怡坐喺自己身邊。 + +136 +00:15:55,194 --> 00:16:01,616 +韋小寶伸隻手一下攬住佢，迷迷糊糊聽見佢話：唔好搞啦。 + +137 +00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:05,340 +韋小寶話：死老婆我偏要搞。 + +138 +00:16:06,347 --> 00:16:08,703 +又覺得方怡喺懷抱裏便扭咗幾扭。 + +139 +00:16:09,467 --> 00:16:15,011 +佢似睡似醒，聽見嗰個人低聲話：相公啊我哋快啲走啦。 + +140 +00:16:15,647 --> 00:16:18,673 +咦？似乎係雙兒把聲噃。 + +141 +00:16:19,418 --> 00:16:27,980 +韋小寶吃咗一驚，當堂醒晒，覺到自己的確係抱住一個人喇，黑暗之中啊睇唔見係邊個，個心諗： + +142 +00:16:28,769 --> 00:16:30,870 +係方怡呢定係洪夫人啊？ + +143 +00:16:32,007 --> 00:16:36,530 +呢隻戰船上便，就係得兩個女子嘅啫佢諗： + +144 +00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:42,637 +理佢係方怡定係洪夫人吖啜個嘴先至講，有便宜就唔好使頸喇。 + +145 +00:16:43,361 --> 00:16:46,676 +噉啊將懷抱嗰個人呢扳過嚟就吻佢個嘴嘞噃。 + +146 +00:16:47,377 --> 00:16:50,436 +嗰個人細細聲笑一笑，擰轉頭避開。 + +147 +00:16:51,294 --> 00:16:57,190 +呢一下笑聲雖然係細啊，不過聽得清清楚楚明明白白，係雙兒。 + +148 +00:16:58,052 --> 00:17:04,220 +韋小寶又驚又喜，喺佢耳邊低聲噉問：雙兒，你點嚟㗎？ + +149 +00:17:04,838 --> 00:17:08,911 +雙兒話：我哋快啲走啦，慢慢再同你講啦。 + +150 +00:17:09,637 --> 00:17:13,434 +我啊冷到死咁滯啊，你快啲入嚟我被竇暖下先啦。 + +151 +00:17:14,052 --> 00:17:19,397 +哎呀好相公啊，你真係吖，都唔諗下而家係咩嘢時候。 + +152 +00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:23,967 +韋小寶緊緊噉攬住佢問：趯去邊處啊？ + +153 +00:17:24,693 --> 00:17:30,941 +我哋靜靜去船尾，扒隻艇仔上岸，佢哋就算發覺喇亦追唔到啦。 + +154 +00:17:31,581 --> 00:17:34,506 +好嘢啊，哎呀，嗰個道士呢？ + +155 +00:17:35,356 --> 00:17:39,409 +我偷偷摸入嚟船艙，已經點咗佢穴道喇。 + +156 +00:17:40,638 --> 00:17:42,924 +噉兩個人靜靜出咗船艙。 + +157 +00:17:43,305 --> 00:17:53,797 +呼，一陣冷風撲面，韋小寶全身都凍僵咁滯啊，連忙行翻入去，剝咗無根道人身上嘅道袍包住自己。 + +158 +00:17:54,832 --> 00:18:00,216 +噉當其時烏雲滿天星月無光，大雪仲係猛咁落。 + +159 +00:18:01,061 --> 00:18:10,161 +兩個人去到後艄，聽見四圍都冇聲嘞，隻船已經拋咗錨，連掌舵嘅舵手都入艙瞓覺嘞。 + +160 +00:18:11,061 --> 00:18:16,794 +雙兒拉住韋小寶隻手，一步一步噉行到船尾，低聲話： + +161 +00:18:17,651 --> 00:18:20,314 +我跳落去先，然後你再落嚟啦。 + +162 +00:18:21,104 --> 00:18:24,672 +提一口氣，輕輕跳落綁喺船尾嘅艇仔。 + +163 +00:18:25,568 --> 00:18:31,827 +韋小寶向下一望，咦，黑麻麻，佢有啲怕喇，就眯埋雙眼跳落去。 + +164 +00:18:32,272 --> 00:18:39,187 +雙兒用雙掌托住佢，喺艇仔轉咗個圈，卸咗佢跳落嚟嘅力嘞，然後將佢放低。 + +165 +00:18:40,251 --> 00:18:44,480 +忽然間，聽見船艙裏便有人喝：邊個？ + +166 +00:18:45,236 --> 00:18:46,761 +係洪教主把聲啊。 + +167 +00:18:47,486 --> 00:18:51,747 +韋小寶同雙兒都大吃一驚，趴喺艇底唔敢出聲。 + +168 +00:18:52,968 --> 00:19:03,267 +突然艙房嘅窗透出火光，雙兒知道洪教主已經聽到動靜，點着火嚟查喇，連忙攞起支槳落水嚟扒嘞噃。 + +169 +00:19:03,658 --> 00:19:09,280 +只係扒咗兩下，洪教主已經大聲呼喝：邊個？唔准逳！ + +170 +00:19:10,013 --> 00:19:12,460 +跟住小艇岌一岌，唔行。 + +171 +00:19:13,221 --> 00:19:17,776 +原來心慌意亂，都唔記得解開綁住艇仔嘅繩索。 + +172 +00:19:18,376 --> 00:19:25,173 +韋小寶又急急伸手去解繩啦，一掂，冰咁冷嘅，原來係一條鐵鏈綁住艇仔。 + +173 +00:19:26,148 --> 00:19:31,703 +呢個時候只聽見大船裏便好幾個人都叫起上嚟啊：白龍使唔見咗喇！ + +174 +00:19:32,392 --> 00:19:34,100 +嗰個衰仔走咗喇。 + +175 +00:19:34,429 --> 00:19:36,229 +走咗去邊處呢？快啲追。 + +176 +00:19:37,252 --> 00:19:44,874 +韋小寶喺靴筒拔出匕首，出力一揮，撐一聲，斬斷鐵鏈，小艇啊即時衝出去嘞。 + +177 +00:19:45,873 --> 00:19:53,277 +洪教主、洪夫人、肥瘦二頭陀、陸高軒，佢哋聽見聲都先後走嚟船尾。 + +178 +00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:59,580 +冰雪光芒反映之下，見到艇仔離開大船已經有幾丈遠。 + +179 +00:20:00,464 --> 00:20:07,379 +洪教主一伸手，喺船邊上便揦咗一塊木頭落嚟，出力向艇仔掟過去。 + +180 +00:20:08,141 --> 00:20:15,868 +佢內力雖然係強啊，但係木頭到底係太過輕，飛到離艇仔兩尺嘅地方呢就跌咗落海嘞。 + +181 +00:20:16,707 --> 00:20:25,379 +初時陸高軒、肥頭陀佢哋又唔知教主用意，就唔敢發暗器，至怕打傷咗白龍使啊反而受責罰。 + +182 +00:20:26,399 --> 00:20:33,900 +等到見到教主用木頭掟佢咯，先至明白佢嘅心思，噉身邊帶住暗器嘅就攞出嚟發射啦。 + +183 +00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:38,732 +就係噉樣，慢咗一慢，艇仔又向前扒咗兩丈。 + +184 +00:20:39,858 --> 00:20:47,601 +尋常細小暗器就好難射得遠嘅，偏偏弓箭啊、鋼鏢啊、飛蝗石呢啲嘢又唔就手。 + +185 +00:20:48,308 --> 00:20:52,965 +所以眾人發出嘅袖箭毒針等等呢，都紛紛跌咗落大海嘞。 + +186 +00:20:53,600 --> 00:21:04,411 +瘦頭陀話：呢個衰仔咁狡猾，我早就知道佢唔係好人㗎喇，一刀殺咗佢就啱喇，留住佢喺處，盞攞嚟衰嘅啫。 + +187 +00:21:05,352 --> 00:21:19,603 +洪教主啊本來嬲到極，瘦頭陀呢幾句風涼話顯然係譏諷自己見事不明，就一下揦住佢後頸，喝佢話：快啲去同我將佢追翻嚟！ + +188 +00:21:20,225 --> 00:21:27,015 +左手一舉，將瘦頭陀舉起，右手啊揦住佢後臀，大喝一聲：快啲去！ + +189 +00:21:27,703 --> 00:21:32,482 +兩隻手一縮，全身內力都運晒落手，跟住向前送出。 + +190 +00:21:33,224 --> 00:21:37,724 +瘦頭陀成個肉球噉啊飛出去，一直向住艇仔衝過嚟。 + +191 +00:21:38,406 --> 00:21:40,147 +雙兒啊搏命咁扒。 + +192 +00:21:40,396 --> 00:21:44,855 +韋小寶大叫：哎呀弊喇，人肉炮彈打嚟喇！ + +193 +00:21:45,518 --> 00:21:50,449 +都未曾叫完唧，乒乓一聲，瘦頭陀已經跌咗落海嘞。 + +194 +00:21:50,983 --> 00:21:55,842 +嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/162.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/162.srt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..16c72851e052eaee3a0bea887fa02471082ff59f --- /dev/null +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/162.srt @@ -0,0 +1,739 @@ +1 +00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,408 +前文再續啊書接上一回啊。 + +2 +00:00:05,486 --> 00:00:11,161 +話說瘦頭陀跌落海嘅地方呢，同艇仔只係相差幾尺。 + +3 +00:00:12,694 --> 00:00:16,596 +瘦頭陀將個身一擁，左手就揸住艇邊。 + +4 +00:00:17,601 --> 00:00:21,386 +雙兒舉起木槳，出力㩧落去，打正佢頭殼。 + +5 +00:00:22,292 --> 00:00:26,849 +瘦頭陀啊忍住痛，哼咗一聲，右手又揸住艇邊。 + +6 +00:00:27,829 --> 00:00:36,534 +雙兒急起上嚟，出力再㩧落去，啪一聲，木槳斷為兩橛，艇仔啊當堂喺海上打橫。 + +7 +00:00:37,206 --> 00:00:40,097 +瘦頭陀個頭暈咗一下，捹一捹個頭。 + +8 +00:00:40,798 --> 00:00:53,961 +韋小寶匕首一割，瘦頭陀右手四隻手指一齊斷晒，痛到佢不得了，點都支持唔住喇一鬆手，個身喺海處浮下沉下，大叫大罵。 + +9 +00:00:54,561 --> 00:01:00,205 +雙兒攞起剩翻嘅一支槳，出力咁扒，噉啊艇仔呢，又向岸邊駛去。 + +10 +00:01:00,887 --> 00:01:05,148 +駛咗一陣，離開大船好遠嘞，眼見就追唔到嘞。 + +11 +00:01:06,376 --> 00:01:21,644 +大船上便啊只有一隻艇仔，洪教主佢哋武功再高啊，喺呢個寒冷徹骨嘅天氣，邊個都唔敢跳落水游水嚟追㗎？何況游水啊，再快都追唔到艇仔嘞。 + +12 +00:01:22,873 --> 00:01:35,703 +韋小寶攞起艇底一塊木板幫住扒，噉初時呢，仲隱約聽見大船上便眾人憤怒噉叫罵，又過咗一陣，啲北風終於冚住眾人嘅聲音嘞。 + +13 +00:01:36,901 --> 00:01:42,704 +韋小寶松翻啖氣佢話：唉，謝天謝地，終於走甩嘞。 + +14 +00:01:43,853 --> 00:01:47,616 +噉兩個人扒咗細半個時辰，艇仔靠岸。 + +15 +00:01:48,180 --> 00:01:57,345 +雙兒跳落水，海水啊只係浸到膝頭哥唧，佢拉住艇頭嗰半闕鐵鏈，將艇仔掹到岸邊佢話：得喇。 + +16 +00:01:58,422 --> 00:02:02,940 +韋小寶擁身一跳就上咗岸，佢話：大功告成喇。 + +17 +00:02:03,787 --> 00:02:07,860 +雙兒笑咗一笑，退開幾步佢話：相公你唔好嚟啊。 + +18 +00:02:08,442 --> 00:02:11,693 +我哋要快啲走喇，畀洪教主佢哋追到就唔得喇。 + +19 +00:02:12,594 --> 00:02:17,922 +韋小寶吃咗一驚，皺起眉頭問：呢度係乜鬼嘢地方嚟啊？ + +20 +00:02:18,852 --> 00:02:27,186 +佢四圍咁望，只見白雪皚皚嘅平原無邊無際，黑夜之中，亦睇唔見有第二樣嘢。 + +21 +00:02:27,971 --> 00:02:32,056 +雙兒話：真係唔知道呢度係咩嘢地方噃。 + +22 +00:02:32,434 --> 00:02:35,670 +相公啊，你話我哋走到邊度好呢？ + +23 +00:02:36,663 --> 00:02:44,682 +韋小寶冷到滴滴震，頭腦都似乎凍到僵晒嘞，一啲辦法都諗唔出，佢猛咁鬧： + +24 +00:02:44,931 --> 00:02:50,606 +死人頭吖，都係方怡嗰個衰女唔好，害到我哋啊，凍死喺雪地。 + +25 +00:02:51,627 --> 00:02:56,222 +雙兒話：我哋走罷啦，行一陣個身就會暖啲㗎喇。 + +26 +00:02:57,103 --> 00:03:01,117 +兩個人拖住手，向住雪地行過去。 + +27 +00:03:02,066 --> 00:03:10,537 +啲雪呢已經積咗成尺幾厚，一步踩落去成隻小腿咁深，拔腳跨步非常艱難。 + +28 +00:03:11,553 --> 00:03:18,358 +雖然係噉唧，因為怕洪教主追住嚟啊，所以一陣都唔敢停留嘞，猛咁趕路。 + +29 +00:03:18,878 --> 00:03:21,551 +噉又問起雙兒點解會喺隻船處啊噉。 + +30 +00:03:22,801 --> 00:03:31,449 +原來嗰日韋小寶一見到方怡，就失魂落魄噉趕住過去會面，雙兒喺隻艇仔處跟住佢。 + +31 +00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:40,406 +等到佢失手被擒嘞，噉人人都掛住睇住韋小寶，雙兒十分機靈，即刻喺船尾匿埋。 + +32 +00:03:40,655 --> 00:03:49,128 +嗰隻戰船呢，係洪教主等人，由清兵手上搶翻嚟嘅，舵師水手都係清兵。 + +33 +00:03:50,013 --> 00:03:56,337 +雙兒着嘅呢本來係驍騎營官兵服飾，噉啊撈埋喺官兵裏便呢邊個都冇發覺。 + +34 +00:03:57,292 --> 00:04:01,963 +一直到戰船駛到岸邊喇，佢先至半夜出嚟搭救韋小寶。 + +35 +00:04:03,060 --> 00:04:05,853 +韋小寶大讚佢聰明機警呢就話： + +36 +00:04:06,551 --> 00:04:12,727 +方怡呢個妹釘呢一味呃我、害我，雙兒呢個寶貝呢總係救翻我條命。 + +37 +00:04:13,473 --> 00:04:15,946 +我唔要佢做老婆喇，我要你做老婆。 + +38 +00:04:16,599 --> 00:04:19,514 +雙兒連忙放開佢隻手，避開幾步佢話： + +39 +00:04:20,194 --> 00:04:23,547 +我話你嘅丫鬟，梗係一心一意服侍你啦。 + +40 +00:04:24,891 --> 00:04:35,430 +我有咗你呢個丫鬟呢，一定係前世㩧穿咗十幾二十個大木魚，掀爛咗十幾二十部四十二章經，今世啊先至有咁好福氣啊。 + +41 +00:04:36,319 --> 00:04:40,672 +雙兒咭咭聲咁笑佢話：相公總係有説話講嘅。 + +42 +00:04:42,283 --> 00:04:53,471 +噉啊一路行到天光，離開海邊已經好遠嘞，捩轉頭一望，只見雪地上兩排清清楚楚嘅腳印遠遠咁伸展出去。 + +43 +00:04:54,483 --> 00:04:58,794 +再向前望，平原似乎係無窮無盡。 + +44 +00:04:59,871 --> 00:05:06,034 +洪教主佢哋雖然冇追嚟啊，睇嚟，亦不過係遲早之間而已唧。 + +45 +00:05:07,320 --> 00:05:09,572 +韋小寶好擔心啊佢話： + +46 +00:05:11,031 --> 00:05:16,411 +我哋就算再行十日十夜，都仲係會畀佢哋追到嘅。 + +47 +00:05:16,785 --> 00:05:25,176 +雙兒指住右便話：吖嗰便好似有啲樹林，我哋行咗入樹林裏便，洪教主佢哋就唔容易搵喇。 + +48 +00:05:26,229 --> 00:05:30,898 +如果係樹林就好咯，不過睇起上嚟都唔係點似唧。 + +49 +00:05:32,031 --> 00:05:36,436 +於是兩個人對準嗰一團高起嘅雪丘，奮力噉走過去。 + +50 +00:05:37,631 --> 00:05:45,828 +行咗一個時辰，已經睇得清楚嘞，只不過係大平原上高起嘅一座小丘，唔係樹林。 + +51 +00:05:46,237 --> 00:05:52,139 +韋小寶話：去到小丘後便睇下啦，或者有地方可以匿埋嘅。 + +52 +00:05:53,316 --> 00:05:57,856 +佢行到呢陣時啊，已經係隔夜風爐都吹得着咯好攰啊。 + +53 +00:05:58,952 --> 00:06:10,417 +又行咗半個時辰，嚟到小丘後便，只見仍然係白茫茫噉一片，就好似係白雪鋪成嘅大海，一啲可以匿埋嘅地方都冇。 + +54 +00:06:11,517 --> 00:06:16,046 +韋小寶又攰又餓，就瞓喺雪地上便佢話： + +55 +00:06:16,499 --> 00:06:25,297 +唉，雙兒啊，你如果唔畀我抱下，接個吻呢，我真係冇力再行路㗎喇。 + +56 +00:06:26,420 --> 00:06:32,330 +雙兒面都紅晒，想話應承啦，又覺得呢件事唔係點妥當。 + +57 +00:06:33,234 --> 00:06:37,057 +正到遲疑嘅時候，忽然聽見身後有啲響聲。 + +58 +00:06:38,097 --> 00:06:43,961 +兩個人擰轉頭一睇，只見七八隻大鹿，喺小丘後便行出嚟。 + +59 +00:06:44,898 --> 00:06:49,042 +韋小寶好歡喜噉話：嘿呀餓到我死死下。 + +60 +00:06:49,513 --> 00:06:52,726 +你，你有冇法子捉隻鹿嚟，殺嚟烤鹿肉食啊？ + +61 +00:06:53,423 --> 00:06:55,546 +雙兒話：我試下啦。 + +62 +00:06:56,355 --> 00:06:59,799 +突然飛身一撲，向幾隻大鹿衝過去。 + +63 +00:07:00,592 --> 00:07:06,926 +梅花鹿啊四隻腳好長嘅，奔跳如飛，一轉身就跑咗幾十丈遠。 + +64 +00:07:07,869 --> 00:07:10,986 +雙兒擰擰頭話：追唔到嘅。 + +65 +00:07:11,854 --> 00:07:18,787 +點知呢啲梅花鹿呢係唔怕人嘅，見雙兒停咗腳步，又擰翻轉頭嘞。 + +66 +00:07:19,591 --> 00:07:25,273 +韋小寶話：我哋瞓喺地下詐死，睇下啲鹿過唔過嚟吖嗱。 + +67 +00:07:26,059 --> 00:07:29,255 +雙兒笑住話：好啊，我試下啦。 + +68 +00:07:29,735 --> 00:07:31,124 +講完就瞓咗喺地。 + +69 +00:07:32,493 --> 00:07:38,567 +幾隻梅花鹿慢慢慢慢噉行到兩個人身邊，似乎十分好奇。 + +70 +00:07:39,865 --> 00:07:51,820 +動物之中啊，鹿嘅智慧係極之低嘅，遠遠唔及狗啊、馬啊、狐狸啊噉，因此成語裏便啊有一句，蠢如鹿豕嘅説話。 + +71 +00:07:53,279 --> 00:08:00,444 +幾隻梅花鹿耷低個頭，喺韋小寶同埋雙兒塊面處擦下聞下，又叫咗幾聲。 + +72 +00:08:00,906 --> 00:08:04,442 +韋小寶話：翻身上馬，狄青降龍！ + +73 +00:08:04,998 --> 00:08:10,250 +突然成個人彈起，飛身坐上鹿背，雙手緊緊揸住鹿角。 + +74 +00:08:10,948 --> 00:08:15,139 +雙兒亦輕輕擎擎噉跳上一隻梅花鹿嘅背上。 + +75 +00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:19,238 +嗰班鹿驚喇，猛跳猛跑。 + +76 +00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:23,007 +雙兒話：你用匕首殺鹿啦。 + +77 +00:08:23,645 --> 00:08:28,551 +韋小寶話：唔殺住，騎住隻鹿逃命，洪教主就追唔到㗎喇。 + +78 +00:08:29,066 --> 00:08:32,405 +啊，冇錯喇，不過千祈唔好失散至得。 + +79 +00:08:33,298 --> 00:08:38,123 +雙兒擔心兩隻鹿啊一隻向東跑，一隻向西跑噉就弊嘞。 + +80 +00:08:39,112 --> 00:08:49,518 +好在梅花鹿呢，脾性係鐘意合群嘅，八隻大鹿喺埋一齊奔跑，噉跑咗一陣，又有七八隻大鹿合埋嚟夾埋一齊。 + +81 +00:08:50,541 --> 00:08:58,730 +梅花鹿身高腿長，奔跑起嚟都唔會輸畀駿馬嘅，只係騎喺鹿背呢就顛簸得好緊要就係喇。 + +82 +00:09:00,226 --> 00:09:05,250 +班鹿向住西北一口氣衝咗幾里路，噉先至放慢腳步。 + +83 +00:09:06,242 --> 00:09:11,613 +背上騎住人嗰兩隻鹿呢就出力咁跳，想將兩個人拋落嚟。 + +84 +00:09:12,464 --> 00:09:18,858 +但係韋小寶同雙兒啊緊緊噉揸住鹿角，噉嗰兩隻鹿呢點拋都拋佢哋唔落嘞。 + +85 +00:09:19,846 --> 00:09:26,370 +韋小寶話：一落鹿背啊，想再上去就難喇，我哋趯得越遠越好。 + +86 +00:09:26,601 --> 00:09:30,589 +呢啲叫做大丈夫一言既出，活鹿難追啊。 + +87 +00:09:32,232 --> 00:09:43,593 +呢一日，兩個人雖然餓到頭暈眼花，仍然係緊緊噉攬住鹿頸、揸住鹿角，任由班鹿呢喺茫茫無際嘅雪原裏便奔跑。 + +88 +00:09:44,742 --> 00:09:53,604 +兩個人知道班鹿多跑一陣，就離開洪教主佢哋遠一啲，同時雪地上便啊，亦冇咗兩個人嘅腳印。 + +89 +00:09:54,611 --> 00:09:58,919 +到咗傍晚時分，班鹿呢，走咗入一座森林嘞。 + +90 +00:09:59,581 --> 00:10:02,666 +韋小寶話：好喇，落嚟啦。 + +91 +00:10:03,465 --> 00:10:07,491 +拔出匕首，將佢騎住嗰隻鹿嘅喉嚨割斷。 + +92 +00:10:08,554 --> 00:10:10,748 +嗰隻鹿跑咗幾步就𢴈喺地嚟。 + +93 +00:10:11,162 --> 00:10:15,973 +雙兒話：一隻鹿夠食㗎喇，放生我嗰隻鹿啦。 + +94 +00:10:16,467 --> 00:10:18,192 +噉就喺鹿背跳咗落地。 + +95 +00:10:19,334 --> 00:10:25,837 +韋小寶筋疲力盡啊全身骨骼就好似散晒噉，噉瞓喺地下一味喘氣。 + +96 +00:10:26,486 --> 00:10:33,131 +過咗一陣，趴喺隻鹿嘅頸邊，將個嘴對住傷口，咕咕聲飲咗十幾啖熱血。 + +97 +00:10:33,344 --> 00:10:36,264 +佢話：雙兒啊，你過嚟飲啦。 + +98 +00:10:37,460 --> 00:10:43,472 +因為有大量鹿血入肚，精神為之一振啊，個身呢都慢慢有啲暖意嘞。 + +99 +00:10:44,992 --> 00:10:51,743 +雙兒飲過鹿血，用匕首割咗一隻鹿腿，執咗啲枯枝，就透着火燒烤鹿肉。 + +100 +00:10:52,243 --> 00:11:01,274 +佢話：鹿啊鹿，你救咗我哋條命，我哋反而將你殺咗嚟食，實在對唔住啊。 + +101 +00:11:02,543 --> 00:11:06,884 +兩個人食完烤鹿肉，就喺火堆旁邊瞓覺嘞。 + +102 +00:11:07,952 --> 00:11:14,340 +第二朝早醒咗起身，雙兒又試燒烤啲鹿肉，噉兩個人飽餐一頓。 + +103 +00:11:15,471 --> 00:11:23,611 +韋小寶頂帽呢尋日騎喺鹿背上便，奔跑嘅時候跌咗，雙兒啊剝咗啲鹿皮，幫佢做過一頂。 + +104 +00:11:24,859 --> 00:11:32,818 +韋小寶話：尋日跑咗一日，洪教主佢哋唔容易搵到我哋㗎喇，不過呢仲有啲危險啊。 + +105 +00:11:33,534 --> 00:11:43,664 +最好就騎住梅花鹿，再向北跑多三四日添，噉我韋教主同你雙兒夫人呢，就仙福永享壽與天齊喇。 + +106 +00:11:44,668 --> 00:11:49,407 +雙兒笑住話：咩嘢雙兒夫人呢幾咁難聽啊。 + +107 +00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:54,938 +你想騎鹿啫嘛噉都唔難，呢，嗰度唔係有群鹿過緊嚟嘞咩？ + +108 +00:11:55,877 --> 00:12:03,641 +果然見到二十幾隻大鹿小鹿，喺東便踏雪而嚟，噉啊伸高個頭，咬樹上嗰啲嫩葉嚟食。 + +109 +00:12:05,028 --> 00:12:10,773 +森林裏便啊人跡罕至啊，啲鹿見到兩個人呢一啲都唔怕嘅。 + +110 +00:12:11,513 --> 00:12:16,758 +雙兒話：啲鹿咁和善，唔好殺傷佢哋喇。 + +111 +00:12:17,327 --> 00:12:19,984 +尋日嗰隻大鹿已經夠我哋食十幾日喇。 + +112 +00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:31,991 +講完，喺死鹿身上斬咗幾大嚿鹿肉，用鹿皮索綁起嚟，同韋小寶一人孭幾嚿，就慢慢行去啲鹿嗰度咯噃。 + +113 +00:12:33,122 --> 00:12:39,890 +韋小寶摸下一隻大鹿，嗰隻鹿擰轉頭過嚟，舐下佢塊面，一啲都唔驚佢。 + +114 +00:12:40,597 --> 00:12:44,504 +韋小寶話：哎呀呢隻鹿吖同我大功告成喎。 + +115 +00:12:45,194 --> 00:12:48,570 +雙兒咭噉一笑，佢話：你騎上去先啦。 + +116 +00:12:49,734 --> 00:12:55,814 +噉佢同雙兒分別跳上鹿背，噉兩隻鹿呢噉先至驚起上嚟向前飛跑。 + +117 +00:12:57,184 --> 00:12:59,440 +啲鹿啊始終喺密林裏便奔跑。 + +118 +00:13:00,045 --> 00:13:07,810 +兩個人揸住鹿角，控制方向，只要係向住北便行，噉就同洪教主越嚟越遠嘞。 + +119 +00:13:08,970 --> 00:13:17,552 +韋小寶呢陣時已經知道騎鹿唔難嘞，騎咗兩個幾時辰，就同雙兒跳翻落地，由得啲鹿自己跑咗去。 + +120 +00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:23,328 +就係噉樣，連氣十幾日啊，喺密林裏便騎鹿奔跑。 + +121 +00:13:24,008 --> 00:13:29,910 +有時遇唔到鹿群嘅時候就慢慢行，餓喇，就食烤鹿肉。 + +122 +00:13:31,165 --> 00:13:42,416 +兩個人原來着嘅衣服，早就喺樹林裏便畀啲荊棘勾到破爛不堪，噉而家都換咗雙兒新做嘅鹿皮衫褲，連對鞋都係鹿皮做嘅。 + +123 +00:13:43,722 --> 00:13:55,261 +呢一日，出咗大樹林，忽然間聽見水聲轟隆，行咗一陣，就嚟到一條大江旁邊，只見水勢洶湧啊流得好急。 + +124 +00:13:55,794 --> 00:14:02,804 +兩個人喺密林裏便行咗十幾日，突然間見到呢條大江，胸襟都爽朗晒啊。 + +125 +00:14:03,751 --> 00:14:15,041 +噉順住呢條江水向北行咗幾個時辰，忽然見到三名身穿獸皮嘅漢子，手揸鋤頭鐵叉，睇個樣呢，似乎係獵人嘞。 + +126 +00:14:15,733 --> 00:14:24,302 +韋小寶好耐都冇見過人嘞，個心好歡喜，連忙行上前問佢哋話：三位大哥，你哋去邊處啊？ + +127 +00:14:25,202 --> 00:14:31,767 +一名四十零歲嘅漢子話：我哋去牡丹江趁圩，你哋又係去邊度㗎？ + +128 +00:14:32,618 --> 00:14:34,238 +啲口音好古怪嘅。 + +129 +00:14:35,179 --> 00:14:38,853 +韋小寶話：哎呀，牡丹江喺嗰便㗎？ + +130 +00:14:38,987 --> 00:14:43,137 +我哋行錯路喇，跟住三位大哥去呢噉就啱晒喇。 + +131 +00:14:44,071 --> 00:14:48,402 +噉就同三個人一拍行，一便行一便嘍佢哋傾偈。 + +132 +00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:59,932 +原來嗰三個人呢係通古斯人，以打獵挖參為生，噉經常去牡丹江趁圩嘅，同漢人做生意，因此呢，會講翻一啲漢話。 + +133 +00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:04,954 +去到牡丹江，原來係好大一個圩市。 + +134 +00:15:06,131 --> 00:15:14,051 +韋小寶身邊嗰一大沓銀票啊，一直帶住冇失到嘅，就請嗰三個通古斯人去酒鋪飲酒。 + +135 +00:15:14,923 --> 00:15:18,446 +飲飲下，聽見隔籬枱有人話： + +136 +00:15:19,264 --> 00:15:27,983 +嗯，你呢條棒槌，好到極咯，啊上個月有人喺呼瑪爾窩集山嗰便嚟。 + +137 +00:15:28,682 --> 00:15:38,689 +韋小寶同雙兒聽到呼瑪爾窩集山，個心都不禁一震啊，對望咗一眼，就一齊向講説話嘅人望過去。 + +138 +00:15:39,957 --> 00:15:45,963 +見係兩個老人家，正喺度攞住一條帶葉嘅新挖人參喺度欣賞緊。 + +139 +00:15:47,244 --> 00:15:55,273 +韋小寶攞出一錠銀，交畀酒保，吩咐佢切一大碟熟牛肉，打兩斤白酒送過隔籬枱。 + +140 +00:15:56,441 --> 00:16:03,304 +兩名老參客好奇怪啦唔知道呢個小獵人因咩事咁好客呢，就猛咁多謝。 + +141 +00:16:04,410 --> 00:16:13,904 +韋小寶過去敬咗幾杯酒，噉啊以佢嘅口才啊，三言兩語之間，就探聽到呼瑪爾窩集山喺邊處嘞。 + +142 +00:16:15,339 --> 00:16:21,546 +原來由呢處向北，仲有成兩三千里，嗰兩個參客都從來未去過嘅。 + +143 +00:16:22,882 --> 00:16:28,325 +韋小寶叫埋雙兒過嚟，要佢講咗啲地圖上其餘山川嘅名。 + +144 +00:16:28,823 --> 00:16:36,280 +兩個老參客啊逐一逐二指點咗方位遠近，果然同地圖上嘅記載係一啲都冇錯嘅。 + +145 +00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:42,018 +酒醉飯飽之後，噉啊同通古斯人同埋參客分別咗。 + +146 +00:16:42,770 --> 00:16:55,181 +韋小寶諗嘞：嗰個鹿鼎山，原來離呢度仲有好幾千里路嘅，橫掂得閒冇事做啫，不如去將寶貝掘出嚟都好啊。 + +147 +00:16:56,259 --> 00:17:06,412 +其實掘唔掘寶貝啊，佢並唔係點在乎嘅，講真㗎啦，佢係怕遇到洪教主瘦頭陀嗰班人啊。 + +148 +00:17:07,030 --> 00:17:15,516 +洪教主佢哋喺南便，如果自己再向北兩三千里，洪教主無論如何都搵唔到自己嘞。 + +149 +00:17:16,028 --> 00:17:27,586 +佢又諗：我同雙兒喺荒山野嶺等佢十年八年，洪教主啊非死不可嘅，唔通佢真係能夠，壽與天齊咩？ + +150 +00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:34,135 +於是去鋪頭買咗兩件上等嘅貂皮袍，同雙兒一人一件着好。 + +151 +00:17:34,603 --> 00:17:46,702 +噉又怕萬一畀洪教主追到啊，貂皮袍外便呢仍然着住嗰件粗陋嘅鹿皮衫冚住，用煤麩啊搽黑塊面，噉就算追到嘞，亦希望佢認唔出。 + +152 +00:17:47,306 --> 00:17:50,081 +噉啊請咗一架大車，一路向北行。 + +153 +00:17:50,690 --> 00:17:58,679 +喺大車裏便，同雙兒傾傾講講，偶然大功告成一下，真係其樂融融啊。 + +154 +00:18:00,100 --> 00:18:05,323 +噉啊坐咗二十幾日大車，越係向北呢，就越加冷嘞。 + +155 +00:18:06,284 --> 00:18:10,224 +條路冰封雪積，大車已經唔能夠通行。 + +156 +00:18:10,913 --> 00:18:18,239 +兩個人就改為騎馬，到咗收尾，連馬都唔能夠行喇，就喺密林雪原上便就噉行。 + +157 +00:18:19,574 --> 00:18:27,337 +好在韋小寶其實係為咗避難唧，眼見窮山惡水四野無人，個心啊越覺得平安。 + +158 +00:18:27,903 --> 00:18:34,996 +雙兒嘅記性極之好嘅，跟住地圖上面所畫嘅方位，慢慢向北方一路咁搵。 + +159 +00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:41,257 +撞到獵人參客，就打聽地名，同地圖記載嘅嚟到印證。 + +160 +00:18:43,031 --> 00:18:49,993 +地圖上便有八個顏色嘅圈仔，就係鹿鼎山嘞，嗰度係有兩條大江合流嘅。 + +161 +00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:54,600 +呢日計起上嚟呢，距離應該冇幾遠㗎嘞。 + +162 +00:18:55,670 --> 00:19:06,138 +兩個人喺一座大叢林裏便正在行緊，突然間，東北角上面嘭噉一聲，係火器射擊嘅聲音。 + +163 +00:19:06,891 --> 00:19:11,028 +韋小寶大吃一驚啊佢話：哎呀弊嘞，洪教主追嚟喇。 + +164 +00:19:11,588 --> 00:19:15,527 +連忙拉住雙兒，匿埋喺樹後嗰啲草林裏便。 + +165 +00:19:16,211 --> 00:19:21,748 +跟住聽見十幾個人呼喝號叫跑過嚟，跟住呢，又有馬蹄聲。 + +166 +00:19:23,401 --> 00:19:34,100 +韋小寶怕嘅只係洪教主追嚟啫將佢捉住抽筋剝皮，呢個時候聽啲聲音呢，似乎同洪教主無關，就稍為放心嘞。 + +167 +00:19:35,491 --> 00:19:41,985 +喺草林裏便裝出去，只見十幾個通古斯獵人，猛咁嗌猛咁走。 + +168 +00:19:43,074 --> 00:19:51,292 +忽然間，聽見嘭嘭嘭嘭，幾個獵人𢴈咗喺地，轆咗幾轆，就死咗咯，個身啊流啲血出嚟。 + +169 +00:19:52,389 --> 00:19:57,643 +韋小寶揸住雙兒隻手佢心諗：呢啲係外國鬼嘅火槍啊。 + +170 +00:19:58,782 --> 00:20:07,253 +跟住又馬蹄聲響，七八騎馬衝過嚟，騎馬嘅，果然都係黃鬚綠眼嘅外國官兵。 + +171 +00:20:08,331 --> 00:20:16,081 +一個個身材魁梧神情兇惡，有啲係揸住火槍，有啲係揸住彎刀亂咁斬。 + +172 +00:20:17,111 --> 00:20:22,125 +一陣間咁耐，就將其餘嘅通古斯獵人冚𠾴唥斬死嘞。 + +173 +00:20:23,418 --> 00:20:35,850 +啲外國官兵哈哈大笑，跳咗落馬，搜查獵人身上所帶嘅嘢，噉攞咗幾張貂皮、六七隻銀狐，嘰哩咕嚕噉講咗一陣，就上馬去咗嘞。 + +174 +00:20:37,276 --> 00:20:43,259 +韋小寶同雙兒聽見馬蹄聲去遠咗，噉先至慢慢喺草林裏便出嚟。 + +175 +00:20:44,309 --> 00:20:47,266 +睇下啲獵人，已經冇一個係生嘅。 + +176 +00:20:48,249 --> 00:20:53,342 +韋小寶低聲話：呢啲外國鬼，都係大賊啊。 + +177 +00:20:54,143 --> 00:20:59,252 +雙兒話：仲惡過大賊啊，搶咗嘢仲要殺人喎。 + +178 +00:21:00,263 --> 00:21:02,472 +韋小寶突然間諗起一件事就話： + +179 +00:21:03,703 --> 00:21:09,193 +點解會有外國大賊嘅呢？唔通吳三桂已經造反啦？ + +180 +00:21:10,618 --> 00:21:17,158 +佢知道吳三桂同羅剎國有約，雲南一發兵，羅剎國就喺北方進攻嘞。 + +181 +00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:26,644 +而家突然間見到咁多外國兵，莫非幾十日以嚟，不聞外事吳三桂已經逳手啦？ + +182 +00:21:27,552 --> 00:21:33,266 +想到吳三桂手下兵馬眾多，不禁為小玄子擔憂嘞。 + +183 +00:21:34,479 --> 00:21:46,140 +雙兒話：唉，呢啲獵人真係可憐喇，佢哋屋企嘅父母妻子，而家正在等佢哋返去啊。 + +184 +00:21:47,339 --> 00:21:52,523 +韋小寶嗯噉應咗一聲，突然間佢話：我要返去見小皇帝。 + +185 +00:21:52,993 --> 00:21:57,453 +嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/163.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/163.srt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..85864e6f15d6ae76d345349e37f23ae2d6e73a1d --- /dev/null +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/163.srt @@ -0,0 +1,811 @@ +1 +00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,397 +前文再續啊書接上一回啊。 + +2 +00:00:04,905 --> 00:00:13,826 +話説韋小寶見啲外國兵殺咗十幾個通古斯獵人，佢諗起唔知係咪吳三桂起兵造反呢？ + +3 +00:00:15,127 --> 00:00:18,143 +突然間佢話：我要返去見小皇帝。 + +4 +00:00:19,540 --> 00:00:23,472 +雙兒好奇怪嘞就問：見小皇帝？ + +5 +00:00:24,483 --> 00:00:24,955 +冇錯。 + +6 +00:00:25,764 --> 00:00:35,560 +吳三桂起兵造反，小皇帝呢一定有好多説話同我講嘅，就算我諗唔出咩主意，同佢傾下偈解下悶都係好㗎嘛。 + +7 +00:00:36,259 --> 00:00:37,480 +我哋而家就返去北京嘞。 + +8 +00:00:38,771 --> 00:00:40,710 +噉，唔去鹿鼎山喇？ + +9 +00:00:42,062 --> 00:00:44,334 +呢次唔去咯，下次再去啦。 + +10 +00:00:45,531 --> 00:00:52,208 +韋小寶啊雖然係貪財啊，但係佢存嘅金銀財寶，點都使唔晒啦。 + +11 +00:00:53,500 --> 00:01:02,968 +想到鹿鼎山同小玄子嘅龍脈有關，實在唔想去掘，因為怕一掘啊，就會害咗小玄子條命嘞。 + +12 +00:01:04,056 --> 00:01:15,010 +佢搵出八部四十二章經裏便嘅碎羊皮，將佢夾成一幅地圖，查出咗地圖上嘅山川名字，噉一直都係非常熱心嘅。 + +13 +00:01:16,096 --> 00:01:23,856 +但係真係嚟到鹿鼎山嘞，忽然又怕起上嚟，就希望搵個咩嘢藉口，離得越遠越好。 + +14 +00:01:25,333 --> 00:01:39,880 +如果話完全係為咗顧全對康熙嘅義氣噉就未必，只係鹿鼎山掘寶呢件事實在太大嘞，佢身邊呢，只有雙兒一個人，事到臨頭就不免膽怯。 + +15 +00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:51,087 +呢，你話如果佢帶住幾千名驍騎營官兵，講唔定啊已經大叫：誇啦啦兵發鹿鼎山嘞而去嘞。 + +16 +00:01:51,812 --> 00:01:55,712 +雙兒又冇乜主意嘅，噉當然係唯命是從啦。 + +17 +00:01:56,286 --> 00:02:04,973 +韋小寶話：我哋返去北京，千祈唔好撞到啲外國大賊啊，仲係跟住條江邊走，睇下有冇船啦。 + +18 +00:02:05,716 --> 00:02:08,409 +噉就穿出咗樹林，向東便行嘞。 + +19 +00:02:09,028 --> 00:02:14,767 +行到下午，嚟到一條大江旁邊，噉啊遠遠望見有座城寨。 + +20 +00:02:15,474 --> 00:02:17,402 +韋小寶好歡喜佢心諗： + +21 +00:02:18,232 --> 00:02:22,571 +去到城寨呢請船又好騎馬又好，總之有錢就得喇。 + +22 +00:02:22,892 --> 00:02:24,368 +就急急腳噉行嘞噃。 + +23 +00:02:25,036 --> 00:02:34,610 +行咗幾里路，又見到一條大江，由西北蜿蜒而來，就嚟到呢處呢，同嗰條波濤洶湧嘅大江會合。 + +24 +00:02:35,231 --> 00:02:46,255 +雙兒忽然間話：相公啊，呢條就阿穆爾河同黑龍江喇，嗰度，嗰度就係鹿鼎山喇。 + +25 +00:02:46,727 --> 00:02:49,213 +講完，用手指住嗰座城寨。 + +26 +00:02:50,030 --> 00:02:55,731 +韋小寶話：你有冇記錯啊？咁巧嘅？ + +27 +00:02:56,958 --> 00:03:04,817 +地圖上的的確確係噉畫㗎，不過地圖上便，只係八個有顏色嘅圈仔，就冇話有座城寨嘅。 + +28 +00:03:06,102 --> 00:03:09,800 +鹿鼎山上面有座城寨真係古怪嘞。 + +29 +00:03:10,496 --> 00:03:17,039 +哼，我睇呢座城寨啊，唔係點靠得住唧，我哋仲係唔好去喇。 + +30 +00:03:18,191 --> 00:03:20,192 +咩嘢唔係點靠得住啊相公？ + +31 +00:03:20,810 --> 00:03:28,173 +你睇下吖，城頭上啊，有朵妖雲，睇嚟城寨裏頭有個好大好大嘅妖怪啊。 + +32 +00:03:28,431 --> 00:03:32,791 +哎呀，我最怕妖怪㗎喇，相公啊，我哋快啲扯啦。 + +33 +00:03:33,911 --> 00:03:41,163 +就喺呢個時候，只聽見馬蹄聲響，有幾十騎馬順住江邊由南便過嚟。 + +34 +00:03:42,461 --> 00:03:46,362 +呢處四圍都係平原，冇地方可以躲藏嘅。 + +35 +00:03:47,274 --> 00:03:53,490 +韋小寶拉一拉雙兒，兩個人喺江岸轆落去，縮喺江邊嘅大石後便。 + +36 +00:03:54,677 --> 00:04:02,011 +過咗冇幾耐，就見一隊馬隊飛跑而過，騎喺馬上嘅都係外國官兵。 + +37 +00:04:03,083 --> 00:04:09,650 +韋小寶伸伸條脷，眼睇住呢隊外國兵啊入咗城寨嘞，佢話：係唔係呢係唔係呢？ + +38 +00:04:10,303 --> 00:04:13,530 +我話呢座城寨唔係點靠得住，果然冇錯喇。 + +39 +00:04:14,390 --> 00:04:18,187 +原來嗰啲唔係妖雲，係外國番雲啊。 + +40 +00:04:19,466 --> 00:04:27,861 +雙兒話：我哋咁辛苦先至搵到鹿鼎山，點知道呢座山啊，畀外國大賊霸佔咗去喎。 + +41 +00:04:28,932 --> 00:04:32,599 +韋小寶哎吖一聲，跳起身大叫話：弊喇弊喇。 + +42 +00:04:33,648 --> 00:04:37,242 +雙兒見佢面色都變咗就連忙問佢：做咩嘢啊？ + +43 +00:04:38,056 --> 00:04:44,051 +啲外國大賊一定知道咗地圖上嘅秘密，如果唔係，點解搵到呢處啊？ + +44 +00:04:44,812 --> 00:04:48,556 +呢批寶藏同埋龍脈啊，都保唔住咯。 + +45 +00:04:49,931 --> 00:05:01,510 +雙兒從來都冇聽佢講過寶藏同龍脈嘅事嘅，不過嗰幅地圖砌得咁艱難，亦早就想到鹿鼎山呢必定係事關重大。 + +46 +00:05:02,546 --> 00:05:04,731 +見佢皺實眉頭就勸佢話： + +47 +00:05:05,073 --> 00:05:10,642 +相公，既然畀外國兵搵到先咯，都冇法子啦。 + +48 +00:05:11,207 --> 00:05:16,828 +啲外國大賊有火器，咁兇惡，我哋兩個鬥佢哋唔過㗎。 + +49 +00:05:17,532 --> 00:05:19,262 +韋小寶歎咗口氣就話： + +50 +00:05:19,951 --> 00:05:28,853 +唉，噉真係奇怪嘞，我哋嘅地圖拼成咗之後，過咗冇幾日就燒咗咯，點會洩漏咗機密呢？ + +51 +00:05:30,321 --> 00:05:37,190 +呢啲外國大賊係唔係已經掘咗寶藏，破咗小皇帝嘅龍脈呢？一定要查明佢至得。 + +52 +00:05:38,673 --> 00:05:46,860 +不過諗起先頭外國兵喺樹林裏便，殺人嗰啲兇狼殘忍嘅樣，不由得打個冷顫佢沉吟話： + +53 +00:05:48,095 --> 00:05:54,127 +我想去鹿鼎山查清楚呢件事，但係太過危險嘞，要想個法子至得。 + +54 +00:05:54,753 --> 00:06:00,384 +雙兒啊，我哋等到天黑先至去，就唔容易畀啲鬼佬發覺喇。 + +55 +00:06:01,933 --> 00:06:06,956 +話說韋小寶同雙兒食咗啲鹿肉乾，就瞓喺江岸邊休息。 + +56 +00:06:08,211 --> 00:06:11,560 +等到二更時分，噉啊靜靜行去城寨。 + +57 +00:06:11,986 --> 00:06:25,274 +四圍寂靜無聲，呢一晚月色非常之好，望見嗰座城寨係用大木材同大石頭起嘅，面積呢都好大，決非一朝一夕之功。 + +58 +00:06:26,262 --> 00:06:36,511 +韋小寶又諗嘞：呢座城寨早就起㗎喇，唔係有人偷睇咗我個地圖，講畀羅剎人知就嚟呢度起座城寨嘅。 + +59 +00:06:38,107 --> 00:06:42,110 +佢睇見自己同雙兒嘅人影照喺地下，驚喇。 + +60 +00:06:42,970 --> 00:06:54,090 +你話城頭如果有羅剎兵看守，幾槍打過嚟，韋小寶變成韋死寶喇，就掹一掹雙兒，趴低個身，察看動靜。 + +61 +00:06:55,229 --> 00:07:03,407 +只見城寨東南角有一座木屋，窗裏便透出火光，睇嚟係守兵住嘅地方嘞。 + +62 +00:07:04,342 --> 00:07:06,627 +韋小寶喺雙兒耳邊低聲話： + +63 +00:07:07,753 --> 00:07:09,293 +我哋去嗰便睇下咯。 + +64 +00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:12,977 +噉兩個人慢慢向嗰間木屋躝過去嘞。 + +65 +00:07:13,813 --> 00:07:20,722 +啱啱去到窗外，就聽見屋裏便傳出幾下女子嘅笑聲，笑得好淫蕩嘅。 + +66 +00:07:21,832 --> 00:07:27,882 +韋小寶同雙兒對望一眼都覺得好奇怪：點解有女人嘅？ + +67 +00:07:28,844 --> 00:07:31,649 +韋小寶哄隻眼喺窗罅裝入去。 + +68 +00:07:32,552 --> 00:07:37,921 +因為當地天寒風大啊，窗罅塞到密密實實，咩嘢都睇唔見。 + +69 +00:07:38,565 --> 00:07:46,473 +屋裏便呢就不斷噉傳出人聲，一男一女有講有笑，嘰哩咕嚕噉一句都聽唔懂。 + +70 +00:07:47,651 --> 00:07:53,681 +韋小寶啊知道呢對羅剎男女呢唔係做好事㗎喇，佢想搵條罅嚟裝下。 + +71 +00:07:54,477 --> 00:08:02,195 +點知道地下呢結滿晒冰，好滑嘅，一下企唔穩，個頭殼啊撞埋個窗處，忍唔住哎吖一聲。 + +72 +00:08:03,161 --> 00:08:05,259 +屋裏便嘅聲音當堂停咗。 + +73 +00:08:05,932 --> 00:08:09,750 +過咗一陣間，一個男子聲音大聲噉喝問嘞。 + +74 +00:08:10,756 --> 00:08:14,918 +韋小寶同雙兒趴喺地下，一時就唔知點樣好噃。 + +75 +00:08:16,011 --> 00:08:23,452 +只聽見拔起門閂，木門推開，一個人手挽燈籠，照住門外睇下。 + +76 +00:08:23,977 --> 00:08:28,351 +韋小寶輕輕跳起身，舉起匕首㓤入佢嘅胸膛。 + +77 +00:08:28,956 --> 00:08:32,789 +嗰個人啊哼都冇哼一下，就軟顂顂噉跌低嘞。 + +78 +00:08:33,890 --> 00:08:42,510 +雙兒啊搶先入屋，只見房裏便空空蕩蕩唔見有人，佢話：咦？嗰個女人呢？ + +79 +00:08:43,686 --> 00:08:53,456 +韋小寶跟住入去，見到房裏便有一張炕床、一張木枱、一個木箱，枱上便點住一支熊脂蠟燭。 + +80 +00:08:54,128 --> 00:08:56,869 +嗰個女人已經不知去向嘞，就話： + +81 +00:08:57,328 --> 00:08:59,760 +快啲搵，唔好畀佢去報信喇。 + +82 +00:09:00,812 --> 00:09:04,926 +眼見房裏便除咗大門之外，冇其他出路啊。 + +83 +00:09:05,822 --> 00:09:08,969 +佢將死人拉咗入嚟，閂翻埋道大門。 + +84 +00:09:09,507 --> 00:09:13,896 +見嗰個死人係個外國兵士，下身赤裸就冇着褲嘅。 + +85 +00:09:14,821 --> 00:09:20,983 +韋小寶擔高頭望下屋頂，亦唔見有咩異狀啊就話：一定喺呢處嘅。 + +86 +00:09:21,827 --> 00:09:29,988 +衝到木箱旁邊，揭開箱蓋，跟住個身向旁邊一閃，防備嗰個羅剎女人喺箱裏便開槍。 + +87 +00:09:30,637 --> 00:09:33,908 +過咗一陣，唔見動靜啊，雙兒話： + +88 +00:09:34,588 --> 00:09:37,607 +箱裏頭都冇人啊，真係奇喇。 + +89 +00:09:38,523 --> 00:09:46,847 +韋小寶行埋去睇下，見到木箱裏便擠滿晒皮草，用手一扲，下便亦係皮草。 + +90 +00:09:47,870 --> 00:09:53,904 +忽然間，佢聞到一陣濃香，顯然係女子嘅脂粉香氣，就話： + +91 +00:09:54,741 --> 00:09:56,457 +呢處有啲靠唔住喇。 + +92 +00:09:57,164 --> 00:10:04,510 +將皮草揦起嚟掉咗喺地，木箱底下竟然係個大洞，佢好歡喜噉話：喺呢處啊！ + +93 +00:10:05,347 --> 00:10:08,674 +雙兒話：原來呢度有地道嘅。 + +94 +00:10:09,266 --> 00:10:13,033 +韋小寶話：要快啲去截住嗰個羅剎女子至得。 + +95 +00:10:13,522 --> 00:10:17,986 +佢一去報信，大隊嘅外國大差就湧到嚟，噉就不得了喇。 + +96 +00:10:18,657 --> 00:10:25,020 +佢嗱嗱聲除咗身上臃腫嘅皮衣，手揸匕首，就喺個洞處蜎入去。 + +97 +00:10:25,912 --> 00:10:31,364 +佢對外國兵呢就好怕嘅，至於外國女人就唔放在心上。 + +98 +00:10:32,551 --> 00:10:36,890 +嗰條地道斜斜地向下行，只能夠躝㗎啫。 + +99 +00:10:37,783 --> 00:10:42,130 +佢個人瘦小靈活，喺地道裏便躝得特別迅速。 + +100 +00:10:43,011 --> 00:10:45,948 +躝咗十幾丈喇，就聽見前面有聲。 + +101 +00:10:46,774 --> 00:10:52,066 +佢手腳加力，躝得更加快嘞，前面嘅聲音，已經隔得好近。 + +102 +00:10:52,823 --> 00:10:57,189 +左手向前一伸出力一拉，碰到一隻小腿。 + +103 +00:10:57,970 --> 00:11:00,831 +嗰個女子一聲低叫連忙向前逃走。 + +104 +00:11:01,590 --> 00:11:03,670 +韋小寶歡喜到乜嘢噉佢諗： + +105 +00:11:04,185 --> 00:11:07,533 +我如果一劍㓤死你呢唔算英雄好漢。 + +106 +00:11:07,951 --> 00:11:12,033 +好男不與女鬥，中國好男不與羅剎鬼婆鬥。 + +107 +00:11:12,597 --> 00:11:18,681 +外國男鬼我見得多喇，外國女鬼係點樣嘅呢？嘿，我點都要睇清楚至得。 + +108 +00:11:19,406 --> 00:11:24,739 +佢將匕首插翻落劍鞘，猛躝上前，雙手揦住嗰個女子小腿。 + +109 +00:11:26,072 --> 00:11:31,016 +嗰個女子喺地道裏便唔能夠轉身嘞，就搏命向前躝。 + +110 +00:11:31,911 --> 00:11:39,231 +呢個女子好夠力㗎，韋小寶竟然拉佢唔住，反而畀佢拖住向前移咗丈幾遠。 + +111 +00:11:40,031 --> 00:11:46,538 +韋小寶啊雙腳撐開，頂住個地道兩便嘅土壁，噉先至唔再畀佢拉向前。 + +112 +00:11:47,174 --> 00:11:54,121 +突然之間，嗰個女子出力掙扎，韋小寶手上一滑，啊竟然又畀佢掙扎甩嘞。 + +113 +00:11:55,019 --> 00:12:00,196 +嗰個女子迅速躝向前便，韋小寶撲上去，一下攬住佢條腰。 + +114 +00:12:01,405 --> 00:12:06,425 +突然間頭頂空咗，原來，係到咗一笪比較寬敞嘅地方。 + +115 +00:12:07,512 --> 00:12:12,013 +嗰個女子低笑兩聲，擰轉頭，向住韋小寶就吻。 + +116 +00:12:12,634 --> 00:12:15,473 +黑暗之中，吻喺佢鼻哥上便。 + +117 +00:12:16,303 --> 00:12:23,996 +韋小寶只覺得成鼻都係濃香，抱住嗰個女子呢全身赤裸，竟然一絲不掛噃。 + +118 +00:12:25,002 --> 00:12:30,163 +又覺得個女子反手過嚟攬住自己，個心啊一下迷迷懵懵。 + +119 +00:12:31,097 --> 00:12:34,782 +聽見雙兒低聲問佢：相公，你做乜嘢啊？ + +120 +00:12:35,431 --> 00:12:43,011 +韋小寶嗯嗯牙牙想話答佢啦，懷中嗰個女子吻住咗佢個嘴，當堂講唔出説話。 + +121 +00:12:44,233 --> 00:12:53,348 +忽然間，聽見頭頂有人話：我哋知道總督嚟到雅克薩，所以趕嚟相會啊。 + +122 +00:12:54,135 --> 00:13:05,677 +呢句説話一入韋小寶耳仔，吖好似一桶冰水，兜頭淋落嚟，講説話嘅人，竟然係神龍教洪教主啊。 + +123 +00:13:06,690 --> 00:13:09,258 +點解洪教主會喺頭殼頂嘅？ + +124 +00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:14,917 +自己抱住呢個羅剎女子，點解又咁風騷親熱嘅呢？ + +125 +00:13:16,033 --> 00:13:25,804 +佢生平遇到嘅奇事實在唔少，但係今晚喺呢條地道裏便嘅遭遇，卻係從來都未有過嘅，任佢點想都想唔到㗎嘞。 + +126 +00:13:26,711 --> 00:13:33,491 +佢抱住嘅係温香軟玉，心裏頭想嘅呢係洪教主要抽筋剝皮。 + +127 +00:13:34,277 --> 00:13:43,674 +佢膽戰心驚，急忙啊放開懷抱嘅女子，就想轉身逃走嘞噃，點知呢個女子緊緊攬住佢唔肯鬆手。 + +128 +00:13:44,373 --> 00:13:49,439 +韋小寶急到不得了，喺佢耳邊講話：嘰哩咕嚕稀里嘩啦糊里糊塗。 + +129 +00:13:49,866 --> 00:13:53,619 +講咗幾句生安白造嘅羅剎話就希望佢聽懂啦。 + +130 +00:13:54,577 --> 00:13:58,715 +嗰個女子笑咗兩聲，喺佢耳邊低聲噉講咗幾句説話。 + +131 +00:13:59,327 --> 00:14:04,646 +噉估計必定係正宗羅剎話喇，跟住用手喺佢面珠出力噉擰咗一下。 + +132 +00:14:05,622 --> 00:14:11,631 +就喺呢個時候，聽見頭殼頂一個男人嘰哩咕嚕噉講咗一串外國話。 + +133 +00:14:12,403 --> 00:14:15,223 +佢個聲音一停，另外一個人話： + +134 +00:14:16,032 --> 00:14:25,491 +總督大人話，神龍教教主大駕光臨，佢非常歡迎，冇過嚟迎接非常失禮，請洪教主原諒。 + +135 +00:14:26,107 --> 00:14:36,627 +總督大人祝賀洪教主長命百歲，多福多壽，事事如意，盼望同洪教主做個好朋友，同心協力，共圖大事。 + +136 +00:14:37,650 --> 00:14:47,158 +韋小寶個心話：呢個傳話嘅人冇學問呢，將仙福永享壽與天齊，傳成長命百歲多福多壽喎。 + +137 +00:14:47,952 --> 00:14:58,439 +又聽見洪教主話：敝人祝賀羅剎國皇上萬壽無疆，祝賀總督大人福壽康寧，指日高升。 + +138 +00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:11,250 +敝人竭誠竭力，同羅剎國同心協力，共圖大事，從此有福共享，有難共當，雙方永遠唔會背盟。 + +139 +00:15:11,895 --> 00:15:16,971 +嗰個傳話嘅人講咗之後，羅剎國總督跟住又嘰哩咕嚕噉講到冇停嘞。 + +140 +00:15:17,567 --> 00:15:23,736 +韋小寶喺嗰個女子耳邊低聲噉問：你係邊個啊？點解唔着衫㗎？ + +141 +00:15:24,801 --> 00:15:30,997 +嗰個女子低聲笑住話：你係邊個？為乜嘢，衫，着住嘅？ + +142 +00:15:31,561 --> 00:15:34,064 +講完，就嚟解韋小寶嘅內衣。 + +143 +00:15:35,228 --> 00:15:39,480 +韋小寶喺呢個時候邊度有心情做呢啲風流快活勾當吖。 + +144 +00:15:40,256 --> 00:15:49,324 +佢聽過湯若望、南懷仁講中國話，噉呢個時候呢個羅剎女子會講中國話亦唔奇怪，佢連忙話： + +145 +00:15:49,733 --> 00:15:52,090 +呢處好危險㗎，我哋快啲出去啦。 + +146 +00:15:52,779 --> 00:15:58,286 +嗰個女子低聲話：唔逳，唔逳，逳喇，就聽見喇。 + +147 +00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:03,856 +佢講嘅雖然係中國話啊，但語氣生硬，聽起嚟好硬耳嘅。 + +148 +00:16:05,031 --> 00:16:07,026 +於是韋小寶逳都唔敢逳嘞。 + +149 +00:16:07,973 --> 00:16:16,609 +佢聽住洪教主同嗰個羅剎國總督商議，話吳三桂喺雲南一起兵，雙方就夾攻清廷。 + +150 +00:16:17,191 --> 00:16:23,551 +所定嘅方略，果然同嗰個蒙古鬍鬚佬罕帖摩所講嘅完全一樣嘅。 + +151 +00:16:24,463 --> 00:16:27,260 +講到收尾，洪教主又獻一計。 + +152 +00:16:27,807 --> 00:16:33,705 +話羅剎國如果由遼東進攻，路程又遠，沿途清兵防守又嚴； + +153 +00:16:34,185 --> 00:16:43,043 +不如由海路喺天津登陸，用火器大炮直攻北京，就可以比吳三桂先取北京喇噉。 + +154 +00:16:43,813 --> 00:16:52,450 +嗰個總督好歡喜猛讚好嘢，話洪教主咁忠心，將來一定劃出中國幾個省，立佢為王。 + +155 +00:16:53,383 --> 00:16:55,386 +洪教主啊猛咁多謝。 + +156 +00:16:55,986 --> 00:16:59,063 +韋小寶又驚又嬲啊，佢諗： + +157 +00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:05,385 +洪教主呢個傢伙亦係大漢奸，同吳三桂啊一啲分別都冇。 + +158 +00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:17,606 +呢個計策啊好毒辣啊，我要去稟告小皇帝聽，喺天津海口多裝啲大炮，羅剎國兵船嚟攻，就兵乓兵乓轟叉佢。 + +159 +00:17:18,883 --> 00:17:20,232 +只聽洪教主又話： + +160 +00:17:20,823 --> 00:17:33,420 +總督大人咁遠路嚟到中國，我哋冇咩嘢好嘢孝敬嘞，只係大東珠一百粒、貂皮一百張、人參一百斤，送畀總督大人； + +161 +00:17:33,801 --> 00:17:37,611 +另外仲有貢品，呈畀羅剎國皇上。 + +162 +00:17:38,752 --> 00:17:46,996 +韋小寶聽到呢處個心話：呢隻老狗吖居然置備咗咁多禮物，確係神通廣大噃。 + +163 +00:17:48,202 --> 00:17:54,032 +突然覺得塊面一熱，原來嗰個女子將個面珠貼過嚟，跟住又摸下佢。 + +164 +00:17:54,749 --> 00:17:57,622 +韋小寶亦唔客氣喇亦摸翻轉頭。 + +165 +00:17:58,863 --> 00:18:02,088 +嗰個女子突然間咭噉一聲，笑起上嚟噃。 + +166 +00:18:02,788 --> 00:18:06,956 +呢下笑聲都幾大㗎，洪教主當堂聽見嘞。 + +167 +00:18:07,684 --> 00:18:14,731 +但係諗住總督大人房間裏便收埋個女子，事屬尋常吖，就詐作冇聽見。 + +168 +00:18:15,642 --> 00:18:19,953 +講咗幾句客套話，話聽日再詳談啦噉就告辭出去嘞。 + +169 +00:18:21,150 --> 00:18:32,781 +韋小寶突然聽見頭頂啪噉一聲，跟住耀眼生光，原來自己同嗰個女子攬實，縮埋喺一個大木箱裏便，箱蓋啊啱啱畀人掀開。 + +170 +00:18:33,952 --> 00:18:42,676 +嗰個女子咭咭聲咁嬌笑，跳出木箱，攞一件衫啊褸喺身上，對韋小寶笑住話：出嚟，出嚟啦。 + +171 +00:18:43,741 --> 00:18:51,883 +韋小寶慢慢喺木箱躝出嚟，只見一個身材魁梧嘅外國軍官手按佩劍，企喺木箱旁邊。 + +172 +00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:55,202 +嗰個女子笑住話：仲有一個。 + +173 +00:18:56,173 --> 00:19:02,580 +雙兒本來想匿埋喺木箱裏便嘅，因為韋小寶如果遇險啊，就可以設法子救佢吖嘛。 + +174 +00:19:03,403 --> 00:19:06,835 +但係而家聽個女子噉樣講咯，亦只有跳出嚟啦。 + +175 +00:19:07,663 --> 00:19:18,173 +韋小寶見嗰個女子一頭金色嘅頭髮，一直褸到膊頭，眼珠碧綠，皮色雪白，容貌非常之美麗。 + +176 +00:19:18,903 --> 00:19:24,801 +不過個鼻哥呢，就未免高咗一啲嘞，身材亦比佢高咗半個頭。 + +177 +00:19:25,834 --> 00:19:32,851 +韋小寶從來都未見過外國女子，噉睇唔出佢有幾多歲，估計不過二十幾歲啦。 + +178 +00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:41,240 +佢笑吟吟噉望住韋小寶話：你，細佬哥，摸我，壞蛋，嘿嘿嘿嘿。 + +179 +00:19:42,423 --> 00:19:45,352 +嗰個總督黑起塊面嘰哩咕嚕噉講咗一陣。 + +180 +00:19:45,904 --> 00:19:47,980 +嗰個女子呢亦係嘰哩咕嚕噉講。 + +181 +00:19:48,890 --> 00:19:51,467 +嗰個總督神態恭敬鞠咗幾個躬。 + +182 +00:19:52,362 --> 00:19:56,239 +嗰個女子又講幾句，跟住用手指住韋小寶。 + +183 +00:19:56,861 --> 00:20:04,002 +嗰個總督打開門，又將嗰個中國人傳譯叫咗入嚟，一男一女就不停口咁講。 + +184 +00:20:04,833 --> 00:20:12,356 +韋小寶見間屋擺住唔少皮草，張床上便又放咗幾件金光閃閃嘅女子衣服。 + +185 +00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:19,894 +忽然間，聽嗰個傳譯話：公主同總督問你，你係咩人？ + +186 +00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:24,093 +韋小寶好奇怪噉話：乜佢係公主啊？ + +187 +00:20:24,781 --> 00:20:34,285 +嗰個傳譯話：呢位係羅剎國皇帝嘅御姐，蘇菲亞公主殿下，呢位係高里津總督閣下，快啲跪低行禮。 + +188 +00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:40,052 +韋小寶諗：公主殿下邊會噉亂七八糟嘅呢？ + +189 +00:20:41,232 --> 00:20:53,894 +但係跟住諗到康熙御妹建寧公主嗰種亂七八糟法呢實在不在呢位羅剎公主之下，總之係皇帝御姐御妹，必定又靚又亂七八糟嘅就係喇。 + +190 +00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,963 +於是笑吟吟噉請咗個安，佢話： + +191 +00:20:57,873 --> 00:21:04,099 +公主殿下，你好，你美貌到極，好似係天上仙女下凡噉。 + +192 +00:21:04,473 --> 00:21:07,083 +我哋中國，從來冇你噉嘅美女嘅。 + +193 +00:21:07,973 --> 00:21:17,110 +蘇菲亞會講一啲最粗淺嘅中國話，聽咗韋小寶嘅説話，知道係稱讚自己美麗，當堂心花怒放就話： + +194 +00:21:17,696 --> 00:21:20,477 +細佬哥，好好，有賞。 + +195 +00:21:21,321 --> 00:21:27,063 +行到去枱邊，拉開櫃桶攞咗十幾個金幣，放落韋小寶隻手處。 + +196 +00:21:27,637 --> 00:21:29,328 +韋小寶話：多謝。 + +197 +00:21:30,324 --> 00:21:39,783 +佢接過金幣，喺燭光之下啊，見到公主五隻手指啊直情好似玉葱一樣，忍唔住伸手揦住放喺嘴邊吻咗一吻。 + +198 +00:21:40,971 --> 00:21:44,376 +嗰個傳譯大吃一驚，喝佢話：唔准無禮！ + +199 +00:21:44,948 --> 00:21:52,897 +點知道吻手禮啊，喺西洋外國極之通行嘅，係對高貴婦女十分尊敬嘅表示。 + +200 +00:21:53,514 --> 00:21:57,053 +韋小寶誤打誤撞，吖竟然做啱咗。 + +201 +00:21:57,666 --> 00:22:05,251 +不過吻手禮呢，吻嘅係女子手背，佢卻係捉住蘇菲亞公主嘅手掌，亂咁吮手指。 + +202 +00:22:05,882 --> 00:22:09,266 +蘇菲亞一味咁嬌笑，亦唔縮翻隻手嘞。 + +203 +00:22:09,777 --> 00:22:14,232 +嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/164.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/164.srt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..232f66d3174fc07e048df3e60ff9b0b1bcdc2c00 --- /dev/null +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/164.srt @@ -0,0 +1,771 @@ +1 +00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,524 +前文再續啊書接上一回啊。 + +2 +00:00:04,883 --> 00:00:12,820 +話說蘇菲亞公主見韋小寶讚佢美麗，好高興，就攞咗十幾個金幣打賞佢。 + +3 +00:00:14,011 --> 00:00:16,990 +韋小寶吻咗一吻蘇菲亞公主隻手。 + +4 +00:00:17,763 --> 00:00:22,226 +蘇菲亞呢亦唔縮翻隻手，只係一味噉嬌笑，佢問： + +5 +00:00:23,019 --> 00:00:24,964 +細佬哥，做乜嘢㗎？ + +6 +00:00:25,880 --> 00:00:28,612 +韋小寶話：細佬哥，打獵嘅。 + +7 +00:00:30,123 --> 00:00:32,413 +突然間門外便有個人大聲話： + +8 +00:00:33,112 --> 00:00:39,776 +呢個細佬哥係中國皇帝手下嘅大臣，唔好畀佢呃咗啊。 + +9 +00:00:40,464 --> 00:00:42,086 +係洪教主嘅聲音。 + +10 +00:00:43,103 --> 00:00:49,598 +韋小寶嚇到魂飛天外啊一扯雙兒嘅衫袖，即刻就向門外衝過去。 + +11 +00:00:50,314 --> 00:00:56,007 +一推開道門，只見洪教主擘開雙手，喺門口攔實。 + +12 +00:00:56,819 --> 00:00:58,877 +雙兒跳起身迎面一拳。 + +13 +00:00:59,804 --> 00:01:04,215 +洪教主左手格開，右手一指，就點中佢條腰嘞。 + +14 +00:01:04,668 --> 00:01:07,079 +雙兒嗯噉一聲，𢴈咗喺地。 + +15 +00:01:07,912 --> 00:01:14,300 +韋小寶笑住話：嘿嘿嘿嘿，洪教主，你老人家仙福永享，壽與天齊啊。 + +16 +00:01:15,288 --> 00:01:17,360 +夫人呢，佢有冇嚟啊？ + +17 +00:01:18,346 --> 00:01:24,132 +洪教主唔回答，左手揦住佢拉佢入房，洪教主話： + +18 +00:01:24,942 --> 00:01:43,649 +啟稟公主殿下、總督大人，呢個人叫做韋小寶，係中國皇帝最親信嘅大臣，係皇帝嘅侍衞副總管、親兵都統、欽差大臣，封嘅係一等子爵。 + +19 +00:01:44,734 --> 00:01:50,459 +嗰個傳譯將呢幾句説話譯咗嘞，蘇菲亞公主同埋總督都唔信噃。 + +20 +00:01:51,193 --> 00:01:56,999 +蘇菲亞笑住話：細佬哥，唔係大臣，大臣，假嘅。 + +21 +00:01:57,846 --> 00:02:00,785 +洪教主話：敝人有證據。 + +22 +00:02:01,413 --> 00:02:06,826 +捩轉頭吩咐話：將嗰個細佬哥嘅衣服攞嚟。 + +23 +00:02:07,987 --> 00:02:15,207 +只見陸高軒攞咗一個包袱入嚟，一打開，赫然係韋小寶原來嘅衣帽服飾。 + +24 +00:02:16,977 --> 00:02:24,513 +韋小寶大為驚奇嘞佢諗：呢啲衣服，點會到咗佢嘅手裏便嘅呢？ + +25 +00:02:25,104 --> 00:02:28,343 +吖洪教主真係神通廣大喇。 + +26 +00:02:29,361 --> 00:02:33,800 +洪教主又吩咐陸高軒話：同佢着翻啲衣服。 + +27 +00:02:34,485 --> 00:02:39,310 +陸高軒應咗，就將啲衣服，同韋小寶逐件着好。 + +28 +00:02:40,301 --> 00:02:52,820 +呢啲衣服連埋黃馬褂，都喺樹林裏便係畀荊棘勾爛咗嘅，但係着起嚟呢，顯然十分合身，戴翻頂帽同花翎，果然係個清廷大官。 + +29 +00:02:54,086 --> 00:03:02,368 +呢啲衣帽如果唔係韋小寶自己嘅，哈，世間上，都怕好難搵呢啲咁小號嘅大官服飾嘞。 + +30 +00:03:03,633 --> 00:03:13,261 +韋小寶笑吟吟噉話：洪教主，你嘅本事真係大喇，我一路噉掉啲衣服，你又一路咁執噃。 + +31 +00:03:14,039 --> 00:03:19,714 +洪教主吩咐陸高軒話：搜下佢身，睇下有乜嘢。 + +32 +00:03:20,458 --> 00:03:24,073 +韋小寶話：嘿，唔使你搜，我攞出嚟。 + +33 +00:03:24,691 --> 00:03:30,194 +講完，喺懷內扲出一大沓銀票，數額啊極之大嘅。 + +34 +00:03:31,323 --> 00:03:40,587 +嗰個總督喺遼東已經好耐嘞，認得銀票，噉啊隨手翻咗幾下，大為驚奇啊對公主啊嘰哩咕嚕，似乎係話： + +35 +00:03:41,076 --> 00:03:45,769 +呢個細路啊果然係好有來歷㗎，身邊帶咗咁多銀喎噉。 + +36 +00:03:46,692 --> 00:03:52,206 +洪教主話：呢個嘢好狡猾嘅，搜下佢身。 + +37 +00:03:52,984 --> 00:04:02,297 +陸高軒將韋小寶身邊所有嘅嘢冚𠾴唥搜晒出嚟，其中，有一道康熙親筆寫嘅密諭，寫住： + +38 +00:04:02,951 --> 00:04:24,904 +欽差大臣、領內侍衛副大臣、兼驍騎營正黃旗滿洲都統、欽賜巴圖魯勇號、賜穿黃馬褂、一等子爵韋小寶前赴遼東一帶公幹，沿途文武百官，聽候調遣。 + +39 +00:04:26,124 --> 00:04:30,693 +呢道御旨上面就蓋咗御寶，即係扱住皇帝嘅大印啊。 + +40 +00:04:31,963 --> 00:04:38,744 +嗰個傳譯用羅剎話讀咗出嚟，蘇菲亞公主同埋高里津總督聽咗都覺得好驚奇啊。 + +41 +00:04:39,619 --> 00:04:48,690 +洪教主話：啟稟公主，中國皇帝係個細佬哥，鐘意用細佬哥做大官。 + +42 +00:04:49,631 --> 00:04:59,744 +呢個細佬哥，同中國小皇帝遊戲玩耍，會拍馬屁會吹牛皮，小皇帝鐘意佢。 + +43 +00:05:01,010 --> 00:05:07,747 +蘇菲亞唔明白，拍馬屁吹牛皮係咩意思，問咗傳譯之後就笑住話： + +44 +00:05:08,863 --> 00:05:12,408 +我亦鐘意人哋拍馬屁吹牛皮嘅。 + +45 +00:05:13,331 --> 00:05:15,495 +韋小寶當堂歡喜晒。 + +46 +00:05:15,699 --> 00:05:18,171 +洪教主嘅面色就十分難睇嘞。 + +47 +00:05:19,312 --> 00:05:23,796 +蘇菲亞又問：中國小皇帝，幾歲？ + +48 +00:05:24,603 --> 00:05:28,136 +韋小寶話：中國大皇帝，十七歲。 + +49 +00:05:29,131 --> 00:05:35,519 +羅剎大沙皇，係我細佬，亦係細佬哥，二十歲，唔係公伯爺。 + +50 +00:05:36,383 --> 00:05:39,356 +韋小寶諗：咩嘢公伯爺啊？ + +51 +00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:45,046 +哦，佢講錯咗喇，將伯爺公講成係公伯爺嘞。 + +52 +00:05:45,602 --> 00:05:51,110 +就指下公主話：羅剎美麗公主，唔係公伯爺，好好。 + +53 +00:05:51,528 --> 00:05:56,075 +又指下自己話：中國大官，唔係公伯爺，好好。 + +54 +00:05:56,870 --> 00:06:02,254 +又指下洪教主話：中國壞蛋，係公伯爺，唔好，唔好。 + +55 +00:06:02,973 --> 00:06:04,839 +蘇菲亞笑到肚都赤啊。 + +56 +00:06:05,794 --> 00:06:10,860 +嗰個羅剎國總督係個三十歲左右嘅年青人，亦大聲咁笑。 + +57 +00:06:11,416 --> 00:06:16,257 +洪教主啊黑起塊面，恨不得一掌就殺咗韋小寶。 + +58 +00:06:16,741 --> 00:06:23,046 +蘇菲亞問：中國細佬哥大官，到呢度嚟，乜嘢做嘅？ + +59 +00:06:23,727 --> 00:06:30,290 +韋小寶話：中國皇帝聽講羅剎國嘅大人嚟到遼東，噉派我嚟睇下。 + +60 +00:06:30,917 --> 00:06:33,879 +皇上知道羅剎國皇帝呢亦唔係公伯爺。 + +61 +00:06:34,726 --> 00:06:44,558 +知道羅剎公主呢，係仙女下凡，就派小人前嚟送禮，送畀公主同總督大人，大東珠兩百粒、人參兩百斤。 + +62 +00:06:44,954 --> 00:06:48,554 +誰知半路遇到呢個大賊，將禮物搶咗去喎。 + +63 +00:06:49,643 --> 00:06:57,696 +韋小寶説話都未講完啊，洪教主啊已經怒不可遏，舉起右掌，就向住韋小寶頭頂劈落去。 + +64 +00:06:58,838 --> 00:07:08,859 +韋小寶先頭喺木箱裏便，聽見洪教主啊送咗唔少珍貴禮物畀總督，於是呢攞嚟加多一倍，話係皇帝送嘅。 + +65 +00:07:09,955 --> 00:07:23,620 +佢口一便講，但係全神貫注啊睇實洪教主噃，一見佢舉起手掌，即刻使出九難教佢嘅神行百變輕功，瀡一聲，走到去蘇菲亞公主身後。 + +66 +00:07:24,211 --> 00:07:29,838 +只聽見誇喇一聲，一張木椅，畀洪教主用手掌劈到冧咗。 + +67 +00:07:30,402 --> 00:07:37,167 +高里津啊吃咗一驚啊，拔出短槍，將槍口指住洪教主，喝佢唔准亂逳。 + +68 +00:07:38,561 --> 00:07:44,923 +先頭韋小寶嗰番説話呢講得太長嘞，公主聽唔懂，就叫傳譯傳話。 + +69 +00:07:45,603 --> 00:07:47,902 +聽完之後對洪教主笑住話： + +70 +00:07:48,692 --> 00:07:52,910 +你嘅禮物，搶佢嘅，自己要一半，唔好！ + +71 +00:07:53,703 --> 00:07:57,267 +洪教主好急啊佢話：唔係啊，唔係啊。 + +72 +00:07:57,578 --> 00:08:02,342 +呢個嘢最會亂講㗎喇，公主千祈唔好信佢㗎。 + +73 +00:08:03,451 --> 00:08:12,560 +佢見羅剎總督，用短槍指住自己，雖然西洋火器厲害啊，但係以佢嘅武功呢，亦唔驚佢。 + +74 +00:08:13,504 --> 00:08:25,468 +只係正當圖謀大事嘅時候，要倚仗羅剎國大力支持，唔能夠因為一時之憤而得罪咗總督，所以就慢慢退到門邊，並冇反抗。 + +75 +00:08:26,354 --> 00:08:29,429 +高里津收起短槍，講咗幾句説話。 + +76 +00:08:29,802 --> 00:08:36,629 +個傳譯話：總督大人請洪教主唔使嬲，佢知道呢個細佬哥亂咁講。 + +77 +00:08:37,056 --> 00:08:41,539 +蘇菲亞公主秘密嚟到東方，中國皇帝決唔會知道。 + +78 +00:08:42,072 --> 00:08:44,922 +中國皇帝亦唔會送禮畀羅剎國總督。 + +79 +00:08:45,903 --> 00:08:49,353 +洪教主即時條氣順晒，佢微笑話： + +80 +00:08:49,850 --> 00:08:55,735 +總督大人英明，見事明白，果然唔會受呢個嘢矇騙。 + +81 +00:08:57,014 --> 00:08:59,220 +噉高里津就問起韋小寶嘅來歷。 + +82 +00:08:59,927 --> 00:09:08,595 +洪教主將佢點樣殺咗大臣鰲拜，點樣送御妹去雲南完婚，點樣吹牛拍馬作惡多端； + +83 +00:09:09,047 --> 00:09:13,960 +以致深得康熙寵幸等等嘅情形，加油添醬噉講咗。 + +84 +00:09:14,682 --> 00:09:24,756 +收尾佢話：呢個嘢係小皇帝嘅左右手，我哋殺咗佢，小皇帝一定非常唔高興。 + +85 +00:09:25,280 --> 00:09:29,133 +我哋起兵做事，成功起嚟亦快得多。 + +86 +00:09:30,454 --> 00:09:33,684 +佢一面講，傳譯不停噉譯成羅剎話。 + +87 +00:09:34,838 --> 00:09:45,036 +蘇菲亞公主啊笑吟吟噉睇住韋小寶好感興趣，似乎洪教主講得韋小寶越係十惡不赦，佢聽起上嚟呢就越開心。 + +88 +00:09:46,551 --> 00:09:52,110 +高里津沉吟咗一陣就問：中國皇帝好歡喜呢個細佬哥啊？ + +89 +00:09:52,928 --> 00:09:59,552 +洪教主話：冇錯，否則佢小小年紀，點會做咁大嘅官呢？ + +90 +00:10:00,403 --> 00:10:08,870 +高里津話：呢個細佬哥唔能夠殺，送信畀中國皇帝，叫佢攞大批金銀珠寶嚟換佢返去啦。 + +91 +00:10:09,514 --> 00:10:15,393 +蘇菲亞好歡喜啊，喺高里津嘅面珠輕輕吻咗一吻，講咗幾句説話。 + +92 +00:10:15,580 --> 00:10:20,119 +呢幾句説話嗰個傳譯冇譯出嚟喇，睇嚟係讚佢聰明啦。 + +93 +00:10:21,053 --> 00:10:23,091 +韋小寶個心歡喜喇佢諗： + +94 +00:10:23,871 --> 00:10:29,604 +只要唔殺我就好喇，要小皇帝攞啲金銀珠寶嚟贖我啫嘛好容易啫。 + +95 +00:10:30,182 --> 00:10:34,732 +洪教主神情就唔係點愉快咯，不過亦無可奈何啊。 + +96 +00:10:35,716 --> 00:10:43,050 +韋小寶將嗰沓銀票分成三沓，一沓送畀蘇菲亞公主，另外一沓送畀高里津； + +97 +00:10:43,619 --> 00:10:48,303 +喺第三沓裏便抽咗兩張一百兩嘅出嚟，送畀嗰個傳譯； + +98 +00:10:48,703 --> 00:10:51,150 +噉其餘嘅呢，就袋咗入自己嘅袋嘞。 + +99 +00:10:52,260 --> 00:10:55,999 +蘇菲亞、高里津同嗰個傳譯都好歡喜。 + +100 +00:10:56,636 --> 00:11:04,090 +蘇菲亞要嗰個傳譯數過總共係幾多錢，噉啊命令佢設法子派人去關內兑換銀兩噉。 + +101 +00:11:04,776 --> 00:11:18,123 +一數，嘩，竟然係十萬兩有多，無意之間就發咗一筆大財，不由得心花怒放，抱住韋小寶喺佢兩邊面珠呢就猛咁親吻，佢話： + +102 +00:11:18,670 --> 00:11:22,414 +銀兩夠多喇，放咗呢個細佬哥返去啦。 + +103 +00:11:23,562 --> 00:11:30,804 +韋小寶個心諗：而家放自己喎，一定畀洪教主捉住抽筋剝皮定啦。 + +104 +00:11:31,133 --> 00:11:37,978 +就連忙話：哎呀，咁美麗嘅公主，我從來都未見過嘅，想睇多幾日添啊。 + +105 +00:11:38,844 --> 00:11:44,724 +蘇菲亞咭咭聲咁嬌笑佢話：我哋，聽日，返莫斯科去喇。 + +106 +00:11:45,902 --> 00:11:49,526 +韋小寶啊邊度知道莫斯科喺邊處嚟呢，就話： + +107 +00:11:50,304 --> 00:11:55,299 +美麗嘅公主，去莫斯科，細佬哥大官，亦去莫斯科。 + +108 +00:11:55,566 --> 00:12:00,502 +美麗公主去天上月亮，細佬哥大官，亦去天上月亮。 + +109 +00:12:01,414 --> 00:12:08,818 +蘇菲亞見佢説話伶俐，得人歡喜，就岌頭話：好，我帶你去莫斯科。 + +110 +00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:15,240 +高里津就皺下眉頭，想話阻止㗎喇，跟住就微笑點頭話： + +111 +00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,570 +好啊，我哋帶你去莫斯科。 + +112 +00:12:19,562 --> 00:12:21,567 +就向洪教主啊揮一揮手。 + +113 +00:12:22,604 --> 00:12:27,838 +洪教主啊只有告辭啦，出門口嘅時候矋咗韋小寶一眼。 + +114 +00:12:28,868 --> 00:12:35,514 +韋小寶向佢伸下條脷扮個鬼臉佢話：洪教主仙福永享，壽與天齊。 + +115 +00:12:36,231 --> 00:12:40,427 +洪教主嬲到不得了，帶住陸高軒等人就扯咗咯。 + +116 +00:12:42,201 --> 00:12:51,179 +羅剎國皇帝啊稱為沙皇，今年二十歲，叫做西奧圖三世，蘇菲亞係佢家姐。 + +117 +00:12:52,052 --> 00:13:01,401 +呢位西奧圖三世，一出世就殘廢嘅，行動不便，國家嘅大事經常喺床上面處理裁決。 + +118 +00:13:02,773 --> 00:13:09,910 +羅剎嘅風俗同中華禮義之邦完全唔同嘅，男女之間嘅關係，向來隨便。 + +119 +00:13:10,842 --> 00:13:17,786 +蘇菲亞性情又放縱，又生得美貌，朝中王公將軍佢嘅情人係頗多㗎。 + +120 +00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:22,587 +高里津總督，英俊倜儻，好得公主歡心。 + +121 +00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:31,663 +佢奉派嚟到東方，喺尼佈楚、雅克薩兩地築城，係企圖佔據中國嘅蒙古遼東等地。 + +122 +00:13:32,432 --> 00:13:37,417 +雅克薩城所在嘅地方呢，就係滿洲八旗嘅藏寶地嘞。 + +123 +00:13:38,530 --> 00:13:46,047 +呢處地當兩條大江合流嘅要沖，滿洲人同羅剎人，竟然不約而同都選中佢。 + +124 +00:13:47,024 --> 00:13:58,900 +公主性情好動貪玩，聽講東方又神秘又古怪，加之思念情人啊，竟然萬里迢迢噉喺莫斯科追到嚟呢處。 + +125 +00:14:00,308 --> 00:14:06,367 +蘇菲亞雖然係喜歡高里津，不過從來都冇諗過咩堅貞專一嘅。 + +126 +00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:14,570 +呢一日，佢喺高里津臥房裏便發現一個地道，好奇心起就落去睇下啦。 + +127 +00:14:16,103 --> 00:14:20,192 +原來呢條地道係通到去雅克薩城外，同崗哨聯絡。 + +128 +00:14:20,854 --> 00:14:25,340 +本來係總督怕城內有變亂，準備嚟逃跑用嘅。 + +129 +00:14:26,338 --> 00:14:32,670 +蘇菲亞見到嗰個守兵，就講啲説話嚟挑逗佢，就同個守兵胡天胡帝嘞。 + +130 +00:14:33,990 --> 00:14:41,689 +而家佢聽韋小寶講話要跟佢去莫斯科，都覺得幾有趣吖，就帶埋佢同雙兒一齊去嘞。 + +131 +00:14:42,527 --> 00:14:53,191 +蘇菲亞有一隊二百名哥薩克兵護衞，有時係騎馬，有時係坐雪橇，喺無邊無際嘅大雪原上日日咁向西行啊。 + +132 +00:14:54,553 --> 00:15:01,359 +行咗二十幾日，離雅克薩城已經極遠嘞，洪教主點都唔會追嚟。 + +133 +00:15:02,163 --> 00:15:09,593 +韋小寶一問，原來去莫斯科，竟然仲有四個多月，不由得佢大吃一驚啊佢話： + +134 +00:15:09,936 --> 00:15:16,880 +哎呀，噉唔係去天邊？再行四個幾月喎，中國細佬哥變成外國公伯爺咯。 + +135 +00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:23,670 +蘇菲亞話：你想返去北京啊？你睇厭咗我喇，係唔係？ + +136 +00:15:24,550 --> 00:15:31,743 +美麗公主就睇多一千年、一萬年都睇唔厭，不過去得咁遠，我怕起上嚟㗎嘛。 + +137 +00:15:32,697 --> 00:15:38,953 +蘇菲亞呢二十幾日裏便，同韋小寶傾偈解悶，學多咗好多中國話。 + +138 +00:15:39,727 --> 00:15:43,523 +韋小寶聰明伶俐，亦學咗唔少羅剎話。 + +139 +00:15:44,792 --> 00:15:48,907 +噉兩個人旅途寂寞，不免就結落啲霧水姻緣嘞。 + +140 +00:15:49,770 --> 00:15:55,700 +呢陣時蘇菲亞聽佢講話要返去北京，不由得有啲戀戀不捨，就話： + +141 +00:15:56,511 --> 00:16:02,147 +我唔准你走，你送我去到莫斯科，陪我一年，然後畀你返去。 + +142 +00:16:03,257 --> 00:16:11,596 +韋小寶暗暗叫苦嘞，同公主相處咗二十幾日，已經知道公主性格剛毅。 + +143 +00:16:12,022 --> 00:16:18,627 +如果唔聽佢話，夾硬要走，佢多數會叫哥薩克兵殺咗自己嘅，嘿咪嘞。 + +144 +00:16:19,106 --> 00:16:22,364 +即刻堆滿笑容，猛話好啊好啊噉。 + +145 +00:16:23,973 --> 00:16:29,697 +到咗挨晚，靜靜去同雙兒商量，睇下有冇逃走嘅機會啦。 + +146 +00:16:30,681 --> 00:16:35,081 +雙兒話：相公要點樣做，我聽你吩咐就係喇。 + +147 +00:16:36,059 --> 00:16:41,139 +韋小寶眼見茫茫雪原，長歎一聲擰擰頭。 + +148 +00:16:42,083 --> 00:16:52,857 +佢知道兩個人如果逃走，唔帶夠糧食，就算蘇菲亞唔派人嚟追啊，喺呢個大雪原之中，亦非凍死餓死不可嘅。 + +149 +00:16:54,152 --> 00:17:03,718 +以前喺遼東森林雪原，雖然荒僻寒冷，仲可以打獵搵食物啦，而家，就連雀鳥都極少。 + +150 +00:17:04,772 --> 00:17:11,413 +有時整整行足一日，雪地上亦見唔到一隻野獸嘅足跡，更唔使講話梅花鹿嘞。 + +151 +00:17:12,523 --> 00:17:16,662 +佢無可奈何，就只有跟住蘇菲亞去莫斯科嘞。 + +152 +00:17:17,710 --> 00:17:30,650 +韋小寶初時仲掛住小皇帝唔知點樣，吳三桂有冇造反，阿珂嗰個靚女呢唔知係咪喺昆明，洪教主同方怡又唔知喺邊處啊等等等等。 + +153 +00:17:31,571 --> 00:17:42,602 +喺大雪原上又行咗個幾月，噉就連呢啲嘢呢都唔諗咯，喺呢啲冰天雪地之中，似乎頭腦都結成咗冰嘞。 + +154 +00:17:43,570 --> 00:17:55,674 +好在佢生性快活，無憂無慮，有時同蘇菲亞講啲唔三唔四嘅羅剎笑話，有時呢，對雙兒講啲信口開河嘅故事，噉都唔算寂寞。 + +155 +00:17:57,018 --> 00:18:00,284 +呢一日，終於到咗莫斯科城外嘞。 + +156 +00:18:00,912 --> 00:18:07,401 +呢陣時，已經係四月天時，氣候漸漸暖，冰雪亦消融嘞。 + +157 +00:18:09,226 --> 00:18:19,795 +只見嗰個莫斯科城嘅城牆雖然係堅厚巨大啊，但係起得十分粗糙，遠望城裏頭個房屋，亦係污穢簡陋。 + +158 +00:18:20,522 --> 00:18:29,371 +莫講話唔能夠同北京啊、揚州啊呢啲大城相比，就係連同中土嘅中小城市啊，亦爭好遠啊。 + +159 +00:18:29,979 --> 00:18:33,737 +只係幾座圓頂尖塔個大教堂都仲幾宏偉。 + +160 +00:18:34,984 --> 00:18:39,751 +韋小寶一見到噉樣，當堂睇唔起羅剎國，佢諗： + +161 +00:18:40,294 --> 00:18:43,132 +狗屁羅剎國吖有咩嘢咁叻啊？ + +162 +00:18:43,821 --> 00:18:47,789 +攞到我哋中國嚟啊，呢種地方係養牛養豬嘅。 + +163 +00:18:48,419 --> 00:18:52,144 +難為公主一路仲大吹莫斯科幾咁繁華添。 + +164 +00:18:53,354 --> 00:18:59,161 +當離開莫斯科幾十里嘅時候，公主嘅衞隊就已經飛馬入城稟報嘞。 + +165 +00:19:00,121 --> 00:19:05,136 +而家只聽見號角聲響，城內一隊火槍兵騎馬出嚟。 + +166 +00:19:05,950 --> 00:19:14,861 +羅剎人鐘意侵佔兼併，所以國土廣大，由東到西啊有幾萬里咁遠嘅，人種又複雜。 + +167 +00:19:15,764 --> 00:19:24,979 +國中精鋭嘅軍隊，其一，係哥薩克騎兵，東征西戰，攻城掠地，壓服各族人民； + +168 +00:19:25,472 --> 00:19:31,288 +其二係火槍營，火器犀利，係保衞京師嘅沙皇親兵。 + +169 +00:19:32,666 --> 00:19:36,842 +火槍手跑到近嘅時候，蘇菲亞吃咗一驚啊。 + +170 +00:19:37,784 --> 00:19:47,137 +只見眾官兵頭上都插咗黑色嘅羽毛，火槍上便，綁住一條黑布，呢啲啊國家有重要人物死咗個標記。 + +171 +00:19:47,872 --> 00:19:52,616 +佢連忙縱馬上前高聲噉問：發生咗咩嘢事啊？ + +172 +00:19:53,335 --> 00:19:56,723 +火槍營隊長翻身下馬，上前躬身話： + +173 +00:19:57,323 --> 00:20:04,053 +啟稟公主，皇上蒙上帝召喚，已經離開咗國家人民上咗天堂喇。 + +174 +00:20:05,063 --> 00:20:10,134 +蘇菲亞好悲痛啊佢流住眼淚問：係咩嘢時候嘅事啊？ + +175 +00:20:11,431 --> 00:20:16,164 +公主如果早到四日，就可以同皇上訣別嘞。 + +176 +00:20:16,943 --> 00:20:29,808 +蘇菲亞雖然早就知道沙皇細佬身體衰弱，條命唔長㗎喇，但係一聽見佢死嘅消息，仲係非常傷感，伏喺馬鞍上便就放聲痛哭。 + +177 +00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:39,323 +韋小寶見公主忽然間喊起上嚟，一問傳譯，先至知道係羅剎國皇帝死咗，嘿個心歡喜喇佢諗： + +178 +00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:48,607 +羅剎國皇帝仙福不享，國裏頭總係要亂一陣嘅，想派兵去打中國啊就冇咁容易喇。 + +179 +00:20:49,597 --> 00:20:54,640 +蘇菲亞佢哋一行跟住嗰個隊長入城，噉就想入去皇宮嘞。 + +180 +00:20:55,553 --> 00:21:00,997 +嗰個隊長話：皇太后吩咐，請公主去城外獵宮休息。 + +181 +00:21:02,006 --> 00:21:08,297 +蘇菲亞又驚又嬲佢問：咩嘢皇太后啊？邊個皇太后管得住我啊？ + +182 +00:21:09,042 --> 00:21:18,634 +點知嗰個隊長左手一揮，火槍手舉起火槍，對住隨從公主嘅衞隊，繳咗佢哋嘅刀槍，吩咐眾衞士落馬。 + +183 +00:21:19,233 --> 00:21:22,540 +公主發惡喇佢話：你哋想造反咩？ + +184 +00:21:23,313 --> 00:21:31,730 +嗰個隊長話：皇太后怕公主回京之後，唔奉新皇諭旨，因此命令小將保護公主。 + +185 +00:21:32,388 --> 00:21:35,050 +新皇？新皇係邊個啊？ + +186 +00:21:35,721 --> 00:21:37,820 +新皇係彼得一世陛下。 + +187 +00:21:38,862 --> 00:21:45,282 +彼得？哈哈哈哈哈哈，彼得係個十歲細佬哥，佢會做咩嘢沙皇啊？ + +188 +00:21:46,031 --> 00:21:49,664 +你講嗰個咩皇太后，係娜達麗亞係唔係啊？ + +189 +00:21:50,331 --> 00:21:50,842 +係。 + +190 +00:21:52,290 --> 00:21:58,161 +蘇菲亞嘅父親，阿萊克修斯米海洛維支沙皇娶過兩位皇后。 + +191 +00:21:59,098 --> 00:22:09,713 +第一位皇后子女好多，前王西奧圖三世同蘇菲亞公主都係佢生嘅，另外仲有個細仔，叫做伊凡。 + +192 +00:22:10,951 --> 00:22:17,029 +第二位皇后娜達麗亞就年輕得多，只係生咗一個仔，就係彼得嘞。 + +193 +00:22:17,571 --> 00:22:22,253 +嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/165.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/165.srt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..6ac92f6e11eca769fa728f8e812634824fdd048e --- /dev/null +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/165.srt @@ -0,0 +1,811 @@ +1 +00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,422 +前文再續啊書接上一回啊。 + +2 +00:00:04,533 --> 00:00:10,747 +話説火槍營嘅隊長奉咗皇太后命令，唔畀蘇菲亞去皇宮。 + +3 +00:00:11,779 --> 00:00:18,081 +蘇菲亞話：唔得，你帶我入宮，我去見娜達麗亞講道理。 + +4 +00:00:18,597 --> 00:00:23,097 +我細佬伊凡，年紀大過彼得吖，點解唔立佢做沙皇啊？ + +5 +00:00:23,621 --> 00:00:26,860 +朝裏便嘅大臣做咩嘢㗎？大家都唔講道理嘅咩？ + +6 +00:00:27,904 --> 00:00:34,523 +嗰個隊長話：小將只係奉皇太后同沙皇嘅命令，請公主唔好見怪。 + +7 +00:00:35,262 --> 00:00:40,431 +講完，拉住蘇菲亞隻馬嘅馬韁，屈咗去東便行。 + +8 +00:00:41,462 --> 00:00:52,429 +蘇菲亞怒不可遏啊，佢一生之中，有邊個敢對佢咁無禮呢？就舉起馬鞭，兜頭兜腦噉拂嗰個隊長。 + +9 +00:00:53,593 --> 00:01:05,739 +嗰個隊長微微一笑，閃身避開，跟住翻身上馬，帶領隊伍，擁住公主，連埋韋小寶同雙兒一齊送咗入去城外獵宮。 + +10 +00:01:07,027 --> 00:01:11,537 +火槍隊喺宮外布防守衞，邊個都唔准出嚟。 + +11 +00:01:12,771 --> 00:01:20,499 +蘇菲亞公主啊嬲到好似癲咗噉啊，將寢室裏便嘅家具、物件𢱕到融融爛爛。 + +12 +00:01:21,173 --> 00:01:27,159 +獵宮嘅廚子按時送嚟嘅酒水食物，亦都畀蘇菲亞一手掉咗。 + +13 +00:01:29,284 --> 00:01:42,092 +就係噉樣，過咗幾日嘞，眼見獵宮外便嘅守衛一啲都冇鬆懈，蘇菲亞就叫咗隊長嚟，問佢要將自己韞到咩嘢時候。 + +14 +00:01:43,034 --> 00:01:55,150 +嗰個隊長話：皇太后吩咐，請公主喺呢度休息，等到彼得一世陛下慶祝登基五十週年，就放公主出去參加慶典嘞。 + +15 +00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:57,650 +你話咩嘢話？ + +16 +00:01:58,702 --> 00:02:03,946 +彼得慶祝登基五十週年，豈不是要將我韞喺呢度韞五十年？ + +17 +00:02:05,101 --> 00:02:10,098 +小將今年四十歲，相信唔能夠再侍候公主五十年。 + +18 +00:02:10,784 --> 00:02:15,567 +過得十年十五年，一定有更年輕嘅隊長嚟接替嘅。 + +19 +00:02:17,042 --> 00:02:23,270 +蘇菲亞想到要韞喺呢處韞五十年，當堂不寒而慄，佢諗一諗就話： + +20 +00:02:24,534 --> 00:02:28,930 +你過嚟啦隊長，我睇你生得好英俊噃。 + +21 +00:02:30,309 --> 00:02:38,230 +佢想用美色嚟引誘佢，使到呢個隊長拜倒石榴裙下，暈晒大浪噉就放自己出去咯。 + +22 +00:02:39,062 --> 00:02:43,870 +點知嗰個隊長深深鞠咗個躬，反而退後一步佢話： + +23 +00:02:44,359 --> 00:02:53,840 +公主請你原諒，皇太后有旨，火槍營嘅官兵裏便，如果有人敢掂一下公主，即刻就要殺頭。 + +24 +00:02:54,285 --> 00:02:56,769 +殺咗隊長，副隊長升上； + +25 +00:02:57,071 --> 00:03:00,863 +殺咗副隊長，第一小隊嘅小隊長升上。 + +26 +00:03:01,370 --> 00:03:04,929 +大家都想升官，監視得好緊㗎。 + +27 +00:03:06,354 --> 00:03:13,362 +原來皇太后知道蘇菲亞美貌風流，如果冇呢項規定啊，至怕韞佢唔住啊。 + +28 +00:03:14,656 --> 00:03:23,629 +嗰個隊長退出去之後，蘇菲亞冇計嘞，唯有伏喺鋪床處痛哭，不停口咁大鬧皇太后啊。 + +29 +00:03:25,237 --> 00:03:36,688 +話説韋小寶喺獵宮裏便韞咗好多日，見到公主每日只係大發脾氣，監守嘅火槍手呢，亦十分粗暴無禮。 + +30 +00:03:37,239 --> 00:03:42,766 +個心諗：咦呀，啲番鬼嘅地方，果然係鬼咁得人驚嘅。 + +31 +00:03:43,622 --> 00:03:54,329 +噉同雙兒商量咗幾次，總係覺得要逃出獵宮呢當然可以做得到，不過要返去中土，卻係難上加難嘞。 + +32 +00:03:55,231 --> 00:03:59,354 +如果冇人帶路啊，一定會喺大草原裏便蕩失路。 + +33 +00:04:00,282 --> 00:04:10,586 +莫講要坐車騎馬行成四五個月先至返得到北京啊，只要行得四五日唧，就已經暈頭轉向不辨東西南北嘞。 + +34 +00:04:11,973 --> 00:04:20,903 +兩個人冇計好諗啦，韋小寶只有生安白造講啲無楠無柳嘅嘢，嚟博雙兒一笑打發日子係嘞。 + +35 +00:04:21,854 --> 00:04:29,718 +呢一日，正在講唐僧帶埋孫悟空、沙和尚、豬八戒去西天取經。 + +36 +00:04:30,809 --> 00:04:37,884 +韋小寶話：我同你輸賭吖嗱，唐僧去嘅西天呢，一定冇莫斯科咁遠。 + +37 +00:04:38,454 --> 00:04:41,506 +所以呢，我就叻過唐僧多多聲喇。 + +38 +00:04:42,066 --> 00:04:44,558 +你如果唔信同你輸賭吖，賭咩嘢吖？ + +39 +00:04:45,734 --> 00:04:48,178 +點知雙兒毫無賭性佢話： + +40 +00:04:49,137 --> 00:04:54,876 +相公話叻過唐僧多多聲，唔係叻過唐僧多多聲囉，我唔同你賭。 + +41 +00:04:55,161 --> 00:04:56,836 +我又冇豬八戒咁叻。 + +42 +00:04:57,165 --> 00:04:59,690 +講完，抿住嘴笑咗一笑。 + +43 +00:05:00,427 --> 00:05:08,116 +忽然間，聽見嗰便公主房裏便又試傳嚟一陣掟嘢、擂床、𨂽腳、哭泣嘅聲音。 + +44 +00:05:09,337 --> 00:05:17,884 +韋小寶歎一口氣佢話：唉，等我去勸下佢啦，一味咁喊死嘈爛嘈有鬼用咩？ + +45 +00:05:18,934 --> 00:05:20,843 +噉佢行入公主間房佢話： + +46 +00:05:21,443 --> 00:05:24,691 +公主，你唔好喊，我講個笑話畀你聽吖。 + +47 +00:05:25,390 --> 00:05:29,897 +蘇菲亞趴喺鋪床上便，雙腳反過嚟亂咁踢，喊住話： + +48 +00:05:30,332 --> 00:05:32,249 +我唔聽，我唔聽。 + +49 +00:05:32,649 --> 00:05:37,590 +我要沙里扎入地獄，要沙里扎娜達麗亞入地獄啊！ + +50 +00:05:39,187 --> 00:05:49,350 +韋小寶唔明白沙里扎係咩嘢意思，一問，原來係沙皇嘅媽媽噉解，嘿佢好高興啊，佢話： + +51 +00:05:50,093 --> 00:05:54,660 +我以為沙里扎係咩惡人喎，原來就係皇太后。 + +52 +00:05:55,007 --> 00:06:04,635 +我講你聽吖，中國嘅沙里扎就叫做老舉乸，係個好惡好惡嘅惡人，收尾呢我想個法子，將佢趕咗出皇宮嘞。 + +53 +00:06:04,867 --> 00:06:08,613 +皇帝都唔知幾開心啊，就封我做中國大官喇。 + +54 +00:06:09,739 --> 00:06:15,256 +蘇菲亞好歡喜，咯一聲坐翻起身，佢話：你用咩嘢法子㗎？ + +55 +00:06:16,652 --> 00:06:21,719 +韋小寶個心諗：我趕走老舉乸皆因佢係假太后。 + +56 +00:06:22,447 --> 00:06:29,177 +你呢個羅剎老舉乸呢係貨真價實嘅沙里扎噃，我嗰個法子梗係唔啱用㗎喇。 + +57 +00:06:29,381 --> 00:06:35,143 +佢就話：我呢個法子呢，係串通咗小皇帝，對付中國沙里扎。 + +58 +00:06:36,277 --> 00:06:46,127 +蘇菲亞話：彼得好愛佢媽媽，唔會聽我嘅説話去反對沙里扎，除非，除非。 + +59 +00:06:47,133 --> 00:06:55,056 +佢擰擰頭，喺床上起身，打大赤腳，喺地氈上面行嚟行去，咬實牙喺度思索。 + +60 +00:06:56,524 --> 00:07:02,050 +韋小寶話：我哋中國有過一個女皇帝，叫做武則天。 + +61 +00:07:03,016 --> 00:07:09,022 +呢個女皇帝呢娶咗好多好多男皇后男老婆，嘿都唔知幾快活啊。 + +62 +00:07:09,822 --> 00:07:15,839 +公主啊，我睇你同佢都差唔多個啫，不如自己嚟做女沙皇咪仲好。 + +63 +00:07:16,882 --> 00:07:28,573 +蘇菲亞個心一動，呢件事佢從來冇諗過，因為羅剎國啊從來冇女沙皇嘅，佢一直認為女子係唔能夠做沙皇。 + +64 +00:07:28,938 --> 00:07:34,134 +噉中國既然有女皇帝咯，羅剎國啊點解唔能夠有女沙皇呢？ + +65 +00:07:35,562 --> 00:07:43,754 +佢擰轉身，成個人都精神晒，雙手撳住韋小寶膊頭，喺佢面珠輕輕一吻，微笑話： + +66 +00:07:44,462 --> 00:07:48,084 +我如果做咗女沙皇，就封你為皇后。 + +67 +00:07:49,056 --> 00:07:52,376 +韋小寶嚇咗一跳啊佢諗：誒千祈咪䎺啊。 + +68 +00:07:52,660 --> 00:07:59,303 +就連忙話：我，中國人，唔做得羅剎國男皇后嘅，你封我做大官啦。 + +69 +00:07:59,960 --> 00:08:03,958 +蘇菲亞話：你又做皇后，又做大官。 + +70 +00:08:04,376 --> 00:08:07,720 +你快啲幫我想個法子，等我做女沙皇啦。 + +71 +00:08:08,702 --> 00:08:13,836 +一講到軍國大事呢啲正經嘢，韋小寶就唔掂喇，佢話： + +72 +00:08:14,542 --> 00:08:19,052 +公主，呢啲事好難㗎，我真係諗唔出咩嘢法子嘞。 + +73 +00:08:19,635 --> 00:08:26,450 +不如噉啦，我即刻返去北京，請問我哋嘅小皇帝，等佢幫我哋出個主意。 + +74 +00:08:26,868 --> 00:08:36,320 +然後呢，我啊帶一批好有本事嘅人返嚟，捉住嗰個沙里扎羅剎老舉乸，又捉住彼得小沙皇，噉就大功告成喇。 + +75 +00:08:37,247 --> 00:08:42,089 +佢講到大功告成四個字，忍唔住攬住蘇菲亞吻咗佢一下。 + +76 +00:08:43,042 --> 00:08:46,111 +蘇菲亞話：唔得，唔得。 + +77 +00:08:46,604 --> 00:08:53,750 +你返去北京，再嚟莫斯科，一年都唔夠㗎，我，已經死喇，上天堂喇。 + +78 +00:08:54,864 --> 00:08:59,746 +韋小寶諗：噉都好可能㗎。就歎一口氣話： + +79 +00:09:00,270 --> 00:09:07,447 +唉，美麗公主上天堂，中國細佬哥大官，亦跟住上天堂喇。 + +80 +00:09:08,269 --> 00:09:10,481 +蘇菲亞輕輕將佢一推佢話： + +81 +00:09:11,296 --> 00:09:19,344 +中國細佬哥，就會講説話呃人，氹人歡喜，冇用，拍牛屁，吹馬皮。 + +82 +00:09:20,571 --> 00:09:27,390 +韋小寶聽佢將拍馬屁吹牛皮，講成相反，不由得哈哈大笑。 + +83 +00:09:28,922 --> 00:09:37,939 +跟住睇見蘇菲亞嘅表情，有啲睇唔起自己，個心唔忿嘞，噉就諗有咩法子等佢做女沙皇呢？ + +84 +00:09:39,397 --> 00:09:45,650 +佢飛快咁諗起佢睇過嘅戲啊、聽過嘅古仔啊噉，哈佢諗到一條道理嘞： + +85 +00:09:46,511 --> 00:09:48,900 +凡係做皇帝都係打出嚟嘅。 + +86 +00:09:49,646 --> 00:10:00,666 +就算做咗皇帝啊，如果打唔過人哋，個皇帝仲係畀人哋搶咗去做，就算唔搶去，亦都會出晒醜好衰牌㗎。 + +87 +00:10:01,902 --> 00:10:09,318 +蘇菲亞見佢咬牙切齒揸實拳頭作個打狀，就笑住話：你做乜嘢？ + +88 +00:10:10,250 --> 00:10:15,062 +韋小寶窒咗一窒嘞，佢喺沉思之中醒覺過嚟佢就話： + +89 +00:10:16,023 --> 00:10:18,241 +要做皇帝，一定要打至得。 + +90 +00:10:19,199 --> 00:10:23,030 +蘇菲亞問佢：打？同邊個打啊？ + +91 +00:10:24,014 --> 00:10:25,947 +梗係同羅剎老舉乸打啦。 + +92 +00:10:27,134 --> 00:10:34,726 +蘇菲亞聽佢講過幾次羅剎老舉乸，佢唔明白老舉乸三個字係咩意思，噉正話想問佢； + +93 +00:10:35,710 --> 00:10:48,417 +忽然間房門推開，火槍營隊長行咗入嚟，一手揦住韋小寶心口，嘰哩咕嚕講咗一番説話，就將佢拉咗出去，又喺佢𦣇柚啊出力踢咗一腳。 + +94 +00:10:49,366 --> 00:10:53,679 +嗰個隊長哈哈大笑喎，噉第二腳呢又向住佢踢過去嘞。 + +95 +00:10:54,306 --> 00:11:03,684 +韋小寶嬲到極啊，忽然間跳起身，一個關斗噼卜噉樣翻過嚟，已經騎住喺嗰個隊長條頸處嘞。 + +96 +00:11:04,614 --> 00:11:09,812 +乃係當日洪教主教佢嘅救命三招之一，狄青降龍啊。 + +97 +00:11:11,051 --> 00:11:21,050 +呢一招佢未曾練熟嘅，如果用嚟對付武學高手仲爭好遠，但呢個羅剎隊長又唔識中土武功㗎嘛。 + +98 +00:11:21,676 --> 00:11:26,412 +韋小寶雖然係雞手鴨腳噉一翻一跳啊，吖居然仲係得手。 + +99 +00:11:27,083 --> 00:11:32,918 +雙手嘅食指撳住佢雙眼，喝佢話：唔准逳，眼睛，死喇。 + +100 +00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:41,730 +佢唔識羅剎話點樣講唔准逳，否則挖咗你嘅眼珠出嚟，就只有話，眼睛，死喇噉。 + +101 +00:11:42,566 --> 00:11:48,057 +嗰個隊長悟性都唔低噃，居然聽明白喇，即刻就唔敢逳。 + +102 +00:11:48,706 --> 00:11:52,176 +韋小寶掹住佢隻耳仔，叫佢：走！ + +103 +00:11:52,631 --> 00:11:59,850 +噉就好似騎馬一樣，騎住佢行翻去公主間房，佢話：閂門，火槍，攞。 + +104 +00:12:00,816 --> 00:12:09,404 +蘇菲亞又驚又喜，連忙閂翻埋道門，喺隊長身邊抽出支短槍，頂住隊長背心。 + +105 +00:12:10,429 --> 00:12:19,014 +韋小寶喺佢膊頭跳翻落嚟，解咗佢條腰帶嚟綁住佢雙腳，再解咗佢條褲頭帶，反綁住佢雙手。 + +106 +00:12:19,918 --> 00:12:25,983 +嗰個隊長冇咗褲頭帶咯，條褲咪當堂跌落嚟，就打出光捋捋嘅下身。 + +107 +00:12:26,726 --> 00:12:29,662 +蘇菲亞同韋小寶哈哈大笑啊。 + +108 +00:12:30,289 --> 00:12:34,090 +嗰個隊長呢咬牙切齒啊嬲到面都紅晒。 + +109 +00:12:35,602 --> 00:12:40,154 +雙兒推開道房門哄個頭入嚟問：相公，冇事吖嘛？ + +110 +00:12:41,047 --> 00:12:44,481 +韋小寶擪手叫佢入嚟，又閂翻埋房門。 + +111 +00:12:45,032 --> 00:12:49,590 +雙兒見到嗰個隊長咁狼狽，又好笑又奇怪。 + +112 +00:12:50,551 --> 00:12:54,755 +蘇菲亞問韋小寶：捉住隊長，有乜嘢用？ + +113 +00:12:56,129 --> 00:13:01,169 +韋小寶捉住呢個隊長，只係出於一時氣憤，就冇想到有咩用嘅。 + +114 +00:13:02,290 --> 00:13:07,829 +聽蘇菲亞一問，佢靈機一動就話：叫佢帶兵造反。 + +115 +00:13:08,964 --> 00:13:12,812 +佢唔會講羅剎話嘅造反，就用中國話講咗嘞。 + +116 +00:13:12,864 --> 00:13:18,097 +又話：叫佢殺沙里扎，殺沙皇，你，做女沙皇。 + +117 +00:13:18,951 --> 00:13:27,890 +蘇菲亞唔識中國話造反係咩意思，但係殺沙里扎、殺沙皇、你做女沙皇呢幾句呢係識嘅。 + +118 +00:13:28,454 --> 00:13:34,583 +定咗一定，哎呀，歡喜咯，向嗰個隊長嘰哩咕嚕就講羅剎話嘞。 + +119 +00:13:35,729 --> 00:13:47,678 +韋小寶聽住兩個人大講羅剎話就不知所謂，只見嗰個隊長猛咁擰頭，估計佢唔肯答應嘞，就話：佢唔聽話，殺喇。 + +120 +00:13:48,553 --> 00:13:55,904 +喺靴筒拔出匕首，喺嗰個隊長塊面一刮，嗤一聲，當堂刮咗大片鬍鬚落嚟。 + +121 +00:13:56,563 --> 00:13:59,516 +蘇菲亞笑住話：好利啊短劍。 + +122 +00:14:00,392 --> 00:14:02,833 +嗰個隊長嚇到面如土色，個心諗： + +123 +00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:10,615 +呢個細佬哥原嚟有把短劍收埋喺皮靴裏便，真係古怪，當時冇摷咗佢出嚟。 + +124 +00:14:11,489 --> 00:14:16,514 +蘇菲亞問佢：到底肯唔肯投降，擁戴我做女沙皇啊？ + +125 +00:14:17,328 --> 00:14:23,209 +嗰個隊長話：唔係我唔肯擁戴公主，我部下一定唔會聽命令嘅。 + +126 +00:14:23,512 --> 00:14:30,206 +莫斯科有二十營火槍隊，我哋只有一營唧，就算造反亦打唔過其餘嗰十九營吖。 + +127 +00:14:31,062 --> 00:14:40,963 +蘇菲亞一聽，誒講得有道理噃，噉但係要對韋小寶解釋呢，一時亦講唔清，只有猛咁打手勢。 + +128 +00:14:41,780 --> 00:14:51,132 +講到二十營火槍隊嘅時候呢，十隻手指唔夠用嘞，只有除咗對鞋，連十隻腳趾都用埋上去噉先至夠數唧。 + +129 +00:14:52,197 --> 00:14:59,143 +韋小寶都唔知幾辛苦先明白，個心諗：呢件事確係好為難噃。 + +130 +00:14:59,685 --> 00:15:01,687 +噉坐喺張椅處猛咁諗。 + +131 +00:15:02,797 --> 00:15:07,498 +呢個隊長唔肯造反，殺咗佢都係冇用㗎。 + +132 +00:15:08,422 --> 00:15:13,124 +就對蘇菲亞話：隊長唔肯，叫副隊長嚟造反。 + +133 +00:15:14,010 --> 00:15:16,544 +蘇菲亞話：副隊長？ + +134 +00:15:17,180 --> 00:15:18,838 +冇錯，叫副隊長嚟。 + +135 +00:15:19,739 --> 00:15:25,301 +蘇菲亞將隊長推到門邊，用火槍指住佢背脊，佢話：叫副隊長嚟。 + +136 +00:15:25,874 --> 00:15:28,738 +你如果警告佢先，我即刻就開槍。 + +137 +00:15:29,401 --> 00:15:35,057 +嗰個隊長冇法子嘞，唯有大聲呼喝，叫副隊長入嚟。 + +138 +00:15:35,961 --> 00:15:38,719 +過咗一陣，副隊長推門入嚟嘞。 + +139 +00:15:39,561 --> 00:15:49,944 +雙兒一早就匿埋喺門後便，副隊長一入門，雙兒用手指喺佢背心督咗幾下，點中咗佢嘅穴道，當堂就唔逳得。 + +140 +00:15:50,598 --> 00:15:59,223 +雙兒好歡喜噉話：相公啊，外國鬼嘅穴道啊，原來係一樣嘅，我仲怕鬼佬個穴道唔同添。 + +141 +00:15:59,859 --> 00:16:06,370 +韋小寶笑住話：外國鬼一樣有眼、有鼻、有手、有腳，梗係有穴道啦。 + +142 +00:16:07,014 --> 00:16:12,097 +講完，喺副隊長腰間拔出佩刀，對蘇菲亞話： + +143 +00:16:12,786 --> 00:16:17,652 +你叫佢，殺隊長造反，佢唔肯，叫小隊長嚟殺佢。 + +144 +00:16:18,571 --> 00:16:22,602 +呢條計使得啊，蘇菲亞就對副隊長話： + +145 +00:16:23,158 --> 00:16:27,904 +你殺咗隊長，帶領火槍營，做隊長，聽我嘅命令。 + +146 +00:16:28,779 --> 00:16:36,490 +你如果唔肯殺隊長，我叫小隊長嚟殺咗你同隊長，由小隊長做隊長，你殺唔殺吖？ + +147 +00:16:37,284 --> 00:16:43,551 +韋小寶話：雙兒，你解開佢身上嘅穴道啦，誒，腳上嘅穴道唔好解。 + +148 +00:16:44,339 --> 00:16:49,233 +雙兒就解開副隊長上身嘅穴道，將佩刀交喺佢手。 + +149 +00:16:50,290 --> 00:16:55,078 +蘇菲亞又問一次，嗰個隊長破口大罵猛咁恐嚇。 + +150 +00:16:56,074 --> 00:17:06,418 +副隊長平時同隊長一直都唔啱嘅，要佢起兵造反佢本來係唔敢，但係聽隊長鬧得咁惡毒，佢又諗嘞： + +151 +00:17:07,501 --> 00:17:16,332 +我如果唔殺你，第一小隊嘅小隊長想做隊長亦必定殺你，同時連我都殺埋。 + +152 +00:17:17,067 --> 00:17:22,286 +唔理咁多喇，攞起佩刀嚓一刀，斬咗個隊長嘅人頭。 + +153 +00:17:22,886 --> 00:17:27,436 +蘇菲亞、韋小寶、雙兒三個人齊聲叫好啊。 + +154 +00:17:28,373 --> 00:17:31,084 +不過蘇菲亞叫嘅呢係羅剎話哈啦嗦。 + +155 +00:17:31,661 --> 00:17:34,719 +韋小寶同雙兒叫嘅呢梗係中國話啦。 + +156 +00:17:35,244 --> 00:17:42,581 +蘇菲亞拉住副隊長隻手，稱讚佢英勇忠義，即刻升佢做火槍營隊長。 + +157 +00:17:42,999 --> 00:17:46,746 +蘇菲亞話：你坐低，我哋仔細商量下。 + +158 +00:17:47,628 --> 00:17:51,406 +副隊長皺起眉頭，指住韋小寶同雙兒話： + +159 +00:17:52,141 --> 00:17:56,150 +呢兩個外國細佬哥，使咗魔術，我下身唔逳得嘞。 + +160 +00:17:57,053 --> 00:18:00,882 +蘇菲亞對韋小寶話：請你，魔法，去咗。 + +161 +00:18:01,777 --> 00:18:06,352 +雙兒微微一笑，解開咗副隊長下身嘅穴道。 + +162 +00:18:07,666 --> 00:18:09,541 +蘇菲亞吩咐副隊長話： + +163 +00:18:10,580 --> 00:18:19,388 +你傳三個小隊嘅小隊長同副小隊長入嚟，我要中國細佬哥使魔法，每個人手逳腳唔逳。 + +164 +00:18:20,374 --> 00:18:23,493 +跟住，又同韋小寶同雙兒講咗。 + +165 +00:18:24,815 --> 00:18:26,906 +副隊長領咗命令就去嘞。 + +166 +00:18:27,953 --> 00:18:32,710 +過咗冇幾耐，六名正副小隊長排隊企喺門外。 + +167 +00:18:33,230 --> 00:18:41,211 +副隊長一個個叫入嚟房，雙兒呢逐個點咗六個人腰間嘅志室穴，同大腿嘅環跳穴。 + +168 +00:18:41,802 --> 00:18:50,183 +蘇菲亞話：副隊長決心擁戴我做女沙皇，我哋要出兵去殺咗沙里扎，你哋服唔服從啊？ + +169 +00:18:51,390 --> 00:18:57,543 +六名正副小隊長睇見隊長屍橫就地，早就知道大事不妙喇； + +170 +00:18:58,325 --> 00:19:05,717 +聽蘇菲亞噉樣講，更加係心驚肉跳，大家你望我我望你，邊個都唔敢開口。 + +171 +00:19:06,950 --> 00:19:20,501 +韋小寶諗：清兵嚟中原搶江山，佢哋大搞揚州十日，殺人放火姦淫擄掠，老皇爺就從此做成咗皇帝嘞。 + +172 +00:19:21,128 --> 00:19:28,383 +佢阿爺嘩，我叫佢哋搞莫斯科十日，搞到天下大亂，越亂越好。 + +173 +00:19:28,837 --> 00:19:31,051 +和尚擔遮無法無天。 + +174 +00:19:31,789 --> 00:19:34,480 +如果唔係噉啊，又點搶得皇帝嚟做啊？ + +175 +00:19:35,258 --> 00:19:47,998 +就對蘇菲亞話：你叫大家入莫斯科城打仗，殺人、放火，應承佢哋做將軍、大官，有好多好多金啊銀啊，大家搶美女做老婆。 + +176 +00:19:49,141 --> 00:19:56,887 +蘇菲亞一諗，冇錯喇，就對副隊長話：你去召集全體火槍手，我有嘢同佢哋講。 + +177 +00:19:58,321 --> 00:20:01,602 +六百幾名火槍手喺獵宮廣場集合。 + +178 +00:20:02,679 --> 00:20:09,810 +副隊長派咗十二名火槍手入嚟，將點咗穴道嘅六名正副小隊長抬到去廣場。 + +179 +00:20:11,306 --> 00:20:14,524 +蘇菲亞企喺台階上便，大聲噉話： + +180 +00:20:15,819 --> 00:20:22,679 +火槍手們，你哋都係羅剎國嘅勇士，為國家立過好大功勞。 + +181 +00:20:23,903 --> 00:20:35,926 +不過你哋嘅餉銀太少喇，你哋冇美麗嘅女人，又冇錢使，酒亦飲得唔夠，住嘅屋，太過細喇，太過唔舒服喇。 + +182 +00:20:36,791 --> 00:20:47,026 +莫斯科城內有好多有錢人，佢哋有好大嘅屋，有好多僕人，有好多美麗嘅女人，你哋啊冇。 + +183 +00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:50,303 +你哋話，噉樣公平唔公平啊？ + +184 +00:20:51,443 --> 00:20:57,047 +眾火槍手一聽，齊聲噉叫：唔公平，唔公平！ + +185 +00:20:58,471 --> 00:21:09,713 +蘇菲亞話：嗰啲有錢人又肥又蠢，食到好似一隻隻肥豬，如果同你哋比武，打得過你哋咩？ + +186 +00:21:10,459 --> 00:21:14,108 +呢啲富翁嘅槍法，唔通會叻過你哋咩？ + +187 +00:21:14,858 --> 00:21:18,077 +佢哋嘅刀法，唔通會叻過你哋咩？ + +188 +00:21:18,848 --> 00:21:22,748 +佢哋為國家、為沙皇，立過大功咩？ + +189 +00:21:23,662 --> 00:21:27,687 +佢問一句，眾火槍手就大聲回答話：啞。 + +190 +00:21:29,009 --> 00:21:32,496 +韋小寶只係聽見眾人叫一聲啞，又一聲啞。 + +191 +00:21:34,234 --> 00:21:38,502 +佢知道喺羅剎話裏便啊，啞，即係不嘅意思。 + +192 +00:21:39,753 --> 00:21:48,728 +但係佢唔懂蘇菲亞嘅説話啊，仲以為公主勸火槍手造反大家唔肯聽佢話，嘿不禁擔憂起上嚟。 + +193 +00:21:49,453 --> 00:21:53,908 +蘇菲亞又話：你哋都應該做將軍、做富翁。 + +194 +00:21:54,308 --> 00:21:57,039 +你哋個個都應該升官發財。 + +195 +00:21:57,920 --> 00:22:00,057 +眾火槍手大聲歡呼嘞。 + +196 +00:22:00,555 --> 00:22:05,440 +有啲就問：蘇菲亞公主，你有咩法子使我哋升官發財啊？ + +197 +00:22:06,227 --> 00:22:09,487 +蘇菲亞話：你哋想唔想做將軍啊？ + +198 +00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:12,790 +班火槍手叫話：要做啊！ + +199 +00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:17,441 +你哋想唔想有好多好多錢喇？ + +200 +00:22:18,243 --> 00:22:19,902 +當然要啊！ + +201 +00:22:20,739 --> 00:22:23,427 +你哋想唔想美麗嘅女人喇？ + +202 +00:22:24,141 --> 00:22:30,051 +眾火槍手都轟噉笑起上嚟，大叫話：要要，要啊！ + +203 +00:22:30,477 --> 00:22:35,001 +嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/166.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/166.srt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..9531da9bf8c7e112339c229bc9cd4f29a63e02f4 --- /dev/null +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/166.srt @@ -0,0 +1,775 @@ +1 +00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,383 +前文再續啊書接上一回啊。 + +2 +00:00:04,856 --> 00:00:16,179 +話說蘇菲亞鼓動班火槍手去造反，問佢哋想唔想升官發財，想唔想做將軍，想唔想要美麗嘅女人。 + +3 +00:00:16,931 --> 00:00:20,390 +班火槍手啊㷫晒啊都話要要要噉。 + +4 +00:00:21,508 --> 00:00:23,317 +蘇菲亞話：好。 + +5 +00:00:24,344 --> 00:00:37,993 +你哋大家去莫斯科城裏便，同其他十九營嘅火槍手話，係我蘇菲亞公主下嘅命令，我係女沙皇，全羅剎國都聽我嘅話。 + +6 +00:00:38,858 --> 00:00:47,938 +我准許你哋，每一個火槍手，可以揀一户有錢人家，同嗰個肥豬大富翁比武。 + +7 +00:00:49,151 --> 00:01:09,657 +邊個殺咗佢，嗰個富翁嘅大屋、佢嘅金銀財寶、佢嘅美麗女人、馬車、駿馬、衣服、僕人、婢女、美酒，乜嘢都係嗰個勇敢火槍手嘅。 + +8 +00:01:10,512 --> 00:01:12,119 +你哋有冇勇氣啊？ + +9 +00:01:12,598 --> 00:01:15,881 +係唔係男子漢、大丈夫啊？ + +10 +00:01:16,388 --> 00:01:21,164 +敢唔敢去殺人、搶錢、搶女人啊？ + +11 +00:01:22,143 --> 00:01:30,828 +眾火槍手齊聲大叫：敢敢敢！殺人、搶錢、搶女人，有咩嘢唔敢啊？ + +12 +00:01:31,849 --> 00:01:40,413 +蘇菲亞歡喜到極啊就大叫：噉好極喇，我仲怕你哋係膽小鬼，唔敢去做大事呢。 + +13 +00:01:41,133 --> 00:01:43,389 +快啲攞伏特加酒嚟。 + +14 +00:01:43,736 --> 00:01:50,822 +喂，你哋去地窖嗰度，將最好嘅伏特加酒都攞嚟！ + +15 +00:01:52,252 --> 00:02:10,382 +喺呢間沙皇獵宮嘅地窖裏便，藏住幾十年嘅陳酒，名貴到極，係專供沙皇、皇后、公主、皇子，以及王公大臣享用，呢啲火槍手本來呢一啖都飲唔到嘅。 + +16 +00:02:11,278 --> 00:02:18,942 +蘇菲亞呢個命令一下呢，眾兵士啊歡喜到癲喇，即刻就有幾十人走去攞酒嘞。 + +17 +00:02:20,074 --> 00:02:29,727 +一陣間咁耐，眾兵士喺廣場嗰度，將一樽樽伏特加酒敲咗樽頸，搶住痛飲，歡聲大叫： + +18 +00:02:30,021 --> 00:02:40,917 +蘇菲亞，女沙皇，烏啦，烏啦，烏啦！蘇菲亞，女沙皇，烏啦，烏啦，烏啦！ + +19 +00:02:42,323 --> 00:02:45,615 +喺羅剎話裏便呢，烏啦即係萬歲嘅意思。 + +20 +00:02:46,085 --> 00:02:58,340 +韋小寶雖然唔識啊，不過見到眾兵士歡呼暢飲，不歇噉大叫蘇菲亞，女沙皇，烏啦噉，估計呢，係熱誠擁護嘞。 + +21 +00:02:59,382 --> 00:03:05,702 +佢拉一拉蘇菲亞嘅衫袖話：叫佢哋，十二個小隊長，殺喇，唔會退翻嚟。 + +22 +00:03:06,481 --> 00:03:08,806 +蘇菲亞猛咁岌頭，高聲話： + +23 +00:03:09,477 --> 00:03:14,128 +羅剎國英俊強壯嘅勇士們，大家聽住。 + +24 +00:03:14,932 --> 00:03:26,768 +我吩咐你哋去殺富翁、搶錢、搶女人，不過沙里扎唔准，派咗呢啲壞蛋嚟，要治你哋嘅罪。 + +25 +00:03:27,524 --> 00:03:31,197 +講完，向六名正副小隊長一指。 + +26 +00:03:33,042 --> 00:03:37,881 +即刻有十幾名火槍手拔出佩刀大叫話：殺咗壞蛋！ + +27 +00:03:38,543 --> 00:03:43,538 +十幾把長刀斬落去，將六名正副小隊長斬死嘞。 + +28 +00:03:44,973 --> 00:03:51,580 +羅剎人嘅性情呢本來就暴烈粗野，飲咗伏特加酒之後呢全身發燒啊。 + +29 +00:03:52,392 --> 00:04:02,702 +見到六名正副小隊長血肉橫飛，更加不可遏制嘞大叫話：去殺壞蛋喇，去搶錢喇，搶女人喇！ + +30 +00:04:03,892 --> 00:04:15,686 +蘇菲亞話：你哋去同莫斯科城內嗰十九營火槍手話，大家一齊做，邊一個隊長唔准，就殺咗佢。 + +31 +00:04:15,952 --> 00:04:27,035 +邊一個貴族、將軍、大臣唔准，就殺咗佢，將佢屋企嘅金啊、銀啊、美麗嘅妻子、女兒，通通攞嚟分喇。 + +32 +00:04:27,258 --> 00:04:31,337 +嗰啲壞蛋嘅房屋，放火燒咗佢！ + +33 +00:04:31,817 --> 00:04:38,481 +班火槍手大聲歡呼，紛紛拔出長刀，孭住火槍，翻身上馬。 + +34 +00:04:38,948 --> 00:04:44,577 +過咗一陣，就聽見蹄聲急促，成群結隊噉跑去莫斯科嘞。 + +35 +00:04:45,816 --> 00:04:50,453 +蘇菲亞對副隊長話：你都去搶啦，使乜客氣啊？ + +36 +00:04:50,817 --> 00:04:56,003 +最緊要嘅就係唔好同其他嘅火槍營衝突，要大家一齊搶。 + +37 +00:04:56,470 --> 00:05:00,992 +你帶人衝入克里姆林宮，將沙里扎同彼得捉起上嚟。 + +38 +00:05:01,437 --> 00:05:07,796 +皇宮裏便嘅金銀珠寶、美麗宮女，叫大家即管搶啦，係我賜畀你哋嘅。 + +39 +00:05:08,409 --> 00:05:12,749 +嘩，副隊長歡喜咯，即刻騎馬就去嘞。 + +40 +00:05:14,032 --> 00:05:22,600 +蘇菲亞歎一口氣，只覺得全身冇力，坐喺石級上便，佢話：唉，好攰啊。 + +41 +00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:26,360 +韋小寶話：我扶你入去唞下啦。 + +42 +00:05:27,187 --> 00:05:33,121 +蘇菲亞擰擰頭，過咗一陣就話：我哋上碉樓上面睇下啦。 + +43 +00:05:34,763 --> 00:05:43,820 +呢座獵宮啊，用粗麻石砌成嘅，碉樓有八九丈高，係要嚟瞭望敵情嘅。 + +44 +00:05:44,894 --> 00:05:53,807 +羅剎國立國之前，係莫斯科嘅一個公國，莫斯科大公爵掃平晒群雄，自立為沙皇。 + +45 +00:05:54,795 --> 00:06:04,012 +前朝沙皇就恐怕出去打獵嘅時候，仇敵啊乘機偷襲，所以喺莫斯科城外就起咗呢座獵宮。 + +46 +00:06:05,331 --> 00:06:10,446 +如果突然間遇到敵人嘅時候呢，就喺度守住，等待援兵嘅。 + +47 +00:06:12,018 --> 00:06:24,768 +蘇菲亞帶埋韋小寶同雙兒登上碉樓，向住西便望過去，隱隱約約見到莫斯科城內燈火點點，黑夜之中十分寧靜。 + +48 +00:06:25,961 --> 00:06:32,337 +蘇菲亞擔憂起上嚟佢話：點解唔打呢？佢哋，怕啦？ + +49 +00:06:33,133 --> 00:06:41,727 +韋小寶唔了解羅剎兵嘅性格，唔知佢哋會唔會臨陣退縮啊就安慰佢話：唔怕，唔怕嘅。 + +50 +00:06:42,759 --> 00:06:52,642 +蘇菲亞又問：你點知道叫兵士殺人、搶錢、搶女人，就可以，殺沙里扎，殺彼得嘅？ + +51 +00:06:53,812 --> 00:06:57,939 +韋小寶微笑話：中國人向嚟都係噉樣做㗎啦。 + +52 +00:06:59,181 --> 00:07:04,821 +佢諗起當年喺揚州城啊，聽見老年人講清兵攻城嘅情形。 + +53 +00:07:05,598 --> 00:07:14,635 +清兵入關之前，喺江蘇等地遇到漢人猛烈抵抗，尤其是揚州堅守不下。 + +54 +00:07:15,403 --> 00:07:21,303 +清軍將帥就准許兵士破城之後，可以姦淫擄掠，總共十日。 + +55 +00:07:22,253 --> 00:07:25,132 +揚州十日啊確實係慘酷無比。 + +56 +00:07:26,330 --> 00:07:39,323 +韋小寶自細喺揚州長大，清兵點樣攻城不克，主帥點樣准許兵卒搶錢、搶女人，清兵啊點樣奮勇進攻，呢啲古仔自細聽得多喇。 + +57 +00:07:40,614 --> 00:07:47,460 +收尾喺北京，又聽人講起當年李自成嘅部下點樣喺北京城內搶錢搶女人； + +58 +00:07:48,167 --> 00:07:53,304 +張獻忠又點樣總係先答應部下，城破之後大搶三日。 + +59 +00:07:54,429 --> 00:08:03,950 +睇嚟要造反成功，就要搞到天下大亂，噉要天下大亂呢，就要等兵士搶錢搶女人嘞。 + +60 +00:08:05,163 --> 00:08:12,863 +因此見到火槍營士兵唔敢造反，佢自然而然噉啊將搶錢搶女人五字真言講咗出嚟。 + +61 +00:08:13,464 --> 00:08:20,573 +哈果然羅剎兵同中國兵係完全一樣，呢五字秘訣係應驗如神喇。 + +62 +00:08:22,053 --> 00:08:28,623 +等咗好耐，黑暗之中，忽然見到莫斯科城內升起一團火焰。 + +63 +00:08:29,410 --> 00:08:34,120 +蘇菲亞歡喜喇：逳手喇，逳手喇！ + +64 +00:08:34,827 --> 00:08:37,088 +攬住韋小寶又吻又跳。 + +65 +00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:45,303 +韋小寶亦都好歡喜噉話：佢哋放火喇，噉就得米喇，殺人放火，一定要連埋一齊做嘅。 + +66 +00:08:46,454 --> 00:08:54,490 +過咗冇幾耐，只見莫斯科城內火頭四起，東便一股黑煙西便一片火光。 + +67 +00:08:55,363 --> 00:08:57,308 +蘇菲亞拍手大叫話： + +68 +00:08:58,082 --> 00:09:03,483 +大家喺度殺人放火喇，小寶，你真係聰明，想嘅計策真係好喇。 + +69 +00:09:04,207 --> 00:09:06,246 +韋小寶微微一笑個心諗： + +70 +00:09:07,282 --> 00:09:15,422 +講到殺人放火造反作亂，我哋中國人嘅本事呀，比你羅剎鬼叻成百倍都唔止。 + +71 +00:09:16,040 --> 00:09:20,152 +呢啲計策有咩稀奇唧？我哋一向就係噉樣嘅。 + +72 +00:09:21,042 --> 00:09:30,831 +蘇菲亞話：你叫大家殺咗正隊長，殺咗小隊長，大家只有一直做落去喇，再想翻轉頭都唔得嘞。 + +73 +00:09:31,231 --> 00:09:35,128 +細佬哥真係聰明，中國大官真係叻。 + +74 +00:09:36,022 --> 00:09:39,370 +韋小寶話：呢啲叫做投名狀吖嘛。 + +75 +00:09:40,294 --> 00:09:44,882 +蘇菲亞唔識咩叫做投名狀嘞，噉韋小寶又解釋佢聽。 + +76 +00:09:45,910 --> 00:09:52,542 +中國人綠林為盜入夥嘅時候，賊頭啊必定叫新兄弟去做件案，殺一個人。 + +77 +00:09:53,198 --> 00:09:58,276 +噉呢個人犯咗殺人大罪之後，從此就唔會去自首告密。 + +78 +00:09:59,176 --> 00:10:07,101 +水滸傳裏便林沖上梁山泊入夥，王倫叫佢殺人做案，繳一個投名狀。 + +79 +00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:12,994 +韋小寶聽古仔聽得多喇，熟悉呢門規矩，佢諗： + +80 +00:10:13,712 --> 00:10:23,200 +我哋中國人嘅法子啊，羅剎鬼啊一竅不通，睇嚟呢啲羅剎人雖然兇狠蠻橫，都係不難對付嘅啫。 + +81 +00:10:24,317 --> 00:10:31,183 +蘇菲亞見到莫斯科城內火頭越嚟越旺，四處蔓延，噉又擔心起嚟。 + +82 +00:10:31,913 --> 00:10:36,966 +唔知火槍營官兵亂搶亂殺之後，會變成點樣。 + +83 +00:10:37,883 --> 00:10:44,084 +就問韋小寶話：殺人放火，搶錢搶女人之後，點樣啊？ + +84 +00:10:45,333 --> 00:10:57,031 +韋小寶窒咗一窒，佢只係知道要造反呢就要縱容士兵殺人放火，搶錢搶女人，噉至於以後點樣就唔識嘞，噉只有話： + +85 +00:10:57,512 --> 00:11:01,646 +噉啊，搶夠咗就唔搶嘞，殺夠咗就唔殺嘞。 + +86 +00:11:02,888 --> 00:11:10,394 +蘇菲亞皺起眉頭，佢諗噉都唔係辦法㗎，但一時之間又無計可施啊。 + +87 +00:11:11,567 --> 00:11:15,132 +三個人睇咗一陣，就返去寢宮靜候消息嘞。 + +88 +00:11:16,412 --> 00:11:22,773 +第日一早，嗰個火槍營副隊長帶咗一小隊人馬嚟到獵宮向蘇菲亞報告。 + +89 +00:11:23,481 --> 00:11:35,622 +話二十營火槍隊，尋晚遵奉女沙皇嘅命令，搶咗一晚，金銀美女搶咗不計其數，已經將沙里扎娜達麗亞殺咗喇噉。 + +90 +00:11:36,564 --> 00:11:39,011 +蘇菲亞好歡喜噗聲跳起身佢話： + +91 +00:11:39,871 --> 00:11:42,510 +娜達麗亞殺死咗喇？彼得呢？ + +92 +00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:48,496 +副隊長話：小彼得已經捉起嚟嘞，韞喺克里姆林宮嘅酒窖裏便。 + +93 +00:11:49,438 --> 00:11:54,757 +蘇菲亞大叫：哈啦嗦，哈啦嗦！即係好嘢啊好嘢啊噉。 + +94 +00:11:55,873 --> 00:12:00,336 +又聽見馬蹄聲響，又有大隊人馬飛奔而嚟嘞。 + +95 +00:12:01,016 --> 00:12:04,299 +蘇菲亞有啲驚啊，佢問：咩嘢人啊？ + +96 +00:12:05,005 --> 00:12:13,754 +副隊長話：莫斯科城內嘅王公、大臣、將軍們，一齊嚟請陛下登位，做羅剎國嘅女沙皇啊。 + +97 +00:12:14,966 --> 00:12:24,016 +蘇菲亞心花怒放一下攬住韋小寶，喺佢兩便面珠連吻幾下佢話：中國細佬哥好計策啊。 + +98 +00:12:25,417 --> 00:12:28,790 +過咗冇幾耐，一群人行入嚟獵宮嘞。 + +99 +00:12:29,762 --> 00:12:33,040 +當先一人，係大臣波多尼茲親王。 + +100 +00:12:34,051 --> 00:12:36,201 +佢行到蘇菲亞面前躬身話： + +101 +00:12:36,743 --> 00:12:47,149 +王公貴族、大臣將軍一致議決，請蘇菲亞公主回宮主持大局，平復動亂，恢復和平。 + +102 +00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:52,972 +蘇菲亞滿面笑容岌岌頭，接納咗佢哋嘅請求，又問： + +103 +00:12:54,130 --> 00:12:57,358 +叛黨首領娜達麗亞係咪已經殺咗喇？ + +104 +00:12:58,004 --> 00:13:12,628 +波多尼茲親王回答話：娜達麗亞擾亂國家，殺害忠良，自私擅權，包藏禍心，已經遵奉上帝旨意，正法處決，大快人心。 + +105 +00:13:13,281 --> 00:13:17,331 +蘇菲亞話：好極喇，我哋去克里姆林宮啦。 + +106 +00:13:18,347 --> 00:13:24,073 +眾大臣同埋火槍營，蜂擁住蘇菲亞，向莫斯科城而去嘞。 + +107 +00:13:25,316 --> 00:13:32,883 +眨下眼咁快，獵宮裏便冷冷清清，只係剩低韋小寶同雙兒兩個人。 + +108 +00:13:33,894 --> 00:13:36,285 +韋小寶個心好氣憤喇佢話： + +109 +00:13:36,747 --> 00:13:43,352 +佢阿爺吖，呢個羅剎公主過橋抽板，打完齋就唔要和尚。 + +110 +00:13:44,237 --> 00:13:46,665 +佢做咗女沙皇，就唔要我哋嘞。 + +111 +00:13:47,544 --> 00:13:53,540 +雙兒微笑話：你想女沙皇封你做男皇后呢係唔係呢？ + +112 +00:13:54,441 --> 00:13:57,838 +吖，你笑我，睇我捉唔捉住你吖嗱？ + +113 +00:13:58,225 --> 00:14:01,423 +講完，韋小寶就向雙兒撲過去嘞。 + +114 +00:14:02,094 --> 00:14:04,967 +雙兒咭噉笑一笑閃身避開佢。 + +115 +00:14:05,982 --> 00:14:09,681 +當其時正係初夏，天氣和暖。 + +116 +00:14:10,510 --> 00:14:20,273 +獵宮裏便繁花如錦，百鳥爭鳴，不過呢，羅剎國嘅花卉蟲鳥同中土啊完全唔同嘅。 + +117 +00:14:20,900 --> 00:14:28,159 +花嘅顏色，好靚，不過就唔香嘅；雀鳥嘅叫聲呢，又好怪又唔好聽。 + +118 +00:14:29,022 --> 00:14:33,979 +韋小寶係街市仔，對呢啲分別就毫不理會啊。 + +119 +00:14:34,553 --> 00:14:40,833 +同雙兒喺獵宮裏便到處遊蕩，又冇人嚟打擾，都幾自得其樂嘅。 + +120 +00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:48,454 +就係噉樣過咗七八日，蘇菲亞忽然間派咗一小隊兵嚟，接兩個人入宮。 + +121 +00:14:49,989 --> 00:15:00,079 +韋小寶行入蘇菲亞嘅寢宮，只見佢披頭散髮，用腳啊猛咁踢啲家具踢到嘭嘭聲，正在大發脾氣。 + +122 +00:15:01,774 --> 00:15:05,210 +佢見韋小寶嚟到嘞，當堂面口鬆翻，佢話： + +123 +00:15:05,771 --> 00:15:09,009 +中國細佬哥快啲嚟，出主意，想法子。 + +124 +00:15:10,172 --> 00:15:15,647 +韋小寶諗：你如果唔係遇到難題呢，都唔會想到我㗎喇。 + +125 +00:15:16,491 --> 00:15:21,283 +呢一次呢要敲筆竹槓先，唔能夠咁容易就幫你想計仔嘅。 + +126 +00:15:22,140 --> 00:15:26,108 +就問佢：女沙皇陛下，你有咩難題啊？ + +127 +00:15:27,222 --> 00:15:35,084 +蘇菲亞猛咁擰頭話：我，女沙皇，唔係，佢哋，唔肯，我，女沙皇，做嘅。 + +128 +00:15:36,153 --> 00:15:44,843 +講咗好耐好耐，韋小寶噉先至明白，原來羅剎國向來嘅規矩女子係唔能夠做沙皇嘅。 + +129 +00:15:46,002 --> 00:15:54,447 +皇太后娜達麗亞雖然已經死咗，仍然有大批將軍擁戴小沙皇彼得，堅決唔肯廢黜佢。 + +130 +00:15:56,223 --> 00:16:11,367 +呢陣時，城裏便嘅騷亂已經平定嘞，蘇菲亞雖然得到火槍營擁戴，但係眾大臣已經有咗準備喇，調咗大隊哥薩克騎兵，駐扎喺莫斯科城外，隨時都可以應召入城。 + +131 +00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:17,633 +蘇菲亞再要號召火槍營作亂呢，已經極之唔容易嘞。 + +132 +00:16:18,962 --> 00:16:30,281 +連日來克里姆林宮舉行會議，王公大臣啊分為兩派，一派呢，擁戴蘇菲亞，一派係擁戴彼得，爭持不決。 + +133 +00:16:31,340 --> 00:16:41,542 +擁戴沙皇彼得嘅呢，都係手握實權嘅將軍大臣，佢哋恐怕女沙皇登位，另行任用新人當權噃； + +134 +00:16:42,115 --> 00:16:52,303 +而擁戴蘇菲亞嘅呢，係一批不得意嘅貴族同埋軍人，佢哋希望新嘅主子上台，自己有油水好撈啊。 + +135 +00:16:53,667 --> 00:16:59,810 +蘇菲亞就好彩得火槍營擁戴有兵權在手，保皇派仲唔敢點樣。 + +136 +00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:05,770 +但係保皇派能夠指揮哥薩克騎兵，實力確係唔係講玩嘅。 + +137 +00:17:06,242 --> 00:17:10,071 +兩派如果開火，勝敗都幾難講啊。 + +138 +00:17:11,329 --> 00:17:18,764 +韋小寶諗：呢啲噉嘅國家大事我啊乜鬼嘢都唔識嘅，有屁計仔諗得出咩？ + +139 +00:17:19,493 --> 00:17:26,842 +不如鬆人罷喇，免得佢哋兩派混戰起嚟，將韋小寶整成羅剎魚子醬。 + +140 +00:17:27,562 --> 00:17:33,153 +佢眼珠一轉，佢就話：噉好容易啫，法子當然有嘅。 + +141 +00:17:33,837 --> 00:17:38,248 +不過我有，誒我要敲竹槓啊。 + +142 +00:17:39,202 --> 00:17:46,642 +佢本來想話我有條件噉嘅，但係羅剎話唔識講啊，咪索性講中國話敲竹槓嘞。 + +143 +00:17:47,780 --> 00:17:52,115 +呢次係到蘇菲亞唔識嘞：咩嘢敲豬缸啊？ + +144 +00:17:52,991 --> 00:18:01,230 +韋小寶話：敲竹槓就係，誒，我個法子啊，唔能夠，送畀你。 + +145 +00:18:01,594 --> 00:18:06,716 +你畀我個嘢，好多，好多，我再畀你，法子。 + +146 +00:18:07,539 --> 00:18:11,700 +好啊，好啊，敲豬缸，我哋大家都敲豬缸。 + +147 +00:18:12,118 --> 00:18:16,035 +你要咩嘢我都應承，你係唔係想做我嘅男皇后啊？ + +148 +00:18:17,012 --> 00:18:22,903 +做你嘅男皇后，噉啊當然好啦，不過噉樣一嚟，你就做唔成女沙皇喇。 + +149 +00:18:24,213 --> 00:18:28,627 +係咪中國人做咗男皇后，羅剎人，會唔高興啊？ + +150 +00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:30,320 +冇錯喇冇錯喇。 + +151 +00:18:30,773 --> 00:18:37,703 +羅剎男人呢自己，話，自己好美貌，做唔成男皇后，嬲你，打你。 + +152 +00:18:38,848 --> 00:18:43,039 +蘇菲亞個心諗：係嘅，羅剎男人會呷醋。 + +153 +00:18:43,439 --> 00:18:48,494 +佢就話：你唔做我男皇后，第啲要咩嘢，我都應承。 + +154 +00:18:49,351 --> 00:18:51,877 +第一，我要做羅剎大官。 + +155 +00:18:52,791 --> 00:18:59,646 +噉容易啫，我做成咗女沙皇之後，就封你做伯爵，去管東方嘅韃靼人。 + +156 +00:18:59,993 --> 00:19:06,343 +你黃面孔、矮鼻哥，韃靼人，亦係黃面孔、矮鼻哥，佢哋服你嘅。 + +157 +00:19:07,232 --> 00:19:11,062 +第二件，你同中國皇帝，唔好打仗。 + +158 +00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:19,160 +你寫信，我送去北京，羅剎女沙皇同中國皇帝，做好朋友，接接吻，抱抱。 + +159 +00:19:19,454 --> 00:19:25,336 +中國兵好厲害，個個會魔法，手指一點，羅剎兵唔會逳喇。 + +160 +00:19:25,629 --> 00:19:27,638 +打仗，羅剎人死喇。 + +161 +00:19:27,957 --> 00:19:30,881 +我愛你，你死喇，我喊喇。 + +162 +00:19:32,059 --> 00:19:34,756 +蘇菲亞一聽，好感動啊。 + +163 +00:19:35,663 --> 00:19:44,163 +雙兒出手點穴，火槍營嘅副隊長同六名正副小隊長當堂唔會逳，蘇菲亞係親眼見到嘅。 + +164 +00:19:45,210 --> 00:19:52,177 +佢唔知道呢啲係中國嘅上乘武功，極之難學，就算係韋小寶亦都唔會嘅。 + +165 +00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:56,840 +佢仲以為中國人個個都會呢種魔法，佢諗： + +166 +00:19:57,521 --> 00:20:05,034 +如果同中國皇帝打仗啊，實係有輸冇贏，難得呢個中國細佬哥對自己一片真情。 + +167 +00:20:05,407 --> 00:20:09,248 +就伸手攬住佢，喺佢嘅嘴上深深一吻。 + +168 +00:20:10,119 --> 00:20:14,604 +蘇菲亞話：中國細佬哥，我都好愛你。 + +169 +00:20:15,178 --> 00:20:19,559 +羅剎兵打唔過中國兵，大家唔打，做好朋友。 + +170 +00:20:20,221 --> 00:20:22,181 +啜噉一聲又吻咗佢一下。 + +171 +00:20:23,053 --> 00:20:26,757 +仲有咩敲豬缸啊？再敲啦，再敲啦。 + +172 +00:20:28,021 --> 00:20:31,068 +韋小寶諗咗一陣就話：誒冇喇。 + +173 +00:20:31,879 --> 00:20:34,836 +好，你快啲教我點樣做女沙皇。 + +174 +00:20:35,941 --> 00:20:46,073 +韋小寶諗呢件事好難㗎噃，只有東拉西扯，噉問佢朝廷嘅事情，諗唔出計嘞，就詐假意聽唔懂佢嘅説話。 + +175 +00:20:47,223 --> 00:20:52,899 +蘇菲亞漸漸漸漸覺察佢唔係路喇，面色就難睇嘞佢話： + +176 +00:20:53,561 --> 00:20:55,864 +你如果呃我我就殺咗你。 + +177 +00:20:56,713 --> 00:20:59,736 +韋小寶連忙話：冇呃，冇呃。 + +178 +00:21:00,731 --> 00:21:03,253 +噉我要做女沙皇有咩法子吖？ + +179 +00:21:04,150 --> 00:21:06,583 +誒，噉誒。 + +180 +00:21:07,213 --> 00:21:08,493 +咩誒誒誒唧？ + +181 +00:21:08,830 --> 00:21:13,201 +朝裏便一派擁護我，一派反對我，兩派要打仗。 + +182 +00:21:13,396 --> 00:21:15,521 +我呢一派如果輸咗噉點算啊？ + +183 +00:21:16,830 --> 00:21:24,844 +韋小寶忽然間想起，佢曾經聽小皇帝講過，滿洲太祖皇帝當年立咗四個貝勒。 + +184 +00:21:25,667 --> 00:21:32,840 +大貝勒代善、二貝勒阿敏、三貝勒莽古爾泰、四貝勒皇太極。 + +185 +00:21:33,639 --> 00:21:36,373 +噉韋小寶當然記唔清四個貝勒嘅名嘞。 + +186 +00:21:37,361 --> 00:21:42,388 +四個貝勒當時都有大權嘅，成日咁明爭暗鬥。 + +187 +00:21:42,886 --> 00:21:50,294 +收尾四貝勒皇太極得到大貝勒代善支持，先至壓倒咗對方，接承大位。 + +188 +00:21:51,053 --> 00:21:57,159 +因此代善一系啊，頗有權勢，康親王傑書，就係代善嘅後人嘞。 + +189 +00:21:57,988 --> 00:22:02,238 +韋小寶諗到呢件事就話：唔好打，慢慢嚟。 + +190 +00:22:02,793 --> 00:22:04,937 +你同彼得，都做沙皇。 + +191 +00:22:05,098 --> 00:22:10,477 +將來，反對你嘅大臣、將軍，一個一個，慢慢殺咗。 + +192 +00:22:10,761 --> 00:22:13,454 +你再殺彼得，再做女沙皇。 + +193 +00:22:14,985 --> 00:22:25,561 +蘇菲亞覺得呢條計都好妙啊，不過眾大臣一直話女子唔能夠做沙皇真係激氣嘞，於是將呢個情形講畀韋小寶知。 + +194 +00:22:25,801 --> 00:22:30,685 +嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/167.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/167.srt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..0e2ba6a770b45dfd42b6328b4eccbc9e53caf0d5 --- /dev/null +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/167.srt @@ -0,0 +1,715 @@ +1 +00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,440 +前文再續啊書接上一回啊。 + +2 +00:00:05,283 --> 00:00:09,941 +話説羅剎國女子呢，係唔能夠做女沙皇嘅。 + +3 +00:00:10,792 --> 00:00:21,381 +韋小寶諗：清朝開國嘅初期，順治皇爺仲係個小皇帝，大權，都喺攝政王多爾袞手上。 + +4 +00:00:22,001 --> 00:00:26,901 +佢就話：你唔能夠做女沙皇，就先做攝政王吖。 + +5 +00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:30,764 +蘇菲亞問：咩嘢叫做攝政王啊？ + +6 +00:00:31,534 --> 00:00:39,437 +攝政王就唔係沙皇，但係可以下命令殺人、打人𦣇柚，可以賞錢，升佢哋嘅官。 + +7 +00:00:39,739 --> 00:00:42,233 +沙皇，假嘅，冇力嘅。 + +8 +00:00:42,571 --> 00:00:54,181 +攝政王呢，真嘅，有力嘅，能夠殺人，打人𦣇柚，能夠升人哋官，能夠賞錢，人人都怕，都聽攝政王嘅説話，唔聽沙皇嘅説話。 + +9 +00:00:55,253 --> 00:00:58,981 +蘇菲亞歡喜喇，大叫：哈啦嗦，哈啦嗦！ + +10 +00:01:00,745 --> 00:01:12,680 +擁戴蘇菲亞嘅王公將軍啊人數比較少，蘇菲亞將其中為首嘅，召入嚟皇宮，將韋小寶講嘅計策同眾人商量。 + +11 +00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:22,104 +蘇菲亞掌握咗莫斯科個兵權，但係又唔能夠登基做女沙皇，主要原因呢，就在於冇呢個先例。 + +12 +00:01:22,606 --> 00:01:27,194 +眾大臣聽到設立攝政王嘅計謀，都覺得極之妙啊。 + +13 +00:01:28,033 --> 00:01:32,977 +只需要大權在手，做唔做沙皇都冇幾大分別嘅啫。 + +14 +00:01:33,629 --> 00:01:37,634 +噉眾人商量咗好耐，吖又想咗個法子出嚟添： + +15 +00:01:38,301 --> 00:01:46,980 +就係立蘇菲亞嘅同胞細佬伊凡做大沙皇，等彼得呢，仍然做沙皇，乃係小沙皇。 + +16 +00:01:47,083 --> 00:01:51,901 +大小沙皇並立，免得擁彼得一派嘅人反對。 + +17 +00:01:52,617 --> 00:01:56,982 +蘇菲亞公主呢就係攝政女王喇，處理一切朝政。 + +18 +00:01:58,291 --> 00:02:08,392 +眾人商量妥當喇，蘇菲亞立即聚集火槍營，再召集全體王公大臣，將呢個新安排宣示出嚟。 + +19 +00:02:10,265 --> 00:02:18,513 +佢又向眾大臣擔保，決唔會任意罷免各人嘅職司，凡係擁護呢個安排嘅一律升賞。 + +20 +00:02:19,702 --> 00:02:28,710 +眾王公大臣見到自己權位利益，就並冇損害，又冇破壞咗前朝嘅規矩，都毫無異議嘞。 + +21 +00:02:29,921 --> 00:02:40,731 +噉擁蘇派當中，有人帶頭向蘇菲亞女攝政王躬身行禮，其餘嗰啲人啊哎呀咪執輸喇冚𠾴唥跟住躬身行禮。 + +22 +00:02:41,842 --> 00:02:50,716 +蘇菲亞就歡喜到不得了，叫人去請細佬伊凡嚟，又將小沙皇彼得，喺酒窖裏便放翻出嚟。 + +23 +00:02:50,983 --> 00:02:56,999 +噉兩個人做大小沙皇，佢自己呢，坐喺兩個細佬嘅下首便。 + +24 +00:02:57,757 --> 00:03:03,641 +百官稟奏事情，升賞黜免，都由女攝政王裁決。 + +25 +00:03:04,753 --> 00:03:13,109 +當其時，伊凡十六歲，彼得十歲，年幼識淺，一切都聽晒佢家姐嘅主張。 + +26 +00:03:14,184 --> 00:03:21,984 +蘇菲亞大權在握，噉佢諗：呢件事嗰個中國細佬哥大官嘅功勞極大。 + +27 +00:03:22,763 --> 00:03:26,422 +噉就請咗韋小寶嚟，大大稱讚佢一番。 + +28 +00:03:27,301 --> 00:03:35,325 +韋小寶話：女攝政王娘娘啊，你做咗攝政王呢，將來再做女沙皇噉就容易到極喇。 + +29 +00:03:36,194 --> 00:03:40,009 +你只要遵守一件事，人人都會服晒你嘅。 + +30 +00:03:40,799 --> 00:03:44,542 +蘇菲亞問：咩嘢事啊？快啲講畀我聽啦。 + +31 +00:03:45,503 --> 00:03:49,746 +呢件事就係一言既出，三頭馬車難追啊。 + +32 +00:03:51,001 --> 00:03:57,062 +原來羅剎人嘅馬車，用三匹馬嚟拉嘅，唔同中國人用四匹馬拉。 + +33 +00:03:57,842 --> 00:04:03,632 +因此中國嘅駟馬難追呢，喺羅剎國，就變成三頭馬車難追喇。 + +34 +00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:09,254 +蘇菲亞仲唔懂就問：咩嘢三頭馬車難追啊？ + +35 +00:04:10,087 --> 00:04:14,282 +韋小寶話：講過咗個説話，一定要算數。 + +36 +00:04:14,863 --> 00:04:20,651 +我哋中國皇帝講嘅説話呢，叫做皇帝嘅金口，係決唔能夠反悔㗎。 + +37 +00:04:21,867 --> 00:04:27,539 +啊，我應承過你嘅事，你怕我反悔係唔係呢？ + +38 +00:04:27,885 --> 00:04:36,904 +親愛嘅中國細佬哥，羅剎女攝政王嘅説話，係寶石口，比你哋中國皇帝嘅金口仲要貴重。 + +39 +00:04:37,948 --> 00:04:46,290 +於是佢以大小沙皇嘅名義，頒下御旨，封韋小寶為管理東方韃靼地方嘅伯爵； + +40 +00:04:47,132 --> 00:04:52,876 +又命令大臣寫咗一道國書，致送中國皇帝，由韋小寶送去。 + +41 +00:04:53,396 --> 00:05:00,756 +再派一名俄國使臣，帶領兩隊哥薩克騎兵護送，金銀財物就賞賜咗唔少。 + +42 +00:05:01,467 --> 00:05:06,518 +韋小寶賄賂佢嗰十幾萬兩銀票啊，亦都攞出嚟還翻畀佢。 + +43 +00:05:07,643 --> 00:05:14,867 +此外仲有好多送畀中國皇帝嘅禮物，都係貂皮啊寶石等等羅剎國嘅貴重特產啊。 + +44 +00:05:16,454 --> 00:05:24,724 +呢陣時，蘇菲亞已經選咗好幾名羅剎國嘅俊男陪伴佢，再唔嚟同韋小寶親熱嘞。 + +45 +00:05:26,104 --> 00:05:35,197 +但係韋小寶辭別嗰日，蘇菲亞想起呢幾個月嚟嘅恩情，又感激佢獻計嘅大功，所以戀戀不捨。 + +46 +00:05:36,984 --> 00:05:44,741 +根據俄羅斯正史嘅記載，火槍手作亂呢，係喺五月十五至十七嗰三日。 + +47 +00:05:45,834 --> 00:05:57,679 +五月二十九日，火槍營喺蘇菲亞指使之下，上書請伊凡同彼得並為沙皇，請蘇菲亞公主攝政，裁決軍國大事。 + +48 +00:05:58,226 --> 00:06:01,631 +噉啊騷亂平定翻呢，已經喺六月中旬喇。 + +49 +00:06:03,563 --> 00:06:15,059 +當其時天氣和暖，韋小寶騎住駿馬，喺兩隊哥薩克騎兵擁衞之下，喺西伯利亞大草原向東疾馳。 + +50 +00:06:15,361 --> 00:06:29,901 +和風拂面，蹄聲盈耳，左有俏丫鬟雙兒，右有羅剎國使臣，貂皮財物就滿載相隨，啊，真係意氣風發之至啊，佢諗： + +51 +00:06:30,723 --> 00:06:43,981 +呢次死裏逃生，不但保住咗條命仔，仲幫羅剎公主立咗一場大功，哈全靠老子平日聽得古仔多，睇得戲多啊，哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。 + +52 +00:06:45,543 --> 00:06:50,615 +話説韋小寶帶埋羅剎國使臣，呢一日嚟到北京。 + +53 +00:06:51,165 --> 00:06:57,603 +康親王、索額圖等王公大臣見佢返嚟，真係又驚又喜。 + +54 +00:06:58,549 --> 00:07:02,770 +嗰日佢帶埋水師出海，從此就不知所蹤嘞。 + +55 +00:07:03,743 --> 00:07:12,439 +朝廷幾次派人去查，都話大海茫茫唔見蹤跡，竟然冇一隻兵船、冇一名士兵返嚟。 + +56 +00:07:13,277 --> 00:07:22,148 +康熙估話佢呢隊人呢喺大海裏便遇到颶風，已經全軍覆沒嘞，一想起上嚟，都好鬱鬱不樂。 + +57 +00:07:23,616 --> 00:07:27,603 +當有消息報到入宮，康熙就即時傳見嘞。 + +58 +00:07:28,740 --> 00:07:34,907 +韋小寶見康熙滿面笑容，叩拜之後，大略講下分別之後嘅情形。 + +59 +00:07:35,829 --> 00:07:41,562 +康熙呢次派佢出海，主要係剿滅神龍教，擒拿假太后吖； + +60 +00:07:42,553 --> 00:07:49,848 +而家聽講神龍島已經攻破嘞，假太后雖然未捉到啊，但係同羅剎國結成咗朋友。 + +61 +00:07:50,886 --> 00:08:02,416 +康熙自從盤問咗蒙古派去昆明嘅使臣罕帖摩之後，知道吳三桂勾結羅剎國、蒙古同埋西藏，非常之憂慮。 + +62 +00:08:03,172 --> 00:08:07,994 +噉啊至於尚耿二藩，以及台灣鄭氏呢就反為次要。 + +63 +00:08:09,180 --> 00:08:13,494 +而家見到韋小寶冇事返嚟，真係不勝歡喜啊。 + +64 +00:08:14,130 --> 00:08:19,596 +仲知道有羅剎國使臣嚟到修好添，更加喜上加喜嘞。 + +65 +00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:26,333 +連忙叫韋小寶詳細講佢聽，韋小寶從頭至尾噉講咗嘞。 + +66 +00:08:27,306 --> 00:08:37,466 +講到點樣教蘇菲亞慫恿火槍營作亂，點樣教佢立兩個小沙皇而自己做攝政王嘅時候，康熙哈哈大笑話： + +67 +00:08:37,670 --> 00:08:44,508 +哈哈哈哈你阿爺吖，你學咗我大清嘅嘢，走去教會咗羅剎嘅鬼婆。 + +68 +00:08:45,734 --> 00:08:49,608 +第日，康熙上朝，傳見羅剎使臣。 + +69 +00:08:50,751 --> 00:08:55,306 +噉朝廷上便識羅剎話嘅，只有韋小寶一個人。 + +70 +00:08:56,493 --> 00:09:03,041 +其實羅剎話十分難學，佢喺短短幾個月裏便呢，學會嘅認真有限。 + +71 +00:09:03,951 --> 00:09:09,590 +噉羅剎使臣嗰一番頌詞呢，十句當中有九句半唔明白嘅。 + +72 +00:09:10,101 --> 00:09:17,488 +佢蝦大家唔識，就一於臨時編造一番，將當日陸高軒作嘅嗰段碑文背出嚟。 + +73 +00:09:18,106 --> 00:09:25,083 +咩千載之下，爰有大清，咩威靈下濟，丕赫威能講咗幾句。 + +74 +00:09:26,156 --> 00:09:37,566 +佢又精噃，一面講，一便偷偷睇下康熙面色，見到佢笑眯眯噉，嗯，估計呢篇碑文，都用得上，就大聲噉念： + +75 +00:09:38,112 --> 00:09:43,918 +降妖伏魔，如日之升。羽翼輔佐，吐故納新。 + +76 +00:09:44,460 --> 00:09:50,119 +萬壽百祥，罔不豐登。仙福永享，並世崇敬。 + +77 +00:09:50,252 --> 00:09:54,771 +壽與天齊，文武仁聖。須臾，天現。 + +78 +00:09:55,703 --> 00:10:03,630 +一背到天現兩個字，即刻收口，事關再背落去啊，就會露出狐狸尾巴嘞，佢就話： + +79 +00:10:04,411 --> 00:10:11,391 +羅剎國小沙皇、攝政女王，敬問中國大皇帝萬歲爺聖躬安康。 + +80 +00:10:12,512 --> 00:10:16,616 +呢啲説話，本來係陸高軒作嚟頌揚洪教主嘅。 + +81 +00:10:17,422 --> 00:10:28,156 +而家韋小寶念出嚟，雖然有多少不倫不類啊，但係並世崇敬，文武仁聖等等，都係善禱善頌嘅。 + +82 +00:10:28,796 --> 00:10:31,095 +眾大臣都聽到不停咁岌頭。 + +83 +00:10:32,001 --> 00:10:40,377 +康熙知道韋小寶個肚裏便倒吊都冇滴墨水，呢啲文辭古雅嘅句子，決唔能夠隨口翻譯出嚟； + +84 +00:10:40,964 --> 00:10:46,060 +必定係預先請咗槍手做好，然後喺金殿上面背誦出嚟嘅。 + +85 +00:10:46,752 --> 00:10:55,433 +佢又點都想唔到，竟然係稱頌邪教教主嘅文辭，畀佢移花接木順手牽羊噉用上咗嘅。 + +86 +00:10:56,761 --> 00:11:00,858 +讀完頌詞，嗰個羅剎使臣跟住獻上禮物嘞。 + +87 +00:11:02,012 --> 00:11:10,953 +羅剎國比遼東氣候更冷，嗰度嘅玄狐水貂之類，毛皮就比遼東嘅更為華美丰厚。 + +88 +00:11:11,545 --> 00:11:16,660 +清廷大臣都係識貨嘅人啊，一見到啊，冇個唔稱讚嘅。 + +89 +00:11:17,618 --> 00:11:22,744 +康熙就吩咐韋小寶妥為接待使臣，回賜中華禮品。 + +90 +00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:31,953 +退咗朝之後，康熙召咗湯若望同南懷仁兩個人嚟，叫佢哋去見羅剎使臣。 + +91 +00:11:32,553 --> 00:11:37,832 +南懷仁係比利時國人，言語呢，同法蘭西相同嘅。 + +92 +00:11:38,772 --> 00:11:43,442 +嗰個羅剎使臣啊會講法蘭西話，兩個人言語相通。 + +93 +00:11:43,998 --> 00:11:53,390 +南懷仁啊稱頌康熙英明仁惠，古往今來嘅帝王啊，好少及得佢嘅，講到嗰個羅剎使臣大為折服。 + +94 +00:11:54,552 --> 00:12:04,295 +第日，康熙命令湯若望、南懷仁兩個人喺南苑操炮，由韋小寶陪同羅剎使臣啊觀看操練。 + +95 +00:12:05,317 --> 00:12:10,284 +嗰個使臣見到炮火犀利，射擊準確，個心好佩服。 + +96 +00:12:11,145 --> 00:12:18,602 +就請南懷仁轉告皇帝：羅剎國女攝政王，決意同中國修好永為兄弟之邦。 + +97 +00:12:20,312 --> 00:12:37,161 +羅剎國使臣辭別回國之後，康熙啊想起韋小寶呢次出征，一舉而翦除咗吳三桂兩個強大幫手，功勞實在唔細啊，於是落一道聖旨，封佢為一等忠勇伯。 + +98 +00:12:37,877 --> 00:12:40,569 +王公大臣啊當然有一番慶賀喇。 + +99 +00:12:41,918 --> 00:12:49,204 +韋小寶啊想起施瑯、黃總兵佢哋，何以一個人都冇返嚟報告呢？ + +100 +00:12:50,314 --> 00:13:06,109 +估計必定係因為主帥喺海上失蹤，噉佢係皇上面前嘅第一大紅人，皇上啊震怒，必定會以延誤軍機、臨陣退縮、陷主帥於死地等等嘅罪名加喺佢哋嘅頭上嘅。 + +101 +00:13:07,094 --> 00:13:13,281 +噉大家怕殺頭啊，就流落喺通食島附近海島，再唔敢返嚟嘞。 + +102 +00:13:14,070 --> 00:13:26,130 +滿洲興兵嘅初期，軍法就極嚴，接戰嘅時候，如果一隊嘅長官陣亡，而部下退卻奔逃呢，往往全隊處死。 + +103 +00:13:27,633 --> 00:13:35,110 +直至康熙、雍正年間，軍法仲係噉樣嘅，所以旗兵啊好精良，所向無敵。 + +104 +00:13:36,459 --> 00:13:44,853 +韋小寶於是派咗兩名使者，指點咗通食島同神龍島喺邊度，叫佢哋去召施瑯等人返嚟。 + +105 +00:13:46,932 --> 00:13:53,317 +呢一日，康熙召韋小寶嚟上書房，指住枱面三道奏章話： + +106 +00:13:53,607 --> 00:14:00,963 +小桂子，呢三道奏章，係分別喺三笪地方嚟嘅，你估下係邊個嘅奏章呢？ + +107 +00:14:01,961 --> 00:14:08,652 +韋小寶伸長條頸，向三道奏章睇咗幾眼，一啲頭緒都冇就話： + +108 +00:14:09,759 --> 00:14:13,776 +皇上要畀啲提示，奴才噉先至容易估㗎。 + +109 +00:14:14,512 --> 00:14:20,419 +康熙微微一笑，舉起右掌虛劈，連氣做咗三下殺頭嘅姿勢。 + +110 +00:14:21,318 --> 00:14:30,830 +韋小寶笑住話：吖哈係喇，係大，大奸臣吳三桂、尚可喜、耿精忠三個傢伙嘅奏章。 + +111 +00:14:31,684 --> 00:14:33,812 +康熙話：你真係聰明。 + +112 +00:14:34,522 --> 00:14:38,258 +你再估下，呢三道奏章裏便講啲咩嘢呢？ + +113 +00:14:39,450 --> 00:14:41,470 +吖，噉就難估喇。 + +114 +00:14:42,471 --> 00:14:46,152 +誒，三道奏章係咪一齊嚟㗎？ + +115 +00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:50,336 +有先有後，日子相差都唔係好遠嘅啫。 + +116 +00:14:52,007 --> 00:14:57,056 +三個大奸臣都不懷好意，諗嘅都係一樣嘢。 + +117 +00:14:57,563 --> 00:15:00,126 +奴才估佢哋講嘅説話都係差唔多嘅啫。 + +118 +00:15:01,133 --> 00:15:04,728 +康熙用手喺枱面輕輕一拍佢話：冇錯嘞。 + +119 +00:15:05,443 --> 00:15:15,747 +第一道奏章係尚可喜呢個老嘢呈上嘅，佢話佢年紀大喇，想歸老遼東，留個仔尚之信鎮守廣東。 + +120 +00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:22,397 +我就批示話：尚可喜要返去遼東，亦不必留翻個仔喺廣東喇。 + +121 +00:15:23,292 --> 00:15:27,614 +吳三桂同耿精忠聽到消息呢，就先後上咗奏章。 + +122 +00:15:28,459 --> 00:15:33,078 +康熙攞起道奏章佢話：嗱，呢道係吳三桂嘅。 + +123 +00:15:33,478 --> 00:15:41,909 +佢話：念臣世受天恩，捐糜難報，惟期盡瘁藩籬，安敢遽請息 肩？ + +124 +00:15:42,461 --> 00:15:48,790 +今聞平南王尚可喜有陳情之疏，已蒙恩覽，准撤全藩。 + +125 +00:15:49,261 --> 00:15:53,773 +仰持鴻慈，冒干天聽，請撤安插。 + +126 +00:15:54,467 --> 00:16:00,621 +哼，佢係想試下我，睇我敢唔敢撤佢嘅藩。 + +127 +00:16:01,618 --> 00:16:07,798 +佢唔係一個人做㗎噃，而係聯絡埋尚可喜、耿精忠三個人一齊嚟嚇我。 + +128 +00:16:09,234 --> 00:16:13,645 +康熙又攞起另外一道奏章話：呢道係耿精忠嘅。 + +129 +00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:22,362 +佢話：臣襲爵二載，心戀帝闕，只以海氛叵測，未敢遽議罷兵。 + +130 +00:16:23,313 --> 00:16:27,786 +近見平南王尚可喜乞歸一疏，已奉前旨。 + +131 +00:16:28,793 --> 00:16:35,759 +伏念臣部下官兵，南征二十餘載，仰懇皇仁，撤回安插。 + +132 +00:16:36,949 --> 00:16:46,202 +哼，一個喺雲南，一個喺福建，相隔萬里，點解兩道奏折上面所講嘅説話都差唔多一樣嘅呢？ + +133 +00:16:47,509 --> 00:16:52,860 +一便講唔能夠罷兵，一面又話懇求撤回。 + +134 +00:16:53,752 --> 00:16:57,031 +呢幾個嘢，仲將我放喺眼內咩？ + +135 +00:16:57,971 --> 00:17:01,479 +講完，氣憤憤噉將奏章掉翻喺枱面。 + +136 +00:17:02,511 --> 00:17:10,224 +韋小寶話：噉唔係，呢三道奏章啊真係大逆不道啊，其實就係造反嘅戰書。 + +137 +00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:21,112 +皇上，不如我哋就發兵，將三個反賊，都捉到嚟京師，滿門，哼，全家男嘅殺頭，女嘅呢，就賞畀功臣為奴。 + +138 +00:17:22,393 --> 00:17:29,401 +佢又本來想講滿門抄斬嘅，忽然間想起阿珂同陳圓圓，於是就中途改口嘞。 + +139 +00:17:29,743 --> 00:17:41,419 +康熙話：我哋如果先發兵呢，天下百姓，就會話我殺戮功臣，講咩鳥盡弓藏啊，兔死狗烹啊噉。 + +140 +00:17:42,046 --> 00:17:45,540 +不如先行撤藩，睇下三個人嘅動靜。 + +141 +00:17:46,131 --> 00:17:49,917 +如果係遵旨撤藩，恭順聽命咯，噉就算嘞； + +142 +00:17:50,579 --> 00:17:54,696 +否則，再發兵討伐，就出師有名嘞。 + +143 +00:17:55,752 --> 00:18:00,300 +韋小寶話：皇上料事如神，奴才拜服之至啊。 + +144 +00:18:00,856 --> 00:18:04,764 +誒好比做戲噉，皇上問：下跪何人？ + +145 +00:18:05,030 --> 00:18:07,619 +吳三桂就話：臣吳三桂見駕。 + +146 +00:18:08,064 --> 00:18:11,825 +皇上喝佢啦：大膽吳三桂，抬起頭來。 + +147 +00:18:12,127 --> 00:18:14,971 +吳三桂就話：臣有罪唔敢抬頭。 + +148 +00:18:15,309 --> 00:18:17,895 +皇上喝佢喇：你犯了何罪？ + +149 +00:18:18,304 --> 00:18:21,844 +吳三桂話：奴才唔肯撤藩，想要造反。 + +150 +00:18:22,262 --> 00:18:26,046 +皇上話：呔，大膽吳三桂！韋小寶。 + +151 +00:18:26,833 --> 00:18:30,519 +我就一個箭步，上前跪倒話：小將在！ + +152 +00:18:30,848 --> 00:18:36,780 +皇上話：令箭在此！派你帶領十萬大兵，討伐反賊吳三桂。 + +153 +00:18:37,371 --> 00:18:40,312 +奴才接過令箭，叫一聲：得吖令！ + +154 +00:18:40,730 --> 00:18:47,657 +飛起一腳，踢落吳三桂嘅𦣇柚，當堂啊，將佢踢到屁滾尿流嗚呼哀哉喇。 + +155 +00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:54,238 +哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，康熙哈哈大笑啊：你想帶兵去打吳三桂啊？ + +156 +00:18:55,000 --> 00:19:02,693 +韋小寶見佢眼神裏便有啲嘲弄嘅表情，知道小皇帝係同自己開玩笑唧，就話： + +157 +00:19:03,580 --> 00:19:08,925 +奴才年紀得啲咁大，又冇咩本事，點能夠統帶大軍啦？ + +158 +00:19:09,458 --> 00:19:19,263 +最好呢就係皇上親自做大元帥，我同你做先鋒官，逢山開路，遇水搭橋，浩浩蕩蕩，殺奔雲南而去喇。 + +159 +00:19:20,437 --> 00:19:28,890 +康熙畀佢講到心逳逳，覺得御駕親征吳三桂，呢件事確係好玩，就話： + +160 +00:19:29,746 --> 00:19:31,289 +等我仔細想下先。 + +161 +00:19:32,314 --> 00:19:39,130 +第日一早，康熙召集眾王公大臣，喺太和殿上商議軍國大事。 + +162 +00:19:40,219 --> 00:19:49,686 +韋小寶啊雖然連升幾級，喺朝廷之中啊，仲係官小職微，本來冇資格上太和殿參加議政嘅。 + +163 +00:19:50,609 --> 00:19:58,469 +康熙下咗特旨，話佢曾經出使雲南，知道吳藩內情，欽命陪駕議政。 + +164 +00:19:59,812 --> 00:20:12,889 +當時小皇帝居中坐喺龍椅，親王、郡王、貝勒、貝子、大學士、尚書等大臣呢分班站立，韋小寶啊企到最尾尾。 + +165 +00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:24,164 +康熙將尚可喜、吳三桂、耿精忠三道奏章，交畀中和殿大學士兼禮部尚書巴泰，佢話： + +166 +00:20:24,934 --> 00:20:31,840 +三藩上奏，懇請撤藩，應該點樣做至好呢？大家分別稟奏啦。 + +167 +00:20:32,791 --> 00:20:37,386 +各王公大臣傳閱咗奏章之後，康親王傑書就話： + +168 +00:20:37,994 --> 00:20:47,604 +回皇上，依奴才愚見，三藩懇求撤藩，都唔係出於本心，似乎係喺度試探朝廷啊。 + +169 +00:20:48,402 --> 00:20:52,030 +康熙話：何以見得呢？你講嚟聽下。 + +170 +00:20:52,811 --> 00:20:59,459 +傑書話：三道奏章之中，都話當地軍務繁重不敢擅離。 + +171 +00:21:00,462 --> 00:21:06,114 +既然話軍務繁忙咯，又請求撤藩，顯然係自相矛盾。 + +172 +00:21:07,054 --> 00:21:08,235 +康熙岌一岌頭。 + +173 +00:21:09,241 --> 00:21:27,586 +跟住落嚟，文華殿大學士對喀納、保和殿大學士衛周祚、户部尚書米思翰、大學士杜立德、索額圖、大學士圖海、兵部尚書明珠等人，都講咗意見嘞。 + +174 +00:21:28,592 --> 00:21:38,115 +噉雖然佢哋係大拋書包，韋小寶唔係點聽得懂啊，但係有一點係清楚嘅，就係佢哋都主張唔撤藩。 + +175 +00:21:38,963 --> 00:21:47,570 +韋小寶越聽越心急，佢知道小皇帝決心撤藩嘅，王公大臣呢都係個個膽小怕事。 + +176 +00:21:48,524 --> 00:21:56,088 +自己係官小職卑，年紀又細，喺朝廷之上又唔能夠亂咁講啊真係急到佢唔知點好。 + +177 +00:21:57,221 --> 00:22:00,178 +正喺呢個時候，只聽見康熙話： + +178 +00:22:00,929 --> 00:22:06,531 +韋小寶，你去過雲南，你講嚟聽下呢件事應該點做好呢？ + +179 +00:22:07,410 --> 00:22:12,331 +嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/168.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/168.srt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..56120479e11d6f4acec23dc282ef94f818a24211 --- /dev/null +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/168.srt @@ -0,0 +1,807 @@ +1 +00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,256 +前文再續啊書接上一回啊。 + +2 +00:00:04,324 --> 00:00:10,491 +話說韋小寶見啲王公大臣，都主張唔撤藩，好心急。 + +3 +00:00:11,608 --> 00:00:13,771 +正喺呢個時候，康熙話： + +4 +00:00:14,380 --> 00:00:20,740 +韋小寶，你去過雲南，你講嚟聽下，呢件事應該點做好呢？ + +5 +00:00:21,626 --> 00:00:24,671 +皇帝問到就唔怕講喇，佢話： + +6 +00:00:25,601 --> 00:00:29,694 +皇上明鑒，奴才對國家大事係唔識嘅。 + +7 +00:00:30,731 --> 00:00:42,775 +只不過吳三桂對奴才講過一句説話，佢話，韋都統，以後有咩變故呢你唔使擔心，你嘅都統職位，只有上升唔會下降嘅。 + +8 +00:00:43,592 --> 00:00:47,359 +奴才就唔明喇我問佢，以後有咩變故啊噉。 + +9 +00:00:48,153 --> 00:00:52,134 +吳三桂笑住話：時候到喇，你自然就知道㗎喇。 + +10 +00:00:53,072 --> 00:00:55,679 +皇上，吳三桂係想造反啊。 + +11 +00:00:56,119 --> 00:01:01,814 +呢件事係千真萬確，呢陣時啊，怕佢龍袍都做好喇。 + +12 +00:01:02,178 --> 00:01:06,433 +仲有啊，佢將自己比作係猛虎，將皇上比作係黃鶯。 + +13 +00:01:07,667 --> 00:01:11,973 +康熙問：咩嘢猛虎啊黃鶯啊，係咩意思啊？ + +14 +00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:14,747 +韋小寶叩咗幾個頭佢話： + +15 +00:01:15,383 --> 00:01:20,677 +吳三桂呢個嘢講咗好多大逆不道嘅説話，奴才點都唔敢轉述。 + +16 +00:01:21,456 --> 00:01:24,742 +你講啦，係佢講嘅啫嘛又唔係你講嘅。 + +17 +00:01:25,316 --> 00:01:25,680 +係。 + +18 +00:01:26,423 --> 00:01:33,553 +吳三桂呢有三件寶貝，佢話呢三件寶貝雖然係好，可惜有啲美中不足。 + +19 +00:01:34,224 --> 00:01:40,153 +第一件寶貝呢，係一塊白鴿蛋咁大嘅紅寶石，真係雞血咁紅㗎。 + +20 +00:01:40,709 --> 00:01:47,543 +佢要嚟鑲喺頂帽上便，佢話：寶石啊好大喇，可惜頂帽呢細過頭。 + +21 +00:01:48,489 --> 00:01:49,839 +康熙哼咗一聲。 + +22 +00:01:50,818 --> 00:01:53,939 +眾大臣啊你睇我我睇你，都諗： + +23 +00:01:54,811 --> 00:02:03,856 +寶石啊好大，可惜頂帽細過頭，呢句説話言下之意，顯然係想戴頂皇冠嘞。 + +24 +00:02:05,162 --> 00:02:11,368 +韋小寶又話：佢第二件寶貝呢，係一張白底黑紋嘅白老虎皮。 + +25 +00:02:12,183 --> 00:02:18,274 +奴才喺皇宮裏便服侍咗皇上咁耐，不過從來都冇見過噉樣嘅白老虎皮嘅。 + +26 +00:02:18,884 --> 00:02:23,579 +吳三桂話：呢種白老虎啊，幾百年難得見到一次㗎。 + +27 +00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:31,939 +當年，宋太祖趙匡胤打過一隻，朱元璋啊打過一隻，曹操同劉備都打過。 + +28 +00:02:32,661 --> 00:02:35,880 +噉啊吳三桂將白老虎皮，墊喺張椅上便佢話： + +29 +00:02:36,542 --> 00:02:41,740 +白老虎皮好難得，可惜張椅呢太過尋常啊噉。 + +30 +00:02:42,648 --> 00:02:45,321 +康熙岌一岌頭，個心偷笑嘞。 + +31 +00:02:46,207 --> 00:02:54,907 +知道韋小寶信口開河誣陷吳三桂，又知道佢毫無學問，以為曹操都做過皇帝。 + +32 +00:02:55,880 --> 00:03:03,450 +韋小寶話：第三件寶貝呢，係一塊大理石屏風，啲風景啊係天然生成嘅。 + +33 +00:03:03,859 --> 00:03:09,785 +圖畫裏便呢，有隻黃鶯，踎喺樖樹上便，樹底呢，有隻大老虎。 + +34 +00:03:10,220 --> 00:03:18,298 +吳三桂話，屏風確係珍貴，就可惜猛虎喺樹腳，黃鶯就踎喺高枝上便唧噉。 + +35 +00:03:19,579 --> 00:03:26,827 +康熙話：佢呢三句説話，不過係比喻啫，未必係有心造反嘅。 + +36 +00:03:27,521 --> 00:03:31,151 +韋小寶話：皇上寬洪大量，愛惜奴才。 + +37 +00:03:31,586 --> 00:03:36,243 +吳三桂啊如果有三分良心，就知道感恩圖報噉就好喇。 + +38 +00:03:36,736 --> 00:03:45,991 +可惜佢就係會向朝中嘅王公大臣送禮，呢位就黃金一千兩，嗰位就白銀二萬兩，出手啊闊綽到不得了。 + +39 +00:03:46,782 --> 00:03:49,922 +之嗰三件寶貝呢，就唔向皇上進貢噃。 + +40 +00:03:50,727 --> 00:03:54,216 +康熙笑住話：我又唔貪圖佢乜嘢嘢。 + +41 +00:03:55,094 --> 00:04:06,428 +韋小寶話：係啊，吳三桂一味向朝廷要餉銀，請求犒賞，攞到銀喇，有成大半留喺北京，要嚟送畀文武百官。 + +42 +00:04:06,952 --> 00:04:15,416 +噉奴才對佢話啦，王爺，你送金銀畀當朝嗰啲大官，出手呢實在闊綽過頭喇，我都戥你肉赤啊噉。 + +43 +00:04:15,949 --> 00:04:22,395 +吳三桂啊笑住話：小兄弟，呢啲金銀呢，不過係暫時寄存喺佢哋屋企嘅啫； + +44 +00:04:22,786 --> 00:04:31,353 +等佢哋個個幫我講好話，過得幾年呀，佢哋就會乖乖噉加埋利錢，連本帶利還翻畀我個喇。 + +45 +00:04:32,482 --> 00:04:34,490 +奴才噉就唔明白啦我問佢： + +46 +00:04:34,650 --> 00:04:39,318 +王爺啊，財物到咗人哋手裏便，點解仲會還翻畀你嘅啫？ + +47 +00:04:39,990 --> 00:04:45,657 +呢啲係你心甘情願送畀佢哋嘅，又唔係人哋問你借嘅，噉點解仲會有利錢㗎？ + +48 +00:04:46,146 --> 00:04:52,110 +吳三桂就哈哈大笑，拍下我膊頭，攞咗個綢緞袋仔畀我，佢話： + +49 +00:04:52,438 --> 00:05:00,090 +小兄弟，呢啲係小王送畀你嘅一啲小意思，希望你喺皇上面前，多啲幫我講幾句好話。 + +50 +00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:04,900 +皇上如果要撤藩，你務必話，千祈唔好撤啊噉。 + +51 +00:05:05,345 --> 00:05:08,901 +你放心啦，呢啲嘢啊，我將來唔會問你攞翻嘅。 + +52 +00:05:09,782 --> 00:05:17,503 +韋小寶一面講，一便喺衫袋裏便，攞出個綢緞袋仔出嚟，揸住喺手高高噉舉起。 + +53 +00:05:18,369 --> 00:05:22,238 +噉啊人人都見到袋上面繡住平西王府四個紅字。 + +54 +00:05:23,122 --> 00:05:38,460 +佢護低身，打開袋口，將個袋一倒轉，只聽見叮叮噹噹，珍珠啊寶石啊翡翠啊美玉啊，幾十件珍品啊倒喺金殿上便，珠光寶氣啊耀眼生花。 + +55 +00:05:39,731 --> 00:05:50,220 +呢啲珠寶，有啲確係吳三桂送嘅，有啲呢，係韋小寶喺人哋嗰處攞翻嚟嘅賄賂，而家撈埋一齊，大家點分得出啦？ + +56 +00:05:51,278 --> 00:05:57,163 +康熙微笑話：你去咗雲南一趟，確係大有所獲噃。 + +57 +00:05:57,894 --> 00:06:04,410 +韋小寶話：呢啲珍珠寶貝奴才係唔敢要㗎，請皇上要嚟賞畀人哋啦。 + +58 +00:06:05,350 --> 00:06:09,560 +係吳三桂送畀你嘅，我又點能夠攞嚟畀人哋嘅呢？ + +59 +00:06:10,279 --> 00:06:17,471 +吳三桂送畀奴才，係要我喺皇上面前車大炮，幫佢講好話，話千祈唔能夠撤藩。 + +60 +00:06:18,013 --> 00:06:24,271 +奴才對皇上忠心耿耿，唔能夠貪圖一啲金銀財寶，將反賊講成係忠臣㗎。 + +61 +00:06:24,809 --> 00:06:29,232 +但係噉樣一嚟呢，收咗吳三桂嘅嘢，有啲對佢唔住噉。 + +62 +00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:33,335 +誒橫掂普天下嘅金銀珠寶，都係皇上嘅嘢嚟嘅。 + +63 +00:06:33,584 --> 00:06:39,371 +皇上賞畀邊個係皇上嘅恩德，唔使吳三桂攞嚟做好人收買人心吖。 + +64 +00:06:40,114 --> 00:06:48,490 +哈哈哈哈哈哈，你對朕都好忠心，噉啦，呢啲珍珠寶貝，算係我再賞畀你㗎啦。 + +65 +00:06:49,261 --> 00:06:54,878 +講完，康熙又喺衫袋攞咗個西洋彈簧金錶出嚟，佢話： + +66 +00:06:55,513 --> 00:06:59,123 +另外，再賞一件西洋寶貝畀你。 + +67 +00:07:00,092 --> 00:07:05,298 +韋小寶連忙跪低叩頭，行前幾步，雙手接咗金錶。 + +68 +00:07:06,721 --> 00:07:16,151 +佢君臣兩個人噉樣一番做作，班大臣都係善觀氣息嘅人，邊度話唔明白康熙嘅心意呢？ + +69 +00:07:17,209 --> 00:07:24,191 +嗰班大臣都收過吳三桂嘅賄賂，最近呢一批啊，仲係韋小寶轉交嘅。 + +70 +00:07:24,809 --> 00:07:32,997 +佢哋諗：自己如果仲唔識相，韋小寶將吳三桂送過幾多禮畀佢哋，當朝講晒出嚟； + +71 +00:07:33,263 --> 00:07:41,056 +皇上嬲起上嚟，以交通外藩圖謀不軌嘅罪名論處，嘿，唔殺頭啊都要充軍啊。 + +72 +00:07:41,993 --> 00:07:46,936 +韋小寶誣陷吳三桂嘅説話，極之幼稚可笑。 + +73 +00:07:47,892 --> 00:07:54,826 +吳三桂就算真係有造反嘅心啊，亦決唔會喺皇帝派去嘅欽差面前透露嘅。 + +74 +00:07:55,784 --> 00:08:08,937 +又講咩送咗畀朝上大臣嘅金銀，將來要連本帶利收回，至於暗示日後造反成功，做咗皇帝嘞，要向各大臣攞翻金銀。 + +75 +00:08:09,364 --> 00:08:12,517 +呢啲明明係從未見過世面嘅細佬哥想法。 + +76 +00:08:13,321 --> 00:08:19,270 +吳三桂呢種老謀深算嘅人，點會斤斤計較送咗幾多金銀啦？ + +77 +00:08:19,689 --> 00:08:28,090 +但係明知韋小寶嘅説話不堪一駁啊，不過佢有皇帝撐腰，又有邊個敢自討苦吃，出口辯駁呢？ + +78 +00:08:29,242 --> 00:08:32,752 +明珠嘅腦筋係最快嘞，即刻就話： + +79 +00:08:33,292 --> 00:08:46,798 +韋都統，少年英才，見事明白，對皇上赤膽忠心，深入吳三桂嘅虎穴，探聽到事情真相，真係令人非常佩服啊。 + +80 +00:08:47,358 --> 00:09:01,064 +如果唔係皇上洞燭機先，派遣韋都統親自去查探，我哋喺北京辦事嘅，又邊處知道吳三桂呢個傢伙深蒙國恩，竟然會心存作反㗎？ + +81 +00:09:02,213 --> 00:09:13,437 +明珠呢幾句説話，既捧咗康熙同韋小寶，又為自己同滿朝同僚輕輕開脱，跟住呢，再坐實咗吳三桂嘅罪名。 + +82 +00:09:14,406 --> 00:09:18,379 +太和殿上人人都覺得呢幾句説話非常啱聽。 + +83 +00:09:19,268 --> 00:09:24,882 +眾大臣本來都惴惴不安嘅，而家呢，不由得松翻啖氣嘞。 + +84 +00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:36,840 +康親王同索額圖本來同韋小寶係好朋友，而家當然係會意啦，即刻就落井下石，大講特講吳三桂嘅錯處。 + +85 +00:09:37,729 --> 00:09:41,928 +噉眾大臣啊你一句我一句，都話應該撤藩。 + +86 +00:09:42,661 --> 00:09:49,868 +有啲仲痛責自己糊塗啊，幸蒙皇上開導指點，噉先至好似撥開雲霧見青天咋。 + +87 +00:09:50,761 --> 00:09:57,954 +有啲係直情獻計嘞，話點樣撤藩，點樣將吳三桂捉嚟京師，又點樣去抄佢嘅家噉。 + +88 +00:09:58,742 --> 00:10:10,239 +吳三桂富可敵國噃，一講到抄佢個家啊，人人都覺得係個大大嘅優差，但係轉念一諗，嗯又覺得呢件事啊，好難搞嘅。 + +89 +00:10:10,892 --> 00:10:17,019 +吳三桂一反面，你都仲未抄到佢嘅家啊，佢就斬咗你嘅人頭先喇。 + +90 +00:10:18,529 --> 00:10:20,728 +康熙等人人都講過喇，就話： + +91 +00:10:21,569 --> 00:10:31,102 +吳三桂雖然有不軌之心，但係反狀未露，今日喺呢處講過嘅説話，邊個都唔准漏一句出去。 + +92 +00:10:31,671 --> 00:10:34,468 +要畀佢一個改過自新嘅機會。 + +93 +00:10:35,428 --> 00:10:39,420 +眾大臣一齊頌揚皇恩浩蕩，寬仁慈厚。 + +94 +00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:43,468 +康熙喺身邊攞出一張黃紙，佢話： + +95 +00:10:44,330 --> 00:10:47,083 +呢一道上諭你哋睇下有咩唔妥當嘅。 + +96 +00:10:48,089 --> 00:10:58,568 +原來呢一道乃係批准吳三桂請求撤藩嘅上諭，甚至話喺北京，都同吳三桂準備好住處喇，一到就有地方住噉。 + +97 +00:10:59,569 --> 00:11:07,955 +班大臣睇完，都大讚皇恩浩蕩，話吳三桂如果稍有人性啊，真係慚愧到死咯。 + +98 +00:11:09,089 --> 00:11:16,689 +康熙話：最好吳三桂能夠奉命歸朝，噉百姓呢就免咗一場刀兵之災。 + +99 +00:11:17,871 --> 00:11:22,991 +朕嘅意思，係要派兩個能説會道嘅人去雲南宣諭朕意。 + +100 +00:11:23,839 --> 00:11:27,653 +眾大臣聽皇帝噉樣講，都望住韋小寶。 + +101 +00:11:28,822 --> 00:11:31,592 +韋小寶畀大家睇到慌，佢諗： + +102 +00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:34,222 +喂喂喂喂，你哋睇咩啊，睇咩啊？ + +103 +00:11:34,876 --> 00:11:37,175 +呢件事唔係講玩㗎噃。 + +104 +00:11:37,611 --> 00:11:45,672 +上次送新娘去，仲爭啲冇命，呢次要撤藩啊，吳三桂仲有話唔殺欽差大臣嘅咩？ + +105 +00:11:46,670 --> 00:11:51,817 +明珠見到韋小寶面如土色，知道佢唔敢去喇就話： + +106 +00:11:52,514 --> 00:11:59,819 +皇上明鑒，以能説會道而言，本來都統韋小寶極之能幹。 + +107 +00:12:00,533 --> 00:12:12,467 +不過韋都統為人嫉惡如仇，知道吳三桂對皇上不敬，恨之入骨，多數一見面呢，就會申斥吳三桂，噉就會壞事喇。 + +108 +00:12:13,130 --> 00:12:22,936 +奴才愚見，不如派禮部侍郎折爾肯、翰林院學士達爾禮兩個人去雲南，宣示上諭。 + +109 +00:12:23,501 --> 00:12:30,256 +呢兩個人文質彬彬，頗具雅望，或者能夠感化頑惡亦未可知。 + +110 +00:12:31,420 --> 00:12:39,596 +康熙一聽，覺得好啱心意，即刻口諭折爾肯、達爾禮兩個人前往宣旨。 + +111 +00:12:41,019 --> 00:12:51,348 +眾大臣見到皇帝撤藩嘅意思早就決定㗎嘞，連上諭都寫定帶喺身邊，都好後悔啱先幫吳三桂講咗好話。 + +112 +00:12:51,605 --> 00:13:00,353 +呢陣時呀，人人都改口啊，講咗好多吳三桂無中生有嘅罪狀，真係大奸大惡，罪不可赦啊。 + +113 +00:13:01,806 --> 00:13:03,350 +康熙岌一岌頭，佢話： + +114 +00:13:04,180 --> 00:13:10,812 +吳三桂雖然係壞，亦不至於噉樣，大家實事求是，小心辦事啦。 + +115 +00:13:11,539 --> 00:13:16,430 +講完，企起身，向韋小寶擪一擪手，噉啊帶埋佢行去後殿。 + +116 +00:13:17,822 --> 00:13:22,911 +話説韋小寶跟住皇帝身後一直行，嚟到御花園裏便。 + +117 +00:13:23,589 --> 00:13:26,817 +康熙笑住話：小桂子你真係叻㗎。 + +118 +00:13:27,648 --> 00:13:35,831 +如果唔係你攞咗嗰袋珍珠寶貝出嚟倒喺地下，佢阿爺吖嗰班老嘢啊，仲喺度幫吳三桂講好話呢。 + +119 +00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:45,110 +韋小寶話：其實皇上只要講一聲，仲係撤藩好，噉大家仲唔係個個都話，果然係撤藩好啊噉。 + +120 +00:13:45,781 --> 00:13:49,022 +不過呢，要佢哋自己講出嚟，就比較有趣啲。 + +121 +00:13:50,544 --> 00:13:57,109 +班老嘢做事力求穩當，佢哋諗嘅，亦唔能夠話冚𠾴唥都錯晒。 + +122 +00:13:57,634 --> 00:14:06,994 +不過噉樣一嚟，吳三桂想幾時逳手，就幾時逳手嘞，一切冚𠾴唥由佢嚟揸主意，對於我哋就好不利。 + +123 +00:14:07,810 --> 00:14:11,450 +我哋先撤咗佢嘅藩，就可以打亂佢嘅腳步。 + +124 +00:14:11,868 --> 00:14:17,455 +係咯，就好似賭牌九噉啫嘛，邊度會話由得吳三桂一路做莊個啫？ + +125 +00:14:17,669 --> 00:14:20,380 +皇上都要擲翻幾下骰仔做莊㗎嘛。 + +126 +00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:25,233 +你呢個比喻呢就啱嘞，唔能夠一味等佢做莊。 + +127 +00:14:26,373 --> 00:14:33,923 +小桂子，我哋呢手骰仔係擲咗落去嘞，但係吳三桂呢個嘢真係好難鬥㗎。 + +128 +00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:39,609 +佢部下啲大將、兵卒，都係身經百戰好厲害㗎。 + +129 +00:14:40,540 --> 00:14:45,899 +佢一起兵造反，如果普天下嘅漢人都響應佢噉就弊傢伙嘞。 + +130 +00:14:47,409 --> 00:14:54,264 +韋小寶近年來去過唔少地方，聽到漢人咒罵清廷嘅説話果然係唔少。 + +131 +00:14:55,256 --> 00:15:01,276 +漢人人數眾多啊，一百個漢人裏便，都怕冇一個滿洲人。 + +132 +00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:07,320 +如果天下漢人都造起反上嚟，滿洲人無論如何係抵擋唔住嘅。 + +133 +00:15:08,481 --> 00:15:13,771 +不過咒罵清廷嘅人雖然多，痛恨吳三桂嘅人呢就更多嘞。 + +134 +00:15:14,951 --> 00:15:21,810 +佢諗到呢一層就話：皇上望安，普天下嘅漢人，冇一個係歡喜吳三桂呢個嘢嘅。 + +135 +00:15:22,183 --> 00:15:27,259 +佢要造反啊，除咗佢自己嘅親信之外啦，唔會有咩人捧佢場嘅。 + +136 +00:15:28,297 --> 00:15:32,377 +康熙岌一岌頭，佢話：呢層我都想到。 + +137 +00:15:33,246 --> 00:15:39,335 +前明桂王趯咗去緬甸，係吳三桂派人捉佢返嚟殺咗嘅。 + +138 +00:15:40,169 --> 00:15:46,603 +吳三桂要造反，只能話係興漢反滿，就唔能夠話係反清復明。 + +139 +00:15:48,151 --> 00:15:52,958 +嗯，前明崇禎皇帝係邊日死㗎？ + +140 +00:15:54,462 --> 00:16:00,287 +嗯，嗯奴才嗰陣時仲未出世，都唔係，唔係幾清楚喇。 + +141 +00:16:01,321 --> 00:16:07,203 +哈哈哈哈哈哈，我真係問道於盲喇，嗰陣時我都未出世。 + +142 +00:16:08,003 --> 00:16:19,011 +係喇，到佢忌辰嗰日，我派幾名親王貝勒，去崇禎墳墓拜祭一番，等天下百姓都感激我，痛恨吳三桂。 + +143 +00:16:20,142 --> 00:16:29,143 +皇上神機妙算啊，但係如果崇禎皇帝嘅忌辰仲有好耐先至係，吳三桂又造反先呢？ + +144 +00:16:30,618 --> 00:16:32,879 +康熙踱咗幾步微微笑話： + +145 +00:16:33,561 --> 00:16:37,903 +呢一排，你奉旨辦事，都捱咗唔少苦喇。 + +146 +00:16:39,130 --> 00:16:46,513 +五台山、雲南、神龍島、遼東，收尾啊連羅薩國都去埋。 + +147 +00:16:47,839 --> 00:16:50,679 +我呢次，派你去笪好地方，調劑一下。 + +148 +00:16:51,941 --> 00:16:54,990 +天下最好個地方，就喺皇上身邊㗎嘞。 + +149 +00:16:55,741 --> 00:17:03,422 +只要聽到皇上講一句説話，見到皇上一眼，我就周身有力，個心啊，真係講唔出咁舒服啊。 + +150 +00:17:03,671 --> 00:17:07,620 +啊皇上，我講嘅係千真萬確㗎，唔係托你大腳啊。 + +151 +00:17:08,596 --> 00:17:12,070 +康熙岌一岌頭話：係，呢啲係實情。 + +152 +00:17:13,189 --> 00:17:16,452 +我同你君臣投機，亦係緣分。 + +153 +00:17:17,481 --> 00:17:24,303 +我同你係自細打交打出嚟嘅交情，同第啲唔同，我見到你，個心亦係好高興。 + +154 +00:17:25,295 --> 00:17:38,026 +小桂子，嗰半年裏頭得唔到你嘅消息，以為你喺大海浸死咗，我一直啊都好後悔，唔應該派你去冒險，我真係好傷心難過啊。 + +155 +00:17:39,212 --> 00:17:46,409 +韋小寶心情激動佢話：但願，但願我能夠一世服侍你。 + +156 +00:17:47,448 --> 00:17:49,211 +講完把聲都有啲哽噎嘞。 + +157 +00:17:50,129 --> 00:18:02,064 +康熙話：好，我做六十年皇帝，你就做六十年大官，我哋君臣兩個有恩有義，有始有終。 + +158 +00:18:03,382 --> 00:18:07,317 +皇帝對臣子講到噉樣，真係難得到極嘞。 + +159 +00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:15,634 +一來，康熙係年輕，説話爽直；二來，佢同韋小寶喺總角之交，互相真誠。 + +160 +00:18:16,521 --> 00:18:23,181 +韋小寶話：你做一百年皇帝，我啊同你做一百年嘢，做唔做大官我唔在乎㗎。 + +161 +00:18:24,123 --> 00:18:29,841 +做六十年皇帝仲唔夠啊？哈哈哈，一個人唔能夠太過唔知足喇。 + +162 +00:18:30,683 --> 00:18:35,019 +小桂子，呢次我派你去揚州，等你衣錦還鄉。 + +163 +00:18:36,257 --> 00:18:43,230 +韋小寶聽見去揚州三個字個心啊乒乓噉一跳，佢問：咩叫衣錦還鄉啊？ + +164 +00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:52,439 +你喺京城做咗大官，返去故鄉見下啲親戚朋友，出下風頭，等大家羨慕你噉幾好啊。 + +165 +00:18:52,848 --> 00:19:00,748 +你叫手下啲人幫你寫道奏章，你個父親母親，朝廷都可以畀佢哋誥命，等佢哋威下。 + +166 +00:19:01,778 --> 00:19:04,640 +係，多謝皇上恩典。 + +167 +00:19:05,805 --> 00:19:10,972 +康熙見佢嘅神情有啲尷尬就問：咦？你唔歡喜啊？ + +168 +00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:19,034 +我好歡喜，不過，嗯不過我都唔知道自己親生阿爹係邊個。 + +169 +00:19:20,218 --> 00:19:27,638 +康熙窒咗一窒，想到自己父親喺五台山出家，同佢都有啲同病相憐。 + +170 +00:19:28,588 --> 00:19:38,064 +就拍下佢膊頭話：你去到揚州，就慢慢搵下，上天或者可憐你，能夠令你父子團圓嘅。 + +171 +00:19:38,835 --> 00:19:42,677 +小桂子，你去揚州呢趟差就容易辦喇。 + +172 +00:19:43,317 --> 00:19:45,368 +我派你去做一座忠烈祠。 + +173 +00:19:46,348 --> 00:19:49,764 +韋小寶撓撓頭話：種紅柿啊？ + +174 +00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:54,394 +皇上，乜你想食紅柿咩？我而家同你出去街買啦。 + +175 +00:19:54,919 --> 00:19:58,828 +啲大蓋柿啊好好食㗎，唔使去揚州種吖。 + +176 +00:19:59,472 --> 00:20:05,164 +康熙哈哈大笑話：哈哈哈哈你阿爺吖，小桂子就係冇學問。 + +177 +00:20:05,684 --> 00:20:09,694 +我話係忠烈祠，你聽成係種紅柿。 + +178 +00:20:10,312 --> 00:20:14,059 +忠烈祠係一座祠堂，供奉忠臣烈士嘅。 + +179 +00:20:14,605 --> 00:20:20,866 +哈哈，哎奴才真係笨嘞，原來係叫我起一座關帝廟啲噉嘢。 + +180 +00:20:21,319 --> 00:20:32,394 +冇錯喇，清兵進關之後，喺揚州、嘉定殺咗好多人，以致有咩嘢揚州十日、嘉定三屠呢啲講法。 + +181 +00:20:33,807 --> 00:20:37,522 +想到呢啲事，我個心總係好唔安樂啊。 + +182 +00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:40,964 +當時啊的確殺得好慘啊。 + +183 +00:20:41,302 --> 00:20:49,143 +揚州到處都係死屍，隔咗十幾年喇，啲井啊、河流啊，仲時時見到死人骷髏頭。 + +184 +00:20:49,463 --> 00:20:54,260 +不過嗰陣時呢，我仲未出世，你都未出世，噉啊怪唔到我哋嘅。 + +185 +00:20:55,418 --> 00:21:01,887 +説話雖然係噉講，不過係我祖宗嘅事，亦即係我嘅事。 + +186 +00:21:03,119 --> 00:21:05,908 +當時有個史可法，你有冇聽講過啊？ + +187 +00:21:06,614 --> 00:21:12,025 +聽過，史閣部史大人死守揚州，佢係一位大忠臣吖嘛。 + +188 +00:21:12,434 --> 00:21:15,984 +我哋揚州嘅老人家講起佢啊，都會流眼淚㗎。 + +189 +00:21:17,221 --> 00:21:26,280 +我哋間院子裏便供奉咗個牌位，寫住九紋龍史進之靈位，初一十五，大家都向呢個牌位叩頭。 + +190 +00:21:26,671 --> 00:21:31,530 +我聽人哋講啊，其實就係史閣部，不過瞞住官府就係喇。 + +191 +00:21:32,987 --> 00:21:36,088 +忠臣烈士，遺愛自在人心。 + +192 +00:21:36,912 --> 00:21:44,512 +原來啲百姓供奉九紋龍史進嘅靈位，焚香跪拜，其實，係紀念史可法嘅。 + +193 +00:21:45,256 --> 00:21:48,910 +係喇，小桂子，你屋企嗰個係咩院子啊？ + +194 +00:21:49,483 --> 00:21:51,674 +韋小寶塊面一紅，佢話： + +195 +00:21:52,752 --> 00:21:56,711 +皇上，呢件事講起嚟就唔係點好聽。 + +196 +00:21:57,205 --> 00:22:04,483 +我哋屋企開咗一間老舉寨，叫做麗春院，喺揚州算係數一數二嘅大妓院喇。 + +197 +00:22:05,529 --> 00:22:07,368 +康熙微微一笑佢諗： + +198 +00:22:08,669 --> 00:22:15,382 +你一口街市仔嗰啲粗言爛語，早就知道你一定唔係出身於書香世家㗎嘞。 + +199 +00:22:16,530 --> 00:22:21,266 +不過你個嘢對我確係好忠心，連噉樣嘅醜事亦唔瞞我。 + +200 +00:22:21,946 --> 00:22:26,801 +其實話開妓院啊噉，韋小寶，已經喺處車大炮。 + +201 +00:22:27,286 --> 00:22:32,347 +佢母親不過係個妓女而已唧，邊處係咩妓院老闆啦？ + +202 +00:22:32,756 --> 00:22:37,127 +嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/169.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/169.srt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..050c41df22bb634f993648d7bdbd99533bf0eebb --- /dev/null +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/169.srt @@ -0,0 +1,775 @@ +1 +00:00:00,053 --> 00:00:03,222 +前文再續啊書接上一回啊。 + +2 +00:00:05,022 --> 00:00:11,517 +話說康熙派韋小寶去揚州起一座忠烈祠，等佢衣錦還鄉。 + +3 +00:00:12,662 --> 00:00:17,125 +康熙話：你奉咗我個上諭，去揚州宣讀。 + +4 +00:00:18,654 --> 00:00:24,993 +我褒揚史可法盡忠報國，忠君愛民，係個大忠臣、大好漢。 + +5 +00:00:26,229 --> 00:00:30,924 +我哋大清敬重忠臣義士，睇唔起啲反叛逆賊。 + +6 +00:00:32,183 --> 00:00:40,963 +我為史可法起一座祠堂，將揚州當時守城殉難嘅忠臣勇將，都喺祠堂裏便供奉。 + +7 +00:00:42,028 --> 00:00:46,829 +再攞三十萬兩銀去，撫恤救濟揚州同嘉定嘅百姓。 + +8 +00:00:47,869 --> 00:00:51,650 +我再下旨，免呢兩笪地方三年錢糧。 + +9 +00:00:53,042 --> 00:00:55,820 +韋小寶長長噉吐咗一啖氣佢話： + +10 +00:00:56,571 --> 00:01:00,230 +皇上，你呢番恩典啊真係大喇。 + +11 +00:01:01,199 --> 00:01:03,838 +我要向你真心誠意叩幾個頭至得。 + +12 +00:01:04,522 --> 00:01:08,649 +講完趴喺地下，轟轟轟叩咗三個響頭。 + +13 +00:01:09,592 --> 00:01:14,499 +哦？噉你以前叩頭畀我就唔係真心誠意㗎？ + +14 +00:01:15,223 --> 00:01:19,533 +有時係真心誠意嘅，有時不過係敷衍了事嘅咋。 + +15 +00:01:20,372 --> 00:01:23,735 +康熙哈哈一笑，一啲都冇怪佢。 + +16 +00:01:24,963 --> 00:01:36,269 +佢諗：叩頭畀我嗰啲人，一百個當中有九十九個係敷衍了事嘅，亦只有小桂子先肯講真心話㗎啫。 + +17 +00:01:37,621 --> 00:01:44,340 +韋小寶話：皇上啊，你呢個計策呢，真係一箭就射咗兩隻雀仔嘞。 + +18 +00:01:45,640 --> 00:01:50,514 +咩一箭射咗兩隻雀仔啊？呢個叫做一箭雙鵰。 + +19 +00:01:51,492 --> 00:01:54,340 +誒你講嚟聽下，係兩隻咩嘢雀仔呢？ + +20 +00:01:56,132 --> 00:02:01,340 +呢座忠烈祠一起啊，天下漢人都知道皇上對待老百姓好好。 + +21 +00:02:02,007 --> 00:02:10,377 +以前韃，誒以前清兵喺揚州嘉定亂咁殺漢人，皇上個心就好過意唔去，想法子嚟補救。 + +22 +00:02:11,015 --> 00:02:22,830 +噉如果吳三桂造反，又或者尚可喜、耿精忠造反，要恢復明朝啊咩嘢噉，老百姓就會話：大清有咩嘢唔好啊？皇帝啊好好啊。 + +23 +00:02:23,913 --> 00:02:29,950 +你講得冇錯，不過稍微有一啲以小人之心度君子之腹唧。 + +24 +00:02:31,233 --> 00:02:42,097 +我想到往年揚州十日、嘉定三屠，個心確係好唔安樂，發銀撫恤減免錢糧亦唔完全係為咗收買人心嘅。 + +25 +00:02:43,223 --> 00:02:45,115 +噉第二隻雀仔又係咩嘢啊？ + +26 +00:02:45,954 --> 00:02:52,399 +皇上起呢間祠堂啊，大家都知道做忠臣義士係好嘅，做反賊係唔好嘅。 + +27 +00:02:52,981 --> 00:02:57,474 +吳三桂要造反，噉就係反贼咯，老百姓都睇佢唔起嘞。 + +28 +00:02:58,750 --> 00:03:01,839 +康熙用手喺佢膊頭出力一拍，笑住話： + +29 +00:03:02,257 --> 00:03:08,057 +冇錯喇，我哋需要大肆宣揚，忠心報主先至係好人。 + +30 +00:03:08,961 --> 00:03:11,810 +天下嘅百姓，有邊個肯做壞人唧？ + +31 +00:03:12,733 --> 00:03:17,339 +吳三桂唔起兵就算啦，如果起兵，亦冇人跟從佢。 + +32 +00:03:18,994 --> 00:03:29,325 +我聽講古先生講古仔，話古往今來最叻嘅忠臣義士，一位呢係岳飛岳爺爺，一位係關帝關王爺。 + +33 +00:03:30,522 --> 00:03:37,650 +皇上啊，我哋呢次去揚州起忠烈祠，不如將岳爺爺、關王爺嘅廟亦起埋佢咯。 + +34 +00:03:39,293 --> 00:03:43,613 +你個人聰明就聰明嘞，就係可惜唔讀書冇學問。 + +35 +00:03:44,584 --> 00:03:51,986 +起關帝廟就非常好，關羽忠心報主，好有義氣，我嚟賜佢一個封號。 + +36 +00:03:53,393 --> 00:03:55,757 +不過嗰個岳飛打嘅係金兵。 + +37 +00:03:56,442 --> 00:04:01,753 +我哋大清本來叫做後金，金就係清，金兵就係清兵。 + +38 +00:04:02,554 --> 00:04:04,703 +呢間岳王廟就唔好起佢嘞。 + +39 +00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:07,888 +係，係，原來噉嘅。 + +40 +00:04:08,943 --> 00:04:18,196 +韋小寶個心諗：原來你哋滿人係金兀術、哈迷蚩嘅後代，你哋嘅祖宗啊，好鬼逗泥嘅咋噃。 + +41 +00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:27,226 +康熙話：河南省王屋山，好似有吳三桂埋伏落嘅一支兵馬係唔係啊？ + +42 +00:04:28,084 --> 00:04:30,709 +韋小寶打個特嘞就話：係啊。 + +43 +00:04:31,753 --> 00:04:36,151 +個心諗：呢件事你如果唔提起我真係唔記得添。 + +44 +00:04:37,296 --> 00:04:47,946 +康熙話：當時你查到吳三桂嘅逆謀，派人前嚟稟奏畀我知，我就反而將你申斥一餐，你知唔知道係咩原因呢？ + +45 +00:04:48,961 --> 00:04:57,930 +我估，我哋對付吳三桂嘅兵馬未曾調派好，因此皇上啊詐假意唔信，免致打草驚蛇咯係唔係啊？ + +46 +00:04:58,579 --> 00:05:02,418 +冇錯喇，打草驚蛇呢句成語用得啱嘞。 + +47 +00:05:03,719 --> 00:05:08,853 +朝廷之中啊，吳三桂一定暗中埋伏咗唔少心腹嘅。 + +48 +00:05:09,823 --> 00:05:14,110 +我哋一舉一動，呢個老賊都知道得清清楚楚。 + +49 +00:05:15,241 --> 00:05:22,124 +王屋山司徒伯雷嘅事，當時我如果一加查究，吳三桂即刻就會知道。 + +50 +00:05:22,462 --> 00:05:26,326 +噉佢個心一驚，講唔定馬上就起兵造反。 + +51 +00:05:27,512 --> 00:05:37,844 +嗰陣時朝廷嘅虛實佢乜嘢都知道，而佢嘅兵力部署啊等等，我哋一啲都唔知，噉打起仗嚟，我哋非輸不可。 + +52 +00:05:38,801 --> 00:05:42,982 +一定要知己知彼，先至能夠百戰百勝啊。 + +53 +00:05:44,478 --> 00:05:49,334 +皇上當時派人嚟大鬧我一餐，滿營嘅軍官都知道晒嘞。 + +54 +00:05:50,050 --> 00:05:55,150 +吳三桂如果有奸細喺我兵營裏便，必定去報告畀老嘢知道嘅。 + +55 +00:05:55,741 --> 00:06:00,783 +噉嗰個老嘢嘅心裏便，講唔定啊，仲喺度笑皇上糊塗添啊。 + +56 +00:06:02,273 --> 00:06:12,011 +你呢次去揚州，帶住五千兵馬，去到河南濟源，突然間出其不意，將王屋山上嘅匪窟剿咗佢。 + +57 +00:06:13,022 --> 00:06:18,142 +吳三桂呢支伏兵離開京師太近，係個心腹之患啊。 + +58 +00:06:19,261 --> 00:06:20,803 +啊，噉真係妙喇。 + +59 +00:06:20,928 --> 00:06:25,563 +皇上啊，不如你御駕親征，殺吳三桂一個下馬威咯。 + +60 +00:06:26,851 --> 00:06:41,098 +王屋山上面只係一二千名土匪，其中有成大半係老弱婦孺，嗰個姓元嘅張大其辭，話咩有三萬幾人冚𠾴唥都係假嘅。 + +61 +00:06:41,762 --> 00:06:44,649 +我早就派人上山查得清清楚楚咯。 + +62 +00:06:45,673 --> 00:06:54,237 +一千多名土匪要我御駕親征？嘿嘿，未免叫人笑話啩？哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。 + +63 +00:06:55,413 --> 00:07:02,429 +韋小寶跟住乾笑幾聲，佢諗下小皇帝精明到極，報大數係唔得嘅。 + +64 +00:07:03,383 --> 00:07:10,550 +康熙話：點樣剿滅王屋山土匪，你返去想下先，過一兩日嚟回奏我啦。 + +65 +00:07:11,850 --> 00:07:13,616 +韋小寶返去之後就諗嘞： + +66 +00:07:15,020 --> 00:07:18,982 +行軍打仗老子又唔係點在行㗎噃。 + +67 +00:07:19,950 --> 00:07:24,897 +當時水戰係靠施瑯，噉陸戰靠邊個至啱呢？ + +68 +00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:33,930 +吖，有喇有喇，我調廣東提督吳六奇嚟做副手，一切都聽佢嘅，呢個人打仗係個好手啊。 + +69 +00:07:35,260 --> 00:07:36,466 +哎呀，唔得啊。 + +70 +00:07:37,122 --> 00:07:48,021 +皇上叫我想好方略，一兩日之後就回奏，去廣東請吳六奇嚟，一來一回最快都要一個月啦，嚟唔切嘞。 + +71 +00:07:49,159 --> 00:07:52,668 +喺北京城，又有咩嘢打仗嘅好手呢？ + +72 +00:07:54,197 --> 00:08:13,193 +佢諗來諗去諗咗好耐，北京城內，出名嘅武將係唔少啊，但係多數係滿洲大官，唔係已經封公封侯嘅就係將軍提督嘞，自己小小一個都統，指揮佢哋唔逳嘅。 + +73 +00:08:14,832 --> 00:08:28,967 +佢嘅爵位已經封到伯爵，喺清廷嘅官職制度啊，子爵，已經係一品嘞，伯爵以上啊列為超品，比起大學士、尚書嘅品秩仲高。 + +74 +00:08:29,911 --> 00:08:34,366 +不過嗰個係虛銜咋噃，雖然係尊貴，不過就冇實權嘅。 + +75 +00:08:35,104 --> 00:08:40,525 +佢小小年紀，想要名臣勇將聽自己命令就唔容易嘞。 + +76 +00:08:41,640 --> 00:08:48,950 +佢喺房間裏便啊踱嚟踱去喺度諗，睇住枱上施瑯送畀佢嗰隻玉碗，佢諗： + +77 +00:08:50,333 --> 00:08:54,263 +施瑯喺北京唔得意，噉先至嚟求我。 + +78 +00:08:55,344 --> 00:08:59,159 +北京城內唔得意嘅武官應該仲有唔少嘅。 + +79 +00:09:00,488 --> 00:09:08,220 +不過又要唔得意，又要有本事，一時之間啊未必夾得埋一齊嘅噃。 + +80 +00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:18,322 +冇本事而飛黃騰達嘅人，喺北京城內確係有唔少嘅，好似我韋小寶就係一位嘞，哈哈哈哈。 + +81 +00:09:20,089 --> 00:09:23,418 +行過去，將個玉碗捧住喺手佢諗： + +82 +00:09:24,352 --> 00:09:28,559 +加官進爵，哈，呢四個字都幾靈噃。 + +83 +00:09:29,212 --> 00:09:34,372 +佢送我呢隻玉碗嘅時候呢，我係子爵，而家就升到伯爵嘞。 + +84 +00:09:35,173 --> 00:09:43,012 +我有咩本事加官進爵唧？最叻嘅本事，就係托大腳，托到小皇帝舒舒服服。 + +85 +00:09:43,613 --> 00:09:47,802 +噉除此之外，老子嘅本事實在認真麻麻嘞。 + +86 +00:09:48,990 --> 00:09:56,440 +睇嚟有本事嘅人，多數係唔肯托大腳嘅，鐘意托大腳嘅呢，就係同老子差唔多。 + +87 +00:09:57,593 --> 00:10:02,674 +佢昂起個頭喺度諗，相識嘅武官之中啊有邊個唔肯托大腳嘅呢？ + +88 +00:10:03,881 --> 00:10:16,660 +天地會嘅英雄豪傑啊當然唔會隨便托人大腳嘅，不過除咗師父陳近南同吳六奇之外，大家只係會內功外功就唔會帶兵打仗嘅。 + +89 +00:10:17,721 --> 00:10:22,398 +師父個部將林興珠啊會打仗，就可惜返咗去台灣呢。 + +90 +00:10:23,414 --> 00:10:26,300 +突然之間，佢諗起一件事嘞。 + +91 +00:10:27,728 --> 00:10:36,650 +就係嗰日佢帶埋施瑯等人去天津，轉去塘沽出海，水師總兵黃甫對自己啊奉承周到。 + +92 +00:10:37,506 --> 00:10:48,123 +天津衛有個鬍鬚佬武官，就對住自己皺眉扁嘴一副睇唔起自己嘅樣子，半句托大腳嘅説話都冇講。 + +93 +00:10:49,269 --> 00:10:51,436 +吖嗰個嘢係邊個呢？ + +94 +00:10:51,956 --> 00:10:56,046 +佢當時係冇記住呢個軍官嘅名，而家更加想唔起嘞。 + +95 +00:10:56,821 --> 00:11:04,904 +佢只係諗：托大腳嘅就冇本事，呢個鬍鬚佬唔肯托大腳，一定有本事嘅。 + +96 +00:11:06,326 --> 00:11:08,100 +諗諗下有主意嘞。 + +97 +00:11:09,561 --> 00:11:17,944 +即刻去兵部尚書衙門啊搵尚書明珠，噉啊請佢盡快將天津衛一名鬍鬚佬軍官調嚟北京。 + +98 +00:11:18,389 --> 00:11:24,314 +呢個鬍鬚佬個軍階，唔高亦唔低，唔係副將就係參將噉。 + +99 +00:11:25,690 --> 00:11:32,536 +明珠覺得呢件事有啲奇怪嘞，呢個鬍鬚佬無名無姓啊點樣調法呢？ + +100 +00:11:33,812 --> 00:11:45,859 +但係韋小寶眼前係皇帝最得寵嘅人，咪講話不過去天津調一個武官嚟啊，就算係再難十倍嘅事交落嚟，亦要想法子交差。 + +101 +00:11:46,223 --> 00:11:58,494 +於是就含笑應承，親筆寫咗一道六百里加急文書畀天津衛總兵，命令佢將麾下所有鬍鬚佬軍官，一齊調嚟北京，赴部進見。 + +102 +00:12:00,392 --> 00:12:07,604 +第日中午，韋小寶啱啱食完午飯，親兵嚟報告話，兵部尚書大人求見噉。 + +103 +00:12:08,834 --> 00:12:24,380 +韋小寶出去大門口迎接，只見明珠後便啊，跟住二十幾個大鬍鬚佬軍官，有啲係黑鬍鬚，有啲係白鬍鬚，有啲係花白鬍鬚，個個沙塵滿面啊大汗淋漓。 + +104 +00:12:25,322 --> 00:12:34,340 +明珠笑住話：韋爵爺，你吩咐調嘅人，兄弟同你搵咗一批嚟，請你挑選喇，唔知邊一個啱喇。 + +105 +00:12:35,506 --> 00:12:42,590 +韋小寶忽然間見到一大群鬍鬚佬軍官，窒咗一窒，不由得哈哈大笑佢話： + +106 +00:12:42,959 --> 00:12:53,504 +尚書大人，我只係請你搵一個鬍鬚佬，吖，你辦事真係周到嘞，一搵就搵咗二十幾個嚟，哈，真係好嘢，哈哈哈哈哈哈。 + +107 +00:12:54,880 --> 00:13:00,378 +明珠笑住話：就係怕搵錯咗人，唔中韋爵爺嘅意唧。 + +108 +00:13:01,169 --> 00:13:07,477 +哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，天津衛總兵麾下，原來有咁多大鬍鬚佬㗎喎。 + +109 +00:13:08,028 --> 00:13:16,541 +説話未講完，人叢之中，突然間有人行雷咁大聲喝話：鬍鬚佬又點啊？ + +110 +00:13:17,212 --> 00:13:19,117 +你唔好攞人哋嚟開玩笑噃。 + +111 +00:13:20,390 --> 00:13:36,782 +韋小寶同明珠都吃咗一驚啊，望下嗰個人，只見佢身材魁梧，企喺眾軍官之中，比旁人都高咗半個頭，滿面怒容，一把大鬍鬚，似乎條條都趷起晒啊。 + +112 +00:13:37,889 --> 00:13:40,767 +韋小寶打個特，跟住就歡喜喇。 + +113 +00:13:41,611 --> 00:13:45,612 +冇錯冇錯喇，就係老兄喇，我就係要搵你。 + +114 +00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:48,578 +嗰個鬍鬚佬好嬲噉話： + +115 +00:13:49,493 --> 00:13:55,684 +上次你嚟到天津，我講説話衝撞咗你，早知你一定要報復出氣㗎喇。 + +116 +00:13:55,831 --> 00:14:01,108 +哼，我冇犯罪，想夾硬加我咩罪名，都怕唔容易。 + +117 +00:14:02,207 --> 00:14:08,530 +明珠就申斥佢話：你叫做咩名啊？點解喺上官面前咁無禮啊？ + +118 +00:14:09,877 --> 00:14:20,420 +嗰個鬍鬚佬啊啱先去過兵部衙門，就已經參見過明珠，佢係該管嘅大上司，就唔敢亂咁頂撞，就躬身話： + +119 +00:14:21,153 --> 00:14:24,841 +回大人，卑職天津副將趙良棟。 + +120 +00:14:26,151 --> 00:14:32,311 +呢位韋都統官高爵尊，為人寬仁，係本部嘅好朋友。 + +121 +00:14:33,168 --> 00:14:36,572 +你點解得罪佢啊？快啲上前賠罪。 + +122 +00:14:38,100 --> 00:14:44,292 +趙良棟嗰啖氣好難啃啊，悻悻然打斜隻眼望下韋小寶佢心諗： + +123 +00:14:45,270 --> 00:14:50,233 +你呢個乳臭未乾嘅黃口小兒，我為咩要向你賠罪啊？ + +124 +00:14:51,503 --> 00:14:58,959 +韋小寶笑住話：趙大哥，唔好見怪，係兄弟得罪咗你，應該係兄弟向你陪罪至啱。 + +125 +00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:15,935 +佢對住眾軍官話：兄弟有一件要事，要同趙副將商議，一時呢就記唔起佢尊姓大名，以致兵部大人請齊各位一齊嚟到北京，累到各位漏夜趕路，實在認真對唔住啊。 + +126 +00:15:17,071 --> 00:15:19,249 +講完，一味咁拱手。 + +127 +00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:22,034 +噉啊眾軍官連忙還禮。 + +128 +00:15:23,404 --> 00:15:30,057 +趙良棟見佢言語謙和，大出意料之外，噉嗰啲火氣當堂冇晒。 + +129 +00:15:30,873 --> 00:15:35,202 +就對韋小寶話：小將得罪。躬身行禮。 + +130 +00:15:36,042 --> 00:15:39,279 +韋小寶拱拱手，笑住話：唔使客氣。 + +131 +00:15:40,082 --> 00:15:45,504 +又對明珠話：大人光臨，請入去裏便坐，兄弟敬酒道謝。 + +132 +00:15:46,104 --> 00:15:48,430 +天津衛嘅各位朋友，一齊請入去啦。 + +133 +00:15:49,590 --> 00:15:53,990 +明珠有心要同佢結交嘅，噉好歡喜就跟佢入去嘞。 + +134 +00:15:55,169 --> 00:16:04,659 +韋小寶大排筵席，請明珠坐喺首席，請趙良棟啊坐次席，自己就坐喺主位陪客。 + +135 +00:16:05,807 --> 00:16:09,328 +其餘嘅天津武將啊另外坐咗三圍枱。 + +136 +00:16:10,513 --> 00:16:18,719 +伯爵府嘅酒席自不然係十分豐盛啦，酒過三巡，做戲嘅，就喺酒席前面演唱嘞。 + +137 +00:16:20,041 --> 00:16:25,990 +呢次進京嘅天津眾武將，有啲呢，只不過係個小小把總。 + +138 +00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:37,346 +因為天生一把鬍鬚啊，居然喺伯爵府同兵部尚書、伯爵大人一齊飲酒聽戲，真係發夢都想唔到嘅意外奇遇嘞。 + +139 +00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:52,965 +趙良棟嘅脾氣啊雖然係倔強，之為人都幾精細㗎，見韋小寶喺席上唔提商議咩事，亦唔問佢，只係聽韋小寶講啲羅剎國嘅奇風異俗。 + +140 +00:16:53,920 --> 00:17:06,408 +佢諗：細佬哥亂噏一通啦，邊度有男人女人喺大庭廣眾之中，攬住嚟東跳西跳啊，天下點會有咁不識羞恥嘅事㗎啫？ + +141 +00:17:08,143 --> 00:17:12,456 +明珠飲咗幾杯酒，聽咗一齣戲就起身告辭。 + +142 +00:17:13,243 --> 00:17:26,413 +韋小寶送佢出大門之後，就返入嚟大廳，陪眾軍官啊睇完戲，食飽咗酒飯，噉啊送走咗佢哋，然後先至請趙良棟去內書房詳談。 + +143 +00:17:27,967 --> 00:17:34,354 +趙良棟見到書架上面擺滿一套套書籍，不禁肅然起敬嘞，佢諗： + +144 +00:17:35,449 --> 00:17:42,100 +呢個細佬哥年紀雖然係細，學問都好好噃，叻過我哋啲粗人好多嘞。 + +145 +00:17:43,388 --> 00:17:46,760 +韋小寶見佢雙眼望住啲書籍，就笑住話： + +146 +00:17:47,431 --> 00:17:52,543 +趙大哥，唔怕同你講吖，呢啲書呢，都係我攞嚟擺樣子嘅啫。 + +147 +00:17:53,099 --> 00:17:56,828 +兄弟識得嘅字啊，加加埋埋都唔夠十個。 + +148 +00:17:57,477 --> 00:18:03,506 +我自己嘅名韋小寶三個字啊，呢連埋一齊我就識噃，分開嚟呢就唔係點靠得住嘞。 + +149 +00:18:04,008 --> 00:18:08,374 +除此之外，就唯有對住本書睩大雙眼嘅啫。 + +150 +00:18:09,383 --> 00:18:17,669 +趙良棟哈哈大笑，個心呢又鬆咗一鬆，覺得呢個小都統性情好爽直，唔擺架子。 + +151 +00:18:18,647 --> 00:18:24,802 +佢話：韋大人，卑職以前言語冒犯，你唔好見怪。 + +152 +00:18:25,322 --> 00:18:26,510 +見咩怪唧？ + +153 +00:18:26,866 --> 00:18:34,042 +嗱，我哋唔好咁客氣喇，你年紀大，我叫你做趙大哥，你就叫我韋兄弟就啱喇。 + +154 +00:18:35,134 --> 00:18:40,680 +趙良棟連忙企起身嚟請安佢話：都統大人唔好噉講，小人不敢。 + +155 +00:18:41,483 --> 00:18:42,529 +請坐，請坐。 + +156 +00:18:43,300 --> 00:18:51,760 +我不過好運氣，撞啱做咗幾件使到皇上稱心滿意嘅事啫嘛，你估我真係有咩狗屁本事啊？ + +157 +00:18:52,396 --> 00:19:01,872 +我做呢個官，實在係慚愧到極，邊度及得上趙大哥一刀一槍，勞苦功高，完全係靠真本事搏翻嚟嘅呢？ + +158 +00:19:03,033 --> 00:19:05,550 +趙良棟聽到滿心歡喜就話： + +159 +00:19:06,186 --> 00:19:10,529 +韋大人，我係個粗人，你有咩事即管吩咐啦。 + +160 +00:19:11,267 --> 00:19:14,502 +只要小將做得到嘅，一定搏命同你去做。 + +161 +00:19:14,938 --> 00:19:18,322 +就算真係做唔到咯，我亦都搏命去做就係喇。 + +162 +00:19:19,331 --> 00:19:21,377 +韋小寶好歡喜啊佢話： + +163 +00:19:22,191 --> 00:19:29,828 +我亦冇咩嘢事，上次喺天津衛見到趙大哥，見你相貌堂堂一表人才。 + +164 +00:19:30,264 --> 00:19:36,222 +我係欽差大臣，人人都嚟托我大腳，偏偏趙大哥就唔賣賬。 + +165 +00:19:37,396 --> 00:19:46,571 +趙良棟嘅面色好尷尬佢話：小將係粗魯武人，唔識奉承上級，就唔係有意對欽差大臣冇禮嘅。 + +166 +00:19:47,639 --> 00:19:51,079 +我冇見怪，否則，我亦唔會嚟搵你嘞。 + +167 +00:19:51,706 --> 00:19:58,080 +我心係噉諗嘅：凡係冇本事嘅呢，就只有靠托大腳去升官發財； + +168 +00:19:58,653 --> 00:20:01,703 +唔肯托大腳嘅，一定係有本事嘅人。 + +169 +00:20:02,930 --> 00:20:06,095 +韋大人呢幾句説話講得真係爽快到極嘞。 + +170 +00:20:06,637 --> 00:20:11,832 +小將本事係冇嘅，但係聽到人哋吹牛拍馬，個心就激氣。 + +171 +00:20:12,424 --> 00:20:17,869 +得罪咗上司，同同僚鬧交升唔到官，都係因為呢個牛脾氣唧。 + +172 +00:20:18,670 --> 00:20:22,007 +你唔肯托大腳，一定係有本事嘅。 + +173 +00:20:23,268 --> 00:20:32,239 +趙良棟咿開個嘴，唔知講咩説話先至好嘞，真係覺得生我者父母知我者韋大人喇。 + +174 +00:20:33,554 --> 00:20:39,253 +韋小寶吩咐喺書房裏便開咗酒席，兩個人一便飲一便傾。 + +175 +00:20:40,488 --> 00:20:52,672 +趙良棟啊講起自己身世，原來佢係陝西省人氏，行伍出身，打仗嘅時候勇往直前，因為功勞啊升到副將。 + +176 +00:20:54,157 --> 00:21:03,723 +韋小寶聽佢講善於打仗，個心好歡喜，覺得自己果然冇睇錯人，就問佢帶兵進攻一座山頭嘅法子。 + +177 +00:21:05,433 --> 00:21:11,286 +趙良棟啊冇讀過兵書嘅，但係久經戰陣，經歷豐富。 + +178 +00:21:12,122 --> 00:21:18,342 +聽韋小寶問起，以為係考自己嘅本事，就滔滔不絕咁講起嚟。 + +179 +00:21:18,818 --> 00:21:29,014 +講到興起，將書架上嘅四書五經一部部搬落嚟，當成係山峰、山谷、河流、道路等等等等。 + +180 +00:21:29,139 --> 00:21:37,122 +噉啊打仗嘅時候喺邊處埋伏啊，邊處佯攻啊，邊處攔截啊，邊處衝擊啊，逐樣逐樣詳細解釋。 + +181 +00:21:37,513 --> 00:21:41,210 +噉佢講嘅呢，係雙方兵力相等嘅戰法。 + +182 +00:21:42,502 --> 00:21:51,084 +韋小寶問佢：如果敵人只係千幾人，我哋有五千兵馬，要點樣進攻就能夠實贏呢？ + +183 +00:21:51,928 --> 00:21:55,461 +趙良棟話：打仗實贏係冇嘅。 + +184 +00:21:57,256 --> 00:22:04,922 +不過我哋兵力多過敵人幾倍，如果由小將帶領，噉仲打輸呢，噉仲算係人嘅咩？ + +185 +00:22:05,366 --> 00:22:09,396 +一定要將敵人全部生擒活捉，一個都唔漏網。 + +186 +00:22:10,510 --> 00:22:17,541 +韋小寶吩咐家丁攞咗幾千文銅錢嚟，當做兵馬，噉趙良棟呢就佈起陣嚟嘞。 + +187 +00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:25,378 +話說韋小寶將佢嘅説話記晒喺心，噉當晚留佢喺度過夜。 + +188 +00:22:26,076 --> 00:22:32,294 +第日，去見康熙，就依樣畫葫蘆，喺上書房裏便就佈起陣嚟嘞噃。 + +189 +00:22:33,462 --> 00:22:39,670 +韋小寶就唔敢亂咁逳動皇帝嘅書籍，噉大致粗具規模就算嘞。 + +190 +00:22:41,380 --> 00:22:45,916 +康熙沉思咗一陣就問：呢個法子係邊個教你㗎？ + +191 +00:22:46,851 --> 00:22:50,558 +韋小寶亦唔敢隱瞞，就將趙良棟嘅事講咗。 + +192 +00:22:51,496 --> 00:23:00,761 +康熙聽講明珠漏夜召咗二十幾名鬍鬚佬軍官，由天津趕嚟畀佢挑選，不由得哈哈大笑。 + +193 +00:23:02,026 --> 00:23:05,984 +佢又問：你又點知道趙良棟有本事呢？ + +194 +00:23:06,768 --> 00:23:11,234 +各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/170.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/170.srt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..79f44982e3384e51208a36a542a0ffed9efdd334 --- /dev/null +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/170.srt @@ -0,0 +1,867 @@ +1 +00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,928 +前文再續啊書接上一回啊。 + +2 +00:00:04,394 --> 00:00:08,804 +話說康熙問韋小寶，點知道趙良棟有本事啊噉。 + +3 +00:00:09,524 --> 00:00:17,019 +韋小寶就唔敢話因為呢個鬍鬚佬啊唔肯托大腳噃，因為事關自己呢係托大腳大王吖嘛。 + +4 +00:00:17,646 --> 00:00:21,366 +呢個秘訣就絕對唔能夠話畀皇帝知道嘅。 + +5 +00:00:22,097 --> 00:00:29,483 +所以佢話：上次皇上派奴才去天津，噉我見呢個鬍鬚佬帶嘅兵啊操得好好嘅。 + +6 +00:00:29,847 --> 00:00:36,414 +我諗，噉啊總有一日，要對吳三桂用兵㗎嘛，呢個鬍鬚佬啊係個人才啊噉。 + +7 +00:00:37,138 --> 00:00:42,509 +康熙岌一岌頭話：你念念不忘對付吳三桂噉就好極喇。 + +8 +00:00:43,273 --> 00:00:51,538 +朝廷嗰啲老嘢啊，哼，念念不忘就係點樣討好吳三桂向佢索取賄賂。 + +9 +00:00:52,584 --> 00:00:55,527 +誒，趙良棟而家係副將係唔係啊？ + +10 +00:00:56,412 --> 00:01:05,666 +你應承佢，一力保薦佢升官，我特旨升佢做總兵，等佢多得你，以後盡心盡力幫你辦事。 + +11 +00:01:06,582 --> 00:01:10,279 +哎呀皇上體貼臣下，真係無微不至㗎喇。 + +12 +00:01:11,761 --> 00:01:15,751 +韋小寶返到伯爵府，噉啊同趙良棟講咗。 + +13 +00:01:16,984 --> 00:01:24,726 +過咗幾日，兵部果然通知話升趙良棟為總兵，聽由都統韋小寶調遣。 + +14 +00:01:26,046 --> 00:01:28,940 +趙良棟啊梗係感激不盡啦，佢諗： + +15 +00:01:30,035 --> 00:01:38,960 +跟住呢位少年上司，唔使托大腳，升官又快，實在係人生第一大樂事啊。 + +16 +00:01:40,641 --> 00:01:50,482 +噉話説呢一排，朝中大臣啊等待三藩係奉旨撤藩呢定係起兵造反嘅消息，個心啊都惶惶不安。 + +17 +00:01:51,772 --> 00:02:01,919 +呢日，韋小寶同趙良棟喺屋企談論緊，有人求見，係額駙吳應熊請去佢府中飲酒。 + +18 +00:02:03,063 --> 00:02:04,500 +嗰個請客嘅親隨話： + +19 +00:02:05,424 --> 00:02:11,296 +額駙好耐冇見到韋大人喇，非常牽掛，務必請韋大人賞光。 + +20 +00:02:11,958 --> 00:02:15,618 +額駙講：謝媒酒仲未請你老人家飲過呢。 + +21 +00:02:16,922 --> 00:02:23,736 +韋小寶個心諗：呢個駙馬爺有名無實，謝乜鬼媒吖？ + +22 +00:02:24,656 --> 00:02:34,414 +不過講到呢個謝字呢，吳應熊總唔能夠請我飲一杯酒就此了事嘅，不妨過去睇下，順手發財有何不可啊？ + +23 +00:02:35,333 --> 00:02:39,910 +噉就帶埋趙良棟同驍騎營親兵，就嚟到額駙府嘞。 + +24 +00:02:41,414 --> 00:02:51,686 +吳應熊同建寧公主成婚之後，喺北京已經賜咗住宅畀佢，噉啊同以前暫時居住嘅局面啊，又唔同嘞。 + +25 +00:02:52,491 --> 00:02:57,673 +吳應熊帶住幾名軍官，出去大門迎接，佢話： + +26 +00:02:58,494 --> 00:03:04,307 +韋大人，我哋係自己兄弟，今日大家聚下，亦冇請外客。 + +27 +00:03:04,707 --> 00:03:09,327 +啱啱喺雲南嚟咗幾位朋友，請佢哋陪趙總兵飲酒就啱喇。 + +28 +00:03:10,826 --> 00:03:13,343 +噉啊幾名軍官通名引見。 + +29 +00:03:14,334 --> 00:03:18,752 +一個留咗長鬚，相貌威嚴嘅係雲南提督張勇； + +30 +00:03:19,802 --> 00:03:29,027 +另外兩個都係副將，神情悍勇嘅，叫做王進寶，温和恭敬嘅，叫做孫思克。 + +31 +00:03:29,684 --> 00:03:38,429 +韋小寶拉住王進寶隻手話：王大哥，你係寶，我又係寶，不過呢你係大寶，我係小寶。 + +32 +00:03:38,616 --> 00:03:41,444 +我哋兩個一對寶啊有殺冇賠啊。 + +33 +00:03:42,196 --> 00:03:48,673 +雲南三將都哈哈大笑起上嚟，見到韋小寶性情隨和都好歡喜。 + +34 +00:03:49,620 --> 00:03:56,566 +韋小寶對張勇話：張大哥，上次兄弟去到雲南，點解冇見到你哋三位嘅？ + +35 +00:03:57,354 --> 00:04:06,152 +張勇話：嗰陣時，王爺啱啱派小將三個人出去巡邊，所以唔能夠喺昆明侍候韋大人嘞。 + +36 +00:04:06,366 --> 00:04:14,606 +哎呀咩大人小將吖，嗱，大家爽爽快快，我叫你做張大哥，你叫我啊韋兄弟噉幾好呢。 + +37 +00:04:15,482 --> 00:04:18,789 +韋大人噉樣講我哋點敢當啊？ + +38 +00:04:19,893 --> 00:04:22,801 +噉幾個人一便傾就一便行入去大廳。 + +39 +00:04:23,533 --> 00:04:29,693 +啱啱坐定，家人獻咗茶，噉啊另外一名家丁行過嚟向吳應熊話： + +40 +00:04:30,441 --> 00:04:33,427 +公主請額駙陪韋大人入去見面啊。 + +41 +00:04:34,483 --> 00:04:41,037 +韋小寶個心乒乓噉一跳，佢諗：哎呀呢位公主啊唔係幾好見喇。 + +42 +00:04:42,697 --> 00:04:53,673 +噉啊想到嗰陣同佢一齊去雲南，一路上風光旖旎，好似新婚夫婦一樣，不由得熱血上湧塊面都紅起上嚟。 + +43 +00:04:54,444 --> 00:04:55,808 +吳應熊啊笑住話： + +44 +00:04:56,801 --> 00:05:03,394 +公主時時都話，我哋嘅姻緣係韋大人撮合嘅，一定要敬一杯謝媒酒啊。 + +45 +00:05:04,039 --> 00:05:08,331 +講完企起身，向張勇佢哋話：各位隨便坐。 + +46 +00:05:08,846 --> 00:05:11,190 +噉就陪埋韋小寶行入內堂嘞。 + +47 +00:05:12,671 --> 00:05:20,619 +經過兩處廳堂，嚟到一間廂房，吳應熊捩手掩埋房門，神情鄭重佢話： + +48 +00:05:21,112 --> 00:05:24,939 +韋大人，呢件事非請你幫個大忙不可啊。 + +49 +00:05:26,010 --> 00:05:29,290 +韋小寶塊面又試紅起上嚟嘞，佢諗： + +50 +00:05:30,254 --> 00:05:35,608 +你畀公主閹咗唔做得丈夫，要我幫呢個大忙啊？ + +51 +00:05:36,632 --> 00:05:43,074 +就口窒窒噉話：誒，噉誒，噉誒有啲唔係點好意思啩？ + +52 +00:05:44,153 --> 00:05:45,604 +吳應熊愕然嘞。 + +53 +00:05:46,713 --> 00:05:53,078 +如果唔係韋大人仗義幫手，解救呢個急難，第二個人邊個都冇噉嘅本事嘅。 + +54 +00:05:54,057 --> 00:05:56,809 +韋小寶嘅神情啊更加忸怩嘞佢諗： + +55 +00:05:57,872 --> 00:06:00,208 +實係公主逼佢嚟求我啫。 + +56 +00:06:01,183 --> 00:06:05,411 +否則點解第二個人就唔得，一定要我幫手至得唧。 + +57 +00:06:06,231 --> 00:06:11,470 +吳應熊見到韋小寶嘅神情係噉樣，以為佢唔肯幫手噃就話： + +58 +00:06:12,190 --> 00:06:15,219 +呢件事情，我亦明知十分難做嘅。 + +59 +00:06:16,033 --> 00:06:20,788 +做成之後，父王同兄弟一定唔會忘記韋大人畀我哋嘅好處。 + +60 +00:06:21,813 --> 00:06:26,650 +韋小寶諗：為咩連吳三桂都要感激我啊？ + +61 +00:06:27,642 --> 00:06:39,653 +啊係喇係喇，吳三桂實係冇男孫，要我幫佢生翻一個，不過係唔係能夠生翻個男孫噉就話唔埋㗎噃。 + +62 +00:06:39,969 --> 00:06:48,680 +佢話：駙馬爺，呢件事係冇把握㗎，王爺同你都多謝咗先，如果做唔嚟喇豈不是對唔住人？ + +63 +00:06:49,463 --> 00:06:59,142 +吳應熊話：唔緊要唔緊要，韋大人只要肯盡咗力咯，我父子一樣多得你嘅，就算係公主亦係感激不盡啊。 + +64 +00:07:00,387 --> 00:07:04,662 +韋小寶笑住話：你要我盡力做啫嘛，噉啊當然啦。 + +65 +00:07:05,165 --> 00:07:12,138 +嗱，無論成或者唔成，我一定守口如瓶嘅，王爺同額駙即管放心啦。 + +66 +00:07:13,191 --> 00:07:15,927 +噉啊梗係啦，邊個敢洩漏風聲啊？ + +67 +00:07:16,438 --> 00:07:20,291 +呢件事總要韋大人鼎力，越快做得成越好啊。 + +68 +00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:23,882 +噉亦唔爭在呢一時三刻啦。 + +69 +00:07:24,801 --> 00:07:39,025 +韋小寶突然間想起：哎呀弊，我幫佢生個仔就唔緊要啊，佢兩父子要造反㗎嘛，不免滿門抄斬，到其時，豈不是連我個仔都一刀斬埋？ + +70 +00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:45,219 +不過怕亦唔會啩？小皇帝唔會連建寧公主都殺埋㗎。 + +71 +00:07:45,583 --> 00:07:50,272 +噉至於公主個仔，當然亦都網開兩面三面嘅。 + +72 +00:07:51,081 --> 00:07:56,542 +吳應熊見到韋小寶個面色陰晴不定，就行近一步低聲話： + +73 +00:07:57,080 --> 00:08:02,725 +削藩嘅事，消息仲未傳到去雲南，張提督佢哋係唔知道嘅。 + +74 +00:08:03,161 --> 00:08:13,898 +韋大人如果能夠快啲喺皇上面前進言，收翻削藩嘅成命，六百里加急文書趕去雲南，一定能夠將削藩嘅上諭截翻嚟嘅。 + +75 +00:08:14,892 --> 00:08:20,216 +韋小寶打個特：你，你你嗯，乜你講嘅係削藩嘅事啊？ + +76 +00:08:20,991 --> 00:08:25,917 +係啊，眼前嘅大事，仲有邊件大得過削藩呢？ + +77 +00:08:26,543 --> 00:08:33,943 +皇上對韋大人可以講係言聽計從，只有韋大人出馬先能夠挽狂瀾於既倒。 + +78 +00:08:35,051 --> 00:08:40,594 +韋小寶個心諗：嘿，原來我冚𠾴唥會錯咗意，真係好笑嘞。 + +79 +00:08:41,110 --> 00:08:43,157 +佢忍唔住哈哈大笑起上嚟。 + +80 +00:08:43,871 --> 00:08:47,646 +吳應熊愕然喇佢話：韋大人笑咩啊？ + +81 +00:08:48,210 --> 00:08:50,065 +係咪我講嘅説話講錯咗啊？ + +82 +00:08:50,571 --> 00:08:56,190 +韋小寶連忙話：唔係唔係，哎對唔住啊，我忽然間諗起另外一樣嘢好笑啫嘛。 + +83 +00:08:57,352 --> 00:09:03,259 +吳應熊嬲嘞，佢個心話：你叻啦，你猖狂啦。 + +84 +00:09:04,162 --> 00:09:13,737 +等父王舉起義旗，一路勢如破竹噉打到嚟北京，捉住你呢個衰仔，睇我將唔將你千刀萬剮吖嗱。 + +85 +00:09:14,866 --> 00:09:19,958 +韋小寶話：嗱駙馬爺，聽朝一早呢我就去叩見皇上。 + +86 +00:09:20,487 --> 00:09:32,292 +我話：吳額駙係皇上嘅妹夫，平西王係皇上嘅尊親，就算唔再加官進爵咯，總唔能夠削咗尊親嘅爵位㗎，噉啊對唔住公主㗎喎。 + +87 +00:09:32,558 --> 00:09:33,631 +我噉講好唔好啊？ + +88 +00:09:34,249 --> 00:09:35,818 +好，好極喇。 + +89 +00:09:36,058 --> 00:09:41,303 +韋大人嘅腦筋啊真係轉得快嘅，話咁快就想咗大條道理出嚟嘞。 + +90 +00:09:41,730 --> 00:09:43,743 +韋大人，一切拜託喇。 + +91 +00:09:44,241 --> 00:09:46,421 +好喇，我哋而家去見公主啦。 + +92 +00:09:47,797 --> 00:09:50,990 +佢帶住韋小寶嚟到公主間房外便求見。 + +93 +00:09:51,983 --> 00:09:58,997 +喺公主間房裏便，有名宮女行出嚟，就吩咐韋小寶喺房側跟嘅花廳等候。 + +94 +00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:04,359 +過咗冇幾耐，公主嚟到花廳嘞，佢大聲噉話： + +95 +00:10:05,054 --> 00:10:11,784 +小桂子，你隔咗咁耐都唔嚟見我你想死啊？快啲躝過嚟。 + +96 +00:10:12,358 --> 00:10:16,351 +韋小寶笑住請咗個安佢話：公主萬福金安。 + +97 +00:10:16,635 --> 00:10:25,280 +小桂子啊日日咁掛住公主，不過皇上派咗我出差，一直去到羅剎國，先嗰幾日先至返嚟啫嘛。 + +98 +00:10:26,324 --> 00:10:35,352 +公主眼圈一紅佢話：你，你日日掛住我，撞鬼你啦，我，我。 + +99 +00:10:36,110 --> 00:10:39,022 +講完，啲眼淚一串串噉流落嚟嘞。 + +100 +00:10:40,381 --> 00:10:50,209 +韋小寶見到公主清減咗，神情憔悴，佢估計公主同吳應熊結婚之後，一定係鬱鬱寡歡嘞。 + +101 +00:10:50,949 --> 00:10:59,248 +佢諗：吳應熊呢個衰仔係個太監，嫁畀太監做老婆梗係唔快活啦。 + +102 +00:11:00,070 --> 00:11:06,272 +眼見公主噉嘅情況，想起往日之情，就不由得可憐起嚟嘞佢話： + +103 +00:11:07,484 --> 00:11:11,256 +公主掛住皇上，皇上都好掛住公主啊。 + +104 +00:11:11,727 --> 00:11:16,606 +皇上話過幾日呢，要接公主入宮，敘下兄妹之情喎。 + +105 +00:11:17,539 --> 00:11:22,042 +呢啲係韋小寶假傳聖旨嘞，康熙係冇講過呢句説話嘅。 + +106 +00:11:23,260 --> 00:11:32,367 +建寧公主呢幾個月嚟住喺額駙府裏頭，悶到無比，聽到韋小寶呢句説話當堂開心晒佢就問： + +107 +00:11:32,887 --> 00:11:36,946 +幾時啊？你同皇帝哥哥講，聽日我就去睇佢啦。 + +108 +00:11:37,599 --> 00:11:44,284 +好啊，額駙有件事吩咐我聽日面奏皇上，我就奏請皇上接公主入宮就係喇。 + +109 +00:11:45,268 --> 00:11:47,318 +吳應熊亦好歡喜啊佢話： + +110 +00:11:48,071 --> 00:11:52,065 +有公主幫口，皇上就更加唔會駁回㗎喇。 + +111 +00:11:52,657 --> 00:11:54,182 +公主扁一扁個嘴話： + +112 +00:11:54,683 --> 00:12:00,362 +哼，我淨係同皇帝哥哥傾閒偈嘅啫，我唔幫你講咩國家大事嘅。 + +113 +00:12:01,024 --> 00:12:03,836 +好好好，你鐘意講乜嘢就講乜嘢啦。 + +114 +00:12:04,684 --> 00:12:10,917 +公主慢慢企起身笑住話：小桂子，好耐冇見你喇你高咗喇。 + +115 +00:12:11,601 --> 00:12:15,414 +聽講你喺羅薩國有個鬼姑娘相好噃係唔係啊？ + +116 +00:12:16,189 --> 00:12:17,736 +邊度有噉嘅事呢？ + +117 +00:12:18,398 --> 00:12:23,084 +突然之間啪噉一聲，韋小寶塊面啊已經捱咗公主一巴嘞。 + +118 +00:12:23,879 --> 00:12:27,348 +㷫晒，韋小寶呀呀聲，成個跳起。 + +119 +00:12:28,332 --> 00:12:33,598 +公主笑住話：你講嘢唔老實，同我都敢車大炮？ + +120 +00:12:34,312 --> 00:12:36,486 +舉起手嚟又試一巴升過去。 + +121 +00:12:37,024 --> 00:12:40,920 +韋小寶打側個頭避開咗，呢一掌呢冇打到。 + +122 +00:12:41,902 --> 00:12:47,144 +公主對吳應熊話：我有事要審問小桂子啊，你唔使喺處聽喇。 + +123 +00:12:47,950 --> 00:12:52,391 +吳應熊微笑話：好，我去陪外便啲武官飲酒。 + +124 +00:12:53,053 --> 00:12:58,226 +佢諗：眼白白睇住韋小寶捱打，佢都好冇癮嘅。 + +125 +00:12:58,492 --> 00:12:59,774 +就行咗出去花廳。 + +126 +00:13:00,870 --> 00:13:05,748 +吳應熊一走咗，公主一手就扭住韋小寶隻耳仔喝佢話： + +127 +00:13:06,339 --> 00:13:08,938 +死嘢你嘩，你唔記得咗我喇？ + +128 +00:13:09,276 --> 00:13:10,602 +噉啊講完出力一扭。 + +129 +00:13:11,220 --> 00:13:18,223 +韋小寶啊痛到哇哇聲咁大叫，佢話：哎冇啊冇啊，冇啊冇唔記得啊，我而家唔係嚟見你嘞咩？ + +130 +00:13:19,244 --> 00:13:21,791 +公主又一腳喺佢小腹上面一踢。 + +131 +00:13:22,607 --> 00:13:25,916 +你嘅嘢冇良心嘅，睇我唔劏咗你吖嗱？ + +132 +00:13:26,209 --> 00:13:30,007 +如果唔係我叫你啊，你再過三年都唔會嚟見我啊。 + +133 +00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:35,063 +韋小寶見到廳上面冇人，就攬住公主低聲話： + +134 +00:13:35,578 --> 00:13:39,821 +唔好逳手逳腳啦，聽日呢我同你喺皇宮裏便聚下。 + +135 +00:13:40,911 --> 00:13:45,761 +公主塊面一紅：聚咩啊聚，聚你嘅死人頭。 + +136 +00:13:46,380 --> 00:13:49,210 +伸手喺佢額頭上面㩧噉鑿咗一下。 + +137 +00:13:49,872 --> 00:13:57,714 +韋小寶話：我哋如果喺呢處親熱呢，至怕駙馬爺疑心啊，聽日我哋喺皇宮見面啦，吓。 + +138 +00:13:58,781 --> 00:14:02,810 +公主似笑非笑，雙眼啊一條線噉。 + +139 +00:14:03,569 --> 00:14:07,279 +佢疑心咩嘢啊？衰鬼，快啲躝扯啦。 + +140 +00:14:08,502 --> 00:14:15,794 +話説韋小寶笑眯眯噉返到去大廳，只見吳應熊啊陪住四名武將傾偈。 + +141 +00:14:16,748 --> 00:14:26,233 +趙良棟同王進寶啊唔知喺度爭論緊咩嘢，兩個人爭到放開喉嚨面紅耳赤，噉啊見到韋小寶出嚟就停口嘞。 + +142 +00:14:27,380 --> 00:14:31,776 +韋小寶笑住問：兩位爭咩啊？講畀我聽下得唔得啊？ + +143 +00:14:32,551 --> 00:14:36,019 +張勇話：我哋喺度談論馬匹。 + +144 +00:14:36,472 --> 00:14:42,616 +王副將相馬嘅眼光啊好獨到嘅，佢挑選出嚟嘅馬呢必定係良駒。 + +145 +00:14:43,140 --> 00:14:48,091 +先頭大家講起馬匹，黃副將啊稱讚雲南嘅馬好。 + +146 +00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:53,497 +趙總兵啊唔信噃，話川馬、滇馬腳短，跑唔快嘅。 + +147 +00:14:54,539 --> 00:15:05,461 +王副將就話川馬、滇馬有長力，十里路之內，唔及得第啲馬，跑到二三十里之後呢，就越跑就越有精神喇噉話。 + +148 +00:15:05,994 --> 00:15:12,122 +韋小寶話：係咩？兄弟有幾匹坐騎，要請王副將嚟相下至得。 + +149 +00:15:12,723 --> 00:15:16,797 +就吩咐親兵回府，將馬廄嘅好馬牽過嚟。 + +150 +00:15:17,259 --> 00:15:24,864 +吳應熊話：韋都統嘅坐騎係康親王送嘅，有名嘅大宛良駒，叫做玉花骢。 + +151 +00:15:25,317 --> 00:15:27,611 +我哋啲滇馬又點及得上吖？ + +152 +00:15:28,319 --> 00:15:31,977 +王進寶話：韋大人嘅馬，當然係好㗎啦。 + +153 +00:15:32,555 --> 00:15:34,994 +大宛出好馬卑職亦聽過。 + +154 +00:15:35,764 --> 00:15:44,468 +卑職喺甘肅、陝西嘅時候，曾經騎過唔少大宛名駒，短途衝刺係極快嘅，咩嘢馬都比唔上。 + +155 +00:15:45,473 --> 00:15:51,273 +趙良棟話：噉賽長途呢？唔通大宛馬仲唔及得滇馬咩？ + +156 +00:15:51,971 --> 00:15:59,196 +王進寶話：雲南馬本來並唔係好，只不過係勝在刻苦耐勞，有長力。 + +157 +00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:06,717 +咁多年嚟卑職喺滇北養馬，將川馬、滇馬交配，呢啲新種真係好唔錯嘅。 + +158 +00:16:07,650 --> 00:16:11,129 +趙良棟話：老兄，你噉就外行咯。 + +159 +00:16:11,681 --> 00:16:18,747 +馬匹向來講純種㗎嘛，種越純就越好，未聽講過話雜種馬反而更好嘅。 + +160 +00:16:19,722 --> 00:16:25,157 +王進寶唂到面都紅晒佢話：趙總兵，我唔係話雜種馬一切都好。 + +161 +00:16:25,889 --> 00:16:34,633 +馬匹用途唔同，有啲係用嚟衝鋒陷陣，有啲用嚟負載輜重，就算係軍馬亦大有分別㗎嘛。 + +162 +00:16:34,820 --> 00:16:39,839 +有啲係百里馬，有啲係千里馬，長途短途，冚𠾴唥唔同嘅。 + +163 +00:16:40,771 --> 00:16:45,351 +趙良棟話：哼，居然有人話仲係雜種好喎。 + +164 +00:16:46,101 --> 00:16:49,891 +王進寶啊嬲到不得了，啪聲企起身話： + +165 +00:16:50,622 --> 00:16:53,659 +你鬧邊個係雜種啊？不乾不淨亂咁講。 + +166 +00:16:54,544 --> 00:16:58,415 +趙良棟冷笑話：我係講馬，又唔係講人。 + +167 +00:16:58,832 --> 00:17:02,933 +邊個嘅種唔純，作賊心虛，何必亂發脾氣啊？ + +168 +00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:09,566 +王進寶更加嬲嘞：我見呢度係額駙公嘅府上，唔係啊，哼哼！ + +169 +00:17:10,519 --> 00:17:13,882 +趙良棟話：哼咩啊，唔通你想同我打交啊？ + +170 +00:17:15,015 --> 00:17:20,523 +張勇啊勸佢哋話：兩位初次相識，何必為咗馬匹嘅事嘈起上嚟呢？ + +171 +00:17:20,700 --> 00:17:24,313 +嚟嚟嚟，我陪兩位飲一杯，大家唔好爭嘞。 + +172 +00:17:25,687 --> 00:17:34,516 +張勇係提督，官階比趙良棟、王進寶都高，噉兩個人啊唔敢唔畀面佢，只有都飲咗酒啦。 + +173 +00:17:35,482 --> 00:17:44,859 +兩個人你睩住我我睩住你，如果唔係上官在座啊，兩個火爆霹靂嘅人當堂就要打起上嚟嘞。 + +174 +00:17:45,834 --> 00:17:53,636 +過咗冇幾耐，韋小寶府中嘅親兵馬夫啊牽咗馬嚟，噉大家一齊去後便馬廄裏便睇馬。 + +175 +00:17:54,562 --> 00:18:04,893 +王進寶啊真係識馬㗎噃，睇一眼咁多唧，就能夠講出每匹馬嘅長處缺點，甚至連性情脾氣亦估中七八成嘅。 + +176 +00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:10,321 +韋府嘅馬夫都十分佩服，大讚王副將好眼力啊。 + +177 +00:18:11,184 --> 00:18:14,512 +最後，睇到韋小寶嘅坐騎玉花驄嘞。 + +178 +00:18:15,392 --> 00:18:29,644 +呢匹馬腿長膘肥，形貌神駿，全身雪白嘅毛上，都係胭脂色嘅斑點，毛色油光亮滑，靚到極點啊，噉人人猛咁喝彩。 + +179 +00:18:30,531 --> 00:18:34,308 +王進寶就不置可否噃，睇咗好耐就話： + +180 +00:18:35,283 --> 00:18:39,327 +呢匹馬本質係極之好嘅，只係可惜養壞咗咯。 + +181 +00:18:40,174 --> 00:18:45,201 +韋小寶話：點解養壞咗呢？吖真係要請教下噃。 + +182 +00:18:46,353 --> 00:18:50,118 +韋大人呢匹馬，可以講係天下少有嘅良駒。 + +183 +00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:57,296 +呢種好馬每日要騎佢快跑十幾里，慢跑幾十里，越磨練就越好。 + +184 +00:18:58,106 --> 00:19:01,969 +不過韋大人就過於愛惜佢嘞，唔捨得騎咁多。 + +185 +00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:09,472 +呢匹馬嘅日子過得太過舒服喇，食嘅係上等精料，一年難得跑一兩趟。 + +186 +00:19:10,005 --> 00:19:14,834 +唉，真係可惜啊，好似係富貴人家嘅子弟，寵壞晒咯。 + +187 +00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:20,003 +吳應熊聽咗面色有啲變嘞，輕輕哼咗一聲。 + +188 +00:19:20,938 --> 00:19:27,149 +韋小寶見到嘞，知道王進寶最後呢幾句説話已經得罪咗吳應熊，佢諗： + +189 +00:19:28,402 --> 00:19:33,389 +我乘機挑撥離間，等佢哋雲南將帥不和都好噃。 + +190 +00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:43,932 +韋小寶就話：王副將嘅説話，恐怕只係講啱一半唧，富貴人家嘅子弟亦有本事極之大嘅。 + +191 +00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:54,048 +呢，好似額駙爺吖，佢係你哋王爺嘅世子，自細係捧住金飯碗食飯，捧住玉碗飲湯，但一啲都冇寵壞啊。 + +192 +00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:57,569 +王進寶面都紅晒，佢連忙話： + +193 +00:19:57,952 --> 00:20:03,237 +係，係。王爺世子當然係唔同啦，卑職決唔係講額駙爺嘅。 + +194 +00:20:03,655 --> 00:20:11,180 +趙良棟冷冰冰噉話：喺你嘅心裏便，怕都係以為冇咩嘢唔同嘅啫啩？ + +195 +00:20:12,037 --> 00:20:18,317 +黃進寶嬲嘞：趙總兵，你點解一味同兄弟過唔去啊？兄弟並冇得罪你吖嘛？ + +196 +00:20:18,943 --> 00:20:23,481 +韋小寶笑住話：好喇好喇，唔好為啲多事傷咗和氣。 + +197 +00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:28,846 +噉做武官嘅呢，往往睇唔起朝裏便年輕嘅大臣亦係有嘅。 + +198 +00:20:29,539 --> 00:20:33,550 +王進寶話：回都統大人，卑職唔敢睇你唔起。 + +199 +00:20:34,070 --> 00:20:36,885 +趙良棟話：你睇唔起額駙爺啊？ + +200 +00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:39,500 +王進寶大聲話：冇啊！ + +201 +00:20:40,185 --> 00:20:48,411 +韋小寶話：王副將，可惜你養嘅好馬呢，都留晒喺雲南，否則就可以等我哋嚟見識下嘞。 + +202 +00:20:49,162 --> 00:20:53,449 +王進寶話：我養嘅馬，誒係係，唔敢當。 + +203 +00:20:54,329 --> 00:20:59,546 +韋小寶個心覺得好奇怪嘞，咩叫做，係係，唔敢當唧 ？ + +204 +00:21:00,222 --> 00:21:05,611 +趙良棟話：橫掂王副將嘅好馬都喺雲南，死無對證嘅。 + +205 +00:21:05,869 --> 00:21:13,550 +韋都統，小將喺關外，養咗幾百匹好馬，匹匹日行三千里，夜行二千里。 + +206 +00:21:14,030 --> 00:21:18,033 +就係可惜隔得遠過頭咯，唔能夠畀都統大人睇下唧。 + +207 +00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:24,060 +眾人哈哈大笑啊，都知道佢係故意諷刺王進寶。 + +208 +00:21:25,074 --> 00:21:29,797 +王進寶啊嬲到面都黑晒，指住左手便嘅馬廄大聲話： + +209 +00:21:30,570 --> 00:21:33,828 +嗰便幾十匹馬，就係呢次我喺雲南帶嚟嘅。 + +210 +00:21:34,384 --> 00:21:40,948 +趙總兵，你揀十匹馬，同我呢度是但十匹嚟比賽下腳力，睇下邊個輸邊個贏啦。 + +211 +00:21:42,217 --> 00:21:50,788 +趙良棟見嗰啲滇馬，又瘦又細隻，毛禿皮乾，噉啊總共有五六十匹，個心諗： + +212 +00:21:51,638 --> 00:21:54,230 +你嗰啲乞衣馬有咩咁了不起唧？ + +213 +00:21:54,921 --> 00:21:59,310 +就話：馬就好多，不過有啲五勞七傷唧。 + +214 +00:22:00,049 --> 00:22:07,520 +就係韋都統府裏便隨便牽嚟呢幾匹馬啊，亦擔保叻過王副將你親手調養嘅心肝寶貝啦。 + +215 +00:22:08,209 --> 00:22:12,190 +韋小寶笑住話：大家一味空口爭係冇用嘅。 + +216 +00:22:12,696 --> 00:22:18,287 +額駙爺，噉呢，我哋各揀十匹，就嚟比賽一下，雙方賭一賭好唔好？ + +217 +00:22:18,941 --> 00:22:23,423 +嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/171.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/171.srt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..dc339a4874d9e25347575f96cfc4fdeb0687561d --- /dev/null +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/171.srt @@ -0,0 +1,883 @@ +1 +00:00:00,053 --> 00:00:02,971 +前文再續啊書接上一回啊。 + +2 +00:00:04,408 --> 00:00:09,288 +話説韋小寶話要同吳應熊輸賭，睇下邊個啲馬跑得快噉。 + +3 +00:00:10,329 --> 00:00:16,014 +吳應熊話：韋都統嘅大宛良馬我哋雲南啲馬仔邊度比得上吖？ + +4 +00:00:16,156 --> 00:00:18,316 +唔使比賽喇，當然係我哋輸啦。 + +5 +00:00:19,753 --> 00:00:24,680 +韋小寶見到王進寶氣鼓鼓，一啲都唔服氣嘅樣，佢就話： + +6 +00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:29,274 +額駙爺肯認輸啫，王副將就唔認輸噃。 + +7 +00:00:29,718 --> 00:00:34,881 +噉呢，我攞一萬兩銀出嚟，額駙爺亦攞一萬兩銀出嚟。 + +8 +00:00:35,086 --> 00:00:41,709 +噉等陣呢，我哋就去城外比賽，邊一個贏咗六場喇，以後佢就唔使比喇你話好唔好吖？ + +9 +00:00:42,541 --> 00:00:47,202 +吳應熊想話再推嘅，突然間心念一動佢諗： + +10 +00:00:48,020 --> 00:00:54,208 +呢個僆仔年少好勝，我就故意輸一萬兩銀畀佢，等佢高興下至得。 + +11 +00:00:54,502 --> 00:00:57,256 +就笑住話：好，一於噉話啦。 + +12 +00:00:57,577 --> 00:01:00,998 +嗱韋大人，你如果輸咗，唔准嬲㗎。 + +13 +00:01:01,598 --> 00:01:08,026 +韋小寶笑住話：贏要夠威，輸要光彩，邊度有輸咗會嬲嘅呢？ + +14 +00:01:08,515 --> 00:01:14,051 +一擸眼，見到王進寶雙眼裏便，流露出歡喜嘅神情，佢諗： + +15 +00:01:14,812 --> 00:01:23,452 +哎呀，睇呢個王副將嘅神情，似乎好有把握噃，唔通佢呢啲乞衣馬真係好有長力嘅？ + +16 +00:01:23,914 --> 00:01:26,448 +唔得唔得，非作弊搞鬼不可。 + +17 +00:01:27,474 --> 00:01:36,376 +佢生平賭錢啊，最鐘意作弊，眼見呢場賽馬未必實贏，當堂就諗住要搞鬼嘞，個心諗： + +18 +00:01:36,967 --> 00:01:39,562 +今日賽馬已經嚟唔切做手腳㗎喇。 + +19 +00:01:40,197 --> 00:01:47,190 +佢就話：既然要賭咯，我要去好好挑選十匹馬至得，聽日先至比賽呢好唔好啊？ + +20 +00:01:48,081 --> 00:01:53,092 +吳應熊啊決心要輸嘅，幾時比賽都冇問題，就應承咗佢。 + +21 +00:01:54,143 --> 00:01:58,762 +韋小寶喺額駙府飲酒睇戲，唔再提賽馬嘅事。 + +22 +00:02:00,112 --> 00:02:07,513 +到咗傍晚，佢請吳應熊，帶埋張勇、王進寶、孫思克三個人去自己屋企飲酒。 + +23 +00:02:08,292 --> 00:02:13,592 +吳應熊好歡喜噉應承咗佢，噉一行人，就去韋小寶嘅伯爵府嘞。 + +24 +00:02:14,641 --> 00:02:20,089 +坐定之後獻咗茶，韋小寶話：少陪喇，兄弟去安排下先。 + +25 +00:02:20,685 --> 00:02:24,900 +吳應熊笑住話：大家自己人，唔使客氣喇。 + +26 +00:02:25,514 --> 00:02:31,109 +韋小寶話：貴客駕臨，唔能夠太寒酸㗎嘛，各位隨便坐吓。 + +27 +00:02:32,380 --> 00:02:39,324 +佢嚟到後堂，吩咐總管準備酒席戲班，跟住叫咗府內嘅馬夫頭頭嚟。 + +28 +00:02:40,061 --> 00:02:42,063 +交咗三百兩銀畀佢就話： + +29 +00:02:42,446 --> 00:02:48,274 +我隻玉花驄同埋第啲馬呢，仲喺額駙府裏頭嚟，你而家去牽翻返嚟啦。 + +30 +00:02:48,629 --> 00:02:54,520 +噉啊順便請額駙府裏頭嗰班馬夫飲酒，飲到佢哋個個都一嚿雲噉就啱喇。 + +31 +00:02:55,353 --> 00:02:56,730 +嗰個馬夫頭頭應咗。 + +32 +00:02:57,640 --> 00:03:06,010 +韋小寶又話：啊係喇，你話畀啲咩嘢過啲馬食，食咗呢，啲馬就身疲腳軟，冇力跑路嘅呢？ + +33 +00:03:06,187 --> 00:03:08,168 +誒不過就唔能夠毒死啲馬㗎噃。 + +34 +00:03:08,973 --> 00:03:14,360 +馬夫頭頭話：唔知爵爺要點樣呢小人盡力去做就係嘞。 + +35 +00:03:15,732 --> 00:03:25,867 +同你講明都唔怕喇，額駙有一批馬，啱啱喺雲南運嚟嘅，佢又誇口話啲馬長力極之好，聽日要同我哋嘅馬嚟比賽。 + +36 +00:03:26,294 --> 00:03:28,718 +我哋唔能夠輸咗丟架㗎嘛係咪呢？ + +37 +00:03:29,611 --> 00:03:32,147 +嗰個馬夫頭頭明白喇佢笑住話： + +38 +00:03:32,672 --> 00:03:40,359 +爵爺係要小人搞啲咩嘢畀額駙啲馬食咗，噉聽日比賽呢，我哋就能夠實贏嘅係唔係噉啊？ + +39 +00:03:40,901 --> 00:03:43,508 +冇錯喇，你認真聰明啊。 + +40 +00:03:43,624 --> 00:03:48,547 +嗱，聽日賽馬呢係賭錢嘅，贏咗再分賞金畀你。 + +41 +00:03:49,063 --> 00:03:54,064 +你靜靜去辦妥呢件事，不過千祈唔好畀額駙府啲馬夫知道噃。 + +42 +00:03:54,584 --> 00:04:05,154 +嗱，呢度三百兩銀你攞去請客啦，飲酒、賭錢、嫖老舉，乜鬼嘢有癮都做晒，乜搞，搞到佢哋昏天黑地噉先至落藥。 + +43 +00:04:06,226 --> 00:04:08,363 +爵爺望安，實掂嘅。 + +44 +00:04:08,638 --> 00:04:13,851 +小人去買幾十斤巴豆，撈埋喺啲豆料裏便，喂畀吳府啲馬食。 + +45 +00:04:14,180 --> 00:04:20,562 +等佢哋一匹匹馬，屙一晚爛屎，噉聽日比賽起上嚟，烏龜都跑贏佢哋啦。 + +46 +00:04:21,518 --> 00:04:24,576 +噉韋小寶跟住又出去陪吳應熊佢哋飲酒嘞。 + +47 +00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:33,894 +佢係怕吳應熊佢哋返去之後，王進寶又去睇下啲馬，睇出破綻，所以就殷勤接待猛咁勸酒。 + +48 +00:04:34,499 --> 00:04:44,749 +趙良棟啊酒量極大嘅，一直同王進寶鬥酒，飲到深夜，除咗韋小寶同吳應熊之外呢，四員武將都醉晒嘞。 + +49 +00:04:46,354 --> 00:04:50,290 +第日早朝之後，韋小寶入宮去侍候皇帝。 + +50 +00:04:51,229 --> 00:04:54,277 +康熙笑容滿面心情極之好啊佢話： + +51 +00:04:54,975 --> 00:05:03,172 +小桂子，有個好消息講你聽，尚可喜同耿精忠都奉詔撤藩，日內就起程嚟北京嘞。 + +52 +00:05:04,211 --> 00:05:11,745 +韋小寶話：恭喜皇上，尚耿二藩奉詔，吳三桂個老嘢呢，一隻手掌就拍唔到手喇。 + +53 +00:05:12,542 --> 00:05:14,558 +孤掌難鳴。 + +54 +00:05:15,020 --> 00:05:19,013 +係，係，孤掌難鳴，噉我哋呢就打到佢落花流水。 + +55 +00:05:20,312 --> 00:05:22,282 +如果佢亦奉詔撤藩呢？ + +56 +00:05:23,392 --> 00:05:33,310 +噉啊，噉亦好到極啊，佢嚟到北京，皇上要搓圓佢，佢就唔敢扁，皇上要搓扁佢呢，佢就點都圓唔起嚟喇。 + +57 +00:05:34,131 --> 00:05:36,167 +你倒是都明白呢個道理。 + +58 +00:05:37,223 --> 00:05:42,329 +到嗰個時候啊，佢就好似蛟龍困喺沙灘嚟，呢啲叫做虎落平陽。 + +59 +00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:47,550 +韋小寶啱啱講到呢處，伸一伸條脷，喺自己額頭㩧噉打咗一下。 + +60 +00:05:48,239 --> 00:05:53,333 +康熙哈哈大笑佢話：嘿嘿，呢啲叫做虎落平陽，畀你蝦。 + +61 +00:05:54,034 --> 00:05:58,612 +嗰個時候啊，莫講話佢唔敢得罪我，連你都唔敢得罪啊。 + +62 +00:05:59,336 --> 00:06:01,833 +噉唔係，噉就夠過癮啦。 + +63 +00:06:02,411 --> 00:06:11,453 +康熙話：敕建揚州忠烈祠嘅文章，我已經做好嘞，叫翰林學士寫咗，你就帶去揚州刻喺碑上便。 + +64 +00:06:12,133 --> 00:06:14,109 +噉啊揀個好日，你就起程啦。 + +65 +00:06:14,983 --> 00:06:20,173 +係，如果三藩都奉詔撤藩，噉呢座忠烈祠仲起唔起啊？ + +66 +00:06:21,410 --> 00:06:23,927 +都唔知吳三桂奉唔奉詔啫。 + +67 +00:06:24,537 --> 00:06:31,132 +仲有，褒揚忠烈係件好事，就算吳三桂唔造反，忠烈祠都要起嘅。 + +68 +00:06:32,431 --> 00:06:32,900 +係。 + +69 +00:06:33,983 --> 00:06:39,229 +噉韋小寶同皇帝傾偈嘅時候，講起建寧公主請求覲見。 + +70 +00:06:39,496 --> 00:06:44,369 +噉康熙岌一岌頭，吩咐太監即刻宣建寧公主入嚟見面。 + +71 +00:06:45,596 --> 00:06:51,097 +康熙啊興致極之好啊，噉詳細噉問下韋小寶羅剎國嘅風土人物。 + +72 +00:06:51,889 --> 00:07:01,579 +當時火槍手啊點樣造反，蘇菲亞公主係點樣平亂，大小沙皇，點樣並立，噉傾咗一輪，公主嚟到上書房嘞。 + +73 +00:07:02,478 --> 00:07:09,327 +一見面，公主就伏喺康熙腳邊，攬住佢雙腳放聲大哭，佢話： + +74 +00:07:11,896 --> 00:07:16,661 +皇帝哥哥，我以後喺皇宮陪住你，我唔返去喇。 + +75 +00:07:17,583 --> 00:07:22,741 +康熙摸下佢嘅頭髮，問公主話：做咩嘢啊？額駙蝦你啊？ + +76 +00:07:23,971 --> 00:07:28,306 +畀個天佢做膽佢都唔敢啊，佢，佢。 + +77 +00:07:29,468 --> 00:07:31,111 +講講下又喊起上嚟嘞。 + +78 +00:07:31,896 --> 00:07:38,662 +康熙個心諗：你閹咗佢，使到佢做唔成你丈夫係你自作自受啫。 + +79 +00:07:39,182 --> 00:07:44,404 +就安慰公主幾句，佢話：好喇好喇，唔好喊喇，你陪我食飯啦。 + +80 +00:07:45,354 --> 00:07:51,348 +皇帝食飯啊並冇定時嘅，完全係睇佢鐘意嘅啫，隨時隨刻就開飯。 + +81 +00:07:52,270 --> 00:07:57,361 +噉御膳房太監啊開咗御膳，韋小寶啊喺一便侍候。 + +82 +00:07:58,243 --> 00:08:02,943 +佢雖然極得皇帝寵愛啊，不過亦唔能夠陪皇帝飲食嘅。 + +83 +00:08:03,887 --> 00:08:09,560 +康熙賞咗佢十幾碟餸菜，噉吩咐太監送去佢府中，返去再食。 + +84 +00:08:11,073 --> 00:08:19,884 +公主飲咗幾杯酒，面紅紅，雙眼啊水汪汪噉，向住韋小寶瞄下瞄下。 + +85 +00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:29,456 +喺皇帝面前啊韋小寶一啲都唔敢無禮啊，眼光啊始終唔同公主接觸，個心呢就乒乒嘭嘭猛咁跳。 + +86 +00:08:30,554 --> 00:08:34,758 +公主忽然間話：小桂子，同我裝飯啦。 + +87 +00:08:36,452 --> 00:08:39,971 +講完，將隻空飯碗啊遞到佢面前。 + +88 +00:08:40,626 --> 00:08:43,833 +康熙笑住話：你嘅飯量幾好噃。 + +89 +00:08:44,619 --> 00:08:49,044 +公主話：見到皇帝哥哥，我飯都食多咗啊。 + +90 +00:08:50,069 --> 00:08:54,824 +韋小寶裝完飯，雙手恭恭敬敬噉捧住，放喺公主面前。 + +91 +00:08:55,509 --> 00:09:00,066 +公主左手垂低，出衡力喺韋小寶大髀搣咗一下。 + +92 +00:09:00,825 --> 00:09:06,432 +韋小寶痛嘞，不過又唔敢出聲，連面上嘅笑容一啲都唔敢少。 + +93 +00:09:07,450 --> 00:09:10,624 +只係未免笑得尷尬，不過係無可如何啊。 + +94 +00:09:11,188 --> 00:09:16,357 +喺個心處鬧佢話：你嘅死女吖，睇我幾時唔出力搣翻你吖嗱。 + +95 +00:09:17,236 --> 00:09:20,878 +個心都未鬧完，個頭忽然間向後一昂。 + +96 +00:09:21,951 --> 00:09:28,238 +原來公主伸手喺佢背後拉住佢條辮出力一擢，呢一下呢，畀康熙睇到嘞。 + +97 +00:09:28,946 --> 00:09:32,996 +康熙微笑話：公主嫁咗人仲係咁頑皮嘅。 + +98 +00:09:33,711 --> 00:09:38,479 +公主指住韋小寶笑住話：係佢啫嘛，係佢。 + +99 +00:09:38,905 --> 00:09:44,536 +嘩，韋小寶個心啊，都唔知幾慌啊，唔知公主會講出咩嘢說話嚟。 + +100 +00:09:45,361 --> 00:09:48,360 +好彩公主只係咭咭咭噉笑咗幾聲，佢就話： + +101 +00:09:49,076 --> 00:09:52,122 +皇帝哥哥，你嘅名聲呢越嚟越好喇。 + +102 +00:09:52,722 --> 00:10:02,946 +我喺宮內本來係唔知道嘅，呢次去雲南一路來回，聽見啲百姓都話你做皇帝啊，普天下老百姓嘅日子過得真係好嘞。 + +103 +00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:05,947 +就係連呢個嘢啊。 + +104 +00:10:06,365 --> 00:10:09,400 +一便講，一便向韋小寶白咗一眼。 + +105 +00:10:10,027 --> 00:10:15,478 +官亦越做越大嘞，只有你個妹妹，就越嚟越運滯。 + +106 +00:10:16,580 --> 00:10:23,606 +康熙本來心情極之好嘅，建寧公主呢幾句恭維又恰到好處，就笑住話： + +107 +00:10:24,522 --> 00:10:33,854 +你係妻憑夫貴，吳應熊佢父子兩個如果係好好地聽話撤藩，天下太平，我應承升佢嘅官就係啦。 + +108 +00:10:34,490 --> 00:10:42,041 +公主扁一扁個嘴話：你升唔升吳應熊嗰個嘢嘅官唔關我事，我要你升我嘅官。 + +109 +00:10:42,940 --> 00:10:43,901 +你做咩嘢官呢？ + +110 +00:10:44,791 --> 00:10:52,276 +小桂子話啊，羅剎國嘅公主做咩攝政女王，你就封我做大元帥，派我去打番邦啦。 + +111 +00:10:52,716 --> 00:10:56,141 +哈哈哈哈哈哈，女仔點做大元帥啊？ + +112 +00:10:57,410 --> 00:11:03,254 +從前樊梨花、佘太君、穆桂英，邊個唔係揸住印，到大元帥嘅啫？ + +113 +00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:05,260 +點解佢哋就得，我就唔得啊？ + +114 +00:11:05,634 --> 00:11:09,421 +你話我武藝唔得啊？嗱，我哋就嚟比賽下吖。 + +115 +00:11:09,696 --> 00:11:12,052 +講完，笑嘻嘻噉企起身。 + +116 +00:11:12,887 --> 00:11:20,587 +康熙笑住話：你唔肯讀書，同小桂子一樣咁冇學問，就淨係識得做大戲嘅戲文。 + +117 +00:11:21,489 --> 00:11:24,037 +前朝女仔做元帥係有嘅。 + +118 +00:11:24,654 --> 00:11:30,370 +唐太宗李世民嘅妹妹平陽公主，幫助唐太宗打平天下。 + +119 +00:11:30,788 --> 00:11:39,447 +佢做元帥，統率嘅一支軍隊就叫做娘子軍，佢駐兵嘅關口就叫做娘子關，真係好厲害㗎。 + +120 +00:11:40,293 --> 00:11:41,570 +噉咪就係囉。 + +121 +00:11:41,828 --> 00:11:44,780 +皇帝哥哥啊，你做皇帝叻過李世民。 + +122 +00:11:45,046 --> 00:11:46,925 +我呢就學下平陽公主。 + +123 +00:11:47,298 --> 00:11:51,230 +小桂子，你學邊個啊？學高力士呢定係魏忠賢啊？ + +124 +00:11:52,188 --> 00:11:55,283 +康熙哈哈大笑一味咁擰頭佢話： + +125 +00:11:55,639 --> 00:11:59,703 +又嚟亂講嘞，小桂子呢個太監係假㗎嘛。 + +126 +00:12:00,050 --> 00:12:06,251 +仲有，高力士、魏忠賢都係昏君手下嘅太監，你噉講咪即係鬧我？ + +127 +00:12:07,132 --> 00:12:12,814 +公主笑住話：哎呀對唔住啊皇帝哥哥，你唔好怪我啊，我唔識吖嘛。 + +128 +00:12:13,708 --> 00:12:21,900 +佢諗住小桂子呢個太監係假嘅呢句説話，瞄咗韋小寶一眼，個心不由得春意盪漾嘞。 + +129 +00:12:22,078 --> 00:12:25,360 +佢話：好喇，我去叩見太后喇。 + +130 +00:12:26,221 --> 00:12:33,797 +康熙窒咗一窒，佢諗：假太后已經換翻真太后，你嘅母親已經逃跑咗喇。 + +131 +00:12:34,931 --> 00:12:39,298 +不過佢係一直好痛愛呢個妹妹嘅，唔忍心令佢難堪，就話： + +132 +00:12:40,361 --> 00:12:47,246 +太后呢幾日身子好唔舒服，你唔好去煩佢老人家喇，去慈寧宮外便叩頭請安就係啦。 + +133 +00:12:48,231 --> 00:12:54,220 +公主應咗佢就話：皇帝哥哥，我而家去慈寧宮，等陣再嚟同你傾偈吓。 + +134 +00:12:54,665 --> 00:12:56,157 +小桂子你陪我去啦。 + +135 +00:12:57,202 --> 00:12:59,031 +韋小寶啊唔敢應佢。 + +136 +00:12:59,378 --> 00:13:05,549 +康熙向佢打個眼色，意思呢叫佢設法子攔住公主，唔好畀佢見到太后噉。 + +137 +00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:11,950 +韋小寶會意嘞，岌下頭領咗旨，就陪埋公主去慈寧宮。 + +138 +00:13:12,819 --> 00:13:16,280 +韋小寶啊囑咐小太監趕去慈寧宮通報。 + +139 +00:13:17,071 --> 00:13:21,512 +果然太后吩咐落嚟，身子唔舒服，唔使叩見喇噉。 + +140 +00:13:22,534 --> 00:13:26,373 +公主啊唔見到母親好耐，個心好掛住佢就話： + +141 +00:13:27,149 --> 00:13:30,326 +太后身子唔舒服，我更加要睇下佢啦。 + +142 +00:13:30,899 --> 00:13:33,237 +講完，就直入太后間寢殿。 + +143 +00:13:33,872 --> 00:13:36,578 +嗰班太監宮女啊邊度敢攔佢呢？ + +144 +00:13:37,277 --> 00:13:43,944 +韋小寶着急喇佢話：殿下，殿下，太后佢老人家冷親啊，唔吹得風㗎。 + +145 +00:13:44,777 --> 00:13:48,991 +公主話：我慢慢入門，一啲風都唔帶入去嘅。 + +146 +00:13:51,000 --> 00:14:00,592 +推開寢殿道門，掀起門簾，只見羅帳低垂，太后瞓喺床上便，四名宮女就企喺床前。 + +147 +00:14:01,529 --> 00:14:06,351 +公主低聲話：太后，女兒叩頭啊。 + +148 +00:14:06,969 --> 00:14:09,543 +講完跪低，輕輕叩咗幾個頭。 + +149 +00:14:10,611 --> 00:14:13,798 +只聽見太后喺羅帳裏便嗯咗幾聲。 + +150 +00:14:14,650 --> 00:14:19,824 +噉公主行到床邊，正話想伸手掀起羅帳，一名宮女話： + +151 +00:14:20,541 --> 00:14:24,600 +殿下，太后吩咐邊個都唔好驚動太后啊。 + +152 +00:14:25,519 --> 00:14:34,568 +公主岌一岌頭，喺羅帳處掀開一條罅望入去，只見太后面向裏便，似乎瞓到好淰。 + +153 +00:14:35,244 --> 00:14:40,033 +公主細聲叫：太后，太后。 + +154 +00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:42,516 +太后冇應佢。 + +155 +00:14:43,488 --> 00:14:50,298 +公主冇法子啦，唯有放低羅帳啊靜靜退出嚟，個心一酸，忍唔住喊嘞。 + +156 +00:14:51,962 --> 00:14:56,510 +韋小寶見佢冇睇穿真相，安心嘞，就勸佢話： + +157 +00:14:57,189 --> 00:15:01,056 +公主住喺北京嚟，時時進宮嚟請安都得啦。 + +158 +00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:03,972 +太后好翻之後，再嚟慈寧宮啦。 + +159 +00:15:04,799 --> 00:15:08,128 +公主覺得有道理，就抹乾咗眼淚佢話： + +160 +00:15:09,141 --> 00:15:12,146 +我以前住嗰度唔知點呢？去睇下咯。 + +161 +00:15:12,634 --> 00:15:14,843 +講完，就行去自己嘅寢宮。 + +162 +00:15:15,471 --> 00:15:17,541 +韋小寶喺後便跟住佢行。 + +163 +00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:23,810 +公主以前住嘅建寧宮就喺慈寧宮側跟，噉一陣間就到嘞。 + +164 +00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:31,951 +公主嫁咗之後，建寧宮啊由太監、宮女灑掃看守，一切都好似舊時一樣。 + +165 +00:15:33,130 --> 00:15:40,370 +公主嚟到寢殿門口，見到韋小寶笑嘻嘻噉企喺門外唔肯入嚟，就紅住塊面話： + +166 +00:15:41,014 --> 00:15:43,151 +死太監，你點解唔入嚟唧？ + +167 +00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:50,032 +韋小寶笑住話：我呢個太監係假㗎，公主嘅寢殿唔入得㗎。 + +168 +00:15:50,961 --> 00:15:56,347 +公主一手扭住佢耳仔喝佢話：你唔入嚟我扭甩你隻狗耳仔。 + +169 +00:15:56,809 --> 00:15:59,129 +出力一掹，就將佢拉咗入寢殿。 + +170 +00:15:59,965 --> 00:16:02,583 +隨手關埋殿門，上咗門戌。 + +171 +00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:07,431 +韋小寶嚇到成個心啊卜卜卜亂咁跳佢低聲話： + +172 +00:16:07,821 --> 00:16:13,982 +公主啊，喺皇宮裏便唔能夠亂嚟㗎，我，我，我要殺頭啊噉就。 + +173 +00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:21,402 +公主嗰雙眼啊水汪汪噉，好似要滴水出嚟噉啊，佢話： + +174 +00:16:22,056 --> 00:16:26,277 +韋爵爺，我係你嘅奴才，我嚟服侍你。 + +175 +00:16:26,668 --> 00:16:30,071 +雙手一伸，緊緊噉將韋小寶抱到實一實。 + +176 +00:16:30,671 --> 00:16:33,752 +韋小寶笑住話：唔好啊，唔好呢。 + +177 +00:16:34,647 --> 00:16:42,273 +好，我去同皇帝哥哥講，你喺路上引誘我，叫我閹咗吳應熊嗰個僆仔，而家又唔睬我喇。 + +178 +00:16:43,008 --> 00:16:45,468 +一手喺佢大髀上面出力噉搣咗一下。 + +179 +00:16:47,012 --> 00:16:51,625 +噉啊過咗好耐好耐，兩個人先至喺寢宮裏便出嚟。 + +180 +00:16:52,411 --> 00:16:54,944 +公主滿面眉開眼笑佢話： + +181 +00:16:56,181 --> 00:17:01,516 +皇上吩咐你講羅剎國公主嘅事我聽，點解仲未講完就要走唧？ + +182 +00:17:02,479 --> 00:17:07,010 +韋小寶話：奴才，奴才下次至講你聽啦。 + +183 +00:17:08,032 --> 00:17:12,642 +公主啊咭咭聲咁笑，一反手，啪一聲，打咗佢一巴。 + +184 +00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:22,769 +建寧宮嘅太監宮女都係舊時嗰班人，一向都知道公主又嬌又蠻嘅脾氣，見佢出手打人個心諗嘞： + +185 +00:17:23,593 --> 00:17:27,542 +公主嫁咗人，啲脾氣啊一啲都冇改到。 + +186 +00:17:28,049 --> 00:17:33,220 +韋伯爵係皇上最寵愛嘅大臣，佢居然一伸手就打喎。 + +187 +00:17:35,242 --> 00:17:38,733 +噉兩個人返去上書房向康熙告辭。 + +188 +00:17:39,347 --> 00:17:47,027 +當時，個天已經係傍晚嘞，見到康熙對住枱上一張大地圖，正在凝神思索。 + +189 +00:17:47,731 --> 00:17:56,884 +公主話：皇帝哥哥，太后身子唔舒服，見佢唔到啊，過幾日我再嚟叩頭請安啦。 + +190 +00:17:57,928 --> 00:18:01,802 +康熙岌一岌頭話：下次等佢傳見你再嚟啦。 + +191 +00:18:02,357 --> 00:18:05,420 +講完，右手指住地圖問韋小寶話： + +192 +00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:11,368 +你哋喺貴州入雲南，不過喺廣西出嚟，噉邊條路容易行啲啊？ + +193 +00:18:12,421 --> 00:18:15,307 +原來佢喺度參詳雲南嘅地形啊。 + +194 +00:18:16,622 --> 00:18:24,995 +韋小寶話：雲南嘅山啊，好高㗎，無論喺貴州去又好，還是喺廣西去又好，都好難行嘅。 + +195 +00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:29,973 +多數個山路呢唔能夠行車，公主啊坐轎，奴才就騎馬咯。 + +196 +00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:37,924 +康熙岌一岌頭，忽然間，想起一件事佢就吩咐太監話：傳兵部車駕司郎中嚟。 + +197 +00:18:38,580 --> 00:18:44,490 +佢擰轉頭對公主話：你返屋企啦，出嚟咗成日嘞，額駙喺度等你啊。 + +198 +00:18:45,330 --> 00:18:49,074 +公主扁一扁個嘴話：佢先至唔等我啊。 + +199 +00:18:50,128 --> 00:19:00,783 +佢其實有心等埋韋小寶一齊出宮，噉一路講多幾句説話呢都係好嘅噉，而家聽見皇帝傳見大臣，有國事諮詢，佢就話： + +200 +00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:09,662 +皇帝哥哥，都咁夜喇，你仲要操心國家大事，從前父皇就冇你咁勤勞政務嘅。 + +201 +00:19:11,312 --> 00:19:16,403 +康熙嘅心一酸，諗起父皇孤零零喺五台山出家佢就話： + +202 +00:19:17,194 --> 00:19:23,274 +父皇聰明睿智，佢辦一個時辰嘅事，我三個時辰都辦唔完啊。 + +203 +00:19:24,477 --> 00:19:29,343 +我聽大家都話，皇帝哥哥係天縱英明，曠古少有。 + +204 +00:19:29,987 --> 00:19:35,306 +大家唔敢話你叻過父皇，就話係中國幾千年來少有嘅好皇帝啊。 + +205 +00:19:36,383 --> 00:19:38,429 +中國歷來嘅好皇帝就多咯。 + +206 +00:19:38,990 --> 00:19:48,009 +莫講話堯舜禹湯文武，三代以下，漢文帝、漢光武、唐太宗呢啲明主，真係令人羨慕啊。 + +207 +00:19:49,559 --> 00:19:56,253 +公主見到康熙講説話嘅時候，仍然係目不轉睛噉睇住地圖，就唔敢多講嘞。 + +208 +00:19:57,247 --> 00:20:06,430 +佢向韋小寶飛咗一眼，用手指向韋小寶指一指，又指一指自己，意思係話要佢時時嚟睇下自己。 + +209 +00:20:06,999 --> 00:20:12,656 +韋小寶會意嘞，噉輕輕岌一下頭，噉公主向康熙行禮，告辭咗就出去嘞。 + +210 +00:20:13,987 --> 00:20:16,944 +過咗一陣，康熙擔高頭佢話： + +211 +00:20:18,221 --> 00:20:24,583 +我哋做嗰啲大炮怕重過頭，大過頭，喺山路唔容易拖拉。 + +212 +00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:30,215 +韋小寶噉先至明白康熙係要運大炮去雲南打吳三桂。 + +213 +00:20:31,490 --> 00:20:36,284 +佢就話：係啊，奴才真係糊塗嘞，冇諗到呢一層添。 + +214 +00:20:36,746 --> 00:20:42,457 +最好呢，係做多啲小炮，兩匹馬都拉得逳嘅，入雲南就方便得多嘞。 + +215 +00:20:43,903 --> 00:20:52,549 +康熙話：山地會戰，唔能夠千軍萬馬噉一齊衝殺，步兵比馬兵更加緊要啊。 + +216 +00:20:54,313 --> 00:21:05,158 +過咗冇幾耐，兵部車駕司三名滿族郎中、一名漢族郎中啊一齊嚟到，噉叩見完喇，康熙問佢哋啲馬匹準備得點啊噉。 + +217 +00:21:07,131 --> 00:21:18,954 +兵部車駕司係主管驛遞同馬匹嘅事嘅，噉啊即刻詳細報告，話已經喺西域同蒙古，買咗幾多馬匹，喺關外又運到幾多馬匹。 + +218 +00:21:19,407 --> 00:21:25,345 +目前，總共有八萬五千幾匹良馬，正在繼續購置飼養噉。 + +219 +00:21:26,088 --> 00:21:28,850 +康熙聽咗好歡喜，嘉獎咗幾句。 + +220 +00:21:29,442 --> 00:21:31,921 +噉四名郎中啊叩頭謝恩嘞。 + +221 +00:21:32,715 --> 00:21:36,983 +嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/172.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/172.srt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d5dcb6b7b198f5ccdd1c889f3a92d30c987f095f --- /dev/null +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/172.srt @@ -0,0 +1,883 @@ +1 +00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,366 +前文再續啊書接上一回啊。 + +2 +00:00:04,854 --> 00:00:11,170 +話說康熙傳咗兵部車駕司郎中嚟，問佢哋啲馬匹準備嘅情形。 + +3 +00:00:11,918 --> 00:00:17,470 +車駕司郎中啊報告咗，康熙好歡喜，嘉獎咗佢哋幾句。 + +4 +00:00:18,451 --> 00:00:20,761 +噉四名郎中啊叩頭謝恩嘞。 + +5 +00:00:22,233 --> 00:00:24,253 +忽然間，韋小寶話： + +6 +00:00:24,951 --> 00:00:35,806 +皇上，聽講四川、雲南嘅馬匹同口外西域嘅馬唔同嘅，佢哋雖然細隻啲啊不過好有長力，擅長行山路，唔知係咪真嘅呢？ + +7 +00:00:36,768 --> 00:00:39,400 +康熙問四名郎中話：真唔真啊？ + +8 +00:00:40,372 --> 00:00:49,204 +嗰個漢族郎中話：回皇上，川馬滇馬耐勞負重，極有長力，行走山路確係好嘅。 + +9 +00:00:49,705 --> 00:00:57,546 +但係喺平地上衝鋒陷陣，遠遠唔及口外同西域馬，因此軍隊係唔用川馬滇馬嘅。 + +10 +00:00:58,720 --> 00:01:05,054 +康熙向韋小寶望咗一眼，問嗰個郎中話：我哋有幾多川馬滇馬啊？ + +11 +00:01:06,124 --> 00:01:13,764 +回皇上，喺四川同雲南駐防軍隊裏便，川馬滇馬好多，其他地方就好少喇。 + +12 +00:01:14,391 --> 00:01:16,893 +湖南駐防軍隊裏便有五百幾匹。 + +13 +00:01:17,751 --> 00:01:20,353 +康熙岌一岌頭佢話：出去啦。 + +14 +00:01:21,606 --> 00:01:25,277 +佢唔想向臣下洩漏佈置進攻雲南嘅用意。 + +15 +00:01:26,674 --> 00:01:32,583 +等四名郎中退出之後，就同韋小寶話：好彩你提醒。 + +16 +00:01:33,324 --> 00:01:36,987 +聽日就要下旨，要四川總督急速採辦川馬。 + +17 +00:01:37,378 --> 00:01:40,246 +呢件事，要做得十分隱秘先至好啊。 + +18 +00:01:41,274 --> 00:01:44,920 +韋小寶啊忽然笑起上嚟，神情非常得意。 + +19 +00:01:45,682 --> 00:01:47,010 +康熙問佢笑乜嘢啦。 + +20 +00:01:47,776 --> 00:01:55,912 +韋小寶話：吳額駙有批滇馬，啱啱喺雲南運嚟嘅，佢誇口話呢啲馬長力極之好。 + +21 +00:01:56,081 --> 00:01:59,167 +奴才就唔信，約好同佢比賽一下。 + +22 +00:01:59,399 --> 00:02:02,493 +滇馬係咪真係有長力呢等陣比賽過就知道嘞。 + +23 +00:02:04,045 --> 00:02:07,560 +噉你又要同佢好好比賽下咯，點樣比賽法啊？ + +24 +00:02:08,473 --> 00:02:12,490 +我哋講好喇，總共比賽十場，贏咗六場就算贏喇。 + +25 +00:02:13,990 --> 00:02:18,667 +只係賽十場啊，未必真係能夠知道滇馬嘅好處嘅噃。 + +26 +00:02:19,453 --> 00:02:21,470 +你知道佢有幾多匹滇馬運咗嚟啊？ + +27 +00:02:22,663 --> 00:02:27,092 +我睇佢嘅馬廄裏頭呢，總有五六十匹嘅，都係新運到嘅。 + +28 +00:02:28,001 --> 00:02:33,152 +噉你同佢賽五六十場啦，要鬥長路，最好係去西山，跑山路。 + +29 +00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:37,180 +康熙見到韋小寶面色有啲古怪嘞就話： + +30 +00:02:37,668 --> 00:02:42,835 +你阿爺吖咁冇用嘅，嗱，如果輸咗，彩金我同你出就係喇。 + +31 +00:02:43,801 --> 00:02:52,693 +韋小寶不便直白講畀皇帝聽，已經喺吳應熊嘅馬廄裏便做咗手腳，呢場比賽呢，自己已經贏咗九成九嘞。 + +32 +00:02:53,792 --> 00:03:02,334 +但係一比賽完，皇帝睇見噉嘅結果，就以為滇馬唔中用，將來行軍打仗就怕誤咗大事嘞。 + +33 +00:03:03,110 --> 00:03:06,961 +就微笑話：噉又唔係為咗彩金嘅。 + +34 +00:03:07,921 --> 00:03:10,944 +康熙忽然間覺得奇怪起上嚟，佢話： + +35 +00:03:12,112 --> 00:03:17,749 +滇馬有長力，吳應熊呢個嘢運一大批滇馬嚟北京做咩嘢呢？ + +36 +00:03:19,432 --> 00:03:22,800 +佢實係想出風頭唧，誇佢雲南嘅馬好咯。 + +37 +00:03:23,942 --> 00:03:29,942 +唔係啊，呢個嘢，呢個嘢想逃跑啊！ + +38 +00:03:31,092 --> 00:03:35,400 +韋小寶仲未明白噃，好奇怪噉問：逃跑？ + +39 +00:03:36,081 --> 00:03:36,486 +係。 + +40 +00:03:37,371 --> 00:03:37,970 +嚟人喇！ + +41 +00:03:38,792 --> 00:03:46,706 +康熙吩咐太監話：立即傳旨，緊閉九門，邊個都唔准出城，再傳額駙吳應熊入宮嚟見朕。 + +42 +00:03:47,437 --> 00:03:49,739 +幾名太監應咗就出去傳旨嘞。 + +43 +00:03:50,862 --> 00:03:57,251 +韋小寶話：皇上，你話吳應熊咁大膽，竟然要逃跑啊？ + +44 +00:03:59,013 --> 00:04:07,278 +但願我嘅估計唔準確啦，否則，即刻就要對吳三桂用兵，不過呢個時候我哋仲未曾佈置好啊。 + +45 +00:04:08,139 --> 00:04:11,430 +我哋未佈置好啫，吳三桂亦未必佈置好啊。 + +46 +00:04:12,226 --> 00:04:18,241 +唔係啊，吳三桂仲未到雲南就已經招兵買馬，立心造反嘞。 + +47 +00:04:19,059 --> 00:04:25,236 +佢已經搞咗十幾年，我呢，卻係喺呢一兩年先至着手大舉部署嘅啫。 + +48 +00:04:26,513 --> 00:04:31,442 +不過皇上英明智慧，部署一年，就頂得吳三桂部署二十年喇。 + +49 +00:04:32,542 --> 00:04:39,429 +康熙遞起隻腳向佢虛踢一腳笑住話：我踢你一腳，頂得吳三桂嗰個老嘢踢你二十腳啊。 + +50 +00:04:40,233 --> 00:04:49,117 +小桂子，你唔好睇輕吳三桂，呢個老嘢好會用兵打仗，李自成咁厲害嘞，都畀佢打垮。 + +51 +00:04:50,111 --> 00:04:52,730 +朝廷裏便冇一個將軍係佢對手。 + +52 +00:04:54,035 --> 00:04:58,904 +噉我哋以多為勝，皇上派十個將軍出去，十個打鬼佢一個咯。 + +53 +00:04:59,871 --> 00:05:02,682 +噉亦要有個能幹嘅大元帥至得㗎嘛。 + +54 +00:05:03,206 --> 00:05:08,190 +我手下如果有個徐達、常遇春或者係沐英噉我就唔使擔心嘞。 + +55 +00:05:08,870 --> 00:05:12,712 +皇上御駕親征啦，就叻過徐達、常遇春、沐英嘞。 + +56 +00:05:13,121 --> 00:05:16,466 +當年明太祖打陳友諒啊，佢亦係御駕親征嘅。 + +57 +00:05:17,652 --> 00:05:22,357 +你托大腳就容易咯，講咩腰腎魚湯英明智慧。 + +58 +00:05:23,182 --> 00:05:26,812 +真嘅英明，第一，就要有自知之明。 + +59 +00:05:27,301 --> 00:05:29,604 +行軍打仗非同小可。 + +60 +00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:33,864 +我從來都冇打過仗，點能夠係吳三桂嘅對手呢？ + +61 +00:05:34,611 --> 00:05:38,797 +幾十萬兵馬，一下指揮失當就不免一敗塗地。 + +62 +00:05:39,433 --> 00:05:45,032 +前明土木堡之變，皇帝信咗太監王振嘅説話，御駕親征。 + +63 +00:05:45,619 --> 00:05:52,428 +搞到幾十萬大軍，都畀嗰個太監糊里糊塗噉搞到全軍覆沒，連皇帝都畀敵人捉咗去。 + +64 +00:05:53,182 --> 00:05:56,158 +哎呀皇上啊，奴才呢個太監係假㗎咋。 + +65 +00:05:56,844 --> 00:06:05,801 +哈哈哈哈，你唔使咁怕，就算你呢個太監係真嘅，我又唔係前明英宗噉嘅昏君，會畀你亂咁嚟咩？ + +66 +00:06:06,693 --> 00:06:15,617 +冇錯喇，皇上神機妙算，非同小可，呢大戲裏頭係有得講㗎叫做，哈叫做乜乜之中，乜乜千里之外噉嘅。 + +67 +00:06:16,311 --> 00:06:19,743 +呵呵呵，呢句嘢太過難學嘞，唔教你嘞。 + +68 +00:06:20,326 --> 00:06:26,127 +噉傾咗輪偈，太監嚟報告話，九門提督已經奉旨關閉城門嘞。 + +69 +00:06:26,753 --> 00:06:31,073 +康熙正話稍為放心啲啦，另外一名太監跟住嚟稟奏話： + +70 +00:06:32,141 --> 00:06:37,785 +額駙出城打獵未返嚟，城門已經關閉，唔能夠出城宣召啊。 + +71 +00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:43,347 +康熙一拍張枱企起身話：果然走咗，建寧公主呢？ + +72 +00:06:44,299 --> 00:06:48,898 +嗰個太監話：回皇上，公主殿下仲喺宮裏便。 + +73 +00:06:49,653 --> 00:06:53,089 +呢個吳應熊吖，一啲夫妻情分都冇。 + +74 +00:06:54,512 --> 00:06:58,256 +韋小寶話：皇上，奴才而家就去追嗰個嘢返嚟。 + +75 +00:06:58,798 --> 00:07:03,988 +佢講好今日要同奴才賽馬嘅，忽然間出城打獵，的確唔對路啊。 + +76 +00:07:04,942 --> 00:07:08,794 +康熙問嗰個太監話：額駙幾時出城㗎？ + +77 +00:07:09,642 --> 00:07:17,247 +回皇上，奴才去額駙府宣旨，額駙府嘅總管話，今朝一早，額駙就出城去打獵喇。 + +78 +00:07:18,552 --> 00:07:28,720 +哼，嗰個嘢一定係今朝早得到尚可喜、耿精忠奉旨撤藩嘅消息，估計佢老豆即時要造反，就趕快鬆人。 + +79 +00:07:30,003 --> 00:07:34,960 +康熙擰轉頭對韋小寶話：佢已經走咗幾個時辰追唔到佢喇。 + +80 +00:07:36,358 --> 00:07:41,582 +佢喺雲南運咗幾十匹滇馬嚟，就係要一路換馬趯返去昆明啊。 + +81 +00:07:42,731 --> 00:07:50,652 +韋小寶諗：皇上真係料事如神啊，一聽到佢運咗大批滇馬嚟，就估到佢要逃走嘞。 + +82 +00:07:51,750 --> 00:07:55,003 +眼見康熙面色唔好，唔敢亂托大腳。 + +83 +00:07:55,811 --> 00:08:01,977 +佢忽然間想起一件事就話：皇上望安，奴才或者有法子捉嗰個嘢返嚟嘅。 + +84 +00:08:02,920 --> 00:08:04,843 +你有咩法子啊？亂咁噏。 + +85 +00:08:05,189 --> 00:08:11,181 +如果滇馬真係有長力，佢離開北京一遠，喬裝改扮，就點都追唔翻㗎嘞。 + +86 +00:08:12,412 --> 00:08:20,947 +韋小寶啊唔知馬夫頭頭係咪已經畀咗巴豆過吳應熊嗰批滇馬食，所以呢，就唔敢喺皇帝面前誇下海口。 + +87 +00:08:21,618 --> 00:08:28,344 +佢就話：食君之祿忠君之事吖嘛，奴才而家去追下，真係追唔上咯都冇法子啦。 + +88 +00:08:29,220 --> 00:08:29,644 +好！ + +89 +00:08:30,344 --> 00:08:38,150 +康熙攞起筆好快就寫咗一道上諭，扱咗玉璽，命令九門提督開城門，放韋小寶出去。 + +90 +00:08:38,443 --> 00:08:44,902 +佢話：你帶多啲驍騎營軍士去，吳應熊如果敢拒捕，就逳手同佢打過啦。 + +91 +00:08:45,467 --> 00:08:48,418 +講完，將調兵嘅金符交咗畀佢。 + +92 +00:08:49,009 --> 00:08:50,864 +韋小寶話：得令！ + +93 +00:08:51,148 --> 00:08:53,979 +接咗上諭，就向宮外飛奔出去嘞。 + +94 +00:08:55,292 --> 00:09:02,649 +公主正在喺皇宮門口等佢，見到佢快步跑出嚟就叫佢話：小桂子，你做咩嘢啊？ + +95 +00:09:03,267 --> 00:09:06,862 +韋小寶話：不得了啊不得了啊，你老公趯咗更啊。 + +96 +00:09:07,342 --> 00:09:09,846 +一步都冇停，反而跑得更快嘞。 + +97 +00:09:10,613 --> 00:09:14,880 +公主又鬧佢話：死太監你嘩冇釐規矩，快啲企喺處。 + +98 +00:09:15,622 --> 00:09:21,080 +我同公主捉老公啊，赴湯蹈火，在所不辭，披星戴月，馬不停蹄啊。 + +99 +00:09:22,037 --> 00:09:24,670 +胡言亂語早就去到遠遠嘞。 + +100 +00:09:26,481 --> 00:09:30,878 +韋小寶出到皇宮之外，上咗馬，飛馳回府。 + +101 +00:09:31,496 --> 00:09:41,012 +只見趙良棟陪住張勇等三個人喺花廳飲酒，立即轉身，召咗幾十名親兵嚟，捉咗張勇佢哋三個人。 + +102 +00:09:41,695 --> 00:09:46,833 +張勇話：請問都統大人，小將等犯咗咩嘢罪啊？ + +103 +00:09:48,253 --> 00:09:52,273 +韋小寶話：有上諭喺度，唔得閒同你講咁多啊。 + +104 +00:09:52,398 --> 00:09:57,899 +講完，將揸住喺手嘅上諭揚咗一揚，跟住就一連串噉下令嘞。 + +105 +00:09:58,638 --> 00:10:04,992 +調驍騎營軍士一千人、御前侍衞五十人，立即嚟府前聽令，預備馬匹。 + +106 +00:10:05,601 --> 00:10:07,146 +噉親兵接咗令呢就去嘞。 + +107 +00:10:08,132 --> 00:10:16,659 +韋小寶對趙良棟話：趙總兵，吳應熊嗰個嘢趯咗更啊，吳三桂要起兵造反，我哋快啲出城去追啦。 + +108 +00:10:17,628 --> 00:10:21,883 +趙良棟話：嗰個嘢真係大膽嘞，卑職聽由差遣。 + +109 +00:10:22,773 --> 00:10:28,917 +張勇、王進寶、孫思克三個人大吃一驚，你望我我望你。 + +110 +00:10:29,588 --> 00:10:32,412 +韋小寶對親兵話：看實呢三個人。 + +111 +00:10:32,633 --> 00:10:33,673 +趙總兵，我哋走。 + +112 +00:10:34,799 --> 00:10:43,128 +張勇話喇：韋都統，我哋係西涼人，做嘅係大清嘅官，從來都唔係平西王嘅嫡系。 + +113 +00:10:43,773 --> 00:10:50,393 +我哋三個人以前喺甘肅做武官，收尾先至調到雲南當差，一直受吳三桂排擠。 + +114 +00:10:51,338 --> 00:10:57,806 +佢調卑職三個人離開雲南，就係明知我哋三個人唔肯附逆，怕扠𢰸佢嘅大事啊。 + +115 +00:10:58,772 --> 00:11:02,792 +韋小寶話：我點知你講嘅説話係真定係假㗎。 + +116 +00:11:03,445 --> 00:11:10,756 +孫思克話：吳三桂舊年要殺我，全靠張提督力保，卑職先至保住個人頭。 + +117 +00:11:10,942 --> 00:11:13,162 +個心啊真係嬲到嗰個老嘢入骨啊。 + +118 +00:11:14,283 --> 00:11:20,372 +張勇話：卑職三個人，如果同吳應熊係同謀，點解又唔一齊逃走呢？ + +119 +00:11:21,311 --> 00:11:24,947 +韋小寶諗呢句説話亦講得幾啱，佢沉吟話： + +120 +00:11:25,671 --> 00:11:30,146 +好，你哋係唔係同吳三桂一路，等陣再詳細審問啦。 + +121 +00:11:30,581 --> 00:11:32,784 +趙總兵，追人緊要啊我哋走罷啦。 + +122 +00:11:33,429 --> 00:11:39,896 +張勇話：都統大人，王副將善於觀察馬跡，滇馬嘅蹄形佢一睇就知。 + +123 +00:11:41,282 --> 00:11:44,628 +韋小寶岌頭話：呢種本事好有用。 + +124 +00:11:45,364 --> 00:11:50,716 +不過帶埋你哋去，喺半路如果你搞起鬼上嚟，老子唔係上咗你大當？ + +125 +00:11:51,418 --> 00:11:58,064 +孫思克高聲話：都統大人，你將小將綁喺呢處，帶埋張提督同王副將去追。 + +126 +00:11:59,382 --> 00:12:03,632 +佢兩個人如果有咩咿逳，你返嚟一刀將小將殺咗就係嘞。 + +127 +00:12:04,277 --> 00:12:08,665 +好，你夠義氣，呢件事呢我都揸唔定主意嘅。 + +128 +00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:18,382 +嚟嚟嚟，張提督，我同你擲三手骰仔，如果你贏，就聽晒你嘅，如果我贏呢，就唯有借三位人頭嚟使下嘞。 + +129 +00:12:19,658 --> 00:12:24,242 +佢都唔等張勇出聲啊，即刻就話：嚟人啊，攞骰仔嚟。 + +130 +00:12:25,168 --> 00:12:30,291 +王進寶話：小將身邊有骰仔，你放開我，小將同你賭就係嘞。 + +131 +00:12:31,339 --> 00:12:35,182 +韋小寶好奇怪噃，噉啊吩咐親兵同佢鬆綁。 + +132 +00:12:35,689 --> 00:12:41,839 +王進寶喺袋攞咗三粒骰仔出嚟，嚓一下擲喺台上便，手法非常熟練。 + +133 +00:12:42,649 --> 00:12:46,640 +韋小寶又問嘞：乜你身邊，點會帶埋骰仔嘅？ + +134 +00:12:47,852 --> 00:12:51,472 +小將生平啊最鐘意賭，骰仔係隨身帶嘅。 + +135 +00:12:51,917 --> 00:12:54,897 +如果冇人同我賭咯，自己左手同右手賭咯。 + +136 +00:12:55,768 --> 00:12:59,285 +自己左手同右手賭啊，噉輸贏點計啊？ + +137 +00:12:59,991 --> 00:13:05,634 +左手輸咗，右手啊打左手一拳；右手輸咗呢，就左手打右手一拳咯。 + +138 +00:13:05,926 --> 00:13:11,699 +哈哈哈哈哈，哎呀過癮啊過癮啊，老兄同我真係志同道合喇，一定係好人。 + +139 +00:13:12,077 --> 00:13:14,845 +嚟，將嗰兩位將軍都放咗佢。 + +140 +00:13:15,365 --> 00:13:22,131 +王副將，我同你擲三手骰仔，無論係輸定贏，你哋都跟埋我去追吳應熊啦。 + +141 +00:13:22,593 --> 00:13:26,480 +如果係我贏喇，先頭得罪咗三位呢件事，噉就算數啦。 + +142 +00:13:26,831 --> 00:13:30,532 +如果係你贏呢，我就同三位叩頭賠罪。 + +143 +00:13:31,482 --> 00:13:36,269 +張勇等三人哈哈大笑都話：噉就唔敢當，噉就唔敢當。 + +144 +00:13:37,273 --> 00:13:47,687 +韋小寶攞起骰仔，正話要擲，親兵入嚟稟報話，驍騎營軍士，同御前侍衞都已經聚集好喇，喺府外聽候命令。 + +145 +00:13:48,269 --> 00:13:52,375 +韋小寶收起骰仔，佢話：事不宜遲，我哋追人緊要啊。 + +146 +00:13:52,686 --> 00:13:54,131 +四位將軍，一齊去啦。 + +147 +00:13:55,423 --> 00:14:03,366 +帶埋張勇、趙良棟等四人，點齊驍騎營軍士同御前侍衞，向南出城就追吳應熊嘞。 + +148 +00:14:05,141 --> 00:14:11,416 +王進寶喺前便帶路，追咗幾里，噉啊落馬睇下路上嘅馬蹄印，佢話： + +149 +00:14:12,472 --> 00:14:17,448 +都統大人，好奇怪啊，呢行人，屈咗向東便走嘞噃。 + +150 +00:14:18,839 --> 00:14:24,347 +噉就奇怪嘞，佢趯翻去雲南應該向南行至係㗎。 + +151 +00:14:24,933 --> 00:14:27,010 +好，大家向東面追。 + +152 +00:14:28,646 --> 00:14:34,713 +趙良棟個心思疑嘞佢諗：向東逃跑？太過冇道理吖。 + +153 +00:14:35,423 --> 00:14:39,776 +唔通王進寶故意引我哋行錯路，等吳應熊逃走？ + +154 +00:14:40,479 --> 00:14:45,661 +佢就話：都統大人，好唔好由小將另外帶一路人馬向南面追啊？ + +155 +00:14:46,632 --> 00:14:50,467 +韋小寶睇咗王進寶一眼，見佢唔高興就話： + +156 +00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:53,141 +唔使喇，大家由王副將帶路啦。 + +157 +00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:55,842 +滇馬係佢養嘅，佢唔會認錯嘅。 + +158 +00:14:56,402 --> 00:15:00,655 +佢吩咐親兵，攞兵器嚟，畀張勇佢哋三個人挑選。 + +159 +00:15:01,809 --> 00:15:04,012 +張勇攞咗一把大刀，佢話： + +160 +00:15:04,684 --> 00:15:09,421 +都統大人年紀雖然係輕啊，但係胸懷真係了不起。 + +161 +00:15:10,291 --> 00:15:19,071 +我哋係喺雲南嚟嘅軍官，而家吳三桂造反，都統大人居然對我哋推心置腹，一啲都唔疑心啊。 + +162 +00:15:20,708 --> 00:15:23,584 +韋小寶笑住話：你又唔使誇獎我。 + +163 +00:15:23,949 --> 00:15:28,148 +我而家呢係落注賭錢，所有銀兩買晒一飯。 + +164 +00:15:28,362 --> 00:15:32,931 +贏就大贏，既捉到吳應熊又交咗你哋三位好朋友。 + +165 +00:15:33,434 --> 00:15:37,237 +輸就輸清光，至多唔係畀你一刀斬咗。 + +166 +00:15:38,011 --> 00:15:40,000 +張勇歡喜到乜嘢噉佢話： + +167 +00:15:40,452 --> 00:15:44,482 +我哋西涼嘅好漢，最鐘意結交英雄好漢㗎嘞。 + +168 +00:15:44,909 --> 00:15:49,662 +承蒙韋都統睇得起，我張勇呢一世人，為你賣命。 + +169 +00:15:50,178 --> 00:15:53,840 +講完，掟咗把刀喺地，向韋小寶跪低就拜。 + +170 +00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:57,742 +王進寶同孫思克跟住跪低叩頭。 + +171 +00:15:58,526 --> 00:16:01,803 +韋小寶跳落馬，喺大路上跪低還禮。 + +172 +00:16:02,492 --> 00:16:06,283 +噉四個人拜完喇，企起身，相對哈哈大笑啊。 + +173 +00:16:06,865 --> 00:16:11,129 +韋小寶話：趙總兵，你都請過嚟大家拜一拜啦。 + +174 +00:16:12,071 --> 00:16:16,332 +今後就好似結成咗兄弟噉，有福同享有難同當。 + +175 +00:16:17,376 --> 00:16:23,902 +趙良棟話：我信唔過呢個王副將，等佢捉到吳應熊嘞，我再嚟同佢結拜啦。 + +176 +00:16:24,701 --> 00:16:31,504 +王進寶嬲嘞：我官階雖然係低，不過亦係條好漢，好稀罕同你結拜啊？ + +177 +00:16:32,011 --> 00:16:35,610 +講完跳翻上馬，飛跑向前就追蹤而去嘞。 + +178 +00:16:37,770 --> 00:16:45,911 +話説一行人向東面跑咗十幾里，王進寶啊跳落馬，仔細睇下路上嘅蹄印同埋馬屎。 + +179 +00:16:46,752 --> 00:16:51,092 +佢皺住眉頭話：奇怪，奇怪嘞。 + +180 +00:16:51,831 --> 00:16:54,227 +張勇連忙問佢：點啊，吓？ + +181 +00:16:55,072 --> 00:17:02,970 +王進寶話：啲馬屎又稀又爛，唔知咩緣故呢？唔似係我哋滇馬嘅馬屎啊。 + +182 +00:17:03,963 --> 00:17:07,060 +韋小寶一聽就歡喜嘞，哈哈大笑佢話： + +183 +00:17:07,557 --> 00:17:13,475 +噉就啱喇，貨真價實童叟無欺，呢啲啊，的的確確係吳應熊嘅馬隊。 + +184 +00:17:14,430 --> 00:17:20,511 +王進寶沉吟話：馬蹄印係冇錯㗎，就係馬屎太過奇怪唧。 + +185 +00:17:20,964 --> 00:17:22,934 +唔奇怪，一啲都唔奇怪。 + +186 +00:17:23,308 --> 00:17:29,273 +滇馬嚟到北京呢水土不服，一定要屙爛屎，總係要屙到七八日先至好嘅。 + +187 +00:17:29,691 --> 00:17:32,850 +只要馬屎係又稀又爛，噉一定係滇馬喇。 + +188 +00:17:33,848 --> 00:17:44,240 +王進寶睇咗佢一眼，見佢神情神神秘秘，似笑非笑，不由得將信將疑，就繼續向前追蹤。 + +189 +00:17:45,471 --> 00:17:49,326 +又跑咗一陣，見馬蹄印呢屈向東南。 + +190 +00:17:50,434 --> 00:17:57,200 +張勇話：都統大人，吳應熊要逃跑去天津衛，由塘沽出海啊。 + +191 +00:17:57,953 --> 00:18:06,043 +佢喺海邊一定預備咗船隻，由海路去廣西，再轉去雲南，以免喺路上畀官兵攔截啊。 + +192 +00:18:06,946 --> 00:18:16,127 +冇錯，由北京去昆明十萬八千里咁遠，隨時隨刻都會畀官兵攔住，仲係由海路去平安得多嘞。 + +193 +00:18:17,610 --> 00:18:19,129 +我哋要快啲追至得。 + +194 +00:18:19,667 --> 00:18:20,327 +點解呢？ + +195 +00:18:20,851 --> 00:18:27,054 +由京城到海邊，不過係幾百里路，佢不必體恤馬力，大可以搏命快跑嘅。 + +196 +00:18:27,739 --> 00:18:32,190 +啱，張大哥料事如神，果然係大將之才啊。 + +197 +00:18:33,421 --> 00:18:37,866 +張勇聽佢改口稱呼自己做大哥，個心啊更加歡喜嘞。 + +198 +00:18:38,768 --> 00:18:49,062 +韋小寶即時傳令，命令一隊驍騎營加急奔馳，去塘沽口水師傳令封鎖海口，所有船隻唔准出海。 + +199 +00:18:49,748 --> 00:18:52,277 +一名佐領接咗將令就帶兵去咗嘞。 + +200 +00:18:53,528 --> 00:18:58,106 +過咗冇幾耐，只見路邊有隻馬死咗，係滇馬。 + +201 +00:18:58,786 --> 00:19:04,178 +張勇好高興噉話：都統大人，王副將追呢條路果然冇錯啊。 + +202 +00:19:05,370 --> 00:19:09,962 +王進寶卻係愁眉苦面，神情非常之煩惱。 + +203 +00:19:10,353 --> 00:19:14,473 +韋小寶話：王三哥，你為咩事唔開心啊？ + +204 +00:19:15,401 --> 00:19:20,526 +王進寶個心諗：我又唔係排第三嘅，點解叫我做三哥呢？ + +205 +00:19:21,819 --> 00:19:31,150 +就話：小將養呢啲滇馬，每一匹都係千中選一嘅良駒，點解又屙爛屎，又喺路上倒斃呢？ + +206 +00:19:32,121 --> 00:19:36,710 +就算吳應熊搏命咁催趕啊，啲馬匹亦唔會咁論盡㗎。 + +207 +00:19:37,075 --> 00:19:39,820 +哎呀，真係可惜，真係可惜。 + +208 +00:19:40,991 --> 00:19:46,972 +韋小寶知道佢愛馬，當然就唔敢提偷偷喂巴豆嘅事嘞，佢話： + +209 +00:19:47,741 --> 00:19:57,129 +吳應熊呢個嘢啊，只係顧住逃命，跑死咗咁多好馬，嘥晒王三哥一片心血，嘿豈有此理，呢個嘢啊，都唔係人生嘅。 + +210 +00:19:58,278 --> 00:20:03,410 +王進寶話：都統大人點解叫小將做王三哥啊？真係唔敢當。 + +211 +00:20:04,367 --> 00:20:14,940 +哦，噉嘅，張大哥、趙二哥、王三哥、孫四哥，我啊睇邊位嘅鬍鬚白啲呢，就算佢年紀大啲啦。 + +212 +00:20:15,811 --> 00:20:17,086 +原來係噉嘅。 + +213 +00:20:17,432 --> 00:20:24,287 +吳三桂一家人啊冇一個係好種，當兵嘅唔愛馬，總係冇好下場嘅，唉。 + +214 +00:20:26,241 --> 00:20:32,173 +行咗幾里路，又見三匹馬倒斃喺路邊，越行死馬就越多。 + +215 +00:20:33,002 --> 00:20:38,853 +張勇忽然間話：都統大人，吳應熊嘅馬食錯咗嘢，跑唔逳嘞。 + +216 +00:20:39,573 --> 00:20:42,572 +不過要提防佢落咗馬趯入鄉村躲避噃。 + +217 +00:20:44,083 --> 00:20:48,242 +張大哥睇乜嘢事都早一步嘅，兄弟佩服之至啊。 + +218 +00:20:48,816 --> 00:20:52,543 +韋小寶即時傳令驍騎營，分開包抄上去。 + +219 +00:20:53,641 --> 00:20:58,083 +果然再追咗幾里路，北便一隊驍騎營大聲歡呼話： + +220 +00:20:58,466 --> 00:21:02,540 +捉住咗吳應熊喇，捉住咗吳應熊喇！ + +221 +00:21:03,064 --> 00:21:07,482 +嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/173.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/173.srt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..469f490bbb23c7e52ca2204de1bccfc52fd695dd --- /dev/null +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/173.srt @@ -0,0 +1,731 @@ +1 +00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,876 +前文再續啊書接上一回啊。 + +2 +00:00:04,462 --> 00:00:15,320 +話説韋小寶一彪人馬，再追咗幾里路，北便一隊驍騎營啊大聲歡呼話：捉住吳應熊喇，捉住吳應熊喇！ + +3 +00:00:16,340 --> 00:00:26,462 +韋小寶等人啊歡喜到極，噉跟住聲趕過去，遠遠望見大路旁邊嘅麥田裏便，幾百名驍騎營軍士圍成一個圈。 + +4 +00:00:27,702 --> 00:00:32,848 +呢一帶啊，尋日啱啱落咗場雨，麥田裏便啊好泥濘嘅。 + +5 +00:00:33,681 --> 00:00:39,422 +韋小寶佢哋跑馬埋去，噉眾軍士呢已經押住滿身泥污幾個人行過嚟。 + +6 +00:00:40,004 --> 00:00:51,223 +行先嘅，係吳應熊啊，不過係換咗服裝，着到好似個街市仔噉，一啲都唔似係個雍容華貴嘅金馬玉堂人物。 + +7 +00:00:52,330 --> 00:00:58,030 +韋小寶跳落馬向佢請咗個安，笑住話：額駙爺，你做戲啊？ + +8 +00:00:58,093 --> 00:01:04,802 +吖啱喇，皇上忽然間心血來潮，要想睇戲喎，噉吩咐小人嚟請你。 + +9 +00:01:05,393 --> 00:01:09,486 +你而家就去演畀皇上睇啦，嗨真係啱晒款喇，哈哈哈哈。 + +10 +00:01:09,602 --> 00:01:16,197 +你扮嘅係乞衣吖，噉唔係金玉奴棒打薄情郎裏便嗰個莫稽？哈哈。 + +11 +00:01:17,303 --> 00:01:23,758 +吳應熊早就驚到全身發抖，聽住韋小寶取笑佢一句説話都答唔出嘞。 + +12 +00:01:25,474 --> 00:01:33,226 +韋小寶興高采烈，押住吳應熊返北京，噉嚟到皇宮嘅時候呢，已經係第二日中午嘞。 + +13 +00:01:34,097 --> 00:01:38,946 +康熙已經得到御前侍衞飛馬報知，噉立即傳見。 + +14 +00:01:39,661 --> 00:01:43,429 +韋小寶泥塵滿面，故意唔抹佢啊。 + +15 +00:01:44,234 --> 00:01:52,745 +康熙一見，自不然覺得此人忠心辦事啊勞苦功高到極啦，就伸手拍下佢膊頭笑住問： + +16 +00:01:53,110 --> 00:01:58,806 +叉叉叉你，小桂子，你到底有咩嘢本事，居然將吳應熊捉咗返嚟㗎？ + +17 +00:01:59,976 --> 00:02:04,142 +韋小寶唔隱瞞嘞，就將毒馬嘅詭計講出嚟佢話： + +18 +00:02:04,787 --> 00:02:14,566 +奴才本來只係想贏佢一萬兩銀，等佢唔敢誇口，噉同時呢，奴才有錢使咯，同皇上出差去辦事嘅時候呢亦唔使貪污啦噉。 + +19 +00:02:15,113 --> 00:02:22,141 +點知皇上洪福齊天，噉奴才胡鬧一番，居然都令到吳三桂嘅奸計唔能夠得逞喎。 + +20 +00:02:22,515 --> 00:02:25,983 +可見呢個老嘢啊如果要造反，佢實輸無疑嘅。 + +21 +00:02:26,844 --> 00:02:36,618 +康熙哈哈大笑，覺得呢件事呢，真係冥冥中似乎有天意噉，自己嘅福氣確實好大啊，就笑住話： + +22 +00:02:37,413 --> 00:02:42,148 +我係有福嘅天子，你呢係福將，好喇，返去休息啦。 + +23 +00:02:43,082 --> 00:02:48,050 +吳應熊呢個嘢啊，已經交咗畀御前侍衞看管，聽由聖意處分嘞。 + +24 +00:02:48,906 --> 00:02:56,399 +嗯，我哋暫時不動聲色，仍然放佢返去額駙府，睇下吳三桂有咩動靜。 + +25 +00:02:57,119 --> 00:03:03,667 +最好佢知道個仔畀我捉咗翻嚟嘞，我又唔殺佢，從此就感恩起嚟，就唔再造反啦。 + +26 +00:03:04,493 --> 00:03:07,770 +係，皇上寬宏大量，腰腎魚湯啊。 + +27 +00:03:09,494 --> 00:03:16,519 +你派一隊驍騎營，前後把守額駙府門，有人出入，要仔細啲盤查。 + +28 +00:03:17,557 --> 00:03:21,301 +佢府裏便嘅騾馬，都拉晒出嚟，一匹不留。 + +29 +00:03:22,419 --> 00:03:24,903 +康熙講一句，韋小寶就應一句。 + +30 +00:03:25,766 --> 00:03:36,540 +康熙話：呢次嘅有功人員你開張單嚟，各有升賞，連嗰個放巴豆嘅馬夫頭頭，亦賞個官仔佢做下，哈哈哈哈哈哈。 + +31 +00:03:37,534 --> 00:03:45,739 +韋小寶跪低謝恩，將張勇、趙良棟、王進寶、孫思克四個人嘅名講咗，又話： + +32 +00:03:46,791 --> 00:03:58,638 +張勇等三將係雲南嘅將領，但係亦都明白效忠皇上，出力去捉吳應熊，可見吳三桂如果想造反啊，佢部下嘅將官，必定紛紛投降啫。 + +33 +00:04:00,163 --> 00:04:03,680 +張勇同嗰兩員副將唔肯附逆，噉啊好極嘞。 + +34 +00:04:04,748 --> 00:04:12,077 +張勇本來係甘肅嘅提督，另外嗰兩員副將，多數都唔係吳三桂嘅舊部嘅。 + +35 +00:04:12,534 --> 00:04:13,782 +皇上聖明啊。 + +36 +00:04:14,466 --> 00:04:20,013 +韋小寶出咗皇宮，親自將吳應熊押翻去額駙府，佢話： + +37 +00:04:20,623 --> 00:04:26,828 +駙馬爺，我喺皇上面前同你講咗唔少好話，噉先至保住你嘅人頭。 + +38 +00:04:27,611 --> 00:04:30,868 +你下次再逃走啊就連我個人頭都保唔住㗎喇。 + +39 +00:04:31,801 --> 00:04:35,508 +吳應熊啊一味多謝，之個心呢就不停咁鬧。 + +40 +00:04:36,728 --> 00:04:42,453 +只係幾十匹好馬點解半路連氣倒斃，搞到功敗垂成呢？ + +41 +00:04:43,315 --> 00:04:45,313 +呢條道理就始終唔明嘞。 + +42 +00:04:46,954 --> 00:04:54,243 +幾日之後，聖旨落嚟嘞，對韋小寶、張勇等，獎勉一番，噉啊各升咗一級。 + +43 +00:04:55,227 --> 00:05:05,092 +康熙又唔想咁張揚，以致激到吳三桂叛變，因此喺聖旨裏便呢只係含含糊糊，只係話各人辦事得力噉唧。 + +44 +00:05:06,802 --> 00:05:19,812 +吳應熊呢次一逃走啊，康熙估計吳三桂造反呢已經迫在眉睫，噉啊總算將吳應熊捉咗翻嚟，使到佢心有所忌，或者能夠將造反嘅事慢一慢。 + +45 +00:05:20,793 --> 00:05:28,457 +康熙呢一排調兵遣將，做炮買馬十分忙碌，只係庫房嘅銀兩呢有啲唔夠嘞。 + +46 +00:05:29,101 --> 00:05:37,937 +如果三藩一齊造反，再加埋台灣、蒙古、西藏三笪地方，噉啊同時要對付六處兵馬； + +47 +00:05:38,284 --> 00:05:47,261 +嗰陣時軍費使用啊就好似流水一樣，支付實在唔容易啊，所以只要慢得一日，就多一日嚟到籌備糧餉。 + +48 +00:05:49,294 --> 00:05:59,266 +康熙嘅心諗：好彩韋小寶破咗神龍島，又籠絡咗羅剎國唧，神龍島都話唔緊要啊，羅剎國呢確實係個大敵人。 + +49 +00:06:00,362 --> 00:06:04,712 +韋小寶此人不學無術，不過呢係一員福將。 + +50 +00:06:05,313 --> 00:06:10,867 +噉於是，落咗一道上諭，派佢前赴揚州，建造忠烈祠。 + +51 +00:06:12,001 --> 00:06:21,433 +暗中囑咐佢，南下嘅時候繞道河南，剿滅王屋山司徒伯雷嘅匪幫，剷除身邊嘅心腹之患。 + +52 +00:06:22,414 --> 00:06:27,824 +韋小寶啊奏請張勇等四將撥歸麾下，康熙當然准奏嘞。 + +53 +00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:40,573 +噉呢一日，韋小寶帶埋張勇等四將正話要起行，忽然間施瑯、黃甫，以及天地會嘅徐天川、風際中等人一齊嚟到喎。 + +54 +00:06:40,903 --> 00:06:43,418 +一見面，大家都歡喜到不得了。 + +55 +00:06:44,511 --> 00:06:58,310 +原來韋小寶中咗洪教主嘅美人計被擒，施瑯佢哋呢，就唔係唔敢返嚟噃，而係每日都坐住戰艦，喺各處海島尋找，希望能夠救翻韋小寶。 + +56 +00:06:59,222 --> 00:07:06,106 +徐天川等人啊仲分頭去遼東、直隸、山東三省嘅沿海同陸上尋訪。 + +57 +00:07:06,831 --> 00:07:11,760 +噉直到接到韋小寶喺北京發出嚟嘅消息，噉先至返嚟北京相會。 + +58 +00:07:12,830 --> 00:07:18,321 +韋小寶啊當然唔講被擒嘅醜事啦，胡言亂語噉掩飾一番。 + +59 +00:07:19,060 --> 00:07:22,989 +施瑯等人雖然唔係好信啊，不過亦唔敢多問。 + +60 +00:07:23,743 --> 00:07:29,893 +韋小寶又去奏明皇帝，講咗施瑯等人嘅功績，噉各人都有封賞。 + +61 +00:07:30,555 --> 00:07:36,397 +徐天川等天地會嘅兄弟就唔受清廷官祿嘅，韋小寶梗係唔提嘞。 + +62 +00:07:36,997 --> 00:07:41,724 +噉眾人喺北京大飲大食一輪，第日，就一齊起程。 + +63 +00:07:43,350 --> 00:07:52,183 +噉話説呢一日就嚟到王屋山下，韋小寶靜靜講畀天地會啲兄弟聽，話要去剿滅司徒伯雷。 + +64 +00:07:52,792 --> 00:07:55,740 +眾人都吃咗一驚噃，李力世話： + +65 +00:07:56,465 --> 00:07:59,719 +韋香主，呢件事唔做得㗎。 + +66 +00:08:00,296 --> 00:08:05,165 +司徒伯雷志在興復明室，係一位英雄好漢。 + +67 +00:08:05,663 --> 00:08:10,280 +我哋如果去將王屋山冚咗，噉就係為清廷出力咯噃。 + +68 +00:08:11,224 --> 00:08:18,946 +韋小寶話：原來噉嘅，唔怪得知我睇司徒老坑嗰啲徒弟啊，果然極有英雄氣概啦。 + +69 +00:08:19,832 --> 00:08:25,277 +不過我奉咗聖旨嚟剿王屋山，噉呢件事都幾為難嘅噃。 + +70 +00:08:26,062 --> 00:08:32,453 +玄貞道人話：韋香主喺朝廷嘅官職越做越大，都怕有啲唔妥。 + +71 +00:08:33,174 --> 00:08:37,258 +計我話呢，我哋同司徒伯雷聯手，一齊造反就算喇。 + +72 +00:08:38,225 --> 00:08:39,900 +祁彪清擰下頭話： + +73 +00:08:41,001 --> 00:08:45,947 +我哋第一步係借清廷之手，嚟對付吳三桂呢個大漢奸。 + +74 +00:08:46,681 --> 00:08:53,960 +韋香主如果喺呢個時候造反，講唔定小皇帝又去同吳三桂聯合起嚟噉就功虧一簣喇。 + +75 +00:08:55,273 --> 00:09:01,930 +韋小寶本來就唔想對康熙造反嘅，一聽呢句説話就連忙話：冇錯喇冇錯喇。 + +76 +00:09:02,455 --> 00:09:07,613 +我哋至緊要呢就係殺咗吳三桂先至再講，呢個係第一等嘅大事。 + +77 +00:09:07,942 --> 00:09:14,323 +司徒伯雷不過幾百人踎埋喺王屋山之嘛，小事一件啦，唔好因小失大啊。 + +78 +00:09:15,016 --> 00:09:21,867 +徐天川話：而家至緊要嘅呢，就係點樣向嗰個小皇帝搪塞交代唧。 + +79 +00:09:22,422 --> 00:09:31,307 +仲有，小皇帝有心喺揚州專門為史閣部起忠烈祠，呢件事，我哋亦唔能夠將佢搞軭㗎。 + +80 +00:09:32,188 --> 00:09:38,213 +史可法赤膽忠心，為國殉難，天下英雄豪傑人人都佩服嘅。 + +81 +00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:42,502 +天地會群龍聽徐天川一講，都好同意嘞。 + +82 +00:09:43,018 --> 00:09:51,641 +噉至於點樣向皇帝交代敷衍，噉就邊個都唔及韋小寶嘅本事咯，人人都望住佢，聽佢自己揸主意。 + +83 +00:09:52,652 --> 00:10:00,256 +韋小寶笑住話：既然王屋山唔打得咯，我哋就送個信畀司徒老兄，請佢老哥避開下啦。 + +84 +00:10:01,291 --> 00:10:05,764 +眾人沉吟咗一陣，都覺得仲係呢個計策可行。 + +85 +00:10:06,833 --> 00:10:16,532 +韋小寶想起嗰日擲骰仔賭命，王屋派嗰個小姑娘，曾柔瓜子口面，雙眼大大非常秀美可愛。 + +86 +00:10:16,989 --> 00:10:24,850 +佢諗：我同嗰個司徒老坑又冇交情，要送人情啊不如送畀曾姑娘咯。 + +87 +00:10:26,402 --> 00:10:35,897 +正喺呢個時候，張勇同趙良棟啊分別派人嚟報告，話已經將王屋山四面圍住，所有通路都已經截死嘞。 + +88 +00:10:37,131 --> 00:10:46,023 +原來韋小寶啊一入河南省境呢，就將圍剿王屋山嘅上諭，靜靜同張勇、趙良棟等四將講咗。 + +89 +00:10:46,860 --> 00:10:55,543 +四將啊不動聲色，分別帶領人馬，守住王屋山下各處通路要地，只係等待命令攻山唧。 + +90 +00:10:56,895 --> 00:11:06,407 +四將跟隨韋小寶之後啊，只係憑擒拿吳應熊咁輕而易舉嘅一件差事，就人人升咗官嘞，都好感激。 + +91 +00:11:06,872 --> 00:11:18,117 +只係盼望呢次出力立功，噉喺各處通路上掘好陷坑，佈滿絆馬索，弓箭手鉤鐮槍手啊守住四面八方。 + +92 +00:11:18,570 --> 00:11:23,306 +要將山上所有嘅人啊，個個擒拿活捉，唔畀走甩一個。 + +93 +00:11:24,258 --> 00:11:31,350 +四將都諗：五千幾名官兵，攻打山上千幾名土匪，贏咗有乜稀奇吖？ + +94 +00:11:32,137 --> 00:11:36,206 +只有唔畀一個人漏網，先至算係有啲小小功勞啊。 + +95 +00:11:38,092 --> 00:11:39,593 +不過韋小寶又噉諗嘞： + +96 +00:11:40,346 --> 00:11:48,264 +將司徒伯雷佢哋冚𠾴唥捉咗，亦唔係咩大功，天地會眾兄弟又極之唔讚成。 + +97 +00:11:48,900 --> 00:11:53,171 +江湖上嘅好漢，義氣為重，千祈唔能夠得罪咗朋友啊。 + +98 +00:11:54,454 --> 00:12:05,440 +正喺度考慮緊點樣向曾柔送信，放走王屋派眾師徒嘅時候，忽然間聽見沊沊沊沊，東面打起戰鼓，眾軍士吶喊連天。 + +99 +00:12:06,022 --> 00:12:09,470 +跟住哨探嚟報告話，山上有人衝殺落嚟啊噉。 + +100 +00:12:10,209 --> 00:12:18,690 +韋小寶個心諗：喺三軍之前，唔能夠下令放人嘅，只有捉住再講啦，慢慢想法子釋放就係喇。 + +101 +00:12:19,048 --> 00:12:23,310 +就傳令話：個個要活捉，一個都唔准殺傷。 + +102 +00:12:24,242 --> 00:12:26,121 +噉親兵就傳令出去嘞噃。 + +103 +00:12:26,503 --> 00:12:31,176 +韋小寶又加一句：尤其是係女仔啊更加唔准殺傷啊。 + +104 +00:12:32,312 --> 00:12:39,321 +一擸眼，見到徐天川、錢老本等人嘅神情，不禁塊面微微一紅個心諗： + +105 +00:12:39,588 --> 00:12:45,977 +哎你哋放心啦，呢次唔會再學似神龍島噉樣中美人計被擒㗎喇。 + +106 +00:12:48,051 --> 00:12:57,157 +佢帶埋天地會群雄，行去東便山路旁邊觀戰，只見半山上，百幾個人猛衝落山。 + +107 +00:12:57,952 --> 00:13:02,738 +官兵啊得咗主帥將令啊唔敢放箭啊，只係湧上去攔阻。 + +108 +00:13:03,410 --> 00:13:11,780 +只聽見吆喝嘅聲音啊此伏彼起，衝落山嘅人啊一個個跌落陷坑，畀鉤鐮槍手啊勾起嚟捉咗。 + +109 +00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:18,064 +韋小寶想睇下有冇捉到個曾柔啦噉，但係隔得遠喇，睇唔清楚。 + +110 +00:13:18,868 --> 00:13:25,872 +忽然間見到有個人，跳躍如飛，由一樖大樹跳去另外一樖大樹，飛跳落山。 + +111 +00:13:26,351 --> 00:13:30,822 +官兵上去攔佢，不過嗰個人啊快捷到極，竟然阻佢唔住噃。 + +112 +00:13:32,042 --> 00:13:35,132 +玄貞道人啊讚佢話：好身手啊。 + +113 +00:13:35,821 --> 00:13:40,452 +呢個人越跑越近，眼見再衝幾十丈呢就到山腳嘞。 + +114 +00:13:41,025 --> 00:13:46,384 +錢老本話：呢個人武功咁使得，唔通佢就係司徒伯雷？ + +115 +00:13:47,411 --> 00:13:53,222 +徐天川話：除咗司徒老英雄，只怕其他人亦冇噉樣嘅。 + +116 +00:13:53,755 --> 00:13:59,636 +一句説話都未講完啊，孫思克突然間話：呢個人好似吳三桂個衛士噃。 + +117 +00:14:01,172 --> 00:14:05,426 +正係講緊嘅時候，嗰個人，又已經衝近咗幾丈嘞。 + +118 +00:14:06,026 --> 00:14:08,237 +韋小寶話：捉起佢先至講啦。 + +119 +00:14:08,645 --> 00:14:11,540 +噉天地會群雄啊紛紛向嗰個人圍上去。 + +120 +00:14:12,567 --> 00:14:16,564 +只見嗰個人手舞鋼刀，斬倒咗幾名軍士。 + +121 +00:14:17,244 --> 00:14:24,428 +孫思克挺起長槍迎上去，睇清楚佢個樣呢就叫佢話：巴朗星，你走嚟呢處做乜嘢啊？ + +122 +00:14:25,958 --> 00:14:30,468 +呢個人啊，正係吳三桂身邊嘅親信衛士巴朗星。 + +123 +00:14:30,864 --> 00:14:37,622 +佢大聲話：我奉平西親王將令，為朝廷除害，殺咗反賊司徒伯雷喇。 + +124 +00:14:37,987 --> 00:14:39,552 +你哋為咩事要攔阻我啊？ + +125 +00:14:40,577 --> 00:14:48,953 +徐天川等人一聽，都大吃一驚啊，只見佢腰間掛住一個血肉模糊嘅人頭，都唔知係唔係司徒伯雷嘅。 + +126 +00:14:50,074 --> 00:14:52,906 +噉眾人一擁而上，將佢圍實。 + +127 +00:14:53,341 --> 00:14:59,418 +孫思克話：韋都統喺處，放低兵器上去參見，聽由都統大人發落啦。 + +128 +00:15:00,129 --> 00:15:01,775 +巴朗星話：好！ + +129 +00:15:02,317 --> 00:15:08,438 +將刀插入刀鞘，快步向韋小寶行過嚟，大聲話：參見都統大人。 + +130 +00:15:09,220 --> 00:15:10,072 +你喺呢處。 + +131 +00:15:10,597 --> 00:15:17,199 +巴朗星突然間一跳而起，雙手一上一下，分別揦韋小寶嘅面門同心口噃。 + +132 +00:15:18,328 --> 00:15:22,361 +韋小寶大叫話：哎呀乜你噉㗎？轉身就走。 + +133 +00:15:23,672 --> 00:15:32,630 +巴朗星武功精強啊，唓一聲，左手已經扯咗佢背脊一片衣衫嘞，右手呢，就向佢頭頂揦落去。 + +134 +00:15:33,331 --> 00:15:36,891 +突然間覺得右側一腳踢到嚟，來勢極快啊。 + +135 +00:15:37,229 --> 00:15:42,697 +巴朗星側身避開，嗰個人跟住迎面一掌，係風際中。 + +136 +00:15:43,287 --> 00:15:50,042 +巴朗星舉掌擋格個身一晃，突然間覺得後腰一緊，就已經畀徐天川抱實嘞。 + +137 +00:15:51,035 --> 00:15:54,917 +錢老本用手指督喺佢心口，巴朗星啊嗯咗一聲。 + +138 +00:15:55,770 --> 00:16:00,740 +風際中左腿橫掃，巴朗星企唔穩嘞，噼啪一聲跌低。 + +139 +00:16:01,283 --> 00:16:07,267 +錢老本啊將佢撳到實一實，親兵衝過嚟將佢綁住，推到韋小寶面前。 + +140 +00:16:08,030 --> 00:16:09,370 +巴朗星大聲話： + +141 +00:16:09,996 --> 00:16:18,441 +平西王嘅大軍日內就到喇，到其時啊，叫你哋一個個死無葬身之地，識時務嘅，快啲投降啦。 + +142 +00:16:19,389 --> 00:16:27,131 +韋小寶笑住話：乜平西王起兵嘞咩？我唔知道噃。佢老人家身體好吖嘛？ + +143 +00:16:28,236 --> 00:16:32,764 +巴朗星見佢神態和善，一時都唔明佢用意就話： + +144 +00:16:33,373 --> 00:16:37,869 +欽差大臣，你到過昆明嘅，平西王亦好睇重你。 + +145 +00:16:38,304 --> 00:16:44,128 +你係聰明人啦，為咩事做清廷嘅奴才呢？仲係早啲歸順平西王罷啦。 + +146 +00:16:45,387 --> 00:16:48,333 +徐天川啊踢咗佢𦣇柚一腳，喝佢話： + +147 +00:16:48,823 --> 00:16:54,606 +吳三桂呢個大漢奸卑鄙無恥，你做佢嘅奴才啊更加無恥啊。 + +148 +00:16:55,542 --> 00:17:01,332 +巴朗星發起惡嚟，擰轉頭一㞘口水，吐噉向徐天川吐過去。 + +149 +00:17:01,861 --> 00:17:06,428 +徐天川啊側身避開，呢㞘口水呢，吐中一名親兵塊面。 + +150 +00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:12,264 +韋小寶話：巴老兄，有說話慢慢講，唔使咁嬲嘅。 + +151 +00:17:13,048 --> 00:17:16,454 +你要我歸降平西王，亦唔係冇商量嘅。 + +152 +00:17:16,676 --> 00:17:19,444 +係嘞，你嚟王屋山有咩貴幹啊？ + +153 +00:17:20,596 --> 00:17:24,461 +同你講咗都唔緊要，橫掂司徒伯雷我已經殺咗嘞。 + +154 +00:17:25,123 --> 00:17:28,296 +講完，向掛腰間嘅人頭睇咗一眼。 + +155 +00:17:28,993 --> 00:17:32,800 +韋小寶話：平西王為咩事要殺佢呢？ + +156 +00:17:33,490 --> 00:17:37,190 +你跟我去見平西王啦，佢老人家自不然會同你講嘅。 + +157 +00:17:38,065 --> 00:17:42,180 +徐天川等人好嬲啊，舉起拳頭要打佢。 + +158 +00:17:42,887 --> 00:17:48,991 +韋小寶使下眼色叫大家唔好打，就叫親兵將巴朗星推入去中軍帳盤問。 + +159 +00:17:50,092 --> 00:17:59,498 +點知此人十分倔強噃，對吳三桂就極之忠心，噉只係勸韋小寶投降，其他嘅嘢呢半句都唔肯講。 + +160 +00:18:00,231 --> 00:18:04,847 +一搜佢個身，搜出咗一封扱咗朱紅大印嘅文書出嚟。 + +161 +00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:13,133 +韋小寶叫人讀畀佢聽啦，原來係吳三桂寫嘅偽詔，封司徒伯雷為開國將軍。 + +162 +00:18:14,162 --> 00:18:18,810 +噉啊問佢呢封文書嘅來歷啦，巴朗星啊睩大雙眼唔回答。 + +163 +00:18:19,781 --> 00:18:23,011 +韋小寶眼見問唔出咩嘢嘞，就吩咐押佢走。 + +164 +00:18:23,540 --> 00:18:29,291 +然後將其他捉翻嚟嘅人拷打審問，噉終於有人捱唔住打就講咗出嚟。 + +165 +00:18:30,801 --> 00:18:41,033 +原來吳三桂部署日內起兵造反，派咗親信巴朗星帶咗一小隊手下，去見舊部司徒伯雷，要佢響應。 + +166 +00:18:41,951 --> 00:18:50,187 +吳三桂啊囑咐巴朗星，司徒伯雷如果奉令呢，噉就最好啦，否則就殺咗佢，以防走漏密謀。 + +167 +00:18:51,628 --> 00:18:57,836 +初時司徒伯雷聽講話要起兵反清唄，十分歡喜，即刻應承共襄義舉。 + +168 +00:18:58,609 --> 00:19:10,169 +但係一問詳情，先至知道吳三桂唔係要興復明室，而係自己要做皇帝，呢個開國將軍嘅封號，更加講得明明白白嘞。 + +169 +00:19:10,689 --> 00:19:21,158 +噉司徒伯雷梗係唔肯接奉偽詔啦，噉啊要巴朗星返去講畀吳三桂知，如果擁戴明朝皇帝后代，佢堅決打前鋒，萬死不辭。 + +170 +00:19:21,902 --> 00:19:29,816 +噉但係吳三桂當年殺害桂王，而家自己再想做皇帝，天下忠於明朝嘅人呢決唔會歸附嘅。 + +171 +00:19:31,322 --> 00:19:39,706 +巴朗星又勸咗幾句，司徒伯雷拍枱大鬧，話吳三桂斷送漢家江山萬惡不赦； + +172 +00:19:40,212 --> 00:19:46,106 +如果改過自新呢，仲可以將功贖罪啊，否則，就要食其肉寢其皮噉。 + +173 +00:19:47,169 --> 00:19:57,356 +巴朗星就唔再講嘞，當晚，趁住司徒伯雷冇防備啊，突然將佢刺死，割咗佢個人頭，率領同黨啊逃跑下山。 + +174 +00:19:58,436 --> 00:20:00,779 +王屋派眾弟子啊追佢唔到。 + +175 +00:20:01,321 --> 00:20:06,605 +誰知官兵正喺呢個時候圍山，吳三桂嘅部屬一網被擒。 + +176 +00:20:07,049 --> 00:20:14,629 +噉巴朗星啊突然間向韋小寶襲擊，用意呢，係要捉住主帥作為要挾，以便佢哋逃跑唧噉。 + +177 +00:20:16,010 --> 00:20:20,641 +韋小寶問清楚喇，即刻召集天地會群龍商量。 + +178 +00:20:21,690 --> 00:20:32,397 +李力世話：韋香主，司徒老英雄忠肝義膽，不幸畀奸人殺死，我哋要好好地同佢收斂安葬至係啊。 + +179 +00:20:33,362 --> 00:20:37,836 +韋小寶話：我啊有個諗法，嗱，噉噉噉噉噉。 + +180 +00:20:38,333 --> 00:20:41,660 +眾人聽完一齊話好嘢，就分頭預備嘞。 + +181 +00:20:42,649 --> 00:20:45,307 +噉呢一日，官兵並冇攻山。 + +182 +00:20:45,930 --> 00:20:51,221 +王屋派班人呢，亦因為首領被殺就亂糟糟，只係嚴守山口唧。 + +183 +00:20:52,061 --> 00:20:56,710 +嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/174.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/174.srt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..453686a05b178efd05f1ee90084e9b797a80034a --- /dev/null +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/174.srt @@ -0,0 +1,763 @@ +1 +00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,846 +前文再續啊書接上一回啊。 + +2 +00:00:04,014 --> 00:00:13,856 +話説第二日一早，韋小寶啊率領天地會群雄，同埋一隊驍騎營官兵，帶齊各種嘢嚟到半山。 + +3 +00:00:14,256 --> 00:00:20,531 +就命令官兵駐扎待命，自己呢，同徐天川等以及親兵上山嘞。 + +4 +00:00:21,731 --> 00:00:27,879 +行咗里幾路，只見十幾名王屋派弟子手執兵器，攔住條路。 + +5 +00:00:28,684 --> 00:00:32,831 +徐天川一個人行上前，雙手呈上一張帖。 + +6 +00:00:33,706 --> 00:00:50,838 +帖上面寫住：晚生韋小寶，率同李力世、祁彪清、玄貞道人、風際中、樊綱、錢老本、高彥超等，謹來司徒老英雄靈前致祭噉。 + +7 +00:00:52,131 --> 00:01:02,491 +王屋派弟子見佢哋冇咩嘢敵意啊，後便又有人抬住一副棺材，又有香燭、溪錢等等，不禁大為奇怪啦就話： + +8 +00:01:03,002 --> 00:01:05,519 +請各位等陣，在下上去稟報啦。 + +9 +00:01:06,746 --> 00:01:12,090 +噉就有個人飛奔上山，其他嘅人仍然嚴密守住山路。 + +10 +00:01:13,194 --> 00:01:16,973 +韋小寶佢哋退開幾十步遠，坐喺啲石上面休息。 + +11 +00:01:18,052 --> 00:01:25,821 +過咗冇幾耐，山上有幾十人行落嚟嘞，當先一個人，就係往日會過嘅司徒鶴。 + +12 +00:01:26,804 --> 00:01:32,820 +佢係司徒伯雷嘅仔，噉山上首領逝世啊，王屋派就由佢當家作主嘞。 + +13 +00:01:34,296 --> 00:01:46,667 +韋小寶一雙眼睩嚟睩去，只係睇住佢後便，只見一個姑娘身材苗條，頭戴白花，乃係曾柔啊嘩好歡喜啊佢。 + +14 +00:01:47,841 --> 00:01:52,299 +司徒鶴高聲話：各位嚟到敝處有咩用意啊？ + +15 +00:01:53,373 --> 00:01:56,516 +講完，用手撳住腰間劍柄。 + +16 +00:01:57,377 --> 00:01:59,547 +錢老本上前抱拳行禮話： + +17 +00:02:00,334 --> 00:02:09,423 +敝上韋君，知道司徒老英雄不幸畀奸人所害非常痛悼，率領在下等人，前來老英雄靈前致祭啊。 + +18 +00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:13,668 +司徒鶴遠遠向韋小寶睇咗一眼佢話： + +19 +00:02:14,674 --> 00:02:19,557 +佢係朝廷嘅官員，率領官兵圍山，一定係不懷好意嘅。 + +20 +00:02:20,130 --> 00:02:23,374 +你哋想使奸計啊，我哋唔上你嘅當。 + +21 +00:02:23,979 --> 00:02:28,401 +錢老本話：請問殺害司徒老英雄嘅兇手係邊個呢？ + +22 +00:02:29,310 --> 00:02:33,117 +係吳三桂嘅衛士巴朗星，仲有佢手下一批惡賊。 + +23 +00:02:34,380 --> 00:02:37,519 +司徒少俠唔信敝上嘅好意噉亦難怪嘅。 + +24 +00:02:38,070 --> 00:02:39,663 +我哋將祭品呈上先。 + +25 +00:02:40,761 --> 00:02:43,376 +錢老本捩轉頭話：帶上嚟！ + +26 +00:02:44,435 --> 00:02:47,554 +噉兩名親兵，推住一個人慢慢行上嚟。 + +27 +00:02:48,304 --> 00:02:53,820 +呢個人手腳上便都用鐵鏈鎖住，頭殼用一塊黑布罩住。 + +28 +00:02:54,923 --> 00:02:58,924 +王屋派眾弟子都好奇怪嘞，唔知對方搞咩嘢鬼。 + +29 +00:03:00,424 --> 00:03:05,237 +嗰個人行到錢老本身後便，親兵就拉住鐵鏈唔畀佢再行嘞。 + +30 +00:03:05,797 --> 00:03:08,666 +錢老本話：司徒少俠請睇。 + +31 +00:03:09,128 --> 00:03:17,620 +一伸手，拉開嗰個人頭殼上便罩住嘅黑布，只見嗰個人橫眉怒目，乃係巴朗星啊。 + +32 +00:03:18,601 --> 00:03:23,769 +王屋派眾弟子一見，紛紛怒喝：係呢個奸賊喇，快啲殺咗佢！ + +33 +00:03:24,045 --> 00:03:28,416 +哐哐啷啷，各人舉起兵器，就要將巴朗星亂刀分屍嘞。 + +34 +00:03:29,571 --> 00:03:33,321 +司徒鶴雙手一攔，阻住各人，佢話：咪住！ + +35 +00:03:34,197 --> 00:03:39,871 +佢抱拳問錢老本話：閣下捉到奸人唔知要點樣處置呢？ + +36 +00:03:40,704 --> 00:03:48,481 +錢老本話：敝上對司徒老英雄素來敬仰，嗰日同司徒少俠又有一面之緣； + +37 +00:03:49,322 --> 00:03:59,588 +今日捉到呢個行兇奸人，連埋佢帶領嘅一班惡賊，冚𠾴唥要喺司徒老英雄靈前千刀萬剮，以慰老英雄在天之靈啊。 + +38 +00:04:00,849 --> 00:04:06,073 +司徒鶴打個特嘞，佢諗：天下邊度有噉樣嘅好事啊？ + +39 +00:04:07,069 --> 00:04:14,752 +佢望住巴朗星，個心啊將信將疑，佢諗：官兵咁狡猾，一定有奸計嘅。 + +40 +00:04:15,864 --> 00:04:23,360 +巴朗星突然間破口大罵司徒鶴：叉叉叉，你睇住老子又點啊？你嗰個老嘢啊都畀老子殺咗咯。 + +41 +00:04:24,313 --> 00:04:28,943 +錢老本右手一掌打正佢後心，左腳飛起，踢佢𦣇柚。 + +42 +00:04:29,633 --> 00:04:38,994 +巴朗星係手腳被綁住㗎，冇法子躲避，成個人向前𢴈出去，𢴈正司徒鶴身邊，點都躝唔翻起身。 + +43 +00:04:39,723 --> 00:04:46,830 +錢老本話：呢件係敝上嘅一件小小禮物，呢個奸人任由閣下處置啦。 + +44 +00:04:47,364 --> 00:04:49,612 +捩轉頭叫話：都帶上嚟！ + +45 +00:04:50,564 --> 00:04:56,619 +一隊親兵押住百幾名上咗鐐銬嘅犯人過嚟，每個人頭上都罩住黑布嘅。 + +46 +00:04:57,219 --> 00:05:02,064 +黑布揭開，露出面目嘞，原來冚𠾴唥都係巴朗星嘅部屬。 + +47 +00:05:02,733 --> 00:05:06,600 +錢老本話：請司徒少俠一齊帶走啦。 + +48 +00:05:07,425 --> 00:05:14,706 +到咗呢個地步，司徒鶴啊一啲懷疑都冇喇，佢對住韋小寶遠遠作咗個揖，佢話： + +49 +00:05:15,422 --> 00:05:18,373 +尊駕盛情，敝派感激不盡啊。 + +50 +00:05:18,794 --> 00:05:24,201 +佢諗：佢畀咗一個咁大交情過我哋，唔知想要我哋做乜嘢呢？ + +51 +00:05:24,953 --> 00:05:28,548 +唔通要我哋投降清廷？噉就點都唔得。 + +52 +00:05:29,671 --> 00:05:32,082 +韋小寶快步上前還禮佢話： + +53 +00:05:32,625 --> 00:05:40,017 +嗰日同司徒兄、曾姑娘賭咗一手骰仔，我一直都記住，我諗，幾時再嚟玩一手就好嘞。 + +54 +00:05:41,010 --> 00:05:50,255 +指住佢身後嗰副棺材話：司徒老英雄嘅遺體，就喺呢副棺材裏便，請你哋抬上山，聯埋喺身體上便安葬啦。 + +55 +00:05:51,472 --> 00:06:00,097 +司徒伯雷身首異處，首級畀巴朗星帶咗落山，王屋派眾弟子啊個個都悲憤到極。 + +56 +00:06:01,434 --> 00:06:11,340 +司徒鶴仲係怕係假㗎噃，就行近棺材，見到棺材仲未抌釘，掀開一睇，果然係父親嘅首級喺裏便。 + +57 +00:06:11,869 --> 00:06:15,590 +不由得悲哀起上嚟，跪喺地下放聲痛哭。 + +58 +00:06:16,526 --> 00:06:20,151 +其餘嘅弟子見到噉樣，就一齊跪低喊嘞。 + +59 +00:06:21,828 --> 00:06:27,530 +司徒鶴企起身，叫四名師弟嚟抬咗棺材上山，佢對韋小寶話： + +60 +00:06:28,402 --> 00:06:31,297 +請尊駕去先父靈前，上一炷香啦。 + +61 +00:06:31,942 --> 00:06:35,857 +韋小寶話：好，應該向老英雄靈前叩頭嘅。 + +62 +00:06:36,116 --> 00:06:42,874 +就命令眾親兵喺山口等候，只係帶住雙兒，同天地會兄弟，跟住司徒鶴上山。 + +63 +00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:48,958 +韋小寶行到曾柔身邊，低聲話：曾姑娘，你好嘛？ + +64 +00:06:49,773 --> 00:06:56,294 +曾柔塊面啊淚痕未乾，一雙眼喊到紅一紅，更加顯得楚楚可憐。 + +65 +00:06:57,051 --> 00:07:03,769 +佢擔高頭抽抽噎噎噉話：你，你係哇啦哇啦將軍啊？ + +66 +00:07:04,520 --> 00:07:08,650 +韋小寶歡喜到乜嘢噉，佢話：吖你記得我個名啊？ + +67 +00:07:09,510 --> 00:07:13,833 +曾柔耷低個頭，嗯噉應咗一聲，塊面啊微微一紅。 + +68 +00:07:14,790 --> 00:07:19,039 +佢塊面噉樣一紅，韋小寶個心啊當堂暈浪喇。 + +69 +00:07:20,286 --> 00:07:21,911 +佢為咩見到我要面紅呢？ + +70 +00:07:22,734 --> 00:07:29,943 +男人笑眯眯，心裏想詭計；女人面紅紅，心裏想老公。 + +71 +00:07:30,690 --> 00:07:32,716 +唔通佢想我做佢老公？ + +72 +00:07:33,918 --> 00:07:36,620 +啊唔知我畀佢嘅骰仔仲喺唔喺處呢嚱？ + +73 +00:07:37,422 --> 00:07:42,614 +於是就低聲噉話：曾姑娘啊，上次我畀你嘅嘢仲喺唔喺處啊？ + +74 +00:07:43,385 --> 00:07:45,080 +曾柔塊面又試紅嘞。 + +75 +00:07:46,376 --> 00:07:48,668 +乜嘢啊？我唔記得嘞。 + +76 +00:07:49,863 --> 00:07:53,273 +韋小寶好失望啦，唉噉歎一口氣。 + +77 +00:07:54,098 --> 00:07:58,706 +曾柔捩過頭嚟，輕輕笑咗一笑低聲話：密十。 + +78 +00:07:59,470 --> 00:08:07,976 +韋小寶歡喜到癲喇，個心啊好似有啲嘢喺度撓下撓下噉，佢低聲話：我係密十，你係至尊。 + +79 +00:08:08,963 --> 00:08:12,711 +曾柔唔理佢喇，快步向前，行到司徒鶴身邊。 + +80 +00:08:14,641 --> 00:08:22,583 +嗰座王屋山啊，四面好似畀刀削過噉樣嘅，形狀啊好似帝王嘅車蓋，所以啊得呢個名。 + +81 +00:08:23,648 --> 00:08:29,824 +最高嗰處稱之為天壇，東便有日精峰，西有月華峰。 + +82 +00:08:30,762 --> 00:08:34,398 +噉一行人跟住司徒鶴嚟到天壇以北嘅王母洞。 + +83 +00:08:34,860 --> 00:08:38,273 +一路上蒼松翠柏，山景清幽。 + +84 +00:08:39,182 --> 00:08:49,778 +王屋山喺道書裏便叫做清虛小有洞天啊，天下三十六洞天之中呢就名列第一，相傳係黃帝會王母嘅地方。 + +85 +00:08:50,911 --> 00:08:57,339 +王屋派班人呢就居住喺王母洞同埋附近各個山洞裏便，冬暖夏涼就好過住屋啊。 + +86 +00:08:58,593 --> 00:09:01,759 +司徒伯雷嘅靈位，設喺王母洞裏便。 + +87 +00:09:02,633 --> 00:09:06,172 +弟子將首級同身體聯翻好之後呢就入殮嘞。 + +88 +00:09:07,412 --> 00:09:12,560 +韋小寶率領天地會眾兄弟喺靈前上香致祭，跪低叩頭。 + +89 +00:09:13,301 --> 00:09:19,172 +佢諗：要討好曾姑娘，就要喊得越悲哀越好㗎噃。 + +90 +00:09:20,482 --> 00:09:23,615 +整色整水假喊係佢拿手好戲啦。 + +91 +00:09:24,832 --> 00:09:43,467 +諗起喺皇宮好幾次畀老舉乸毆打嘅慘酷，畀洪教主捉到之後嘅驚險，一而再再而三噉畀方怡欺騙嗰種衰法，阿珂呢只愛鄭克塽嗰啲無可奈何，唉不由得悲從中來就放聲大哭啊。 + +92 +00:09:44,380 --> 00:09:53,080 +初初喊嘅時候呢，仲有啲勉強嘅，不過喊開咗頭就順理成章嘞，越喊越悲切，佢大聲噉話： + +93 +00:09:53,387 --> 00:10:03,810 +啊哈啊啊，哈，啊，司徒老英雄，晚輩久聞你係一位忠臣義士，英雄好漢。 + +94 +00:10:04,885 --> 00:10:17,124 +當年見到你公子嘅劍法，又知道你武功使得，希望能夠拜喺你嘅門下，做個徒子徒孫，學幾招武功，亦可以喺江湖上揚眉吐氣啦。 + +95 +00:10:17,742 --> 00:10:29,721 +唉點知你老人家，畀奸人所害，啊啊啊，真係令人傷心到極啊，啊，啊。 + +96 +00:10:30,709 --> 00:10:40,250 +司徒鶴、曾柔等人啊本來已經傷心欲絕，聽到噉樣一喊，當堂成個王母洞啊哭聲震天哀嚎動地啊。 + +97 +00:10:41,477 --> 00:10:50,048 +徐天川、錢老本等人呢本來就唔想喊嘅，亦不禁畀啲人嘅悲戚感動，灑咗幾滴眼淚嘞。 + +98 +00:10:51,410 --> 00:11:00,287 +韋小寶捶胸頓足，喊到冇停，反而王屋派弟子啊猛咁勸佢安慰佢，噉先至收聲唔喊。 + +99 +00:11:01,144 --> 00:11:05,784 +佢將巴朗星拉過嚟，攞咗把鋼刀，交畀司徒鶴佢話： + +100 +00:11:06,184 --> 00:11:09,854 +司徒少俠，你殺咗呢個奸賊啦，為令尊報仇啊。 + +101 +00:11:10,509 --> 00:11:14,271 +司徒鶴一刀割咗巴朗星嘅首級，放喺供桌上便。 + +102 +00:11:14,942 --> 00:11:18,500 +王屋派弟子一齊向韋小寶拜謝大恩。 + +103 +00:11:19,890 --> 00:11:24,322 +噉樣一嚟，王屋派各人啊自不然對佢感恩戴德嘞。 + +104 +00:11:25,451 --> 00:11:33,654 +何況當日韋小寶將司徒鶴班人捉住之後，又送銀過佢哋放翻晒啲人，送咗一個極大嘅交情。 + +105 +00:11:34,874 --> 00:11:40,467 +但佢係清廷貴官啊，點解會噉樣呢？眾人係始終唔明白。 + +106 +00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:48,096 +錢老本將司徒鶴拉埋一邊，講明自己一班人係天地會青木堂兄弟。 + +107 +00:11:48,902 --> 00:11:56,849 +不過對於韋小寶喺朝廷做官，佢嘅身份就唔能夠公開嘅，至怕一洩漏出去啊，就壞咗大事嘞。 + +108 +00:11:57,054 --> 00:12:05,124 +噉只有含糊其辭，話佢為人極之有義氣，身在曹營心在漢，眾兄弟呢當佢係好朋友噉。 + +109 +00:12:05,912 --> 00:12:10,143 +司徒鶴聽咗之後就恍然大悟，噉更加連聲多謝啦。 + +110 +00:12:11,384 --> 00:12:20,301 +跟住又講起王屋派今後嘅出處，司徒鶴話佢哋嘅首領被害，又撞啱官兵圍山，都冇想過呢件事啊噉。 + +111 +00:12:21,105 --> 00:12:23,497 +錢老本就透露招攬嘅意思嘞。 + +112 +00:12:24,581 --> 00:12:34,612 +天地會喺江湖上威名極盛，直情係世上反清復明嘅領袖，王屋派向來都非常敬慕嘅，噉又係志同道合。 + +113 +00:12:35,487 --> 00:12:44,246 +司徒鶴一聽就好歡喜，就同王屋派嘅叔父，與及各師兄弟啊商議，結果係人人讚同噃。 + +114 +00:12:44,854 --> 00:12:47,253 +佢即刻就向錢老本請求加盟啦。 + +115 +00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:52,809 +錢老本呢個時候先至對佢講明，韋小寶啊，係青木堂嘅香主噉。 + +116 +00:12:53,892 --> 00:13:00,482 +當日下午，天地會青木堂喺王母洞大開香堂，接納王屋派各人入會嘞。 + +117 +00:13:01,162 --> 00:13:05,171 +噉各人拜過香主之後，都係韋小寶個部屬咯噃。 + +118 +00:13:05,616 --> 00:13:12,466 +韋小寶開心喇，飲過結盟酒之後就想開賭，同新舊兄弟大賭一場。 + +119 +00:13:13,430 --> 00:13:22,313 +李力世、錢老本等啊連忙勸佢唔好，話噉樣興高采烈賭錢，未免對啱啱逝世嘅司徒伯雷不敬啊噉。 + +120 +00:13:23,744 --> 00:13:29,133 +韋小寶賭唔成錢有啲掃興，佢問起王屋派嘅善後事宜。 + +121 +00:13:29,946 --> 00:13:37,135 +李力世話：王屋山喺山西、河南兩省交界，唔屬我哋青木堂管轄嘅。 + +122 +00:13:37,879 --> 00:13:50,050 +按照本會規矩，越界收兄弟入會係可以嘅，但係各堂兄弟就唔能夠越界辦事，最好呢，請司徒兄弟各位搬去直隸省居住就好喇。 + +123 +00:13:50,896 --> 00:14:01,544 +錢老本話：清廷皇帝派韋香主嚟攻打王屋山，司徒兄弟同埋各位以後如果唔喺王屋山呢，韋香主就易於上報啦。 + +124 +00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:06,432 +司徒鶴話：冇錯，小弟謹遵各位大哥吩咐。 + +125 +00:14:06,991 --> 00:14:13,467 +韋小寶話：司徒大哥，而家我哋要去揚州，同史閣部起一座忠烈祠。 + +126 +00:14:14,111 --> 00:14:17,373 +呢個祠堂起好啊，大家就去打吳三桂喇。 + +127 +00:14:18,355 --> 00:14:31,098 +司徒鶴企起身嚟大聲話：韋香主去打吳三桂，屬下願為前鋒，率同師兄弟姊妹，同吳三桂呢個惡賊拼個死活，為先父報仇雪恨啊。 + +128 +00:14:32,518 --> 00:14:35,054 +韋小寶話：噉就最好啦。 + +129 +00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:40,546 +嗱，各位而家呢就跟我去揚州，不過啊要扮作官兵，委屈一啲唧。 + +130 +00:14:41,102 --> 00:14:45,643 +司徒鶴話：為咗打吳三桂，再大嘅委屈都係甘心嘅。 + +131 +00:14:46,123 --> 00:14:49,877 +韋香主做得清廷嘅官咯，我哋當然亦做得官兵啦。 + +132 +00:14:50,099 --> 00:14:53,476 +何況李大哥、徐大哥各位，都係扮作官兵嘞。 + +133 +00:14:54,691 --> 00:14:59,666 +當晚眾人同司徒伯雷安葬之後，執埋嘢就落山。 + +134 +00:15:00,572 --> 00:15:03,548 +會武功嘅男子跟住韋小寶去揚州。 + +135 +00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:12,382 +老弱婦孺呢就去保定府擇地安居，噉嗰度有天地會青木堂嘅分舵，自不然有人照應妥當㗎嘞。 + +136 +00:15:13,533 --> 00:15:23,124 +韋小寶對張勇佢哋話，王屋山匪徒呢眼見畀大軍圍住，知道難以逃跑，噉經過一番開導，大家一齊歸降。 + +137 +00:15:23,391 --> 00:15:26,211 +佢又已經招安咗佢哋收編為官兵嘞噉。 + +138 +00:15:27,059 --> 00:15:33,748 +張勇等一齊向佢慶賀啦，話都統兵不血刃，平定咗王屋山嘅悍匪，立下大功嘞。 + +139 +00:15:34,991 --> 00:15:44,957 +韋小寶話：呢啲係四位將軍嘅功勞啫，如果唔係你哋沊沊𡃈噉圍住啊，使到匪徒插翅難飛，佢哋亦決唔肯投降嘅。 + +140 +00:15:45,303 --> 00:15:47,980 +等兄弟申報朝廷，各有升賞。 + +141 +00:15:48,536 --> 00:15:58,620 +噉啊四將好高興啊，知道兵部尚書明珠呢對佢係竭力奉承嘅，只要係韋都統奏報嘅功勞，兵部一定係從優敘議嘅。 + +142 +00:16:00,190 --> 00:16:09,986 +韋小寶初時啊擔心曾柔跟埋王屋派嘅婦孺，去保定府安居，但如果指定要佢一齊去揚州又有啲講唔出口啊。 + +143 +00:16:10,678 --> 00:16:16,683 +及至見到佢換上男裝，同司徒鶴等一齊行，個心啊真係歡喜到極啊。 + +144 +00:16:17,038 --> 00:16:20,528 +一路上，佢總係想搵個機會同佢親熱一番嘅。 + +145 +00:16:21,249 --> 00:16:28,363 +不過曾柔同眾位師兄寸步不離，見到佢呢，只係腼腼腆腆噉微微笑唔出聲。 + +146 +00:16:29,511 --> 00:16:37,292 +韋小寶想同佢講句親熱説話，始終不得其便，搞到佢啊，唉心痕痕，冇法子嘞。 + +147 +00:16:38,341 --> 00:16:44,494 +如果佢只係清軍主帥，早就假公濟私，調呢個小親兵入營侍候嘞。 + +148 +00:16:45,175 --> 00:16:56,090 +但係身為天地會香主，調戲會中婦女乃係極嚴厲嘅禁令，而且眾兄弟面子亦唔好睇吖，只有猛咁吞口水，等候機會係嘞。 + +149 +00:16:58,163 --> 00:17:04,307 +話說韋小寶一行去揚州，沿途官員迎送，賄賂極之豐富。 + +150 +00:17:04,844 --> 00:17:09,947 +韋小寶梗係來者不拒定啦，一路南下，行李啊一日重過一日。 + +151 +00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:19,017 +佢同天地會啲兄弟講，我哋噉樣啊係敗壞清廷嘅名聲，賄賂收得越多呢，百姓就越憤怒。 + +152 +00:17:19,755 --> 00:17:24,913 +各地官員嘅名聲唔好嘞，噉將來起兵造反，就越容易成功嘞。 + +153 +00:17:25,632 --> 00:17:28,287 +噉徐天川等人都覺得好啱噃。 + +154 +00:17:30,569 --> 00:17:32,137 +呢一日嚟到揚州嘞。 + +155 +00:17:32,872 --> 00:17:53,550 +兩江總督麻勒吉、江寧巡撫馬佑以下，布政使、按察使、學政、淮陽道、糧道、河工道、揚州府知府、江都縣知縣，以及各級武官，噉啊早就得到消息，出城幾里之外嚟到迎接。 + +156 +00:17:55,127 --> 00:18:05,231 +欽差行轅啊設喺淮陽道道台衙門，韋小寶啊覺得太過拘促咯，只係住得一晚，就對道台話要另外搬個地方。 + +157 +00:18:06,151 --> 00:18:14,723 +佢諗：行轅最好呢就設喺麗春院喇，欽賜衣錦榮歸，梗係返去故居最威風啦。 + +158 +00:18:15,610 --> 00:18:20,039 +但係欽差大臣將行轅設喺妓院，到底講唔過去㗎。 + +159 +00:18:21,311 --> 00:18:36,281 +諗諗諗，諗當日喺揚州嘅時候，所懷抱嘅雄心大志啊，除咗開幾間大妓院之外呢，就係將禪智寺前面，芍藥圃裏頭嘅芍藥花冚𠾴唥連根拔起嘞。 + +160 +00:18:37,391 --> 00:18:38,536 +噉點解會噉呢？ + +161 +00:18:39,598 --> 00:18:48,622 +揚州芍藥就名揚天下，禪智寺前面嘅芍藥圃尤其是係宏偉，名種千百花大如碗。 + +162 +00:18:49,831 --> 00:18:59,195 +韋小寶喺十歲嗰一年啊，就曾經同一班頑童去玩嘅，見啲芍藥開得咁靚，就拗咗兩朵搦嚟玩咯噃。 + +163 +00:18:59,488 --> 00:19:03,948 +畀廟裏頭嘅和尚見到就搶翻兩朵花，仲摑咗佢兩巴。 + +164 +00:19:04,596 --> 00:19:11,469 +韋小寶又踢又咬，同嗰個和尚打鬧起上嚟，畀嗰個肥大和尚推咗喺地下踢咗幾腳。 + +165 +00:19:12,311 --> 00:19:16,254 +噉嗰班頑童㗾噉湧上去，亂咁掹啲芍藥咯噃。 + +166 +00:19:17,451 --> 00:19:25,985 +噉嗰個和尚咪叫人囉，寺裏便一群和尚同埋火工湧出嚟，手執棍棒，將嗰班頑童趕走。 + +167 +00:19:27,027 --> 00:19:33,295 +韋小寶係禍首啊，梗係捱咗唔少棍棒定㗎啦，頭殼啊仲腫起一個高樓。 + +168 +00:19:33,793 --> 00:19:37,274 +返到麗春院，又畀母親啊罰一餐冇飯食。 + +169 +00:19:38,121 --> 00:19:46,717 +雖然，佢終於去廚房啊偷咗個包食，但對於禪智寺採花受辱呢件事啊，卻係引為奇恥大辱嘅。 + +170 +00:19:47,931 --> 00:19:56,870 +第日佢嚟到禪智寺前便，隔遠遠噉破口大罵，由如來佛嘅老母啊一定鬧到和尚個女，佢宣稱： + +171 +00:19:57,514 --> 00:20:04,251 +終須有日，老子要掹清光廟前面嘅芍藥，將你呢間臭廟啊踏為平地，掘為屎氹。 + +172 +00:20:04,686 --> 00:20:08,636 +一直鬧到廟裏頭嘅和尚追出嚟佢拔足飛奔為止。 + +173 +00:20:10,100 --> 00:20:13,260 +過得幾年，呢件事早就唔記得嘞。 + +174 +00:20:14,551 --> 00:20:24,019 +今日返到揚州，要搵地方做行轅，噉佢先至諗起禪智寺嚟，就同淮陽道道台講咗，有心去作踐一番。 + +175 +00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:30,421 +嗰個道台諗：禪智寺係佛門聖地，千年古剎。 + +176 +00:20:30,990 --> 00:20:35,144 +欽差住咗入去，只怕搞到一塌糊塗噃。 + +177 +00:20:35,256 --> 00:20:44,042 +就話：回大人，嗰間禪智寺風景當然係極之好嘞，大人高見，卑職欽佩之至。 + +178 +00:20:45,423 --> 00:20:49,852 +不過喺廟裏頭飲飲食食，恐怕唔係點方便噃。 + +179 +00:20:50,589 --> 00:20:56,007 +韋小寶話：有咩唔方便啊？將廟裏頭嘅菩薩搬出去咪就得囉。 + +180 +00:20:56,953 --> 00:21:00,752 +嗰個道台聽講話要搬菩薩唄更加嚇一跳啦，佢諗： + +181 +00:21:01,223 --> 00:21:07,290 +噉就實會搞出禍嚟嘅噃，揚州城啲百姓如果動咗公憤啊就難以處理嘞。 + +182 +00:21:07,989 --> 00:21:10,709 +於是賠笑請咗個安，低聲話： + +183 +00:21:11,251 --> 00:21:21,111 +回大人，揚州煙花係天下有名嘅，大人一路上勞苦功高，嚟到敝處，卑職應當盡心服侍。 + +184 +00:21:22,151 --> 00:21:27,711 +已經挑選咗好多善於彈琴唱曲嘅美貌女仔，供大人賞鑒。 + +185 +00:21:28,067 --> 00:21:32,940 +和尚廟裏便硬床硬轎凳，好煞風景嘅。 + +186 +00:21:33,601 --> 00:21:37,339 +吖噉又係噃，噉計你話，行轅設喺邊處好呢？ + +187 +00:21:38,681 --> 00:21:45,965 +揚州有個姓何嘅鹽商，佢屋企叫做何園，稱為揚州名園第一嘅。 + +188 +00:21:46,356 --> 00:21:52,444 +佢係有心巴結欽差大人，早就預備得妥妥當當，盼望大人光臨㗎嘞。 + +189 +00:21:53,082 --> 00:21:55,942 +不過佢功名太過細，唔敢出口唧。 + +190 +00:21:56,986 --> 00:22:01,135 +大人如果唔嫌棄咯喎，不妨移駕過去睇下啦。 + +191 +00:22:01,748 --> 00:22:06,127 +嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/175.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/175.srt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e019a5e46425f43aa562c005bb285afccdd5c7a1 --- /dev/null +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/175.srt @@ -0,0 +1,727 @@ +1 +00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,913 +前文再續啊書接上一回啊。 + +2 +00:00:04,240 --> 00:00:11,796 +話説淮陽道道台，介紹揚州一個姓何嘅鹽商屋企，畀韋小寶做行轅。 + +3 +00:00:12,842 --> 00:00:21,193 +呢個姓何嘅鹽商啊，家財豪富，韋小寶細時呢，時常喺佢屋企嘅牆外便行過嘅。 + +4 +00:00:21,930 --> 00:00:29,754 +聽見墻裏便傳嚟音樂嘅聲音，非常之羨慕，只係從來都冇機會入去睇一眼唧。 + +5 +00:00:30,801 --> 00:00:38,100 +而家聽道台噉樣講就話：好啊，去住幾日先啦，如果住得唔舒服咯，我哋再搬咪係囉。 + +6 +00:00:38,340 --> 00:00:45,500 +揚州嘅鹽商咁多，我哋逐家噉住過去逐家噉食過去，點都食唔窮佢哋嘅。 + +7 +00:00:46,931 --> 00:00:58,827 +嗰間何園啊，棟宇連雲，泉石幽曲，亭舍雅緻啊建構精美，一睇就知道每一尺土地都使咗唔少黃金白銀嘅。 + +8 +00:00:59,630 --> 00:01:03,999 +韋小寶極之滿意啊，就吩咐親兵隨從都住入去。 + +9 +00:01:04,778 --> 00:01:10,202 +張勇等四將啊率領官兵，分別駐扎喺附近官舍民房。 + +10 +00:01:11,711 --> 00:01:14,908 +當其時揚州繁華就甲於天下。 + +11 +00:01:15,843 --> 00:01:21,172 +唐朝嘅時候，就已經有十里珠簾，二十四橋風月嘅講法嘞。 + +12 +00:01:22,196 --> 00:01:27,326 +到咗清朝初期，淮鹽集散喺揚州就更加興旺。 + +13 +00:01:28,293 --> 00:01:34,804 +據史書記載，明末揚州府屬，總共係三十七萬五千餘丁。 + +14 +00:01:35,804 --> 00:01:38,325 +十六歲以上嘅男子呢就叫做丁啊。 + +15 +00:01:39,401 --> 00:01:46,473 +明清之間，揚州畀清兵屠殺，順治三年只係淨翻九千三百二十丁。 + +16 +00:01:47,372 --> 00:01:57,405 +但係到咗康熙六年，又增加到三十九萬七千九百餘丁，不但元氣已經完全恢復啊，而且仲勝過往日添。 + +17 +00:01:59,282 --> 00:02:05,229 +第日一早，揚州城內大小官員，排班嚟到欽差行轅參見。 + +18 +00:02:06,118 --> 00:02:08,890 +韋小寶接見之後就宣讀聖旨。 + +19 +00:02:10,100 --> 00:02:18,359 +佢又唔識康熙上諭上面嘅字嘅，就預早叫師爺教佢唸到熟，呢個時候一個字一個字噉背翻出嚟。 + +20 +00:02:19,054 --> 00:02:22,431 +總算佢記性好啊，一個字都冇背錯。 + +21 +00:02:23,005 --> 00:02:28,319 +但係匆忙之中呢，將上諭調轉嚟搦噃，不過旁人亦冇發覺。 + +22 +00:02:29,372 --> 00:02:46,302 +眾官員聽見皇帝下旨，豁免揚州府所屬各縣三年錢糧，仲要撫恤開國嘅時候兵災災户嘅孤寡，又興建忠烈祠嚟祭祀史可法等忠臣，個個都大呼萬歲，叩謝皇恩浩蕩嘞。 + +23 +00:02:47,562 --> 00:02:49,594 +韋小寶讀完聖旨就話： + +24 +00:02:50,412 --> 00:03:03,407 +各位大人，兄弟出京嘅時候，皇上吩咐，江蘇一省出產殷富，不過近年來吏治鬆弛，兵備亦唔整飭，叫兄弟好好查察整頓。 + +25 +00:03:04,006 --> 00:03:10,676 +皇上對揚州百姓咁愛惜，我哋做官嘅應該盡心竭力，報答聖恩至係啊。 + +26 +00:03:11,561 --> 00:03:16,410 +文武百官齊聲話，係係係噉。但個心呢就發愁嘞。 + +27 +00:03:17,743 --> 00:03:20,662 +其實呢幾句説話係索額圖教佢講嘅。 + +28 +00:03:21,816 --> 00:03:30,234 +韋小寶知道想賄賂收得多，第一，係要對方有求於己，第二呢，係要對方有所避忌。 + +29 +00:03:30,932 --> 00:03:34,849 +因此對江蘇文武官員恐嚇一番呢就勢不可免嘞。 + +30 +00:03:35,679 --> 00:03:44,720 +只不過呢番説話要講得唔輕唔重，恰到好處，又要文縐縐噉官腔十足，所以呢就非請教索額圖不可嘞。 + +31 +00:03:45,955 --> 00:03:59,294 +官樣文章做完之後，噉就當地官員去選擇地方興建忠烈祠，編造應該撫恤災户嘅名冊，噉派人去四鄉，宣諭皇上豁免錢糧決定等等。 + +32 +00:03:59,994 --> 00:04:07,797 +噉呢啲事情啊，就唔係一朝一夕做得完㗎咯，呢段時候，佢就喺揚州呢個銷金窩裏便享福嘞。 + +33 +00:04:08,774 --> 00:04:20,681 +喺幾日之中，總督、巡撫設宴，佈政使、按察使設宴，噉啊諸道設宴，自然係珍饈百味極盡豪奢不在話下嘞。 + +34 +00:04:22,074 --> 00:04:28,292 +韋小寶日日都想去麗春院探望母親嘅，只係應酬太多始終冇時間。 + +35 +00:04:29,311 --> 00:04:35,196 +欽差大人嘅母親喺揚州做妓女，呢件事係千祈唔能夠揭穿嘅。 + +36 +00:04:35,578 --> 00:04:39,837 +丟架出醜事小啊，失咗朝廷體統啊事大嘞。 + +37 +00:04:40,792 --> 00:04:49,200 +何況韋小寶做大官已經好耐，一直冇接母親去北京享福，任由佢淪落風塵，確實係極之不孝。 + +38 +00:04:49,836 --> 00:04:54,171 +你話畀御史參佢一本喇，連皇帝都難以回護啊。 + +39 +00:04:55,086 --> 00:05:07,023 +佢諗：只有等安定落嚟喇，靜靜換咗打扮，去麗春院睇下，然後叫親兵將母親送去北京居住，務必啊要做到神不知鬼不覺。 + +40 +00:05:08,134 --> 00:05:14,611 +過咗幾日，噉呢一日，係揚州府知府吳之榮設宴為欽差洗塵。 + +41 +00:05:15,913 --> 00:05:23,122 +吳之榮喺道台嗰處聽到，欽差啊曾經想過搵禪智寺做行轅，噉佢諗： + +42 +00:05:23,749 --> 00:05:34,189 +禪智寺嘅精華，不過係寺前便一個芍藥圃啫，欽差大人鐘意呢間寺，必定係喜歡賞花嘞。 + +43 +00:05:35,637 --> 00:05:46,627 +佢為人啊善於奉迎，喺幾日之前，就喺芍藥圃旁邊啊搭咗一個花棚，係要高手匠人，用唔去皮嘅松樹搭成嘅。 + +44 +00:05:47,063 --> 00:05:56,722 +樹上嘅枝葉，原來係噉就噉，棚內嘅枱椅啊，都係用天然樹石，棚內種滿花木青草。 + +45 +00:05:57,438 --> 00:06:04,227 +再用竹節引水喺棚四周圍流轉，流水淙淙，認真係設計巧妙。 + +46 +00:06:04,693 --> 00:06:12,889 +噉喺裏便飲宴啊就好似置身山野一樣，比起富貴人家雕樑玉砌嘅華堂，又係別有一種風味。 + +47 +00:06:13,882 --> 00:06:22,081 +點知道韋小寶係個庸俗不堪嘅人，周身一條雅骨都冇嘅，佢嚟到花棚，第一句就問嘞： + +48 +00:06:22,492 --> 00:06:25,199 +哎，點解有個涼棚嘅？ + +49 +00:06:25,465 --> 00:06:32,991 +啊冇錯喇，實係廟裏頭啲和尚嚟打齋嘅，燒完衣紙就喺呢處派飯畀餓鬼食嘅。 + +50 +00:06:33,552 --> 00:06:43,472 +嘿，吳之榮一番心血，冚𠾴唥嘥晒，不由得面色十分尷尬，噉仲以為欽差大臣有意諷刺添。 + +51 +00:06:43,739 --> 00:06:50,583 +只有陪笑話：卑職見識淺漏，呢處佈置唔合大人嘅意思，實在該死啊。 + +52 +00:06:51,847 --> 00:06:57,642 +韋小寶見到成班賓客早就肅立恭候嘞，噉打個招呼，就埋位坐落。 + +53 +00:06:58,651 --> 00:07:03,611 +嗰個兩江總督同韋小寶應酬咗幾日，已經返咗去江寧嘞。 + +54 +00:07:04,312 --> 00:07:12,173 +江蘇省巡撫、布政司等等嘅衙門喺蘇州，呢陣時，都留喺揚州陪伴欽差大臣。 + +55 +00:07:12,764 --> 00:07:16,756 +其餘嘅賓客唔係名士就係有功名頂戴嘅鹽商。 + +56 +00:07:17,792 --> 00:07:24,138 +揚州嘅筵席係十分考究嘅，淨係酒席之前嘅茶果點心啊就有幾十種咁多。 + +57 +00:07:24,862 --> 00:07:28,847 +韋小寶雖然係本地土生土長啊，都唔識得晒。 + +58 +00:07:29,801 --> 00:07:33,394 +噉飲咗一陣茶，日影漸漸西斜嘞。 + +59 +00:07:34,743 --> 00:07:42,551 +啲日光照喺花棚外便幾千樖芍藥上便，璀璨華美，直情係好似織錦一樣啊。 + +60 +00:07:43,409 --> 00:07:57,297 +不過韋小寶就越睇越嬲，想起當年畀寺裏便啲和尚打罵嘅仇恨，宜得啊將所有芍藥冚𠾴唥掹起嚟燒咗佢，不過要搵個藉口先至能夠逳手㗎噃。 + +61 +00:07:57,787 --> 00:08:00,997 +噉正喺度諗緊，巡撫馬佑笑住話： + +62 +00:08:01,983 --> 00:08:07,324 +韋大人，聽大人口音，似乎亦喺淮陽一帶住過嘅。 + +63 +00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:12,303 +淮陽水土厚啊，因此既出人才，種啲花亦好靚。 + +64 +00:08:13,484 --> 00:08:24,417 +嗰班官員只知欽差係正黃旗滿洲人，而嗰個巡撫呢幾日聽佢講説話，頗有揚州鄉音嘅，於是就乘機捧一捧佢。 + +65 +00:08:25,683 --> 00:08:32,781 +韋小寶正喺度諗緊禪智寺啲和尚可惡，衝口而出話：揚州就係和尚唔好啊。 + +66 +00:08:33,780 --> 00:08:37,196 +巡撫打個特，唔明白佢真實嘅意思係指乜嘢。 + +67 +00:08:38,409 --> 00:08:43,172 +佈政使慕天顏係個乖覺而有學識嘅人，就接口話喇： + +68 +00:08:44,670 --> 00:08:54,573 +韋大人講得好啱啊，揚州嘅和尚極之勢利，奉承官府，欺侮窮人，嗰啲都係自古已然㗎喇。 + +69 +00:08:55,350 --> 00:08:58,414 +韋小寶歡喜喇，笑住話：冇錯啦。 + +70 +00:08:59,032 --> 00:09:02,303 +慕大人係讀書人，知道書上便都寫住嘅。 + +71 +00:09:03,471 --> 00:09:09,598 +慕天顏話：唐朝王播碧紗籠嘅故事，唔係就係出喺揚州嘅囉。 + +72 +00:09:10,340 --> 00:09:14,968 +韋小寶最鐘意聽古仔嘞，就連忙問：誒點㗎點㗎，講嚟聽下。 + +73 +00:09:16,101 --> 00:09:19,598 +呢個故事啊，就出喺揚州石塔寺嘅。 + +74 +00:09:20,364 --> 00:09:27,270 +唐朝乾元年間嗰座石塔寺啊叫做木蘭院，當時有個詩人叫做王播。 + +75 +00:09:27,927 --> 00:09:32,227 +佢年輕嘅時候屋企好窮嘅，就喺木蘭院寄居。 + +76 +00:09:33,242 --> 00:09:40,132 +廟裏便和尚食飯嘅時候撞鐘為號，噉王播聽見打鐘聲咯，噉就去飯堂食飯啦。 + +77 +00:09:40,786 --> 00:09:47,086 +啲和尚啊討厭佢，有一次，大家就食咗飯先，食完飯先至撞鐘。 + +78 +00:09:47,881 --> 00:09:55,408 +王播聽見鐘聲就去飯堂咯喎，只見啲和尚啊早就散咗去咯，飯菜食到乾乾淨淨。 + +79 +00:09:56,496 --> 00:10:01,650 +韋小寶嬲起上嚟，出力一拍張枱話：啲死人和尚真係可惡嘞！ + +80 +00:10:02,501 --> 00:10:07,338 +慕天顏話：噉唔係，食一餐飯啫嘛使幾多錢唧？ + +81 +00:10:07,886 --> 00:10:12,329 +當時王播個心啊好慚愧，就喺埲墻上面題詩： + +82 +00:10:12,898 --> 00:10:18,187 +上堂已了各西東，慚愧闍黎飯後鐘。 + +83 +00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,352 +闍黎係咩嘢傢伙啊？ + +84 +00:10:21,216 --> 00:10:26,880 +嗰班官員，同韋小寶相處咁多日，知道呢位欽差大人唔係讀書人。 + +85 +00:10:27,964 --> 00:10:33,273 +旗人嘅功名富貴，多數都唔係由讀書得嚟嘅，噉亦不以為奇嘞。 + +86 +00:10:33,816 --> 00:10:37,076 +慕天顏話：誒闍黎就係和尚啊。 + +87 +00:10:37,591 --> 00:10:40,504 +哦，原來就係賊禿，誒噉收尾點啊？ + +88 +00:10:41,466 --> 00:10:47,599 +收尾王播做咗大官，朝廷啊派佢鎮守揚州，噉佢又去木蘭院嘞。 + +89 +00:10:48,208 --> 00:10:55,101 +嗰啲和尚自不然對佢大為奉承啦，噉佢又去睇下當年牆上所題嘅詩仲喺唔喺處。 + +90 +00:10:55,709 --> 00:11:02,332 +只見牆上啊黐咗一塊名貴嘅碧紗，將佢提嗰兩句詩啊罩住，以免損壞。 + +91 +00:11:02,906 --> 00:11:06,853 +王播非常感慨啦，喺後便又續咗兩句詩： + +92 +00:11:07,288 --> 00:11:12,978 +三十年前塵土面啊，如今始得碧紗籠。 + +93 +00:11:13,723 --> 00:11:17,489 +哼，佢一定將嗰班賊禿捉嚟打佢一餐𦣇柚啫。 + +94 +00:11:18,334 --> 00:11:23,954 +王播係風雅之士，噉嚟題翻兩句詩表示下譏諷就算喇。 + +95 +00:11:24,652 --> 00:11:29,629 +韋小寶個心諗：哼，如果係我啊，邊度有咁容易就收手啊？ + +96 +00:11:30,158 --> 00:11:33,634 +噉講咗一陣故事，收咗茶杯就飲酒嘞。 + +97 +00:11:34,542 --> 00:11:42,327 +韋小寶四圍望下，見到隔籬嗰圍王進寶一啖一杯，飲得極之爽快，佢心念一動就話： + +98 +00:11:42,896 --> 00:11:47,845 +王將軍啊，你講過戰馬食咗芍藥，就會特別雄壯嘅係唔係啊？ + +99 +00:11:48,156 --> 00:11:51,008 +一面講，一面向佢猛打眼色。 + +100 +00:11:52,010 --> 00:11:57,358 +王進寶唔明佢意思嘞就話：誒噉誒，啊，噉啊。 + +101 +00:11:57,993 --> 00:12:06,465 +皇帝選用啲名種好馬，咩蒙古馬、西域馬、川馬、滇馬，皇上都吩咐我哋要小心飼養嘅係唔係啊？ + +102 +00:12:07,621 --> 00:12:13,047 +康熙着意於養馬，王進寶係知道嘅，就話：係，大人講得啱。 + +103 +00:12:14,050 --> 00:12:22,335 +你啊熟悉馬性吖，喺北京嘅時候，你講過如果畀啲芍藥過戰馬食，奔跑起上嚟，就會快成倍嘅。 + +104 +00:12:23,180 --> 00:12:28,206 +皇上咁鐘意馬匹，我哋做奴才嘅就應該上仰聖意吖。 + +105 +00:12:29,072 --> 00:12:37,774 +如果將呢處嘅芍藥花掘起嚟送去京師，交畀兵部車駕司餵馬，皇上知道啊，必定龍顏大悅啫。 + +106 +00:12:38,761 --> 00:12:45,929 +眾人一聽，個個都奇怪嘞：芍藥花能夠令馬匹雄壯係第一次聽見唧。 + +107 +00:12:46,679 --> 00:12:52,812 +睇下王進寶唯唯否否個樣，顯然係不以為然，只係唔敢公然駁佢唧。 + +108 +00:12:53,642 --> 00:13:01,370 +但係韋小寶開口皇上閉口皇上，抬出皇帝呢頂大帽，又有邊個敢稍有異議喎？ + +109 +00:13:02,161 --> 00:13:13,230 +眼見呢千幾樖名種芍藥要畀佢整到冇晒，揚州從此啊少咗個名勝嘞，哈唔知呢位韋大人點解咁痛恨呢啲芍藥呢？ + +110 +00:13:13,893 --> 00:13:16,853 +人人你望我我望你講唔出説話。 + +111 +00:13:18,127 --> 00:13:23,582 +知府吳之榮話：韋大人學識淵博，真係令人佩服啊。 + +112 +00:13:24,035 --> 00:13:30,501 +芍藥根就叫做赤芍，本草綱目裏頭係有記載嘅，話功能去瘀活血。 + +113 +00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:36,443 +芍藥嘅名稱裏便有個藥字，可見古人呢就知道佢係良藥嘞。 + +114 +00:13:36,879 --> 00:13:41,200 +馬匹食咗芍藥，血脈暢通，當然係奔跑如飛啦。 + +115 +00:13:41,588 --> 00:13:47,981 +大人返去北京嘅時候，卑職派人將呢度嘅芍藥花都掘晒，請大人帶翻去京城嘞。 + +116 +00:13:48,751 --> 00:13:56,776 +眾官一聽，個心都喺度鬧吳之榮卑鄙無恥，為咗奉迎上官，竟然要毀滅揚州嘅美景。 + +117 +00:13:57,943 --> 00:14:03,093 +韋小寶笑住話：吳大人辦事幹練好極嘞，好到極啊！ + +118 +00:14:03,618 --> 00:14:08,920 +吳之榮大感榮幸，連忙下座請安佢話：謝大人誇獎。 + +119 +00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:19,588 +佈政使慕天顏行出去外便，嚟到芍藥叢中，摘咗一朵碗口咁大嘅芍藥花，就返嚟筵席，雙手呈畀韋小寶，佢話： + +120 +00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:25,733 +請大人將呢朵花插喺帽上便，卑職有隻古仔講畀大人聽啊。 + +121 +00:14:26,603 --> 00:14:39,053 +韋小寶一聽又有古仔聽唄，就接過朵花，只見呢朵芍藥啊，係深紅色嘅，每一瓣花瓣攔腰有一條黃線，極之嬌豔，就插喺頂帽處。 + +122 +00:14:39,832 --> 00:14:47,931 +慕之顏話：恭喜大人，呢種芍藥有個名，叫做金帶圍啊，乃係十分罕見嘅名種噃。 + +123 +00:14:48,987 --> 00:14:55,322 +古書上便有記載嘅，話見到呢啲金帶圍嘅呢，日後會做到宰相㗎。 + +124 +00:14:55,660 --> 00:14:59,308 +韋小寶笑住話：係唔係有咁準㗎？ + +125 +00:14:59,770 --> 00:15:06,814 +係，嗱呢隻古仔呢係講北宋年間，當時，韓魏公韓琦啊鎮守揚州吖。 + +126 +00:15:07,829 --> 00:15:14,075 +就喺呢間禪智寺前面嘅芍藥圃裏便啊，忽然有一樖芍藥，開咗四朵大花。 + +127 +00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:19,444 +花瓣係深紅色，攔腰有條金線嘅，呢，就係呢種金帶圍嘞。 + +128 +00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:23,441 +呢種芍藥啊從來都未見過嘅，極之珍貴。 + +129 +00:15:24,032 --> 00:15:36,210 +噉下屬即刻稟報上去啦，韓魏公就駕臨觀賞喇，嘩，佢十分歡喜啊，噉見到有四朵花，就想再請三位客人一齊嚟賞花嘞。 + +130 +00:15:36,672 --> 00:15:45,248 +聽到呢處，韋小寶喺帽上便將朵花攞落嚟再睇下，見到佢紅黃相映分外燦爛。 + +131 +00:15:45,817 --> 00:15:49,233 +嗰條金色橫紋啊，更加係百花所冇嘅。 + +132 +00:15:50,230 --> 00:16:01,510 +慕天顏繼續話：嗰陣時，喺揚州有兩位出名人物，一位係王珪，一位係王安石，都係大有才學見識嘅人咯。 + +133 +00:16:02,256 --> 00:16:12,762 +韓魏公諗：花有四朵，人啊只有三個，未免美中不足吖，噉另外再請個人啦，但係名望又配唔上啊。 + +134 +00:16:13,531 --> 00:16:19,938 +正喺度躊躇緊，忽然有個人嚟拜訪，係陳升之啊，噉亦都係一位大名士。 + +135 +00:16:20,582 --> 00:16:31,428 +韓魏公啊非常歡喜嘞，噉第日，喺芍藥圃前便啊舉行宴會，將呢四朵金帶圍啊摘咗落嚟，喺每人頭上啊簪咗一朵。 + +136 +00:16:31,792 --> 00:16:37,587 +呢隻古仔呢，就叫做四相簪花宴，呢四個人啊，收尾都做咗宰相啊。 + +137 +00:16:38,453 --> 00:16:48,582 +韋小寶笑住話：好，好得意啊，呢四位仁兄都係有名嘅讀書人，會作詩會做文章，兄弟比唔上佢哋。 + +138 +00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:55,262 +慕天顏話：噉又唔係咯，北宋年間，講究讀書人做宰相。 + +139 +00:16:55,591 --> 00:17:02,998 +我大清以馬上得天下，皇上最睇得上嘅，係有勇有謀嘅英雄好漢啊。 + +140 +00:17:03,682 --> 00:17:10,841 +韋小寶聽到有勇有謀嘅英雄好漢呢句評語，不由得大為歡喜啊猛咁岌頭。 + +141 +00:17:11,703 --> 00:17:16,607 +慕天顏話：韓魏公封為魏國公噉就唔使講啦。 + +142 +00:17:17,095 --> 00:17:23,736 +王安石封荊國公，王珪就封歧國公，陳升之封秀國公。 + +143 +00:17:24,517 --> 00:17:32,162 +四位名臣不但都做宰相啊，而且都封國公添，個個既富貴又壽考。 + +144 +00:17:32,775 --> 00:17:41,266 +韋大人少年早達，目前，已經封咗伯爵咯，噉再升一級呢就係侯爵，再升上去就係公爵咯。 + +145 +00:17:41,630 --> 00:17:45,370 +就算封王、封親王，都係話咁快啫。 + +146 +00:17:46,175 --> 00:17:56,078 +聽到韋小寶哈哈大笑啊佢話：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，誒但願好似慕大人金口噉，呢度每一位都升官發財啊，哈哈哈哈哈哈。 + +147 +00:17:57,147 --> 00:17:59,815 +班官員一齊企起身，揸住酒杯話： + +148 +00:18:00,252 --> 00:18:04,149 +恭祝韋大人加官進爵，公侯萬代。 + +149 +00:18:04,847 --> 00:18:08,453 +韋小寶企起身，同班官乾咗一杯，佢諗： + +150 +00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:14,499 +呢個官既有學問，又有口才，會講古仔，得人歡喜。 + +151 +00:18:15,125 --> 00:18:20,967 +如果叫佢去北京辦事，時時聽佢講下古仔，唔係叻過講古先生？ + +152 +00:18:21,770 --> 00:18:29,294 +呢個人啊天生係托大腳大王，改個名做慕天顏，噉擺明咗係想朝見皇上啦。 + +153 +00:18:30,081 --> 00:18:35,020 +慕天顏又話：韓魏公後來帶兵，鎮守西疆。 + +154 +00:18:35,727 --> 00:18:39,458 +西夏人見到佢啊怕到要死，唔敢興兵侵犯。 + +155 +00:18:39,832 --> 00:18:48,568 +噉西夏人當時最怕宋朝兩位大臣啊，一位就係韓魏公韓琦，另一位係范文正公范仲淹。 + +156 +00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:59,212 +當時有兩句説話：軍中有一韓，西賊聞之心膽寒，軍中有一范，西賊聞之驚破膽。 + +157 +00:18:59,657 --> 00:19:06,334 +將來韋大人帶兵鎮守西疆，噉啊軍中有一韋，西賊見之忙下跪喇。 + +158 +00:19:07,148 --> 00:19:09,316 +韋小寶歡喜到乜嘢噉佢話： + +159 +00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:13,864 +西賊呢兩個字妙到極啊，平西王呢個西。 + +160 +00:19:14,901 --> 00:19:20,321 +忽然間諗起，吳三桂仲未起兵造反就唔能夠叫佢做西賊噃。 + +161 +00:19:21,078 --> 00:19:27,233 +即刻改口話：平西王鎮守西疆，都仲太平冇事好有功勞嘅。 + +162 +00:19:27,970 --> 00:19:36,261 +吳之榮話：平西王智勇雙全，勞苦功高，爵封親王，世子做咗額駙。 + +163 +00:19:36,591 --> 00:19:42,669 +將來韋大人大富大貴，壽比南山，必定亦同平西王一樣啊。 + +164 +00:19:43,722 --> 00:19:46,452 +韋小寶喺個心處啊猛咁鬧吳之榮： + +165 +00:19:46,781 --> 00:19:51,224 +死啦你，你要我同吳三桂呢個大漢奸一樣啊？ + +166 +00:19:51,580 --> 00:19:56,777 +呢隻老烏龜，話咁快就要人頭落地喇，你叫我同佢一樣，哼！ + +167 +00:19:58,630 --> 00:20:09,098 +慕天顏平日啊用心揣摩朝廷動向嘅，日前見到邸報，皇上下咗撤藩嘅聖旨，就估到吳三桂要撞板嘞。 + +168 +00:20:09,831 --> 00:20:15,540 +呢個時候見到韋小寶面色變咗一變，更加係心中雪亮，佢話： + +169 +00:20:16,220 --> 00:20:23,824 +韋大人係皇上親手提拔嘅大臣，乃係聖上嘅心腹，朝廷柱石，國家棟樑。 + +170 +00:20:24,442 --> 00:20:29,368 +平西王目前雖然係官爵高，終歸係唔能夠同韋大人比嘅。 + +171 +00:20:29,959 --> 00:20:32,934 +吳府尊呢個比喻，有啲唔係點啱嘞。 + +172 +00:20:33,534 --> 00:20:40,827 +韋大人嘅祖先，唐朝嘅忠武王韋皋啊，大破吐蕃兵四十八萬，威震西陲。 + +173 +00:20:41,644 --> 00:20:46,392 +當年朱泚造反啦，噉啊派人請韋忠武王一齊起兵。 + +174 +00:20:47,019 --> 00:20:52,407 +忠武王對皇帝忠心不二，邊處肯做呢啲大逆不道嘅事呢？ + +175 +00:20:52,647 --> 00:20:59,067 +噉啊立刻斬咗反賊嘅使者，仲發兵幫朝廷打平反賊，立咗大功。 + +176 +00:20:59,512 --> 00:21:07,668 +韋大人相貌堂堂，福氣之大無與倫比，睇嚟啊，實係韋忠武王傳落嚟嘅福澤啊。 + +177 +00:21:08,710 --> 00:21:10,791 +韋小寶微微笑岌下個頭。 + +178 +00:21:11,668 --> 00:21:17,981 +其實佢連自己姓咩嘢都唔知道嘅，皆因母親叫做韋春芳，就跟咗老母姓。 + +179 +00:21:18,634 --> 00:21:22,504 +噉想唔到姓韋嘅，仲有一位咁有來頭嘅人物。 + +180 +00:21:23,461 --> 00:21:29,109 +呢個布政使啊夾硬話佢係自己嘅祖先喎，噉即係喺自己塊面上貼金啫。 + +181 +00:21:29,762 --> 00:21:37,527 +聽佢言外之音，居然揣摩到吳三桂要造反，呢個人嘅才智啊真係了不起啊。 + +182 +00:21:38,066 --> 00:21:42,334 +嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/176.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/176.srt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d572ad29011ee269c9106439b24f3d3aed7feb87 --- /dev/null +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/176.srt @@ -0,0 +1,735 @@ +1 +00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,945 +前文再續啊書接上一回啊。 + +2 +00:00:04,479 --> 00:00:11,726 +話説慕天顏啊托韋小寶大腳，話佢係唐朝忠武王韋皋嘅後代噉。 + +3 +00:00:12,811 --> 00:00:21,057 +吳之榮啊畀慕天顏噉樣一駁個心就好唔忿氣，但係又唔敢公然同上司頂撞啊，佢話： + +4 +00:00:21,967 --> 00:00:25,118 +聽講韋大人係正黃旗人噃。 + +5 +00:00:26,140 --> 00:00:33,234 +言下之意當然係話：佢係滿洲人，又點能夠同唐朝嘅韋皋拉得上關係呢？ + +6 +00:00:34,292 --> 00:00:40,111 +慕天顏笑住話：吳府尊只知其一，不知其二啊。 + +7 +00:00:40,720 --> 00:00:48,870 +而家聖天子在位，對天下萬民都一視同仁，滿漢一家，又何必分彼此呢？ + +8 +00:00:49,964 --> 00:00:55,750 +呢幾句説話實在有啲強詞奪理嘞，吳之榮就唔敢再辯嘞佢諗： + +9 +00:00:56,377 --> 00:01:00,255 +再講多幾句，話唔定會得罪欽差添。 + +10 +00:01:01,263 --> 00:01:03,339 +於是就一味話，係係係噉。 + +11 +00:01:04,363 --> 00:01:12,462 +慕天顏話：平西王係我哋揚州府高郵人，吳府尊同平西王係唔係同宗啊？ + +12 +00:01:13,399 --> 00:01:18,521 +吳之榮就唔係揚州高郵人嘅，本來同吳三桂冇咩關係。 + +13 +00:01:19,493 --> 00:01:28,429 +但係當時吳三桂權勢熏天啊，佢趨炎附勢，認為姓吳都叻咗三分，佢就話： + +14 +00:01:28,963 --> 00:01:34,989 +照族譜嘅排行，卑職比平西王低一輩，應該稱王爺做族叔啊。 + +15 +00:01:36,054 --> 00:01:38,700 +慕天顏岌一岌頭，唔再理佢喇。 + +16 +00:01:39,671 --> 00:01:50,680 +佢對韋小寶話：韋大人，呢啲金帶圍芍藥雖然唔係好似宋朝嗰陣咁少見，不過開到咁茂盛，真係異常難得啊。 + +17 +00:01:51,738 --> 00:01:58,792 +今日咁啱喺韋大人嚟到賞花嘅時候開放，呢個就唔係巧合哦，係有天意㗎。 + +18 +00:01:59,330 --> 00:02:03,058 +卑職有一點小小意見，請大人定奪。 + +19 +00:02:03,649 --> 00:02:05,963 +韋小寶話：請老兄指教。 + +20 +00:02:06,550 --> 00:02:08,704 +指教兩個字點敢當吖？ + +21 +00:02:09,242 --> 00:02:18,639 +誒嗰啲芍藥花根，藥材鋪裏便係有得賣嘅，大人要嚟餵馬，睇嚟藥材鋪裏便制煉過嘅呢就更有效力。 + +22 +00:02:19,270 --> 00:02:22,900 +卑職吩咐大量採購，運去京師備用。 + +23 +00:02:23,237 --> 00:02:29,899 +至於呢度嘅芍藥花，念佢哋對大人報喜有功，是否可以暫時留低呢？ + +24 +00:02:30,454 --> 00:02:37,584 +他日韋大人掛帥破賊，拜相封王，就好似韓魏公啊、韋忠武王一樣。 + +25 +00:02:37,762 --> 00:02:45,933 +噉再嚟呢處賞花，嗰陣時金帶圍必定又試盛開迎接貴人嘞，豈不是一件美事？ + +26 +00:02:46,422 --> 00:02:50,190 +據卑職睇嚟，將來一定係大戲都有得做嘅。 + +27 +00:02:51,053 --> 00:02:56,108 +韋小寶興高采烈喇，佢話：你話戲子扮咗我嚟做戲啊？ + +28 +00:02:56,958 --> 00:03:02,487 +係定啦，噉梗係要一個俊雅漂亮嘅文武生嚟扮韋大人咯。 + +29 +00:03:02,905 --> 00:03:09,226 +噉仲有啲鬚生啊、公腳啊、大花面啊、白鼻哥啊噉，就嚟扮我哋呢啲官囉。 + +30 +00:03:09,688 --> 00:03:11,559 +嗰班官都哈哈大笑。 + +31 +00:03:12,511 --> 00:03:16,100 +韋小寶笑住話：噉呢齣戲叫做咩名啊？ + +32 +00:03:16,911 --> 00:03:22,053 +慕天顏向巡撫馬佑話：噉就要請府台大人題個戲名喇。 + +33 +00:03:23,034 --> 00:03:27,527 +因為佢見巡撫一直都冇講説話，佢諗：唔能夠冷落咗佢啊。 + +34 +00:03:28,321 --> 00:03:29,447 +馬佑笑住話： + +35 +00:03:30,464 --> 00:03:36,517 +韋大人將來要封王，噉呢齣戲，就叫做韋王簪花呢好唔好啊？ + +36 +00:03:37,094 --> 00:03:38,792 +班官員一齊話好啊。 + +37 +00:03:39,616 --> 00:03:46,560 +韋小寶個心一歡喜，就唔計較當年嘅舊怨，亦都唔再提芍藥嘅事喇，佢話： + +38 +00:03:47,366 --> 00:03:54,199 +將來，就算真係有噉樣一齣戲我哋都怕睇唔到咯，而家不如聽下小曲呢，好唔好啊？ + +39 +00:03:55,634 --> 00:03:58,613 +班官員都話，好啊好啊，聽小曲啦噉。 + +40 +00:03:59,578 --> 00:04:03,322 +吳之榮啊早有準備，即刻吩咐落去。 + +41 +00:04:03,392 --> 00:04:08,787 +只聽見花棚外便，環佩叮噹，跟住傳嚟一浸香風。 + +42 +00:04:09,524 --> 00:04:14,658 +韋小寶精神咯佢心諗：嗯，有靚女睇喇。 + +43 +00:04:15,647 --> 00:04:22,725 +果然見到個女子娉娉婷婷噉行入嚟花棚，向韋小寶行咗個禮，嬌滴滴噉話： + +44 +00:04:23,028 --> 00:04:29,304 +欽差大人同眾位大人萬福金安，小女子侍候唱曲。 + +45 +00:04:30,871 --> 00:04:36,829 +只見呢個女子三十零歲啦，打扮華麗，姿色呢卻係平平唧。 + +46 +00:04:38,724 --> 00:04:44,628 +笛師啊吹起支笛，噉佢就唱喇，唱嘅係杜牧嘅兩首揚州詩。 + +47 +00:04:45,741 --> 00:04:51,136 +青山隱隱水迢迢，秋盡江南草木凋。 + +48 +00:04:51,749 --> 00:04:57,032 +二十四橋明月夜，玉人何處教吹簫？ + +49 +00:04:57,942 --> 00:05:03,207 +落拓江湖載酒行，楚腰纖細掌中輕。 + +50 +00:05:03,598 --> 00:05:09,544 +十年一覺揚州夢，贏得青樓薄幸名。 + +51 +00:05:10,754 --> 00:05:14,148 +笛韻悠揚歌聲婉轉極之好聽。 + +52 +00:05:15,364 --> 00:05:19,202 +不過韋小寶睇見呢個歌妓，個心有啲唔耐煩嘞。 + +53 +00:05:20,431 --> 00:05:24,223 +嗰個女子唱完之後呢，又入嚟一名歌妓。 + +54 +00:05:25,472 --> 00:05:37,566 +呢個女子三十四五歲啦，舉止嫻雅，歌喉就更加熟練，就算係最細微曲折嘅地方，亦唱得抑揚頓挫變化多端嘅。 + +55 +00:05:38,535 --> 00:05:41,621 +唱嘅係秦觀一首望海潮詞： + +56 +00:05:42,814 --> 00:05:48,690 +星分牛斗，疆連淮海，揚州萬井提封。 + +57 +00:05:49,334 --> 00:05:54,372 +花發路香，鶯啼人起，珠簾十里春風。 + +58 +00:05:55,203 --> 00:06:00,130 +豪傑氣如虹，曳照春金紫，飛蓋相從。 + +59 +00:06:01,063 --> 00:06:05,636 +巷入垂楊，畫橋南北翠煙中。 + +60 +00:06:06,883 --> 00:06:15,546 +呢首詞啊的確係唱得極盡佳妙，但係韋小寶聽得十分氣悶，忍唔住大聲打咗個喊路。 + +61 +00:06:16,592 --> 00:06:31,176 +呢首望海潮，呢個時候只係唱咗半闕，吳之榮係極之乖覺嘅，見欽差大人冇乜興致，就揮一揮手，嗰個歌妓呢就停口唔唱嘞就行個禮出翻去。 + +62 +00:06:32,282 --> 00:06:44,472 +吳之榮陪笑話：呵呵呵呵，韋大人啊，呢兩個歌妓都係揚州最出名嘅，唱嘅係揚州繁華嘅事，唔知大人以為如何呢？ + +63 +00:06:45,810 --> 00:06:59,371 +佢又點知道韋小寶聽曲啊，第一，要唱曲嘅人年青貌美，第二，要唱啲風流小調，第三呢，要唱得浪蕩風騷。 + +64 +00:07:00,523 --> 00:07:10,471 +當日，陳圓圓一個傾國傾城咁靚嘅人，再加埋連講帶唱一路噉解釋，先至令佢聽完一曲圓圓曲。 + +65 +00:07:12,063 --> 00:07:21,558 +眼前呢兩個歌妓姿色平庸神情呆板，所唱嘅又唔知係咩嘢東東，佢打個喊路呀，已經係客氣到極嘞。 + +66 +00:07:22,493 --> 00:07:31,356 +聽見吳之榮問起佢就話：都仲幾好，就係老得啲啦，呢啲陳年宿貨，兄弟係冇咩胃口嘅。 + +67 +00:07:32,163 --> 00:07:34,131 +吳之榮話：係啊，係啊。 + +68 +00:07:34,584 --> 00:07:39,362 +杜牧之係唐人，秦少游係宋人，的確係太陳舊咯。 + +69 +00:07:39,807 --> 00:07:43,499 +誒有一首新詩，係而家一個新晉詩人所作。 + +70 +00:07:43,872 --> 00:07:52,612 +呢個人叫做查慎行，成名冇幾耐嘅啫，寫嘅係揚州田家女嘅風韻，好新鮮㗎。 + +71 +00:07:53,744 --> 00:07:58,667 +講完，做個手勢，侍役一叫，又入嚟一名歌妓。 + +72 +00:08:00,092 --> 00:08:08,151 +韋小寶話陳年宿貨指嘅係歌妓，吳之榮呢，就以為話啲詩詞太過陳舊。 + +73 +00:08:09,111 --> 00:08:18,820 +韋小寶對佢所講嘅咩杜牧之啊、秦少游啊當然係不知所云啦，只係懂得揚州田家女嘅風韻好新鮮嘅呢句説話。 + +74 +00:08:19,674 --> 00:08:26,199 +佢個心諗：既然係好新鮮嘅揚州田家女，亦不妨睇下吖。 + +75 +00:08:27,672 --> 00:08:38,681 +嗰個歌妓行入花棚，韋小寶唔睇由自可啊，一睇，不由得怒從心上起啊惡向膽邊生，當堂就要發作。 + +76 +00:08:40,237 --> 00:08:51,136 +原來呢個歌妓啊，五十仲未到，四十就有多㗎嘞，鬢邊已經見到白頭髮，額頭好多皺紋，蒙豬眼大口扒。 + +77 +00:08:52,141 --> 00:08:59,697 +見到呢個歌妓抱住個琵琶，韋小寶就更嬲嘞佢諗：你噉嘅衰樣都學陳圓圓？ + +78 +00:09:01,183 --> 00:09:08,027 +點知道弦索一逳，十足玉響珠躍，鸝鳴燕語，都幾好聽㗎。 + +79 +00:09:09,244 --> 00:09:10,477 +佢唱嘅詞係噉嘅： + +80 +00:09:11,311 --> 00:09:15,678 +淮山浮遠翠，淮水漾深綠。 + +81 +00:09:16,140 --> 00:09:19,490 +倒影入樓台，滿欄花撲撲。 + +82 +00:09:20,005 --> 00:09:23,526 +誰知阛闠外，依舊有盧屋。 + +83 +00:09:23,962 --> 00:09:28,303 +時見淡妝人，青裙曳長幅。 + +84 +00:09:29,448 --> 00:09:38,391 +歌聲清雅，每一句都配合琵琶嘅韻節，一時好似流水淙淙，一時呢又好似銀鈴叮叮。 + +85 +00:09:39,451 --> 00:09:45,790 +最後青裙曳長幅嗰一句啊，琵琶聲啊若有若無，慢慢流動。 + +86 +00:09:46,523 --> 00:09:53,180 +嗰班官員啊個個都聽到心曠神怡，有啲係凝神閉目，有啲係搖頭晃腦。 + +87 +00:09:54,157 --> 00:09:57,807 +琵琶聲一停，眾官齊聲喝彩啊。 + +88 +00:09:58,964 --> 00:10:03,894 +慕天顏話：詩好，曲又好，琵琶亦都好啊。 + +89 +00:10:04,401 --> 00:10:08,077 +真係荊釵佈裙不掩天香國色。 + +90 +00:10:08,610 --> 00:10:15,027 +無論做詩唱曲，從淡雅中見天然，呢啲真係第一等嘅功夫喇。 + +91 +00:10:16,491 --> 00:10:23,716 +韋小寶哼咗一聲，就問嗰個歌妓話：你會唔會唱十八摸啊？唱一曲嚟聽下啦。 + +92 +00:10:25,433 --> 00:10:28,393 +班官員一聽啊，面色都變晒。 + +93 +00:10:28,961 --> 00:10:38,860 +嗰個歌妓啊更加驚到傻咗噉，突然間，叭叭聲流眼淚一轉身就走出去，噼啪一聲，琵琶跌咗落地下。 + +94 +00:10:39,446 --> 00:10:42,446 +嗰個歌妓亦唔執翻起佢啊，直情走出去啊。 + +95 +00:10:43,301 --> 00:10:50,539 +韋小寶哈哈大笑佢話：哈哈哈哈，你唔會唱，我又唔會罰你嘅，使乜嚇成噉嘅樣唧？ + +96 +00:10:51,981 --> 00:10:55,478 +嗰支十八摸呢，係極之淫穢嘅小調。 + +97 +00:10:56,450 --> 00:11:04,609 +班官員雖然人人都聽過啊，但係喺呢個盛宴雅集嘅地方，又點能夠公然提出嚟嘅呢？ + +98 +00:11:05,134 --> 00:11:07,216 +噉豈不是玷污咗官聲？ + +99 +00:11:08,371 --> 00:11:18,873 +嗰個歌妓嘅琵琶同歌喉，喺揚州啊久享盛名嘅，不但善於唱詩啊，而且佢自己亦會做詩，名動公卿。 + +100 +00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:23,839 +揚州嘅富商巨賈，依撈七想見佢一面都唔得㗎。 + +101 +00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:29,118 +韋小寶問呢一句，對於佢，自不然係極大嘅羞辱啦。 + +102 +00:11:29,952 --> 00:11:38,611 +慕天顏就低聲話：韋大人鐘意聽小曲啫嘛，幾時，我哋搵個會唱嘅嚟，好好地聽佢一聽。 + +103 +00:11:39,401 --> 00:11:45,223 +韋小寶話：連十八摸都唔會唱啊，呢個老舉乸亦太過水皮喇。 + +104 +00:11:45,694 --> 00:11:51,293 +呢，幾時我請你去鳴玉坊麗春院啦，嗰度嘅老舉啊會唱嘅小調好多㗎。 + +105 +00:11:52,219 --> 00:11:56,233 +呢句説話一講出口，即刻覺得唔妥喇，個心諗： + +106 +00:11:56,922 --> 00:11:59,720 +麗春院係無論如何唔能夠請佢去㗎。 + +107 +00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:06,506 +好在揚州妓院好多，九大名院、九小名院，隨便邊間都好玩嘅。 + +108 +00:12:06,977 --> 00:12:10,330 +噉啊舉起酒杯就笑住話：嚟嚟嚟，飲酒，飲酒。 + +109 +00:12:11,281 --> 00:12:19,668 +嗰班文官聽佢講啲説話咁粗俗，都有啲尷尷尬尬呢，噉啊借住飲酒人人都詐諦冇聽見。 + +110 +00:12:20,423 --> 00:12:28,099 +不過嗰班武將呢就唔同喇，蓮子蓉噉口面，都覺得同欽差大人，頗為志同道合啊。 + +111 +00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:38,258 +就喺呢個時候，只見一名差役耷低個頭行出花棚，韋小寶睇見佢嘅背影，心中一動，佢諗： + +112 +00:12:39,334 --> 00:12:42,023 +呢個人嘅背影咁熟面口係邊個啊？ + +113 +00:12:43,050 --> 00:12:49,031 +但係收尾呢個差役啊冇再入嚟，過咗一陣，韋小寶就唔記得咗呢件事嘞。 + +114 +00:12:50,239 --> 00:13:00,466 +又飲咗幾杯酒，韋小寶只係覺得同呢啲文官應酬索然無味，既唔做戲又唔開賭，實在係無聊到極喇。 + +115 +00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:05,746 +佢左擰右擰，坐得兩坐點都忍耐唔住喇，企起身嚟話： + +116 +00:13:06,435 --> 00:13:08,719 +兄弟酒已經夠喇，告辭。 + +117 +00:13:09,155 --> 00:13:15,778 +講完，向巡撫、佈政使、按察使等幾位大員拱一拱手，就行咗出去。 + +118 +00:13:16,276 --> 00:13:20,720 +班官員就嗱嗱聲一齊行出花棚，送佢上咗大轎。 + +119 +00:13:22,673 --> 00:13:32,430 +韋小寶返到行轅，話畀親兵聽話要休息，無論咩嘢客嚟一概擋駕唔見，就入房換翻一套破爛衣服。 + +120 +00:13:33,550 --> 00:13:38,166 +呢套衫褲呢，係幾日之前叫雙兒去市頭買返嚟嘅。 + +121 +00:13:38,950 --> 00:13:46,644 +買返嚟之後，再扯爛幾處，喺地下啊踩一輪，噉又倒咗好多燈油落去，搞到污穢油膩不堪。 + +122 +00:13:47,516 --> 00:13:53,001 +噉啲帽啊、鞋襪啊、鬢辮嘅頭繩啊，都換咗啲破舊嘅次貨。 + +123 +00:13:54,522 --> 00:14:01,358 +又喺炭爐裏便揦咗一紮爐灰，用水開咗佢，喺塊面處啊、手上便啊，亂咁搽。 + +124 +00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:09,261 +然後喺面鏡處一照，哈，果然回復當年喺麗春院裏便做夥記仔嘅樣嘞。 + +125 +00:14:10,688 --> 00:14:13,517 +雙兒服侍佢換衫，笑住話： + +126 +00:14:14,023 --> 00:14:20,764 +相公啊，做戲裏便欽差大臣包龍圖喬裝私訪，係唔係就係噉嘅樣㗎？ + +127 +00:14:21,688 --> 00:14:28,247 +差唔多啦，不過包龍圖生出嚟呢塊面就烏卒卒好似嚿炭噉，唔使再搽黑灰㗎嘞。 + +128 +00:14:29,571 --> 00:14:31,042 +我同埋你去好唔好啊？ + +129 +00:14:31,566 --> 00:14:34,944 +你一個人去，如果遇到啲咩嘢事就冇人幫手。 + +130 +00:14:35,844 --> 00:14:39,054 +我要去嗰啲地方啊，靚女係唔去得嘅。 + +131 +00:14:39,973 --> 00:14:44,484 +講完，想摸下佢塊面咯噃，雙兒啊笑一笑避開咗佢。 + +132 +00:14:45,208 --> 00:14:56,378 +韋小寶將一大沓銀票塞喺身邊，又攞咗一包碎銀，然後捉住雙兒，喺佢嘅面處輕輕吻咗一吻，就喺後門行出去嘞。 + +133 +00:14:57,262 --> 00:15:00,278 +守衞後門嘅親兵喝佢：做咩㗎？ + +134 +00:15:00,772 --> 00:15:06,491 +韋小寶話：我係何家奶媽個仔嘅表哥嘅妹夫你理得我咁多咩？ + +135 +00:15:07,501 --> 00:15:14,023 +嗰個親兵打個特，個心都未計清呢啲親戚關係啊，韋小寶早就出咗門口嘞。 + +136 +00:15:16,001 --> 00:15:22,492 +揚州嘅大街小巷佢冇條路唔熟嘅，幾乎眯埋眼都唔會蕩失路。 + +137 +00:15:23,146 --> 00:15:35,521 +冇幾耐，就嚟到瘦西湖邊嘅鳴玉坊，隱隱約約聽見各處門户裏便，傳出簫鼓絲竹，夾住猜拳唱曲呼幺喝六嘅聲音。 + +138 +00:15:36,393 --> 00:15:43,325 +呢啲聲音一入耳啊，真係比仙樂飄飄仲好聽十倍啊，個心講唔出咁舒服 + +139 +00:15:43,814 --> 00:15:51,270 +好喇，行到麗春院外便，只見門庭依舊，同當年離開嘅時候呢並冇兩樣。 + +140 +00:15:51,546 --> 00:15:55,373 +噉佢靜靜行到旁邊，推開邊門就行咗入去。 + +141 +00:15:56,524 --> 00:16:05,986 +佢拈手拈腳行到母親間房外便，裝入去睇下，房間裏便冇人啊，噉知道母親係喺度陪客喇，佢諗： + +142 +00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:13,103 +衰鬼鬥吖唔知係邊個四方邊頂而家嫖緊我阿媽，做我阿契爺呢？ + +143 +00:16:14,117 --> 00:16:20,937 +就行入間房，見床上嘅被褥仲係以前嗰一套，只係已經破舊得多嘞。 + +144 +00:16:21,846 --> 00:16:27,173 +佢諗：阿媽嘅生意啊唔係點好嘞，我契爺唔多啊。 + +145 +00:16:28,177 --> 00:16:39,943 +打側個頭一睇，見自己嗰張床仔仲係擺喺一便，床前擺住自己一對舊鞋，床上嘅被褥，倒是漿洗得乾乾淨淨。 + +146 +00:16:40,953 --> 00:16:49,422 +行過去坐喺床上，見到自己一件青竹布長衫就摺好咗放喺床尾，個心有啲唔好意思嘞： + +147 +00:16:51,048 --> 00:16:52,884 +阿媽喺度等我返嚟啊。 + +148 +00:16:53,981 --> 00:17:00,192 +老子喺北京快活，又冇派人送錢嚟畀阿媽，嘿我個記性啊真係唔好㗎嘞。 + +149 +00:17:00,601 --> 00:17:03,546 +就打橫瞓喺張床處，等母親返嚟。 + +150 +00:17:04,873 --> 00:17:12,264 +按照妓院裏便嘅規矩啊，嫖客留宿，噉啊另外有間陳設精緻乾淨嘅大房嘅。 + +151 +00:17:12,691 --> 00:17:15,739 +班妓女自己住嘅房仔就頗為簡陋。 + +152 +00:17:16,339 --> 00:17:19,788 +年青貌美嘅紅牌阿姑嘅住房當然係比較好喇； + +153 +00:17:20,223 --> 00:17:30,899 +好似韋小寶嘅母親韋春芳，年紀啊已經唔細，生意冷落，龜婆待佢自不然亦好馬虎，所住嘅呢，係一間薄板房唧。 + +154 +00:17:32,232 --> 00:17:38,194 +韋小寶瞓咗一陣，聽見隔籬房有人大聲喝罵，係龜婆把聲啊。 + +155 +00:17:38,768 --> 00:17:50,731 +佢話：老娘用白雪雪嘅銀買咗你返嚟，你推三阻四，總係唔肯接客，哼，買咗你返嚟做觀世音菩薩，喺老舉寨供起你嚟貪好睇咩？ + +156 +00:17:50,918 --> 00:17:52,822 +嚟，同我出力打佢！ + +157 +00:17:53,711 --> 00:17:59,664 +跟住皮鞭打人嘅聲、嗌痛聲、哭叫聲、喝罵聲，嘈到乜嘢噉。 + +158 +00:18:00,972 --> 00:18:11,832 +呢種聲音，韋小寶從小就聽慣，知道係龜婆買咗年輕嘅姑娘返嚟，逼佢接客，鞭佢一餐實在係平常到極啦。 + +159 +00:18:12,881 --> 00:18:22,478 +姑娘仔如果一定唔肯呢，咩用針嚟㓤指甲啊，燒紅嚿鐵嚟焫啲皮肉啊噉啊種種酷刑啊，都會逐樣使出嚟嘅。 + +160 +00:18:23,142 --> 00:18:34,990 +呢種聲音喺妓院裏便係必不可免，佢唔聽咗好耐嘞，而家又再聽到，真係有啲重温舊夢之感啊，亦唔覺得嗰個姑娘有咩可憐。 + +161 +00:18:36,026 --> 00:18:44,792 +只聽見嗰個姑娘仔喊住話：你打死我啦，你打死我啦，嗯，我死都唔接客㗎喇，至多唔係一頭撞死佢。 + +162 +00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:52,452 +龜婆吩咐個龜仔再打，噉又打咗二三十鞭，姑娘仔仍然係哭叫不屈啊。 + +163 +00:18:53,243 --> 00:18:57,457 +個龜仔話：今日唔能夠再打喇，聽日再講啦。 + +164 +00:18:58,230 --> 00:19:00,738 +龜婆話：拉呢個賤貨出去。 + +165 +00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:06,478 +個龜仔啊將姑娘仔扶咗出去，噉過咗一陣又返入嚟房。 + +166 +00:19:06,941 --> 00:19:13,482 +龜婆話：呢個賤貨用硬嘅唔得，我哋用軟嘅，畀啲迷春酒佢飲。 + +167 +00:19:14,172 --> 00:19:17,838 +嗰個龜仔話：佢就係唔肯飲酒至衰啫嘛。 + +168 +00:19:18,487 --> 00:19:22,431 +蠢材！將迷春酒撈埋喺啲肉處畀佢食咪得囉。 + +169 +00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:26,498 +吖係啊係啊，七姐，真係叻㗎喇你。 + +170 +00:19:27,871 --> 00:19:36,614 +韋小寶哄隻眼喺板壁罅處裝過去，見到龜婆打開個櫃，攞咗一樽酒出嚟，斟咗一杯遞畀龜仔。 + +171 +00:19:37,187 --> 00:19:43,202 +龜婆話：叫咗春芳陪酒嗰兩位公子身邊嘅錢係認真唔少嘅。 + +172 +00:19:43,878 --> 00:19:46,367 +佢哋話喺處借宿等朋友喎。 + +173 +00:19:46,993 --> 00:19:57,968 +呢種後生哥，唔會睇中春芳嘅，等陣，我去同佢哋講下，要佢哋梳籠呢個賤貨，如果好彩嘅話，賺佢三四百兩銀亦唔稀奇嘅。 + +174 +00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:05,820 +龜仔就笑住話：嘿嘿嘿嘿，恭喜七姐招財進寶，我亦託你嘅福，還一筆賭債啊。 + +175 +00:20:06,821 --> 00:20:13,240 +死得你吖，辛辛苦苦賺翻嚟嗰幾兩銀，都送晒去三十二張天九牌處咯。 + +176 +00:20:13,435 --> 00:20:18,299 +嗱，話你聽啊，呢件事如果做得唔好呢，因住我割咗你條烏龜尾啊。 + +177 +00:20:19,701 --> 00:20:29,786 +韋小寶知道迷春酒係一種藥酒，飲咗之後就人事不知嘞，所以各間老舉寨呢，都用嚟迷魂唔肯接客嘅雛妓。 + +178 +00:20:30,542 --> 00:20:41,453 +呢啲事，以前聽起上嚟，只係覺得十分神奇，而家呢，知道不過係喺酒裏便放咗啲蒙汗藥啫，好平常啦佢諗： + +179 +00:20:42,013 --> 00:20:48,772 +今日我個契爺係兩個少年公子啊？係咩傢伙呢？倒是要去睇下至得。 + +180 +00:20:49,908 --> 00:20:59,554 +噉佢靜靜去到接待富商豪客嘅甘露廳外便，企喺向來企慣企熟嗰嚿圓石墩上便，哄隻眼裝入去。 + +181 +00:21:00,809 --> 00:21:06,210 +以往每逢有豪客嚟呢，佢就必定企喺嚿圓石墩上面窺探嘅。 + +182 +00:21:06,694 --> 00:21:14,711 +呢處嘅窗罅特別大，裝入去啊一目了然，而客人呢打側坐，就睇唔到窗外嘅人影。 + +183 +00:21:15,611 --> 00:21:20,553 +佢過去已經窺探咗唔知幾多百次嘞，從來未撞過板嘅。 + +184 +00:21:21,109 --> 00:21:25,523 +嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/177.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/177.srt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..6a8e22f32e6251a6e2f7175d9372b7eb7dcf7d04 --- /dev/null +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/177.srt @@ -0,0 +1,871 @@ +1 +00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,146 +前文再續啊書接上一回啊。 + +2 +00:00:04,547 --> 00:00:09,575 +話說韋小寶去到甘露廳外便，噉啊企喺嚿圓石墩上面裝入去。 + +3 +00:00:10,410 --> 00:00:22,655 +只見廳內紅燭高燒，母親搽脂蕩粉，着住一件粉紅色嘅綢衫，噉頭上戴住一朵紅花，正在陪笑幫兩個客人斟酒。 + +4 +00:00:24,152 --> 00:00:27,121 +韋小寶仔細噉睇下佢母親，佢諗： + +5 +00:00:28,213 --> 00:00:36,725 +原來阿媽咁老喇，呢門生意啊做唔長嘞，亦只有呢兩個盲咗眼嘅傻仔先會叫佢嚟陪酒㗎啫。 + +6 +00:00:37,209 --> 00:00:46,637 +阿媽嘅小調唱得又唔好聽，如果係我嚟老舉寨玩啊，如果佢唔係我母親，倒貼我一千兩銀我都唔會叫佢啊。 + +7 +00:00:48,267 --> 00:00:55,916 +只聽佢母親笑住話：兩位公子飲咗呢杯酒，我嚟唱支相思五更調，同兩位送酒啦。 + +8 +00:00:57,346 --> 00:01:00,303 +韋小寶暗暗歎咗口氣，佢諗： + +9 +00:01:00,881 --> 00:01:06,391 +阿媽嘅小調唱嚟唱去就係得呢幾支，總唔肯學多幾支嘅。 + +10 +00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:10,009 +唉，佢連做老舉都唔畀心機嘅。 + +11 +00:01:10,867 --> 00:01:13,392 +轉念一諗，爭啲笑出聲啊。 + +12 +00:01:14,079 --> 00:01:21,526 +唔怪得我學武功亦唔肯畀心機啦，原來我嗰條懶筋啊，係我阿媽傳畀我嘅。 + +13 +00:01:22,632 --> 00:01:29,112 +韋春芳呢頭一話斟酒唧，忽然間聽見一把嬌嫩嘅聲音話：唔使喇。 + +14 +00:01:29,774 --> 00:01:36,397 +呢三個字一入耳，韋小寶全身當堂一震啊，爭啲喺石墩上面滑咗落嚟。 + +15 +00:01:36,952 --> 00:01:50,762 +佢企翻穩，打斜隻眼望入去，只見一隻纖纖玉手擋住隻酒杯，由嗰隻纖纖玉手順住衫袖望上去，哎呀原來嗰個係阿珂啊。 + +16 +00:01:51,949 --> 00:01:57,068 +韋小寶個心啊乒乒嘭嘭猛咁跳真係又驚又喜，佢諗： + +17 +00:01:57,874 --> 00:02:03,524 +阿珂點解嚟咗揚州呢？又點解嚟麗春院叫我媽陪酒呢？ + +18 +00:02:04,844 --> 00:02:11,119 +佢女扮男裝嚟到呢處，唔叫第個就叫我阿媽，實係衝住我嚟嘅。 + +19 +00:02:12,063 --> 00:02:16,839 +原來佢終歸仲有良心，記得我係同佢拜過天地嘅老公啊。 + +20 +00:02:17,176 --> 00:02:26,100 +哎呀妙極咯，妙到極點咯，你我夫妻團圓，今日洞房花燭，我將你啊抱到實實。 + +21 +00:02:27,004 --> 00:02:33,278 +突然間聽見一個男子聲音話：吳賢弟暫時唔飲，等到嗰幾位蒙古朋友嚟先。 + +22 +00:02:33,838 --> 00:02:43,151 +嘩，韋小寶雙耳啊轟噉一聲，知道大事不妙嘞，眼前天旋地轉啊，一時連嘢都睇唔見。 + +23 +00:02:43,805 --> 00:02:54,991 +噉啊即刻眯埋雙眼定一定神，然後擘大雙眼一望，坐喺阿珂身邊嗰個少年公子，竟然就係台灣嘅二公子鄭克塽啊。 + +24 +00:02:56,176 --> 00:03:04,067 +呢個時候，韋小寶嘅母親韋春芳笑住話：小相公既然唔飲咯，大相公就飲多一杯啦。 + +25 +00:03:04,741 --> 00:03:09,910 +講完，同鄭克塽斟咗一杯酒，一下就坐喺鄭克塽懷內。 + +26 +00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:13,881 +阿珂話：喂，你要尊重啲噃。 + +27 +00:03:14,745 --> 00:03:19,039 +哎呀小相公面皮薄，睇唔慣呢啲嘢啊？ + +28 +00:03:19,510 --> 00:03:24,256 +嗱你以後日日嚟呢處玩，至怕嫌人哋唔夠風情添噃。 + +29 +00:03:24,452 --> 00:03:27,909 +小相公啊，我叫個姑娘仔嚟陪你好唔好啊？ + +30 +00:03:28,572 --> 00:03:32,279 +唔好啊，唔好啊我唔要啊，你正正經經坐埋一便啦。 + +31 +00:03:33,272 --> 00:03:37,905 +啊，你呷醋喇，怪我陪大相公唔陪你。 + +32 +00:03:38,506 --> 00:03:41,510 +韋春芳企起身，向阿珂懷內坐落去。 + +33 +00:03:42,361 --> 00:03:45,285 +韋小寶睇到又嬲又好笑佢諗： + +34 +00:03:46,046 --> 00:03:50,896 +天下竟然有噉嘅怪事嘅，我嘅老婆嚟嫖我阿媽，哼。 + +35 +00:03:51,558 --> 00:03:56,056 +只見阿珂用手一推，韋春芳企唔穩嘞，一跤坐喺地。 + +36 +00:03:56,700 --> 00:04:02,362 +韋小寶好嬲啊佢諗：死女你嘩，你推你家婆，真係咁冇上冇下嘅。 + +37 +00:04:03,422 --> 00:04:07,706 +不過韋春芳就唔嬲噃，佢笑嘻嘻噉企翻起身話： + +38 +00:04:08,138 --> 00:04:13,422 +小相公就係怕醜，噉呢，你嚟坐喺我個懷處好唔好啊？ + +39 +00:04:14,058 --> 00:04:15,709 +阿珂嬲嘞：唔好！ + +40 +00:04:16,426 --> 00:04:22,247 +對鄭克塽話：我要走喇！咩嘢地方唔好同人哋會面唧，點解一定要喺呢處吖？ + +41 +00:04:23,021 --> 00:04:27,811 +鄭克塽話：大家約好咗喺呢處見面，不見不散㗎嘛。 + +42 +00:04:28,060 --> 00:04:30,605 +我亦唔知道原來呢處咁污糟邋遢嘅。 + +43 +00:04:30,881 --> 00:04:33,328 +喂，你同我規規矩矩坐喺處。 + +44 +00:04:34,111 --> 00:04:36,942 +最收尾呢句説話呢，係對韋春芳講嘅。 + +45 +00:04:38,137 --> 00:04:41,150 +韋小寶越想越嬲嘞，佢諗： + +46 +00:04:41,746 --> 00:04:52,299 +嗰日喺廣西柳江邊，你哀求老子放生你條狗命，發過重誓，決唔再同我老婆講一句説話嘅，今日竟然一齊嚟嫖我阿媽。 + +47 +00:04:52,735 --> 00:04:57,460 +嫖我阿媽噉都唔緊要啊，你同我老婆都唔知講咗幾千句、幾萬句説話喇。 + +48 +00:04:57,753 --> 00:05:02,712 +豈有此理，嗰日冇割咗你條脷呢老子真係大大失策喇。 + +49 +00:05:03,651 --> 00:05:07,804 +韋春芳打起精神，噉啊伸手去攬鄭克塽條頸。 + +50 +00:05:08,440 --> 00:05:10,847 +鄭克塽將佢隻手一下推開，佢話： + +51 +00:05:11,384 --> 00:05:14,365 +你去外便啦，我哋兩兄弟有幾句説話講。 + +52 +00:05:14,801 --> 00:05:16,202 +等我叫你你再入嚟啦。 + +53 +00:05:16,730 --> 00:05:19,114 +韋春芳冇法子嘞，只有行出去啦。 + +54 +00:05:20,127 --> 00:05:27,683 +鄭克塽低聲話：珂妹，小不忍則亂大謀啊，要做成大事，我哋只有忍耐下啦。 + +55 +00:05:28,415 --> 00:05:34,928 +阿珂話：嗰個葛爾丹王子唔係好人嚟嘅，佢點解約你嚟呢處地方會面唧？ + +56 +00:05:35,978 --> 00:05:38,880 +韋小寶聽到葛爾丹王子五個字就諗： + +57 +00:05:39,672 --> 00:05:45,513 +呢個蒙古佬亦都嚟咗啊嘿好啊，佢哋多數喺度商量造反嘅。 + +58 +00:05:45,842 --> 00:05:49,122 +老子調兵遣將，將佢哋一網打盡。 + +59 +00:05:50,039 --> 00:05:51,262 +只聽見鄭克塽話： + +60 +00:05:51,982 --> 00:06:01,547 +呢幾日，揚州城裏便盤查得好嚴，旅店客棧嘅住客，只要唔係熟客，衙役捕快就嚟問到冇停嘞。 + +61 +00:06:02,454 --> 00:06:04,833 +如果畀人哋睇穿咗噉就唔妥啦。 + +62 +00:06:05,354 --> 00:06:10,484 +妓院裏便，又冇公差嚟啰嗦，我哋住喺呢處啊極之穩陣嘅。 + +63 +00:06:11,212 --> 00:06:17,013 +我同你就唔緊要啊，葛爾丹王子一行人嗰副蒙古樣啊，好惹眼㗎嘛。 + +64 +00:06:17,506 --> 00:06:26,921 +仲有啊，你嘅相貌天仙咁靚，如果住客店啊，成個揚州嗰啲人都嚟睇你，遲早實會出事嘅。 + +65 +00:06:28,291 --> 00:06:30,637 +唔使你油嘴滑舌嚟討好我。 + +66 +00:06:31,401 --> 00:06:36,150 +鄭克塽用手攬住佢膊頭，喺佢嘴角邊輕輕吻一吻，笑住話： + +67 +00:06:36,821 --> 00:06:38,309 +我點油嘴滑舌唧？ + +68 +00:06:39,123 --> 00:06:49,949 +如果天仙有你咁美貌啊，咩呂純陽啊、鐵拐李啊都唔肯下凡喇，每個神仙都留喺天上，目不轉睛噉睇住我個小寶貝。 + +69 +00:06:50,814 --> 00:06:53,263 +阿珂咭噉笑出嚟，耷低個頭。 + +70 +00:06:54,101 --> 00:07:01,622 +韋小寶睇到怒火沖天喇，伸手一摸匕首，就要衝入去火拼一場，但係跟住轉念一諗： + +71 +00:07:02,631 --> 00:07:10,028 +呢個衰公嘅武藝叻過我嘅，阿珂又幫住佢，噉我一衝入去，姦夫淫婦實會謀殺親夫嘅。 + +72 +00:07:10,295 --> 00:07:13,503 +哼，天下咩人都好做，就係武大郎唔做得。 + +73 +00:07:14,221 --> 00:07:19,717 +於是強忍怒火，對佢兩個人嘅親熱法呢，只有眯埋雙眼唔睇嘞。 + +74 +00:07:20,500 --> 00:07:23,741 +只聽見阿珂話：阿哥，到底。 + +75 +00:07:24,501 --> 00:07:32,021 +呢個阿哥兩個字一叫啊，韋小寶直情好似飲咗成埕醋噉，成個肚都酸晒，佢諗： + +76 +00:07:32,323 --> 00:07:35,850 +哎呀，唔要面啊唔要面啊，阿哥都叫出嚟喇。 + +77 +00:07:37,051 --> 00:07:39,800 +噉阿珂下便幾句説話呢佢又冇聽入耳。 + +78 +00:07:40,893 --> 00:07:44,538 +只聽見鄭克塽話：佢在明我哋在暗。 + +79 +00:07:44,955 --> 00:07:52,663 +葛爾丹手下嘅武士非常厲害嘅，總之我擔保係啦，呢一次非喺佢身上㓤幾個大窿不可。 + +80 +00:07:53,480 --> 00:08:00,718 +阿珂話：呢個嘢啊實在欺人太甚喇，此仇不報，我呢一世人啊總係唔會快活㗎嘞。 + +81 +00:08:01,345 --> 00:08:11,302 +你知道啦，我本來係唔肯認阿爹嘅，皆因佢答應為我報仇，派咗八名武功好手陪我嚟一齊行事，我先至認佢嘅啫嘛。 + +82 +00:08:12,098 --> 00:08:15,264 +韋小寶個心諗：係邊個得罪咗你啊？ + +83 +00:08:15,362 --> 00:08:22,601 +你要報仇，同你老公講咪得囉有咩做唔到嘅啫？又何必認吳三桂呢個大漢奸做阿爹啊？ + +84 +00:08:23,308 --> 00:08:33,954 +鄭克塽話：要殺死佢呢亦唔係好難嘅啫，只不過各處官兵戒備嚴密，得手之後又要安全撤退嘞噃噉就唔係點容易嘞。 + +85 +00:08:34,408 --> 00:08:37,191 +我哋啊要想個萬全之策先至好下手。 + +86 +00:08:38,523 --> 00:08:43,901 +阿珂話：阿爹應承我派人嚟殺咗佢，亦唔完全係為咗我嘅。 + +87 +00:08:44,474 --> 00:08:48,567 +佢要起兵攻打清廷，佢啊係個極大嘅障礙。 + +88 +00:08:49,021 --> 00:08:53,457 +佢吩咐我千祈唔好同阿媽講啊，噉我就估到佢係有私心㗎喇。 + +89 +00:08:54,662 --> 00:08:56,038 +噉你有冇同你阿媽講吖？ + +90 +00:08:56,952 --> 00:08:59,685 +冇，呢種事啊越秘密越好。 + +91 +00:09:00,139 --> 00:09:06,180 +講唔定阿媽會阻止我嘅，噉我如果唔聽阿媽嘅説話，噉就唔好啦，不如唔講嘞。 + +92 +00:09:07,072 --> 00:09:11,293 +韋小寶個心諗：佢要行刺咩嘢人呢？ + +93 +00:09:12,212 --> 00:09:15,564 +呢個人為咩係吳三桂起兵嘅障礙啊又？ + +94 +00:09:16,988 --> 00:09:18,350 +只聽見鄭克塽話： + +95 +00:09:18,959 --> 00:09:25,672 +呢幾日我觀察佢出入嘅情形，防護啊認真周密，要行近佢身邊都好難嘅。 + +96 +00:09:26,372 --> 00:09:34,412 +我想嚟想去，呢個傢伙係好色之徒，如果有人扮成歌姬啊咩噉，就可以挨近佢身邊嘞。 + +97 +00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:41,738 +韋小寶又諗嘞：好色之徒？佢講嘅係撫台吖，定係藩台呢？ + +98 +00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:50,404 +阿珂話：除非係我同師姐兩個假扮啦，不過呢種女子嗰種賤格法，我扮唔嚟嘅。 + +99 +00:09:51,423 --> 00:09:56,082 +不如噉啦，設法子買通廚房佬，喺佢酒裏便放毒藥啦。 + +100 +00:09:57,122 --> 00:09:59,876 +毒死佢啊，我仲出唔到呢啖氣啊。 + +101 +00:10:00,441 --> 00:10:05,166 +我要斬斷佢一雙手，割咗佢條脷，佢一味對我亂噏無為嘅。 + +102 +00:10:05,690 --> 00:10:09,240 +嗰個衰仔，我，我真係嬲死佢啊！ + +103 +00:10:10,127 --> 00:10:17,517 +嗰個衰仔呢幾個字一入耳，真係晴天霹靂啊，原來要謀殺親夫。 + +104 +00:10:18,591 --> 00:10:25,220 +佢雖然知道阿珂一心一意向住鄭克塽，不過點都想唔到對自己竟然會咁痛恨㗎。 + +105 +00:10:25,972 --> 00:10:33,257 +只聽見鄭克塽話：珂妹，呢個衰仔啊係迷咗你啊，對你係從來一啲都唔敢得罪嘅。 + +106 +00:10:34,321 --> 00:10:37,790 +我知道你要殺佢，其實係為咗同我出氣啫。 + +107 +00:10:38,443 --> 00:10:42,654 +你呢番情意我，我真係唔知點樣報答你好嘞。 + +108 +00:10:44,205 --> 00:10:48,028 +佢欺負你一分，仲緊要過欺負我十分啊。 + +109 +00:10:48,771 --> 00:10:54,226 +佢如果打我、鬧我，我睇在師父份上，呢啖氣都仲吞得落嘅。 + +110 +00:10:54,764 --> 00:11:01,524 +不過佢對你，對你一次又一次咁無禮，一諗起嚟啊，我真係宜得即刻殺咗佢啊。 + +111 +00:11:02,631 --> 00:11:05,398 +珂妹，我而家就報答你好唔好啊？ + +112 +00:11:06,073 --> 00:11:10,683 +講完，鄭克塽連右手都伸埋過去成個人抱住阿珂。 + +113 +00:11:11,238 --> 00:11:14,322 +阿珂滿面嬌羞，將個頭蜎入佢懷裏。 + +114 +00:11:15,449 --> 00:11:23,601 +韋小寶個心啊真係又酸又嬲又苦，突然間頭頂一緊，條辮已經畀人哋掹住嘞。 + +115 +00:11:24,382 --> 00:11:27,545 +佢大吃一驚，跟住耳仔又畀人扭實。 + +116 +00:11:28,274 --> 00:11:34,773 +噉想話要嗌嘅時候，聽見一個熟悉嘅聲音喝佢：你隻龜蛋啦，跟我嚟。 + +117 +00:11:35,781 --> 00:11:44,867 +呢句你隻龜蛋啦，平生啊唔知已經畀呢個人鬧過幾千幾百次㗎嘞，都唔使諗啊就乖乖地跟住佢就行嘞。 + +118 +00:11:45,764 --> 00:11:57,120 +掹住佢條辮扭佢耳仔嘅人，手法熟練到極啊，噉亦係平生唔知已經掹過佢扭過佢幾千幾百次㗎嘞，乃係佢嘅母親韋春芳啊。 + +119 +00:11:58,534 --> 00:12:04,797 +兩個人返到入房，韋春芳反腳踢上房門，鬆手放開佢條辮同埋耳仔。 + +120 +00:12:05,664 --> 00:12:08,757 +韋小寶話：媽，我返嚟喇。 + +121 +00:12:09,801 --> 00:12:16,935 +韋春芳向佢睇咗好耐好耐，突然間一下將佢抱實，嗚嗚噎噎就喊起嚟。 + +122 +00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:22,962 +韋小寶笑住話：我唔係返嚟見你嘞咩？你點解又喊唧？ + +123 +00:12:24,051 --> 00:12:25,916 +韋春芳抽抽噎噎噉話： + +124 +00:12:28,731 --> 00:12:30,133 +你死咗去邊處啊？ + +125 +00:12:30,853 --> 00:12:39,103 +我搵勻揚州城，城裏城外都搵晒都搵你唔到，求神拜佛，都唔知許咗幾多願叩咗幾多頭啊。 + +126 +00:12:41,089 --> 00:12:45,887 +小寶，乖小寶，你終於返嚟阿媽身邊喇。 + +127 +00:12:46,830 --> 00:12:51,422 +我又唔係細佬哥，去外便行下啫嘛你唔使擔心嘅。 + +128 +00:12:52,501 --> 00:13:02,076 +韋春芳淚眼模糊，見個仔長高咗，亦粗壯咗，個心一歡喜又喊起上嚟嘞，佢話： + +129 +00:13:03,093 --> 00:13:08,173 +你隻龜蛋啦，去外便玩亦唔同阿媽講一聲，一去就去咁耐。 + +130 +00:13:08,483 --> 00:13:15,683 +呢一次啊，唔畀餐藤鱔燜豬肉你食，食到你飽飽，你隻龜蛋呢亦唔知道老娘嘅厲害。 + +131 +00:13:16,762 --> 00:13:21,315 +所謂藤鱔燜豬肉呢，乃係用雞毛掃打𦣇柚。 + +132 +00:13:22,162 --> 00:13:26,038 +韋小寶都冇食咗好耐喇，聽咗忍唔住好笑。 + +133 +00:13:26,483 --> 00:13:31,661 +韋春芳亦笑嘞，攞出條手巾仔，幫佢抹下面上嘅泥污； + +134 +00:13:32,336 --> 00:13:43,122 +抹得幾抹，一耷低頭，見到自己嗰件綢緞新衫嘅前襟上便，又係眼淚又係鼻涕，仲黐咗個仔塊面好多炭灰添。 + +135 +00:13:43,758 --> 00:13:47,789 +不由得肉赤起上嚟，啪一聲，出力打咗佢一巴，鬧佢話： + +136 +00:13:48,412 --> 00:13:53,874 +我就係呢件新衫嘞，大前年過年嘅時候做嘅，着過幾次咁多個唧。 + +137 +00:13:54,266 --> 00:14:00,387 +你隻龜蛋你嘩，你一返嚟就冇好嘢，整污糟老母娘件新衫，叫我點去陪客呢？ + +138 +00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:03,680 +阿媽，你唔使可惜件新衫嘅。 + +139 +00:14:03,777 --> 00:14:07,608 +聽日，我同你做一百套新衫，好過呢件十倍嘅。 + +140 +00:14:08,651 --> 00:14:11,950 +你隻龜蛋就係會吹牛，你有個屁本事啊你？ + +141 +00:14:12,376 --> 00:14:15,616 +睇下你個衰樣吖，唔通仲會發咗財返嚟咩？ + +142 +00:14:16,571 --> 00:14:20,253 +財就冇發，不過賭錢手氣好贏咗啲銀唧。 + +143 +00:14:20,992 --> 00:14:27,065 +韋春芳對個仔賭錢作弊嘅本事，倒是有三分信心，就攤開手板話： + +144 +00:14:27,616 --> 00:14:33,230 +攞嚟啦，你身邊唔擠得錢嘅，唔到半個時辰，就搦去使乾使淨㗎喇。 + +145 +00:14:34,062 --> 00:14:37,668 +呢一次啊，我贏得多過頭啊，點都使唔晒㗎喇。 + +146 +00:14:38,317 --> 00:14:41,062 +韋春芳舉起隻手，又試一巴升過去。 + +147 +00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:44,299 +韋小寶一低頭，避開咗，佢諗： + +148 +00:14:44,952 --> 00:14:49,286 +一見到我伸手就打嘅呢，北有公主就南有老母啊。 + +149 +00:14:50,592 --> 00:14:54,148 +佢正話想扲啲銀出嚟嘅時候，外便龜仔叫嘞： + +150 +00:14:54,747 --> 00:14:57,938 +韋春芳，人客叫你啊，快啲去啦。 + +151 +00:14:58,650 --> 00:14:59,780 +哦，嚟喇。 + +152 +00:15:01,021 --> 00:15:05,971 +韋春芳喺面鏡處照一照，匆匆忙忙補咗啲脂粉就話： + +153 +00:15:06,407 --> 00:15:13,671 +嗱，你同我瞓喺處，老娘返嚟啊要好好審下你，你，你唔好走啊。 + +154 +00:15:14,562 --> 00:15:21,564 +韋小寶見到母親眼裏便充滿擔憂嘅神情，怕自己又走到不知去向，就笑住話： + +155 +00:15:21,956 --> 00:15:23,808 +我唔走呢你放心啦。 + +156 +00:15:24,812 --> 00:15:29,463 +韋春芳鬧咗聲龜蛋仔，歡喜翻嘞，掃下件衫行咗出去。 + +157 +00:15:30,759 --> 00:15:34,662 +韋小寶喺床上瞓低，拉過張被嚟冚住。 + +158 +00:15:35,027 --> 00:15:40,831 +噉啊只係瞓咗一陣間唧，韋春芳又行入嚟嘞，隻手揸住個酒壼。 + +159 +00:15:41,697 --> 00:15:45,721 +佢見個仔瞓喺床處，就放心嘞，轉身想行出去咯喎。 + +160 +00:15:46,392 --> 00:15:51,539 +韋小寶知道係鄭克塽要佢去添酒，突然間心念一動，就話： + +161 +00:15:51,957 --> 00:15:54,129 +媽，你同客人添酒啊？ + +162 +00:15:54,658 --> 00:16:00,639 +係，嗱你同我乖乖地瞓下，阿媽等陣返嚟呢整啲好嘢畀你食吓。 + +163 +00:16:01,532 --> 00:16:03,839 +你添咗酒返嚟，畀我飲翻幾啖吖。 + +164 +00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:08,926 +為食鬼，細佬哥學人飲咩酒呢？攞住酒壺走咗嘞。 + +165 +00:16:09,961 --> 00:16:15,574 +韋小寶連忙向板壁條罅處裝下，見到隔籬房仍然係冇人。 + +166 +00:16:16,512 --> 00:16:28,151 +即刻一個箭步衝出間房，走入隔籬房，打開個櫃，攞咗龜婆嗰樽迷春酒，就返嚟自己間房，收埋喺被竇裏便，掹開個樽枳，佢諗： + +167 +00:16:28,712 --> 00:16:36,261 +鄭克塽你個小雜種吖，要喺我酒裏便放毒藥？老子今日啊，嚟個先下手為強。 + +168 +00:16:37,207 --> 00:16:42,486 +過咗冇幾耐，韋春芳攞住個裝到滿滿嘅酒壺行入嚟房，佢話： + +169 +00:16:43,131 --> 00:16:45,077 +嗱，快啲飲兩啖啦。 + +170 +00:16:45,837 --> 00:16:50,049 +韋小寶瞓喺床上接過酒壺，坐起身，飲咗一啖。 + +171 +00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:57,127 +韋春芳睇住個仔偷嫖客嘅酒飲，塊面不由得流露出愛憐橫溢嘅表情。 + +172 +00:16:57,876 --> 00:17:02,166 +韋小寶話：阿媽，你塊面有笪好大嘅煤灰唧。 + +173 +00:17:02,574 --> 00:17:05,802 +韋春芳連忙行去梳妝鏡前面照下。 + +174 +00:17:06,472 --> 00:17:12,619 +韋小寶攞起酒壺喺張被處猛咁倒，跟住將迷春酒啊倒咗大半樽入酒壺。 + +175 +00:17:13,569 --> 00:17:20,273 +韋春芳見塊面乾乾淨淨，邊處有咩煤灰呢，即時醒起個仔又喺度搞鬼。 + +176 +00:17:20,900 --> 00:17:28,561 +要指開自己，以便大啖噉偷酒飲，於是嗱嗱聲行翻轉頭，搶翻個酒壺，佢話： + +177 +00:17:29,308 --> 00:17:34,729 +你隻龜蛋啦，係喺老娘嘅肚裏便蜎出嚟嘅，我仲唔知你詭計咩？ + +178 +00:17:35,212 --> 00:17:41,324 +哼，以前就唔識飲酒嘅，出去外便胡混咗咁耐，咩嘢壞事都學會晒。 + +179 +00:17:42,331 --> 00:17:47,183 +媽，嗰個小相公脾氣唔好，你點都要灌佢飲多幾杯。 + +180 +00:17:47,512 --> 00:17:51,755 +佢飲醉咗唔出得聲咯，噉再去呃嗰個大相公嘅銀就容易啦嘛。 + +181 +00:17:52,748 --> 00:17:57,133 +老娘做咗一世人生意喇，呢啲嘢仲使你教咩？ + +182 +00:17:57,790 --> 00:18:01,540 +韋春芳個心啊覺得個仔講得幾啱噃，佢又諗： + +183 +00:18:02,446 --> 00:18:10,297 +隻龜蛋仔返屋企咁高興，今晚嗰個四方邊頂唔叫我陪過夜就好嘞，老娘要陪個仔啊。 + +184 +00:18:10,608 --> 00:18:13,233 +噉攞住個酒壺匆匆忙忙就走咗喇。 + +185 +00:18:14,592 --> 00:18:19,461 +韋小寶瞓喺床上，一陣氣憤啊一陣得意，佢諗： + +186 +00:18:20,168 --> 00:18:29,246 +老子啊真係福將，鄭克塽呢個死人頭咩人唔好嫖唧，偏偏嚟攞我便宜，想做老子嘅契爺。 + +187 +00:18:29,950 --> 00:18:34,757 +今日啊，我仲唔𠻘噉一劍，再糝啲化屍粉落去。 + +188 +00:18:35,901 --> 00:18:48,576 +諗到喺鄭克塽個傷口上面糝啲化屍粉之後，過咗冇幾耐，佢就化成一灘黃水，阿珂醒翻嘅時候，佢嘅阿哥呢從此啊無影無蹤不知去向嘞。 + +189 +00:18:49,464 --> 00:18:53,304 +佢就算諗爛咗心肝喇，亦估唔到係點樣一回事。 + +190 +00:18:53,748 --> 00:18:59,136 +叉叉叉，你叫阿哥啦，叫啦叫啦，叫多幾聲啦，就快冇得叫喇你。 + +191 +00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:11,616 +佢越想越高興，爬起身，又到甘露廳外便裝入去，只見鄭克塽啱啱飲勝咗一杯酒，阿珂呢，就輕輕飲咗一啖唧。 + +192 +00:19:12,460 --> 00:19:16,851 +韋小寶好歡喜啊，只見母親又同鄭克塽斟酒。 + +193 +00:19:17,868 --> 00:19:21,001 +鄭克塽揮手話：出去出去，唔使你侍候。 + +194 +00:19:21,708 --> 00:19:27,012 +韋春芳應咗一聲，放低酒壺嘅時候呢，衫袖遮住一碟火腿片。 + +195 +00:19:27,951 --> 00:19:31,664 +韋小寶微微一笑個心諗：我就有火腿食喇。 + +196 +00:19:31,957 --> 00:19:34,240 +噉啊連忙嗱嗱聲走翻入房。 + +197 +00:19:35,374 --> 00:19:39,699 +過咗冇幾耐，韋春芳攞住嗰碟火腿片入嚟笑住話： + +198 +00:19:40,272 --> 00:19:45,022 +嗱，龜蛋仔，你死喺外便，有咁好嘢食冇啊？ + +199 +00:19:45,511 --> 00:19:52,672 +笑眯眯噉坐喺床邊，睇住個仔食得津津有味，唉，比自己食啊仲要甜啊。 + +200 +00:19:53,581 --> 00:19:56,660 +韋小寶話：媽，你有冇飲酒啊？ + +201 +00:19:57,700 --> 00:20:02,199 +我飲咗好幾杯㗎喇，再飲就醉喇，你又偷走嘞。 + +202 +00:20:03,142 --> 00:20:07,719 +韋小寶諗：唔將媽媽迷倒呢，做唔到事嘅。 + +203 +00:20:07,986 --> 00:20:10,263 +就話：我唔走就係啦。 + +204 +00:20:10,512 --> 00:20:16,594 +媽，我好耐好耐冇陪你瞓嘞，你今晚唔好陪嗰兩個嘢咯，喺呢處陪我啦。 + +205 +00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:30,044 +韋春芳歡喜到癲喇，個仔對自己咁依戀，仲係佢七八歲以前嘅事，想唔到出去外便捱咗輪苦之後，終歸想起阿媽嘅好處。 + +206 +00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:36,195 +不由得眉開眼笑話：好，今晚阿媽陪乖小寶瞓。 + +207 +00:20:36,683 --> 00:20:40,930 +媽，我雖然喺外邊咋，不過日日啊都掛住你㗎。 + +208 +00:20:41,330 --> 00:20:43,104 +嚟啦，我同你除衫啦。 + +209 +00:20:44,251 --> 00:20:56,516 +韋小寶托大腳嘅功夫用之於皇帝、教主、公主、師父，人人都靈到極，而家用喺阿媽身上，居然亦立收其效啊。 + +210 +00:20:57,319 --> 00:21:02,534 +韋春芳應酬得嫖客多嘞，男人嘅手摸上身，就當佢係木頭。 + +211 +00:21:03,299 --> 00:21:09,634 +但係個仔隻手伸過嚟同自己解衫紐，不由得全身痠軟，咭咭聲咁笑起嚟。 + +212 +00:21:10,849 --> 00:21:14,910 +韋小寶同母親解咗外衣，就同佢解褲頭帶嘞噃。 + +213 +00:21:15,761 --> 00:21:20,595 +韋春芳呸一聲喺佢嘅手處輕輕拍咗一拍笑住話：我自己解。 + +214 +00:21:21,728 --> 00:21:27,970 +忽然有啲怕醜嘞，蜎入張被處，除咗褲，喺被竇裏便攞出嚟放喺被上便。 + +215 +00:21:29,178 --> 00:21:36,357 +韋小寶攞出兩錠白銀，總共有三十幾兩嘅，噉塞喺母親隻手裏便話：媽，係我畀你㗎。 + +216 +00:21:37,011 --> 00:21:43,888 +韋春芳一陣歡喜，忽然間流起眼淚佢話：好。 + +217 +00:21:45,044 --> 00:21:49,771 +我同你收起佢，吓，過得，過得幾年同你娶新抱。 + +218 +00:21:50,511 --> 00:21:54,725 +嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/178.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/178.srt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..a0c10f6ffb5ec44df367518a3305f72acd5bbf97 --- /dev/null +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/178.srt @@ -0,0 +1,799 @@ +1 +00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,734 +前文再續啊書接上一回啊。 + +2 +00:00:04,556 --> 00:00:14,830 +話説韋小寶畀咗兩錠白銀過母親，佢母親啊歡喜到喊啊，話同佢收埋啲銀先，過幾年呢就同佢娶新抱。 + +3 +00:00:15,813 --> 00:00:19,943 +韋小寶個心諗嘞：我而家就去娶新抱喇。 + +4 +00:00:20,850 --> 00:00:26,069 +吹熄咗眼油燈，佢話：阿媽，你快啲瞓啦，我等你瞓着咗再瞓。 + +5 +00:00:27,092 --> 00:00:30,319 +你隻龜蛋仔吖，咁多花款嘅。 + +6 +00:00:31,281 --> 00:00:32,716 +就眯埋雙眼嘞噃。 + +7 +00:00:33,660 --> 00:00:43,923 +韋春芳攰咗一日嘞，又飲咗幾杯酒，見到個仔返嚟又歡喜到不得了，噉一定落嚟呢，好快脆就迷迷懵懵瞓着。 + +8 +00:00:45,271 --> 00:00:50,316 +韋小寶聽佢鼻鼾聲，就拈手拈腳，行去門邊。 + +9 +00:00:51,183 --> 00:00:57,030 +個心一動，又行翻轉頭，將母親條褲呢拋喺蚊帳頂，佢諗： + +10 +00:00:57,621 --> 00:01:01,639 +等陣你如果瞓醒呢冇咗條褲就唔能夠嚟捉我喇。 + +11 +00:01:02,903 --> 00:01:11,750 +噉佢行到甘露廳外便一望，見到鄭克塽打昂坐喺張椅處，阿珂呢，就伏喺張枱處，已經逳都唔逳喇。 + +12 +00:01:12,741 --> 00:01:19,896 +韋小寶歡喜喇，等咗一陣，見兩個人仍然係唔逳，噉啊即刻行入去廳咯噃。 + +13 +00:01:20,474 --> 00:01:23,660 +佢反手想話閂翻埋道門，轉念一諗： + +14 +00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:30,701 +哼，唔好閂門住，如果呢個僆仔係詐假意醉嘅，閂埋門啊就冇埞趯喇。 + +15 +00:01:31,854 --> 00:01:40,010 +噉拔咗匕首，揸住喺手嚟，行埋去，㧬一㧬鄭克塽，佢完全唔逳，果然已經昏迷喇。 + +16 +00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:45,173 +又㧬一㧬阿珂，佢嗯咗兩聲，不過呢就冇坐起身。 + +17 +00:01:46,268 --> 00:01:52,140 +韋小寶諗：佢飲酒少過頭啊，怕冇幾耐就醒翻噉就危險喇。 + +18 +00:01:53,465 --> 00:01:56,691 +將把匕首插翻入靴裏便，噉就扶佢坐翻直。 + +19 +00:01:57,891 --> 00:02:05,608 +阿珂眯埋雙眼含含糊糊噉話：阿哥，我，我唔能夠飲喇。 + +20 +00:02:06,404 --> 00:02:10,443 +韋小寶低聲話：好妹妹，再飲一杯啦。 + +21 +00:02:10,967 --> 00:02:15,460 +噉啊斟滿咗一杯酒，左手挖開佢嘅嘴仔就將酒灌咗落去。 + +22 +00:02:16,332 --> 00:02:22,124 +眼見阿珂迷迷懵懵噉，將呢杯迷春藥酒吞咗落肚，佢諗： + +23 +00:02:23,314 --> 00:02:35,704 +老子同你名媒正娶拜咗天地，你又唔肯同老公洞房花燭，走嚟麗春院做老舉，要老公做個嫖客嚟梳籠你，真係賤格喇你。 + +24 +00:02:37,056 --> 00:02:45,260 +阿珂本來就秀麗無比嘅，呢陣時，酒醉之後，紅燭之下更加顯得千嬌百媚。 + +25 +00:02:46,405 --> 00:02:54,593 +韋小寶色心大動喇，亦唔理鄭克塽咁多咯，將阿珂打橫抱起嚟，行入甘露廳側跟嘅大房。 + +26 +00:02:55,453 --> 00:03:04,076 +呢間大房呢，係接待豪客留宿嘅，一張大床，足足有六尺幾闊，錦褥繡被陳設華麗。 + +27 +00:03:05,094 --> 00:03:11,909 +韋小寶將阿珂輕輕放喺床上，翻出去攞咗燭台，放喺床頭枱上便。 + +28 +00:03:12,913 --> 00:03:19,064 +只見阿珂塊面啊紅卜卜噉，不由得個心啊乒嘣乒嘣噉亂咁跳。 + +29 +00:03:19,710 --> 00:03:25,386 +護低個身，同佢除咗件長衫，噉啊露出貼身着住嘅淡綠色嘅褻衣。 + +30 +00:03:26,344 --> 00:03:39,528 +佢正話伸手去解佢褻衣嘅衫紐，突然間聽見背後腳步聲響，有個人衝入嚟，噉啊啱啱想捩轉頭唧，條辮一緊，耳仔一痛，又畀韋春芳捉住嘞。 + +31 +00:03:40,106 --> 00:03:43,238 +韋小寶低聲話：媽，快啲放手啦。 + +32 +00:03:43,914 --> 00:03:51,016 +韋春芳鬧佢話：你隻龜蛋啦，我哋人雖然係窮咋，妓院裏便嘅規矩唔破壞得㗎嘛。 + +33 +00:03:51,624 --> 00:03:56,116 +揚州九大名院，邊度有偷人客錢㗎？快啲出去！ + +34 +00:03:56,761 --> 00:03:58,728 +我唔係偷人哋嘅錢喇。 + +35 +00:03:59,803 --> 00:04:04,858 +韋春芳出力拉佢條辮，搏命咁拉拉拉拉佢返去自己間房，就鬧佢話： + +36 +00:04:05,484 --> 00:04:08,671 +你唔偷人客嘅錢，噉解人哋嘅衣服做咩嘢啊？ + +37 +00:04:09,044 --> 00:04:12,060 +呢幾十兩銀喇，實係做賊仔偷翻嚟嘅。 + +38 +00:04:14,688 --> 00:04:19,079 +辛辛苦苦養大你，估唔到你竟然去做賊。 + +39 +00:04:20,348 --> 00:04:26,022 +激起氣嚟，流起眼淚，攞起床頭嗰兩錠白銀啊噼啪一聲，掟咗喺地下。 + +40 +00:04:27,433 --> 00:04:40,540 +韋小寶啊真係難以解釋嘞，如果話呢個人客係女扮男裝，其實係自己嘅老婆啫噉，一來，説來話長，二來呢，阿媽點都唔信㗎嘞。 + +41 +00:04:41,349 --> 00:04:44,847 +所以佢只係話：我為咩要偷人哋嘅錢唧？ + +42 +00:04:45,131 --> 00:04:47,611 +你睇下，我身邊仲有好多銀㗎。 + +43 +00:04:47,993 --> 00:04:51,900 +一便講，一便喺懷內扲出一大沓銀票，佢話： + +44 +00:04:52,159 --> 00:04:58,120 +阿媽，呢啲銀呢我都係要畀你嘅，就怕一時嚇親你，噉啊慢慢再畀你啫嘛。 + +45 +00:04:59,192 --> 00:05:06,126 +韋春芳見幾百兩銀嘅銀票，總共有成幾十張咁多，嚇到擘大雙眼佢話： + +46 +00:05:06,586 --> 00:05:14,053 +你，你，你你你，你呢個賊仔吖，你，你仲唔係喺嗰兩個相公身上偷翻嚟嘅？ + +47 +00:05:14,573 --> 00:05:19,207 +你轉世投胎，再做十世龜蛋喇，亦賺唔到咁多銀啦。 + +48 +00:05:19,910 --> 00:05:21,010 +快啲還翻畀人哋。 + +49 +00:05:21,651 --> 00:05:30,119 +我哋喺老舉寨做生意，有本事，就呃人哋十萬八萬，不過係要四方邊頂心甘情願，雙手奉送嘅。 + +50 +00:05:30,822 --> 00:05:36,576 +只要偷人哋一個錢喇，二郎神決唔放過你㗎，來世仲係要做龜蛋啊。 + +51 +00:05:37,122 --> 00:05:40,176 +小寶，阿媽係為你好咋。 + +52 +00:05:41,413 --> 00:05:46,721 +人哋聽日瞓醒咯，唔見咗咁多銀，邊度有話唔嘈起上嚟嘅呢？ + +53 +00:05:47,241 --> 00:05:54,407 +衙門裏便啲公差老爺嚟到一查，捉咗你去，仲有話唔打到你皮開肉爛屎綻羔羊咩？ + +54 +00:05:55,093 --> 00:05:58,600 +乖小寶，我哋唔能夠攞人哋嘅錢㗎。 + +55 +00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:02,517 +講來講去，仲係要個仔去還錢。 + +56 +00:06:03,763 --> 00:06:12,972 +韋小寶諗：唉呢件事係一時講唔明白㗎喇，搞到龜婆龜公都知道晒，大家嚟一嘈，呢件事冚𠾴唥𢰸晒。 + +57 +00:06:14,122 --> 00:06:17,060 +佢心念一動，已經有咗主意喇佢就話： + +58 +00:06:17,495 --> 00:06:19,673 +好喇好喇好喇好喇，媽，我聽你話啦。 + +59 +00:06:20,216 --> 00:06:29,295 +噉啊拖住母親隻手嚟到甘露廳，將一沓銀票都塞咗喺鄭克塽懷內，噉啊將自己兩個衫袋呢，就拉出嚟，拍下個身佢話： + +60 +00:06:29,401 --> 00:06:33,680 +嗱，睇過喇你，我一兩銀都冇喇，嗱噉你放心咯啩？ + +61 +00:06:34,644 --> 00:06:39,500 +韋春芳歎咗口氣佢話：係咯，係要噉至好㗎嘛。 + +62 +00:06:40,672 --> 00:06:46,713 +韋小寶返到自己間房，見到母親啊着住一條舊褲，不由得咭噉笑起上嚟。 + +63 +00:06:47,544 --> 00:06:51,604 +韋春芳彎起手指，喺佢額頭噗噉彈咗一下鬧佢話： + +64 +00:06:52,347 --> 00:06:56,398 +我起身屙尿，搵唔到條褲，就知道你冇好嘢㗎喇。 + +65 +00:06:56,763 --> 00:06:58,703 +講完，不禁都笑起上嚟啊。 + +66 +00:06:59,330 --> 00:07:02,301 +韋小寶話：哎呀弊喇，屎急添。 + +67 +00:07:02,745 --> 00:07:05,120 +佢揞住個肚匆匆忙忙行咗出去。 + +68 +00:07:05,911 --> 00:07:12,124 +韋春芳怕佢又去甘露廳嘞，但係見佢去咗後院廁所，噉先至放心，佢諗： + +69 +00:07:13,052 --> 00:07:16,948 +你再要去花廳呢，總走唔甩老娘雙眼嘅。 + +70 +00:07:18,371 --> 00:07:21,942 +韋小寶行出邊門，飛跑返去何園。 + +71 +00:07:22,529 --> 00:07:25,934 +噉啊守門嘅親兵伸手攔住佢喝佢話：做咩啊？ + +72 +00:07:26,377 --> 00:07:28,644 +我係欽差大人啊你唔認得我咩？ + +73 +00:07:29,352 --> 00:07:34,642 +個親兵一驚，仔細一睇，果然係欽差大人，連忙話：係，係大人。 + +74 +00:07:35,491 --> 00:07:42,336 +韋小寶唔等佢講完嘞，急急腳返到房間，佢話：雙兒啊，唔該你快啲幫我變翻欽差大人啦。 + +75 +00:07:43,112 --> 00:07:46,388 +一便講，一便出力掹甩身上嘅長衫。 + +76 +00:07:47,688 --> 00:07:50,957 +雙兒服侍佢洗面更衣，笑住話： + +77 +00:07:51,638 --> 00:07:55,323 +欽差大人私人察訪，查到真相喇？ + +78 +00:07:55,963 --> 00:07:58,483 +查到喇，我哋而家就去捉人。 + +79 +00:07:58,643 --> 00:08:02,227 +你快啲着翻親兵衣服，再叫八名親兵跟埋我去。 + +80 +00:08:03,090 --> 00:08:04,997 +要唔要叫徐老爺佢哋啊？ + +81 +00:08:05,945 --> 00:08:12,730 +韋小寶個心諗：鄭克塽同阿珂已經迷倒嘞，手到擒來就不費吹灰之力嘅。 + +82 +00:08:13,322 --> 00:08:17,823 +徐天川如果佢哋跟埋去，又唔准我殺姓鄭嗰個衰公嘞。 + +83 +00:08:18,642 --> 00:08:23,975 +叫埋啲親兵一齊去，係要擺架子嚇我媽，嚇啲龜婆龜仔啫嘛。 + +84 +00:08:24,126 --> 00:08:25,547 +佢就話：唔使喇。 + +85 +00:08:26,301 --> 00:08:28,604 +雙兒着起親兵服飾，佢話： + +86 +00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:31,642 +我哋叫埋曾姑娘一齊去呢好唔好啊？ + +87 +00:08:32,935 --> 00:08:41,376 +喺親兵隊伍裏便啊，只有佢同曾柔兩個係女扮男裝，噉兩個少女相處咗咁耐，已經十分親密嘞。 + +88 +00:08:42,121 --> 00:08:48,401 +韋小寶諗：要抱阿珂返嚟呢處佢一個人唔得嘅，係要兩個人抬先至得嘅。 + +89 +00:08:49,001 --> 00:08:55,903 +欽差大人又唔能夠喺下人面前逳手㗎，又唔能夠等啲親兵嘅臭手，碰到我老婆嘅香身喇。 + +90 +00:08:56,446 --> 00:09:01,424 +噉於是佢話：好啊，你叫一齊去啦，誒，不過千祈唔好叫王屋派嗰啲人噃。 + +91 +00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:06,640 +曾柔本來就着住親兵裝束嘅，噉眨下眼就嚟到嘞。 + +92 +00:09:07,465 --> 00:09:11,500 +韋小寶帶住兩個女仔同八名親兵，噉又去麗春院嘞。 + +93 +00:09:12,254 --> 00:09:17,915 +兩名親兵行前打門，喝話：參將大人到，快啲開門迎接。 + +94 +00:09:18,992 --> 00:09:22,993 +噉眾親兵啊得到囑咐，只係話韋小寶係參將唧。 + +95 +00:09:23,920 --> 00:09:28,235 +要嚇下啲龜婆龜公啊，一名參將已經綽綽有餘喇。 + +96 +00:09:29,401 --> 00:09:37,127 +打門打半日，嗰道大門先至咦聲打開，一名龜仔出嚟迎接佢話：有客啊。 + +97 +00:09:38,131 --> 00:09:40,499 +呢兩個字叫得無精打采。 + +98 +00:09:41,117 --> 00:09:44,153 +韋小寶怕佢認得自己啊，亦唔敢望佢。 + +99 +00:09:44,798 --> 00:09:49,000 +一名親兵話：參將老爺駕到，叫龜婆好好侍候。 + +100 +00:09:50,399 --> 00:09:58,108 +韋小寶嚟到大廳，噉啊龜婆出嚟迎接，對韋小寶睇都唔睇就話：請老爺去花廳飲茶啦。 + +101 +00:09:58,835 --> 00:10:03,775 +韋小寶個心諗：你唔睇我啊最好，免致認出我。 + +102 +00:10:04,402 --> 00:10:09,092 +嗯我都唔使見我阿媽喇，吩咐佢哋抬咗阿珂同鄭克塽走就係啦。 + +103 +00:10:10,552 --> 00:10:22,351 +不過見呢個龜婆平常接待人客呢十分周到㗎，對啲達官貴人呢更加恭敬客氣，吖點解今日咁冷淡，噉説話把聲都好古怪嘅呢？ + +104 +00:10:22,582 --> 00:10:23,894 +不覺有啲詫異嘞。 + +105 +00:10:25,311 --> 00:10:31,262 +佢行入甘露廳，只見酒席未收，鄭克塽仍然係打昂坐喺張椅處。 + +106 +00:10:32,091 --> 00:10:38,624 +噉正話想下令嘞，只見一個衣着華麗嘅人行過嚟，佢話：韋大人你好吖嘛？ + +107 +00:10:39,611 --> 00:10:43,898 +韋小寶吃咗一驚啊佢諗：嗯，你點解認得我嘅？ + +108 +00:10:44,587 --> 00:10:52,101 +向佢一望，哎呀嚇到佢成個跳起，即刻彎腰伸手，就去摸靴裏便把匕首咯噃。 + +109 +00:10:52,608 --> 00:11:00,673 +突然覺到隻手一緊，身後有人捉住佢手腕，冷冰冰噉話：好好坐低啦，唔好逳手逳腳。 + +110 +00:11:01,753 --> 00:11:05,337 +左手揸住佢後領扚起佢，擠佢落椅處。 + +111 +00:11:06,172 --> 00:11:08,321 +韋小寶暗暗叫苦啦。 + +112 +00:11:09,022 --> 00:11:12,954 +只聽見雙兒喝一聲，已經同嗰個人逳手打起上嚟嘞。 + +113 +00:11:13,274 --> 00:11:19,683 +噉曾柔上前夾擊，旁邊一個錦衣公子啊發掌向佢劈過去，噉兩個人就鬥起上嚟嘞。 + +114 +00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:28,620 +韋小寶定眼一睇，呢個錦衣公子啊，原來亦係女扮男裝，係阿珂嘅師姐阿琪啊。 + +115 +00:11:29,408 --> 00:11:40,887 +同雙兒打鬥嗰個人身材高瘦，乃係西藏喇嘛桑結，呢個時候着住便裝，頭上戴翻頂帽，裝咗一條假辮。 + +116 +00:11:42,010 --> 00:11:46,853 +第一個衣着華麗嘅人呢，係蒙古王子葛爾丹啊。 + +117 +00:11:47,862 --> 00:11:56,750 +韋小寶諗：哎呀我真係懵喇，明明聽見鄭克塽話約咗葛爾丹喺呢度會面嘅，點解我噉都防唔到呢一着呢？ + +118 +00:11:58,031 --> 00:12:03,022 +我一見到阿珂，個心就迷迷懵懵噉，連老豆姓乜都唔記得咗嘞。 + +119 +00:12:03,316 --> 00:12:08,729 +吖叉叉叉，我本來就唔知道老豆姓乜㗎嘛，噉亦難怪嘅。 + +120 +00:12:09,738 --> 00:12:14,459 +只聽雙兒哎吖一聲，條腰已經畀桑結點咗穴道，跌咗喺地嘞。 + +121 +00:12:15,041 --> 00:12:18,650 +呢陣時，曾柔仲喺度同阿琪猛咁打。 + +122 +00:12:19,166 --> 00:12:25,640 +阿琪招式啊雖然係精奇啊，但係出手冇力，幾次打中曾柔，不過都打佢唔傷。 + +123 +00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:30,491 +桑結行埋去，兩招咁多唧，就將曾柔點倒咯。 + +124 +00:12:31,412 --> 00:12:37,921 +八名親兵有啲係畀桑結點倒，有啲係畀葛爾丹打死，癱晒喺廳外天井裏便。 + +125 +00:12:39,286 --> 00:12:45,829 +桑結騎騎騎噉笑一笑，坐低佢話：韋大人，你嘅師父呢？ + +126 +00:12:46,473 --> 00:12:49,664 +講完伸出雙手，一直伸到佢面前。 + +127 +00:12:50,499 --> 00:12:54,917 +只見佢十隻手指都少咗一截，睇起嚟啊好得人驚嘅。 + +128 +00:12:55,980 --> 00:12:58,137 +韋小寶暗暗叫苦嘞佢諗： + +129 +00:12:59,420 --> 00:13:09,000 +嗰日佢掀部經書，手指係黐咗我落嗰啲毒藥，吖呢個人居然狠得起心，將十隻手指都斬咗一闕。 + +130 +00:13:10,033 --> 00:13:19,359 +今日老子落喺佢手內，一報還一報，將我十隻手指都斬咗一闕噉都唔緊要啊，怕就怕佢將我個頭殼斬咗一闕唧。 + +131 +00:13:20,775 --> 00:13:24,017 +桑結見佢嚇到傻咗，十分得意啊就話： + +132 +00:13:24,623 --> 00:13:33,423 +韋大人，當日我見你小小孩童，唔知道你係朝中大大嘅貴人，真係多多得罪啊。 + +133 +00:13:34,452 --> 00:13:35,108 +唔敢當。 + +134 +00:13:35,694 --> 00:13:41,666 +當日我以為你係一個平常嘅喇嘛，唔知道你係一位大大嘅英雄，真係多多得罪啊。 + +135 +00:13:42,444 --> 00:13:45,278 +哼，你點知我係英雄啊？ + +136 +00:13:46,236 --> 00:13:53,054 +有人喺經書上面落咗劇毒，噉想害我師父，畀我師父識穿咗就唔敢用手去掂佢。 + +137 +00:13:53,490 --> 00:13:59,183 +你呢，就一定要睇呢部經書，噉我師父無可奈何啦，只有畀咗你咯。 + +138 +00:13:59,467 --> 00:14:07,378 +大喇嘛啊，你手指中毒之後，當機立斷，噉即刻就將中咗毒嘅手指斬咗去真係了不起啊！ + +139 +00:14:07,831 --> 00:14:15,114 +自己鋸頸自殺就容易啫噃，自己斬十隻手指啊，古往今來，從來冇一位大英雄做過嘅。 + +140 +00:14:15,652 --> 00:14:26,444 +想當年，關雲長刮骨療毒，眉頭都唔皺一下，不過係人哋幫佢刮骨啫，要佢自己斬手指啊，噉就點都唔做得㗎。 + +141 +00:14:26,703 --> 00:14:32,160 +你仲叻過關雲長，噉仲唔係自古以來，天下第一位大英雄囉。 + +142 +00:14:33,781 --> 00:14:42,027 +桑結明知佢托大腳，不過係想自己對佢手下留情，噉比起哀求饒命啊，相差亦都係冇幾多㗎啫。 + +143 +00:14:42,903 --> 00:14:46,381 +不過呢啲説話聽起上嚟，噉確係非常舒服。 + +144 +00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:56,049 +當日，自己狠心斬十隻手指，先至保得住條命，噉雖然雙手殘廢啊，好多武功大打折扣。 + +145 +00:14:56,613 --> 00:15:04,110 +但係想到當時生死懸於一線，自己竟然咁剛強勇敢，個心時常都引以為傲嘅。 + +146 +00:15:05,229 --> 00:15:15,061 +佢帶埋十二名師弟，前嚟中原劫奪四十二章經，結果呢十二個人冚𠾴唥都死晒，自己仲搞到雙手殘廢。 + +147 +00:15:15,608 --> 00:15:22,459 +咁衰牌嘅事情，自不然係對人絕口不提啦，亦從來冇人敢問佢為乜事要斬十隻手指嘅。 + +148 +00:15:23,272 --> 00:15:26,886 +因此韋小寶呢番説話呢，仲係第一次聽見唧。 + +149 +00:15:27,931 --> 00:15:33,994 +大喇嘛嘅神情本來係陰陰沉沉嘅，都不覺多咗幾絲笑意喇，佢話： + +150 +00:15:34,713 --> 00:15:41,151 +韋大人，我哋得知你駕臨揚州，大家就約齊咗嚟同你相會。 + +151 +00:15:41,689 --> 00:15:47,383 +你專門同平西王搞鬼，扠𢰸咗佢老人家唔少大事。 + +152 +00:15:47,913 --> 00:15:52,799 +額駙，原來想返雲南探親嘅，亦都係畀你攔住嘅係唔係吖？ + +153 +00:15:53,541 --> 00:15:57,397 +哈各位嘅消息真係靈通噃了不起了不起！ + +154 +00:15:57,743 --> 00:16:02,070 +呢次我出北京啊，皇上吩咐咗咩説話，各位知唔知道呢？ + +155 +00:16:03,019 --> 00:16:04,229 +噉啊要請教喇。 + +156 +00:16:04,585 --> 00:16:05,748 +好話，好話。 + +157 +00:16:06,419 --> 00:16:14,313 +皇上講啊：韋小寶，你去揚州辦事，就係怕吳三桂要派人行刺你，朕有啲放心唔落唧。 + +158 +00:16:15,038 --> 00:16:23,199 +好在佢個仔喺朕手上，如果你有咩三長兩短，朕將吳應熊呢個傢伙一模一樣噉兩短三長就係喇。 + +159 +00:16:23,776 --> 00:16:30,170 +吳三桂如果派人割咗你一隻手指尾，吳應熊呢個傢伙呢亦不免少一隻手指尾。 + +160 +00:16:30,894 --> 00:16:35,107 +吳三桂呢個老嘢派人殺你，等於殺自己嘅仔啫噉。 + +161 +00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:44,646 +我就話：皇上啊，邊個人嘅仔呢我都可以做，吳三桂嘅仔呢嘿咪拘喇，一定唔做。皇上就哈哈大笑。 + +162 +00:16:45,099 --> 00:16:47,356 +就係噉樣，我就嚟到揚州喇。 + +163 +00:16:48,571 --> 00:16:53,909 +桑結同葛爾丹對望咗一眼，兩個人嘅面色，有啲變變地嘞。 + +164 +00:16:54,693 --> 00:17:05,547 +桑結話：我同王子殿下呢次嚟到揚州搵你，初時我哋諗，皇帝派出嚟嘅欽差，一定係咩嘢了不起嘅人物啦。 + +165 +00:17:06,179 --> 00:17:13,737 +誰知我哋兩個人遠遠望咗一望，原來係老相識，連呢位阿琪姑娘，都認出你。 + +166 +00:17:14,346 --> 00:17:15,835 +我哋係老相好啦嘛。 + +167 +00:17:16,764 --> 00:17:23,279 +阿琪攞起枱面一隻筷子，喺佢額頭一督，啋佢話：邊個同你係老相好啊？ + +168 +00:17:24,589 --> 00:17:37,097 +我哋約咗台灣鄭二公子喺呢處相會，本來係要商量點樣對付你嘅，想唔到你竟然自己送上門，呵，噉慳翻我哋唔少力添。 + +169 +00:17:37,897 --> 00:17:39,247 +哦，噉啊係啊。 + +170 +00:17:39,647 --> 00:17:46,913 +係嘞，皇上盤問王子手下嗰個鬍鬚佬罕帖摩啊，盤問咗三日，乜嘢都知道晒嘞。 + +171 +00:17:47,772 --> 00:17:54,038 +桑結同葛爾丹聽到罕帖摩個名，都大吃一驚啊，同時企起身佢問：咩話？ + +172 +00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:56,080 +噉亦冇乜嘢。 + +173 +00:17:56,595 --> 00:18:02,250 +皇上同罕帖摩講嘅係蒙古話，嘰哩咕嚕咕嚕嘰哩噉我一句都唔識。 + +174 +00:18:02,872 --> 00:18:12,143 +收尾皇上啊賞咗佢好多銀，派佢去兵部尚書明珠大人手下辦事，過咗三日，就派我去催佢快啲畫地圖嘞。 + +175 +00:18:13,008 --> 00:18:26,489 +呢啲行軍打仗嘅事我亦唔識嘅，噉我又同皇上話啦我話皇上啊，蒙古西藏地方好冷㗎，你要派兵去打仗啊，奴才同你請個假喇，等我去揚州花花世界逛下罷啦噉。 + +176 +00:18:27,719 --> 00:18:33,256 +葛爾丹好憂心噉問：你話小皇帝要派兵去蒙古西藏啊？ + +177 +00:18:34,081 --> 00:18:36,303 +呢種事情我都唔係點清楚嘞。 + +178 +00:18:36,610 --> 00:18:44,545 +皇上話：我哋最好只係對付一個老嘢，蒙古西藏如果係幫我哋呢，我哋就當佢哋係朋友啦。 + +179 +00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:49,566 +佢哋如果要幫老嘢呢，噉我哋冇法子嘞，只有先發制人啦噉話啊。 + +180 +00:18:50,398 --> 00:18:55,235 +桑結同葛爾丹對望咗一眼，噉稍為寬心啲嘞，都坐翻低。 + +181 +00:18:56,050 --> 00:19:06,036 +葛爾丹問起罕帖摩個情形，韋小寶將佢嘅形貌舉動，描繪得活龍活現，不由得葛爾丹同桑結唔信嘞。 + +182 +00:19:07,542 --> 00:19:21,570 +韋小寶見佢兩個人都皺住眉頭，估計佢兩個人知道罕帖摩投降咗清廷，蒙古西藏同吳三桂勾結嘅事，已經瞞唔過小皇帝，就怕康熙先下手為強。 + +183 +00:19:22,860 --> 00:19:30,312 +眼見雙兒同曾柔都畀佢哋點咗穴道，瞓喺地下，嗰八名親兵呢多數已經係嗚呼哀哉嘞。 + +184 +00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:42,048 +佢呢次靜靜嚟到麗春院，就好怕畀人發現自己身世秘密嘅，因此徐天川、張勇、趙齊賢等等呢冇一個人知道。 + +185 +00:19:42,871 --> 00:19:47,114 +唉睇嚟等到自己畀人斫成肉醬，都係冇人嚟救㗎喇。 + +186 +00:19:47,621 --> 00:19:53,060 +噉既然無計甩身，只有信口開河都好過坐以待斃吖，佢就話： + +187 +00:19:54,079 --> 00:19:59,566 +皇上聽講葛爾丹王子武功高強，英雄無敵，佢都好佩服㗎。 + +188 +00:20:00,982 --> 00:20:07,026 +葛爾丹微微笑問佢：皇帝都練武功咩？佢點知道我有武功㗎？ + +189 +00:20:08,006 --> 00:20:11,258 +皇上當然會武功啦，仲好唔錯添。 + +190 +00:20:11,884 --> 00:20:21,956 +殿下嗰日喺少林寺大顯身手，打到少林寺方丈啊甘拜下風，達摩堂、羅漢堂、般若堂三堂首座望風披靡。 + +191 +00:20:22,392 --> 00:20:25,052 +兄弟都同皇帝詳詳細細噉講咗喇。 + +192 +00:20:26,206 --> 00:20:38,562 +嗰日葛爾丹喺少林寺打輸走咗，而家聽韋小寶為佢大吹牛皮，噉啊自己喺桑結面前好有面子，啲表情都得意起嚟嘞。 + +193 +00:20:39,410 --> 00:20:46,641 +韋小寶又話：少林寺方丈晦聰大師嘅武功，喺武林中亦算係數一數二㗎啦。 + +194 +00:20:46,819 --> 00:20:53,785 +吖，但係王子殿下嘅衫袖就噉一拂唧，晦聰方丈就企唔穩嘞，一跤扽咗喺處。 + +195 +00:20:54,176 --> 00:21:00,546 +好彩佢扽低嘅時候啊，𦣇柚底啱啱有個蒲團唧，噉先至冇跌斷佢嗰幾條老骨頭咋。 + +196 +00:21:01,699 --> 00:21:08,436 +其實嗰日呢，葛爾丹係畀晦聰衫袖一拂，一跤坐喺張椅處，企唔翻起身。 + +197 +00:21:09,098 --> 00:21:10,800 +韋小寶啊調轉嚟講。 + +198 +00:21:11,850 --> 00:21:18,437 +韋小寶把嘴就胡言亂語，個心呢就胡思亂想，嗰雙眼呢就東張西望。 + +199 +00:21:19,119 --> 00:21:27,058 +一擸眼，只見阿琪似笑非笑，猛咁望實葛爾丹，眼光之中啊充滿住情意。 + +200 +00:21:27,546 --> 00:21:32,084 +嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/179.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/179.srt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..1780301f09f0496dda0fa8976d78d217ba9ab30f --- /dev/null +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/179.srt @@ -0,0 +1,799 @@ +1 +00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,952 +前文再續啊書接上一回啊。 + +2 +00:00:04,113 --> 00:00:11,175 +話說韋小寶一擸眼，見到阿琪雙眼啊含情脈脈噉望住葛爾丹。 + +3 +00:00:12,174 --> 00:00:18,600 +韋小寶心念一動嘞，佢諗：呢個惡鬼姑娘想做蒙古王妃啊。 + +4 +00:00:19,353 --> 00:00:31,266 +就話：皇上講，葛爾丹王子武功又高，相貌又漂亮，佢要娶王妃啊應該娶一個年輕美貌，亦有武功嘅姑娘先得嘅。 + +5 +00:00:32,004 --> 00:00:38,510 +佢擸一擸阿琪，果然見到佢塊面一紅，神情啊十分關注，就接住話喇： + +6 +00:00:39,173 --> 00:00:47,704 +皇上又講啊，嗰個陳圓圓呢雖然號稱天下第一美人唧，不過而家年紀大咯，葛爾丹又何必一定要娶佢呢噉。 + +7 +00:00:48,532 --> 00:00:53,426 +阿琪忍唔住話：邊個話佢要娶陳圓圓唧？又試亂噏嘞。 + +8 +00:00:54,124 --> 00:00:56,951 +葛爾丹擰頭話：邊有噉嘅事呢？ + +9 +00:00:57,507 --> 00:01:05,583 +韋小寶話：係啊，我話，啟稟皇上，葛爾丹王子殿下有個相好個姑娘，叫做阿琪姑娘。 + +10 +00:01:06,104 --> 00:01:10,334 +阿琪啋咗佢一聲，但係神情呢，卻係十分歡喜。 + +11 +00:01:10,943 --> 00:01:13,659 +葛爾丹向佢笑吟吟噉望咗一眼。 + +12 +00:01:14,768 --> 00:01:27,163 +韋小寶繼續話：呢位阿琪姑娘武功天下第三，只係唔及桑結大喇嘛、葛爾丹王子殿下唧，比起皇上啊，嘿嘿，似乎啊，仲叻過啲啲啊。 + +13 +00:01:27,439 --> 00:01:30,767 +啊奴才講嘅係老實説話啊，皇上你唔好見怪啊。 + +14 +00:01:31,711 --> 00:01:47,704 +桑結本來聽得有啲氣悶嘅，但係聽佢居然對皇上話自己係武功天下第一，明知呢個小鬼嘅説話十成當中信半成都多，但係不禁怡然自得，個鼻就哼咗一聲表示唔信嘞。 + +15 +00:01:48,950 --> 00:01:50,080 +韋小寶繼續話： + +16 +00:01:50,724 --> 00:01:56,761 +皇上話我唔信，呢個姑娘仔嘅武功更好，唔通仲叻過佢師父咩噉？ + +17 +00:01:57,001 --> 00:02:03,750 +我話：皇上有所不知喇，呢個姑娘仔嘅師父啊，係一位身穿白衣嘅尼姑。 + +18 +00:02:04,363 --> 00:02:08,660 +武功啊本來好高嘅，算得係天下武功第三。 + +19 +00:02:09,105 --> 00:02:19,423 +不過有一次，佢同桑結大喇嘛比武噃，畀桑結大喇嘛一掌劈過去，嗰個師太抵擋唔住喇，全身內功都散得無影無蹤。 + +20 +00:02:19,761 --> 00:02:23,924 +因此武功天下第三嘅名號呢，就畀佢嘅徒弟搶咗去喇。 + +21 +00:02:25,141 --> 00:02:32,961 +阿琪聽佢講穿自己嘅師承來歷，個心有啲驚喇佢諗：佢點會知道我師父嘅呢？ + +22 +00:02:34,529 --> 00:02:44,046 +桑結啊雖然未同九難打過啊，但係十二名師弟冚𠾴唥喺佢師徒手下死於非命，實在係生平嘅奇恥大辱。 + +23 +00:02:45,211 --> 00:02:51,777 +而家聽韋小寶講九難畀自己一掌劈到內功消散，噉真係喺自己面上貼金嘞。 + +24 +00:02:53,143 --> 00:03:01,423 +佢同葛爾丹以前最擔心嘅呢，都係怕韋小寶揭露自己嘅醜史，因此都想盡快殺咗佢滅口。 + +25 +00:03:02,474 --> 00:03:07,791 +等到聽佢將自己嘅大敗講成係大勝，啊噉就唔急於殺佢咯噃。 + +26 +00:03:08,650 --> 00:03:10,556 +桑結睇咗阿琪一陣佢諗： + +27 +00:03:11,209 --> 00:03:18,839 +我而家先至知，原來你係嗰個白衣尼姑嘅徒弟，哼，都怕有啲古怪喇。 + +28 +00:03:19,854 --> 00:03:23,294 +阿琪又問：你話嗰個陳圓圓呢佢又點啊？ + +29 +00:03:23,819 --> 00:03:27,528 +嗰個陳圓圓呢，我喺昆明係親眼見過嘅。 + +30 +00:03:28,008 --> 00:03:35,980 +唔怕同姑娘老實講吖，佢就大過我好多歲，不過天下第一美人呢六個字啊的確係名不虛傳㗎。 + +31 +00:03:36,594 --> 00:03:41,922 +我一見佢啊，當堂就靈魂出竅手腳冰冷全身發抖。 + +32 +00:03:42,510 --> 00:03:48,702 +個心啊一味話：哎呀，世間上邊有咁美貌個人㗎？啊邊度有咁美貌個人㗎？ + +33 +00:03:49,663 --> 00:03:59,901 +阿琪姑娘啊，你嘅師妹阿珂呢算得係好靚好靚嘅人嘞，但係比起呢個陳圓圓啊，容貌體態，仲係爭得好遠好遠㗎。 + +34 +00:04:00,989 --> 00:04:13,670 +阿琪當然知道阿珂容顏絕美，仲靚過自己嘅，又知道韋小寶對阿珂神魂顛倒，噉連佢都噉樣講咯，怕呢個説話，都係真㗎噃。 + +35 +00:04:14,394 --> 00:04:17,321 +但係佢個嘴呢，仲係唔肯服燒賣啊，佢話： + +36 +00:04:17,896 --> 00:04:23,296 +你呢個細路係個小色迷，見到人哋三分姿色就講成係十分嘞。 + +37 +00:04:23,873 --> 00:04:30,448 +陳圓圓今年至少都有四十幾歲啦，就算以前靚啫，而家都唔係點靚㗎喇。 + +38 +00:04:30,723 --> 00:04:32,612 +唔係啊唔係啊。 + +39 +00:04:32,888 --> 00:04:41,525 +好似你阿琪姑娘吖，今年不過係十八九歲，當然係靚到不得了啦，再過三十年，一定仲係好靚嘅。 + +40 +00:04:41,649 --> 00:04:44,792 +嗱，你如果唔信，我同你輸賭吖嗱。 + +41 +00:04:45,236 --> 00:04:49,233 +如果三十年後你嘅樣唔靚呢，我割個人頭畀你。 + +42 +00:04:50,410 --> 00:04:56,012 +阿琪笑嘞，任何女人聽人讚自己美貌，自不然開心定啦。 + +43 +00:04:56,550 --> 00:05:01,004 +而當住自己嘅情郎面前嚟到稱讚，更加係心花怒放。 + +44 +00:05:01,412 --> 00:05:08,812 +何況佢對自己嘅樣本來就頗有自信嘅，諗住三十年後，自己亦唔會難睇幾多嘅。 + +45 +00:05:09,412 --> 00:05:21,013 +韋小寶只係希望佢應承輸賭，噉葛爾丹講唔定會睇在意中人份上啊，就畀自己再過三十年，到嗰陣時再定輸贏都未遲吖。 + +46 +00:05:22,087 --> 00:05:29,351 +誰知桑結哼咗一聲冷冰冰噉話：哼，就可惜你過唔到今晚啊。 + +47 +00:05:30,262 --> 00:05:34,967 +阿琪姑娘三十年後嘅芳容，你冇福氣見到喇。 + +48 +00:05:35,819 --> 00:05:46,966 +韋小寶笑咗一笑話：噉亦唔緊要啊，希望大喇嘛同王子殿下記得我呢句説話，到三十年後個今日，就知道韋小寶係有先見之明喇。 + +49 +00:05:47,791 --> 00:05:51,800 +桑結、葛爾丹、阿琪三個人忍唔住都笑起上嚟。 + +50 +00:05:52,453 --> 00:06:00,674 +我去昆明，係幾個月之前嘅事啫嘛，我係送建寧公主去嫁畀吳三桂嘅仔嘅，你哋三位都知道㗎啦？ + +51 +00:06:01,221 --> 00:06:10,063 +本來呢件係天大嘅喜事，哈，不過我一入到昆明城，只見每條街上，都有人喺度嚎啕大哭。 + +52 +00:06:10,534 --> 00:06:17,131 +隔幾家就有一副棺材，好多女人同細佬哥啊披麻戴孝，喊到昏天黑地。 + +53 +00:06:17,857 --> 00:06:20,867 +葛爾丹同阿琪一齊問：為咩事啊？ + +54 +00:06:21,223 --> 00:06:27,049 +我亦好奇怪啦，一問雲南啲官，噉大家支支吾吾都唔肯講噃。 + +55 +00:06:27,733 --> 00:06:30,894 +收尾我派親兵出去探聽下，噉先至知道啊。 + +56 +00:06:31,196 --> 00:06:37,201 +原來呢一日朝頭早，陳圓圓聽講話公主駕到，噉啊親自出嚟迎接啦。 + +57 +00:06:37,814 --> 00:06:51,419 +誰知佢喺頂轎一出嚟，嘩昆明啊十幾萬男人，都好似發咗癲噉，個個湧過去睇佢，都話天上仙女下凡，噉你推我擁，踩死啊好幾千人喇。 + +58 +00:06:52,010 --> 00:07:04,510 +平西王帳下嘅武官兵丁，初時都搏命噉彈壓，收尾啊，見到陳圓圓噃，大家嘅刀槍都跌咗落地，個個擘大個口，口水又掂流，一味睇住陳圓圓啊。 + +59 +00:07:05,472 --> 00:07:11,872 +桑結、葛爾丹、阿琪三個人，你睇下我我睇下你，都諗： + +60 +00:07:12,691 --> 00:07:20,740 +呢個細路嘅説話實係加油添醬，不過陳圓圓恐怕真係美貌非凡，能夠見下佢就好喇。 + +61 +00:07:22,012 --> 00:07:25,156 +韋小寶見三個人漸漸相信嘞佢就話： + +62 +00:07:25,369 --> 00:07:31,098 +王子殿下，平西王麾下有個總兵叫做馬寶，你有冇聽過佢個名啊？ + +63 +00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:33,943 +葛爾丹同阿琪都點點頭。 + +64 +00:07:34,503 --> 00:07:38,242 +佢兩個人同馬寶一齊去過少林寺，點會唔識呢？ + +65 +00:07:38,718 --> 00:07:42,418 +葛爾丹話：嗰日喺少林寺，你都見過佢㗎。 + +66 +00:07:42,982 --> 00:07:45,207 +係佢啊？吖我都唔記得咗添。 + +67 +00:07:45,669 --> 00:07:52,201 +噉當日我只係留心王子殿下大顯神功，打倒少林寺嘅高僧，冇時間睇第二個人咯。 + +68 +00:07:52,672 --> 00:07:59,262 +就算稍為有一啲啲時間，亦只係向阿琪姑娘嘅花容月貌，偷偷睇多幾眼啫。 + +69 +00:07:59,827 --> 00:08:03,383 +阿琪啋咗佢一聲，不過個心呢就十分歡喜嘞。 + +70 +00:08:04,390 --> 00:08:06,961 +葛爾丹問：馬總兵又點啊？ + +71 +00:08:07,730 --> 00:08:13,892 +韋小寶歎一口氣，佢話：唉，馬總兵啊，就係喺呢一日出事嘅。 + +72 +00:08:14,658 --> 00:08:26,046 +佢係奉咗平西王將令啊保護陳圓圓啦，點知佢睇咗陳圓圓幾眼，哈，佢都糊塗起上嚟噃，居然過去摸咗下佢嗰隻又白又嫩嘅手。 + +73 +00:08:26,659 --> 00:08:29,732 +收尾平西王知道咗，打咗佢四十軍棍。 + +74 +00:08:30,364 --> 00:08:37,713 +馬總兵啊靜靜同人哋話：我摸嘅係陳圓圓嘅左手，本來以為王爺呢要斬咗我一隻手嘅。 + +75 +00:08:38,052 --> 00:08:44,930 +早知道只係打我四十軍棍啊，噉我連佢右手都摸埋咯，八十下軍棍，未必打得死我。 + +76 +00:08:45,822 --> 00:08:52,076 +平西王駕下總共有十大總兵，噉其餘嗰九名總兵啊都羨慕到佢不得了。 + +77 +00:08:52,751 --> 00:09:01,669 +收尾，呢句説話傳到平西王嗰處，佢就傳下將令，今後邊個摸陳圓圓隻手呢，非斬咗佢雙手不可噉。 + +78 +00:09:02,420 --> 00:09:08,136 +平西王嘅女婿夏國相，亦都係十大總兵之一，你哋估佢點啊？ + +79 +00:09:08,719 --> 00:09:15,795 +佢係叫高手匠人，做定一對假手，佢話自己有時啊，會見到呢個天仙一樣噉嘅岳母。 + +80 +00:09:16,213 --> 00:09:24,667 +萬一忍唔住去摸佢隻手咯，不如自己做定隻假手先，以免臨時嚟唔切訂做，呢啲叫做有備無患喎。 + +81 +00:09:25,762 --> 00:09:28,774 +葛爾丹就聽到擘大個口傻咗噉出神。 + +82 +00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:33,404 +桑結啊一味噉擰頭佢話：荒唐，荒唐。 + +83 +00:09:34,187 --> 00:09:38,187 +都唔知係話十大總兵荒唐呢，定係話韋小寶荒唐喇。 + +84 +00:09:38,970 --> 00:09:43,836 +阿琪話：你係見過陳圓圓，點解唔去摸佢嘅手啊？ + +85 +00:09:44,049 --> 00:09:46,400 +唉，噉係有緣故㗎嘛。 + +86 +00:09:46,907 --> 00:09:55,164 +我去見陳圓圓之前，吳應熊先嚟見我，話我千里迢迢噉送公主嚟畀佢做老婆，佢非常之感激。 + +87 +00:09:55,617 --> 00:10:05,934 +噉佢攞咗一副嘢出嚟，金光閃閃，鑲滿晒翡翠、美玉、紅寶石、貓兒眼，原來，係一副黃金手銬。 + +88 +00:10:06,892 --> 00:10:08,771 +咩嘢手銬咁珍貴㗎？ + +89 +00:10:09,460 --> 00:10:14,389 +噉唔係，當時我就問佢係咩嘢東東嚟㗎噉，以為佢係送畀我嘅禮物噃。 + +90 +00:10:14,842 --> 00:10:19,337 +誰知佢咔一聲，將我雙手鎖住，我大吃一驚啦就問： + +91 +00:10:19,612 --> 00:10:22,820 +額駙，你做咩事捉我啊？我犯咗咩罪啊？ + +92 +00:10:23,283 --> 00:10:28,899 +吳應熊就話喇：欽差大人，你唔好會錯意啊，兄弟一番好意咋。 + +93 +00:10:29,884 --> 00:10:36,967 +你要去見我嘅陳姨娘，呢副手銬啊係非戴不可㗎，免得你忍耐唔住伸手去摸佢。 + +94 +00:10:37,630 --> 00:10:42,450 +如果淨係摸下佢隻手，父王畀面你係個欽差大臣，就唔會點樣。 + +95 +00:10:42,787 --> 00:10:50,700 +我怕就怕你摸下摸下，摸到唔停手，噉父王啊不免會犯殺害欽差大臣嘅大罪。 + +96 +00:10:51,082 --> 00:10:54,962 +大人固之然係唔妥啦，我吳家亦弊弊冇咁弊嘞。 + +97 +00:10:55,544 --> 00:10:58,576 +我嚇咗一跳啦，就戴住手銬去見陳圓圓喇。 + +98 +00:10:59,681 --> 00:11:03,318 +阿琪越聽越好笑就話：我真係唔信啊。 + +99 +00:11:03,692 --> 00:11:09,807 +好吖，下次你去北京，問吳應熊攞呢副金手銬嚟睇下就唔到你唔信嘞。 + +100 +00:11:10,393 --> 00:11:18,698 +佢係隨身攜帶嘅，一見到陳圓圓啊，即刻攞出嚟戴起佢，只要戴慢一步啊，哼，就唔得了喇。 + +101 +00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:25,803 +桑結話：哼，陳圓圓係佢庶母，唔通佢都敢有非禮嘅舉動咩？ + +102 +00:11:26,570 --> 00:11:30,640 +佢啊當然唔敢啦，所以就隨身帶住呢副金手銬啫。 + +103 +00:11:31,503 --> 00:11:36,222 +阿琪話：佢去咗北京，又何必再隨身帶住唧？ + +104 +00:11:36,966 --> 00:11:41,336 +韋小寶打個特，個心話：弊，牛皮吹破咗嘞。 + +105 +00:11:42,194 --> 00:11:45,179 +但係佢腦筋轉得極之快，佢即刻就話： + +106 +00:11:45,722 --> 00:11:52,356 +吳應熊本來想立即返昆明嘅，佢又冇想到喺北京長住，噉留喺北京係不得已嘅啫嘛。 + +107 +00:11:53,231 --> 00:11:54,697 +桑結睩咗佢一眼話： + +108 +00:11:55,462 --> 00:12:04,921 +噉就係你恩將仇報咯噃，人哋借手銬畀你，咁夠交情，但係你呢就攔住佢唔畀佢返雲南。 + +109 +00:12:05,822 --> 00:12:10,231 +吳應熊對我有咩嘢恩啊？佢同我啊有不共戴天之仇啊真呢。 + +110 +00:12:10,981 --> 00:12:14,364 +桑結奇怪嘞：佢有咩嘢得罪你啊？ + +111 +00:12:14,982 --> 00:12:20,746 +仲唔得罪啊？借手銬畀我，仲惡毒過殺我老豆啊。 + +112 +00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:26,220 +當時我如果唔係戴住呢副手銬，陳圓圓嘅面珠我都摸過啦。 + +113 +00:12:26,487 --> 00:12:35,876 +唉，大喇嘛、王子殿下，只要我摸過陳圓圓嘅面珠啊，就算吳三桂斬咗我呢雙手又有咩緊要喎？ + +114 +00:12:36,143 --> 00:12:40,632 +就算佢再斬埋我呢雙腳，做成雲南宣威火腿啊又算得乜嘢吖？ + +115 +00:12:41,764 --> 00:12:49,436 +三個人聽到出晒神，想象陳圓圓嗰種絕世容光，聽咗佢呢句説話竟然間唔笑噃。 + +116 +00:12:50,644 --> 00:12:54,204 +韋小寶壓低把聲整成好神秘嘅模樣，佢話： + +117 +00:12:55,157 --> 00:12:59,123 +有個天大嘅秘密，三位聽咗啊千祈唔能夠洩漏啊。 + +118 +00:12:59,353 --> 00:13:05,801 +本來係唔能夠講嘅，不過難得同三位談得咁投機，噉不妨同知己講下唧。 + +119 +00:13:06,446 --> 00:13:09,081 +葛爾丹連忙問：咩機密啊？ + +120 +00:13:10,100 --> 00:13:13,904 +皇上調兵譴將，要打吳三桂啊。 + +121 +00:13:15,002 --> 00:13:18,661 +桑結等三個人互相睇下，笑一笑嘞，都諗： + +122 +00:13:19,550 --> 00:13:26,394 +邊度係咩機密唧？皇帝唔打吳三桂，吳三桂都要起兵打皇帝嘞。 + +123 +00:13:27,691 --> 00:13:33,116 +你哋知唔知道皇上為咩要對雲南用兵啊？噉又難估啲呢。 + +124 +00:13:33,811 --> 00:13:37,100 +阿琪話：唔通亦係為咗陳圓圓？ + +125 +00:13:38,022 --> 00:13:43,611 +韋小寶一拍張枱，顯得驚異萬分佢話：咦，你點知道㗎？ + +126 +00:13:44,422 --> 00:13:45,886 +我係隨便估下㗎咋。 + +127 +00:13:46,670 --> 00:13:52,724 +韋小寶大為讚歎啊佢話：姑娘真係女諸葛喇，料事如神。 + +128 +00:13:53,529 --> 00:13:58,338 +皇上做咗皇帝，乜嘢都有嘞，就係少咗呢個天下第一美人。 + +129 +00:13:59,178 --> 00:14:05,910 +上次皇上為咩事要派我呢個細路仔去雲南，而唔派啲德高望重，勞苦功高嘅大臣呢？ + +130 +00:14:06,408 --> 00:14:15,935 +就係要我去親眼睇下，到底呢個女子啊係唔係真係靚得咁攞命，再要我探下吳三桂嘅口風，肯唔肯將吳三桂獻入宮。 + +131 +00:14:16,486 --> 00:14:21,217 +派啲白鬍鬚大臣去辦呢件事，總有啲唔係點好意思㗎嘛係咪呢？ + +132 +00:14:21,759 --> 00:14:26,799 +點知我只係提得一句唧，吳三桂就發火嘞嘭嘭聲噉拍枱話： + +133 +00:14:27,278 --> 00:14:33,343 +你送一個公主嚟，就想換我嘅生觀音啊，哼哼，就算一百個公主啊我都唔肯換啊。 + +134 +00:14:34,410 --> 00:14:39,861 +桑結同葛爾丹對望一眼，隱隱約約覺得上咗吳三桂嘅大當嘞。 + +135 +00:14:40,426 --> 00:14:43,671 +原來其中，仲有呢啲女人嘅糾葛。 + +136 +00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:54,094 +吳三桂當年衝冠一怒為紅顏就係為咗陳圓圓，斷送咗大明三百年嘅江山，呢件事係天下皆知嘅。 + +137 +00:14:54,618 --> 00:14:59,594 +小皇帝年少風流，噉呢種事情都係在情在理嘅。 + +138 +00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:04,363 +韋小寶見桑結同葛爾丹都神色嚴重，佢又話： + +139 +00:15:05,186 --> 00:15:08,246 +我見吳三桂一發火，就唔敢再講嘞。 + +140 +00:15:08,721 --> 00:15:16,987 +嗰陣時我喺雲南，雖然帶住幾千兵馬，又點打得過吳三桂手下嘅千軍萬馬呢？只有粒聲唔出啦嘛係唔係吖？ + +141 +00:15:17,676 --> 00:15:18,849 +葛爾丹岌一岌頭。 + +142 +00:15:19,525 --> 00:15:26,485 +有一晚，嗰個鬍鬚佬罕帖摩嚟見我，佢話係王子殿下派佢去昆明同吳三桂聯絡嘅。 + +143 +00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:38,258 +佢喺昆明就發覺情勢唔對路喇，話蒙古人呢係咩汗嘅子孫，都係英雄好漢，噉點解為咗吳三桂一個美貌女子去打仗送死吖噉。 + +144 +00:15:38,702 --> 00:15:48,384 +噉佢又𠼮求我，偷偷帶佢去北京見皇帝，要親自對皇帝講，話陳圓圓，同蒙古王子、西藏喇嘛都冇關係嘅。 + +145 +00:15:49,060 --> 00:15:54,314 +蒙古葛爾丹王子早就有咗一位阿琪姑娘，唔會再要陳圓圓㗎喇。 + +146 +00:15:54,634 --> 00:15:58,910 +西藏大喇嘛呢亦有咗，誒有咗好多好靚嘅西藏姑娘。 + +147 +00:15:59,787 --> 00:16:06,931 +桑結大喝話：亂講！我哋黃教喇嘛嚴守清規戒律，決唔會貪花好色嘅。 + +148 +00:16:07,806 --> 00:16:12,004 +韋小寶連忙話：哦，嗰啲係罕帖摩講㗎咋，唔關我事啊。 + +149 +00:16:12,342 --> 00:16:19,383 +大喇嘛，罕帖摩噉樣講呢，係為咗討好皇帝叫佢放心，唔使擔心你會搶陳圓圓啫嘛。 + +150 +00:16:20,164 --> 00:16:29,437 +桑結哼咗一聲話：下次見到罕帖摩，要好好問問佢，到底係佢車大炮呢，定係你車大炮？ + +151 +00:16:29,953 --> 00:16:32,318 +噉樣嚟敗壞我個名譽都有嘅。 + +152 +00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:36,393 +韋小寶個心，偷偷歡喜嘞，佢諗： + +153 +00:16:37,279 --> 00:16:40,830 +佢要去質問罕帖摩，睇嚟一時就唔會殺我嘞。 + +154 +00:16:41,141 --> 00:16:45,549 +就連忙話：係，係，下次你叫我同罕帖摩當面對證吖。 + +155 +00:16:46,114 --> 00:16:49,861 +你哋幫吳三桂造反，實在係冇咩好處嘅。 + +156 +00:16:50,487 --> 00:16:57,470 +就算係造反成功咯，你哋兩位身邊如果唔帶備一副手銬啊，都仲係心驚肉跳㗎。 + +157 +00:16:58,026 --> 00:17:01,862 +講到呢處，忽然見到桑結好嬲噉樣就連忙話： + +158 +00:17:02,226 --> 00:17:07,787 +大喇嘛色即是空空即是色，見到陳圓圓啊，當然係唔會動心嘅。 + +159 +00:17:08,427 --> 00:17:11,348 +不過，不過誒，唉。 + +160 +00:17:12,183 --> 00:17:13,200 +不過咩嘢啊？ + +161 +00:17:13,947 --> 00:17:19,762 +上次我去昆明，陳圓圓啊出嚟迎接公主，唔係逼死好幾千人嘅咩？ + +162 +00:17:20,172 --> 00:17:25,430 +呢啲死者嘅家屬要打齋啊，哈，和尚道士忽然間請唔到噃。 + +163 +00:17:26,031 --> 00:17:28,324 +阿琪問嘞：噉點解啊？ + +164 +00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:37,459 +好多好多和尚見到陳圓圓啊凡心大動，一日咁耐唧，昆明有幾千名和尚還俗，唔出家嘞。 + +165 +00:17:37,788 --> 00:17:43,936 +你諗下吖，突然間少咗幾千和尚，咁多家要打齋梗係唔夠人手啦嘛。 + +166 +00:17:45,423 --> 00:17:51,187 +葛爾丹等三個人都將信將疑啊，覺得佢講得未免太過神嘞。 + +167 +00:17:51,884 --> 00:17:55,757 +但係對於陳圓圓嘅美豔，就決冇懷疑喇。 + +168 +00:17:56,941 --> 00:17:59,933 +阿琪向葛爾丹瞄咗一眼，細細聲話： + +169 +00:18:00,774 --> 00:18:04,500 +昆明呢啲地方咁古怪嘅，我真係唔去啊。 + +170 +00:18:05,087 --> 00:18:07,070 +你要幫吳三桂你自己去啦。 + +171 +00:18:08,203 --> 00:18:13,417 +葛爾丹連忙話：邊個話要去昆明唧？我又唔想見陳圓圓。 + +172 +00:18:13,852 --> 00:18:18,259 +我睇啊，我哋嘅阿琪姑娘，亦唔見得會輸蝕畀陳圓圓。 + +173 +00:18:19,045 --> 00:18:25,151 +阿琪即刻黑起塊面話：你話我唔見得會輸蝕畀陳圓圓，明明係話我唔及佢啫。 + +174 +00:18:25,302 --> 00:18:27,663 +你就係想去見佢，我走喇。 + +175 +00:18:28,166 --> 00:18:29,749 +阿琪講完就企起身嘞。 + +176 +00:18:30,629 --> 00:18:34,909 +葛爾丹搞到唔知點好，連忙話：唔好走啦唔好走啦。 + +177 +00:18:35,167 --> 00:18:39,058 +我對天發誓嘞，我呢一生一世決唔睇陳圓圓一眼。 + +178 +00:18:39,892 --> 00:18:42,869 +阿琪即刻就歡喜翻，又坐翻低嘞。 + +179 +00:18:43,710 --> 00:18:48,852 +韋小寶話：你話決唔睇陳圓圓一眼啊，你噉講又啱噃。 + +180 +00:18:49,260 --> 00:18:55,490 +無論係邊個，一見到佢，淨係睇一眼又點夠呢？一百眼、一千眼都睇唔夠啊。 + +181 +00:18:56,350 --> 00:18:59,621 +葛爾丹鬧佢話：你呢個小鬼就會亂咁噏。 + +182 +00:19:00,092 --> 00:19:02,467 +我發誓永遠唔見陳圓圓嘅面就係喇。 + +183 +00:19:03,019 --> 00:19:05,960 +如果係見到佢，叫我兩隻眼即刻盲咗佢。 + +184 +00:19:06,681 --> 00:19:09,868 +阿琪好歡喜啊，含情脈脈噉望實佢。 + +185 +00:19:10,767 --> 00:19:16,890 +韋小寶話：我聽小皇帝講，真係唔明白你哋兩位幫吳三桂係為咗乜嘢。 + +186 +00:19:17,631 --> 00:19:23,674 +如果係要得到陳圓圓噉就冇法子啦，天下只有一個陳圓圓啫嘛，連小皇帝都冇。 + +187 +00:19:24,198 --> 00:19:29,984 +噉啊除咗呢個美女之外，吳三桂有乜嘢，小皇帝比佢多十倍都唔止。 + +188 +00:19:30,779 --> 00:19:35,318 +你哋兩位只要幫皇帝，金銀財寶，要幾多有幾多。 + +189 +00:19:36,060 --> 00:19:43,525 +桑結冷冰冰噉話：西藏同蒙古雖然係窮，不過唔貪圖金銀財寶嘅。 + +190 +00:19:44,471 --> 00:19:51,466 +韋小寶諗嘞：佢兩個人唔要金銀財寶亦唔要美女，噉最想要嘅係咩嘢呢？ + +191 +00:19:52,012 --> 00:19:58,965 +啊冇錯喇，小丈夫一日不可無錢，大丈夫啊一日不可無權。 + +192 +00:19:59,355 --> 00:20:03,259 +我韋小寶係小丈夫，佢兩個係大丈夫嚟噃。 + +193 +00:20:03,610 --> 00:20:13,134 +佢就話：小皇帝講，葛爾丹只係個王子仲唔夠大，如果幫我打吳三桂，我就封佢做蒙古國王。 + +194 +00:20:14,121 --> 00:20:16,333 +葛爾丹歡喜到啊聲都震埋噉問： + +195 +00:20:16,836 --> 00:20:19,543 +皇，皇，皇帝真係噉講過啊？ + +196 +00:20:20,153 --> 00:20:22,384 +當然咯，我點解要呃你唧？ + +197 +00:20:23,178 --> 00:20:33,632 +桑結話：天下亦冇蒙古國王呢個銜頭嘅，皇帝如果能夠幫殿下做咗准葛爾汗，殿下就心滿意足嘞。 + +198 +00:20:34,121 --> 00:20:39,822 +韋小寶話：可以，可以，呢個捽腳汗啊皇帝一定肯封嘅。 + +199 +00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:45,666 +佢嘅心諗：捽腳汗係咩傢伙嚟㗎仲使皇帝封嘅？ + +200 +00:20:46,321 --> 00:20:50,480 +嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/180.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/180.srt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..1f36e1fde9a86718c2fbab214670abba090767f1 --- /dev/null +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/180.srt @@ -0,0 +1,791 @@ +1 +00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,938 +前文再續啊書接上一回啊。 + +2 +00:00:03,926 --> 00:00:09,742 +話説韋小寶應承話，皇帝一定肯封葛爾丹王子，做捽腳汗噉。 + +3 +00:00:10,670 --> 00:00:14,512 +桑結見佢個神情，估到佢唔明白喇就話： + +4 +00:00:15,130 --> 00:00:20,224 +蒙古分為幾部，准葛爾係其中最大嘅一部。 + +5 +00:00:21,054 --> 00:00:24,340 +蒙古嘅王，唔叫做國王，叫做汗。 + +6 +00:00:24,969 --> 00:00:27,477 +王子殿下，仲未做到汗啊。 + +7 +00:00:28,269 --> 00:00:30,174 +哦原來噉嘅。 + +8 +00:00:30,548 --> 00:00:35,968 +王子殿下只要幫皇上咯，做個把捽腳汗仲唔容易咩？ + +9 +00:00:36,323 --> 00:00:42,813 +皇帝下一道聖旨，派幾萬兵馬去，噉第啲部嘅蒙古人，唔通仲會反抗咩？ + +10 +00:00:43,691 --> 00:00:48,900 +葛爾丹一聽極之歡喜，佢話：皇帝如果肯噉做，噉梗係容易啦。 + +11 +00:00:49,544 --> 00:00:52,250 +你唔使擔心，我擔保實辦到就係喇。 + +12 +00:00:52,948 --> 00:00:55,273 +皇上只係嬲吳三桂一個人唧。 + +13 +00:00:55,753 --> 00:01:01,522 +阿琪姑娘雖然係美貌，只要唔畀皇上睇見，佢擔保唔會嚟搶你嘅。 + +14 +00:01:02,264 --> 00:01:09,718 +至於桑結大喇嘛呢，你幫咗皇上嘅忙，皇上自不然會封你做管理全西藏嘅大官嘅。 + +15 +00:01:10,478 --> 00:01:14,021 +佢唔知道呢個大官叫做咩嘢名，就唔敢亂講嘞。 + +16 +00:01:14,862 --> 00:01:21,476 +桑結話：全西藏係達賴活佛管嘅，唔能夠由皇上隨便嚟封㗎。 + +17 +00:01:22,313 --> 00:01:28,044 +韋小寶話嘞：人哋做得活佛，你點解唔能夠做唧？西藏總共有幾多活佛啊？ + +18 +00:01:28,795 --> 00:01:32,146 +仲有一位班禪活佛，總共係兩位。 + +19 +00:01:33,030 --> 00:01:36,503 +一日不過三，乜嘢都有三個先至啱㗎嘛。 + +20 +00:01:36,903 --> 00:01:44,323 +嗱我哋請皇上再封一位桑結活佛，噉桑結大活佛呢專管達咩、班咩嗰兩個小活佛嘅。 + +21 +00:01:45,387 --> 00:01:51,102 +桑結心中一動，佢諗呢個細路，雖然係亂咁講唧，都有啲道理嘅。 + +22 +00:01:51,289 --> 00:01:54,916 +噉想到呢處，嗰塊面啊當堂現出笑容啊。 + +23 +00:01:56,174 --> 00:02:02,484 +韋小寶呢陣，只係求活命甩身，對方無論有咩嘢要求都係一啖應承。 + +24 +00:02:03,253 --> 00:02:08,812 +何況封准葛爾汗、西藏大活佛，又唔使佢落本錢嘅，噉佢話： + +25 +00:02:09,346 --> 00:02:14,799 +我唔係吹牛啊吓，兄弟獻嘅計策呢，皇帝有九成九啊言聽計從嘅。 + +26 +00:02:16,024 --> 00:02:25,052 +仲有啊，兩位肯幫手打吳三桂呢，皇帝不但要封賞兩位，連兄弟都係立咗大功，非升官發財不可嘅。 + +27 +00:02:25,857 --> 00:02:29,018 +開講有話啦嘛，朝上有人就好做官。 + +28 +00:02:29,484 --> 00:02:34,791 +兄弟喺朝上做大官，兩位分別喺蒙古、西藏做大官。 + +29 +00:02:35,271 --> 00:02:39,183 +啊喂喂喂，我哋三個不如結拜，做咗結義兄弟呢。 + +30 +00:02:39,281 --> 00:02:47,256 +噉以後我哋三個人就有福共享，有難同當，不願同年同月同日生，但願同年同月同日死。 + +31 +00:02:47,637 --> 00:02:52,023 +天下除咗小皇帝啊，就係我哋三個人大喇噉咪好妥。 + +32 +00:02:53,526 --> 00:02:58,316 +桑結同埋葛爾丹嚟到揚州之前啊，早就查清楚喇， + +33 +00:02:59,058 --> 00:03:10,303 +知道呢個少年欽差係小皇帝駕前嘅第一大紅人，飛黃騰達升官極之快，只係點都想唔到，原來就係嗰個早就相識嘅少年。 + +34 +00:03:11,414 --> 00:03:14,529 +葛爾丹，本來同佢毫無仇怨嘅。 + +35 +00:03:15,102 --> 00:03:25,324 +桑見呢卻係畀佢害死咗十二名師弟，斬咗十隻手指，本來就恨之入骨，但係聽咗佢呢一番言語之後，佢諗： + +36 +00:03:26,253 --> 00:03:31,283 +班師弟啊人死不能復生咯，手指斬咗之後呢唔能夠出翻。 + +37 +00:03:32,124 --> 00:03:41,486 +如果將呢個細路一掌打死，亦不過係出咗一啖氣啫，白白幫咗吳三桂一個大忙，對自己就毫無利益嘅。 + +38 +00:03:42,694 --> 00:03:46,840 +如果同佢結拜咯，倒是十分實惠噃，好處極多。 + +39 +00:03:47,653 --> 00:03:51,401 +噉兩個人你睇下我我睇下你，都慢慢岌頭嘞。 + +40 +00:03:51,766 --> 00:03:58,442 +嘩，韋小寶歡喜咯，想唔到自己一番説話，居然打動咗兩個惡人嘅心。 + +41 +00:03:59,323 --> 00:04:04,186 +佢怕兩個人反悔喇，就連忙話：大哥、二哥、二嫂，我哋就結拜啦。 + +42 +00:04:04,559 --> 00:04:10,060 +二嫂拜唔拜呢都得㗎喇，你同二哥拜咗天地之後呢，我哋就係一家人啦嘛。 + +43 +00:04:10,749 --> 00:04:17,338 +阿琪面都紅晒，啋咗佢一聲，個心啊，就覺得呢個細路嘅説話，真係得人歡喜嘅。 + +44 +00:04:18,280 --> 00:04:22,848 +桑結突然間一伸手，啪一聲，將枱角拍咗落嚟。 + +45 +00:04:23,638 --> 00:04:27,451 +韋小寶吃咗一驚嘞佢諗：咦，又做咩鬼嘢啊？ + +46 +00:04:28,570 --> 00:04:35,067 +只聽見桑結大聲話：韋大人，你今日呢番説話，我暫時信住你先。 + +47 +00:04:35,954 --> 00:04:42,042 +不過日後你如果反覆無常，食言而肥，呢張枱角，就係你嘅樣喇。 + +48 +00:04:42,762 --> 00:04:47,958 +大哥乜噉講呢，我哋三兄弟，一齊做事，大家都有好處㗎嘛。 + +49 +00:04:48,099 --> 00:04:55,837 +嗱，兄弟如果呃咗你咯，噉你哋喺蒙古、西藏發兵，同皇帝過唔去，皇帝一嬲之下，實要殺咗我㗎。 + +50 +00:04:56,419 --> 00:04:59,678 +兩位阿哥你諗下，細佬敢唔敢話對你哋唔住㗎？ + +51 +00:05:00,633 --> 00:05:03,558 +桑結岌一岌頭話：噉亦講得啱。 + +52 +00:05:04,614 --> 00:05:09,534 +於是三個人就喺大廳擺起紅燭，向外跪拜結為兄弟。 + +53 +00:05:10,093 --> 00:05:14,940 +桑結最大喇，葛爾丹第二，韋小寶就做咗三弟。 + +54 +00:05:15,729 --> 00:05:22,183 +佢向大哥、二哥拜過，又向阿琪叩頭，二嫂前二嫂後，叫得非常親熱。 + +55 +00:05:22,961 --> 00:05:30,714 +佢諗：你做咗我二嫂，以後見到我調戲我自己嘅老婆阿珂呢，總唔好意思再嚟干涉我咯啩？ + +56 +00:05:31,983 --> 00:05:35,481 +阿琪攞起個酒壺斟咗四杯酒，笑住話： + +57 +00:05:36,050 --> 00:05:42,482 +今日，你哋三個結義，但願以後有始有終，做出一番大嘅事業嚟。 + +58 +00:05:42,766 --> 00:05:44,981 +小妹敬你哋三位一杯啊。 + +59 +00:05:45,749 --> 00:05:51,314 +桑結笑住話：呢杯酒自不然係要飲㗎啦，哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。 + +60 +00:05:52,004 --> 00:05:53,522 +講完，攞起咗酒杯。 + +61 +00:05:54,230 --> 00:06:00,328 +韋小寶連忙話：大哥，咪飲住，呢啲係殘酒，唔係點乾淨嘅，我哋叫人換過佢。 + +62 +00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:02,718 +嚟人喇，快啲攞酒嚟。 + +63 +00:06:03,729 --> 00:06:09,617 +佢有啲奇怪嘞，麗春院係做乜鬼㗎，咁耐都唔見有人嚟侍候嘅？ + +64 +00:06:10,622 --> 00:06:16,724 +哦，係喇係喇，龜婆龜仔見到打交，又殺死咗官兵，嘿都趯清光嘞。 + +65 +00:06:17,526 --> 00:06:25,290 +正話諗到呢處，見到有個龜仔行入嚟，佢耷低個頭，個口啊好似含住個欖噉話：咩事啊？ + +66 +00:06:26,130 --> 00:06:33,372 +韋小寶諗：麗春院裏便啲龜仔我邊個唔識唧？哼，呢個嘢實係新嚟嘅。 + +67 +00:06:34,008 --> 00:06:37,789 +邊有對人客咁冇規矩㗎，實係嚇到傻晒定嘞。 + +68 +00:06:38,163 --> 00:06:40,895 +就喝佢話：快啲攞兩壺酒嚟。 + +69 +00:06:41,712 --> 00:06:42,101 +哦。 + +70 +00:06:42,883 --> 00:06:44,680 +嗰個龜仔轉身行出去嘞。 + +71 +00:06:45,911 --> 00:06:52,500 +韋小寶見到嗰個龜仔嘅背影，心念一動，佢諗：咦，呢個人係邊個呢？ + +72 +00:06:53,262 --> 00:07:01,387 +日頭喺禪智寺外便賞芍藥就見過佢㗎喇，點解佢嚟呢度做龜仔呢？實有古怪啊。 + +73 +00:07:02,063 --> 00:07:07,712 +定神一諗，不由得背脊出咗一身冷汗，哎呀一聲，成個跳起嚟。 + +74 +00:07:08,228 --> 00:07:12,423 +桑結、葛爾丹、阿琪三個人一齊問佢：做咩嘢啊？ + +75 +00:07:13,430 --> 00:07:20,002 +呢個人啊，係吳三桂手下高手武士假扮㗎，我哋先頭嘅説話，實畀佢聽到晒喇。 + +76 +00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:25,116 +桑結同埋葛爾丹吃咗一驚，一齊話：噉就唔留得佢喇。 + +77 +00:07:25,562 --> 00:07:33,512 +嘿，兩位阿哥唔好，誒，唔好逳手住，我哋詐假意唔知，睇下佢總共嚟咗幾多人，誒有，誒，有，有咩嘢詭計先。 + +78 +00:07:34,611 --> 00:07:37,517 +佢講呢幾句説話嘅時候，聲都震晒。 + +79 +00:07:38,529 --> 00:07:47,573 +呢個龜仔如果真係吳三桂嘅衛士扮嘅呢，佢亦唔會咁驚慌嘅，原來此人，係神龍教嘅陸高軒喇。 + +80 +00:07:48,801 --> 00:07:53,843 +呢個人，由神龍島跟隨佢一齊去北京，噉就相處好耐。 + +81 +00:07:54,399 --> 00:08:02,286 +因為佢嘅化妝呢極之巧妙，面目已經完全唔同晒嘞，但係見到佢個背影，就覺得好眼熟。 + +82 +00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:11,369 +日頭佢喺禪智寺外便嘅時候呢仍然未醒起，而家喺麗春院裏頭再度見面，就知道其中必定有蹺蹊嘞。 + +83 +00:08:12,422 --> 00:08:15,533 +仔細一諗，噉就恍然大悟喇。 + +84 +00:08:16,249 --> 00:08:30,298 +淨係陸高軒一個人噉都仲唔使怕噃，但係佢既然喺禪智寺外便，聽到自己無意之中漏出嘅口風，話要嚟麗春院聽曲，就即刻嚟到呢度化妝成為龜仔。 + +85 +00:08:30,836 --> 00:08:38,113 +噉樣多數肥頭陀同瘦頭陀亦都嚟咗喇，講唔定啊，洪教主亦親自駕到添。 + +86 +00:08:38,819 --> 00:08:47,322 +你話再要講到洪教主同自己亦結拜為兄弟添，發誓同年同月同日死唉噉就千難萬難咯。 + +87 +00:08:47,922 --> 00:08:52,686 +佢越想越怕，額頭上啲汗珠啊，一粒粒咁滲出嚟。 + +88 +00:08:53,312 --> 00:09:01,777 +嚟喇，只見陸高軒托住個托盤，捧住兩壺酒入嚟，佢耷低個頭，將酒壺放喺枱上。 + +89 +00:09:02,572 --> 00:09:09,384 +韋小寶諗：佢耷低個頭，怕我睇出破綻，都唔知仲嚟咗咩人添。 + +90 +00:09:09,793 --> 00:09:16,190 +佢就話：你哋呢處點解淨係得你一個人㗎咋？快啲叫多啲人入嚟侍候啦。 + +91 +00:09:16,412 --> 00:09:19,592 +陸高軒嗯噉應咗一聲，就連忙轉身退出去。 + +92 +00:09:20,726 --> 00:09:26,743 +韋小寶低聲話：大哥、二哥、二嫂，等陣你哋睇我眼色行事吓。 + +93 +00:09:27,379 --> 00:09:33,943 +我如果眼睛翻白，擔高個頭向上望呢，你哋即刻出手，將入嚟嘅人殺咗佢。 + +94 +00:09:34,396 --> 00:09:37,193 +呢啲人啊武功高強非同小可㗎。 + +95 +00:09:38,079 --> 00:09:40,032 +桑結佢哋都岌頭應承嘞。 + +96 +00:09:40,770 --> 00:09:49,512 +不過個心呢就諗：吳三桂手下嘅衛士武功更高，亦冇咩了不起㗎，何必咁大驚小怪呢？ + +97 +00:09:50,538 --> 00:09:56,272 +過咗一陣，陸高軒帶咗四名妓女入嚟，分別喺四個人身邊坐喺處。 + +98 +00:09:57,219 --> 00:10:03,713 +韋小寶一睇，四名妓女都唔相識嘅，並唔係麗春院裏便原來嘅姑娘。 + +99 +00:10:04,529 --> 00:10:15,661 +四個妓女相貌都極之醜陋，有啲係吊眼，有啲係歪嘴，皮膚又黃又黑，又有啲浮腫，一係呢就滿面瘡疤。 + +100 +00:10:16,641 --> 00:10:23,049 +韋小寶笑住話：哈麗春院嘅姑娘吖，相貌真係靚到糝聲噃。 + +101 +00:10:24,243 --> 00:10:30,450 +只見嗰個坐喺桑結身邊，滿面瘡疤嘅姑娘，向佢眨眨眼，跟住又打眼色。 + +102 +00:10:31,492 --> 00:10:34,856 +韋小寶見佢眼珠靈活，眼神好靚嘅。 + +103 +00:10:35,393 --> 00:10:45,009 +佢諗：呢四個人係神龍教嘅，故意扮成噉鬼樣，不過佢呢猛咁同我打眼色，係咩意思呢？ + +104 +00:10:46,371 --> 00:10:51,729 +就攞起原來嗰壺迷春酒，同四名妓女都斟咗一杯佢話：大家都飲杯酒啦。 + +105 +00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:57,294 +妓院裏頭啊，人客向來都冇話斟酒畀妓女嘅。 + +106 +00:10:58,050 --> 00:11:01,890 +人客一伸手攞酒壺唧，妓女早就搶過去斟嘞。 + +107 +00:11:03,038 --> 00:11:09,935 +但係四名妓女只係耷低頭坐響處，韋小寶同佢哋斟酒，四個人啊竟然一句説話都唔講。 + +108 +00:11:10,742 --> 00:11:16,677 +韋小寶諗：呢四個女人係假扮老舉，功夫啊差到離譜啊。 + +109 +00:11:17,019 --> 00:11:23,967 +就話：你哋嚟服侍人客，點解咁唔懂規矩嘅啫？自己都唔飲一杯先嘅？ + +110 +00:11:24,811 --> 00:11:31,964 +講完，又斟咗杯酒，對陸高軒話：你係新嚟嘅呢係唔係呢？連烏龜都唔識做。 + +111 +00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:37,267 +你哋唔同人客敬酒，人客一嬲啊，仲肯使錢嘅咩？ + +112 +00:11:38,277 --> 00:11:43,953 +陸高軒同埋四個女子以為妓院裏便嘅規矩確係噉嘅，都應咗一聲，係噉。 + +113 +00:11:44,554 --> 00:11:46,139 +噉就各人將酒飲咗喇。 + +114 +00:11:46,853 --> 00:11:50,214 +韋小寶笑住話：係咯噉先係㗎嘛。 + +115 +00:11:50,913 --> 00:11:54,103 +院裏頭仲有冇烏龜老舉啊？通通同我叫過嚟。 + +116 +00:11:54,343 --> 00:11:58,936 +咁大一間麗春院，點解淨係你哋五個人嘅啫？怕有啲古怪喇。 + +117 +00:12:00,070 --> 00:12:03,306 +嗰個臉孔黃腫嘅妓女向陸高軒打個眼色。 + +118 +00:12:04,041 --> 00:12:08,939 +陸高軒就轉身出去，帶咗兩名龜仔入嚟，聲音沙啞噉話： + +119 +00:12:09,277 --> 00:12:11,823 +老舉就冇嘞，烏龜仲有兩隻。 + +120 +00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:14,568 +韋小寶個心偷笑喇佢諗： + +121 +00:12:15,123 --> 00:12:22,625 +老舉、烏龜，嗰啲人哋喺背後叫嘅，你自己做龜仔，點能夠自己話係老舉、烏龜呢？ + +122 +00:12:23,235 --> 00:12:27,182 +就算係嚟嫖嘅人客啊，亦都唔會咁唔客氣㗎嘛。 + +123 +00:12:27,756 --> 00:12:33,735 +妓院裏便只係講話姑娘、夥記嘅啫，我試你一試，即刻就穿煲嘞。 + +124 +00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:42,957 +哼哼，洪教主神機妙算，不過發夢都想唔到，我韋小寶啊，就喺呢間麗春院裏頭長大嘅。 + +125 +00:12:44,119 --> 00:12:50,379 +只見嗰兩名龜仔都高大肥胖，一個呢係肥頭陀假扮，一睇就睇出嚟喇。 + +126 +00:12:50,961 --> 00:12:59,059 +另一個呢，依稀係瘦頭陀，不過點解身材咁高大呢？一諗，就知道佢腳底踩咗轎。 + +127 +00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:03,111 +如果唔係心中有數啊，真係點都睇唔出嚟啊。 + +128 +00:13:03,689 --> 00:13:09,236 +佢又斟咗兩杯酒話：人客叫你哋烏龜飲酒，你哋兩隻烏龜啊快啲飲啦。 + +129 +00:13:09,937 --> 00:13:11,987 +肥頭陀粒聲唔出噉就飲咗嘞。 + +130 +00:13:12,742 --> 00:13:17,908 +瘦頭陀脾氣暴躁，忍唔住就鬧：你呢個小雜種先至係烏龜啊。 + +131 +00:13:18,472 --> 00:13:23,661 +陸高軒啊連忙掹佢衫袖喝佢話：快啲飲酒，點能夠得罪人客呢？ + +132 +00:13:24,217 --> 00:13:28,723 +瘦頭陀呢次係假扮龜仔，曾經受過教主嚴厲嘅告誡。 + +133 +00:13:29,070 --> 00:13:32,491 +陸高軒一喝佢，驚起上嚟連忙就將酒飲咗。 + +134 +00:13:33,852 --> 00:13:37,764 +韋小寶問：都嚟齊啦嘛？冇第啲人喇？ + +135 +00:13:38,472 --> 00:13:40,104 +陸高軒話：冇喇。 + +136 +00:13:41,082 --> 00:13:43,140 +洪教主冇扮烏龜咩？ + +137 +00:13:43,951 --> 00:13:47,652 +講完呢句説話，雙眼一翻，擔高頭向上望。 + +138 +00:13:48,422 --> 00:13:53,758 +陸高軒等七個人一聽佢噉講都大吃一驚喇，四名妓女一齊企起身。 + +139 +00:13:54,366 --> 00:14:00,921 +桑結早就運氣戒備，雙手齊出，當堂點中瘦頭陀同陸高軒兩個人條腰。 + +140 +00:14:01,834 --> 00:14:10,161 +呢兩指點出去啊，陸高軒應手而倒，而瘦頭陀呢只係哼咗一聲，跟住揮掌向桑結當頭劈落去。 + +141 +00:14:11,072 --> 00:14:17,818 +桑結吃咗一驚佢諗：自己嘅兩指禪功夫左右齊發，算得係天下無雙嘅。 + +142 +00:14:18,519 --> 00:14:25,370 +自從十隻手指中毒截去一闕之後，因為手指短咗一闕啊，出手已經冇以前咁靈活喇。 + +143 +00:14:26,158 --> 00:14:32,146 +但係正因為短咗一闕，如果點中敵人身上，力度又比往日強咗三分。 + +144 +00:14:33,109 --> 00:14:38,469 +而家明明點中呢個大肥佬腰間穴道，何以佢竟然若無其事呢？ + +145 +00:14:39,482 --> 00:14:44,010 +唔通佢亦好似韋小寶一樣，已經練成咗金剛護體神功？ + +146 +00:14:45,374 --> 00:14:48,659 +其實呢兩個人啊邊個都冇金剛護體神功嘅。 + +147 +00:14:49,548 --> 00:14:53,168 +韋小寶所以刀槍不入，只係着咗護身寶衣。 + +148 +00:14:53,874 --> 00:14:57,954 +而瘦頭陀啊卻係腳下踩咗高蹺，憑空高咗一尺。 + +149 +00:14:59,082 --> 00:15:05,869 +桑結以為佢身材真係咁高大嘅，噉用手指點佢條腰，其實就點中佢大髀外側。 + +150 +00:15:06,665 --> 00:15:10,563 +瘦頭陀只覺得一陣劇痛，穴道呢並冇封閉。 + +151 +00:15:11,764 --> 00:15:21,072 +呢個時候，肥頭陀同葛爾丹打，滿面瘡疤嘅妓女呢，同阿琪打，另外一名妓女，就向韋小寶撲過嚟。 + +152 +00:15:21,765 --> 00:15:26,557 +韋小寶笑住話：你發花癲啊？惡屎騰騰噉做咩嘢喎？ + +153 +00:15:27,054 --> 00:15:36,908 +眼見嗰個妓女十指如鈎，來勢兇狠，個心一驚，一低頭就蜎咗去枱底，用隻手喺個妓女雙腳處一㧬。 + +154 +00:15:37,894 --> 00:15:49,624 +嗰個妓女飲咗迷春酒之後啊，藥力發作嘞，噉啊頭腦本來就迷迷懵懵，畀佢一㧬，企唔穩嘞，個身岌咗幾岌，一跤就扽喺處，就企唔起身。 + +155 +00:15:50,376 --> 00:15:53,524 +跟住其餘三名假妓女呢亦都先後暈倒嘞。 + +156 +00:15:54,844 --> 00:16:04,001 +瘦頭陀同桑結拆咗幾招，嫌腳底嘅高蹺唔方便嘞，就雙腳運力，啪啪兩聲，將高蹺踩斷咗。 + +157 +00:16:04,392 --> 00:16:07,716 +桑結話：唓！原來係個矮仔。 + +158 +00:16:08,321 --> 00:16:13,869 +瘦頭陀話：老子以前啊高過你啊，我鐘意做矮仔啊，關你咩事啊？ + +159 +00:16:14,722 --> 00:16:16,219 +桑結哈哈大笑啊。 + +160 +00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:20,967 +兩個人把口呢就講緊嘢，手上啊一啲都冇停。 + +161 +00:16:21,602 --> 00:16:26,586 +兩個都係武功好手，幾招之後，互相暗暗佩服嘞。 + +162 +00:16:27,730 --> 00:16:30,791 +嗰便葛爾丹拆咗幾招，打唔過肥頭陀喇。 + +163 +00:16:31,138 --> 00:16:37,447 +不過肥頭陀呢飲咗杯迷春酒，手腳又唔係點靈便，先至一時冇將佢打低唧。 + +164 +00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:46,624 +阿琪見同自己打嘅妓女，招式靈活，不過使咗冇幾招，噼啪一聲就暈倒跌喺地，佢好奇怪嘞。 + +165 +00:16:47,382 --> 00:16:51,707 +一擰轉頭，見到葛爾丹猛咁倒退，噉啊連忙上前幫手啦。 + +166 +00:16:52,497 --> 00:16:59,673 +肥頭陀眼前一黑，個身岌咗幾下，覺得敵人喺自己心口拍咗一掌，力道呢就唔係厲害嘅。 + +167 +00:17:00,223 --> 00:17:06,343 +佢眯埋雙眼雙手一分，隔開對方手臂，噉啊雙手食指點到敵人嘅腋下。 + +168 +00:17:06,841 --> 00:17:12,089 +阿琪當堂全身痠軟就慢慢跌倒，矺喺陸高軒背脊上便。 + +169 +00:17:13,031 --> 00:17:17,913 +阿琪正喺度驚緊，只見肥頭陀突然間噼啪一聲，趴住跌倒。 + +170 +00:17:18,602 --> 00:17:21,703 +葛爾丹叫話：阿琪，阿琪，你點啊？ + +171 +00:17:22,339 --> 00:17:30,270 +忽然間，肥頭陀跳起身，當胸一拳，將佢打到𢴈咗成丈幾遠，重重噉撞喺埲牆上便。 + +172 +00:17:31,310 --> 00:17:40,654 +肥瘦兩頭陀內力極深啊，雖然飲咗迷春酒，但係嗰啲不過係妓院自己調製嘅平常迷藥，並唔係點厲害嘅。 + +173 +00:17:41,133 --> 00:17:44,732 +噉兩個人雖然係感覺到昏迷，但仲係勉力支撐。 + +174 +00:17:45,670 --> 00:17:54,667 +呢陣時，瘦頭陀雙眼睇見啲嘢呢都係白濛濛噉一團，只有桑結一個人影，模模糊糊噉晃嚟晃去。 + +175 +00:17:55,057 --> 00:17:59,166 +佢伸手去打啦，但係都畀桑結好容易噉避開咗。 + +176 +00:17:59,810 --> 00:18:04,105 +自己嘅左膊同右便塊面呢，連氣重重噉捱咗兩拳。 + +177 +00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:13,691 +桑結嘅拳力幾咁沉重吖，任你瘦頭陀皮粗肉厚啊，都頂唔順嘞，不禁連連哮叫，轉身奪門逃走。 + +178 +00:18:14,612 --> 00:18:21,701 +陸高軒啊搖搖晃晃噉企起身，佢上身穴道未曾解啊，糊糊塗塗噉跟住就趯咗出去。 + +179 +00:18:22,943 --> 00:18:27,843 +葛爾丹啊畀肥頭陀打到撞埋埲墻，背脊啊直情想裂開噉。 + +180 +00:18:28,879 --> 00:18:38,707 +佢正係心怯嘅時候，但係見到敵人左手扶住張枱，眯埋雙眼，右掌喺前便心口啊不停咁擺動，好似係怕人哋襲擊噉。 + +181 +00:18:39,588 --> 00:18:45,083 +葛爾丹有便宜就唔好使頸咯，噗聲跳過去，猛力一腳，踢中佢𦣇柚。 + +182 +00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:51,314 +肥頭陀大叫一聲，左手反轉，揦住葛爾丹心口，將佢成個人扚起嚟。 + +183 +00:18:51,811 --> 00:18:57,732 +桑結衝上去救佢啦，肥頭陀擘開雙眼，揦住葛爾丹衝出甘露廳，飛身上墻啊。 + +184 +00:18:58,283 --> 00:19:02,329 +桑結喝話：放翻個人嚟！噉啊追咗出去，跟住上屋嘞。 + +185 +00:19:02,946 --> 00:19:06,132 +只聽見兩個人呼喝嘅聲音漸漸去遠咗喇。 + +186 +00:19:07,662 --> 00:19:13,579 +韋小寶喺枱底蜎翻出嚟，只見地下橫七豎八噉攤滿晒成堆人。 + +187 +00:19:14,215 --> 00:19:16,824 +雙兒同曾柔呢，就瞓喺角落頭； + +188 +00:19:17,154 --> 00:19:19,224 +四名假妓女啊暈咗喺地嚟； + +189 +00:19:19,971 --> 00:19:27,027 +鄭克塽本來伏喺枱面嘅，打鬥嘅時候，張椅畀人推倒咗，就已經趢咗去枱底嘞； + +190 +00:19:27,871 --> 00:19:32,390 +阿琪嘅下身晾住喺張翻倒嘅椅上，上身就瞓喺地下。 + +191 +00:19:33,159 --> 00:19:41,587 +一班人啊個個都唔會逳，有啲係被點中咗穴道，有啲係畀迷春酒迷暈，都好似死咗噉樣。 + +192 +00:19:42,712 --> 00:19:50,114 +韋小寶最關心雙兒喇，就連忙扶起佢，見佢雙眼都會逳，呼吸啊正常就放心嘞。 + +193 +00:19:50,803 --> 00:19:57,446 +只係佢唔會解穴啊，唯有將雙兒、曾柔、阿琪三個人，扶翻落椅坐好。 + +194 +00:19:58,492 --> 00:20:04,162 +佢又掛住母親，嗱嗱聲跑到母親間房，只見韋春芳啊跌咗喺床邊。 + +195 +00:20:04,824 --> 00:20:07,910 +韋小寶吃咗一驚啊，連忙衝上去扶起佢。 + +196 +00:20:08,519 --> 00:20:15,426 +見佢身體軟顂顂，呼吸同埋心跳呢都係正常嘅，噉估計係畀神龍教嘅人點咗穴道。 + +197 +00:20:16,129 --> 00:20:26,590 +麗春院裏頭嘅老舉、烏龜，噉實係個個都難免嘞，不過穴道畀人點咗，過得幾個時辰自然會解翻開嘅，所以呢亦不必擔心。 + +198 +00:20:27,234 --> 00:20:31,303 +嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/181.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/181.srt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..138144ebbcf39426cbceb14109db16b309c5f118 --- /dev/null +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/181.srt @@ -0,0 +1,803 @@ +1 +00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,930 +前文再續啊書接上一回啊。 + +2 +00:00:04,132 --> 00:00:15,636 +話說韋小寶返去甘露廳，佢豎起啲耳仔嚟聽下，一啲都唔覺得肥瘦二頭陀或者桑結、葛爾丹返轉頭嘅動靜，放心喇，佢諗： + +3 +00:00:16,822 --> 00:00:27,301 +呢個滿面瘡疤嘅假老舉，對我猛咁打眼色，似乎係叫我留心，呢個人都幾有良心嘅，唔知係邊個呢？ + +4 +00:00:27,928 --> 00:00:38,448 +噉走過去護低身，用手喺嗰個女子塊面處抹幾抹，一層灰泥應手而落，露出原來嗰塊面，嬌嫩白膩啊。 + +5 +00:00:39,301 --> 00:00:44,894 +韋小寶一聲歡呼，原來竟然係小郡主沐劍屏。 + +6 +00:00:45,611 --> 00:00:48,450 +韋小寶喺佢塊面處輕輕吻一吻就話： + +7 +00:00:49,157 --> 00:00:53,571 +究竟係你對我有良心，你一定呀係畀佢哋逼住嚟呃我嘅。 + +8 +00:00:54,711 --> 00:01:01,847 +突然個心一跳佢諗：仲有嗰三個假老舉係邊個呢？方姑娘唔知喺唔喺處啊。 + +9 +00:01:02,473 --> 00:01:08,043 +呢個衰女啊專門想法子害我，呢次如果佢冇嚟呢就真係奇怪喇。 + +10 +00:01:09,545 --> 00:01:19,426 +佢想到方怡，既感到甜蜜又感到難過，見到嗰塊面又黃又腫嘅女子身材苗條，睇嚟多數係方怡喇。 + +11 +00:01:20,288 --> 00:01:32,016 +就用手去抹佢面上嘅化妝，泥粉一落，露出個樣喇，年紀大過方怡五六歲啦，容貌啊仲靚過佢，原來係洪教主夫人啊。 + +12 +00:01:33,101 --> 00:01:36,680 +佢酒醉之後，面珠墩啊豔如桃花。 + +13 +00:01:37,982 --> 00:01:44,848 +韋小寶過去雖然覺得程夫人美貌動人啊，不過從來唔敢用半分輕薄嘅眼色睇佢嘅。 + +14 +00:01:45,962 --> 00:01:56,155 +呢個時候佢爛醉如泥，嘩機會嚟喇，用手喺佢塊面珠輕輕搣咗一下，見佢仲係雙眼眯到實啊，並無知覺。 + +15 +00:01:56,808 --> 00:02:02,161 +韋小寶個心，嘭嘭聲亂咁跳，又喺佢另外一塊面珠搣咗一下。 + +16 +00:02:03,117 --> 00:02:09,633 +佢擰轉身睇下另外兩個女子，見到兩個人都係身材臃腫，決唔會係方怡嘅。 + +17 +00:02:10,246 --> 00:02:13,590 +噉其中有個人，曾經好惡噉撲過嚟打自己。 + +18 +00:02:14,884 --> 00:02:24,938 +韋小寶攞起酒壺，喺佢塊面處淋咗啲酒落去，然後拉佢衣襟喺面上一抹，就現出真容嘞，竟然係假太后啊。 + +19 +00:02:25,653 --> 00:02:30,284 +韋小寶好歡喜啊佢諗：呢個功勞啊真係大到極喇。 + +20 +00:02:30,813 --> 00:02:40,477 +皇上同太后要我捉呢個老舉乸嚟報仇，我千方百計都捉唔到，誰知佢自己竟然會嚟麗春院做老舉乸。 + +21 +00:02:40,681 --> 00:02:46,749 +哈可見我一直叫佢做老舉乸呢真係神機妙算，早就有先見之明啫。 + +22 +00:02:47,944 --> 00:02:54,164 +噉佢再去抹第四個假老舉嘅化妝，噉露出面貌嚟，哎呀，係方怡啊。 + +23 +00:02:55,070 --> 00:03:02,052 +韋小寶大吃一驚嘞：佢點解個肚咁大嘅？唔通同人哋私通有咗細路？ + +24 +00:03:02,832 --> 00:03:07,724 +噉伸手喺佢內衣一摸，哦，拉出嚟嘅係個枕頭。 + +25 +00:03:08,324 --> 00:03:14,750 +韋小寶哈哈大笑啊佢話：你個良心呀，真係壞過小郡主多多聲啊。 + +26 +00:03:15,222 --> 00:03:23,752 +佢啊唯恐我畀你哋害咗不停咁向我打眼色，你就唯恐我睇出嚟，連大肚婆都敢扮，哼。 + +27 +00:03:24,426 --> 00:03:33,016 +佢行去廳外一睇，只見幾名親兵死喺地下，院裏頭烏燈黑火，全無聲息，佢諗： + +28 +00:03:34,235 --> 00:03:43,794 +肥瘦二頭陀都飲咗藥酒，實打唔過我嗰兩個結義阿哥嘅，但係如果洪教主佢哋喺外便接應呢結果就好難講嘞。 + +29 +00:03:44,612 --> 00:03:51,654 +兩位阿哥，如果你哋今日歸天呢，小弟啊恕不同年同月同日死喇，對唔住之至啊。 + +30 +00:03:53,222 --> 00:04:04,833 +甘露廳，只見洪夫人、方怡、沐劍屏、雙兒、曾柔、阿琪六個美人，有啲啊昏迷未醒，有啲啊唔逳得。 + +31 +00:04:05,269 --> 00:04:11,281 +各有各嘅美貌，各有各嘅嬌媚，嘩，個心逳咯，佢諗： + +32 +00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:18,818 +嗰便張床呢，仲有一個美貌嘅姑娘仔，比呢六個人仲靚得多嘅。 + +33 +00:04:19,722 --> 00:04:25,307 +嗰個係我已經拜過天地，不過就未洞房花燭嘅原配老婆。 + +34 +00:04:26,216 --> 00:04:34,223 +今晚你咁辛苦嚟搵到我，你老公如果唔睬你呢未免太過無情無義，太過對你唔住嘞啩？ + +35 +00:04:35,166 --> 00:04:42,930 +佢正要行入去裏便，只見曾柔嗰一雙俏眼睇住自己，面色暈紅，神情嬌羞。 + +36 +00:04:43,583 --> 00:04:54,482 +佢諗：喺王屋山嚟到揚州，一路上你呢個妹仔一味避開我，想同你講多句説話都唔得，今晚啊我亦唔同你客氣咯。 + +37 +00:04:55,025 --> 00:04:58,373 +將佢抱起嚟搬入去內房，放喺阿珂旁邊。 + +38 +00:04:59,650 --> 00:05:06,492 +只見阿珂仲未瞓醒，長長嘅睫毛垂低咗，口唇邊微微有啲笑意。 + +39 +00:05:07,283 --> 00:05:13,096 +佢喺昏迷之中，多數係發緊好夢啦你慌唔係同鄭克塽親熱咩？ + +40 +00:05:13,888 --> 00:05:22,396 +韋小寶諗：一不做二不休，將你哋呢一批老舉乸、假老舉、好姑娘、壞女人，冚𠾴唥都搬入嚟。 + +41 +00:05:23,131 --> 00:05:27,925 +呢處係麗春院，女人嚟到妓院，仲會有咩好事唧？ + +42 +00:05:28,450 --> 00:05:32,234 +嗱呢啲係你哋自己嚟㗎，醒翻之後就唔好怪我啊。 + +43 +00:05:33,493 --> 00:05:44,003 +佢從小就胸懷大志，要喺揚州開間妓院，更要到麗春院嚟大擺花酒，叫全妓院嘅妓女陪自己啊。 + +44 +00:05:44,993 --> 00:05:51,576 +而家嘅情景，雖然同往日嘅雄圖有好多唔相符，不過亦係非同小可嘅壯舉嘞。 + +45 +00:05:52,532 --> 00:06:02,462 +於是將雙兒、阿琪、洪夫人、方怡、沐劍屏，逐個抱入去裏便，收尾呢連假太后亦抱埋入去嘞。 + +46 +00:06:02,871 --> 00:06:05,158 +八個女子一拍噉瞓喺床上。 + +47 +00:06:06,072 --> 00:06:09,297 +佢忽然間諗到：朋友妻不可欺噃。 + +48 +00:06:09,635 --> 00:06:13,312 +二嫂，你係我阿嫂，我哋英雄好漢要講義氣至得。 + +49 +00:06:13,904 --> 00:06:17,412 +噉就將阿琪又抱翻去大廳，放喺張椅處坐落。 + +50 +00:06:18,131 --> 00:06:22,540 +只見佢眼光之中啊，頗有話你做得啱喇噉嘅意思。 + +51 +00:06:23,723 --> 00:06:31,362 +韋小寶見到佢容顏嬌好，喘氣好急，胸脯猛咁起伏，噉忽然間又覺得後悔嘞。 + +52 +00:06:32,711 --> 00:06:43,499 +我同大喇嘛、蒙古王子結拜又唔係情投意合嘅，不過係諗個計仔呃佢哋唔嚟殺我啫嘛咩大哥二哥都係隨口亂咁講嘅。 + +53 +00:06:44,486 --> 00:06:50,612 +呢個阿琪姑娘咁靚，叫佢二嫂啊太過可惜吖，不如做埋我老婆罷啦。 + +54 +00:06:51,177 --> 00:06:56,243 +講古先生話，三笑姻緣九美圖，唐伯虎有九個老婆。 + +55 +00:06:57,232 --> 00:07:01,768 +我就算將阿琪算埋在內啊，亦不過係八美唧，仲爭一美噃。 + +56 +00:07:02,221 --> 00:07:06,780 +哎呀呸呸呸！老舉乸又老又惡，點算得一美啊？ + +57 +00:07:08,241 --> 00:07:17,611 +同唐伯虎相比，少佢一美仲可以將就，少咗兩美啊實在水過頭嘞，於是又抱起阿琪行去內室。 + +58 +00:07:18,559 --> 00:07:26,650 +行咗幾步，忽然間諗：關雲長千里送皇嫂，佢又冇將劉大嫂變成關二嫂啊。 + +59 +00:07:27,694 --> 00:07:36,298 +韋小寶七步送王嫂，總唔能夠太過唔講義氣㗎，嘿！少兩美就少兩美啦，你怕將來湊唔齊咩？ + +60 +00:07:36,952 --> 00:07:40,514 +於是立即轉身，又將阿琪放喺張椅處。 + +61 +00:07:41,141 --> 00:07:49,537 +阿琪又唔知道佢個心諗乜嘢啊，見到佢將自己抱住行嚟行去都唔知搞咩嘢鬼，只係微微覺得奇怪唧。 + +62 +00:07:50,734 --> 00:07:52,909 +韋小寶行入內室，佢話： + +63 +00:07:53,464 --> 00:07:59,381 +方姑娘、小郡主、洪夫人，你哋三個係自己嚟麗春院做老舉嘅。 + +64 +00:07:59,737 --> 00:08:04,443 +雙兒、曾姑娘，你哋兩個呢係自願跟我嚟麗春院嘅。 + +65 +00:08:04,972 --> 00:08:13,801 +呢度係咩地方，你哋嚟嘅時候雖然唔知道，不過女仔既然嚟到呢種地方，唔陪我就係唔得嘅。 + +66 +00:08:14,514 --> 00:08:18,830 +阿珂，你係我老婆，噉就冇得講喇。 + +67 +00:08:19,185 --> 00:08:31,002 +講完，一手將假太后推咗去床尾，抖開大被，將其餘嗰六個女子冚住，踢甩對鞋，嘩咁大叫一聲，喺被底蜎咗入去。 + +68 +00:08:32,452 --> 00:08:42,029 +胡天胡帝，都唔知過咗幾耐嘞，枱上嘅蠟燭點到完喇，閃一閃熄咗嘞，房裏便黑漆一團。 + +69 +00:08:42,906 --> 00:08:46,913 +又過咗好耐，韋小寶細細聲唱起十八摸。 + +70 +00:08:48,109 --> 00:08:53,137 +正在七手八腳嘅時候，忽然間聽到一把嬌柔嘅聲音細細聲話： + +71 +00:08:53,942 --> 00:08:59,197 +唔好啦，唔好啦，鄭，鄭公子，係咪你啊？ + +72 +00:09:00,096 --> 00:09:10,037 +係阿珂把聲，佢飲迷春酒啊飲得最早，昏昏迷迷瞓咗好耐喇，噉藥性慢慢退嘞，就漸漸醒翻。 + +73 +00:09:10,918 --> 00:09:17,820 +韋小寶嬲嘞佢諗：你發夢都夢到鄭公子，以為佢啊躝咗上你鋪床，你好快活啊，吓？ + +74 +00:09:18,611 --> 00:09:21,449 +就壓低把聲話：係啊，係我啊。 + +75 +00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:26,260 +唔好啦，唔好呢。掙扎咗幾下。 + +76 +00:09:26,949 --> 00:09:33,199 +突然間，聽見鄭克塽喺廳處叫：阿珂，阿珂啊，你喺邊處啊？ + +77 +00:09:33,897 --> 00:09:41,013 +砰嘭一聲，跟住乒鈴乓唥，原來撞倒咗一張椅，枱上嘅杯碟啊跌喺地下。 + +78 +00:09:41,971 --> 00:09:49,398 +阿珂聽見佢喺廳處，噉抱住自己嘅梗唔係佢啦，吃咗一驚啊又清醒咗幾分，佢話： + +79 +00:09:49,780 --> 00:09:54,837 +你，你係邊個啊？點解，我。我。 + +80 +00:09:55,513 --> 00:09:59,529 +韋小寶笑住話：係你嘅親老公你都聽唔出啊？ + +81 +00:09:59,956 --> 00:10:12,980 +哎呀阿珂吃咗一驚啊真係非同小可啊，佢出力咁掙扎，唔想畀佢抱住，但係全身痠軟無力，佢嗌話：鄭公子，鄭公子啊。 + +82 +00:10:13,722 --> 00:10:24,350 +鄭克塽舂下舂下噉衝咗入嚟間房，房間裏便黑𠵼𠵼，嘭一聲，額頭撞喺門框上便，佢話：阿珂啊，你喺邊度啊？ + +83 +00:10:25,197 --> 00:10:26,161 +我喺呢度啊。 + +84 +00:10:26,312 --> 00:10:29,386 +你放開手啦，衰仔，你，你做咩嘢唧？ + +85 +00:10:29,821 --> 00:10:31,636 +鄭克塽話：咩話？ + +86 +00:10:32,474 --> 00:10:35,836 +佢唔知道阿珂最後呢兩句説話係同韋小寶講嘅。 + +87 +00:10:36,794 --> 00:10:39,747 +韋小寶意氣風發，邊度肯放吖？ + +88 +00:10:40,111 --> 00:10:44,653 +阿珂𠼮佢話：好師弟，唔該你啦快啲放開我啦。 + +89 +00:10:45,187 --> 00:10:50,110 +我話過唔放就係唔放嘞，大丈夫一言既出，死馬難追啊。 + +90 +00:10:51,028 --> 00:10:55,379 +鄭克塽又驚又嬲大聲話：韋小寶，你喺邊處啊？ + +91 +00:10:55,987 --> 00:11:00,909 +韋小寶得意洋洋噉話：我喺鋪床處咯，攬住我老婆。 + +92 +00:11:01,122 --> 00:11:05,039 +我喺度洞房花燭啊，你嚟做咩啊？要鬧新房啊？ + +93 +00:11:05,693 --> 00:11:06,953 +鬧你阿媽嘅新房！ + +94 +00:11:07,575 --> 00:11:13,160 +你要鬧我媽嘅新房啊，誒今日唔得咯，因為佢冇人客，除非你自己去做新郎啦。 + +95 +00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:15,626 +你，你，你亂咁講！ + +96 +00:11:16,217 --> 00:11:19,368 +佢跟住聲撲去張床處，想去捉韋小寶嘞噃。 + +97 +00:11:19,950 --> 00:11:23,358 +黑暗之中，揦到一個人隻手，就問： + +98 +00:11:24,141 --> 00:11:26,220 +阿珂，係咪你隻手啊？ + +99 +00:11:26,735 --> 00:11:28,318 +阿珂話：唔係啊。 + +100 +00:11:29,232 --> 00:11:38,477 +鄭克塽以為呢隻手既然唔係阿珂嘅，噉就一定係韋小寶㗎嘞，於是搏命一掹，誰知佢掹嘅係假太后毛東珠。 + +101 +00:11:39,903 --> 00:11:45,373 +毛東珠飲咗迷春酒之後昏昏沉沉，只覺得有個人掹自己隻手。 + +102 +00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:50,858 +於是左手反過去拍佢一掌，啱啱就打正鄭克塽嘅頂門。 + +103 +00:11:51,651 --> 00:11:55,476 +佢嘅功力，已經去咗十之八九嘞，呢一掌係冇咩力嘅。 + +104 +00:11:56,076 --> 00:12:03,885 +鄭克塽卻係大吃一驚啊，一跤跌喺處，嘣一聲，頭殼喺床腳上面一撞，又暈咗嘞。 + +105 +00:12:04,774 --> 00:12:09,423 +嚇到阿珂驚起上嚟，就嗌：鄭公子，你點啊，吓？ + +106 +00:12:10,272 --> 00:12:11,794 +點知唔聽見應聲。 + +107 +00:12:12,403 --> 00:12:16,869 +韋小寶話：佢係嚟鬧新房嘅，蜎落去床下底嘞。 + +108 +00:12:17,424 --> 00:12:19,859 +唔係嘅，唔係嘅你快啲放開我啦。 + +109 +00:12:20,650 --> 00:12:23,063 +你唔好逳啦，唔好逳呢。 + +110 +00:12:23,761 --> 00:12:30,398 +阿珂手踭一挺，撞正佢喉嚨，韋小寶痛喇，向後一昂，噉就鬆開手。 + +111 +00:12:31,141 --> 00:12:36,132 +阿珂甩咗身嘞，咪連忙想落床囉，個身一轉，就矺喺毛東珠心口。 + +112 +00:12:36,795 --> 00:12:40,892 +毛東珠痛嘞，一聲大叫，伸手就緊緊噉抱住佢。 + +113 +00:12:41,571 --> 00:12:48,782 +阿珂喺黑暗之中，亦唔知抱住自己嘅係邊個，喺極度驚恐之下，更加係一啲力都冇啦。 + +114 +00:12:49,297 --> 00:12:56,626 +忽然間覺得右腳又畀人矺住嘞，哎呀嚇到佢全身飈冷汗啊佢諗：床上有咁多男人嘅？ + +115 +00:12:58,200 --> 00:13:04,156 +韋小寶喺黑暗之中搵唔到阿珂，就話：阿珂，快啲出聲啦你，你喺邊處啊？ + +116 +00:13:04,801 --> 00:13:08,488 +阿珂個心話：你就係殺咗我個頭我都唔出聲㗎喇。 + +117 +00:13:09,220 --> 00:13:13,794 +好，你唔講係嘛？我一路摸過嚟，總要摸到你為止。 + +118 +00:13:14,274 --> 00:13:17,907 +韋小寶一便唱十八摸一便雙手亂咁摸咯噃。 + +119 +00:13:18,956 --> 00:13:28,193 +忽然間，聽見妓院外便人聲喧嘩，有人傳呼號令，大隊兵馬，將幾間妓院一齊圍住嘞。 + +120 +00:13:28,861 --> 00:13:31,836 +跟住有腳步聲，啲人行入嚟麗春院。 + +121 +00:13:32,697 --> 00:13:45,104 +韋小寶知道嚟人呢如果唔係自己部下就係揚州嘅官員嘞好歡喜，噉正話想喺被竇蜎出嚟，點知來人行動好快啊，火光一亮，已經嚟到甘露廳裏便嘞。 + +122 +00:13:45,849 --> 00:13:49,793 +只聽見玄貞道人叫：韋大人，你喺唔喺度啊？ + +123 +00:13:50,340 --> 00:13:53,463 +韋小寶衝口而出噉應佢：我喺度啊。 + +124 +00:13:54,711 --> 00:14:06,424 +天地會群雄啊發覺唔見咗韋小寶，噉怕佢遇險，出嚟搵佢，知道佢係帶咗親兵嚟鳴玉坊呢一帶嘅，一查，就查到麗春院裏便有人打交。 + +125 +00:14:06,891 --> 00:14:10,810 +入到妓院一睇，見到幾名親兵死喺地下。 + +126 +00:14:11,472 --> 00:14:15,782 +眾人大吃一驚啦，而家聽到佢親口答應嘞噉先至放心。 + +127 +00:14:16,806 --> 00:14:26,869 +韋小寶聽見眾人大聲招呼，都向住呢便湧過嚟，連忙企起身放低羅帳，至於兩隻腳係踩喺邊個身上呢，亦唔顧得咁多嘞。 + +128 +00:14:27,781 --> 00:14:32,374 +啱啱放低羅帳唧，玄貞等人呢就已經嚟到間房裏便喇。 + +129 +00:14:33,101 --> 00:14:38,876 +各人手執火把，一眼見到鄭克塽暈咗𢴈喺床邊，都覺得好奇怪啊。 + +130 +00:14:39,458 --> 00:14:42,332 +又有人叫：韋大人，韋大人！ + +131 +00:14:42,821 --> 00:14:46,906 +韋小寶話：我係呢處，你哋唔好掀開堂羅帳啊。 + +132 +00:14:47,559 --> 00:14:53,129 +眾人聽到佢把聲都歡呼起上嚟嘞，各人你睇我我睇你，都諗： + +133 +00:14:53,751 --> 00:14:58,493 +唉，大家擔心到死啊，原來你喺呢度風流快活。 + +134 +00:14:59,587 --> 00:15:07,245 +韋小寶藉住火光，着好衣服，又搵到頂帽嚟戴翻好，落咗床喇，着翻對鞋佢話： + +135 +00:15:07,761 --> 00:15:13,807 +我用計仔呀捉咗好幾名欽犯啊，都喺張床上便，大家呢場功勞好大啊。 + +136 +00:15:14,751 --> 00:15:21,714 +眾人大為奇怪嘞，不過素來知道佢做事神出鬼沒，當其時亦不便問咁多。 + +137 +00:15:23,011 --> 00:15:27,613 +韋小寶吩咐將鄭克塽綁起嚟，用頂轎將阿琪送去行轅。 + +138 +00:15:28,313 --> 00:15:36,366 +跟住呢，將羅帳腳啊塞入被底，傳咗十幾名親兵入嚟，下令將大床抬翻去欽差行轅。 + +139 +00:15:37,056 --> 00:15:41,096 +親兵隊長話：回大人，門口太過細抬唔出去噃。 + +140 +00:15:41,943 --> 00:15:45,903 +韋小寶就鬧佢話：蠢才，唔會拆咗埲墻嘅咩？ + +141 +00:15:46,901 --> 00:15:51,122 +嗰個隊長即時領悟嘞，猛咁話：係係係。就傳令落去嘞。 + +142 +00:15:51,776 --> 00:15:55,966 +眾親兵一齊逳手，將麗春院嘅牆壁拆開咗三面。 + +143 +00:15:56,161 --> 00:16:03,332 +噉十幾人攞咗六七條轎槓，打橫晾喺大床底，將大床啊平平穩穩噉抬咗出去。 + +144 +00:16:04,421 --> 00:16:16,603 +當其時已經天光大白嘞，大床喺揚州大街上面招搖過市，眾親兵舉起肅靜、迴避嘅硬牌鳴鑼喝道前呼後擁。 + +145 +00:16:17,212 --> 00:16:20,147 +揚州百姓見咗啊人人都話奇怪啊。 + +146 +00:16:21,262 --> 00:16:24,636 +噉大床嚟到何園嘞，門口仍然係太過細。 + +147 +00:16:25,491 --> 00:16:34,710 +呢陣時親兵隊長學咗乖喇，唔使等欽差大人吩咐啊，即刻下令拆墻，將大床抬入花廳，放喺廳中間。 + +148 +00:16:35,848 --> 00:16:40,600 +韋小寶傳下將令，床上面捉到欽犯喺處，非同小可。 + +149 +00:16:41,450 --> 00:16:48,861 +命令幾十名將領督率兵卒，弓上弦，刀出鞘，喺花廳四面沊沊𡃈噉圍住。 + +150 +00:16:49,479 --> 00:16:55,004 +又命令徐天川等人喺屋外便把守，防止瘦頭陀等人嚟到劫奪嘞。 + +151 +00:16:56,083 --> 00:17:03,430 +噉花廳四周圍守衞嘅人雖係好多，不過廳裏頭只有一張大床，噉剩低佢孤身一個人唧。 + +152 +00:17:04,375 --> 00:17:16,344 +韋小寶諗：先頭喺麗春院呢，咁好嘅機會，七個美女我似乎都抱唔到一半，而且又黑麻麻，都唔知抱過邊個啊邊個未抱過。 + +153 +00:17:16,700 --> 00:17:18,901 +好，我哋從頭嚟過。 + +154 +00:17:19,421 --> 00:17:24,951 +嚟咯！一便唱十八摸，一便拉開羅帳，啪聲跳上張床咯噃。 + +155 +00:17:26,184 --> 00:17:32,070 +突然間條辮一緊，喉嚨一痛，畀人拉住條辮扚起身。 + +156 +00:17:32,858 --> 00:17:37,280 +嗰人左手啊叉住佢條頸，係邊個呢？係洪夫人啊。 + +157 +00:17:38,651 --> 00:17:48,101 +隔咗咁耐，迷春酒嘅藥力已經過咗嘞，洪夫人、毛東珠、方怡、沐劍屏四個人呢都已經醒翻。 + +158 +00:17:48,766 --> 00:17:53,294 +雙兒同曾柔身上被封嘅穴道，亦已經漸漸解開嘞。 + +159 +00:17:54,340 --> 00:18:03,349 +只係大床喺揚州街上抬過嘅時候，四周圍兵多將廣，噉床裏便七個女子呢邊個都唔敢逳，邊個都唔敢出聲。 + +160 +00:18:04,002 --> 00:18:10,080 +而家韋小寶又想享下温柔豔福，點知一上床唧，就畀洪夫人捉住嘞。 + +161 +00:18:11,462 --> 00:18:19,557 +洪夫人嘅神情似笑非笑，低聲喝佢話：小鬼，你真係大膽嘞，連我都敢玩？ + +162 +00:18:20,183 --> 00:18:28,218 +韋小寶嚇到魂飛天外啊賠笑話：嘿嘿，誒夫人，我我唔係玩，我我係，嘿嘿，誒我我我係。 + +163 +00:18:29,007 --> 00:18:30,354 +你唱嘅係咩歌啊？ + +164 +00:18:30,532 --> 00:18:33,587 +哦，係喺妓院裏頭聽翻嚟嘅啫嘛。 + +165 +00:18:34,430 --> 00:18:36,210 +你想死定想生吖？ + +166 +00:18:36,989 --> 00:18:43,858 +屬下白龍使，恭祝夫人同教主仙福永享，壽與天齊，夫人號令，屬下謹遵不誤啊。 + +167 +00:18:44,997 --> 00:18:52,056 +洪夫人見到佢講呢幾句説話嘅時候嬉皮笑臉，一啲都冇恭敬噉嘅樣，就哼咗一聲話： + +168 +00:18:52,851 --> 00:18:55,027 +你撤咗花廳四周圍嘅兵將先啦。 + +169 +00:18:55,463 --> 00:18:59,353 +好，噉仲唔容易咩？嗱你放開手，我去發號施令吓。 + +170 +00:19:00,371 --> 00:19:01,989 +你喺呢處傳令就得喇。 + +171 +00:19:02,571 --> 00:19:03,014 +好啦。 + +172 +00:19:03,625 --> 00:19:13,456 +廳外當差嘅總督、巡撫、兵部尚書、户部尚書們大家聽住，所有啲兵將通通退開，唔准喺度停留。 + +173 +00:19:14,218 --> 00:19:16,179 +洪夫人掹一掹佢條辮喝佢話： + +174 +00:19:16,481 --> 00:19:19,304 +咩兵部尚書户部尚書啊？亂噏一通。 + +175 +00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:21,235 +跟住又試出力一掹。 + +176 +00:19:21,404 --> 00:19:24,161 +韋小寶大叫話：哎呀痛死我喇！ + +177 +00:19:24,949 --> 00:19:39,596 +外便統兵官，聽見佢講咩總督、尚書，個心已經非常疑心嘞，等到聽佢大聲嗌痛，即刻就有幾十人手執刀槍，走入花廳裏便問：欽差大人，有咩事啊？ + +178 +00:19:40,231 --> 00:19:43,630 +韋小寶話：冇，誒冇咩嘢，哎呀媽啊。 + +179 +00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:47,253 +眾將官你睇我我睇你啊手足無措。 + +180 +00:19:47,822 --> 00:19:52,139 +洪夫人嬲起上嚟一舉手，啪一聲，出力摑咗韋小寶一巴。 + +181 +00:19:52,681 --> 00:19:55,922 +韋小寶又嗌嘞：媽啊你唔好打你嘅仔啦。 + +182 +00:19:56,717 --> 00:20:05,881 +洪夫人雖然唔知道佢叫人做阿媽呢，就即係鬧人做老舉噉解，但係見到佢咁曳唄，噉舉起手又想打嘞噃。 + +183 +00:20:06,357 --> 00:20:13,949 +突然間肩後天宗同神堂兩個穴位上便，一陣痠麻，右手軟顂顂噉垂低，冇晒力嘞。 + +184 +00:20:14,464 --> 00:20:23,027 +洪夫人吃咗一驚，擰轉頭睇下係邊個點咗自己穴道啦，見背後同自己挨得最近嘅係方怡，就冷笑話： + +185 +00:20:23,682 --> 00:20:26,280 +方姑娘，你武功唔錯噃。 + +186 +00:20:27,011 --> 00:20:33,124 +左手啊飛快向雙兒雙眼點過去，方怡話：唔係我啊。側頭避開嘞。 + +187 +00:20:33,671 --> 00:20:42,569 +洪夫人想話再攻啦，忽然後便兩隻手伸過嚟抱住佢左手，乃係沐劍屏啊，佢話：夫人，唔係我師姐點你㗎。 + +188 +00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:46,457 +佢見到點洪夫人穴道嘅係雙兒啊。 + +189 +00:20:46,955 --> 00:20:53,693 +毛東珠舉起手打咗沐劍屏一掌，好在佢已經冇乜內力喇，沐劍屏並冇受傷。 + +190 +00:20:54,030 --> 00:20:57,923 +噉毛東珠第二掌又打過嚟，方怡啊伸手格開。 + +191 +00:20:58,751 --> 00:21:08,334 +阿珂見到四個女子打埋一嚿僂，噉就想落床嘞噃，右腳啱啱喺張被處伸出去，吖噉一聲，立即縮翻轉頭。 + +192 +00:21:08,948 --> 00:21:11,654 +韋小寶拉住佢左腳：唔好走啦。 + +193 +00:21:12,422 --> 00:21:14,801 +阿珂用力一擢佢話：放開我！ + +194 +00:21:15,472 --> 00:21:17,458 +你估下吖嗱，我肯唔肯放呢？ + +195 +00:21:18,022 --> 00:21:21,112 +阿珂急嘞，擰轉身一拳打過去。 + +196 +00:21:21,574 --> 00:21:25,244 +韋小寶一避，嘭一聲，打中曾柔左便塊面。 + +197 +00:21:25,741 --> 00:21:27,881 +曾柔話：你點解打我唧？ + +198 +00:21:28,231 --> 00:21:30,924 +阿珂話：對唔住啊，哎呀！ + +199 +00:21:31,279 --> 00:21:33,915 +原來阿珂畀方怡一掌打中咗。 + +200 +00:21:34,359 --> 00:21:40,339 +霎時之間，床上呀七國咁亂啊，七個女子亂咁打亂咁扭。 + +201 +00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:44,714 +嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。 diff --git 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00:01:23,171 +乜呢啲女子都係你嘅大大細細老婆，噉其中一個係欽犯，兩個又扮成咗親兵噉樣嘅？ + +14 +00:01:24,503 --> 00:01:32,210 +噉啊即刻有人用刀槍指住毛東珠，另外有人拉佢起身，咔咔兩聲，同佢戴上咗手銬嘞。 + +15 +00:01:33,404 --> 00:01:40,864 +韋小寶指住洪夫人話：呢位夫人係我嘅上司，哎不過都同佢戴翻副手銬好啲喇。 + +16 +00:01:41,771 --> 00:01:46,504 +眾兵將更加奇怪啦，亦都幫洪夫人啊上咗手銬。 + +17 +00:01:47,082 --> 00:01:55,049 +洪夫人就空有一身武藝啊，因為畀雙兒點咗兩處穴道，半身痠麻，就難以反抗。 + +18 +00:01:56,333 --> 00:02:05,122 +呢個時候，雙兒同埋曾柔先至喺人堆裏便躝翻出嚟，噉諗起尋晚嘅經歷，又面紅又覺得好笑。 + +19 +00:02:06,463 --> 00:02:11,119 +韋小寶指住方怡話：佢係我嘅大細老婆。 + +20 +00:02:11,510 --> 00:02:18,292 +指住沐劍屏話，佢係我嘅細細老婆，大細老婆要上手銬，細細老婆就不必喇。 + +21 +00:02:19,163 --> 00:02:21,563 +眾兵將啊幫方怡上咗手銬。 + +22 +00:02:22,483 --> 00:02:31,088 +欽差大人嗰啲奇言怪語，層出不窮，不過眾兵將聽得多嘞，呢個時候已經不以為怪嘞。 + +23 +00:02:32,742 --> 00:02:36,420 +呢個時候，坐喺地下嘅只係剩翻阿珂一個人。 + +24 +00:02:37,162 --> 00:02:44,570 +只見佢披頭散髮衣衫不整，着嘅係男子打扮，卻係明艷絕倫。 + +25 +00:02:45,242 --> 00:02:51,939 +噉啊雙手緊緊揸住長衫嘅下襬，遮住裸露嘅雙腳，耷低個頭面都紅晒。 + +26 +00:02:52,943 --> 00:02:59,099 +眾兵將都諗嘞：欽差大人呢幾個大細老婆以呢個老婆最靚嘞。 + +27 +00:03:00,050 --> 00:03:06,593 +只聽見韋小寶話：佢係我明媒正娶嘅原配夫人，等我扶翻佢起身至得。 + +28 +00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:09,902 +噉行上去兩步話：娘子請起。 + +29 +00:03:10,258 --> 00:03:11,876 +噉啊伸手去扶阿珂咯喎。 + +30 +00:03:12,747 --> 00:03:19,074 +突然間聽見啪一聲，聲音清脆，欽差大人塊面啊已經捱咗一巴嘞。 + +31 +00:03:19,854 --> 00:03:28,400 +阿珂喊住話：你就會欺負我，你殺咗我啦殺咗我啦，我，我死都唔嫁畀你。 + +32 +00:03:29,406 --> 00:03:32,506 +眾兵將傻咗噉，個個都愕然喎。 + +33 +00:03:33,243 --> 00:03:38,992 +欽差大人當眾被打，噉啊眾將官保護不力啊人人有虧職守喎。 + +34 +00:03:39,616 --> 00:03:50,636 +不過打欽差嘅乃係佢嘅原配夫人，上前阻止啊固然係唔得啦，喝佢幾聲，似乎亦唔啱體統噃一時都唔知點樣做好嘞。 + +35 +00:03:51,686 --> 00:03:56,975 +韋小寶摸住被打嗰邊面笑住話：嘿嘿，我又點捨得殺你呢？ + +36 +00:03:57,081 --> 00:04:01,464 +娘子唔使嬲，下官，即刻殺咗鄭公子就係嘞。 + +37 +00:04:02,437 --> 00:04:04,979 +喺麗春院捉嚟嗰個男子喺邊處？ + +38 +00:04:05,733 --> 00:04:11,530 +一名佐領話：回都統，嗰個嘢上咗腳鐐手銬，而家看守住佢啊。 + +39 +00:04:12,166 --> 00:04:20,399 +好極喇，嗱，你聽住，佢如果想逃走呢，就先斬咗佢左腳，然後再斬佢右腳。 + +40 +00:04:21,352 --> 00:04:26,930 +阿珂嚇到乜嘢噉就話：唔好啊唔好斬佢隻腳啊，佢，佢又唔會逃走嘅。 + +41 +00:04:27,773 --> 00:04:31,401 +你如果逃走呢，我就斬鄭公子兩隻手。 + +42 +00:04:32,258 --> 00:04:35,965 +韋小寶向方怡、沐劍屏等掃咗一眼，佢話： + +43 +00:04:36,950 --> 00:04:43,654 +我呢啲大細老婆、細細老婆如果逃走咗呢，就割鄭公子嘅耳仔同鼻哥啦。 + +44 +00:04:44,298 --> 00:04:46,628 +阿珂急喇：你，你。 + +45 +00:04:47,436 --> 00:04:52,943 +呢啲女人，同鄭公子有咩嘢關係唧？點解要割佢嘅耳仔同鼻哥喎。 + +46 +00:04:53,672 --> 00:05:02,491 +梗係有關係啦我呢啲女人啊個個花容月貌，鄭公子係色鬼，佢一見到啊，一定會不懷好意嘅。 + +47 +00:05:03,634 --> 00:05:08,939 +阿珂見佢咁唔講道理，咩嘢都講唔明白，一急，又喊起上嚟嘞。 + +48 +00:05:09,727 --> 00:05:16,329 +韋小寶話：戴手銬嘅女人都押落去，好好地看守，再上埋腳鐐。 + +49 +00:05:16,915 --> 00:05:22,240 +吩咐廚房，擺一圍酒席，唔戴手銬嘅好姑娘喺呢處陪我飲酒。 + +50 +00:05:23,042 --> 00:05:24,946 +班親兵冚噉應咗。 + +51 +00:05:25,528 --> 00:05:31,144 +阿珂喊嘞：我，我唔陪你飲酒，你同我戴上手銬啦。 + +52 +00:05:32,598 --> 00:05:35,913 +曾柔粒聲唔出，耷低個頭行出去嘞。 + +53 +00:05:36,514 --> 00:05:39,393 +韋小寶話：咦，你去邊處啊？ + +54 +00:05:40,286 --> 00:05:47,138 +曾柔捩轉頭話：你，你真係唔要面嘞，我唔想見你。 + +55 +00:05:48,013 --> 00:05:51,067 +韋小寶打個特嘞就問佢：點解啊？ + +56 +00:05:51,801 --> 00:05:54,194 +你，你仲問點解？ + +57 +00:05:54,621 --> 00:06:00,130 +人哋唔肯嫁你，你就強迫人哋，你做咗大官，就可以噉樣欺負百姓嘞咩？ + +58 +00:06:00,938 --> 00:06:05,989 +我以前仲當你係一個，係個英雄，點知道。 + +59 +00:06:07,598 --> 00:06:08,396 +點知道點啊？ + +60 +00:06:09,478 --> 00:06:12,152 +曾柔忽然間喊起上嚟，揞住塊面話： + +61 +00:06:13,868 --> 00:06:17,847 +我唔知啊，你，你係壞人，唔係好人。 + +62 +00:06:18,354 --> 00:06:20,179 +講完，就行出外便嘞。 + +63 +00:06:20,893 --> 00:06:27,264 +兩名軍官挺刀攔住喝佢話：你侮辱欽差唔准走，聽候欽差大人發落。 + +64 +00:06:28,343 --> 00:06:38,024 +韋小寶畀曾柔一番斥責，本來就滿腔高興嘅當堂化為烏有，覺得佢嘅説話亦頗有道理啊。 + +65 +00:06:39,296 --> 00:06:48,134 +自己做咗清廷大官，噉就恃勢凌人，十足係講古先生口中所講嘅奸臣惡霸一樣，佢諗： + +66 +00:06:48,788 --> 00:06:53,877 +英雄做唔成都冇咩嘢所謂，做奸臣就唔似樣㗎。 + +67 +00:06:54,911 --> 00:06:58,570 +唉，曾姑娘，你返嚟，我有説話講。 + +68 +00:06:59,810 --> 00:07:02,129 +我得罪咗你，你殺我個頭啦。 + +69 +00:07:03,221 --> 00:07:05,951 +雙兒同曾柔係好朋友啊就勸佢話： + +70 +00:07:06,551 --> 00:07:10,389 +曾姐姐你唔好嬲啦，相公唔會殺你嘅。 + +71 +00:07:11,543 --> 00:07:22,381 +你講得啱，我如果夾硬要佢哋做我老婆，噉就係大花面奸臣啊強搶民女，好似三笑姻緣裏便嗰個王老虎搶親嘞。 + +72 +00:07:23,592 --> 00:07:26,856 +韋小寶指住阿珂，對帶領親兵嘅佐領話： + +73 +00:07:27,599 --> 00:07:33,357 +你帶呢位姑娘出去，再將嗰個姓鄭嘅男子放咗，等佢哋做夫妻啦。 + +74 +00:07:34,543 --> 00:07:38,772 +講呢幾句説話嘅時候啊唉，委實係心痛萬分啊。 + +75 +00:07:39,902 --> 00:07:47,127 +又指住方怡話：開咗手銬，放埋佢走啦，等佢去搵佢嗰個親愛嘅劉師哥啦。 + +76 +00:07:48,169 --> 00:07:54,949 +唉，我個原配夫人去勾佬，我嘅大細老婆亦係去勾佬。 + +77 +00:07:55,781 --> 00:08:02,310 +死人頭你嘩我係咩欽差大人都統大人啊？我係雙料烏龜大人。 + +78 +00:08:03,564 --> 00:08:07,941 +嗰個佐領見佢大發脾氣，嚇到耷低頭唔敢出聲。 + +79 +00:08:08,872 --> 00:08:11,971 +韋小寶話：快啲帶呢兩個女人出去！ + +80 +00:08:13,257 --> 00:08:17,040 +嗰個佐領應咗，就帶阿珂同方怡出去嘞。 + +81 +00:08:18,311 --> 00:08:23,304 +韋小寶睇住兩個女子嘅背影，個心呀真係戀戀不捨啊。 + +82 +00:08:24,439 --> 00:08:31,115 +只見方怡同阿珂頭都唔回噉行出去，連多謝都冇句一個感激嘅眼神都冇。 + +83 +00:08:32,325 --> 00:08:39,289 +只見曾柔行上兩步低聲話：你係好人，你，你罰我啦。 + +84 +00:08:40,337 --> 00:08:44,937 +韋小寶當堂精神為之一振啊，佢眉開眼笑噉話： + +85 +00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:47,442 +冇錯冇錯，我確係要罰你。 + +86 +00:08:47,798 --> 00:08:54,216 +雙兒、小郡主、曾姑娘，你哋三個係好姑娘，嚟，我哋入去裏便先至傾啦。 + +87 +00:08:55,073 --> 00:09:00,399 +佢正話想帶佢哋去內堂親熱一番㗎，點知有個軍官行入嚟話： + +88 +00:09:01,008 --> 00:09:06,571 +啟稟都統大人，外便有個人，話係奉咗洪教主之命求見大人啊。 + +89 +00:09:07,422 --> 00:09:13,419 +韋小寶嚇咗一跳連忙話：咩紅教主綠教主唧，唔見唔見，快啲趕佢走。 + +90 +00:09:14,006 --> 00:09:14,484 +係。 + +91 +00:09:15,352 --> 00:09:23,692 +嗰個軍官退咗一步又話：嗰個人話，佢哋手裏便有兩個男人，要同都統大人換兩個女人喎。 + +92 +00:09:24,663 --> 00:09:25,827 +換兩個女人？ + +93 +00:09:26,701 --> 00:09:35,326 +韋小寶望咗洪夫人，同毛東珠一眼，擰擰頭話：佢啊開胃啊，咁好嘅貨色，我點肯換啊？ + +94 +00:09:35,989 --> 00:09:38,067 +係，卑職去趕佢走。 + +95 +00:09:38,587 --> 00:09:39,453 +誒咪住咪住。 + +96 +00:09:40,432 --> 00:09:41,987 +佢用咩男人嚟換啊？ + +97 +00:09:42,396 --> 00:09:47,389 +死嘅佢，男人有咩嘢好唧？男人嚟換女人啊難為佢諗得出啊。 + +98 +00:09:48,152 --> 00:09:48,544 +係。 + +99 +00:09:49,065 --> 00:09:55,735 +嗰個人胡言亂語，話一個係喇嘛，一個係王子，都係都統大人嘅結拜兄弟喎。 + +100 +00:09:56,381 --> 00:09:56,914 +吓？ + +101 +00:09:57,809 --> 00:09:58,896 +韋小寶個心諗嘞： + +102 +00:09:59,774 --> 00:10:04,051 +原來桑結喇嘛同葛爾丹王子畀洪教主捉住咗。 + +103 +00:10:05,151 --> 00:10:09,557 +佢話：又係喇嘛又係王子，我要嚟做乜嘢啊？ + +104 +00:10:10,402 --> 00:10:16,318 +你同嗰個傢伙講，呢兩個女人啊，就係用兩百萬個男人嚟換我都唔換㗎喇。 + +105 +00:10:17,131 --> 00:10:17,909 +係，係。 + +106 +00:10:18,794 --> 00:10:20,726 +個軍官應咗就想退出去嘞。 + +107 +00:10:21,912 --> 00:10:24,500 +韋小寶向曾柔望咗一眼佢諗： + +108 +00:10:25,674 --> 00:10:28,380 +佢先頭話我係壞人唔係好人。 + +109 +00:10:29,046 --> 00:10:34,148 +噉我將自己老婆放咗，由得佢哋去勾佬噉先至算我係好人。 + +110 +00:10:34,557 --> 00:10:39,693 +哼，唉要做好人呀，真係要落好多本錢至得㗎。 + +111 +00:10:40,601 --> 00:10:49,839 +桑結同葛爾丹兩個人總係算同我結拜咗兄弟㗎，我唔換佢返嚟，一定會畀洪教主殺咗嘅。 + +112 +00:10:50,843 --> 00:10:52,690 +我扣住洪夫人有咩用啊？ + +113 +00:10:53,485 --> 00:10:58,400 +佢雖然係靚到糝一聲啊，不過又唔肯同我仙福永享壽與天齊嘅。 + +114 +00:10:59,247 --> 00:11:03,311 +哼，重色輕友唔係英雄好漢，就話：咪住！ + +115 +00:11:04,049 --> 00:11:07,308 +個軍官應咗一聲：係。就躬身聽令嘞。 + +116 +00:11:08,471 --> 00:11:13,785 +你去同佢講，叫洪教主將嗰兩個人放翻嚟，我送翻洪夫人畀佢。 + +117 +00:11:14,521 --> 00:11:26,171 +呢位夫人花容月貌，靚過西施、楊貴妃，係世上嘅無價之寶，本來殺咗我個頭我都唔肯放嘅，換佢兩個男人，認真係便宜咗佢喇。 + +118 +00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:31,687 +另外呢個女人呢，雖然又醜怪又水皮，不過係唔放得嘅。 + +119 +00:11:32,591 --> 00:11:34,307 +嗰個軍官應咗就出去嘞。 + +120 +00:11:35,593 --> 00:11:40,423 +洪夫人一直板起塊面，到而家呢先至有翻啲笑容佢話： + +121 +00:11:41,148 --> 00:11:43,900 +欽差大人好會誇獎人啊。 + +122 +00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:47,859 +夫人，你靚到不得了又何必客氣呢？ + +123 +00:11:48,100 --> 00:11:53,720 +嗱，我哋好人做到底，蝕本亦蝕到底，先送貨後收錢。 + +124 +00:11:54,578 --> 00:11:57,711 +嚟人喇，快啲將我上司手銬打開佢。 + +125 +00:11:58,244 --> 00:12:02,780 +噉啊接過鎖匙，親自打開咗洪夫人嘅手銬，陪佢行出去。 + +126 +00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:08,147 +嚟到大廳，只見嗰個軍官正在同陸高軒傾緊。 + +127 +00:12:09,023 --> 00:12:13,335 +韋小寶話：陸先生，你好好地侍候夫人返去。 + +128 +00:12:13,744 --> 00:12:21,214 +夫人，屬下恭送你老人家得勝回朝，祝你同教主仙福永享壽與天齊啊。 + +129 +00:12:22,079 --> 00:12:24,361 +洪夫人咭咭聲咁笑，佢話： + +130 +00:12:24,997 --> 00:12:32,106 +祝欽差大人升官發財，壽比南山，嬌妻美妾，公侯萬代啊。 + +131 +00:12:33,203 --> 00:12:38,832 +唉，升官發財係容易啊，嬌妻美妾噉就難咯。 + +132 +00:12:39,396 --> 00:12:42,361 +奏樂，送客，備轎！ + +133 +00:12:42,974 --> 00:12:48,536 +噉喺鼓樂聲中，又親自送到大門口，睇住洪夫人上咗轎走嘞。 + +134 +00:12:49,849 --> 00:12:57,374 +洪夫人坐嗰頂轎啱啱抬走，韋小寶正話要行翻入屋，門口啊嚟咗一頂大轎。 + +135 +00:12:58,269 --> 00:13:00,674 +原來係揚州知府嚟到拜會。 + +136 +00:13:01,761 --> 00:13:07,732 +韋小寶眼見到手嘅美人一個個離開，心情係差到極，就問佢： + +137 +00:13:08,681 --> 00:13:09,643 +你嚟做咩嘢啊？ + +138 +00:13:10,828 --> 00:13:13,991 +知府吳之榮請安行禮佢話： + +139 +00:13:14,568 --> 00:13:17,608 +卑職有緊密軍情稟告大人啊。 + +140 +00:13:18,630 --> 00:13:23,063 +韋小寶聽到機密軍情四個字噉先至畀咗入去，佢心諗： + +141 +00:13:23,791 --> 00:13:26,626 +如果唔係機密大事呢我打你𦣇柚。 + +142 +00:13:27,921 --> 00:13:32,057 +嚟到內書房，韋小寶自己坐低亦唔請佢坐。 + +143 +00:13:32,537 --> 00:13:35,201 +韋小寶問：咩機密軍情啊？ + +144 +00:13:35,893 --> 00:13:39,890 +吳之榮話：請大人屏退左右。 + +145 +00:13:40,742 --> 00:13:43,361 +韋小寶揮手叫親兵出去。 + +146 +00:13:43,859 --> 00:13:46,356 +吳之榮就行到佢前面低聲話： + +147 +00:13:46,987 --> 00:13:54,117 +欽差大人，呢件事呀非同小可啊，大人奏咗上去，係件了不起嘅大功。 + +148 +00:13:55,093 --> 00:14:03,236 +卑職亦韜光大人嘅福蔭，因此卑職嘅心諗：仲係唔好稟告府台藩台兩位大人先嘞。 + +149 +00:14:04,358 --> 00:14:06,900 +咩嘢大事啊咁緊要啊？ + +150 +00:14:07,712 --> 00:14:15,317 +回大人，皇上福氣大，大人福氣大，先至會令到卑職探聽到呢個大消息啊。 + +151 +00:14:16,236 --> 00:14:19,088 +哼，你吳大人福氣亦都大啫。 + +152 +00:14:19,434 --> 00:14:20,453 +不敢，不敢。 + +153 +00:14:20,995 --> 00:14:27,729 +卑職受皇上恩典，欽差大人嘅提拔，日日夜夜只係想點樣報答大恩。 + +154 +00:14:28,311 --> 00:14:38,759 +尋日，喺禪智寺外便陪大人賞過芍藥之後，諗起大人嘅談論風采，個心啊，佩服仰慕到不得了。 + +155 +00:14:39,133 --> 00:14:45,484 +只係盼望能夠日日跟住大人當差，時時刻刻得到大人嘅指教就好喇。 + +156 +00:14:46,463 --> 00:14:49,237 +噉好極嘞，你呢個知府亦唔使做。 + +157 +00:14:49,677 --> 00:14:55,303 +我睇你咁聰明伶俐，不如，誒不如。 + +158 +00:14:55,868 --> 00:15:00,544 +吳之榮好歡喜啊連忙請個安話：多謝大人栽培。 + +159 +00:15:02,192 --> 00:15:07,053 +不如嚟同我做看門嘅門工，誒一係呢，就同我抬轎啦。 + +160 +00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:13,056 +我日日出門，你就可以見到我喇，哈哈，哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。 + +161 +00:15:13,923 --> 00:15:18,428 +吳之榮好嬲啊面色都有啲變嘞，跟住就陪笑話： + +162 +00:15:19,399 --> 00:15:25,604 +誒噉好極嘞，同大人做門工，梗係好過喺揚州做知府啦。 + +163 +00:15:25,845 --> 00:15:32,038 +嘿嘿嘿嘿，誒卑職平時派咗唔少閒人，到處噉探聽消息。 + +164 +00:15:32,611 --> 00:15:38,828 +如果有人心懷叛逆，誹謗皇上，誣衊大人，卑職立刻就知道。 + +165 +00:15:39,344 --> 00:15:45,615 +呢啲妖言惑眾，擾亂聽聞嘅大罪，卑職向來係嚴加懲處嘅。 + +166 +00:15:46,752 --> 00:15:48,747 +韋小寶嗯咗一聲個心諗： + +167 +00:15:49,346 --> 00:15:58,566 +此人話風一轉，輕輕就將門工轎夫嘅事一句帶過，確係深通做官之道好了不起啊。 + +168 +00:15:59,393 --> 00:16:09,284 +吳之榮又話：如果係販夫走卒、市井小人，噉亂噏幾句呢亦冇大害，最需要提防嘅係讀書人。 + +169 +00:16:10,461 --> 00:16:16,952 +呢種人，做詩寫文章，往往搦啲古時候嘅事嚟到諷刺朝政。 + +170 +00:16:17,472 --> 00:16:22,421 +平常人見咗，往往想唔到佢哋借古諷今嘅惡毒用意嘅。 + +171 +00:16:23,230 --> 00:16:26,385 +人哋睇咗又唔明白，就冇咩害處吖。 + +172 +00:16:26,874 --> 00:16:27,829 +係嘅，係嘅。 + +173 +00:16:28,069 --> 00:16:36,678 +雖然係噉啫，終歸其心可誅，呢啲大逆不道嘅詩文，係萬萬唔能夠畀佢哋流毒於天下嘅。 + +174 +00:16:37,701 --> 00:16:43,767 +吳之榮講到呢處，喺衫袖籠攞出一本手抄本雙手呈上，佢話： + +175 +00:16:44,541 --> 00:16:48,507 +大人請睇，呢本係卑職尋日得到嘅一本詩集。 + +176 +00:16:49,331 --> 00:17:00,136 +如果佢喺衫袖籠攞出嚟嘅係一沓銀票呢，韋小寶即刻就會蓮子蓉噉口面，而家見到係本冊子，已經頗為失望。 + +177 +00:17:00,746 --> 00:17:07,868 +等到聽講係詩集當堂就長長打個喊路，亦唔伸手去接，噉啊擔高個頭理都唔理佢。 + +178 +00:17:08,893 --> 00:17:14,171 +吳之榮頗為尷尬，雙手捧住詩集慢慢縮翻轉頭佢話： + +179 +00:17:15,371 --> 00:17:25,248 +尋日喺飲酒嘅時候，有個女子唱一首新詩，係描寫揚州鄉下女子嘅，大人聽咗好唔高興。 + +180 +00:17:26,011 --> 00:17:33,728 +卑職就去調咗呢個人嘅詩集返嚟查下，哈發覺其中，果然有唔少大逆犯忌嘅句子。 + +181 +00:17:35,032 --> 00:17:38,345 +韋小寶懶洋洋噉話：係咩？ + +182 +00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:42,690 +吳之榮掀開本冊子，指住一首詩話： + +183 +00:17:43,406 --> 00:17:48,388 +大人請睇，呢首詩嘅題目，叫做洪武銅炮歌。 + +184 +00:17:49,205 --> 00:17:55,090 +呢個查慎行所寫嘅，係前朝朱元璋用過嘅一尊銅炮。 + +185 +00:17:56,118 --> 00:18:01,834 +韋小寶一聽，吖有啲興致嘞就問佢：乜朱元璋都開過大炮嘅咩？ + +186 +00:18:03,191 --> 00:18:03,919 +係，係。 + +187 +00:18:04,671 --> 00:18:14,825 +而家我大清聖天子在位，呢個查慎行走去做詩嚟歌頌朱元璋嘅銅炮，噉咪叫大家懷念前朝咩？ + +188 +00:18:15,429 --> 00:18:19,807 +呢首詩誇大朱元璋嘅威風，好唔應該啊。 + +189 +00:18:20,734 --> 00:18:28,140 +最後嗰四句係噉寫嘅：我來見汝荊棘中，並與江山作憑吊。 + +190 +00:18:28,487 --> 00:18:33,721 +金狄摩挲總淚流，有情爭忍長登眺？ + +191 +00:18:34,005 --> 00:18:37,612 +呢個人心懷異志，真係擺到明㗎喇。 + +192 +00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:50,977 +我大清奉天承運，驅除朱明，眾百姓歡欣鼓舞都嚟唔切，吖此人又點解見到朱元璋嘅一尊大炮就要憑吊江山？要流眼淚呢？ + +193 +00:18:52,802 --> 00:18:54,510 +呢尊銅炮喺邊處啊？ + +194 +00:18:55,008 --> 00:18:59,927 +我啊想去睇下噃，睇下仲能唔能夠放，皇上係最歡喜大炮㗎喇。 + +195 +00:19:00,992 --> 00:19:05,100 +根據詩裏便所講，呢尊銅炮，係喺荊州啊。 + +196 +00:19:05,807 --> 00:19:09,282 +唓，既然唔喺揚州你又嚟啰嗦乜嘢呢？ + +197 +00:19:09,726 --> 00:19:18,267 +你而家做嘅係揚州知府又唔係荊州知府，幾時等你去做荊州知縣，再去查考呢尊銅炮罷啦。 + +198 +00:19:19,050 --> 00:19:27,581 +吳之榮大吃一驚啊佢諗：去做荊州知縣，噉唔係降級貶官？嗯呢件事唔好再提喇。 + +199 +00:19:28,410 --> 00:19:33,842 +佢即刻將詩集收翻入衫袖籠，又另外攞咗兩部書出嚟佢話： + +200 +00:19:34,313 --> 00:19:41,497 +欽差大人，查慎行嘅詩，只係略有唔妥嘅地方唧，大人恩典不加查究。 + +201 +00:19:42,364 --> 00:19:45,862 +不過呢兩部書就萬萬唔能夠置之不理喇。 + +202 +00:19:46,881 --> 00:19:50,723 +韋小寶皺住眉頭話：又係咩嘢傢伙啊？ + +203 +00:19:51,588 --> 00:19:58,345 +一部係查伊璜所作嘅國壽錄，其中嘅文字呀冚𠾴唥係讚揚反清叛逆嘅。 + +204 +00:19:58,674 --> 00:20:04,488 +一部係顧炎武嘅詩集，更加係無君無上、無法無天之至啊。 + +205 +00:20:05,536 --> 00:20:07,459 +韋小寶暗暗吃咗一驚嘞： + +206 +00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:12,536 +顧炎武先生同我師父都係殺烏龜同盟嘅總軍師。 + +207 +00:20:13,410 --> 00:20:18,053 +佢嘅書，點解會落喺吳之榮手上呢？ + +208 +00:20:18,990 --> 00:20:22,814 +唔知其中有冇提到我哋天地會嘅噃，佢問： + +209 +00:20:23,361 --> 00:20:25,910 +書裏便寫咗啲咩啊你詳細講嚟聽下。 + +210 +00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:33,757 +吳之榮見到韋小寶突然間關心起上嚟，當堂精神大振啊，就掀開國壽錄嚟，佢話： + +211 +00:20:34,041 --> 00:20:40,062 +回大人，呢部書，將反清嘅叛逆，都講成係忠臣義士。 + +212 +00:20:40,636 --> 00:20:52,750 +呢篇兵部主事贈監察御史查子傳，係寫佢堂兄弟查美繼抗拒我大清嘅逆事，講佢點樣勾結叛徒同王師為敵嘅。 + +213 +00:20:53,950 --> 00:20:56,249 +佢用手指指住啲文字就讀喇： + +214 +00:20:57,348 --> 00:21:03,687 +會四月十七日，清兵攻袁花集，退經通袁。 + +215 +00:21:03,944 --> 00:21:21,163 +美繼監凌、揚、周，王諸義師，船五百號，眾五千餘人，皆白裹其頭，午餘競發，追及之，斬首百餘級，稱大捷，敵畏，登岸走。 + +216 +00:21:21,483 --> 00:21:29,265 +大人，你睇下，佢將叛逆稱為義師，稱我大清王師為敵，豈不是該死之至咩？ + +217 +00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:34,808 +嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/183.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/183.srt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..bd9930bc1ac3706e15506f15f1efd78f4ff8e178 --- /dev/null +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/183.srt @@ -0,0 +1,811 @@ +1 +00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,948 +前文再續啊書接上一回啊。 + +2 +00:00:04,152 --> 00:00:09,906 +話説韋小寶聽完吳之榮誣衊查伊璜之後，就再問佢嘞： + +3 +00:00:10,996 --> 00:00:13,373 +顧炎武本書裏便又講啲咩嘢㗎？ + +4 +00:00:14,372 --> 00:00:23,493 +吳之榮放低國壽錄，攞起顧炎武嘅詩集佢話：此人作嘅詩啊，冇一首唔係謀反叛逆嘅説話嘅。 + +5 +00:00:24,293 --> 00:00:28,873 +呢一首嘅題目就叫做羌胡，噉明明係誹謗我大清嘞。 + +6 +00:00:29,540 --> 00:00:31,163 +佢指住詩句就讀咯喎： + +7 +00:00:31,879 --> 00:00:37,336 +我國金甌本無缺，亂之初生自夷孽。 + +8 +00:00:37,603 --> 00:00:41,338 +征兵以建州，加餉以建州。 + +9 +00:00:41,649 --> 00:00:46,249 +土司一反西蜀憂，妖民一唱山東愁。 + +10 +00:00:46,569 --> 00:00:51,766 +以至神州半流賊，誰其嚆矢由夷酋。 + +11 +00:00:52,307 --> 00:00:57,083 +四入郊圻躪齊魯，破邑屠城不可數。 + +12 +00:00:57,394 --> 00:01:01,667 +刳腹絕腸，折頸接頤，以澤量屍。 + +13 +00:01:01,951 --> 00:01:07,651 +幸而得囚，去乃為夷，夷口呀呀，鑿齒鋸牙。 + +14 +00:01:07,910 --> 00:01:10,423 +建蚩旗，乘莽車。 + +15 +00:01:10,782 --> 00:01:14,960 +視千城之流血，擁艷女兮如花。 + +16 +00:01:15,111 --> 00:01:20,374 +嗚呼夷德之殘如此，而謂天慾與之國家。 + +17 +00:01:21,262 --> 00:01:26,730 +韋小寶猛咁耍手話：誒唔好念喇唔好念喇，咿咿呀呀都唔知講乜東東。 + +18 +00:01:27,294 --> 00:01:40,548 +吳之榮話：回大人，呢首詩啊，話我哋滿洲人係蠻夷，話明朝為咗同建州嘅滿洲人打仗，噉先至征兵加餉，搞到天下大亂嘅啫。 + +19 +00:01:41,291 --> 00:01:49,447 +又話我哋滿洲人屠城殺人，劏肚啦，割腸啦，強搶美女啦好殘忍嘅。 + +20 +00:01:50,473 --> 00:01:53,884 +係噉啫嘛，強搶美女好到極啦。 + +21 +00:01:53,991 --> 00:01:57,478 +清兵打破揚州，唔係殺咗好多百姓咩？ + +22 +00:01:58,251 --> 00:02:03,318 +如果唔係為咗呢件事，皇上啊點會豁免揚州三年錢糧唧？ + +23 +00:02:03,656 --> 00:02:06,680 +嗯，呢個顧炎武，做嘅詩都幾老實啊。 + +24 +00:02:07,854 --> 00:02:13,612 +吳之榮大吃一驚啊佢諗：你小小年紀太過唔知輕重。 + +25 +00:02:14,195 --> 00:02:23,476 +呢啲説話，好彩係你講㗎咋，如果係第二個人講嘅，我奏告咗上去你頭上呢頂紗帽仲有得戴咩？ + +26 +00:02:24,346 --> 00:02:31,283 +但係佢知道韋小寶深得皇帝寵幸啊，仲點有膽量去同欽差大臣作對吖？ + +27 +00:02:31,683 --> 00:02:34,693 +就連氣講咗幾個係字，就陪笑話： + +28 +00:02:35,183 --> 00:02:39,142 +大人果然高見，卑職茅塞頓開啊。 + +29 +00:02:39,533 --> 00:02:44,074 +呢呢一首井中心史歌，仲要請大人指點至得。 + +30 +00:02:45,004 --> 00:02:50,370 +呢首詩嘅前便，有一篇長序，啊，真係狂悖之至嘞。 + +31 +00:02:51,151 --> 00:02:54,470 +噉又捧起本書，搖頭晃腦噉讀起嚟嘞。 + +32 +00:02:55,410 --> 00:03:04,431 +佢讀幾句，又解釋一番，話顧炎武鬧滿洲人係韃子，大清兵馬入關係國難等等。 + +33 +00:03:05,031 --> 00:03:09,047 +讀完序嘞，又讀詩，讀到收尾嗰兩句係噉嘅： + +34 +00:03:09,821 --> 00:03:15,173 +胡虜從來無百年，得逢聖祖再開天。 + +35 +00:03:15,627 --> 00:03:20,557 +大人啊，呢句胡虜從來無百年真係認真該死嘞。 + +36 +00:03:21,282 --> 00:03:28,656 +佢咒罵我大清享國，唔會過一百年，又話漢人，會出一個咩聖祖再嚟開天。 + +37 +00:03:29,109 --> 00:03:32,930 +咩嘢開天唧？就係推翻我大清啦嘛。 + +38 +00:03:33,833 --> 00:03:46,582 +韋小寶話：我聽皇上講過，大清只要善待百姓，噉咪坐穩江山嘞，否則，空口講咩千年萬年，亦係白講嘅啫。 + +39 +00:03:47,763 --> 00:03:53,430 +有一個外國人叫做湯若望，佢做欽天監監正，你知唔知道啊？ + +40 +00:03:54,035 --> 00:03:56,190 +係，卑職聽見過。 + +41 +00:03:57,203 --> 00:04:01,044 +呢個人，做咗部曆書，推算咗二百年。 + +42 +00:04:01,462 --> 00:04:07,693 +噉有人告佢一狀，話大清天下萬萬年，點解只係算二百年喇噉。 + +43 +00:04:08,164 --> 00:04:13,656 +當時鰲拜當權呢，佢呢個人就糊塗得厲害喇，居然要殺佢個頭。 + +44 +00:04:14,273 --> 00:04:21,732 +好彩皇上聖明，將鰲拜痛罵一餐，又將告狀嘅人斬咗頭，滿門抄斬添啊。 + +45 +00:04:22,177 --> 00:04:30,178 +皇上最唔鐘意啲人冤枉好人，攞咩大清一百年天下、二百年天下嘅鬼話嚟到害人㗎嘞。 + +46 +00:04:30,409 --> 00:04:36,736 +皇上話啊，真正嘅好官，一定愛惜百姓，好好同朝廷當差辦事嘅。 + +47 +00:04:37,278 --> 00:04:45,477 +至於誣告別人，成日喺啲詩啊、文章啊裏便，噉啊亂咁捉雞腳，呢啲叫做雞蛋裏便搵骨頭。 + +48 +00:04:45,592 --> 00:04:52,101 +嗰啲人呀就係大花面奸臣，吩咐我一見到呢種傢伙啊，即刻綁起嚟斬鬼佢個頭添啊。 + +49 +00:04:53,472 --> 00:05:02,656 +韋小寶啊一心回護顧炎武，就怕吳之榮喺自己呢度呢告唔入喇，又去向第二啲官員出首搞出事。 + +50 +00:05:03,309 --> 00:05:09,169 +所以啊越講越係聲色俱厲，要嚇到吳之榮從此啊唔敢再提呢件事。 + +51 +00:05:10,488 --> 00:05:23,356 +佢又唔知吳之榮所以做到知府啊，全靠因為舉告浙江湖州莊廷鑨所修嘅明史，裏便使用明朝正朔，又有對清朝不敬嘅詞句。 + +52 +00:05:24,321 --> 00:05:29,833 +挑起文字獄以求功名富貴，本來係此人嘅拿手好戲。 + +53 +00:05:30,872 --> 00:05:41,482 +呢次吳之榮，搵到顧炎武、查伊璜等人嘅詩文裏便嘅把柄，歡喜到佢乜嘢噉，以為天賜福祿，又可以連升三級嘞。 + +54 +00:05:42,136 --> 00:05:45,954 +點知道欽差大人，竟然會講出呢番説話。 + +55 +00:05:46,328 --> 00:05:50,499 +佢霎時之間，全身冷汗淋漓，佢諗： + +56 +00:05:51,572 --> 00:05:56,102 +我嗰件明史案，係鰲拜大人親手經辦嘅。 + +57 +00:05:56,635 --> 00:06:07,590 +鰲拜大人畀皇上革職重處，睇嚟皇上嘅性情，確係同鰲拜大人完全唔同噃，呢一次真係撞板撞到應喇。 + +58 +00:06:08,551 --> 00:06:19,323 +康熙點樣捉拿鰲拜講起上嚟呢就唔係點光彩嘅，眾大臣估到皇帝嘅意思嘞，所以喺官場之中就極少有人談及。 + +59 +00:06:20,073 --> 00:06:31,666 +吳之榮啊官卑職小，又喺外地州縣做官，就唔知佢生平唯一嘅知音鰲拜大人啊，就係死於眼前呢位韋大人之手。 + +60 +00:06:31,967 --> 00:06:35,630 +如果唔係呀，嘿，更加要嚇到佢魂飛魄散咯。 + +61 +00:06:36,763 --> 00:06:43,879 +韋小寶見到佢面如土色，滴滴咁震，個心偷笑嘞，就問佢：讀完啦嘛？ + +62 +00:06:44,452 --> 00:06:49,492 +吳之榮話：嗯呢首詩，嗯仲仲，誒仲有一半喇。 + +63 +00:06:50,602 --> 00:06:51,863 +下便點講㗎？ + +64 +00:06:52,689 --> 00:06:55,360 +吳之榮戰戰兢兢噉讀埋落去嘞： + +65 +00:06:56,494 --> 00:07:01,663 +黃河已清人不待，誒，沉沉水府留光彩。 + +66 +00:07:01,832 --> 00:07:06,131 +忽見奇書出世間，又驚胡騎滿江山。 + +67 +00:07:06,424 --> 00:07:10,869 +誒天知世道將反覆，故出此書示臣鵠。 + +68 +00:07:11,136 --> 00:07:15,314 +三十餘年再見之，同心同調複同時。 + +69 +00:07:15,661 --> 00:07:20,577 +陸公已向崖門死，信國捐軀赴燕市。 + +70 +00:07:20,977 --> 00:07:25,589 +誒，昔日吟詩吊古人，幽篁落木愁山鬼。 + +71 +00:07:25,811 --> 00:07:31,631 +嗚呼，蒲黃之輩何其多！所南見此當如何？ + +72 +00:07:32,964 --> 00:07:39,159 +讀完嘞，讀到佢上氣唔接下氣，亦唔敢插話解釋嘞。 + +73 +00:07:39,864 --> 00:07:44,258 +讀完嘅時候啊，書頁上便已經滴滿咗汗水嘞。 + +74 +00:07:45,212 --> 00:07:53,044 +韋小寶笑住話：呢首詩亦冇咩嘢吖，講嘅都係咩山鬼啊、咩黃面婆啊，都幾得意啊。 + +75 +00:07:53,742 --> 00:08:09,317 +吳之榮話：回大人，詩裏便嘅蒲黃兩個字，係指宋朝投降元朝做咗大官嘅蒲壽庚同黃萬石，嗰啲係諷刺漢人做大清官吏㗎咋。 + +76 +00:08:10,496 --> 00:08:15,846 +韋小寶即時黑起塊面，佢話：我話係黃面婆就係黃面婆。 + +77 +00:08:16,890 --> 00:08:18,650 +你老婆塊面好黃㗎，吓？ + +78 +00:08:19,343 --> 00:08:22,870 +點解有人做詩取笑黃面婆，你就睇唔過眼啊？ + +79 +00:08:23,911 --> 00:08:28,950 +吳之榮退後一步，雙手發抖，啪一聲，詩集跌咗落地嘞。 + +80 +00:08:29,964 --> 00:08:34,221 +佢話：係，係，誒誒卑職該死。 + +81 +00:08:35,260 --> 00:08:37,739 +韋小寶乘機發作喇喝佢話： + +82 +00:08:38,340 --> 00:08:42,719 +大膽得你吖？我恭誦皇上聖諭嚟開導你。 + +83 +00:08:43,288 --> 00:08:52,043 +你小小一個官仔，竟然敢對住我掟嘢，發脾氣？你睇唔起皇上聖諭，噉唔係造反係咩啊？ + +84 +00:08:53,110 --> 00:08:57,501 +吳之榮轟一聲，雙膝跪地，轟轟聲猛咁叩頭佢話： + +85 +00:08:57,808 --> 00:09:04,063 +誒，大大，誒，大人饒命，大人饒命，誒原，原諒小人一時糊塗啊。 + +86 +00:09:05,063 --> 00:09:16,756 +哼哼哼，你對住我掟嘢發脾氣，噉亦冇乜嘢，至多不過係個侮慢欽差嘅罪名，重則殺頭輕則充軍，噉都係小事唧。 + +87 +00:09:17,484 --> 00:09:25,574 +吳之榮一聽，有個罪名呀仲厲害過充軍殺頭嘅，越發好似雞啄米噉猛咁叩頭，佢話： + +88 +00:09:25,645 --> 00:09:31,244 +誒，誒大人寬宏大量，嗯，小人知罪喇，知罪喇。 + +89 +00:09:32,452 --> 00:09:35,642 +你睇唔起皇上嘅聖諭，仲了得嘅？ + +90 +00:09:36,278 --> 00:09:43,666 +你屋企嘅老婆、姨仔、兒女、外母、姑媽、丫鬟、老契，冚𠾴唥都拉去殺頭。 + +91 +00:09:44,443 --> 00:09:51,003 +吳之榮全身好似篩糠咁震啊，牙齒打掛，岌岌聲，乜嘢都講唔出嘞。 + +92 +00:09:52,381 --> 00:09:55,541 +韋小寶見嚇到佢夠喇，就喝佢話： + +93 +00:09:56,633 --> 00:09:58,510 +嗰個顧炎武喺邊處嚟啊？ + +94 +00:09:59,396 --> 00:10:04,014 +回，嗯回大人，嗯，佢，嗯佢，佢係喺。 + +95 +00:10:05,301 --> 00:10:12,413 +因為佢自己咬損咗自己條脷啊，講説話都唔清楚咯，過咗好耐先至戰戰兢兢噉話： + +96 +00:10:13,611 --> 00:10:23,203 +卑職大膽，將顧炎武同嗰個姓查嘅，誒仲，仲有一個姓呂嘅，都，都，都扣押喺府衙門裏便喇。 + +97 +00:10:24,716 --> 00:10:28,044 +你拷問過佢哋冇啊？佢哋講咗啲咩嘢啊？ + +98 +00:10:28,689 --> 00:10:36,429 +嗯，卑職誒不過隨便嗯問咗幾句口供，佢三個人，咩嘢都唔肯招供。 + +99 +00:10:37,793 --> 00:10:39,105 +佢哋真係咩嘢都冇講啊？ + +100 +00:10:39,584 --> 00:10:51,380 +嗯，冇冇，誒只不過，只不過喺嗰個姓查嘅身邊，搜出咗一封，誒一一一封書信，誒極之唔妥嘅，誒大人請睇啦。 + +101 +00:10:52,051 --> 00:10:59,469 +講完，吳之榮喺身邊扲出個布包，打開佢，裏便原來係一封信，噉啊雙手呈上。 + +102 +00:11:00,514 --> 00:11:02,567 +韋小寶唔接，佢話： + +103 +00:11:03,283 --> 00:11:05,499 +又係啲咩詩咩文章啊，係咪啊？ + +104 +00:11:05,962 --> 00:11:11,570 +誒，唔係，唔係啊，誒係廣東提督吳，吳六奇寫嘅。 + +105 +00:11:12,639 --> 00:11:17,142 +韋小寶聽到廣東提督吳六奇，吃咗一驚啊連忙問佢： + +106 +00:11:17,669 --> 00:11:20,351 +吳六奇？佢都會做詩嘅咩？ + +107 +00:11:20,813 --> 00:11:28,630 +誒唔係，吳六奇密謀造反，呢封信，係鐵證如山，佢點都抵賴唔了㗎喇。 + +108 +00:11:29,411 --> 00:11:33,950 +卑職先頭講嘅機密軍情，大功一件，就係呢件事啊。 + +109 +00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:39,613 +韋小寶嗯噉應咗佢一聲，個心就猛咁話：弊喇弊喇呢趟。 + +110 +00:11:40,902 --> 00:11:52,506 +吳之榮又話：回大人，讀書人做詩寫文章，有啲叛逆嘅説話，誒大人英斷，話係唔緊要嘅，誒卑職十分佩服。 + +111 +00:11:53,064 --> 00:11:56,859 +開講有話：秀才造反啊三年不成。 + +112 +00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:59,227 +估計亦唔成大患嘅。 + +113 +00:11:59,901 --> 00:12:09,662 +誒不過呢個吳六奇，總管一省兵符，佢要起兵作亂，朝廷如果唔先發制人，噉，嗯噉就唔得了喇。 + +114 +00:12:10,788 --> 00:12:15,110 +一講到吳六奇造反嘅事情，口齒啊當堂伶俐翻嘞。 + +115 +00:12:16,522 --> 00:12:28,744 +佢一直都跪喺地下，噉啊眼見得韋小寶面上嘅表情陰晴不定，顯然，係對呢件事十分關心嘅，於是就慢慢噉企起身嘞噃。 + +116 +00:12:29,269 --> 00:12:34,976 +韋小寶哼噉一聲，睩咗佢一眼，吳之榮吃咗一驚嘞，又試即刻跪翻低。 + +117 +00:12:36,021 --> 00:12:39,506 +韋小寶話：信裏便寫啲咩嘢啊？ + +118 +00:12:40,411 --> 00:12:44,557 +回大人，信裏便嘅説話係十分隱晦嘅。 + +119 +00:12:45,616 --> 00:12:51,875 +佢話：西南即有大事，正是大丈夫建功立業之秋。 + +120 +00:12:52,186 --> 00:12:56,128 +誒佢邀請呢個姓查嘅去廣東指點機宜。 + +121 +00:12:56,781 --> 00:13:04,001 +信裏便話：欲圖中山、開平之偉舉，非青田先生運籌不為功。 + +122 +00:13:04,654 --> 00:13:08,443 +呢封信呀，的的確確係封反信啊。 + +123 +00:13:09,308 --> 00:13:10,691 +你又嚟亂噏一通嘞。 + +124 +00:13:11,180 --> 00:13:14,684 +西南即有大事，你知唔知係咩嘢大事啊？ + +125 +00:13:15,058 --> 00:13:19,740 +你小小嘅官仔，邊處知道皇上同朝廷嘅機密決策呢？ + +126 +00:13:20,629 --> 00:13:21,512 +係，係。 + +127 +00:13:22,196 --> 00:13:27,947 +不過，佢封信裏頭明明係講要造反，實在係唔能夠輕視疏忽㗎。 + +128 +00:13:28,329 --> 00:13:33,854 +韋小寶接過封信，掹出信箋，只見箋上面寫滿晒字。 + +129 +00:13:34,446 --> 00:13:40,884 +佢只係知道啲墨磨得好濃，筆劃好粗，不過呢一個字都唔識，佢就話： + +130 +00:13:41,799 --> 00:13:43,712 +信上冇講話要造反喇。 + +131 +00:13:44,468 --> 00:13:49,286 +回大人，造反嘅説話，當然係唔會公然寫出嚟嘅。 + +132 +00:13:49,895 --> 00:13:57,442 +吳六奇要做中山王、開平王，就請嗰個姓查嘅做青田先生，呢啲就係造反喇。 + +133 +00:13:58,003 --> 00:14:02,660 +亂講！做官嘅人邊個唔想封王啊？唔通你唔想啊？ + +134 +00:14:03,530 --> 00:14:12,242 +呢位吳軍門功勞好大，佢想再為朝廷立一件大功，希望皇上封佢個王爺啫嘛噉係極之忠心啊。 + +135 +00:14:12,855 --> 00:14:21,488 +吳之榮嘅神情極之尷尬啊，佢諗：唉，同你呢種不學無術之徒，真係乜嘢都講唔明嘅。 + +136 +00:14:22,467 --> 00:14:29,053 +今日我已經得罪咗你喇，如果唔喺呢件事上面立功，我嘅前程就點都保唔住㗎喇。 + +137 +00:14:29,716 --> 00:14:33,232 +於是啊捻到條頸啊燈芯咁細陪笑話： + +138 +00:14:33,913 --> 00:14:41,624 +回大人，明朝有兩個大將軍，一個叫做徐達，一個叫做常遇春。 + +139 +00:14:43,012 --> 00:14:50,294 +韋小寶自細啊聽講古先生講大明英烈傳，噉明朝開國嘅故事呢聽到滾瓜爛熟。 + +140 +00:14:51,181 --> 00:15:00,542 +一聽佢提起徐常兩位大將，當堂精神一振，完全唔係聽佢念誦詩文嘅時候，嗰種瞌眼瞓樣嘞。 + +141 +00:15:01,102 --> 00:15:06,374 +就笑住話：呢兩個大將軍八面威風，都係厲害到極嘅。 + +142 +00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:11,198 +你知唔知徐達用咩兵器吖？常遇春又用咩兵器吖？ + +143 +00:15:12,691 --> 00:15:20,950 +呢一下就考起吳之榮嘞噃，佢因為明史一案飛黃騰達，對於明朝歷史呢非常熟稔。 + +144 +00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:26,563 +但係徐達、常遇春用咩嘢兵器呢，就噏唔出嘞，只有陪笑話： + +145 +00:15:26,848 --> 00:15:32,094 +誒，誒卑職才疏學淺，確實唔知，請大人指點。 + +146 +00:15:33,002 --> 00:15:35,526 +韋小寶啊十分得意佢微微笑話： + +147 +00:15:36,206 --> 00:15:40,904 +你哋只係會讀死書，呢啲事情咁緊要就唔知嘞。 + +148 +00:15:41,424 --> 00:15:53,727 +我話你知啦，徐大將軍係宋朝岳飛岳爺爺轉世嘅，使一支渾鐵點鋼槍，腰間帶住一十八枝狼牙箭，百步穿楊箭無虛發嘅。 + +149 +00:15:54,313 --> 00:16:01,900 +常將軍係三國時候燕人張翼德轉世，使一支丈八蛇矛，有萬夫不當之勇啊。 + +150 +00:16:02,564 --> 00:16:06,653 +噉跟住呢就講起徐常兩位大將大破元兵嘅事跡嘞。 + +151 +00:16:07,853 --> 00:16:14,463 +呢啲故事，都係喺講古先生嗰處聽翻嚟嘅，噉梗係荒唐嘅多真實嘅少啦。 + +152 +00:16:15,387 --> 00:16:25,300 +吳之榮跪喺地下聽佢講古仔，膝頭哥啊越嚟越痛嘞，噉為咗討佢歡喜，只有裝作聽到津津有味啊連聲讚歎。 + +153 +00:16:26,022 --> 00:16:28,487 +好不容易聽佢講到一個段落喇，就話： + +154 +00:16:29,178 --> 00:16:33,226 +誒大人博聞強記，卑職極之佩服啊。 + +155 +00:16:33,969 --> 00:16:44,791 +誒，徐達、常遇春兩個人嘅功勞好大，死咗之後呢，朱元璋啊封佢兩個人做王，一個係中山王，一個係開平王。 + +156 +00:16:45,284 --> 00:16:46,956 +朱元璋又有個軍師。 + +157 +00:16:47,636 --> 00:16:56,590 +韋小寶話：係喇，嗰個軍師呢就係劉伯溫，上知天文下知地理，前知三千年後知一千年啊。 + +158 +00:16:57,226 --> 00:17:08,677 +跟住又滔滔不絕噉講，劉伯溫啊點樣有通天徹地之能，鬼神莫測之機，打仗嘅時候，又點樣乜乜乜乜之中，乜乜千里之外噉。 + +159 +00:17:09,616 --> 00:17:15,186 +跪到吳之榮雙腳就麻木晒，點都忍耐唔住喇，一跤坐喺地陪笑話： + +160 +00:17:15,312 --> 00:17:20,595 +誒，大人講古仔實在好聽，卑職聽到出晒神。 + +161 +00:17:21,090 --> 00:17:26,092 +誒，大人恩典，卑職想企翻起嚟聽，唔知得唔得呢？ + +162 +00:17:26,970 --> 00:17:30,561 +韋小寶笑咗一笑話：好，起身啦。 + +163 +00:17:31,441 --> 00:17:34,833 +吳之榮扶住張椅慢慢企起身佢話： + +164 +00:17:35,690 --> 00:17:45,359 +回大人，吳六奇信裏便嘅青田先生就係劉基劉伯温嘞，嗰個劉伯温，係浙江青田人。 + +165 +00:17:45,915 --> 00:17:52,121 +吳六奇自己係想做徐達、常遇春，要嗰個姓查嘅做劉伯温啊。 + +166 +00:17:53,234 --> 00:17:56,600 +想做徐達、常遇春，噉好到極啦。 + +167 +00:17:56,964 --> 00:18:01,609 +嗰個姓查嘅想做劉伯温呀？哼，佢未必有噉嘅本事。 + +168 +00:18:01,965 --> 00:18:03,676 +你估劉伯温好容易做㗎？ + +169 +00:18:04,266 --> 00:18:11,590 +劉伯温嘅燒餅歌話：手執鋼刀九十九，殺盡胡兒方罷手。嘿都唔知幾厲害啊。 + +170 +00:18:12,369 --> 00:18:15,441 +大人真係聰明絕頂，一語中的啊。 + +171 +00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:23,641 +徐達、常遇春、劉伯温三個人，都係打元兵，幫朱元璋趕走咗胡人。 + +172 +00:18:24,452 --> 00:18:31,129 +吳六奇信裏便呢句説話，明明係話要起兵造反，想殺滿洲人啊。 + +173 +00:18:32,228 --> 00:18:34,111 +韋小寶吃咗一驚個心話： + +174 +00:18:35,008 --> 00:18:39,153 +吳大哥個用意我唔通仲唔知道，仲使你嚟講咩？ + +175 +00:18:40,159 --> 00:18:44,634 +呢封信果然係個極大嘅把柄，好彩撞正我唧。 + +176 +00:18:45,430 --> 00:18:48,653 +於是啊猛咁岌頭，伸手拍下佢膊頭話： + +177 +00:18:49,275 --> 00:18:56,698 +好，好極，真係好彩到極喇，呢件事如果你唔係嚟搵我，噉就大事不妙喇。 + +178 +00:18:56,796 --> 00:19:01,380 +皇上話我係福將，果然係聖上嘅金口，完全冇錯嘅。 + +179 +00:19:02,501 --> 00:19:07,689 +吳之榮個膊頭畀佢拍咗呢幾下哎呀當堂全身骨頭都鬆晒。 + +180 +00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:15,037 +只覺得自出娘胎以嚟啊，從來未試過咁榮耀嘅，不由得感激涕零嗚噎住話： + +181 +00:19:17,325 --> 00:19:24,694 +誒，大人如此眷愛，此恩此德，卑職就係粉身碎骨都難以報答。 + +182 +00:19:25,210 --> 00:19:32,943 +大人係福將，卑職跟住你，做個福兵福卒，做隻福犬福馬，誒噉亦係光宗耀祖啊。 + +183 +00:19:33,674 --> 00:19:40,864 +韋小寶哈哈大笑，就舉高隻手，摸下佢個頭殼，笑住話：好，好極嘞。 + +184 +00:19:42,039 --> 00:19:50,874 +吳之榮係身材高，見佢伸手摸自己嘅頭殼，唔係幾方便，就連忙耷低個頭等佢摸自己嘅頭殼頂。 + +185 +00:19:52,146 --> 00:19:57,943 +先頭韋小寶大發脾氣，噉吳之榮跪喺地下叩頭已經除咗自己頂帽嘞。 + +186 +00:19:59,630 --> 00:20:08,432 +噉韋小寶隻手摸住佢剃得光捋捋嘅頭皮上面慢慢向後便摸落去，就好似摸一隻搖尾乞憐嘅狗一樣。 + +187 +00:20:09,620 --> 00:20:17,661 +隻手摸到佢後枕，個心話：我亦唔要你粉身碎骨，只要喺呢處斬鬼你一刀唧。 + +188 +00:20:18,420 --> 00:20:23,814 +韋小寶問：呢件事情，除咗你之外，仲有冇旁人知道啊？ + +189 +00:20:24,254 --> 00:20:25,284 +冇，冇。 + +190 +00:20:25,956 --> 00:20:29,952 +卑職知道事關重大，一啲風聲都唔敢漏出去。 + +191 +00:20:31,489 --> 00:20:40,184 +你話畀吳六奇呢個反賊知道逆謀已經敗露，立即起事，噉大人同卑職一啲功勞都冇㗎喇。 + +192 +00:20:41,001 --> 00:20:43,263 +冇錯喇，你想得好周到啊。 + +193 +00:20:43,690 --> 00:20:51,693 +我哋仲要小心啲添啊，千祈唔好畀府台藩台佢哋知道咗搶先呈報朝廷，搶咗你嘅大功啊。 + +194 +00:20:52,492 --> 00:20:58,886 +吳之榮心花怒放，猛噉請安話：係，係，全靠大人維持栽培啊。 + +195 +00:21:00,371 --> 00:21:03,718 +韋小寶將顧炎武嗰封信袋咗落袋佢話： + +196 +00:21:04,571 --> 00:21:14,750 +呢啲詩集，都留低喺呢處，你靜靜將顧炎武嗰幾個人帶嚟，等我盤問明白之後，就點起兵馬，派你押解送去北京。 + +197 +00:21:15,159 --> 00:21:22,597 +我親自拜帖啟奏皇上，呢一場大功勞呀你係第一，我叨光，亦得個第二吖。 + +198 +00:21:23,460 --> 00:21:29,084 +吳之榮歡喜到癲喇連忙話：誒唔係唔係唔係，大人第一，卑職第二。 + +199 +00:21:30,023 --> 00:21:35,629 +你見到皇上之後，講啲咩説話，等陣我再詳詳細細噉教你。 + +200 +00:21:36,247 --> 00:21:42,843 +只要皇上一歡喜咯，你做個巡撫、藩台，一啲都唔難嘅，總之我擔保就係喇。 + +201 +00:21:44,672 --> 00:21:53,636 +吳之榮歡喜到幾乎暈咁滯啊，雙手將詩集文集放喺枱上，轟轟轟噉猛叩幾個頭，噉先至告辭出去。 + +202 +00:21:55,111 --> 00:22:03,531 +韋小寶又怕佢變卦，點起一隊驍騎營軍士，命令一名佐領帶住，噉啊跟住吳之榮去提犯人嘞。 + +203 +00:22:04,229 --> 00:22:08,361 +各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/184.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/184.srt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..ff5d1b7741b1134c0db358bc923bf49a0f48e5e6 --- /dev/null +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/184.srt @@ -0,0 +1,755 @@ +1 +00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,933 +前文再續書接上一回啊。 + +2 +00:00:04,113 --> 00:00:09,160 +話説韋小寶返到內堂，噉啊派人去傳李力世佢哋嚟商議。 + +3 +00:00:10,190 --> 00:00:14,456 +只見雙兒行到面前，突然間跪喺地嗚噎住話： + +4 +00:00:15,336 --> 00:00:18,320 +相公，我求你一件事。 + +5 +00:00:19,461 --> 00:00:23,278 +韋小寶好奇怪啦就揸住佢隻手拉佢起身問佢： + +6 +00:00:23,816 --> 00:00:27,799 +好雙兒，你係我嘅命根有咩事我一定同你做到嘅。 + +7 +00:00:29,016 --> 00:00:33,854 +見到雙兒仲不斷咁流眼淚，噉就用自己衫袖幫佢抹乾。 + +8 +00:00:34,374 --> 00:00:42,606 +雙兒話：相公，呢件事好為難嘅，不過我，我唔能夠唔求你。 + +9 +00:00:43,728 --> 00:00:45,996 +韋小寶用手攬住佢條腰就話： + +10 +00:00:46,723 --> 00:00:52,050 +越係為難嘅事，噉我同你做到嘞，就越發顯得我寵愛雙兒啦嘛。 + +11 +00:00:52,236 --> 00:00:53,952 +咩事啊？快啲講我聽啦。 + +12 +00:00:54,668 --> 00:01:05,539 +雙兒塊面有啲紅紅地嘞，佢細細聲噉話：相公，我，我要殺咗先頭嗰個官，你唔好嬲我噃。 + +13 +00:01:06,436 --> 00:01:14,091 +韋小寶諗：啱喇呢件事我哋兩個人志同道合，你嚟求我真係妙到極咯。就問： + +14 +00:01:14,833 --> 00:01:16,651 +呢個官咩地方得罪你啊？ + +15 +00:01:17,868 --> 00:01:27,727 +佢冇得罪我，不過呢個吳之榮，係我哋莊家嘅大仇人，莊家嘅老爺、少爺，冚𠾴唥都係畀佢害死㗎。 + +16 +00:01:29,112 --> 00:01:41,936 +韋小寶當堂明白晒，嗰晚喺莊家見到啲人，個個都係女子寡婦，屋企裏便呢又安設咗好多靈位，原來罪魁禍首就係此人。 + +17 +00:01:42,306 --> 00:01:44,611 +就問：你冇認錯人吖嘛？ + +18 +00:01:45,354 --> 00:01:48,149 +唔會，唔會嘅，我唔會認錯。 + +19 +00:01:48,718 --> 00:01:59,384 +嗰日佢，佢帶住啲公差衙役嚟莊家捉人，當時我雖然仲係好細個，不過佢嗰種兇惡嘅模樣，我點都唔會忘記嘅。 + +20 +00:02:00,436 --> 00:02:07,058 +韋小寶諗：嗯我一定要整成十分為難，噉佢先至會領我個情嘅。 + +21 +00:02:08,176 --> 00:02:12,250 +就皺起眉頭整色整水，諗咗好耐先至話： + +22 +00:02:13,272 --> 00:02:25,622 +佢係朝廷嘅命官，揚州嘅知府，皇帝啊啱啱派我嚟揚州辦事，你如果要殺咗佢，怕我個官都做唔成㗎嘞噃。 + +23 +00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:33,590 +先頭佢又嚟同我講一件大事，噉你要殺佢我怕，誒我怕。 + +24 +00:02:34,325 --> 00:02:37,188 +雙兒十分着急喇，佢流住眼淚話： + +25 +00:02:38,191 --> 00:02:42,872 +我，我本來都知道噉樣做呢要相公為難㗎喇。 + +26 +00:02:43,636 --> 00:02:54,462 +不過莊家嘅老太太，三少奶佢哋，佢哋每日喺靈位之前叩頭，發誓要殺咗呢個姓吳嘅惡官嚟報仇雪恨嘅。 + +27 +00:02:55,733 --> 00:02:59,189 +韋小寶啪噉一拍大髀，佢話：好！ + +28 +00:02:59,696 --> 00:03:08,381 +係我嘅好雙兒嚟到求我，就係你要我殺咗皇帝要我自殺，我都聽晒你嘅，何況一個小小知府唧？ + +29 +00:03:08,763 --> 00:03:11,337 +不過噉噃，你要畀我啜個嘴㗎噃。 + +30 +00:03:12,114 --> 00:03:19,072 +雙兒塊面呀，好似大紅柿咁紅啊，又歡喜佢又怕醜，擰歪塊面低聲話： + +31 +00:03:19,726 --> 00:03:28,600 +相公待我咁好，我，我呢個人早就係你㗎嘞，你，你。 + +32 +00:03:29,384 --> 00:03:30,790 +講完耷低個頭。 + +33 +00:03:31,910 --> 00:03:37,833 +韋小寶見到佢温柔婉順，個心一軟，就唔忍心輕薄佢，笑住話： + +34 +00:03:38,284 --> 00:03:43,632 +好啦，等到我哋大功告成喇，我要啜你嘅嘴，你就唔准逃走㗎嘞噃。 + +35 +00:03:44,393 --> 00:03:47,047 +雙兒紅起塊面慢慢岌一岌頭。 + +36 +00:03:47,972 --> 00:03:55,210 +韋小寶話：嗱，如果你而家殺咗佢呢，呢個仇，報得仲係唔夠痛快。 + +37 +00:03:55,655 --> 00:04:05,338 +我等你帶佢去莊家，要佢跪喺莊家眾位老爺、少爺嘅靈位前便，等三少奶佢哋親手殺咗呢個狗賊，噉你話噉好唔好吖？ + +38 +00:04:06,690 --> 00:04:15,699 +雙兒覺得呢件事呀，實在好過頭咯，都怕未必係真嘅，擘大雙眼一味望住韋小寶唔敢信噃，佢話： + +39 +00:04:16,532 --> 00:04:19,206 +相公，你唔係呃我吖嘛？ + +40 +00:04:19,984 --> 00:04:21,441 +我點解要呃你唧？ + +41 +00:04:22,058 --> 00:04:26,150 +呢個狗官，既然係你嘅仇人，噉亦即係我嘅仇人啦嘛。 + +42 +00:04:26,857 --> 00:04:30,867 +佢話要送我一場大富貴喎，我一啲都唔稀罕啊。 + +43 +00:04:31,205 --> 00:04:34,660 +只要你真心對我好，噉就比世上乜嘢都好喇。 + +44 +00:04:35,611 --> 00:04:40,322 +雙兒嘅心啊好感激啊就挨住韋小寶，忍唔住又喊起上嚟。 + +45 +00:04:41,303 --> 00:04:47,022 +韋小寶攬住佢條腰覺得又纖細又柔軟，個心啊歡喜到乜嘢噉。 + +46 +00:04:47,986 --> 00:04:54,131 +佢諗：呢啲現成人情，日日做佢十個八個都唔嫌多啊。 + +47 +00:04:54,522 --> 00:04:58,426 +吳之榮呢個狗官點解唔將阿珂個爸爸都害死埋呢？ + +48 +00:04:58,870 --> 00:05:03,273 +阿珂如果亦嚟求我報仇，噉畀我攬住佢幾咁好啊。 + +49 +00:05:04,008 --> 00:05:11,116 +跟住一諗：阿珂個爸爸唔係李自成就係吳三桂啊點會畀吳之榮害死嘅呢？ + +50 +00:05:12,564 --> 00:05:19,283 +呢個時候，只聽見室外腳步聲，知道係李力世佢哋嚟嘞，韋小寶話： + +51 +00:05:20,111 --> 00:05:21,569 +呢件事你即管放心啦。 + +52 +00:05:22,112 --> 00:05:28,943 +而家我有啲要事同人哋商量，你去門口守住，唔好畀人入嚟啊，不過呢亦唔好偷聽我哋講嘢。 + +53 +00:05:29,770 --> 00:05:33,774 +雙兒話：哦，我從來都冇偷聽你哋講嘢嘅。 + +54 +00:05:34,771 --> 00:05:38,662 +突然拉起韋小寶隻手，吻咗一下，就閃身出門嘞。 + +55 +00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:45,509 +話説李力世一班天地會嘅英雄嚟到室內，噉坐落之後，韋小寶就話嘞： + +56 +00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:54,818 +各位阿哥，尋晚我聽到個消息，因為事情緊急啊嚟唔切同各位商量，就急急忙忙去麗春院。 + +57 +00:05:55,405 --> 00:06:02,238 +總算係好彩，雖然係搞到一塌糊塗啊，不過終於救到顧炎武先生同吳六奇大哥條命啊。 + +58 +00:06:03,421 --> 00:06:08,720 +群雄非常驚奇嘞，韋香主尋晚嘅事確實係太過荒唐。 + +59 +00:06:09,881 --> 00:06:20,931 +宿娼嫖妓女噉都算嘞，吖佢仲喺妓院裏頭抬咗一張大床出嚟，搬咗七個女子招搖過市啊亂七八糟無以復加。 + +60 +00:06:21,078 --> 00:06:30,359 +哦，原來竟然係為咗搭救顧炎武同吳六奇啊，噉真係想爛心肝都想唔到㗎，於是都問佢呢件事係點㗎噉。 + +61 +00:06:30,999 --> 00:06:39,488 +韋小寶笑住話：我哋喺昆明嘅時候啊，各位阿哥唔係假扮吳三桂嘅衞士，去妓院飲酒打交嘅。 + +62 +00:06:39,835 --> 00:06:44,678 +兄弟覺得呢條計都唔錯吖，噉尋晚就依樣畫葫蘆又嚟咗一次。 + +63 +00:06:45,442 --> 00:06:46,750 +噉大家都岌下個頭。 + +64 +00:06:47,662 --> 00:06:54,461 +韋小寶諗住呢啲嘢如果講得太多就不免會穿煲嘅就話：噉其中嘅詳情呢我都唔講咁多喇。 + +65 +00:06:54,843 --> 00:06:58,353 +噉講完，喺衫袋攞咗吳六奇嗰封信出嚟。 + +66 +00:06:59,549 --> 00:07:12,742 +錢老本接過封信攤喺枱面同大家一齊睇，只見信嘅開頭寫住，伊璜仁兄先生道鑒，信尾嘅署名，係雪中鐵丐四個字。 + +67 +00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:19,371 +大家知道雪中鐵丐係吳六奇嘅外號，但係伊璜先生係邊個人呢就唔知嘞。 + +68 +00:07:20,637 --> 00:07:30,060 +群雄肚裏便嘅墨水都頗為有限㗎，只係估到信裏便講嘅，西南將有大事，係指吳三桂就嚟要造反唧。 + +69 +00:07:30,871 --> 00:07:39,203 +但係咩欲圖中山、開平之偉業啊，咩非青田先生運籌不為功啊呢啲典故隱語就冚𠾴唥唔識。 + +70 +00:07:40,071 --> 00:07:44,968 +噉各人你睇我我睇你，都喺度等候韋小寶解説。 + +71 +00:07:45,991 --> 00:07:55,478 +韋小寶啊笑住話：嘿嘿，兄弟嘅肚裏便呢，撐飽晒揚州湯包同埋長壽麵，墨水係一啲都冇嘅。 + +72 +00:07:56,174 --> 00:08:00,354 +眾位阿哥個肚裏便呢，睇嚟亦係燒酒多過墨水嘞。 + +73 +00:08:01,390 --> 00:08:06,248 +好彩顧炎武先生，好快就會嚟喇，我哋請佢老先生解説就係喇。 + +74 +00:08:07,161 --> 00:08:13,171 +正喺度講緊，親兵嚟話有客探訪，一個係大喇嘛一個係蒙古王子噉。 + +75 +00:08:14,382 --> 00:08:19,010 +韋小寶請天地會群雄以親兵嘅身份一齊嚟接見。 + +76 +00:08:19,790 --> 00:08:24,689 +噉佢又怕呢兩個結義兄長反面無情啊，一面呢又去請阿琪出嚟。 + +77 +00:08:25,366 --> 00:08:31,411 +一見面，桑結同葛爾丹就非常親熱，大讚韋小寶義氣深重。 + +78 +00:08:32,118 --> 00:08:37,576 +等到阿琪歡歡喜喜噉出嚟相見，葛爾丹啊更加係心花怒放喇。 + +79 +00:08:37,843 --> 00:08:43,200 +呢陣時，阿琪早就除咗手銬，重施脂粉，打扮齊整。 + +80 +00:08:44,020 --> 00:08:53,133 +韋小寶笑住話：嘿好咗兩位阿哥啊武功蓋世，殺退啲妖人，如果唔係呀，兄弟條命仔都保唔住啊。 + +81 +00:08:53,551 --> 00:08:56,436 +呢批妖人嘅武藝唔差，人數又多嘞噃。 + +82 +00:08:56,836 --> 00:09:03,701 +好彩兩位阿哥以少勝多，打到佢哋屁滾尿流，落荒而逃，兄弟啊真係佩服之至喇。 + +83 +00:09:03,986 --> 00:09:09,170 +嚟，我哋擺慶功宴，慶賀兩位阿哥威震天下，大勝而歸啊。 + +84 +00:09:10,111 --> 00:09:18,194 +桑結同葛爾丹明明係畀神龍教捉咗去，好彩韋小寶釋放洪夫人，將佢哋兩個人換翻翻嚟。 + +85 +00:09:18,803 --> 00:09:24,264 +但係而家葛小寶講呢，就似乎係佢哋兩個將敵人打到大敗虧輸一樣。 + +86 +00:09:25,050 --> 00:09:29,537 +桑結就有啲慚愧，個心呢就好感激韋小寶。 + +87 +00:09:30,478 --> 00:09:35,254 +葛爾丹卻係眉飛色舞啊，喺心上人面前就得意洋洋嘞。 + +88 +00:09:36,591 --> 00:09:41,876 +欽差話一聲擺酒唧，即刻就喺大堂擺起盛大嘅酒席。 + +89 +00:09:42,530 --> 00:09:46,452 +噉飲咗一輪酒，桑結同葛爾丹起身告辭。 + +90 +00:09:47,426 --> 00:09:54,705 +韋小寶話：兩位阿哥，最好呢請你哋兩位一人寫一道奏章，由兄弟呈上皇帝。 + +91 +00:09:54,962 --> 00:10:02,311 +噉將來大哥要做西藏活佛，二哥啊要做捽腳汗，噉兄弟喺皇帝面前一定大打邊鼓嘅。 + +92 +00:10:03,634 --> 00:10:13,638 +日後吳三桂呢個老嘢起兵造反，兩位阿哥幫皇帝打呢個老嘢，噉我哋嘅事，邊度會話唔成功㗎係唔係吖？ + +93 +00:10:14,136 --> 00:10:16,791 +噉兩個人好歡喜，都話係啊係啊噉。 + +94 +00:10:17,702 --> 00:10:21,776 +噉韋小寶帶住兩個人嚟到書房，葛爾丹話： + +95 +00:10:22,662 --> 00:10:28,467 +愚兄文墨上唔係點嚟得嘅，呢道奏章，仲係你代寫好過喇。 + +96 +00:10:29,256 --> 00:10:38,857 +韋小寶笑住話：嘿嘿兄弟連自己個名啊，只有一個小字寫上嚟擔保唔會錯之外呢，嗰個韋字就靠唔住喇。 + +97 +00:10:39,115 --> 00:10:42,372 +呢個寶字呢寫嚟寫去總係有啲唔對路嘅。 + +98 +00:10:42,790 --> 00:10:44,974 +不如噉啦，我哋叫師爺嚟代寫啦。 + +99 +00:10:45,690 --> 00:10:50,738 +桑結話：呢件事十分機密，唔能夠畀人知道嘅。 + +100 +00:10:51,338 --> 00:10:55,232 +愚兄嘅文筆雖然亦唔係好通順，不過求其寫就係喇。 + +101 +00:10:55,676 --> 00:11:02,700 +好在我哋又唔係考狀元，皇上亦唔嚟理文筆好唔好嘅，只要意思唔錯就得嘞。 + +102 +00:11:03,646 --> 00:11:07,897 +桑結十隻手指啊雖然斷咗一闕啊，都仲能夠寫字。 + +103 +00:11:08,341 --> 00:11:15,481 +佢於是寫咗自己嘅奏章，又代葛爾丹寫埋，由葛爾丹打咗手印，畫上花押。 + +104 +00:11:16,531 --> 00:11:23,827 +噉三個人再次表明啊，將來富貴與共患難相扶，決唔辜負結義之情噉。 + +105 +00:11:24,674 --> 00:11:32,980 +韋小寶叫人攞咗三盤黃金出嚟，贈送畀兩位義兄同阿琪，然後呢就備馬備轎，就恭送出門。 + +106 +00:11:34,374 --> 00:11:40,000 +返到嚟大廳，親兵報告話吳知府，已經押解犯人嚟咗嘞噉。 + +107 +00:11:41,112 --> 00:11:52,373 +韋小寶啊吩咐吳之榮喺東廳等候，將顧炎武等三個人帶到嚟內堂，開咗手銬，屏退親兵，只係留低天地會群雄。 + +108 +00:11:52,915 --> 00:12:03,099 +閂埋道門，躬身行禮佢話：天地會青木堂香主韋小寶，率同眾兄弟參見顧軍師同查先生、呂先生。 + +109 +00:12:05,162 --> 00:12:14,878 +嗰日，查伊璜啊接到吳六奇嘅密信，好歡喜啦，就約咗呂留良一齊嚟揚州，搵顧炎武商量。 + +110 +00:12:16,024 --> 00:12:25,287 +誰知吳之榮就啱啱查到顧炎武嘅詩集，就帶埋差役捕快捉人，噉啊將查、呂兩個人就一齊捉埋去。 + +111 +00:12:25,833 --> 00:12:31,793 +一搜查，竟然喺查伊璜身上將吳六奇呢封密信搜咗出嚟。 + +112 +00:12:33,039 --> 00:12:41,553 +噉三個人係慚愧到死咁滯啦諗住自己冇命都唔緊要啊，吳六奇呢個密謀一洩漏出去啊就破壞咗大事㗎啦嘛。 + +113 +00:12:42,224 --> 00:12:52,642 +點知道奇峰突起，欽差大臣，竟然自己話係天地會嘅香主喎，不由得驚喜交集，好似發夢噉樣。 + +114 +00:12:53,612 --> 00:13:05,827 +當日，河間府開殺龜大會，韋小寶並冇露面嘅，但係李力世、徐天川、玄貞道人、錢老本等人呢都同顧炎武相識。 + +115 +00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:22,080 +顧、查、呂三個人，當年喺運河隻船處就遇險，就曾經得到天地會總舵主陳近南搭救，知道眼前呢個少年欽差就係陳近南嘅徒弟，就完全冇懷疑喇。 + +116 +00:13:23,079 --> 00:13:34,663 +查伊璜講咗吳六奇封信裏便中山、開平、青田先生嘅典故，噉天地會群雄噉先至明白，一味話好危險啊，好危險啊噉。 + +117 +00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:48,947 +呂留良話：當年我哋三個人，仲有一位黃梨洲黃兄，承蒙尊師相救，今日不慎惹禍，又得韋兄弟解難。 + +118 +00:13:48,974 --> 00:13:56,476 +唉，真係百無一用是書生，賢師徒大恩大德，真係無以為報喇。 + +119 +00:13:57,183 --> 00:14:01,170 +韋小寶話：大家都係自己人啫嘛呂先生又何必客氣呢？ + +120 +00:14:01,949 --> 00:14:10,003 +查伊璜話：揚州府衙門嘅公差，突然間破門而入，唉真係好似迅雷不及掩耳啊。 + +121 +00:14:10,635 --> 00:14:19,844 +我當時一見情勢唔對路嘞，就連忙想攞起吳兄呢封信嚟撕爛佢，點知已經畀公差捉住隻手，捩到去背後。 + +122 +00:14:20,780 --> 00:14:29,012 +我諗住闖咗呢場大禍，就揸定主意，喺審問嘅時候呢就招供寫信嘅雪中鐵丐就係吳三桂。 + +123 +00:14:29,475 --> 00:14:35,890 +橫掂兄弟呢條路老命都保唔住㗎咯，點都要保住吳六奇吳兄冇事至得㗎嘛。 + +124 +00:14:36,499 --> 00:14:40,638 +噉啊眾人哈哈大笑，都話呢條計仔好妙啊噉。 + +125 +00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:45,435 +查伊璜話：嗰啲都係迫不得已嘅下策啫。 + +126 +00:14:45,898 --> 00:14:50,451 +雪中鐵丐名揚天下，怕拉唔到吳三桂嘅頭上。 + +127 +00:14:50,780 --> 00:14:56,096 +問官如果調吳兄嘅筆跡嚟一加查對，就非揭露真相不可嘅。 + +128 +00:14:56,924 --> 00:15:09,869 +顧炎武話：我哋兩次洩漏咗吳兄嘅秘密，兩次得救，可見冥冥之中自有天意，清廷氣運不長，吳兄大功必成啊。 + +129 +00:15:11,492 --> 00:15:19,252 +不過自今以後，呢件事點都唔能夠再講出口喇，總唔會有第三次都咁好運氣㗎。 + +130 +00:15:19,785 --> 00:15:21,298 +噉大家都話係啊噉。 + +131 +00:15:22,275 --> 00:15:28,280 +顧炎武問韋小寶話：韋香主，你睇呢件事如何善後呢？ + +132 +00:15:29,201 --> 00:15:36,740 +韋小寶話：難得同三位先生見面，就請三位喺呢處住幾日，噉大家一齊飲酒。 + +133 +00:15:37,162 --> 00:15:44,067 +然後呢，叫吳之榮呢個狗官嚟，等佢企喺旁邊睇住，就噉嚇死佢。 + +134 +00:15:44,622 --> 00:15:49,457 +呢個狗官如果膽大咯嚇佢唔死呢，一刀斬咗佢狗頭就係啦。 + +135 +00:15:50,243 --> 00:15:56,837 +顧炎武笑住話：呢個法子雖然係出咗一啖氣，就怕洩露咗風聲唧。 + +136 +00:15:57,612 --> 00:16:03,978 +呢個狗官係朝廷命官，韋香主要殺佢，點都要有個罪名先至得嘅。 + +137 +00:16:05,216 --> 00:16:08,418 +噉啊，誒，嘿，有喇。 + +138 +00:16:09,053 --> 00:16:14,189 +請查先生假造一封信，話係吳三桂寫畀呢個狗官嘅。 + +139 +00:16:14,366 --> 00:16:19,234 +呢個狗官係吹牛，話依照排行計起上嚟呢，吳三桂係佢族叔。 + +140 +00:16:19,878 --> 00:16:24,989 +噉如果要假造書信嫌麻煩，噉就將吳六奇大哥呢封信抄一次就係喇。 + +141 +00:16:25,864 --> 00:16:27,854 +只要換咗上下個名唔係得囉。 + +142 +00:16:29,123 --> 00:16:34,476 +唔理係邊個只要佢同吳三桂勾結，我斬咗佢，小皇帝一定讚成嘅。 + +143 +00:16:35,623 --> 00:16:37,623 +眾人聽咗一齊讚好嘢啊。 + +144 +00:16:37,952 --> 00:16:39,201 +顧炎武笑住話： + +145 +00:16:40,157 --> 00:16:50,750 +韋香主才思敏捷，呢個移花接木之計，可以話係一箭雙鵰，即以其人之道還治其人之身啊。 + +146 +00:16:51,368 --> 00:16:54,020 +伊璜兄，就請你大筆一揮啦。 + +147 +00:16:54,741 --> 00:17:01,921 +查伊璜笑住話：想唔到今日，要同吳三桂呢個老賊做一次師爺添。 + +148 +00:17:03,469 --> 00:17:11,061 +韋小寶啊以己度人，以為假造一封書信係好難嘅，因此啊提議原信照抄。 + +149 +00:17:11,541 --> 00:17:22,893 +但係顧、查、呂三個人乃係當世名士，寫封信就好似韋小寶擲骰仔賭牌九一樣，直情係家常便飯啊何足道哉呢？ + +150 +00:17:23,950 --> 00:17:30,773 +查伊璜攞起支筆，正話要寫，佢問：唔知吳之榮嘅別字叫做咩嘢呢？ + +151 +00:17:31,347 --> 00:17:36,207 +吳三桂寫信畀佢，如果係用佢嘅別字更加顯得熟絡啲。 + +152 +00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:41,046 +韋小寶話：高大哥，唔該你問下嗰個狗官啦。 + +153 +00:17:42,443 --> 00:17:48,447 +高彥超出去問咗，返嚟笑住話：呢個狗官別字叫做顯揚啊。 + +154 +00:17:49,172 --> 00:17:51,318 +佢問為咩事要問佢別字啊噉。 + +155 +00:17:52,503 --> 00:18:00,624 +我話欽差大臣，要寫信畀北京吏部、刑部兩位尚書，詳細稱讚佢嘅功勞，呈報佢嘅官名別字。 + +156 +00:18:01,312 --> 00:18:05,510 +嗰個狗官呀笑到嘴都合唔翻啊，仲賞咗十兩銀畀我添。 + +157 +00:18:06,075 --> 00:18:09,540 +講完，將一錠銀喺手處拋下拋下。 + +158 +00:18:10,313 --> 00:18:12,173 +眾人不禁又大笑起嚟嘞。 + +159 +00:18:13,471 --> 00:18:16,567 +噉查伊璜寫好封信就交畀顧炎武佢話： + +160 +00:18:17,167 --> 00:18:19,741 +亭林兄，你睇下噉寫得唔得？ + +161 +00:18:20,677 --> 00:18:27,240 +顧炎武接過封信，噉呂留良同埋佢一齊睇，都話：嘿，好極，好極喇。 + +162 +00:18:28,371 --> 00:18:29,840 +呂留良笑住話： + +163 +00:18:30,722 --> 00:18:43,344 +呢句豈知我太祖高皇帝首稱吳國，竟應三百年後我叔侄之姓氏，將呢個吳字真係扣到死死，點都推唔甩喇。 + +164 +00:18:44,948 --> 00:18:46,373 +顧炎武笑住話： + +165 +00:18:47,063 --> 00:18:58,538 +呢兩句欲斬白蛇而賦大風，願吾侄納圯下之履；思奮濠上而都應天，期吾侄取誠意之爵。 + +166 +00:18:59,049 --> 00:19:07,960 +係喺吳六奇兄呢句欲圖中平、開平之偉業，非青田先生運籌不為功裏便化出嚟㗎喇係唔係呢？ + +167 +00:19:08,762 --> 00:19:13,446 +查伊璜笑住話：依樣葫蘆，邯鄲學步啫。 + +168 +00:19:14,467 --> 00:19:24,383 +天地會群雄大家你望我我望你，唔知佢哋三個人講啲乜嘢噃，仲以為係咩幫會暗語江湖切口添。 + +169 +00:19:25,972 --> 00:19:39,729 +顧炎武啊於是同大家解釋，佢話，明太祖朱元璋初起嘅時候，自稱吳國公，噉收尾呢又稱吳王，噉就正啱同吳三桂吳之榮嘅姓相同嘞； + +170 +00:19:40,476 --> 00:19:48,220 +斬白蛇、賦大風，係漢高祖劉邦嘅故事，圯下納履呢係張良嘅故事； + +171 +00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:55,804 +朱元璋起於濠上，而定都應天，爵位封誠意伯嘅，就係劉伯温喇噉。 + +172 +00:19:57,061 --> 00:20:02,283 +韋小寶拍住手噉話：呢封信呀寫得仲好過吳六奇大哥嗰封啊。 + +173 +00:20:02,949 --> 00:20:10,287 +吳三桂係就係想做皇帝，不過將佢比做漢高祖、朱元璋，未免捧得佢太高嘞。 + +174 +00:20:10,914 --> 00:20:16,940 +呂留良笑住話：係吳三桂自己捧自己啫，唔係查先生捧佢啊。 + +175 +00:20:17,801 --> 00:20:22,790 +韋小寶笑住話：哈冇錯冇錯，我唔記得咗係吳三桂自己寫嘅添。 + +176 +00:20:23,718 --> 00:20:27,376 +查伊璜問：下便署咩名好呢？ + +177 +00:20:28,011 --> 00:20:40,894 +顧炎武話：呢一封信，無論係邊個一睇都知道係吳三桂寫嘅，所以署名呢就越係含糊就越似係真嘅，就署叔西手札，就啱嘞。 + +178 +00:20:41,650 --> 00:20:49,909 +跟住對錢老本話：錢兄，呢四個字請你嚟寫啦，我哋嘅字有書生氣，唔似帶兵嘅人啊。 + +179 +00:20:50,757 --> 00:20:55,700 +錢老本攞起支筆，戰戰兢兢噉寫咗，好唔好意思噉話： + +180 +00:20:56,396 --> 00:20:59,932 +誒呢四個字寫得歪歪斜斜，太過唔似樣嘞。 + +181 +00:21:00,741 --> 00:21:07,193 +顧炎武話：吳三桂係個武夫，呢封信，梗係要師爺寫㗎啦。 + +182 +00:21:08,470 --> 00:21:16,188 +你呢四個字署名寫得好好啊，冇章法間架，不過好有力，似武將嘅字啊。 + +183 +00:21:17,070 --> 00:21:23,550 +噉查伊璜喺信封上便寫咗親呈揚州府家知府老爺親拆十二個字。 + +184 +00:21:24,305 --> 00:21:28,263 +袋咗入信封，就交畀韋小寶，佢微微笑話： + +185 +00:21:28,952 --> 00:21:33,956 +偽造書信啊未免有損陰德，唔係正人君子嘅所為。 + +186 +00:21:34,542 --> 00:21:38,890 +不過為咗興復大業，亦只有不拘小節咯。 + +187 +00:21:39,784 --> 00:21:48,237 +韋小寶個心諗：對付吳之榮呢種狗賊呀，造一封假信有乜緊要唧？哼讀書人真係酸揼揼嘅。 + +188 +00:21:48,959 --> 00:21:55,441 +佢收起書信佢話：好喇，呢件事情噉啊做妥喇，噉我哋嚟飲酒，同三位先生接風。 + +189 +00:21:55,949 --> 00:22:00,616 +嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/185.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/185.srt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..4a781e136bac0225a5c7d42b1979526f0b896698 --- /dev/null +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/185.srt @@ -0,0 +1,747 @@ +1 +00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,951 +前文再續啊書接上一回。 + +2 +00:00:04,096 --> 00:00:08,682 +話説韋小寶要擺酒同顧炎武佢哋三位先生接風。 + +3 +00:00:09,414 --> 00:00:20,969 +顧炎武話：韋兄弟同六奇兄一文一武，必定係明室中興嘅柱石，鄧高密、郭汾陽亦不過如是唧。 + +4 +00:00:21,387 --> 00:00:27,329 +如果能夠推冧吳三桂呢個老賊，直情係斬咗清廷嘅一隻手臂啊。 + +5 +00:00:27,652 --> 00:00:31,880 +韋兄弟呢杯酒，等到大功告成嘅時候再飲啦。 + +6 +00:00:32,333 --> 00:00:38,997 +我哋三個人告辭喇，以免喺呢處逗留得耐，走漏咗風聲誤咗大事啊。 + +7 +00:00:40,490 --> 00:00:51,962 +韋小寶個心啊雖然對顧炎武頗為敬重，但係呢三位名士講説話咬文嚼字每句説話都有典故嘅，要聽懂一半都唔容易。 + +8 +00:00:52,784 --> 00:00:58,906 +同佢哋傾多一陣唧，就覺得周身唔自在嘞，聽講話要走真係求之不得。 + +9 +00:00:59,923 --> 00:01:09,170 +於是啊攞咗一沓銀票，每人送咗一千兩，作為旅費，就請徐天川同高彥超喺後門護送出城。 + +10 +00:01:10,151 --> 00:01:17,129 +佢哋三個人走咗一陣咁耐，親兵嚟報告，話巡撫同佈政司求見噉。 + +11 +00:01:18,052 --> 00:01:22,659 +韋小寶嚇咗一驚啊佢諗：唔通走漏咗風聲？ + +12 +00:01:24,454 --> 00:01:33,572 +韋小寶啊去大廳見佢哋，見兩個人面上嘅表情好嚴肅，嗯韋小寶個心啊不禁有啲惴惴不安嘞。 + +13 +00:01:34,320 --> 00:01:42,491 +噉賓主行禮坐落，巡撫馬佑喺衫袖籠攞出一件公文，企起身雙手呈上去佢話： + +14 +00:01:43,371 --> 00:01:46,057 +欽差大人，出咗大事啊。 + +15 +00:01:47,152 --> 00:01:50,793 +韋小寶接過公文，就交畀佈政司慕天顏佢話： + +16 +00:01:51,504 --> 00:01:54,588 +兄弟唔識字，請老兄讀嚟聽下。 + +17 +00:01:55,862 --> 00:02:01,601 +慕天顏應咗，就打開咗公文，佢早就知道內容㗎喇話： + +18 +00:02:02,205 --> 00:02:10,565 +大人，北京兵部六百里緊急來文，吩咐轉告大人，吳三桂呢個逆賊舉兵造反啊。 + +19 +00:02:11,562 --> 00:02:18,766 +韋小寶一聽歡喜到不得了，忍唔住跳起身大叫話：叉叉叉呢個老嘢果然逳手嘞喂。 + +20 +00:02:20,031 --> 00:02:22,252 +馬佑同慕天顏互相望下。 + +21 +00:02:23,123 --> 00:02:30,119 +欽差大人一聽到吳三桂造反嘅大消息，竟然歡喜到癲咗噉唔知係咩用意呢？ + +22 +00:02:31,074 --> 00:02:36,071 +韋小寶笑住話：皇上啊神機妙算啊早就估到呢件事嘞。 + +23 +00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:38,807 +兩位唔使慌吓唔使慌嘅。 + +24 +00:02:39,207 --> 00:02:46,121 +皇上嘅兵馬、糧草、大炮、火藥、餉銀、器械乜嘢都預備得妥妥當當㗎喇。 + +25 +00:02:46,843 --> 00:02:54,318 +吳三桂呢個嘢，唔逳手就由自可，佢一造反呀，我哋非將佢嘅陳圓圓捉嚟不可。 + +26 +00:02:55,392 --> 00:03:03,121 +馬佑同慕天顏雖然聽佢嘅説話不倫不類啊，但係聽講皇上一切都有準備喇，噉就放心得多嘞。 + +27 +00:03:04,454 --> 00:03:08,608 +吳三桂善於用兵，麾下兵強馬壯。 + +28 +00:03:09,178 --> 00:03:16,772 +一聽見佢起兵造反，所有做官嘅都膽戰心驚，怕頭上呢頂烏紗帽啊保唔住嘞。 + +29 +00:03:18,220 --> 00:03:22,868 +韋小寶話：有一件事真係好奇怪㗎噃。 + +30 +00:03:23,752 --> 00:03:26,210 +噉兩個人都問佢：咩嘢事呢？ + +31 +00:03:27,301 --> 00:03:30,808 +呢個消息，兩位係啱啱先至知道嘅啫係嘛？ + +32 +00:03:31,820 --> 00:03:33,275 +馬佑話：係。 + +33 +00:03:33,844 --> 00:03:39,203 +卑職一接到兵部公文，即刻知會藩台大人就趕嚟大人行轅嘞。 + +34 +00:03:40,518 --> 00:03:41,912 +真係冇洩漏出去吖嘛？ + +35 +00:03:42,666 --> 00:03:49,826 +兩個人一齊話：呢啲係軍國大事，需要請大人定奪，卑職萬萬唔敢洩漏。 + +36 +00:03:51,183 --> 00:03:56,429 +不過揚州知府就知道先嘞噃，你哋話係唔係好奇怪呢？ + +37 +00:03:57,613 --> 00:04:01,864 +馬佑同慕天顏對望咗一眼，都覺得好奇怪。 + +38 +00:04:02,882 --> 00:04:07,757 +馬佑話：請問大人，唔知吳知府點講呢？ + +39 +00:04:09,392 --> 00:04:19,865 +佢先頭鬼鬼鼠鼠噉走嚟同我講，話西南就快有大事發生嘞，有個人要做朱元璋，佢啊要做劉伯温。 + +40 +00:04:20,158 --> 00:04:23,843 +噉啊勸我識時務，將你哋兩位扣押起嚟。 + +41 +00:04:24,354 --> 00:04:31,730 +我聽咗一啲都唔明白啊咩朱元璋劉伯温真係亂噏一通嘞，我正喺度鬧佢，哈你哋兩位就嚟嘞。 + +42 +00:04:32,513 --> 00:04:35,230 +兩個人大吃一驚啊面色都變晒。 + +43 +00:04:36,183 --> 00:04:42,174 +馬佑啊庸庸碌碌，慕天顏就頗有應變之才嘅，佢低聲話： + +44 +00:04:43,274 --> 00:04:47,688 +嗰個吳某噉樣講法，係勸大人造反喇。 + +45 +00:04:47,883 --> 00:04:49,154 +佢唔要人頭嘞？ + +46 +00:04:50,644 --> 00:04:53,958 +我啊唔明佢講啲乜嘢，噉啊要佢講明白啲啦。 + +47 +00:04:54,420 --> 00:04:57,916 +佢一味喺度拋書包，話咩先發後發啊噉。 + +48 +00:04:58,369 --> 00:05:03,264 +噉我話老子年紀輕輕，已經做咗大官喇仲唔算先發咩噉？ + +49 +00:05:04,072 --> 00:05:11,492 +馬佑同慕天顏都諗：呢個吳知府所講嘅係先發制人後發制於人。 + +50 +00:05:12,057 --> 00:05:16,357 +欽差大人冇學問，仲以為係先發達後發達。 + +51 +00:05:17,942 --> 00:05:20,751 +兩個人老成練達，亦唔講穿。 + +52 +00:05:21,356 --> 00:05:28,530 +誰知先發制人呢句成語，韋小寶自細就聽講古先生講過無數次咁多咯。 + +53 +00:05:28,957 --> 00:05:33,120 +呢一次就唔係冇學問喇，係詐傻扮懵咋。 + +54 +00:05:33,794 --> 00:05:39,250 +馬佑話：呢個吳知府真係大膽，唔知佢走咗未呢？ + +55 +00:05:40,416 --> 00:05:45,890 +韋小寶話：未啊，佢仲喺度等住，話要同我商議大計喎。 + +56 +00:05:46,009 --> 00:05:50,618 +哼，佢小小一個知府，有咩大計同我商議唧？ + +57 +00:05:50,948 --> 00:05:58,044 +打吳三桂嘅大計，兄弟亦只係同兩位商議，就唔會聽佢一個小小知府啰嗦咁多嘅。 + +58 +00:05:58,698 --> 00:06:06,109 +馬佑話：係係，誒可否請大人將吳知府叫出嚟，等卑職問佢幾句説話呢？ + +59 +00:06:07,185 --> 00:06:07,810 +好啊。 + +60 +00:06:08,353 --> 00:06:12,049 +韋小寶擰轉頭吩咐親兵話：請吳知府嚟。 + +61 +00:06:13,700 --> 00:06:20,596 +吳之榮嚟到大廳，只見巡撫同佈政司在座，不由得又喜又憂。 + +62 +00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:28,606 +喜嘅，係欽差大臣十分重視自己嘅密報，竟然將佢哋兩位都請嚟一齊商議。 + +63 +00:06:29,233 --> 00:06:35,134 +憂嘅呢，係消息一洩露，巡撫同佈政司啊不免分咗自己嘅大功。 + +64 +00:06:36,011 --> 00:06:39,496 +就上前請安參見，垂手站立。 + +65 +00:06:40,852 --> 00:06:44,020 +韋小寶笑住話：吳知府請坐啦。 + +66 +00:06:44,794 --> 00:06:47,534 +係，係，多謝大人賜座。 + +67 +00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:50,971 +吳之榮個𦣇柚啊挨住一啲椅邊坐落。 + +68 +00:06:51,663 --> 00:06:57,491 +韋小寶話：吳知府，你話有一件大事嚟同兄弟商議。 + +69 +00:06:57,900 --> 00:07:10,593 +雖然呢你係再三講，話唔好畀府台大人同藩台大人知道，不過呢件事十分重大，兄弟只有請兩位大人一齊嚟傾下嘞，請你唔好見怪啊。 + +70 +00:07:12,082 --> 00:07:20,747 +吳之榮嘅神情十分尷尬，噉啊連忙起身向韋小寶同府台、藩台三個人請安，陪笑話： + +71 +00:07:20,970 --> 00:07:26,752 +誒，誒卑職大膽，三位大人明鑒，誒，誒。 + +72 +00:07:27,539 --> 00:07:36,077 +佢想話要掩飾幾句嘅，但係韋小寶已經開門見山噉講出嚟嘞，噉無論佢講乜嘢都係難以掩飾㗎啦。 + +73 +00:07:37,372 --> 00:07:43,132 +巡撫同佈政司兩個人嘅面色呀，梗係難睇到極定啦。 + +74 +00:07:44,001 --> 00:07:54,593 +韋小寶微笑話：吳知府嘅消息十分靈通，佢話西南有一位手握兵馬大權嘅武將，日內就要起兵造反嘞。 + +75 +00:07:55,451 --> 00:08:04,430 +佢一起兵，哈，不得了咯，天下震動，皇上嘅龍廷亦坐唔穩嘞，講唔定呀我哋嘅人頭都要落地添，係唔係啊？ + +76 +00:08:05,363 --> 00:08:07,015 +吳之榮話：係。 + +77 +00:08:07,597 --> 00:08:15,739 +不過三位大人洪福齊天，自不然逢凶化吉，遇難呈祥，一定係百無禁忌嘅。 + +78 +00:08:17,284 --> 00:08:19,235 +呢啲係託吳大人嘅福咯。 + +79 +00:08:19,678 --> 00:08:24,457 +吳大人，呢位武將同你係同宗，亦係姓吳嘅係嘛？ + +80 +00:08:25,048 --> 00:08:27,018 +係，佢係敝宗。 + +81 +00:08:27,418 --> 00:08:36,610 +吳之榮都未講完，韋小寶又搶住話：你攞到呢個武將嘅一封信，係佢親筆寫嘅，呢封信唔會係假㗎嘛？ + +82 +00:08:37,158 --> 00:08:39,932 +千真萬確，決唔會係假嘅。 + +83 +00:08:41,012 --> 00:08:46,875 +呢封信裏便雖然冇講話要起兵造反，不過講到朱元璋劉伯温啊噉。 + +84 +00:08:47,168 --> 00:08:50,391 +兄弟係冇讀過書，唔明白信裏便講啲乜嘢。 + +85 +00:08:50,764 --> 00:08:58,600 +吳大人你呢就同兄弟詳細解釋咗信裏便嘅意思，要兄弟即刻逳手，咩先發啊後發啊噉。 + +86 +00:08:59,280 --> 00:09:05,877 +話呢啲係一百年亦難以遇到嘅機會，一場大富貴，係一定唔會飛咗去嘅。 + +87 +00:09:06,189 --> 00:09:12,123 +兄弟就可以封王，而吳大人，亦能夠封一個伯爵啊噉嘅，係唔係啊？ + +88 +00:09:13,132 --> 00:09:18,160 +呢啲係卑職嘅謬見，大人明斷，勝於卑職百倍。 + +89 +00:09:18,463 --> 00:09:21,444 +嗰封信裏便寫嘅，的確係噉嘅意思啊。 + +90 +00:09:22,740 --> 00:09:32,234 +韋小寶喺右手衫袖籠裏便攞出吳六奇嗰封信，噉啊攞到吳之榮面前，個身一側，噉啊遮住咗嗰封信，佢話： + +91 +00:09:32,884 --> 00:09:38,073 +就係呢封信喇係唔係啊？你睇清楚啊，事關重大，唔好搞錯啊。 + +92 +00:09:39,362 --> 00:09:44,694 +吳之榮話：冇錯冇錯係呢封信，點都唔會錯嘅。 + +93 +00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:46,055 +好極喇。 + +94 +00:09:46,696 --> 00:09:52,219 +韋小寶將嗰封信，收翻入去右手衫袖籠裏便，坐翻喺椅處，佢話： + +95 +00:09:52,626 --> 00:09:58,668 +吳知府，請你暫時退下，我同府台大人、藩台大人兩位商議。 + +96 +00:09:59,395 --> 00:10:05,866 +睇嚟，我哋三個人嘅功名富貴要全靠你吳大人咯，哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。 + +97 +00:10:07,073 --> 00:10:12,526 +吳之榮掩飾唔住嗰種得意嘅表情，又向三個人請安佢話： + +98 +00:10:13,214 --> 00:10:16,448 +全仗三位大人恩典栽培啊。 + +99 +00:10:17,606 --> 00:10:20,003 +然後打側個身慢慢退下去。 + +100 +00:10:20,751 --> 00:10:26,026 +韋小寶等佢退到去門口就問佢：吳知府，你嘅別字叫做咩嘢啊？ + +101 +00:10:26,696 --> 00:10:30,961 +不敢，卑職賤名之榮，草字顯揚啊。 + +102 +00:10:31,974 --> 00:10:34,809 +韋小寶岌一岌頭話：噉冇錯喇。 + +103 +00:10:36,029 --> 00:10:48,064 +馬佑同慕天顏兩個人，當韋小寶問吳之榮嘅時候個心啊都非常憤怒，只係官場規矩，上官正在講説話嘅時候呢就下屬唔敢插口唧。 + +104 +00:10:49,170 --> 00:11:00,850 +馬佑脾氣暴躁啊，想話申斥吳之榮，點知韋小寶，已經叫佢退下喇，不由得額頭青筋突起，成塊面都唂到紅一紅。 + +105 +00:11:02,222 --> 00:11:08,668 +韋小寶喺左手衫袖籠裏便，攞出查伊璜所寫嘅嗰封假信，佢話： + +106 +00:11:09,701 --> 00:11:10,972 +兩位睇下呢封信。 + +107 +00:11:11,372 --> 00:11:19,119 +吳之榮嗰個嘢講得呢封信好犀利，兄弟未讀過書，都唔知佢講嘅係真吖抑係假嘅。 + +108 +00:11:20,056 --> 00:11:27,548 +馬佑接過封信，見信封上面寫住：親呈揚州府家知府老爺親拆。 + +109 +00:11:28,166 --> 00:11:34,247 +就攞封信出嚟同慕天顏一齊睇，見上款係顯揚吾侄。 + +110 +00:11:35,304 --> 00:11:41,759 +兩個人越睇就越嬲，馬佑都未睇得完成封信唧，就拍案大叫話： + +111 +00:11:42,097 --> 00:11:45,651 +呢個狗頭咁大膽，我親手一刀殺咗佢！ + +112 +00:11:46,591 --> 00:11:54,583 +慕天顏就心細啲，覺得吳之榮膽敢公然勸上官造反，未免太過不合情理吖。 + +113 +00:11:55,449 --> 00:12:03,474 +但係先頭韋小寶當面詢問，噉啊雙方嘅對答，一句句親耳聽見嘅，噉邊處仲有懷疑呢？ + +114 +00:12:04,379 --> 00:12:10,090 +尋日喺禪智寺賞芍藥，吳之榮就親口講過吳三桂係佢族叔。 + +115 +00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:19,700 +噉睇嚟，吳之榮估計吳三桂造反啊必定成功，就得意忘形，所以就肆無忌憚起嚟喇。 + +116 +00:12:21,082 --> 00:12:25,607 +韋小寶話：呢封信係咪真係吳三桂寫畀佢㗎？ + +117 +00:12:26,451 --> 00:12:31,041 +馬佑話：呢個狗頭自己都話係千真萬確㗎啦。 + +118 +00:12:32,088 --> 00:12:36,897 +信裏便長篇大論，到底寫啲乜嘢啊，勞煩兩位解畀兄弟聽下吖。 + +119 +00:12:37,603 --> 00:12:52,267 +慕天顏啊於是一句句解釋，咩斬白蛇而賦大風啊、納圯下之履啊、咩奮濠上而都應天、取誠意之爵啊等等嘅典故，逐個逐個講畀佢聽。 + +120 +00:12:53,172 --> 00:13:00,334 +馬佑話：淨係我太祖高皇帝首稱吳國呢一句，就要佢滅族喇。 + +121 +00:13:01,063 --> 00:13:09,437 +慕天顏話：吳逆起事，聽講就係以咩朱三太子嚟號召，話要規復明室喎。 + +122 +00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:17,390 +正喺度議論緊，忽然間報告話京中御前侍衞，嚟到傳宣聖旨。 + +123 +00:13:18,403 --> 00:13:21,829 +韋小寶同馬佑、慕天顏啊跪低接旨啦。 + +124 +00:13:22,420 --> 00:13:31,897 +原來係康熙宣召韋小寶急速進京，至於敕建揚州忠烈祠嘅事情，就交由江蘇省佈政司辦理。 + +125 +00:13:32,834 --> 00:13:40,579 +韋小寶好歡喜啊佢諗：小皇帝打吳三桂，如果派我做大元帥嘿噉啊真係威風咯。 + +126 +00:13:41,277 --> 00:13:50,193 +馬佑、慕天顏聽見上諭裏便，頗有獎勉嘅説話，噉啊即刻向韋小寶道賀，恭喜佢加官進爵。 + +127 +00:13:51,105 --> 00:13:59,742 +韋小寶話：兄弟聽日就要回京嘞，叩見皇上嘅時候，當然會稱讚兩位係大大嘅好官。 + +128 +00:14:00,761 --> 00:14:10,611 +只不過兩位嘅官，做到究竟點樣好法呢？講起嚟真係慚愧喇，嘿嘿，兄弟實在唔係點知，只有請兩位講嚟聽下喇。 + +129 +00:14:11,641 --> 00:14:16,554 +府台藩台兩個人非常歡喜，噉啊拱手多謝韋小寶一番。 + +130 +00:14:17,519 --> 00:14:29,353 +慕天顏就誇讚巡撫嘅政績，佢揣摩康熙嘅性情，一味揀馬佑點樣勤政愛民、宣教德化嘅事嚟講，其中九成係假嘅。 + +131 +00:14:29,927 --> 00:14:32,338 +聽到馬佑笑到個嘴都合唔翻啊。 + +132 +00:14:33,471 --> 00:14:41,200 +跟住慕天顏亦講咗自己幾件得意嘅政績，雖然言辭簡略，不過呢都係十分實在嘅功勞。 + +133 +00:14:41,913 --> 00:14:48,056 +韋小寶話：呢啲兄弟都記住喇，我哋仲要再加上一件大功勞。 + +134 +00:14:48,367 --> 00:14:51,428 +吳逆造反，皇上啊痛恨到極。 + +135 +00:14:52,121 --> 00:15:01,566 +吳之榮呢個嘢要做內應，想叫江蘇全省文武百官啊一齊造反，好彩係畀我哋三個人查咗出嚟。 + +136 +00:15:02,139 --> 00:15:04,967 +呢個奏報上去，封賞係走唔甩㗎喇。 + +137 +00:15:05,394 --> 00:15:09,493 +兄弟聽日就要起程回京，就請兩位寫一道奏章啦。 + +138 +00:15:10,408 --> 00:15:16,201 +府台藩台兩個人一齊話：呢啲係韋大人嘅大功，卑職唔敢掠美。 + +139 +00:15:17,149 --> 00:15:21,879 +使乜客氣唧？算係我哋三個人一齊立嘅功勞咪好囉。 + +140 +00:15:22,341 --> 00:15:32,520 +慕天顏又話：總督麻大人返咗去江寧，欽差大臣回奏聖上嘅時候，最好亦請幫麻大人講翻幾句好話。 + +141 +00:15:33,116 --> 00:15:36,037 +好啊，講好話又唔使本錢嘅係唔係？ + +142 +00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:42,159 +馬佑、慕天顏又再次多謝一番，然後先至告辭。 + +143 +00:15:43,303 --> 00:15:53,420 +噉佢哋走咗之後，韋小寶吩咐徐天川等將吳之榮綁起上嚟，個口，就塞咗麻核，等佢有口難言啊。 + +144 +00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:59,244 +吳之榮個心嗰啲驚懼同詫異法呢，真係冇法子形容咯。 + +145 +00:16:01,412 --> 00:16:09,672 +到咗第日一早，揚州城裏嘅文武官員，就一個個排住班喺大廳等候欽差大人接見。 + +146 +00:16:10,388 --> 00:16:12,807 +每個人梗係有一份重禮定啦。 + +147 +00:16:13,791 --> 00:16:17,897 +喺揚州做官啊，係天下最豐裕嘅肥缺嘞。 + +148 +00:16:18,315 --> 00:16:28,090 +每個官員都唔想升官嘞，只係希望欽差大人返去北京講幾句好話，自己嘅職位能夠做多幾年噉就心滿意足嘞。 + +149 +00:16:29,474 --> 00:16:36,354 +總督尋日已經得到消息，噉啊漏夜趕到揚州，佢同巡撫送嘅禮梗係更重定啦。 + +150 +00:16:37,350 --> 00:16:42,608 +揚州一府豁免三年錢糧，經手嘅人梗係有回扣嘅。 + +151 +00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:50,053 +韋小寶雖然嚟唔切親自辦理，藩台早就將佢應得嘅回扣整好晒畀佢嘞。 + +152 +00:16:50,977 --> 00:16:56,138 +韋小寶隨身帶嚟嘅武將親隨啊，亦都得到豐厚嘅禮金。 + +153 +00:16:57,032 --> 00:17:00,438 +馬佑已經寫咗奏折，請韋小寶面奏。 + +154 +00:17:01,582 --> 00:17:11,748 +奏章裏便將韋小寶如何明查暗訪，親入險地，噉先至破獲吳三桂、吳之榮嘅密謀等情形就大大誇張咗一番； + +155 +00:17:12,405 --> 00:17:19,211 +而總督、巡撫、佈政司三個人係從旁襄助，亦都有一份功勞。 + +156 +00:17:20,129 --> 00:17:27,610 +慕天顏又話：皇上對吳逆用兵，可惜卑職係文官冇本事上陣殺賊。 + +157 +00:17:28,010 --> 00:17:37,365 +卑職已經秉承總督大人、府台大人嘅意思，十日之內，派人押解一批糧餉送去湖南，聽由皇上使用啊。 + +158 +00:17:38,233 --> 00:17:42,830 +韋小寶好歡喜噉話：好啊，大軍未發就糧草先行。 + +159 +00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:46,788 +三位想得真係周到嘞，皇上一定十分歡喜啫。 + +160 +00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:57,229 +噉班官員告辭走咗之後，韋小寶派親兵去麗春院接咗母親嚟，噉自己換咗便服，同母親見面。 + +161 +00:17:58,571 --> 00:18:04,536 +韋春芳啊唔知個仔做咗大官噃，估話係賭錢作弊就贏咗一筆大錢。 + +162 +00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:11,145 +聽佢話要接自己去北京享福，即刻又耍手又擰頭佢話： + +163 +00:18:11,563 --> 00:18:15,589 +贏翻嚟嘅銀，今日左手嚟，聽日右手去。 + +164 +00:18:16,190 --> 00:18:22,396 +我去咗北京呀，你又將啲錢輸到乾乾淨淨，講唔埋將老娘賣去老舉寨添。 + +165 +00:18:22,689 --> 00:18:25,062 +老娘要做生意仲係喺揚州好。 + +166 +00:18:25,462 --> 00:18:33,384 +北京嗰啲地方呀，淨係嗰啲翹住條脷講説話嘅官話，老娘講到條脷都抽筋都講唔掂啊，唔去啊。 + +167 +00:18:34,245 --> 00:18:40,225 +媽你噉就放心啦，去到北京呀，你有丫鬟使媽服侍，咩都唔使做嘅。 + +168 +00:18:40,545 --> 00:18:42,567 +我個銀呢永遠都輸唔晒嘅。 + +169 +00:18:43,491 --> 00:18:47,753 +嗯，唔得嘅唔得嘅，咩事都唔做喎淨係悶就悶死我啦。 + +170 +00:18:47,976 --> 00:18:54,762 +丫鬟使媽嚟服侍我，老娘冇呢個福分啊，怕唔使三日唧，老娘就係咁大㗎喇。 + +171 +00:18:55,870 --> 00:19:07,844 +韋小寶啊知道母親嘅脾氣，諗住佢成日坐喺間大屋裏便發吽豆，確實係冇釐味道嘅，就攞出一大沓銀票，總共五萬兩銀佢話： + +172 +00:19:08,436 --> 00:19:14,056 +嗱媽，呢筆銀係畀你嘅，你買咗麗春院啦，自己嚟做老闆娘。 + +173 +00:19:14,545 --> 00:19:23,716 +我睇仲可以買三間妓院添，噉我哋開麗春院、麗夏院、麗秋院、麗冬院，咪春夏秋冬，一年四季都發財。 + +174 +00:19:24,382 --> 00:19:29,263 +嘿咪喇咪喇，我叫人睇下先，都唔知銀票係真吖定假嘅。 + +175 +00:19:29,628 --> 00:19:34,530 +如果真係兌得到銀咯，老娘細細地搞間妓院開下都好嘅。 + +176 +00:19:35,661 --> 00:19:39,227 +要開大妓院，等你大個啲自己嚟做老闆啦。 + +177 +00:19:39,710 --> 00:19:44,533 +小寶啊，你呢大筆錢，唔係偷嘅唔係搶翻嚟㗎嘛？ + +178 +00:19:45,543 --> 00:19:50,606 +韋小寶喺衫袋扲咗四粒骰仔出嚟，喝一聲：滿堂紅！ + +179 +00:19:50,810 --> 00:19:55,047 +一手擲喺枱面，果然四粒骰仔都係四點朝天。 + +180 +00:19:55,836 --> 00:20:00,126 +韋春芳歡喜到乜嘢噉，佢噉先至放心，就笑住話： + +181 +00:20:01,039 --> 00:20:05,610 +你個龜蛋吖學會咗呢手本事，真係輸你唔窮啊。 + +182 +00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:15,571 +話説第二朝早，韋小寶啊帶住隨從兵馬，押咗吳之榮同毛東珠離開揚州返北京。 + +183 +00:20:16,638 --> 00:20:25,653 +康熙嘅上諭宣召好急，所以一行人喺途中啊唔敢耽擱停留嘞，嘛不免少咗好多招財納賄嘅機會定啦。 + +184 +00:20:26,768 --> 00:20:44,201 +沿途得到消息，吳三桂起兵之後啊，雲南提督張國桂、貴州巡撫曹申吉、提督李本深等歸降，雲南巡撫朱國治被殺，雲貴總督金文坤自殺。 + +185 +00:20:45,779 --> 00:20:55,225 +呢一日，嚟到山東，噉地方官啊抄到邸報，呈畀欽差大臣，乃係康熙斥責吳三桂嘅詔書。 + +186 +00:20:56,301 --> 00:21:00,366 +噉韋小寶又叫師爺讀畀佢聽，噉同時詳加解釋。 + +187 +00:21:02,391 --> 00:21:07,213 +嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/186.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/186.srt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..4451a45165af000943b89e070655bb7019a1111f --- /dev/null +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/186.srt @@ -0,0 +1,783 @@ +1 +00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,946 +前文再續啊書接上一回。 + +2 +00:00:04,356 --> 00:00:07,343 +話説韋小寶一行呢一日嚟到山東。 + +3 +00:00:08,286 --> 00:00:16,120 +地方官啊抄到邸報，呈畀欽差大臣，乃係康熙斥責吳三桂嘅詔書。 + +4 +00:00:17,391 --> 00:00:21,554 +韋小寶叫師爺讀畀佢聽，同時又要詳加解釋。 + +5 +00:00:22,744 --> 00:00:24,031 +嗰封詔書係噉嘅： + +6 +00:00:25,263 --> 00:00:37,257 +逆賊吳三桂窮蹙來歸，我世祖章皇帝念其輸款投誠，授之軍旅，錫封王爵，盟勒山河； + +7 +00:00:38,047 --> 00:00:42,631 +其所屬將弁，崇階世職，恩賚有加； + +8 +00:00:42,964 --> 00:00:45,726 +開捆滇南，傾心倚任。 + +9 +00:00:46,420 --> 00:00:56,913 +迨及朕躬，特隆異數，晉爵親王，重寄乾城，實託心膂，殊恩優禮，振古所無。 + +10 +00:00:58,170 --> 00:01:01,366 +韋小寶聽咗師爺嘅解釋，猛咁岌頭話： + +11 +00:01:01,846 --> 00:01:05,789 +皇上待呢個反賊呀的確唔錯啊，一啲都冇吹牛皮。 + +12 +00:01:06,154 --> 00:01:13,624 +好似我韋小寶噉吖，對皇上忠心耿耿，亦不過係封個伯爵啫嘛，要封到親王呀仲差一大截啦。 + +13 +00:01:14,524 --> 00:01:16,112 +嗰個師爺又繼續讀落去嘞： + +14 +00:01:17,291 --> 00:01:29,141 +詎意吳三桂性類窮奇，中懷狙詐，寵極生驕，陰圖不軌，於本年七月內，自請搬移。 + +15 +00:01:29,426 --> 00:01:39,829 +朕以吳三桂出於誠心，且念及年齒衰邁，師徒遠戍已久，遂允所請，令其休息。 + +16 +00:01:40,273 --> 00:01:48,186 +乃飭所司安插周至，務使得所，又特遣大臣往宣諭朕懷。 + +17 +00:01:48,394 --> 00:01:53,867 +朕之待吳三桂，可謂體隆情至，蔑以加矣。 + +18 +00:01:54,851 --> 00:01:57,999 +近覽川湖總督蔡毓榮等奏： + +19 +00:01:58,346 --> 00:02:11,713 +吳三桂徑行反叛，背累朝豢養之恩，逞一旦鴟張之勢，播行兇逆，塗炭生靈，理法難容，人神共憤。 + +20 +00:02:12,808 --> 00:02:15,614 +韋小寶聽完一句解釋就讚一句話： + +21 +00:02:16,103 --> 00:02:22,640 +皇上真係寬洪大量啊，冇問候吳三桂嘅老母一句嘿真係算客氣嘞。 + +22 +00:02:24,126 --> 00:02:34,026 +張勇、趙良棟、王進寶、孫思克，以及李力世等就喺側跟一齊旁聽，佢哋都諗： + +23 +00:02:34,786 --> 00:02:41,658 +聖旨裏便只係講皇帝待佢好到唔能夠再好，斥責吳三桂忘恩負義； + +24 +00:02:42,208 --> 00:02:53,230 +冇提半句滿漢之分，亦冇提佢點樣殺害明朝王室，真係十分高明，等天下都覺得吳三桂造反係極之唔應該嘅。 + +25 +00:02:54,701 --> 00:02:56,279 +噉嗰個師爺繼續讀落去。 + +26 +00:02:57,062 --> 00:03:06,468 +敕旨裏便勸諭地方官民就唔好附逆，就算已經誤從賊黨啊，只要悔罪歸誠，亦都不咎既往； + +27 +00:03:06,921 --> 00:03:12,155 +噉親族喺各省做官居住嘅，一概不予株連，不必疑慮。 + +28 +00:03:12,892 --> 00:03:20,854 +噉詔書裏便又話：其有能擒吳三桂投獻軍前者，即以其爵爵之； + +29 +00:03:21,361 --> 00:03:30,864 +有能誅縛其下渠魁，以及兵馬城池歸命自效者，論功從優取錄，朕不食言。 + +30 +00:03:32,098 --> 00:03:34,170 +韋小寶聽嗰個師爺解釋話： + +31 +00:03:34,419 --> 00:03:40,472 +皇上應承，邊個能夠捉到吳三桂呢，皇上就封佢做平西親王啊。 + +32 +00:03:41,369 --> 00:03:45,098 +不由得心都痕晒，佢同李力世等人話： + +33 +00:03:45,676 --> 00:03:50,498 +我哋去將吳三桂捉咗嚟，搞個平西親王做下噉就夠妥當啦。 + +34 +00:03:51,683 --> 00:03:53,136 +眾人都話好啊噉。 + +35 +00:03:54,150 --> 00:04:02,500 +張勇等武將就諗嘞：吳三桂兵多將廣，要捉到佢啊談何容易啊？ + +36 +00:04:03,511 --> 00:04:04,783 +噉李力世佢哋又諗嘞： + +37 +00:04:05,531 --> 00:04:12,227 +我哋要殺吳三桂係因為佢傾覆漢人江山啫，唔通真係要為清廷皇帝出力咩？ + +38 +00:04:12,871 --> 00:04:19,500 +不過如果韋香主做咗平西親王，喺雲南帶兵啊再嚟造反，噉都唔錯噃。 + +39 +00:04:20,772 --> 00:04:33,330 +韋小寶聽完詔書，下令立即啟程，要盡快趕翻去北京，請求皇上派佢出征，噉啊以免畀人哋搶先將吳三桂捉咗，就搶咗平西親王嘅封爵嘞。 + +40 +00:04:35,287 --> 00:04:40,141 +呢一日，嚟到香河喇，離開北京就唔係好遠。 + +41 +00:04:40,568 --> 00:04:47,334 +韋小寶吩咐張勇啊率領大隊，就地等候，嚴密看守欽犯毛東珠。 + +42 +00:04:48,640 --> 00:05:03,509 +自己啊帶埋雙兒同天地會群雄，押住吳之榮，屈翻去西南便，去莊家大屋，要親自交畀莊家三少奶，嚟報答佢送雙兒咁好嘅丫鬟畀自己嘅厚意。 + +43 +00:05:05,041 --> 00:05:13,514 +傍晚時分，就嚟到一個市鎮，離開莊家大屋仲有二十幾里路啦，噉一行人呢去一間飯店打尖。 + +44 +00:05:14,691 --> 00:05:24,220 +當其時各人都換咗便服，將吳之榮啊點咗啞穴，同上身幾個穴道，就冇綁佢，以免嚇親人。 + +45 +00:05:25,164 --> 00:05:29,702 +噉大家坐咗兩圍枱，就冇人願意同吳之榮同枱啊。 + +46 +00:05:30,438 --> 00:05:35,484 +雙兒啊怕佢逃走，就一個人同佢坐埋一枱嚴加監視。 + +47 +00:05:37,210 --> 00:05:46,611 +飯菜送咗嚟嘞，各人正喺度食緊飯，有十幾個官兵行入嚟飯店，為首一人係名守備。 + +48 +00:05:47,412 --> 00:05:49,930 +噉兩名士兵就自己打水餵馬。 + +49 +00:05:50,881 --> 00:05:58,202 +一名把總啊大聲噉呼喝，吩咐快啲劏雞煮飯，話有緊急公事要趕去北京報訊嘅。 + +50 +00:05:58,802 --> 00:06:01,109 +個老闆猛話：誒嚟喇嚟喇嚟喇。 + +51 +00:06:01,295 --> 00:06:06,163 +噉啊催促夥記侍候官老爺，又親自幫嗰個守備抹枱抹凳。 + +52 +00:06:07,861 --> 00:06:15,348 +嗰批官兵啱啱坐落，又傳嚟一陣車輪聲馬蹄聲喺飯店門前停車落馬。 + +53 +00:06:16,102 --> 00:06:21,516 +跟住有幾個人行入嚟飯店嘞，行先嗰兩個係精壯大漢。 + +54 +00:06:22,403 --> 00:06:31,667 +第三個呢，係個廢癆鬼噉樣嘅中年男人，生得又矮又瘦，兩腮深陷，顴骨高聳； + +55 +00:06:32,049 --> 00:06:39,158 +面色蠟黃，一啲血色都冇，仲隱約現出黑氣添，行幾步就咳一聲。 + +56 +00:06:40,673 --> 00:06:48,416 +喺佢後便，一個伯爺公、一個伯爺婆一拍噉行，睇嚟，都已經年過八十嘞。 + +57 +00:06:49,252 --> 00:06:58,684 +嗰個伯爺公呢亦係身材瘦小，但係精神係極之好噃，一把白鬚喺胸前飄拂，滿面紅光。 + +58 +00:07:00,272 --> 00:07:06,511 +嗰個伯爺婆啊比嗰個伯爺公稍為高啲啲，腰板挺直，雙目炯炯有神。 + +59 +00:07:07,711 --> 00:07:10,244 +最後嗰兩個都係二十幾歲嘅少婦。 + +60 +00:07:11,873 --> 00:07:17,184 +睇呢七個人嘅打扮，嗰個病漢啊衣着華貴係個富家員外。 + +61 +00:07:18,012 --> 00:07:20,534 +兩男兩女係僕人、使媽。 + +62 +00:07:21,560 --> 00:07:29,160 +伯爺公伯爺婆身穿青布衣服，質料係好粗糙㗎，但係十分乾淨，睇唔出係咩身份嘞。 + +63 +00:07:30,771 --> 00:07:36,903 +伯爺婆話：張媽，斟滿滾水侍候少爺食藥啦。 + +64 +00:07:37,566 --> 00:07:50,323 +一名使媽應咗，喺提籃裏便攞咗隻瓷碗出嚟，攞起飯店嘅銅壺，喺隻碗處斟滿滾水，噉啷咗幾啷倒咗去，再斟咗半碗水放喺病漢面前。 + +65 +00:07:51,313 --> 00:07:59,250 +嗰個伯爺婆喺懷內攞咗個瓷樽出嚟，打開個樽枳，倒出一粒紅色藥丸，攞到病漢口邊。 + +66 +00:07:59,974 --> 00:08:06,477 +病漢又擘開個嘴，伯爺婆啊將藥丸放喺佢條脷上便，噉攞起碗水餵佢吞咗藥丸。 + +67 +00:08:07,252 --> 00:08:10,866 +噉病漢食咗藥之後呢就猛咁喘氣一味咁咳。 + +68 +00:08:12,401 --> 00:08:17,549 +伯爺公伯爺婆睇住個病漢，神情又關心又擔憂。 + +69 +00:08:18,872 --> 00:08:24,297 +見佢喘氣冇咁緊要喇，停咗咳喇，兩個人都長長吐咗一口氣。 + +70 +00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:27,499 +嗰個病漢皺住眉頭話： + +71 +00:08:28,669 --> 00:08:35,601 +爹，阿媽，你哋一味睇住我做咩嘢啊？我又死唔了。 + +72 +00:08:36,889 --> 00:08:38,988 +老翁哼咗一聲擰轉塊面。 + +73 +00:08:39,499 --> 00:08:45,898 +個伯爺婆笑住話：講咩死死聲唧，我個我仔啊長命百歲。 + +74 +00:08:47,052 --> 00:08:52,947 +韋小寶諗嘞：呢個嘢呀就算食咗玉皇大帝嘅靈丹，亦冇幾日命㗎喇。 + +75 +00:08:53,783 --> 00:08:57,718 +哦原來呢個伯爺公伯爺婆係佢老豆老母。 + +76 +00:08:58,653 --> 00:09:05,207 +呢個肺癆鬼，實係自細寵壞晒啦連老豆老母睇多幾眼都發脾氣。 + +77 +00:09:06,260 --> 00:09:14,051 +嗰伯爺婆話：張媽、孫媽，你哋去座翻熱少爺嘅參湯先，然後再煮飯啦。 + +78 +00:09:14,642 --> 00:09:19,090 +噉兩名使媽應咗，一人挽一個提籃就行咗去後堂。 + +79 +00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:23,224 +官兵隊伍嗰個守備問個老闆去北京嘅路程。 + +80 +00:09:23,544 --> 00:09:29,516 +老闆話：眾位老爺今日再趕二三十里路，喺前面嘅市鎮過夜。 + +81 +00:09:29,570 --> 00:09:33,752 +噉聽朝早一早起程呢，午後一定能夠趕到京城㗎喇。 + +82 +00:09:34,804 --> 00:09:39,283 +嗰個守備話：我哋要漏夜趕路啊，仲過咩夜吖？ + +83 +00:09:39,674 --> 00:09:44,698 +嗱老闆，從而家起，一年之內，包你生意興隆。 + +84 +00:09:45,009 --> 00:09:50,272 +嗱你要準備多啲好酒好菜，免致到時搞到手忙腳亂喇。 + +85 +00:09:50,735 --> 00:09:55,374 +嗰個老闆笑住話：呵呵呵呵，誒真係承蒙你老爺貴言喇。 + +86 +00:09:55,543 --> 00:10:02,389 +小店嘅生意呢向來都係好平常㗎啫，好似今日咁好嘅生意，一個月呀難得有幾日啊。 + +87 +00:10:02,753 --> 00:10:08,403 +呢啲都係眾位老爺同埋客官關照㗎啫，邊度會日日都咁多貴人光臨嘅呢？ + +88 +00:10:09,047 --> 00:10:12,740 +個守備笑住話：老闆嗱，我話你知啦。 + +89 +00:10:13,351 --> 00:10:18,746 +吳三桂造反已經打到湖南嘞，我哋係趕去京城呈送文書嘅。 + +90 +00:10:19,292 --> 00:10:23,582 +呢一場大仗打起上嚟呀，至少都要打佢三年五載。 + +91 +00:10:24,184 --> 00:10:28,877 +稟報軍情嘅人日日都要喺呢度經過，你呀，有得發喇。 + +92 +00:10:29,833 --> 00:10:34,333 +老闆把口就一味多謝，但係個心就喺處叫苦嘞。 + +93 +00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:41,660 +你哋班軍佬嘅生意有咩好做㗎大飲大食一輪，大方嘅就隨便打賞幾個錢； + +94 +00:10:42,379 --> 00:10:51,785 +惡死嘅打人鬧人之後，拍下𦣇柚就走嘞，唉莫講話三年五載啊，就算係一年半載我都要吊頸啊。 + +95 +00:10:53,009 --> 00:10:58,396 +韋小寶同李力世佢哋聽講吳三桂已經打到湖南，都吃咗一驚。 + +96 +00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:01,360 +啊乜嗰個嘢嚟得咁快嘅？ + +97 +00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:04,828 +噉錢老本低聲話：等我去問下呢。 + +98 +00:11:05,401 --> 00:11:06,627 +韋小寶岌一岌頭。 + +99 +00:11:07,388 --> 00:11:11,578 +錢老本行到嗰個守備前便，滿面笑容噉問佢： + +100 +00:11:12,075 --> 00:11:17,042 +先頭聽到呢位將軍大人講，吳三桂已經打到湖南喇。 + +101 +00:11:17,627 --> 00:11:21,463 +小人嘅家眷喺長沙，唔知嗰便打成點呢？ + +102 +00:11:21,739 --> 00:11:24,713 +長沙緊唔緊要啊？哎呀真係好擔心啊。 + +103 +00:11:25,869 --> 00:11:33,423 +嗰個守備聽佢稱呼自己做將軍大人，嘿成個人鬆晒就話：長沙緊唔緊要我就唔知嘞。 + +104 +00:11:34,141 --> 00:11:43,895 +吳三桂派咗佢手下大將馬寶，由貴州進攻湖南，沅州啊失陷嘞，總兵崔世祿畀人哋俘虜咗去添。 + +105 +00:11:45,070 --> 00:11:50,557 +吳三桂部下嘅張國柱、龔應麟、夏國相正在分幾路東進。 + +106 +00:11:50,940 --> 00:11:56,523 +另外一名大將王屏藩呢就去攻四川，聽講佢哋啊，好打得㗎。 + +107 +00:11:56,896 --> 00:11:59,362 +四川湖南一帶啲百姓都走難嘞。 + +108 +00:12:00,310 --> 00:12:06,083 +錢老本好憂愁噉話：噉啊？噉就唔係幾妥當嘞噃。 + +109 +00:12:06,723 --> 00:12:11,060 +不過大清兵好厲害嘅，吳三桂唔見得會打贏啩？ + +110 +00:12:12,363 --> 00:12:22,597 +嗰個守備話：本來大家都係噉講嘅，但係沅州呢一仗打完呀，吳三桂嘅兵馬好難抵擋㗎，唉局面真係好難講嘅。 + +111 +00:12:23,383 --> 00:12:26,874 +錢老本多謝咗佢又行翻自己張枱坐低。 + +112 +00:12:27,907 --> 00:12:33,618 +天地會群雄有啲係諗：吳三桂呢個大漢奸千祈唔好做成皇帝啊。 + +113 +00:12:34,293 --> 00:12:40,012 +有啲又諗：最好吳三桂打到去北京，同清廷鬥到兩敗俱傷。 + +114 +00:12:42,061 --> 00:12:46,866 +噉眾官兵匆匆忙忙食完酒飯，嗰個守備企起身話： + +115 +00:12:47,851 --> 00:12:52,586 +老闆，我報告咗個好消息你知噉呢餐飯你請客啦。 + +116 +00:12:53,890 --> 00:12:58,679 +個老闆彎腰陪笑話：應該應該，眾位大人好行啊。 + +117 +00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:09,654 +嗰個守備行去門口，咪經過伯爺公、伯爺婆同病漢張枱嘅時候呢，嗰個病漢突然一伸左手，揦住佢心口，個病漢話： + +118 +00:13:10,861 --> 00:13:15,086 +你去北京送咩公文啊？誒攞嚟睇下吖。 + +119 +00:13:15,892 --> 00:13:22,288 +嗰個守備身材粗壯，但係畀佢一揦住，當堂踎低成個人矮咗半橛。 + +120 +00:13:22,807 --> 00:13:24,950 +豈有此理你做咩嘢啊你！ + +121 +00:13:25,692 --> 00:13:28,953 +唂紅塊面出力掙扎，不過一啲呢都唔逳得。 + +122 +00:13:30,021 --> 00:13:35,823 +嗰個病漢右手嗤一聲，撕開守備心口嘅衣襟，就跌咗個大信封出嚟。 + +123 +00:13:36,591 --> 00:13:45,792 +嗰個病漢左手輕輕一推，個守備成個𢴈出去，撞冧咗兩張枱乒乒乓乓，碗碗碟碟啊跌到碎晒。 + +124 +00:13:46,623 --> 00:13:49,250 +眾官兵大叫：作反啊你！ + +125 +00:13:50,102 --> 00:13:53,419 +紛紛挺槍拔刀，向嗰個病漢撲過去。 + +126 +00:13:54,493 --> 00:13:59,585 +病漢帶嚟嗰兩名僕人抬拳踢腿，掂親嘅就𢴈低。 + +127 +00:13:59,888 --> 00:14:03,384 +頃刻之間，眾兵丁癱到成地都係。 + +128 +00:14:04,911 --> 00:14:08,656 +嗰個病漢撕開信封，攞封公文出嚟睇。 + +129 +00:14:09,531 --> 00:14:12,359 +嗰個守備嚇到魂不附體啊大聲噉叫： + +130 +00:14:12,786 --> 00:14:20,315 +呢封信係呈畀皇上嘅奏章，你，你膽敢撕毀公文？你你你你，你你噉咪造反？ + +131 +00:14:21,703 --> 00:14:23,533 +呢個病漢睇完公文就話嘞： + +132 +00:14:24,661 --> 00:14:36,299 +湖南巡撫，請清廷皇帝加派援兵去打平西王，哼，就算派一百萬兵去，仲唔係。 + +133 +00:14:39,062 --> 00:14:43,923 +仲唔係，畀平西王掃蕩得乾乾淨淨。 + +134 +00:14:44,429 --> 00:14:49,196 +一面講説話，一面將公文鋸埋一嚿，揸住喺手掌嚟。 + +135 +00:14:50,008 --> 00:14:59,227 +幾句説話講完，攤下手掌一揚，無數嘅紙片啊，就好似穿花蝴蝶噉隨風飛舞四散飄揚嘞。 + +136 +00:15:00,364 --> 00:15:05,810 +天地會群雄見到咁高嘅內力，人人面色都變咗啊，佢哋諗： + +137 +00:15:06,568 --> 00:15:10,162 +聽佢語氣，十足十係吳三桂手下噃。 + +138 +00:15:11,531 --> 00:15:14,986 +嗰個守備掙扎住躝起身，拔出腰刀佢話： + +139 +00:15:15,486 --> 00:15:20,871 +誒，你，你撕毀公文，老子橫掂都冇命㗎喇同你搏過！ + +140 +00:15:21,524 --> 00:15:25,107 +噉啊揸住把刀衝上去猛力向病漢頭頂劈落去。 + +141 +00:15:26,234 --> 00:15:35,569 +嗰個病漢仍然係坐響處，右手伸出，喺守備嘅小腹上便輕輕一推，似乎係要佢唔好喺度搞搞震啦噉。 + +142 +00:15:36,379 --> 00:15:45,784 +嗰個守備舉起把刀隻手忽然間慢慢噉垂低，跟住個身軟顂顂噉坐喺地下，擘大個口，有氣出就冇氣入嘞。 + +143 +00:15:46,872 --> 00:15:49,995 +被打倒嘅官兵，有啲啊已經躝翻起身。 + +144 +00:15:50,422 --> 00:15:56,527 +佢哋企到遠遠，有氣冇力噉樣喝幾句，但係邊個都唔敢過嚟救個長官。 + +145 +00:15:58,300 --> 00:16:06,540 +一名使媽捧咗碗熱湯出嚟，輕輕放喺病漢面前佢話：少爺，請飲參湯啦。 + +146 +00:16:07,772 --> 00:16:17,660 +伯爺公伯爺婆兩個人，對先頭呢一場打鬥啊完全好似冇睇見噉，毫不理會，只係留意個仔嘅神情唧。 + +147 +00:16:18,473 --> 00:16:23,592 +徐天川低聲話：呢幾個人好古怪，我哋走啦。 + +148 +00:16:24,444 --> 00:16:27,904 +高彥超畀咗飯錢，噉一行人就出門走嘞。 + +149 +00:16:29,002 --> 00:16:38,004 +只見嗰個伯爺婆捧住參湯，輕輕吹下，等冇咁熱喇，就將隻碗送到病漢嘴邊，餵佢飲參湯。 + +150 +00:16:40,020 --> 00:16:45,033 +韋小寶佢哋出到市鎮，先至議論紛紛嗰個病漢嚟咩嘢路數。 + +151 +00:16:45,759 --> 00:16:55,602 +徐天川話：呢個人撕爛嗰個武官件衫，功力咁厲害嘅，嘿真係，真係少見啊。 + +152 +00:16:56,381 --> 00:17:06,560 +玄貞道人話：佢喺個武官肚處就噉一推，似乎係好平常啫，不過要閃避擋格真係唔容易啊。 + +153 +00:17:07,031 --> 00:17:09,457 +風兄弟，你話點樣避佢呢？ + +154 +00:17:10,306 --> 00:17:14,014 +風際中話：應該離開佢三尺遠。 + +155 +00:17:14,949 --> 00:17:17,212 +群雄一諗，都覺得好有道理。 + +156 +00:17:18,042 --> 00:17:24,704 +對於呢一推啊，無論閃避定係擋格，至少喺佢三尺之外先至做得到嘅。 + +157 +00:17:25,376 --> 00:17:29,413 +既然已經靠到咁近咯，就點都避唔開擋唔住喇。 + +158 +00:17:30,457 --> 00:17:33,277 +徐天川話：我揦佢手腕。 + +159 +00:17:33,912 --> 00:17:36,278 +一句說話未講完，就擰下個頭。 + +160 +00:17:36,842 --> 00:17:46,168 +知道對方內勁咁強大，就算揦住佢手腕啊，佢手掌一翻一扭，自己嘅手指骨、腕骨都好難話唔斷㗎。 + +161 +00:17:47,572 --> 00:17:56,202 +眾人明知呢個病漢係吳三桂一黨，但係睇住佢行兇傷人，竟然邊個都唔敢出手阻攔。 + +162 +00:17:56,941 --> 00:18:04,595 +雖然被害嘅係清兵軍官啊，到底唔係眾人平常嘅俠義豪傑行為，個心都有啲慚愧嘞。 + +163 +00:18:05,123 --> 00:18:08,850 +不免興致索然，傾咗一陣就收口唔傾。 + +164 +00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:15,842 +行咗幾里路，忽然聽見背後有馬蹄聲，有兩騎馬急跑而嚟。 + +165 +00:18:16,890 --> 00:18:22,158 +呢度係通向莊家大屋嘅小路，唔能夠兩匹馬一拍行嘅。 + +166 +00:18:23,330 --> 00:18:33,127 +群雄正係好冇癮，雖然聽見蹄聲好急啊，除咗風際中同雙兒勒馬停喺路邊之外呢，其餘啲人邊個都唔肯讓路。 + +167 +00:18:34,891 --> 00:18:44,333 +轉眼之間，兩騎馬已經跑到身後嘞，噉群雄一齊擰轉頭，只見騎馬嘅人，係嗰個病漢嘅兩名僕人。 + +168 +00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:50,248 +一名僕人話：我哋少爺請各位等一等，有説話要問下各位嘅。 + +169 +00:18:51,137 --> 00:18:56,801 +呢句説話雖然唔算冇禮，但係目中無人嘅意思就明擺喺度嘞。 + +170 +00:18:57,571 --> 00:18:59,543 +群雄一聽大家都嬲起上嚟。 + +171 +00:18:59,978 --> 00:19:03,661 +玄貞道人話：我哋有事在身，唔得閒等啊。 + +172 +00:19:03,954 --> 00:19:06,223 +大家素不相識，有咩好問唧？ + +173 +00:19:07,282 --> 00:19:13,808 +嗰個僕人話：係我哋少爺吩咐嘅，各位仲係等一等好，免致大家唔方便啊。 + +174 +00:19:14,849 --> 00:19:17,051 +噉樣講直情係威嚇咯喎。 + +175 +00:19:17,704 --> 00:19:22,600 +錢老本話：你哋主人，係唔係吳三桂嘅手下啊？ + +176 +00:19:23,610 --> 00:19:28,893 +嗰個僕人話：唓，我哋主人係咩嘢身份啊？點會係平西王嘅手下呢？ + +177 +00:19:29,732 --> 00:19:38,093 +噉啊群雄都諗：佢唔講吳三桂，就叫佢係平西王，實係同吳賊有啲淵源嘅。 + +178 +00:19:39,318 --> 00:19:43,073 +就喺呢個時候，只見一架大車由小路駛緊嚟。 + +179 +00:19:43,469 --> 00:19:47,573 +嗰個僕人話：我哋主人嚟喇。噉勒轉馬頭迎上去。 + +180 +00:19:48,428 --> 00:19:56,326 +呢陣時群雄如果縱馬就走，就好似係怕咗嗰個病漢噉，所以就一齊勒停隻馬喺度等候嘞。 + +181 +00:19:57,571 --> 00:20:03,878 +大車駛到埋嚟，係一名使媽駕車，另外一名使媽掀起車簾。 + +182 +00:20:04,496 --> 00:20:08,907 +只見嗰個病漢坐喺正當中，佢父母呢坐喺佢後便。 + +183 +00:20:10,002 --> 00:20:17,078 +嗰個病漢向群雄睩咗一眼就問：你哋點解要，點咗呢個人嘅穴道啊？ + +184 +00:20:17,651 --> 00:20:20,588 +噉講完向吳之榮指咗一指，又問： + +185 +00:20:21,402 --> 00:20:24,210 +你哋係咩嘢人？要去邊處啊？ + +186 +00:20:25,138 --> 00:20:26,691 +語氣十分驕傲。 + +187 +00:20:27,353 --> 00:20:35,814 +玄貞道人話喇：尊駕高姓大名啊？我哋素不相識，河水不犯井水，管咁多閒事做咩嘢唧？ + +188 +00:20:36,667 --> 00:20:41,622 +嗰個病漢話：哼，你仲唔配問我個名。 + +189 +00:20:42,491 --> 00:20:49,792 +我先頭問你，誒，誒講兩句説話，你聽到未啊？點解唔回答啊？ + +190 +00:20:50,832 --> 00:20:56,358 +玄貞好嬲噉話：我唔配問你嘅姓名，你亦唔配問我哋嘅事。 + +191 +00:20:56,812 --> 00:21:04,421 +吳三桂造反作亂，係個大奸賊，你口口聲聲稱呼佢做平西王，實係賊黨嘞。 + +192 +00:21:04,892 --> 00:21:14,117 +我睇尊駕已經病入膏肓，仲係及早返屋企壽終正寢好，免致受咗風寒，傷風咳嗽一命嗚呼添。 + +193 +00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:25,380 +天地會群雄正在哈哈大笑啊，突然間人影晃動，啪一聲，玄貞塊面已經捱咗重重一巴，跟住小厴中掌，跌咗落馬。 + +194 +00:21:26,208 --> 00:21:34,852 +呢兩下迅捷無比，等到玄貞跌咗落地嘞，群雄先至睇清楚出手嘅，原來，竟然係嗰個伯爺婆。 + +195 +00:21:35,822 --> 00:21:43,394 +佢兩掌打低咗玄貞，雙腳喺地下一𨂽，個身就飛起，倒退翻去，坐翻落架車處嘞。 + +196 +00:21:43,795 --> 00:21:48,146 +嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/187.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/187.srt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..df00e6815b3c59bb33fb8c1a2c19fc0390789d61 --- /dev/null +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/187.srt @@ -0,0 +1,859 @@ +1 +00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,856 +前文再續啊書接上一回。 + +2 +00:00:03,953 --> 00:00:12,652 +話說嗰個伯爺婆兩掌打低咗玄貞，雙腳喺地下一𨂽，個身就飛起，倒退翻去坐翻落架車處。 + +3 +00:00:13,748 --> 00:00:17,653 +群雄當堂嘈起上嚟，一齊向架大車撲過去。 + +4 +00:00:18,478 --> 00:00:28,890 +嗰個病漢揦住趕車嘅使媽背心，輕輕一扚，就同佢換咗位置嘞，將個使媽揦咗入去車裏便，自己坐咗趕車人嘅座位。 + +5 +00:00:29,920 --> 00:00:40,500 +呢個時候，咁啱錢老本飛身雙掌擊落，嗰個病漢左手一拳打出，同佢雙掌一碰，竟然係無聲無息。 + +6 +00:00:41,684 --> 00:00:48,378 +錢老本只覺得一股強勁嘅大力湧到，身不由主噉兩個關斗倒翻出去。 + +7 +00:00:49,173 --> 00:00:57,678 +雙腳着地之後，想要企翻定啦，突然間覺得雙膝冇力，就想跪低噃驚到佢乜嘢噉。 + +8 +00:00:58,193 --> 00:01:03,514 +連忙出力向後一昂𢴈喺處，噉先至唔使向敵人跪低咁醜。 + +9 +00:01:04,829 --> 00:01:08,870 +錢老本啱啱跌倒，風際中跟住撲到嚟嘞。 + +10 +00:01:09,603 --> 00:01:19,004 +嗰個病漢又係一拳擊出，風際中唔同佢拳力相遇啊，右掌中途變咗方向，突然向佢條頸處斬落。 + +11 +00:01:19,671 --> 00:01:25,334 +嗰個病漢咦一聲，似乎覺得對方嘅武功使得，頗出意料之外。 + +12 +00:01:26,143 --> 00:01:30,092 +噉啊右手手指公扣住中指，向佢掌心彈過去。 + +13 +00:01:30,652 --> 00:01:34,291 +風際中立即收掌，右腳啊踏上騾背。 + +14 +00:01:35,331 --> 00:01:38,844 +高彥超同樊綱分別向兩名男僕進攻。 + +15 +00:01:39,395 --> 00:01:43,463 +兩個僕人縱馬退開佢哋話：等少爺搞掂你哋。 + +16 +00:01:44,723 --> 00:01:57,069 +原來高、樊兩個人，都諗住同對方僕人打鬥啊勝之不武，見呢兩個僕人退開啱晒啦，即刻轉身，一齊跳起攻嗰個病漢左側。 + +17 +00:01:58,185 --> 00:02:03,603 +突然嗰隻騾長嘶一聲，成隻僂低喺地，噉就帶動大車跟住傾倒嘞。 + +18 +00:02:04,633 --> 00:02:10,630 +原來風際中踏上騾背，腳底暗運重力，一踩，隻騾嘅脊骨就斷嘞。 + +19 +00:02:12,118 --> 00:02:17,979 +嗰個病漢腳唔彈身唔起，喺咳嗽聲中，已經企喺地下嘞。 + +20 +00:02:18,685 --> 00:02:24,133 +大車裏便嘅伯爺公伯爺婆呢，一人扚住一個使媽，喺車裏便跳出嚟。 + +21 +00:02:24,903 --> 00:02:31,612 +呢三個人行動似乎唔係點快嘅，不過都係離開架車先，大車噉先至翻到嘅。 + +22 +00:02:32,847 --> 00:02:36,444 +錢老本同徐天川向住伯爺公伯爺婆衝過去。 + +23 +00:02:37,386 --> 00:02:46,120 +嗰個伯爺婆左手搖一搖，右手向病漢指一指，笑住話：你哋過去，陪我個仔玩下罷啦。 + +24 +00:02:47,212 --> 00:02:52,308 +意思即係要佢兩個人去捱佢個仔嘅拳頭，等佢高興下噉。 + +25 +00:02:53,073 --> 00:03:03,963 +徐天川啊右拳向嗰個伯爺公頭頂擊落，不過見佢年紀老邁喇，雖然知道佢武功不弱啊，仲係怕一拳打死咗佢，就話：看拳！ + +26 +00:03:04,307 --> 00:03:06,713 +噉手上呢亦只係使咗三成力。 + +27 +00:03:07,821 --> 00:03:14,512 +佢自從失手打死白寒松，同沐王府搞出唔少糾紛之後，已經非常警惕嘞。 + +28 +00:03:15,615 --> 00:03:18,749 +嗰個伯爺公一手就捻住咗佢隻拳頭。 + +29 +00:03:19,237 --> 00:03:28,456 +呢個伯爺公身材瘦小，手掌呢竟然出奇咁大噃，捻住佢拳頭之後就話：去嗰便玩下啦。 + +30 +00:03:29,248 --> 00:03:39,160 +徐天川嘅年紀雖然係細過呢個伯爺公，不過亦係個白髮老人喇，呢個伯爺公呢句説話，就好似係同個頑童講説話嘅語氣。 + +31 +00:03:40,034 --> 00:03:44,359 +徐天川右手出力想掹翻開，左拳就跟住擊出去。 + +32 +00:03:45,143 --> 00:03:54,132 +呢一招青龍白虎本來係相輔相成嘅招式，左拳就唔係真係想擊中對方嘅，只係要逼對方鬆手。 + +33 +00:03:55,005 --> 00:03:59,011 +但係如果對方唔肯鬆手呢，呢一拳就正中鼻樑㗎喇。 + +34 +00:03:59,673 --> 00:04:02,884 +點知個伯爺公用手一送，跟住鬆翻手。 + +35 +00:04:03,519 --> 00:04:18,465 +徐天川只覺得一股非常渾厚嘅大力推過嚟，再加埋自己左拳正在用力打出去，噉啊右力在後左力在前，個身當堂好似陀螺噉啊急速旋轉，一直向嗰個病漢轉過去。 + +36 +00:04:19,890 --> 00:04:32,978 +嗰個病漢正在同風際中、高彥超、樊綱、李力世四個人打緊，見到徐天川轉到嚟就拍手笑住話：吖，得意啊，誒得意啊。 + +37 +00:04:33,892 --> 00:04:42,436 +四個人嘅拳腳正係好似疾風驟雨噉向佢打過去，佢竟然有餘裕嘅時間拍手歡呼，哎真係奇怪嘞。 + +38 +00:04:43,045 --> 00:04:53,000 +跟住伸手一撥，徐天川就忽然反咗方向，本來係向右轉嘅，突然就變成向左轉，就急速向住嗰個伯爺公旋轉過去。 + +39 +00:04:53,791 --> 00:05:02,039 +嗰個病漢笑住話：阿爹啊，好好玩啊，你，你再將呢個陀螺，轉過嚟啦。 + +40 +00:05:02,864 --> 00:05:04,611 +玄貞奮力衝上去。 + +41 +00:05:04,665 --> 00:05:14,783 +哈，個病漢隨手一撥一推，一撥一推，竟然將玄貞、高彥超、樊綱、李力世四個人亦都轉成咗個陀螺。 + +42 +00:05:15,890 --> 00:05:23,483 +只係風際中冇畀佢帶動唧，不過胸口啊已經氣血翻湧，急忙跳後三步，雙掌護身。 + +43 +00:05:24,769 --> 00:05:30,880 +五位天地會嘅豪傑都轉到冇停，想運力定住啦，不過點都定唔住。 + +44 +00:05:32,227 --> 00:05:39,652 +當有個人轉得稍為慢啲，嗰個病漢就衝過去一撥一推，旋轉嘅勢頭當堂又急翻嘞。 + +45 +00:05:40,504 --> 00:05:49,144 +呢個情景呢，就好似係細佬哥喺枱面轉銅錢，五個銅錢喺枱面急轉，直立唔跌倒嘅。 + +46 +00:05:49,708 --> 00:05:55,360 +邊一個轉得慢嘞，睇住跌倒嘞，嗰個細佬哥又去用手指轉翻一轉噉。 + +47 +00:05:56,335 --> 00:05:59,918 +韋小寶睇到眼睩睩口擘擘，驚到不得了。 + +48 +00:06:00,514 --> 00:06:04,028 +雙兒啊企喺佢前便提心吊膽噉護住佢。 + +49 +00:06:04,766 --> 00:06:08,117 +韋小寶低聲話：我哋三十六着咯。 + +50 +00:06:08,348 --> 00:06:10,711 +雙兒話：快啲去莊家啦。 + +51 +00:06:11,307 --> 00:06:16,662 +冇錯喇，一到莊家就大吉大利，做莊嘅可以食夾棍，大殺三方。 + +52 +00:06:17,070 --> 00:06:18,692 +講完轉身就走。 + +53 +00:06:19,189 --> 00:06:21,626 +噉雙兒拉住吳之榮，跟喺後便。 + +54 +00:06:23,031 --> 00:06:25,950 +嗰個病漢轉陀螺啊轉到興高采烈。 + +55 +00:06:26,719 --> 00:06:29,736 +一對老夫婦微微笑睇住個仔。 + +56 +00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:34,382 +四名僕人拍手喝彩，為小主人助興啊。 + +57 +00:06:35,761 --> 00:06:46,623 +嗰個病漢見到風際中企穩馬步，左掌高右掌低，擺成個古松矯立勢，立即上前，伸手想撥佢右膊咯喎。 + +58 +00:06:47,206 --> 00:06:52,587 +風際中右腳退咗一步，側膊避開佢，不過就唔敢出掌還手。 + +59 +00:06:53,606 --> 00:06:59,164 +嗰個病漢發惡話：你呢個壞人，你，你你唔轉陀螺啊？ + +60 +00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:02,095 +伸手又向佢右膊撥過去。 + +61 +00:07:02,513 --> 00:07:13,492 +風際中又再後退，點知左膊後便，突然一股大力推到，即時身不由主，喺嗰個病漢大聲笑中，加速咁旋轉。 + +62 +00:07:13,838 --> 00:07:19,862 +噉想話使千斤墜定住個身啦，點知畀個病漢喺後腰出力一撥，又轉起嚟嘞。 + +63 +00:07:21,372 --> 00:07:32,153 +吳之榮見嗰個病漢同對頭為難，突然間覺得機會嚟喇，就行一步跌一步噉行得幾步，詐假意一腳𠽤倒，就跌喺地唔肯起身。 + +64 +00:07:33,271 --> 00:07:36,418 +雙兒出力咁拉佢，佢就係唔肯起身。 + +65 +00:07:37,312 --> 00:07:46,549 +韋小寶急到不得了啦，怕同敵人講出真相啊，於是左手托住佢下顎，出力一捻，噉吳之榮就擘大個口嘞。 + +66 +00:07:47,029 --> 00:07:53,074 +韋小寶喺靴筒裏便拔出匕首，喺佢個口裏便一撩，將佢條脷割咗大半闕。 + +67 +00:07:53,314 --> 00:07:54,956 +吳之榮啊痛到暈咗。 + +68 +00:07:56,191 --> 00:08:01,714 +雙兒啊以為韋小寶已經將呢個奸賊殺死嘞就話：相公啊，快啲走啦。 + +69 +00:08:02,070 --> 00:08:03,926 +噉兩個人係向前飛奔。 + +70 +00:08:04,821 --> 00:08:10,438 +噉兩個人跑咗唔夠一里路，就聽見後便馬蹄響，有人騎馬追住嚟。 + +71 +00:08:11,282 --> 00:08:17,780 +韋小寶見到左手便有個亂石崗，兩個人就離開條小路，走入去亂石堆裏便。 + +72 +00:08:18,980 --> 00:08:27,319 +嗰個病漢同一名僕人騎馬追到嚟，眼見馬匹就唔能夠入亂石崗裏便㗎，嗰個僕人啊跳落馬佢話： + +73 +00:08:27,892 --> 00:08:29,293 +兩個細佬哥唔使怕。 + +74 +00:08:29,489 --> 00:08:32,611 +我哋少爺叫你哋陪佢玩下唧，快啲返嚟啦。 + +75 +00:08:33,328 --> 00:08:37,720 +韋小寶話：要轉陀螺喎老子真係唔䎺啊。 + +76 +00:08:38,257 --> 00:08:39,814 +就趯得更加快嘞。 + +77 +00:08:41,101 --> 00:08:47,143 +嗰個僕人入去亂石堆追，韋小寶同雙兒啊走得好快個僕人係追唔到。 + +78 +00:08:47,761 --> 00:08:52,951 +嗰個病漢話：哎呀，捉匿匿啊？嘩，好過癮啊。 + +79 +00:08:53,560 --> 00:08:58,336 +就落咗馬，喺南便包抄過嚟，一便走啊一面猛咁咳。 + +80 +00:08:59,782 --> 00:09:05,254 +韋小寶同雙兒轉身向住東北角逃跑，反而向嗰個僕人走過去。 + +81 +00:09:06,442 --> 00:09:08,511 +嗰個僕人撲過嚟要捉韋小寶嘞噃。 + +82 +00:09:08,858 --> 00:09:14,772 +韋小寶使出九難教佢嘅神行百變功夫，個身一側，嗰個僕人就撲空咗嘞。 + +83 +00:09:15,145 --> 00:09:17,360 +雙兒反手一掌打佢後腰。 + +84 +00:09:18,314 --> 00:09:25,346 +嗰個僕人見佢小小年紀啫一啲都唔將佢放喺心上，竟然唔招架噃，噉伸手去扭佢右臂。 + +85 +00:09:26,117 --> 00:09:30,397 +雙兒左掌飛快斬落，嚓一聲，已經斬中佢後腰。 + +86 +00:09:31,119 --> 00:09:33,661 +嗰個僕人痛嘞，哎吖噉大叫一聲。 + +87 +00:09:33,875 --> 00:09:40,746 +就喺呢個時候，雙兒捉住佢右手手腕，反過嚟一扭，咔喇一響，扭斷佢手踭嘅關節。 + +88 +00:09:41,870 --> 00:09:46,982 +嗰個病漢見到，咦咗一聲，係一嚿岩石跳到另外一嚿岩石。 + +89 +00:09:47,573 --> 00:09:56,570 +幾個起落唧，就跳到雙兒身前，左手一揮，噉雙兒戴住頂帽呢畀佢掃咗落地，一把長頭髮就散開嘞。 + +90 +00:09:57,460 --> 00:10:01,130 +嗰病漢笑住話：吖，係個姑娘啊。 + +91 +00:10:02,252 --> 00:10:04,370 +噉啊伸手揦住佢嘅長頭髮。 + +92 +00:10:05,174 --> 00:10:10,597 +雙兒吖噉一聲大叫，一招雙回龍，兩隻手踭向後撞。 + +93 +00:10:11,188 --> 00:10:13,603 +嗰個病漢笑住話：好！ + +94 +00:10:14,074 --> 00:10:18,742 +噉左手由左而右一掠，就捉住佢兩隻手掌，反喺背後。 + +95 +00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:26,202 +跟住右手將雙兒嘅長頭髮喺佢雙手手腕上面繑咗兩轉，再打個裂，哈哈大笑。 + +96 +00:10:26,980 --> 00:10:32,109 +雙兒急到喊喇佢話：相公，你快啲走啦，快啲走啦。 + +97 +00:10:32,974 --> 00:10:40,087 +嗰個病漢用手指喺佢條腰處輕輕一督，點咗穴道，笑住話：佢呀，走唔甩嘅。 + +98 +00:10:40,416 --> 00:10:44,857 +就撇低雙兒去追韋小寶，一陣間，就追到好近嘞。 + +99 +00:10:46,140 --> 00:10:54,529 +韋小寶喺亂石裏便東竄西走，嗰個病漢幾次要捉到佢嘞，都畀佢用神行百變嘅功夫走甩咗。 + +100 +00:10:55,482 --> 00:11:01,328 +嗰病漢笑住話：哈你捉匿匿，嘅本事都好叻㗎噃。 + +101 +00:11:02,372 --> 00:11:06,970 +韋小寶內力不足，跑咗咁耐嘞已經隔夜風爐都吹得着咯。 + +102 +00:11:07,588 --> 00:11:10,671 +知道再過一陣呢實畀佢捉到嘅，佢就話： + +103 +00:11:11,177 --> 00:11:16,567 +你，你捉我唔到嘅，而家輪到我捉你喇，你快啲走啦，我嚟捉你喇。 + +104 +00:11:17,136 --> 00:11:19,530 +講完就轉過身向個病漢撲過去。 + +105 +00:11:20,530 --> 00:11:27,481 +嗰個病漢騎騎聲咁笑，吖真係轉身就逃走噃，佢亦喺亂石堆裏便轉嚟轉去。 + +106 +00:11:28,332 --> 00:11:34,660 +韋小寶早就睇出佢嘅武功雖然係好高超啊，不過為人卻係癡癡呆呆。 + +107 +00:11:35,242 --> 00:11:39,268 +四十幾歲嘅年紀，做起事嚟呢仍然好似細佬哥噉嘅。 + +108 +00:11:40,042 --> 00:11:48,831 +不過佢喺亂石堆裏便忽來忽去，啱啱見到佢喺東邊唧，眨下眼，佢又喺西邊出現嘞，快到好似鬼怪噉。 + +109 +00:11:49,756 --> 00:11:56,024 +韋小寶又驚又佩服啊佢話：我一定要捉到你嘅，你，你你實走唔甩嘅。 + +110 +00:11:56,963 --> 00:12:02,868 +噉啊詐假意追佢，走到雙兒身邊，一下將佢抱起大聲噉叫話： + +111 +00:12:03,010 --> 00:12:06,226 +喂，我就算抱住一個人啊，我都追到你嘅。 + +112 +00:12:06,834 --> 00:12:14,644 +嗰個病漢哈哈大笑佢話：咦，咦你吹牛，你吹牛嘅，你吹牛嘅。 + +113 +00:12:15,576 --> 00:12:20,546 +韋小寶抱住雙兒詐假意追嗰個病漢，不過呢，越走就越遠。 + +114 +00:12:21,558 --> 00:12:27,197 +嗰個病漢話：你個豆丁，冇用嘅，邊度捉得到我吖？ + +115 +00:12:29,959 --> 00:12:31,757 +就向韋小寶逼近幾步嘞。 + +116 +00:12:32,201 --> 00:12:36,746 +韋小寶話：呢下仲捉唔到你，你咳到走唔逳喇。 + +117 +00:12:37,039 --> 00:12:38,994 +噉啊講完作狀向佢撲過去。 + +118 +00:12:39,999 --> 00:12:45,205 +嗰個伯爺婆喺遠處喝佢話：衰仔，你敢引我個仔咳吖嗱。 + +119 +00:12:45,578 --> 00:12:48,287 +嗤一聲，一粒石仔破空飛過嚟。 + +120 +00:12:48,944 --> 00:12:53,183 +石仔雖然係細啊，不過飛過嚟嘅聲音好得人驚嘅。 + +121 +00:12:53,955 --> 00:13:03,093 +韋小寶哎吖一聲，踎低身嚟躲避啦，不過慢咗一步，嗰粒石仔啊打中佢隻腳坳，成個𢴈喺處同雙兒趢埋一嚿。 + +122 +00:13:03,503 --> 00:13:06,073 +嗰伯爺婆話：捉過嚟。 + +123 +00:13:06,691 --> 00:13:13,171 +一名男僕走過嚟捉住韋小寶同雙兒嘅背心，扚到個伯爺婆面前，將佢哋掉喺地下。 + +124 +00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:17,696 +嗰個病漢騎騎聲咁笑，佢拍住手話： + +125 +00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:24,539 +咁冇用嘅，跌倒個大冬瓜喎，冇用嘅，冇用嘅。 + +126 +00:13:25,396 --> 00:13:33,461 +韋小寶又驚又嬲啊，只見徐天川、風際中等人都已經畀條長繩綁住，排成一串。 + +127 +00:13:34,391 --> 00:13:39,810 +一個使媽揸住條長繩，連吳之榮都綁喺嗰一串人嘅尾尾。 + +128 +00:13:40,762 --> 00:13:45,859 +每個人都耷頭耷腦眯埋雙眼，似乎，已經係失咗知覺。 + +129 +00:13:46,964 --> 00:13:56,211 +嗰個伯爺婆話：你個女仔女扮男裝，哼，你嘅分筋錯骨手，喺邊處學翻嚟㗎？ + +130 +00:13:56,952 --> 00:14:00,947 +嗰個男仔你嘅神行百變功夫係跟邊個學㗎？ + +131 +00:14:01,873 --> 00:14:03,796 +韋小寶吃咗一驚嘞佢諗： + +132 +00:14:04,521 --> 00:14:08,929 +呢個伯爺婆嘅眼光真係厲害嘞，知道我呢門功夫個名喎。 + +133 +00:14:09,980 --> 00:14:20,109 +諗到人哋竟然認到出嚟，噉即係自己嘅神行百變功夫，顯然已經練得頗為到家啦，又不禁有啲得意嘞，佢話： + +134 +00:14:20,642 --> 00:14:24,727 +咩神行百變喇？你話我會神行百變嘅功夫啊？ + +135 +00:14:25,784 --> 00:14:32,951 +嗰伯爺婆話：呸，你呢幾下狗跳唔似狗跳，蟹躝唔似蟹躝都算係神行百變咩？ + +136 +00:14:33,782 --> 00:14:35,372 +韋小寶坐起身嚟佢話： + +137 +00:14:35,937 --> 00:14:42,923 +係你自己講嘅係神行百變啫嘛又唔係我講嘅，我點知係神跳百變呢定係神躝百變啊？ + +138 +00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:52,763 +嗰個病漢拍手笑住話：你會神跳百變，又會神躝百變啊？哈，好得意啊。 + +139 +00:14:53,408 --> 00:14:56,354 +護低個身，喺韋小寶背上點咗一下。 + +140 +00:14:57,012 --> 00:15:03,756 +韋小寶覺得一股暖氣直透入身，痠麻嘅下肢當堂靈活翻嘞佢企起身話： + +141 +00:15:04,569 --> 00:15:07,056 +你解穴嘅本事好高明噃。 + +142 +00:15:07,785 --> 00:15:19,990 +嗰個病漢話：你快啲躝啦，誒躝翻一百樣變化出嚟，誒又要烏龜躝，又要蛤乸躝，噉先至係神躝百變㗎嘛。 + +143 +00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:26,023 +韋小寶話：我唔會神躝百變嘅，誒你如果會你躝畀我睇下啦。 + +144 +00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:28,114 +我都唔會啫。 + +145 +00:15:28,434 --> 00:15:39,614 +我阿爹話，武學大師呢，就唔淨止學人哋嘅，仲要能夠別出心裁，獨創一格，先至叫得上係大師㗎。 + +146 +00:15:39,783 --> 00:15:45,905 +阿爹啊，武學之中，誒有冇神躝百變呢門功夫㗎？ + +147 +00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:49,301 +嗰個伯爺公皺住眉頭擰擰頭。 + +148 +00:15:50,243 --> 00:15:51,799 +韋小寶對嗰個病漢話： + +149 +00:15:52,323 --> 00:15:59,444 +你係武學大師啦嘛，天下既然冇呢門功夫咯，你自己就創佢出嚟，立一個神躝門。 + +150 +00:16:00,558 --> 00:16:04,560 +説話都未講完，𦣇柚上已經捱咗伯爺婆一腳嘞。 + +151 +00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:07,042 +咪亂講一通啊。 + +152 +00:16:07,669 --> 00:16:11,207 +嗰個伯爺婆睇咗個仔一眼，啲表情啊有啲擔憂。 + +153 +00:16:11,949 --> 00:16:17,580 +似乎怕個仔聽呢個少年嘅慫恿，真係去創咩嘢神躝百變嘅新功夫。 + +154 +00:16:18,884 --> 00:16:22,102 +佢唔願個仔多想呢件事喇，又問韋小寶話： + +155 +00:16:22,756 --> 00:16:25,792 +你叫咩名啊？你嘅師父係邊個啊？ + +156 +00:16:26,543 --> 00:16:36,298 +韋小寶諗嘞：呢兩個老妖怪一個小妖怪，誒唔係唔係唔係，中妖怪，武功叻過頭，老子係鬥唔過佢哋嘅。 + +157 +00:16:37,318 --> 00:16:40,590 +好漢不吃眼前虧，只有呃下佢哋啦。 + +158 +00:16:41,017 --> 00:16:46,382 +老子如果冒充係吳三桂嘅朋友，估計佢哋就唔敢難為我㗎喇。 + +159 +00:16:47,452 --> 00:16:50,598 +佢向吳之榮擸咗一眼，靈機一動就話： + +160 +00:16:51,148 --> 00:16:56,363 +我姓吳，叫做吳之榮，字顯揚，揚州府高郵縣人氏。 + +161 +00:16:56,901 --> 00:16:59,848 +我個伯父平西王冇幾耐就會打到嚟北京㗎嘞。 + +162 +00:17:00,301 --> 00:17:04,678 +你哋如果得罪咗我呀，哼，平西王就會對你哋唔客氣㗎喇。 + +163 +00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:10,043 +嗰對老夫婦同嗰個病漢都十分驚訝，互相望咗一眼。 + +164 +00:17:10,772 --> 00:17:16,866 +嗰個病漢話：假嘅，平西王，點會有你，噉樣嘅侄呢？ + +165 +00:17:17,761 --> 00:17:19,974 +韋小寶話：點會係假嘅啫？ + +166 +00:17:20,533 --> 00:17:23,280 +平西王屋企嘅事你不妨一件件噉問我。 + +167 +00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:26,586 +只要我有一件講錯咯，你斬我個頭就係喇。 + +168 +00:17:27,390 --> 00:17:32,509 +好！我問你，平西王，最鐘意嘅係乜嘢？ + +169 +00:17:33,514 --> 00:17:35,697 +你話係嘢呢定係人啊？ + +170 +00:17:36,106 --> 00:17:38,871 +佢最鐘意嘅人呢，以前係陳圓圓。 + +171 +00:17:39,236 --> 00:17:47,662 +收尾陳圓圓年紀老喇，佢就鐘意一個叫做四面觀音嘅美人，而家呢佢最深愛嘅美人，叫做八面觀音。 + +172 +00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:55,847 +嗰個病漢話：美人，誒有咩好鐘意唧？我係話佢，最鐘意嘅嘢。 + +173 +00:17:57,240 --> 00:17:59,327 +哦你問佢鐘意嘅嘢係嘛？ + +174 +00:17:59,710 --> 00:18:03,043 +平西王呢有三件寶貝，佢係最鐘意㗎喇。 + +175 +00:18:03,558 --> 00:18:06,006 +第一，係一件白老虎皮； + +176 +00:18:06,281 --> 00:18:09,331 +第二，係一嚿雞蛋咁大嘅紅寶石； + +177 +00:18:09,660 --> 00:18:13,128 +第三，係一面老虎花紋嘅大理石屏風。 + +178 +00:18:14,068 --> 00:18:18,670 +哈哈，你，你你真係知道㗎噃，嗱你睇下啦。 + +179 +00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:27,032 +嗰個病漢解開衫紐，左手揸住長袍嘅大襟向外便一揚，就露出裏便着住嗰件皮裘。 + +180 +00:18:28,026 --> 00:18:31,857 +嗰件皮裘白底黑章，係白老虎皮做嘅。 + +181 +00:18:32,780 --> 00:18:41,620 +韋小寶十分奇怪嘞佢話：咦？呢件係平西王第一心愛嘅白老虎皮噃你你，你，你點偷翻嚟㗎？ + +182 +00:18:42,345 --> 00:18:49,468 +嗰個病漢得意洋洋噉話：咩咩偷翻嚟㗎，係平西王送畀我㗎。 + +183 +00:18:49,957 --> 00:18:51,323 +吖噉我就唔係點信咯。 + +184 +00:18:51,634 --> 00:18:53,574 +我聽我姐夫夏國相講。 + +185 +00:18:54,152 --> 00:18:56,796 +夏國相係你，姐夫咩？ + +186 +00:18:57,520 --> 00:19:03,602 +係定啦，係堂姐夫，我堂姐吳之吳之芳呢，係嫁畀佢做老婆嘅。 + +187 +00:19:03,780 --> 00:19:08,256 +我姐夫啊好會打仗㗎，係平西王麾下十大總兵之一。 + +188 +00:19:09,136 --> 00:19:10,200 +冇錯喇。 + +189 +00:19:10,538 --> 00:19:18,470 +平西王請我阿爹、我阿媽同埋我飲酒，我阿爹阿媽就唔去，我一個人去。 + +190 +00:19:18,817 --> 00:19:21,368 +平西親王呀，親自陪我。 + +191 +00:19:21,759 --> 00:19:24,001 +佢手下嗰十大總兵都嚟喇。 + +192 +00:19:24,312 --> 00:19:26,735 +你姐夫啊排喺第一個。 + +193 +00:19:27,082 --> 00:19:35,426 +梗係啦，仲有馬寶馬大哥、王屏藩王大哥、張國柱張大哥，佢哋都係頂呱呱嘅戰將，幾威風啊。 + +194 +00:19:36,301 --> 00:19:40,678 +你姐夫話，誒我呢件白老虎皮咩話？ + +195 +00:19:41,939 --> 00:19:45,604 +韋小寶有心啊討佢歡喜，就信口開河話： + +196 +00:19:46,284 --> 00:19:53,423 +我聽我姐夫講，當年陳圓圓最得寵嘅時候呢有一次佢受咗風寒，有啲傷風咳嗽。 + +197 +00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:59,260 +噉聽人話，只要攞呢件白老虎皮當被𢫏，𢫏咗三日就會好翻㗎嘞。 + +198 +00:19:59,722 --> 00:20:03,348 +噉佢就同吳同平西王攞呢件白老虎皮嘞噃。 + +199 +00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:09,542 +平西王話：借畀你𢫏幾日呢可以嘅，不過賜畀你就唔得喇。 + +200 +00:20:10,075 --> 00:20:13,503 +呢件白老虎皮呀，係天下最吉祥嘅寶貝。 + +201 +00:20:13,823 --> 00:20:19,541 +八百年先係出一隻白老虎，就算出咗嚟喇，你哋打佢唔到亦剝唔到皮啦。 + +202 +00:20:20,580 --> 00:20:26,530 +呢張白老虎皮擠喺屋企呀，邪鬼惡魔一見到，即刻就趯到遠遠。 + +203 +00:20:27,587 --> 00:20:35,012 +身上有病呢，亦唔使食藥，只要將白老虎皮當被𢫏，𢫏冇幾多日，就皮到病除喇。 + +204 +00:20:35,657 --> 00:20:40,199 +人哋賭牌九，左門叫做青龍，右門叫做白虎。 + +205 +00:20:41,044 --> 00:20:44,256 +青龍皮、白虎皮都係無價之寶啊噉。 + +206 +00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:51,407 +嗰個伯爺婆聽佢講得活靈活現，佢個仔有病，係佢唯一關心嘅事嘞。 + +207 +00:20:52,016 --> 00:20:59,168 +聽講白老虎皮當被𢫏可以治咳，噉雖然唔係點信啊，不過就盼望真係噉就好嘞。 + +208 +00:20:59,390 --> 00:21:05,998 +佢話：仔啊，平西王將呢件寶貝送咗畀你，你面子都唔細噃。 + +209 +00:21:06,371 --> 00:21:12,461 +你愛嚟做皮袍着真係聰明喇，如果呢件白虎皮真係能夠醫病。 + +210 +00:21:13,034 --> 00:21:16,419 +我又冇病一味提佢做咩嘢呢？ + +211 +00:21:17,117 --> 00:21:25,608 +係喇係喇，你生龍活虎一樣，嗱，呢幾個都係江湖好漢，畀你轉陀螺、耍流星，玩到不亦樂乎啊。 + +212 +00:21:26,378 --> 00:21:31,015 +嗰個病漢哈哈大笑，喺笑聲之中呢，夾住幾聲咳。 + +213 +00:21:31,792 --> 00:21:38,131 +嗰伯爺婆話：你夜晚瞓覺嘅時候，記得將件皮袍𢫏喺被上便噃。 + +214 +00:21:39,020 --> 00:21:41,036 +嗰個病漢擰轉頭唔理佢嘞。 + +215 +00:21:41,879 --> 00:21:46,278 +嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/188.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/188.srt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..bd133911f8a8fe9303b5ccf2bd138a6d1156e336 --- /dev/null +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/188.srt @@ -0,0 +1,883 @@ +1 +00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,928 +前文再續啊書接上一回。 + +2 +00:00:04,289 --> 00:00:11,190 +話說韋小寶冒充係吳三桂嘅侄，又講咩吳三桂屋企有邊三件寶貝啊噉。 + +3 +00:00:11,879 --> 00:00:13,922 +個伯爺公聽咗有啲信信地嘞。 + +4 +00:00:15,493 --> 00:00:22,468 +個伯爺公指一指風際中佢哋問韋小寶：佢哋都係平西王嘅手下？ + +5 +00:00:23,875 --> 00:00:34,558 +韋小寶諗嘞：我冒充係老漢奸嘅侄仔我就唔緊要噃，要徐三哥佢哋認係吳三桂嘅手下，噉佢哋點都唔䎺嘅。 + +6 +00:00:35,293 --> 00:00:39,765 +佢哋係硬骨頭吖嘛，聽下講説話嗰陣，露出咗馬腳就弊嘞。 + +7 +00:00:40,236 --> 00:00:43,540 +就話：唔係，佢哋都係我嘅手下。 + +8 +00:00:44,284 --> 00:00:48,859 +我哋聽講平西王起義，額駙同公主啊留喺北京走唔出嚟。 + +9 +00:00:49,512 --> 00:00:57,673 +吳應熊哥哥同我最傾得埋㗎嘞，我哋啊交情好好㗎，噉所以我啊帶埋呢批朋友想去北京救翻額駙出嚟啫嘛。 + +10 +00:00:58,056 --> 00:01:07,046 +呢件事雖然係好兇險啊，不過大家義氣為重，呢啲叫做赴湯蹈火在所不辭，明知係刀山劍林，亦都要去闖啊。 + +11 +00:01:07,981 --> 00:01:11,508 +呢幾句説話，真係講得慷慨激昂之至嘞。 + +12 +00:01:12,797 --> 00:01:20,754 +嗰個伯爺公岌一岌頭，行過去，雙手掹咗幾下，當堂將綁住風際中佢哋嘅長繩拉斷。 + +13 +00:01:21,554 --> 00:01:28,688 +跟住喺每人背心上便輕輕拍咗兩下，又推拿咗幾下，就解開咗各人被封嘅穴道。 + +14 +00:01:29,762 --> 00:01:33,006 +一名使媽又去解開雙兒綁住雙手嘅頭髮。 + +15 +00:01:34,393 --> 00:01:36,007 +嗰個伯爺公對韋小寶話： + +16 +00:01:37,214 --> 00:01:41,497 +淨係憑你一面之辭，亦唔能夠信得晒你嘅。 + +17 +00:01:42,322 --> 00:01:48,332 +呢件事牽連重大，你話係平西王嘅侄，有咩證據冇啊？ + +18 +00:01:49,413 --> 00:01:54,097 +大爺啊噉真係難嘞，我又唔能夠隨身帶埋老豆老母出嚟嘅。 + +19 +00:01:54,581 --> 00:02:01,497 +不如噉啦，我哋去北京見額駙，如果佢已經畀皇帝捉咗咯，我哋就去搵建寧公主。 + +20 +00:02:01,888 --> 00:02:06,457 +公主一定會同你哋講，我係貨真價實、童叟無欺嘅吳之榮嘅。 + +21 +00:02:07,816 --> 00:02:10,886 +佢諗住去到北京仲邊度到你亂嚟吖？ + +22 +00:02:11,197 --> 00:02:19,148 +就算真係畀佢哋扭住去搵建寧公主，自己就算係冒充天上嘅玉皇大帝，公主亦必定岌頭話係嘅。 + +23 +00:02:20,804 --> 00:02:25,163 +嗰個伯爺公同伯爺婆對望咗一眼，沉吟未決。 + +24 +00:02:25,983 --> 00:02:28,514 +韋小寶突然間想起嘞，佢就笑住話： + +25 +00:02:28,620 --> 00:02:37,576 +吖，有喇有喇，我身上有一封平西王寫畀我嘅家信，呢封信如果畀人哋見到呀，我就要滿門抄斬嘅。 + +26 +00:02:38,404 --> 00:02:41,890 +你哋既然係平西王個朋友咯，噉睇一睇亦唔緊要嘅。 + +27 +00:02:42,924 --> 00:02:48,302 +講完，喺懷內攞咗查伊璜假造嘅嗰封書信出嚟交畀伯爺公。 + +28 +00:02:49,551 --> 00:02:53,863 +嗰個伯爺公攞咗封信出嚟，喺沉沉暮色之中睇嘞噃。 + +29 +00:02:54,736 --> 00:03:02,460 +韋小寶仲怕佢哋唔懂噃，就解釋佢哋聽話斬白蛇唱大風歌嘅噉，係講朱元璋。 + +30 +00:03:03,237 --> 00:03:08,860 +佢唔解釋仲好噃，一解釋就錯，將劉邦個事講成係朱元璋。 + +31 +00:03:09,567 --> 00:03:14,910 +好在嗰個伯爺公伯爺婆正在定咗神噉睇封信，冇去留意佢講啲乜嘢唧。 + +32 +00:03:16,517 --> 00:03:21,251 +嗰個伯爺婆睇完信之後就話：噉係冇錯㗎喇。 + +33 +00:03:21,851 --> 00:03:27,921 +平西王要做漢高祖、明太祖，請佢去做張子房、劉伯温。 + +34 +00:03:28,459 --> 00:03:38,744 +二哥啊，平西王話起義係為咗復興明室，睇呢封信嘅口氣，哼，佢自己嘅志向都唔細噃。 + +35 +00:03:39,994 --> 00:03:44,369 +向韋小寶睇咗一眼就話：你年紀輕輕。 + +36 +00:03:44,973 --> 00:03:50,466 +個心梗係話：你呢個細佬哥，都配做張子房、劉伯温咩？ + +37 +00:03:51,962 --> 00:03:57,284 +嗰個伯爺公將封信褶翻好，入翻落信封，還畀韋小寶佢話： + +38 +00:03:57,853 --> 00:04:02,448 +果然係平西王嘅令侄，我哋先頭多多得罪喇。 + +39 +00:04:03,132 --> 00:04:06,697 +韋小寶笑住話：好話好啊，不知者不罪吖嘛。 + +40 +00:04:07,705 --> 00:04:17,824 +呢陣時徐天川佢哋都醒翻嘞，聽見韋小寶自稱係吳三桂嘅侄，對方呢又居然信噃，噉人人都非常詫異。 + +41 +00:04:18,773 --> 00:04:22,666 +不過素來都知道小香主詭計多端，就唔出聲。 + +42 +00:04:23,852 --> 00:04:34,988 +韋小寶個心諗：老子啊曾經對嗰個蒙古鬍鬚佬罕帖摩冒充係吳三桂個仔，連仔都做過喇，再去做一次侄仔有咩所謂呢？ + +43 +00:04:35,184 --> 00:04:40,413 +下次冒充係吳三桂嘅老豆，噉只要能夠翻本嘞，就唔蝕底嘅啦嘛。 + +44 +00:04:41,570 --> 00:04:44,127 +呢個時候，天色已經好昏暗嘞。 + +45 +00:04:45,109 --> 00:04:50,889 +眾人企喺荒郊之中，一陣陣寒風吹過嚟，嗰個病漢不停咁咳嗽。 + +46 +00:04:51,897 --> 00:04:55,442 +韋小寶問：請問大爺老太太貴姓啊？ + +47 +00:04:56,382 --> 00:04:59,190 +嗰伯爺婆話：我哋姓歸。 + +48 +00:05:00,251 --> 00:05:06,323 +韋小寶諗：好姓唔姓，走去姓個烏龜個龜都有嘅嗨真係笑話奇談嘞。 + +49 +00:05:07,843 --> 00:05:14,357 +其實人哋係姓福有攸歸個歸，歸來個歸，韋小寶唔識嘢搞錯晒唧。 + +50 +00:05:15,448 --> 00:05:17,418 +嗰個伯爺婆睇住個仔，佢話： + +51 +00:05:18,192 --> 00:05:24,530 +就天黑嘞，要搵笪地方投宿至得，其他嘅事慢慢再商量啦。 + +52 +00:05:25,157 --> 00:05:27,000 +韋小寶話：係咯係咯。 + +53 +00:05:27,115 --> 00:05:32,610 +先頭我喺山崗上便啊見到嗰便有啲炊煙嘅，好多屋㗎，我哋去嗰度借宿啦。 + +54 +00:05:33,934 --> 00:05:37,152 +講完，向莊家大屋方向指一指。 + +55 +00:05:38,162 --> 00:05:44,501 +其實呢處離開莊家大屋仲有成十幾里路，山丘阻隔，睇得見咩嘢炊煙吖？ + +56 +00:05:45,871 --> 00:05:50,780 +嗰個男僕拉咗兩匹馬嚟，畀病漢、伯爺公、伯爺婆坐。 + +57 +00:05:51,704 --> 00:05:57,361 +伯爺婆同病漢兩個人騎一匹馬，噉佢坐喺個仔後便，用手攬住佢。 + +58 +00:05:58,806 --> 00:06:04,926 +韋小寶佢哋都有馬騎嘅，就一齊上馬，噉四名僕人呢就行路去。 + +59 +00:06:06,159 --> 00:06:09,664 +行咗一陣，韋小寶對雙兒大聲話： + +60 +00:06:10,619 --> 00:06:20,140 +你騎住馬快啲去，睇下前面係市鎮呢定係村莊，搵一兩間大屋借宿，就快啲煲定熱水先，歸少爺要座翻熱啲參湯飲。 + +61 +00:06:20,460 --> 00:06:23,633 +噉大家有熱水洗腳，然後先至飲酒食飯。 + +62 +00:06:24,087 --> 00:06:25,452 +打賞多啲銀畀佢哋啦。 + +63 +00:06:26,298 --> 00:06:28,709 +佢講一句，雙兒就應一聲。 + +64 +00:06:29,452 --> 00:06:34,386 +佢喺懷內，扲出一錠銀，連埋一包蒙汗藥一齊遞畀雙兒。 + +65 +00:06:34,910 --> 00:06:37,061 +雙兒接咗就縱馬飛奔嘞。 + +66 +00:06:37,918 --> 00:06:45,588 +個伯爺婆好高興，韋小寶吩咐煲熱水，座翻熱啲參湯，顯然好啱佢心水。 + +67 +00:06:47,134 --> 00:06:50,736 +又行咗幾里路，雙兒騎馬跑翻嚟嘞，佢話： + +68 +00:06:51,039 --> 00:06:55,804 +相公啊，前便唔係市鎮又唔係村莊，係間大屋啊。 + +69 +00:06:56,333 --> 00:07:00,903 +屋裏便啲人話佢哋啲男人都出咗門喇，唔能夠接待人客喎。 + +70 +00:07:01,533 --> 00:07:04,025 +我畀銀過佢哋，佢哋亦唔肯要。 + +71 +00:07:04,718 --> 00:07:09,990 +韋小寶鬧佢話：正一蠢妹釘啊，理佢肯唔肯接待唧，我哋即管去就係喇。 + +72 +00:07:10,519 --> 00:07:11,142 +係。 + +73 +00:07:12,082 --> 00:07:20,290 +個伯爺婆話：我哋只係借宿一晚啫，佢屋企冇男人喺處，唔通我哋仲會搶咗佢、謀咗佢哋咩？ + +74 +00:07:21,454 --> 00:07:23,038 +噉一行人嚟到莊家。 + +75 +00:07:23,687 --> 00:07:35,840 +一名男僕行去敲門，敲咗好耐先至有個老年使媽出嚟開門，雙耳又撞聾，講極都講唔清楚，翻來覆去，只係話屋企冇男人喺處噉。 + +76 +00:07:36,684 --> 00:07:37,983 +嗰個病漢笑住話： + +77 +00:07:38,931 --> 00:07:44,534 +你屋企，冇男人啊？而家，唔係有好多男人嚟咗囉。 + +78 +00:07:44,872 --> 00:07:49,061 +一閃身，𨂾咗入去，將嗰個年老使媽逼埋一便。 + +79 +00:07:49,345 --> 00:07:52,076 +噉眾人跟住入去，喺大廳坐落。 + +80 +00:07:53,114 --> 00:08:03,133 +嗰伯爺婆話：張媽、孫媽，你哋去煲水煮飯啦，呢度嘅主人唔鐘意有人嚟㗎，一切我哋自己逳手就係喇。 + +81 +00:08:04,074 --> 00:08:07,042 +兩名使媽應咗，就去搵廚房嘞噃。 + +82 +00:08:08,203 --> 00:08:14,463 +徐天川以前係嚟過莊家大屋，噉收尾又聽韋小寶講起過其中嘅情形。 + +83 +00:08:15,735 --> 00:08:24,434 +眼見韋小寶花言巧語，將呢三個武功深不可測嘅大高手呃到嚟自投羅網個心啊好歡喜。 + +84 +00:08:25,253 --> 00:08:30,898 +就同埋眾兄弟坐喺石級嗰度，離開嗰個病漢同韋小寶遠遠，以免穿煲。 + +85 +00:08:32,391 --> 00:08:38,191 +嗰伯爺公指住吳之榮問：呢個嘴裏便流血嘅人係邊個啊？ + +86 +00:08:38,809 --> 00:08:50,144 +韋小寶話：呢個嘢係喺朝廷做官㗎，我哋喺半路撞見佢，怕佢走向官府出首告密，因此就割咗佢條脷啫嘛等佢唔講得出嘢咯。 + +87 +00:08:51,152 --> 00:09:02,022 +嗰個伯爺公當時離開好遠，不過就睇見，所以個心裏便呢一直有個疑問，而家聽韋小寶噉講，仍然有啲將信將疑啊。 + +88 +00:09:02,966 --> 00:09:08,303 +佢行到吳之榮面前問佢話：你係朝廷嘅官呀，係唔係啊？ + +89 +00:09:09,201 --> 00:09:12,690 +吳之榮啊已經痛到死去活來嘞，噉就岌下個頭。 + +90 +00:09:13,655 --> 00:09:19,750 +嗰個伯爺公又問：你知道人哋要造反，想去出首告密係唔係？ + +91 +00:09:20,681 --> 00:09:27,696 +吳之榮諗住要抵賴係唔得㗎嘞，只係望呢個伯爺公能夠救到自己條命，於是就猛咁岌頭。 + +92 +00:09:28,471 --> 00:09:38,181 +韋小寶話：佢係知道南方有一位手握兵權嘅武將要造反，呢位武將係姓吳嘅，造起反嚟呀就不得了嘅。 + +93 +00:09:39,064 --> 00:09:41,996 +嗰個伯爺公問吳之榮話：係唔係啊？ + +94 +00:09:42,605 --> 00:09:44,194 +吳之榮就猛咁岌頭。 + +95 +00:09:45,241 --> 00:09:49,603 +嗰個伯爺公就冇到懷疑嘞，對韋小寶又信多幾成。 + +96 +00:09:50,542 --> 00:09:52,516 +佢坐翻喺椅處問韋小寶話： + +97 +00:09:53,332 --> 00:09:57,053 +吳兄弟嘅武功，係邊位師父教㗎吓？ + +98 +00:09:58,121 --> 00:10:01,897 +我師父有好幾位，一二三啊總共係三位。 + +99 +00:10:02,093 --> 00:10:06,038 +不過我啊又笨又懶，咩功夫都冇學好呢。 + +100 +00:10:07,038 --> 00:10:12,798 +嗰個伯爺公諗：你武功冇學好，唔通我唔知道咩？ + +101 +00:10:14,005 --> 00:10:18,662 +但係對於佢嘅神行百變輕功，總係唔能夠唔問清楚嘅。 + +102 +00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:28,113 +雖然韋小寶所使嘅只係啲皮毛唧，不過身法步伐，確係神行百變上乘輕功無疑，噉佢又問： + +103 +00:10:28,983 --> 00:10:32,123 +你啲輕功，係同邊個學翻嚟㗎？ + +104 +00:10:33,134 --> 00:10:43,878 +韋小寶諗：佢硬係要問我輕功係邊個教嘅，必定係同我嗰位師太師父有仇㗎嘞，噉就唔講得㗎噃。 + +105 +00:10:45,231 --> 00:10:50,776 +佢係吳三桂一黨，多數同西藏喇嘛有交情嘅，得！ + +106 +00:10:51,710 --> 00:10:52,640 +於是佢就話： + +107 +00:10:53,461 --> 00:10:59,126 +有一位西藏大喇嘛叫做桑結，喺昆明平西王嘅五華宮裏便見到我。 + +108 +00:10:59,358 --> 00:11:07,030 +噉佢話我個武功太差喇，同人打交呢就打唔過人哋㗎喇，不如學啲逃走嘅法子啦噉，就教咗我幾日。 + +109 +00:11:07,306 --> 00:11:19,340 +我呀練得好辛苦啊，噉啊自以為好叻啦，點知一撞到你老公公、老婆婆，仲有呢位身強力壯、精神百倍嘅歸少爺，唉，我一啲都冇用喎。 + +110 +00:11:20,334 --> 00:11:28,534 +嗰個伯爺婆聽佢讚自己嘅仔身強力壯、精神百倍，真係比聽到咩嘢奉承嘅説話都要歡喜啊。 + +111 +00:11:29,332 --> 00:11:35,070 +不由得眉開眼笑，睇咗個仔幾眼，喺個心底處呀高興出嚟，佢話： + +112 +00:11:35,318 --> 00:11:39,393 +二哥啊，個仔呢幾日嘅精神都好好啊嚱？ + +113 +00:11:40,984 --> 00:11:52,182 +嗰個伯爺公輕輕岌下個頭，不過見個仔半醒半瞓噉挨喺張椅處，其實啊萎靡到極，個心，不由得難過嘞。 + +114 +00:11:53,043 --> 00:11:57,120 +佢對韋小寶話：哦原來係噉嘅噉就係喇。 + +115 +00:11:58,073 --> 00:12:02,902 +嗰個伯爺婆問：桑結點解會鐵劍門嘅輕功嘅呢？ + +116 +00:12:03,729 --> 00:12:09,223 +個伯爺公話：鐵劍門有個玉真子，喺西藏住過好耐嘅。 + +117 +00:12:10,539 --> 00:12:14,492 +哦，係喇，佢係木桑道長嘅師弟。 + +118 +00:12:14,732 --> 00:12:17,557 +多數係佢當年喺西藏傳咗畀人啦。 + +119 +00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:20,399 +個伯爺婆擰轉頭問雙兒話： + +120 +00:12:20,780 --> 00:12:24,640 +姑娘仔啊，你嘅武功又係跟邊個學㗎？ + +121 +00:12:25,209 --> 00:12:32,050 +一對老夫婦都定眼望實佢，似乎佢嘅師承來歷係件非常緊要嘅大事噉。 + +122 +00:12:32,940 --> 00:12:37,683 +雙兒畀兩個人睇到有啲心慌嘞佢就話：我，我。 + +123 +00:12:39,303 --> 00:12:42,534 +佢唔識講大話，唔知點樣回答先至好。 + +124 +00:12:43,112 --> 00:12:49,251 +韋小寶話：佢係我個丫鬟，嗰位桑結喇嘛，亦都指點過佢嘅武功嘅。 + +125 +00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:55,057 +嗰個伯爺公伯爺婆一齊擰頭，齊聲話：點都唔係。 + +126 +00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:58,057 +佢兩個嘅表情呀十分鄭重。 + +127 +00:12:58,992 --> 00:13:04,294 +呢個時候，嗰個病漢忽然間大聲咁咳，越咳越厲害。 + +128 +00:13:04,859 --> 00:13:08,060 +個伯爺婆連忙過去幫佢輕輕噉拍下背脊。 + +129 +00:13:09,020 --> 00:13:11,707 +個伯爺公呢，亦都擰轉頭望住個仔。 + +130 +00:13:12,702 --> 00:13:22,240 +兩名使媽喺廚房用個托盤托咗參湯同熱茶出嚟，企喺病漢前便，等佢咳完喇，服侍佢飲咗參湯。 + +131 +00:13:22,418 --> 00:13:26,681 +然後將茶杯分畀眾人，連徐天川佢哋都有一杯。 + +132 +00:13:27,813 --> 00:13:33,116 +嗰個伯爺公飲完茶，想話再問雙兒啦，見佢已經行咗入去後堂嘞。 + +133 +00:13:34,472 --> 00:13:37,767 +個伯爺公忽然噗聲企起身，問孫媽話： + +134 +00:13:38,514 --> 00:13:40,944 +沖茶嘅熱水喺邊處嚟㗎？ + +135 +00:13:41,834 --> 00:13:48,914 +韋小寶大吃一驚啊個心嘭嘭聲亂咁跳，佢諗：弊喇弊喇弊喇弊喇弊喇，呢個老而不知道喇。 + +136 +00:13:49,649 --> 00:13:53,360 +孫媽話：係我同張媽一齊煲嘅。 + +137 +00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:55,533 +用啲乜嘢水？ + +138 +00:13:56,451 --> 00:13:59,928 +孫媽話：就係廚房水缸裏便嗰啲水囉。 + +139 +00:14:00,470 --> 00:14:05,343 +張媽跟住話喇：我哋都仔細睇過喇，好乾淨。 + +140 +00:14:05,881 --> 00:14:10,564 +説話未完，轟楞轟楞兩聲，兩名男僕跌倒喺地暈咗嘞。 + +141 +00:14:11,653 --> 00:14:18,346 +嗰個伯爺婆跳起身，岌咗一岌，用隻手揞住個頭話：茶裏便有毒啊。 + +142 +00:14:19,453 --> 00:14:27,991 +徐天川等人並未飲茶，各人打個眼色，一齊𢴈低就詐假意暈咗，乒鈴乓唥，茶杯就跌到碎晒。 + +143 +00:14:28,844 --> 00:14:33,504 +韋小寶大叫一聲：哎吖！亦都𢴈咗喺地嚟，眯埋雙眼嘞。 + +144 +00:14:34,253 --> 00:14:39,929 +張媽同孫媽一齊話：水係我哋煲嘅，廚房裏便又冇第二個人嚟過。 + +145 +00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:44,193 +嗰伯爺婆話：水缸裏便嘅水落咗藥。 + +146 +00:14:44,576 --> 00:14:46,843 +仔啊仔，你覺得點樣啊？ + +147 +00:14:47,532 --> 00:14:51,675 +嗰個病漢話：都冇乜事啫，誒冇乜。 + +148 +00:14:52,066 --> 00:14:53,918 +個頭一側，亦都暈咗喇。 + +149 +00:14:54,652 --> 00:15:00,826 +孫媽話：參湯裏便又冇加水，啲參湯係我哋燉好咗帶嚟嘅。 + +150 +00:15:01,973 --> 00:15:07,619 +伯爺公話：隔水座翻熱啲參湯，水氣亦都會入去㗎。 + +151 +00:15:08,433 --> 00:15:14,175 +伯爺婆話：冇錯喇，阿仔嘅身子虛弱，噉，噉。 + +152 +00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:19,630 +佢連忙用手去摸下個病漢嘅額頭，手掌已經不停咁震嘞。 + +153 +00:15:20,774 --> 00:15:28,866 +嗰個伯爺公強運內息，壓住肚內藥力唔畀佢哋散發佢話：快啲去𢳂兩盆冷水嚟。 + +154 +00:15:29,914 --> 00:15:38,199 +張媽孫媽就冇飲茶，不過見到噉嘅情形，都嚇到慌晒，聽伯爺公吩咐嘞就連忙急急腳跑入去裏便。 + +155 +00:15:39,220 --> 00:15:42,630 +嗰伯爺婆話：呢間屋有古怪啊。 + +156 +00:15:43,461 --> 00:15:54,763 +因為佢身上冇帶兵器啊，就護低個身，去一名男僕腰間拔刀，一低頭，只覺得一陣天旋地轉，點都企唔穩喇，一跤就扽倒喺處。 + +157 +00:15:55,207 --> 00:15:58,893 +手指已經掂到刀柄嘞，不過已經冇力揸住嘞。 + +158 +00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:06,476 +嗰個伯爺公左手扶住耳拼，眯埋雙眼猛咁喘氣，個身體微微岌下岌下。 + +159 +00:16:07,511 --> 00:16:12,770 +韋小寶瞓喺地下偷偷噉睇下，見到雙兒帶咗一群女子出嚟。 + +160 +00:16:13,362 --> 00:16:20,180 +個伯爺公突然揮掌劈出去，將一名白衣女子打到飛出丈幾遠，撞冧咗張椅。 + +161 +00:16:20,977 --> 00:16:26,900 +徐天川等啊大聲呼喝，跳起身嚟衝到伯爺公前便，見到佢已經暈咗嘞。 + +162 +00:16:27,389 --> 00:16:32,116 +風際中用手指點咗佢嘅穴道，又點咗個伯爺婆同病漢嘅穴道。 + +163 +00:16:33,102 --> 00:16:38,151 +韋小寶跳起身哈哈大笑佢話：莊三少奶，你好吖嘛？ + +164 +00:16:38,472 --> 00:16:41,110 +向嗰個白衣女子躬身行禮。 + +165 +00:16:42,380 --> 00:16:47,113 +呢個女子，乃係莊家三少奶，佢連忙還禮佢話： + +166 +00:16:47,713 --> 00:16:53,690 +韋少爺，你捉到我哋嘅大仇人嚟，真係唔知點樣報答你先至係喇。 + +167 +00:16:54,089 --> 00:16:57,586 +老天有眼，等我哋大仇得報。 + +168 +00:16:58,282 --> 00:17:01,752 +韋少爺，請你過嚟見一見我哋嘅師父啦。 + +169 +00:17:02,633 --> 00:17:05,458 +噉啊帶佢行到一個黃衫女子前面。 + +170 +00:17:06,649 --> 00:17:12,558 +呢個黃衫女子，正在同一個女子按摩，佢係先頭畀嗰個伯爺公打傷嘅。 + +171 +00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:18,720 +嗰個傷者噁噉一聲，嘔咗一大啖鮮血出嚟，跟住又嘔一啖。 + +172 +00:17:19,549 --> 00:17:22,748 +嗰個黃衫女子微笑話：唔緊要喇。 + +173 +00:17:24,030 --> 00:17:26,253 +佢嘅聲音呀優美動聽。 + +174 +00:17:27,381 --> 00:17:33,764 +韋小寶見呢個女子嘅年紀已經唔輕嘞，不過聲音呢就好似少女一樣。 + +175 +00:17:34,542 --> 00:17:42,223 +佢頭上戴咗個金環，打大赤腳，腰間圍住一條繡花腰帶，裝束非常之奇特。 + +176 +00:17:43,117 --> 00:17:50,937 +頭髮就已經花白嘞，塊面呢，卻喺又白又嫩，只係眼角之間有唔少魚尾紋。 + +177 +00:17:52,040 --> 00:18:00,134 +噉到底有幾大年紀呢實在講唔出嘞，睇頭髮就已經有六十幾歲，容貌卻係不過三十歲上下唧。 + +178 +00:18:00,967 --> 00:18:06,149 +佢諗呢個人既然係三少奶嘅師父，噉啊即刻上前跪低叩頭佢話： + +179 +00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:09,129 +婆婆姐姐，韋小寶叩頭啊。 + +180 +00:18:09,962 --> 00:18:13,722 +嗰個女子笑住問：你呢個細路叫我做乜嘢嘩？ + +181 +00:18:14,499 --> 00:18:15,948 +韋小寶企翻起身話： + +182 +00:18:16,628 --> 00:18:20,434 +你係三少奶嘅師父，我應該叫你做婆婆至係嘅。 + +183 +00:18:20,842 --> 00:18:25,882 +不過睇你嘅相貌，至多不過做得我姐姐唧，所以就叫你做婆婆姐姐囉。 + +184 +00:18:26,950 --> 00:18:33,984 +嗰個女子咭咭聲咁笑，佢話：至多做你姐姐？唔通仲可以做你妹妹咩？ + +185 +00:18:34,584 --> 00:18:39,427 +吖，如果我喺隔籬聽你嘅聲音呀，噉啊要叫你做婆婆妹妹㗎喇。 + +186 +00:18:40,117 --> 00:18:42,519 +嗰個女子笑到個身都震晒佢話： + +187 +00:18:42,919 --> 00:18:49,024 +你呢個滑頭仔真係得意嘞，把口啊油腔滑調，真係會氹人歡喜嘅。 + +188 +00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:54,220 +唔怪得知連我嗰個歸師伯噉樣一個大英雄，都會領咗你嘢啦。 + +189 +00:18:55,432 --> 00:18:59,403 +佢呢句説話一講呀，眾人個個都大吃一驚啊。 + +190 +00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:06,464 +韋小寶指住嗰個伯爺公話：呢呢，呢個老公公係，係婆婆姐姐嘅師伯啊？ + +191 +00:19:07,006 --> 00:19:10,582 +梗係啦，我同佢老人家有四十年唔見嘞。 + +192 +00:19:11,155 --> 00:19:21,789 +初時仲認唔出嚟添噃，直到見到佢老人家出手，呢一掌雪橫秦嶺咁威猛，中原再冇第二個人使得出喇，噉先至知道係佢咋。 + +193 +00:19:22,499 --> 00:19:24,975 +哎呀既然係自己人噉點好啊？ + +194 +00:19:25,830 --> 00:19:27,577 +我都唔知點先至好啊。 + +195 +00:19:27,844 --> 00:19:30,926 +我師父知道呢件事呀，實鬧死我啫。 + +196 +00:19:31,876 --> 00:19:36,370 +佢見到有幾名媽姐揸住粗繩喺度等候，就笑住話喇： + +197 +00:19:37,433 --> 00:19:42,061 +你如果吩咐要綁人，噉你自己發號施令啦，唔關我事㗎。 + +198 +00:19:42,426 --> 00:19:49,172 +師伯我係唔敢綁嘅，不過如果唔綁，佢老人家醒咗之後我啊打佢唔過嘅。 + +199 +00:19:49,429 --> 00:19:51,595 +小弟弟，你打唔打得過佢啊？ + +200 +00:19:52,452 --> 00:19:56,261 +韋小寶好歡喜啊佢話：我啊更加打唔過啦。 + +201 +00:19:56,970 --> 00:20:02,377 +佢知道佢噉講呢，只係要擺脱關係，一啲都冇回護師伯嘅意思。 + +202 +00:20:03,041 --> 00:20:04,503 +就向徐天川佢哋話： + +203 +00:20:05,380 --> 00:20:08,792 +呢幾個人同吳三桂係一黨嘅，唔係好人。 + +204 +00:20:09,023 --> 00:20:12,870 +我哋天地會綁起佢，同婆婆姐姐一啲都冇關係嘅。 + +205 +00:20:14,224 --> 00:20:21,752 +徐天川佢哋先頭畀個病漢戲弄，實在係生平從來未試過嘅奇恥大辱，早就嬲到不得了嘞。 + +206 +00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:28,403 +咪即刻接過繩索，將伯爺公、伯爺婆、病漢同兩個男僕都綁到實一實。 + +207 +00:20:29,713 --> 00:20:34,740 +嗰個黃衫女子問：歸師伯點解會同吳三桂係一黨嘅呢？ + +208 +00:20:35,563 --> 00:20:37,256 +你哋又點解打起上嚟㗎？ + +209 +00:20:38,422 --> 00:20:42,990 +韋小寶於是將同嗰個伯爺公喺飯店相遇嘅情形講咗。 + +210 +00:20:43,608 --> 00:20:47,817 +徐天川佢哋畀嗰個病漢戲弄呢一段呢，自不然係唔講啦。 + +211 +00:20:48,390 --> 00:20:52,214 +佢只係話呢個肺癆鬼武功厲害大家唔係佢敵手噉唧。 + +212 +00:20:53,041 --> 00:20:58,409 +嗰個女子話：歸小師弟條命，仲係我師父救翻嚟嘅啫嘛。 + +213 +00:20:59,397 --> 00:21:05,917 +佢自細就有重病，到而家身子仲係唔好，佢係歸師伯夫婦嘅命根啊。 + +214 +00:21:07,156 --> 00:21:12,524 +歸師伯為人好正派㗎，點解會同吳三桂嗰個大漢奸係一黨呢？ + +215 +00:21:13,310 --> 00:21:16,170 +如果真係噉樣，我師父就唔鬧得我喇。 + +216 +00:21:17,088 --> 00:21:20,479 +聽佢噉講，似乎對師父認真怕得厲害啊。 + +217 +00:21:21,314 --> 00:21:28,326 +韋小寶話：邊個幫吳三桂就該殺，你師父知道咗呢件事呀仲會大大噉稱讚你添噃。 + +218 +00:21:28,963 --> 00:21:29,708 +係咩？ + +219 +00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:37,170 +嗰個女子睇住嗰個伯爺公伯爺婆，諗咗一陣，又行過去探一下嗰個病漢嘅鼻息，佢話： + +220 +00:21:38,254 --> 00:21:46,977 +三少奶，等陣我師伯醒翻嘅時候，實會大發脾氣嘅，我哋又唔能夠殺咗佢，不如噉啦。 + +221 +00:21:47,780 --> 00:21:51,950 +嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/189.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/189.srt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..c435ba483a7cac794eef2be46bb6df822fdc8c85 --- /dev/null +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/189.srt @@ -0,0 +1,795 @@ +1 +00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,917 +前文再續啊書接上一回啊。 + +2 +00:00:04,123 --> 00:00:14,978 +話住嗰個黃衫女子話：三少奶，等陣我師伯醒翻嘅時候，實會大發脾氣嘅，我哋又唔能夠殺咗佢不如噉啦。 + +3 +00:00:15,814 --> 00:00:22,663 +等佢哋留喺呢度，我哋大家鬆人，等佢哋永遠都唔知道畀邊個綁住嘅你話好唔好啊？ + +4 +00:00:23,752 --> 00:00:27,700 +三少奶話：師父吩咐點就點啦。 + +5 +00:00:28,992 --> 00:00:40,082 +但係諗起喺呢度住咗咁多年，突然間立刻要走，個心固然係唔捨得啦，又覺得咁多嘢搬遷唔容易，不禁面有難色。 + +6 +00:00:41,102 --> 00:00:50,393 +一個白衣老婦人話：仇人已經捉到喇，我哋去祭過各位相公，靈位就可以焚化喇。 + +7 +00:00:50,686 --> 00:00:53,642 +三少奶話：婆婆講得啱啊。 + +8 +00:00:54,471 --> 00:00:58,946 +於是眾人嚟到靈堂，將吳之榮拉過嚟，跪喺地下。 + +9 +00:01:00,166 --> 00:01:05,163 +三少奶喺供桌上便攞咗一部書嚟，搦到吳之榮面前佢話： + +10 +00:01:05,871 --> 00:01:09,437 +吳大人，呢部係咩書你梗認得㗎？ + +11 +00:01:10,244 --> 00:01:13,483 +吳之榮對呢一部書早就睇到滾瓜爛熟。 + +12 +00:01:14,242 --> 00:01:25,816 +一見呢部書嘅厚薄、大小、冊數，就知道係自己賴以升官發財嘅明史，再睇下題簽，果然係明書輯略，就岌一岌頭。 + +13 +00:01:26,424 --> 00:01:34,554 +三少奶又話：你再睇清楚啲，呢度拜嘅英靈，當年你都係認得嘅。 + +14 +00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:59,131 +吳之榮定眼睇下靈牌上面嘅名字，只見一塊塊靈牌上面寫嘅名字係莊允城、莊廷鑨、李令晰、程維藩、李煥、王兆楨、茅元錫，等等等等一百幾塊靈牌上嘅名字，個個都係因為自己舉報告密，為明史一案而被朝廷處死嘅。 + +15 +00:02:00,171 --> 00:02:04,833 +吳之榮只係睇咗八九個名，已經係魂飛天外喇。 + +16 +00:02:05,550 --> 00:02:15,213 +佢條脷畀韋小寶割咗，流血不止，本來已經死咗幾成㗎喇，而家全身冇力坐喺地下嚟成個人滴滴咁震。 + +17 +00:02:16,190 --> 00:02:22,578 +三少奶話：你為咗貪圖功名富貴，害死咗咁多人。 + +18 +00:02:23,378 --> 00:02:32,972 +列位相公，有啲喺牢獄裏便飽受折磨而死，有啲慘遭凌遲，身受千刀萬剮之苦。 + +19 +00:02:34,003 --> 00:02:38,763 +我哋如果唔係好彩得到師父搭救，亦早就畀你害死喇。 + +20 +00:02:39,602 --> 00:02:43,981 +今日如果一刀殺咗你，未免太過便宜咗你嘞。 + +21 +00:02:44,910 --> 00:02:52,460 +只不過我哋做事唔似你哋咁殘忍，你想死得痛快，就自己作個了斷啦。 + +22 +00:02:53,294 --> 00:02:59,507 +講完，解咗佢身上嘅穴道，哐一聲，將一把短刀拋喺地下。 + +23 +00:03:00,881 --> 00:03:08,609 +吳之榮周身滴滴震，執起把刀，不過要佢自殺佢又邊處有呢啲勇氣呢？ + +24 +00:03:09,125 --> 00:03:17,470 +突然間轉身，就想衝出去逃命咯噃，只係𨂾咗一步唧，見到幾十個白衣女子擋住前便。 + +25 +00:03:18,332 --> 00:03:24,767 +佢喉嚨嗬嗬嗬噉幾聲，噼啪噉𢴈低喺處，扭曲咗幾下，就逳都唔逳嘞。 + +26 +00:03:26,116 --> 00:03:34,907 +三少奶摱轉佢個身，見佢呼吸已經停咗，滿面鮮血，擘大雙眼，神情可怖，佢就話： + +27 +00:03:35,742 --> 00:03:39,673 +惡有惡報，呢個奸賊終於死咗喇。 + +28 +00:03:40,513 --> 00:03:49,996 +喺靈前跪低佢話：列位相公，你哋大仇得報，在天之靈，請安息啦。 + +29 +00:03:50,992 --> 00:03:54,459 +眾女子一齊趴喺地下處，嚎啕痛哭。 + +30 +00:03:55,570 --> 00:03:58,742 +韋小寶同天地會群雄都喺靈前行禮。 + +31 +00:03:59,222 --> 00:04:03,021 +嗰個黃衫女子啊企埋一便，皺住眉頭唔出聲。 + +32 +00:04:04,019 --> 00:04:09,654 +眾女子哭泣咗一陣，又一齊向韋小寶叩頭多謝佢捉到仇人返嚟。 + +33 +00:04:09,885 --> 00:04:14,869 +韋小寶連忙叩頭還禮佢話：一件小事啫，何必客氣吖。 + +34 +00:04:15,260 --> 00:04:19,587 +誒如果你哋仲有咩仇人，講畀我聽得喇，我再去同你捉翻嚟就係喇。 + +35 +00:04:20,552 --> 00:04:29,477 +三少奶話：奸相鰲拜係韋少爺親手殺咗喇，吳之榮，已經由韋少爺捉嚟處死。 + +36 +00:04:29,887 --> 00:04:34,044 +我哋嘅大仇已經報晒啦，再冇仇人喇。 + +37 +00:04:35,224 --> 00:04:38,470 +噉眾女子啊撤咗靈位，火化靈牌。 + +38 +00:04:39,616 --> 00:04:48,280 +嗰個黃衫女子見到佢哋繁文縟節，做完呢樣又做嗰樣，唔耐煩起嚟，就行出去睇下被擒嗰啲人嘞噃。 + +39 +00:04:49,503 --> 00:04:56,872 +韋小寶同天地會群雄跟埋出去，只見嗰個伯爺公、伯爺婆、病漢都仲未醒。 + +40 +00:04:58,092 --> 00:05:00,144 +嗰黃衫女子微微笑話： + +41 +00:05:00,780 --> 00:05:05,046 +細佬哥，你要放毒害人呢要認真學下至得喇。 + +42 +00:05:06,051 --> 00:05:11,563 +韋小寶話：係啊係啊，晚輩放藥迷人實在係冇法子嘅啫。 + +43 +00:05:11,767 --> 00:05:17,234 +佢哋武功啊太過強嘞，我如果唔使個詭計，實畀人扭斷自己條頸啫。 + +44 +00:05:17,888 --> 00:05:22,233 +噉嘅下流手段，江湖上嘅好漢英雄係好睇唔起嘅。 + +45 +00:05:22,464 --> 00:05:24,286 +我知錯喇下次唔敢嘞。 + +46 +00:05:25,283 --> 00:05:34,867 +咩上流下流唧？殺人就係殺人，用刀係殺人，用拳頭係殺人，放毒用藥，又唔係一樣殺人？ + +47 +00:05:35,704 --> 00:05:38,249 +江湖上嘅英雄好漢睇唔起啊？ + +48 +00:05:38,593 --> 00:05:40,802 +哼，邊個要佢睇得起啊？ + +49 +00:05:41,122 --> 00:05:49,950 +呢，好似嗰個吳之榮啊，佢同朝廷告密，殺咗幾千幾百人，佢亦冇用毒藥啊，唔通就應該睇得起佢咯噃？ + +50 +00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:57,733 +呢番説話，句句都使到韋小寶喺個心底處歡喜出嚟，不禁眉開眼笑佢話： + +51 +00:05:58,097 --> 00:06:02,132 +婆婆姐姐啊，你呢番説話，真係啱到冇得再啱喇。 + +52 +00:06:02,683 --> 00:06:09,823 +我細個嗰陣時啊，幫人哋手打交，用石灰糝敵人雙眼就幫佢打贏咗交，救翻佢條命啦。 + +53 +00:06:09,890 --> 00:06:16,945 +哈，你估點啊？嗰個人呀反而話我係用下三濫嘅手段，仲出力噉摑咗我一巴添。 + +54 +00:06:17,620 --> 00:06:21,484 +可惜嗰陣時婆婆姐姐唔喺身邊唧，否則教訓下佢就好嘞。 + +55 +00:06:23,072 --> 00:06:27,376 +不過你向我歸師伯放毒，我都要出力摑你幾巴啫。 + +56 +00:06:27,697 --> 00:06:30,983 +哎呀唔好啊唔好啊，嗰陣時我唔知道佢係你師伯㗎嘛。 + +57 +00:06:32,210 --> 00:06:39,659 +如果你知道佢係我師伯，佢又要扭斷你條頸，你有毒藥喺手嚟噉你放唔放毒嚟迷佢呢？ + +58 +00:06:40,296 --> 00:06:44,480 +呵呵呵，條命咁緊要，噉都唯有得罪佢喇。 + +59 +00:06:45,997 --> 00:06:47,399 +噉就算你老實啦。 + +60 +00:06:48,079 --> 00:06:52,222 +人哋要攞你條命，你又點能夠唔攞人哋條命先呢？ + +61 +00:06:52,922 --> 00:06:56,383 +我話要摑你幾巴，皆因你太過唔識嘢喇。 + +62 +00:06:57,044 --> 00:07:03,199 +人哋係大名鼎鼎嘅神拳無敵歸辛樹歸二爺，功力幾咁深厚啊。 + +63 +00:07:03,826 --> 00:07:11,690 +你想攞呢啲食咗頭又唔會暈、眼又唔會花嘅狗屁蒙汗藥嚟迷佢，佢老人家當係胡椒粉啦。 + +64 +00:07:12,663 --> 00:07:14,014 +不過佢，佢。 + +65 +00:07:14,739 --> 00:07:23,053 +你呢啲唔出得場面嘅蒙汗藥撈埋喺茶裏便，人哋八十年嘅老江湖啊，會糊糊塗塗噉就飲咗落去㗎喇？ + +66 +00:07:24,202 --> 00:07:30,805 +你嗰啲係開黑店嘅流氓賊仔嘅次貨，要落毒，就要落第一流嘅。 + +67 +00:07:31,548 --> 00:07:35,361 +啊原來，原來婆婆姐姐同我換咗第一流嘅。 + +68 +00:07:36,314 --> 00:07:43,866 +亂講啦，我冇換啊，歸師伯佢哋自己攰喇，頭痛發燒，暈咗之嘛同我有咩關係啊？ + +69 +00:07:44,610 --> 00:07:51,708 +一個係肺癆鬼，兩個係八十幾歲嘅老公公老婆婆，忽然之間自己暈咗喇有咩稀奇唧？ + +70 +00:07:52,364 --> 00:07:57,265 +佢把口就講得一本正經啊，之眼光之中就露出頑皮嘅神氣。 + +71 +00:07:58,212 --> 00:08:02,926 +韋小寶知道佢怕日後師父知道咗責罵佢，所以就唔認唧。 + +72 +00:08:03,477 --> 00:08:06,317 +個心呀對呢個女子真係講唔出咁佩服。 + +73 +00:08:07,083 --> 00:08:14,062 +突然間佢跪喺地下佢話：婆婆姐姐，我拜你為師，你收咗我呢個徒弟啦，我叫你做師父姐姐。 + +74 +00:08:15,233 --> 00:08:20,934 +嗰個女子咭咭聲咁笑，伸出隻右手，將手掌晾住佢下爬底。 + +75 +00:08:21,661 --> 00:08:26,108 +韋小寶只覺得個下爬底下有件嘢好硬嘅絕對唔係人手。 + +76 +00:08:26,726 --> 00:08:36,435 +耷低頭一睇，嘩，大吃一驚啊，只見嗰件嘢，竟然係一個黑卒卒嘅鐵鈎，鈎尖好利嘅閃閃發光。 + +77 +00:08:37,340 --> 00:08:40,424 +嗰個女子笑住話：你再睇清楚啲。 + +78 +00:08:41,112 --> 00:08:48,686 +左手捋起右手嘅衫袖，露上一段雪白嘅上臂，但係喺手腕嗰處呢斷咗，冇手掌。 + +79 +00:08:49,330 --> 00:08:52,389 +嗰隻鐵鈎，竟然係安裝喺手腕上便。 + +80 +00:08:53,436 --> 00:09:00,423 +嗰個女子話：你要做我嘅徒弟噉亦無不可，你而家割咗隻手掌我同你安隻鐵鈎啦。 + +81 +00:09:01,712 --> 00:09:08,250 +呢個黃衫女子啊，就係當年天下聞名嘅五毒教教主何鐵手嘞。 + +82 +00:09:09,138 --> 00:09:13,920 +收尾拜咗袁承志為師，改咗個名叫做何惕守。 + +83 +00:09:14,883 --> 00:09:19,273 +明朝亡咗之後，佢就跟埋袁承志走咗去海外。 + +84 +00:09:19,988 --> 00:09:28,576 +嗰年奉師命嚟中原辦事，無意之中就救咗莊家三少奶等一班寡婦，咪教咗佢哋一啲武藝。 + +85 +00:09:29,250 --> 00:09:46,213 +呢次又嚟到嘞啱啱遇到雙兒攞咗蒙汗藥嚟，噉講起情況，佢雖然唔知道對方係咩人啊，不過武功既然係咁高強，平常蒙汗藥啊絕無用處嘅，於是另外用啲藥物放入水缸裏便。 + +86 +00:09:47,499 --> 00:09:55,060 +何惕守使毒嘅本領世上無雙，自從歸華山派之後，唔玩呢樣嘢好耐嘞。 + +87 +00:09:55,914 --> 00:10:03,794 +忽然見到有人要喺水缸裏便放毒喎，不禁手痕起嚟，牛刀小試，天下邊個人能夠頂得住呢？ + +88 +00:10:04,461 --> 00:10:16,019 +如果唔係，歸辛樹內力深厚，仲喺佢師父袁承志之上嘅，韋小寶呢包同御前侍衞攞嚟嘅平常蒙汗藥，點樣迷得佢倒吖？ + +89 +00:10:16,972 --> 00:10:27,767 +嗰個病漢叫做歸鐘，佢喺娘胎之中就已經得病嘞，本來係絕難養大嘅，收尾食咗珍貴到極嘅靈藥，噉先至保翻條命。 + +90 +00:10:27,998 --> 00:10:33,441 +但係身體腦力，都已經受咗損害，始終唔能夠好似常人咁壯健。 + +91 +00:10:34,215 --> 00:10:45,171 +歸辛樹夫婦啊只有呢個獨子，愛佢仲緊要過自己條命，因為佢自細病苦纏綿啊，不免過分嬌寵，失咗管教。 + +92 +00:10:45,851 --> 00:10:54,193 +歸鐘雖然學咗一身高強武功，但係人到中年，個心智性情呢，仲係好似八九歲嘅細佬哥一樣嘅。 + +93 +00:10:55,577 --> 00:11:04,557 +何惕守落藥嘅時候，唔知道對方係邊個，等到發覺竟然係歸師伯一家，不由得心中惴惴不安。 + +94 +00:11:05,388 --> 00:11:09,356 +不過事情到咗噉嘅地步咯，唯有置之度外啦。 + +95 +00:11:10,226 --> 00:11:16,203 +而家聽見韋小寶講説話嘅時候咁討人歡喜，對佢又非常之鐘意，個心諗： + +96 +00:11:16,683 --> 00:11:21,374 +喺域外海島之上，邊度有咁伶俐頑皮嘅少年啦？ + +97 +00:11:22,484 --> 00:11:32,430 +韋小寶聽講要割咗一隻手去先至拜得佢為師，攞隻手掌睇下，又怕手痛又唔捨得，神情就好躊躇嘞。 + +98 +00:11:33,202 --> 00:11:38,720 +何惕守笑住話：師父係唔使你拜喇，我亦冇時間教功夫畀你。 + +99 +00:11:39,488 --> 00:11:48,634 +我有一件非常好玩嘅暗器就送咗畀你啦，免致你嘅心一味嗌唔抵，白白叩咗頭，又叫咗一陣師父姐姐。 + +100 +00:11:49,670 --> 00:11:52,416 +師父姐姐唔會白白噉叫嘅。 + +101 +00:11:52,700 --> 00:12:01,112 +你就係唔教功夫畀我，唔畀嘢過我，好似你咁美貌嘅姑娘呀，我叫多幾聲師父姐姐個心都好快活㗎。 + +102 +00:12:01,976 --> 00:12:09,504 +何惕守咭咭聲咁笑佢話：你隻馬騮仔吖油嘴滑舌，同你婆婆冇上冇下噉亂講。 + +103 +00:12:11,202 --> 00:12:16,746 +佢係苗族嘅女子，對於漢人嘅禮法規矩向來都唔放喺心上嘅。 + +104 +00:12:17,592 --> 00:12:25,993 +韋小寶讚佢美貌，佢不但唔怪韋小寶啊，反而好開心添，就笑住話：馬騮仔，你再叫一聲啦。 + +105 +00:12:26,812 --> 00:12:28,711 +姐姐，好姐姐。 + +106 +00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:31,470 +哎呀你越嚟越唔似樣嘞。 + +107 +00:12:32,323 --> 00:12:40,466 +突然左手揦住佢後頸將佢扚喺左側，跟住聽見嗤嗤嗤三聲，枱上三支燭火當堂熄滅。 + +108 +00:12:41,084 --> 00:12:46,082 +對面木板牆上便，噼噼啪啪，好似落大雨噉響咗一陣。 + +109 +00:12:46,625 --> 00:12:50,177 +韋小寶又驚又喜就問：呢啲係咩暗器啊？ + +110 +00:12:50,892 --> 00:12:52,342 +你自己去睇下啦。 + +111 +00:12:52,511 --> 00:12:54,030 +噉啊鬆手放佢落地。 + +112 +00:12:55,050 --> 00:12:59,607 +韋小寶喺茶几上面攞咗個燭台，哄埋去板牆上面睇下。 + +113 +00:13:00,296 --> 00:13:06,960 +只見幾十口亮閃閃嘅鋼針，都深深噉釘入去板墻，佢佩服到極啊就話： + +114 +00:13:07,342 --> 00:13:11,463 +姐姐，你逳都冇逳，點樣發射咗咁多鋼針嘅？ + +115 +00:13:11,899 --> 00:13:14,634 +呢種暗器啊，天下有邊個避得過啊？ + +116 +00:13:15,482 --> 00:13:25,128 +何惕守笑住話：當年我曾經用呢種含沙射影暗器射我師父，佢就避過咗，一眼針都射佢唔中。 + +117 +00:13:25,852 --> 00:13:30,357 +不過除咗我師父之外，避得過嘅，都怕冇幾多個唧。 + +118 +00:13:31,492 --> 00:13:35,742 +你師父啊實係要你試下嚟射佢，有咗防備先啫嘛。 + +119 +00:13:35,964 --> 00:13:43,207 +如果突然之間射出去呀，佢老人家武功更強啊，呢種來無影去無蹤嘅暗器，佢又點樣避得到啊？ + +120 +00:13:44,472 --> 00:13:49,022 +嗰個時候，我同師父係對頭，正在惡鬥緊。 + +121 +00:13:49,533 --> 00:13:53,468 +佢唔係叫我試下射佢，事前完全唔知道㗎。 + +122 +00:13:53,863 --> 00:13:59,261 +唔怪得知啦，你師父正在全神貫注噉防備你噉先至避開咗啫嘛。 + +123 +00:13:59,706 --> 00:14:04,344 +如果你嗰陣時候向東便一指，擰轉頭一睇就話：咦？邊個嚟啊？ + +124 +00:14:04,789 --> 00:14:10,220 +你師父必定向東便睇一眼㗎，噉嗰陣時你忽然間發射，我睇呀，非中不可。 + +125 +00:14:11,348 --> 00:14:14,009 +唉，或者你講得啱啦。 + +126 +00:14:14,871 --> 00:14:20,917 +呢啲鋼針上便餵咗劇毒，我師父嗰陣時如果避唔開就已經死咗嘞。 + +127 +00:14:21,335 --> 00:14:23,562 +嗰陣時，我唔想殺佢。 + +128 +00:14:24,452 --> 00:14:28,022 +哦，你個心鐘意咗師父呢係咪呢？ + +129 +00:14:28,706 --> 00:14:31,525 +何惕守塊面微微一紅呸咗佢一聲就話： + +130 +00:14:32,049 --> 00:14:34,223 +邊度係呢，你唔好亂講添噃。 + +131 +00:14:34,910 --> 00:14:38,356 +畀我師娘聽見咗，實割咗你半條脷啫。 + +132 +00:14:39,174 --> 00:14:46,807 +韋小寶就萬萬諗唔到，嗰陣時何惕守所暗中鐘意嘅，卻係呢個女扮男裝嘅師娘啊。 + +133 +00:14:48,342 --> 00:14:56,687 +少年往事突然間湧上心頭，雖然已經事隔幾十年喇，何惕守塊面，仲係不禁發燒啊。 + +134 +00:14:58,057 --> 00:15:06,681 +佢攞出兩隻鹿皮嘅手指套，戴喺左手嘅手指公同埋食指上便，將板牆上嘅鋼針一眼眼拔翻落嚟。 + +135 +00:15:07,246 --> 00:15:14,769 +噉跟住喺衣襟裏便，解咗一條鐵帶出嚟，帶上面裝住一個鐵盒，盒蓋上面有好多窿仔嘅。 + +136 +00:15:15,923 --> 00:15:19,352 +韋小寶恍然大悟，拍住手噉話： + +137 +00:15:19,663 --> 00:15:24,982 +姐姐啊，呢種暗器啊真係巧妙喇，原來你裝咗喺件衫裏便嘅。 + +138 +00:15:25,507 --> 00:15:30,030 +只要一撳鐵帶上面嘅機關，鐵盒裏便就射啲鋼針出去喇。 + +139 +00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:38,748 +韋小寶諗住佢應承送一件暗器畀自己，多數就係呢件喇，不禁心花怒放啊。 + +140 +00:15:39,838 --> 00:15:47,058 +何惕守微笑話：無論幾咁厲害嘅暗器，發射嘅時候總係要靠手力準頭嘅。 + +141 +00:15:47,649 --> 00:15:54,335 +你武功太過差嘞，除呢種含沙射影之外，其他嘅暗器畀你都冇用嘅。 + +142 +00:15:55,691 --> 00:16:07,123 +於是將鋼針一眼眼插翻入去鐵盒裏便，噉啊要韋小寶捋起長袍，將鐵帶綁喺佢身上，鐵盒係喺正心口，噉啊教咗佢撳機關嘅方法。 + +143 +00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:12,447 +又傳咗配製針上面毒藥同埋解藥嘅藥方，佢話： + +144 +00:16:13,300 --> 00:16:19,151 +盒裏便嘅鋼針，總共可以用五次，用完之後，就要加翻落去㗎喇。 + +145 +00:16:19,675 --> 00:16:23,447 +我師父一再叮囑，千祈唔好誤殺無辜啊。 + +146 +00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:34,229 +呢種暗器本來係餵咗劇毒嘅，不過而家餵嘅呢，就唔係要攞人條命嘅毒藥，只係叫人中咗之後，又麻又癢，全身都冇力嘅啫。 + +147 +00:16:34,767 --> 00:16:36,923 +但係你仍然唔好亂咁使啊。 + +148 +00:16:37,657 --> 00:16:41,352 +韋小寶千應承萬應承，又再跪低拜謝。 + +149 +00:16:42,550 --> 00:16:46,426 +何惕守話：你將佢哋三位扶起坐翻好啦。 + +150 +00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:51,400 +韋小寶應咗，噉啊先將歸辛樹扶起坐翻落張椅處。 + +151 +00:16:51,996 --> 00:17:00,562 +又去扶歸鐘嘅時候，碰到佢腰間圓轱轆好似有個葫蘆噉，噉啊拉起佢長袍一睇，係個革囊。 + +152 +00:17:01,392 --> 00:17:07,410 +韋小寶一時好奇，拉開革囊上面嘅皮繩一睇，突然間大叫起嚟： + +153 +00:17:07,552 --> 00:17:12,293 +哎吖！係個死人頭啊，佢，佢，佢睩大雙眼喺度睇住我啊。 + +154 +00:17:13,385 --> 00:17:15,401 +何惕守又覺得好奇怪就話： + +155 +00:17:15,975 --> 00:17:22,066 +佢唔知殺咗咩緊要嘅人物，成日噉將個首級掛喺腰間呢？你攞出嚟睇下吖。 + +156 +00:17:22,879 --> 00:17:28,534 +哦，嗱，死人喇，我攞你出嚟喇，你唔好咬我啊。 + +157 +00:17:29,112 --> 00:17:34,387 +慢慢伸隻手落革囊，揸住嗰個首級嗰條辮，噉啊扚咗出嚟放喺枱面。 + +158 +00:17:35,248 --> 00:17:41,440 +燭光之下睇得明明白白，呢個首級怒目圓睜，虬髯戟張。 + +159 +00:17:42,134 --> 00:17:48,942 +韋小寶大叫一聲連退三步：係，係吳大哥啊！ + +160 +00:17:49,941 --> 00:17:53,757 +何惕守微微一驚嘞問佢話：你認得佢嘅咩？ + +161 +00:17:54,903 --> 00:18:01,293 +佢，佢係我哋會裏頭嘅兄弟，吳六奇吳大哥啊！ + +162 +00:18:01,962 --> 00:18:04,533 +佢嘅心極之悲痛放聲大哭。 + +163 +00:18:05,692 --> 00:18:13,042 +天地會群豪聽佢狂叫大哭嗱嗱聲走嚟大廳，見到吳六奇嘅首級，個個都吃驚悲憤。 + +164 +00:18:13,869 --> 00:18:18,438 +各人手撳刀柄望實何惕守，以為吳六奇係佢殺嘅。 + +165 +00:18:19,446 --> 00:18:21,197 +跟住雙兒亦趯咗出嚟嘞。 + +166 +00:18:21,953 --> 00:18:24,577 +韋小寶拉住佢隻手指住首級佢話： + +167 +00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:34,627 +雙兒，呢個係你義兄吳大哥，佢，佢，佢畀呢個惡賊害死咗啊。 + +168 +00:18:35,331 --> 00:18:39,517 +講完，衝到去歸鐘前便，喺佢身上出力噉踢咗幾腳。 + +169 +00:18:40,304 --> 00:18:45,940 +就向徐天川佢哋話：吳大哥嘅首級，呢個惡賊呀掛喺身上面嘅。 + +170 +00:18:46,890 --> 00:18:57,739 +眾人再睇下呢個首級，只見血跡早就乾咗嘞，頸口嘅地方冚𠾴唥都係石灰，顯然係用藥材同石灰保護住，唔使佢腐爛。 + +171 +00:18:58,510 --> 00:19:01,163 +雙兒攬住首級放聲大哭。 + +172 +00:19:02,330 --> 00:19:09,387 +李力世話：我哋用冷水淋醒呢個惡賊，問清楚佢，再殺咗佢同吳大哥填命！ + +173 +00:19:09,866 --> 00:19:11,593 +群雄齊聲讚成啊。 + +174 +00:19:12,384 --> 00:19:17,773 +何惕守話：呢個人係我師弟，你哋唔能夠逳佢一條寒毛啊。 + +175 +00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:24,860 +講完，伸出右手鐵鈎，向住枱上一支蠟燭揮咗幾揮，就飄然入咗去裏便。 + +176 +00:19:25,639 --> 00:19:31,042 +玄貞道人發惡喇：就算係你師父啊，都要將佢斬為肉醬。 + +177 +00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:39,741 +突然風際中咦噉一聲，左手用兩隻手指，搦咗七八分長一闕蠟燭將佢舉起嚟。 + +178 +00:19:40,777 --> 00:19:52,273 +燭台上嘅蠟燭本來仲有七八寸長嘅，但係而家已經割成六七闕嘞，每闕都唔到一寸長，齊齊整整噉疊埋一齊，冇跌落嚟噃。 + +179 +00:19:52,629 --> 00:19:58,857 +嘩，呢手武功啊，真係得人驚啊，天地會群雄人人都變咗面色。 + +180 +00:19:59,791 --> 00:20:06,576 +玄貞嚓一聲，拔出佩刀佢話：我殺咗呢個嘢為吳大哥報仇，等嗰個女人殺翻我啦。 + +181 +00:20:07,189 --> 00:20:11,953 +李力世話：咪住，問明白先，然後將三個人一齊殺咗佢。 + +182 +00:20:12,451 --> 00:20:16,838 +韋小寶話：冇錯喇，呢位婆婆姐姐只係怕佢師伯㗎啫。 + +183 +00:20:17,447 --> 00:20:21,498 +只要連佢師伯、師伯老婆一齊都殺埋反而冇事㗎。 + +184 +00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:26,239 +雙兒，你去打盆冷水嚟，不過千祈唔好去廚房裏便落過藥嗰啲噃。 + +185 +00:20:27,101 --> 00:20:29,516 +噉雙兒入去打咗盆冷水出嚟。 + +186 +00:20:30,053 --> 00:20:38,072 +徐天川接過嚟，喺歸鐘頭上慢慢噉淋落去，見到佢連氣打咗幾個乞嗤，就慢慢擘開眼嘞。 + +187 +00:20:38,822 --> 00:20:44,600 +佢個身一逳，發覺手腳都畀人綁住，腰間又畀人點咗穴道，嬲喇。 + +188 +00:20:45,806 --> 00:20:50,021 +邊個啊？邊個同我哦搵啲噉嘢嚟玩啊？ + +189 +00:20:51,011 --> 00:20:55,973 +玄貞將刀刃喺佢塊面上輕輕拍咗一拍鬧佢話：你祖宗同你玩啊！ + +190 +00:20:56,618 --> 00:21:00,066 +指住吳六奇嘅首級問：呢個人係唔係你害死嘅？ + +191 +00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:03,216 +冇錯，係我殺㗎。 + +192 +00:21:03,589 --> 00:21:06,954 +阿媽，阿爹啊，你哋喺邊處啊？ + +193 +00:21:07,827 --> 00:21:12,156 +擰轉頭見到父母都畀人哋綁住，嚇到佢爭啲喊咁滯啊。 + +194 +00:21:12,912 --> 00:21:22,407 +佢一生跟隨父母事事如意，啲咁多挫折都未受過嘅，幾時經歷過噉嘅情景吖，佢苦口苦面噉話： + +195 +00:21:22,700 --> 00:21:33,423 +你，嗯你哋，你哋做乜嘢啊？你哋，你哋打我唔過，誒點解又，又又綁住我，誒綁住我阿爹、阿媽啊？ + +196 +00:21:34,213 --> 00:21:38,200 +徐天川反過手掌，啪一聲，摑咗佢一巴，喝佢話： + +197 +00:21:38,818 --> 00:21:46,719 +呢個人，你點解要殺佢？快啲講出嚟，如果講半句大話，即刻督盲你雙眼。 + +198 +00:21:47,283 --> 00:21:50,483 +講完，將刀尖伸過去對準佢隻右眼。 + +199 +00:21:51,259 --> 00:21:55,596 +嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/190.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/190.srt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..a3edda445ac870d21d0c069abaa605417721c3c1 --- /dev/null +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/190.srt @@ -0,0 +1,823 @@ +1 +00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,036 +前文再續啊書接上一回啊。 + +2 +00:00:04,573 --> 00:00:13,057 +話説徐天川問歸鐘為咩事要殺死吳六奇，如果講大話，就要督盲佢雙眼。 + +3 +00:00:13,822 --> 00:00:17,273 +歸鐘嚇到魂不附體，猛咁咳佢話： + +4 +00:00:17,700 --> 00:00:28,292 +我，嗯，我，我講啊，我講啊，你唔好，督盲我雙眼啦，盲咗眼，誒就，就就睇唔見嘢㗎喇。 + +5 +00:00:32,067 --> 00:00:47,444 +誒平西王話，嗯，清廷皇帝，係個大壞蛋，誒霸佔咗我哋嘅大明江山，嗯求我去，去，去殺咗嗰個小皇帝。 + +6 +00:00:48,718 --> 00:00:52,711 +群豪互相望下，都諗：噉講啊冇錯噃。 + +7 +00:00:53,487 --> 00:01:00,341 +不過韋小寶就大大不以為然嘞，鬧佢話：死人頭你嘩！吳三桂係個乜鬼嘢啊？好好咩佢？ + +8 +00:01:01,174 --> 00:01:09,554 +嗯平西王係你嘅伯父，佢，佢，佢唔係好嘢，你亦都唔係唔係好嘢啫。 + +9 +00:01:10,362 --> 00:01:13,144 +韋小寶喺佢身上出力踢咗一腳，鬧佢話： + +10 +00:01:13,350 --> 00:01:17,116 +亂講！吳三桂係大漢奸，點會係老子嘅伯父啊？ + +11 +00:01:17,427 --> 00:01:19,119 +吳三桂係你伯父。 + +12 +00:01:19,430 --> 00:01:29,360 +嗯係自己講嘅，哎吖，誒講過嘅説話，誒誒又唔認喎，我我唔䎺啊，我唔䎺啊。 + +13 +00:01:30,378 --> 00:01:33,187 +李力世費事同佢嘥氣嘞，就問佢： + +14 +00:01:33,968 --> 00:01:38,621 +吳三桂要你去殺清廷皇帝，點解你又去害死佢呢？ + +15 +00:01:39,075 --> 00:01:41,421 +講完，指一指吳六奇嘅首級。 + +16 +00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:52,782 +呢個人，係廣東嘅大官，平西王話，佢係大漢奸，死保清廷皇帝嘅。 + +17 +00:01:53,147 --> 00:02:00,179 +噉平西王，要要起兵打廣東，就，就，非要殺咗佢先不可嘞。 + +18 +00:02:00,561 --> 00:02:11,504 +平西王啊送咗好多補，好多補藥畀我，嗯食咗又可以醫咳嘅，嗯又送咗一張，誒，白老虎皮畀我添啊。 + +19 +00:02:11,673 --> 00:02:15,188 +我阿媽話：大漢奸啊係非殺不可㗎。 + +20 +00:02:18,356 --> 00:02:26,267 +呢個人嘅嘅武功好叻㗎，我，我同阿媽兩個一齊打佢，噉先至殺死佢咋。 + +21 +00:02:26,463 --> 00:02:37,416 +誒，你，你哋快啲放翻我，放翻我阿爹同阿媽啦，我哋要去北京，殺嗰個小皇帝啊，係一件，好大好大嘅功勞啊。 + +22 +00:02:38,395 --> 00:02:42,590 +韋小寶鬧佢話：要殺皇帝都輪唔到你呢個肺癆鬼啦。 + +23 +00:02:42,768 --> 00:02:47,400 +眾位阿哥，將呢三個嘢都殺咗佢，婆婆姐姐嗰處由我嚟擔當啦。 + +24 +00:02:48,516 --> 00:02:51,298 +忽然間聽見莊外幾十人齊聲大叫： + +25 +00:02:52,059 --> 00:02:57,910 +肺癆鬼，快啲躝出嚟，將你千刀萬剮為吳大哥報仇！ + +26 +00:02:58,783 --> 00:03:07,894 +莊前莊後都係人聲，四邊屋頂都有人吶喊聲，顯然，係已經將莊家大屋四面包圍嘞。 + +27 +00:03:09,223 --> 00:03:15,871 +天地會群豪聽見來人，要同吳六奇報仇，似乎係自己人噃個心都好歡喜。 + +28 +00:03:16,524 --> 00:03:22,013 +錢老本大聲噉嗌：明復清反，母地父天。 + +29 +00:03:22,431 --> 00:03:24,620 +外便嘅朋友喺邊一路安舵啊？ + +30 +00:03:25,673 --> 00:03:32,568 +莊外同屋頂上有十七八個人齊聲噉嗌：地振高岡，一派溪山千古秀。 + +31 +00:03:33,570 --> 00:03:38,470 +廳內群豪嗌：門朝大海，三河合水萬年流。 + +32 +00:03:39,254 --> 00:03:42,516 +屋頂有人問嘞：邊一堂嘅兄弟喺呢度啊？ + +33 +00:03:43,169 --> 00:03:46,865 +錢老本話：青木堂兄弟迎接各位大哥。 + +34 +00:03:47,070 --> 00:03:48,482 +邊一堂嘅大哥嚟咗啊？ + +35 +00:03:49,411 --> 00:03:55,482 +廳門打開，有個人行入嚟，佢話：小寶，原來你喺處啊？ + +36 +00:03:56,502 --> 00:04:03,135 +呢個人身材高瘦，神情飄逸，乃係天地會總舵主陳近南啊。 + +37 +00:04:04,229 --> 00:04:09,181 +韋小寶好歡喜衝上去跪低叩頭佢話：師父，師父！ + +38 +00:04:09,741 --> 00:04:13,001 +陳近南話：大家好，只係可惜。 + +39 +00:04:14,051 --> 00:04:21,610 +見到枱上吳六奇嘅首級，衝上前扶住張枱非常悲痛，啲眼淚呀噼噼啪啪噉流。 + +40 +00:04:22,688 --> 00:04:31,304 +跟住，陸續有人行入嚟嘞，廣西家後堂香主馬超興、貴州赤火堂香主古至中等都嚟咗嘞。 + +41 +00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:34,863 +眾人一見到歸鐘，紛紛拔刀。 + +42 +00:04:35,786 --> 00:04:39,913 +仲有二十幾個人喺廣東洪順堂屬下嘅更加係嬲到極定啦。 + +43 +00:04:41,052 --> 00:04:46,737 +歸鐘見到眾人嗰種凶神惡煞法，只係咳咗兩聲唧，就嚇到暈咗嘞。 + +44 +00:04:47,816 --> 00:04:52,890 +陳近南問：小寶，你哋點樣捉到呢三名惡賊㗎？ + +45 +00:04:53,801 --> 00:05:03,732 +韋小寶講咗經過，但係徐天川佢哋點樣畀歸鐘戲弄，自己冒充吳之榮等等嘅醜事當然係冇提啦，噉收尾佢話： + +46 +00:05:04,453 --> 00:05:11,575 +呢三名惡賊武功好厲害㗎，我哋係打唔過佢嘅，好在有一個婆婆姐姐幫手，先至捉住佢哋咋。 + +47 +00:05:11,824 --> 00:05:17,397 +不過呢個婆婆姐姐又話呢個老坑係佢師伯喎，唔准我哋殺咗佢為吳大哥報仇。 + +48 +00:05:18,662 --> 00:05:22,887 +陳近南皺住眉頭話：咩嘢婆婆姐姐啊？ + +49 +00:05:23,811 --> 00:05:28,897 +佢年紀係婆婆，相貌係姐姐，噉所以我就叫佢做婆婆姐姐喇。 + +50 +00:05:29,846 --> 00:05:30,589 +佢個人呢？ + +51 +00:05:31,280 --> 00:05:33,696 +佢匿埋喺後便，唔肯見佢師伯。 + +52 +00:05:34,007 --> 00:05:37,940 +師父啊，古大哥，馬大哥，你哋點解會嚟到呢度嘅？ + +53 +00:05:39,222 --> 00:05:45,254 +呢個惡賊害死咗吳大哥，我哋即刻快訊通知，噉啊四面八方噉追住嚟啦。 + +54 +00:05:46,313 --> 00:05:58,504 +噉青木堂眾人同大家見面，原來山東、河南、湖北、湖南、安徽各堂嘅兄弟都有參加，大部分喺莊外各處監守。 + +55 +00:05:59,193 --> 00:06:06,823 +古至中、馬超興都話：韋兄弟又立咗個大功，吳大哥在天之靈，亦都必定深感大德嘅。 + +56 +00:06:07,662 --> 00:06:12,566 +韋小寶話：吳大哥待我最好㗎喇，同佢報仇係應該嘅。 + +57 +00:06:13,801 --> 00:06:25,494 +李力世話：啟稟總舵主，呢個惡賊先頭話，佢哋要去北京行刺清廷皇帝，又講咗啲反清復明嘅説話都唔知內情到底係點嘅。 + +58 +00:06:26,342 --> 00:06:31,192 +韋小寶話：有咩內情唧？佢怕我哋殺咗佢就順口亂講啫嘛。 + +59 +00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:35,876 +佢身上呢件白老虎皮長袍，就係吳三桂送畀佢嘅。 + +60 +00:06:36,249 --> 00:06:39,142 +吳三桂嘅豬朋狗友，仲有咩好嘢吖？ + +61 +00:06:39,568 --> 00:06:43,899 +我哋劏咗呢三個惡賊，攞佢個心肝出嚟為吳大哥報仇就係嘞。 + +62 +00:06:44,424 --> 00:06:49,290 +陳近南話：將呢三個人都整醒佢，好好問一問。 + +63 +00:06:50,154 --> 00:06:56,216 +雙兒入去挽咗一桶冷水出嚟，將歸辛樹夫婦，同歸鐘逐個淋醒翻。 + +64 +00:06:57,733 --> 00:07:04,890 +歸二娘一醒，即刻就鬧人嘞，話放毒迷人，係江湖上卑鄙無恥嘅勾當。 + +65 +00:07:05,543 --> 00:07:07,520 +歸辛樹就一言不發。 + +66 +00:07:08,786 --> 00:07:15,514 +陳近南話：睇你哋嘅身手，並非平庸之輩，你哋叫做咩名啊？ + +67 +00:07:16,132 --> 00:07:21,300 +同我哋吳六奇吳大哥有咩嘢冤仇，點解要下毒手害死佢呢？ + +68 +00:07:21,992 --> 00:07:29,100 +歸二娘話：你哋呢種使悶香、落迷藥嘅無恥小賊，都配嚟問老娘嘅姓名？ + +69 +00:07:29,806 --> 00:07:35,660 +古至中攞起把刀嚟嚇佢，歸二娘性情剛烈，更加鬧得厲害嘞。 + +70 +00:07:36,323 --> 00:07:42,717 +韋小寶話：師父啊，佢哋姓歸㗎，烏龜嘅龜，兩隻老烏龜，一隻烏龜仔。 + +71 +00:07:43,171 --> 00:07:45,013 +等我殺咗隻烏龜仔再講。 + +72 +00:07:45,591 --> 00:07:47,911 +拔出匕首，指住歸鐘嘅咽喉。 + +73 +00:07:49,010 --> 00:07:52,701 +歸二娘見韋小寶要殺佢個仔當堂慌起上嚟佢話： + +74 +00:07:53,013 --> 00:07:58,149 +小鬼，你有種嘅就嚟殺老娘啦，唔准碰我個仔一條寒毛啊。 + +75 +00:07:58,673 --> 00:08:00,698 +我偏偏鐘意殺個烏龜仔啊。 + +76 +00:08:01,152 --> 00:08:07,147 +韋小寶將刀尖喺歸鐘咽喉輕輕一㓤，歸鐘喉頭，即時就流出鮮血。 + +77 +00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:12,012 +佢大聲噉叫：媽啊，佢，佢殺死我喇。 + +78 +00:08:12,577 --> 00:08:16,090 +歸二娘大叫：唔好啊，唔好殺我個仔啊。 + +79 +00:08:16,954 --> 00:08:26,017 +韋小寶話：嗱，我師父問一句，你乖乖地答一句，噉喺半個小時之內我暫時唔殺你嗰個肺癆病嘅仔。 + +80 +00:08:27,229 --> 00:08:31,283 +歸二娘話：我個仔冇病，你先至係肺癆鬼啊。 + +81 +00:08:32,150 --> 00:08:36,366 +但係聽韋小寶應承暫時唔殺佢個仔就稍為寬心。 + +82 +00:08:37,611 --> 00:08:41,341 +韋小寶詐假意猛咁咳，學歸鐘嘅語氣話： + +83 +00:08:42,023 --> 00:08:44,106 +媽啊，我，啊我。 + +84 +00:08:45,508 --> 00:08:49,764 +誒就嚟死喇，啊好阿媽，你快啲老實講啦。 + +85 +00:08:52,715 --> 00:08:57,336 +誒，我冇生肺癆病，我生嘅係，鋼刀斷頭病。 + +86 +00:08:58,326 --> 00:09:03,963 +誒，又係尖刀穿喉病，全身啊，斬成肉醬病，誒。 + +87 +00:09:06,593 --> 00:09:13,221 +佢學得好似，歸二娘毛骨悚然啊佢話：唔好學啦，唔好學我個仔講嘢。 + +88 +00:09:13,794 --> 00:09:19,959 +韋小寶唔理佢，繼續學：媽啊，你再唔回答人哋，我，啊我。 + +89 +00:09:21,999 --> 00:09:26,333 +又會得肚腩劏開病，腸胃流出病㗎喇。 + +90 +00:09:26,823 --> 00:09:33,038 +講完，拉起歸鐘件衫，將匕首尖喺佢瘦骨嶙峋嘅胸膛上面作㓤狀。 + +91 +00:09:34,050 --> 00:09:37,834 +歸二娘點都頂唔住喇，佢話：好，我講。 + +92 +00:09:38,621 --> 00:09:48,306 +我哋係華山派嘅，我丈夫係神拳無敵歸二俠，當年威震中原之時，你哋呢班賊仔仲未轉世投胎啊。 + +93 +00:09:49,500 --> 00:09:57,777 +陳近南聽呢兩個人，竟然就係大名鼎鼎嘅神拳無敵歸辛樹夫婦，不由得肅然起敬。 + +94 +00:09:59,032 --> 00:10:12,168 +諗住吳六奇武功幾咁使得啊，據當時親眼見到佢被害情景嘅洪順堂兄弟講，只係一個伯爺婆同一個肺癆鬼出手，就打倒咗十幾名洪順堂好手。 + +95 +00:10:12,479 --> 00:10:19,224 +噉兩個人合攻吳六奇將佢打死，割咗佢嘅首級，噉對方噉講當然唔係冒名嘞。 + +96 +00:10:20,686 --> 00:10:34,693 +神拳無敵歸辛樹成名好耐，近幾十年來，冇聽講佢喺江湖上行，就唔知為咩事，竟然會牽連落呢件慘禍裏便，其中必定有重大原因嘅。 + +97 +00:10:35,550 --> 00:10:40,390 +陳近南即刻上前向歸辛樹恭恭敬敬噉抱拳行禮，佢話： + +98 +00:10:41,261 --> 00:10:44,240 +原來係華山神拳無敵歸二俠夫婦。 + +99 +00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:46,916 +小人陳近南多多失禮。 + +100 +00:10:47,485 --> 00:10:55,837 +伸手一扯，就拉斷咗綁住歸辛樹嘅繩索，跟住又喺佢背心同腰間推拿咗幾下，解開佢嘅穴道。 + +101 +00:10:56,121 --> 00:11:00,074 +一轉身，又拉斷歸二娘同歸鐘身上嘅繩索。 + +102 +00:11:01,036 --> 00:11:06,436 +韋小寶急到不得了佢話：師父啊，呢三個人好厲害㗎，唔放得佢哋㗎。 + +103 +00:11:07,457 --> 00:11:14,662 +陳近南微微一笑話：歸二娘鬧我哋放迷藥係江湖上下三濫嘅卑鄙行徑。 + +104 +00:11:15,404 --> 00:11:26,130 +我哋天地會並冇放迷藥，就算真係放咗咯，歸二俠嘅內功深厚，下三濫嘅平常蒙汗藥，又點能夠迷得倒佢老人家呢？ + +105 +00:11:26,991 --> 00:11:32,026 +韋小寶話：冇錯啊，冇錯啊，我哋天地會冇放蒙汗藥啊。 + +106 +00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:43,492 +佢諗：呢啲藥係婆婆姐姐嘅，亦係佢自己換咗嘅，唔能夠算喺我哋天地會賬上吖，何況呢啲藥又唔係蒙汗藥。 + +107 +00:11:45,181 --> 00:11:53,423 +歸辛樹左手喺妻子同個仔背心，輕輕一拂，就解咗兩個人嘅穴道，手法比陳近南快得多嘞。 + +108 +00:11:54,262 --> 00:12:00,398 +佢岌一岌頭，佢話：唔係平常嘅蒙汗藥，係極之厲害嘅藥物。 + +109 +00:12:01,173 --> 00:12:03,339 +講完，同個仔摸一摸脈搏。 + +110 +00:12:04,122 --> 00:12:09,092 +歸二娘定咗眼噉望住丈夫嘅面色，佢問：點啊？ + +111 +00:12:09,737 --> 00:12:13,231 +歸辛樹話：眼前似乎冇事。 + +112 +00:12:14,463 --> 00:12:24,530 +噉啊想起自己暈倒之前，曾經同人對咗一掌，呢個人武功好淺，但係所學內功法門，顯然係華山派嘅； + +113 +00:12:25,552 --> 00:12:34,367 +又諗起雙兒喺亂石崗裏便奔跑嘅身法，亦係華山派輕功，佢一擸眼，就喺人叢之中見到雙兒嘞。 + +114 +00:12:35,942 --> 00:12:42,250 +雙兒見到佢精光閃閃嘅眼光，怕起上嚟喇，就縮喺韋小寶身後。 + +115 +00:12:43,254 --> 00:12:48,497 +歸辛樹話：姑娘仔，你過嚟，你係唔係華山派㗎？ + +116 +00:12:49,168 --> 00:12:51,390 +雙兒話：我唔過嚟。 + +117 +00:12:51,674 --> 00:12:57,799 +你殺咗我義兄吳大哥，我要同佢報仇，我，我亦唔係咩華山派嘅。 + +118 +00:12:58,901 --> 00:13:08,934 +何惕守當日教咗莊三少奶、雙兒等一啲武功，就並冇正式收佢哋做徒弟，亦冇同佢哋講自己嘅門户派別。 + +119 +00:13:09,780 --> 00:13:13,469 +華山派三個字，雙兒今日仲係第一次聽到唧。 + +120 +00:13:14,553 --> 00:13:18,278 +歸辛樹亦冇再問雙兒喇，佢突然間話： + +121 +00:13:19,092 --> 00:13:22,128 +馮難敵嘅徒子徒孫都同我出嚟！ + +122 +00:13:23,606 --> 00:13:31,141 +呢句説話嘅聲音並唔係好響，但係氣流激盪，屋頂嘅灰塵沙沙聲噉跌落嚟。 + +123 +00:13:32,464 --> 00:13:45,165 +佢諗住同門師兄弟三個人，袁承志門下都喺海外，大師兄黃真逝世已經好耐嘞，華山派門户由黃真嘅大弟子馮難敵執掌。 + +124 +00:13:46,303 --> 00:13:50,779 +喺呢間大屋裏便有華山派門人，必定係馮難敵一系。 + +125 +00:13:51,523 --> 00:13:55,350 +點知隔咗好耐，內堂竟然寂然無聲。 + +126 +00:13:56,654 --> 00:14:07,789 +陳近南話：年前，天下英雄喺河間府舉行大會，歃血為盟，決意齊心合力誅殺大漢奸吳三桂。 + +127 +00:14:08,611 --> 00:14:13,226 +令師侄馮難敵前輩，乃係河間府殺龜大會嘅主人。 + +128 +00:14:13,995 --> 00:14:19,613 +何以歸前輩反而同吳三桂攜手，殺害敝會義士吳六奇兄弟呢？ + +129 +00:14:20,472 --> 00:14:24,891 +噉嘅行為，豈不是為親者所痛仇者所快咩？ + +130 +00:14:25,862 --> 00:14:30,944 +講説話係講得好客氣，但係辭鋒，卻係咄咄逼人啊。 + +131 +00:14:32,391 --> 00:14:41,039 +歸二娘矋咗佢一眼就話：我曾經聽人講過，平生不惜陳近南，就稱英雄也枉然。 + +132 +00:14:41,778 --> 00:14:46,040 +當尊駕仲未出世之時，我夫婦已經縱橫天下喇。 + +133 +00:14:46,829 --> 00:14:53,910 +照噉樣講，一定要等尊駕出世之後我哋先至稱得英雄嘞噃？嘿嘿，真係好笑喇。 + +134 +00:14:54,614 --> 00:14:59,404 +陳近南話：在下啲武功都係唔值得歸二俠賢夫婦一笑。 + +135 +00:15:00,098 --> 00:15:08,864 +江湖上朋友，睇得起在下，亦不過係話在下明白是非，仲唔至於胡作非為，結交匪類而已唧。 + +136 +00:15:10,222 --> 00:15:13,401 +你諷刺我哋胡作非為，結交匪類嘞喎？ + +137 +00:15:14,172 --> 00:15:16,206 +吳三桂係大漢奸。 + +138 +00:15:17,468 --> 00:15:27,038 +呢個吳六奇為虎作倀，做清廷嘅大官，欺壓我哋漢人百姓，你哋又點解口口聲聲叫佢做大哥吖？ + +139 +00:15:27,576 --> 00:15:30,397 +噉仲唔係胡作非為，結交匪類咩？ + +140 +00:15:31,671 --> 00:15:44,945 +馬超興大聲話：吳大哥身在曹營心在漢，佢係天地會洪順堂嘅紅旗香主，手握廣東兵權，一朝機緣嚟到，就要起兵攻打清廷㗎喇。 + +141 +00:15:45,328 --> 00:15:48,084 +洪順堂眾位兄弟，你哋話係唔係啊？ + +142 +00:15:49,141 --> 00:15:52,630 +洪順堂屬下二十幾人齊聲話：冇錯！ + +143 +00:15:53,413 --> 00:15:58,513 +馬超興話：你哋坦開胸膛，畀呢兩位大英雄睇下。 + +144 +00:15:59,691 --> 00:16:07,768 +二十幾人雙手拉住衣襟，向外一分，只見各人胸前十幾粒扭扣當堂迸開露出胸膛。 + +145 +00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:14,311 +每人胸前都刺咗天父地母，反清復明八個字，深入肌理。 + +146 +00:16:15,770 --> 00:16:25,727 +歸鐘一直冇出聲，而家見二十幾人胸口都刺咗八個字，就拍住手笑話：哎呀，好得意啊，好，好得意啊。 + +147 +00:16:26,809 --> 00:16:29,380 +天地會群雄好嬲噉一齊睩住佢。 + +148 +00:16:30,376 --> 00:16:37,088 +陳近南向歸辛樹話：令郎覺得好得意，歸二俠夫婦，以為如何呢？ + +149 +00:16:38,454 --> 00:16:44,333 +歸辛樹啊悔恨到無比喇，擰一擰頭，向歸二娘話：殺錯咗人喇。 + +150 +00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:51,343 +歸二娘話：殺錯人喇，上咗吳三桂呢個奸賊嘅當。 + +151 +00:16:52,092 --> 00:16:57,129 +左手一伸，喺馬超興腰間拔出單刀，向自己條頸就割落去。 + +152 +00:16:57,844 --> 00:16:59,819 +陳近南大叫：唔好！ + +153 +00:17:00,023 --> 00:17:02,576 +飛快伸出右手捉住佢嘅左手手腕。 + +154 +00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:08,763 +歸二娘右掌拍出，陳近南出左掌頂住，噉兩個人都岌咗一岌。 + +155 +00:17:09,617 --> 00:17:12,788 +陳近南左手兩隻手指伸過去挾住刀背。 + +156 +00:17:13,414 --> 00:17:16,119 +歸二娘右手又係一掌，拍佢心口。 + +157 +00:17:16,913 --> 00:17:20,168 +陳近南如果退避，把刀就搶唔到嘞。 + +158 +00:17:20,894 --> 00:17:27,880 +怕佢又想自殺，噉啱先同佢對咗一掌，知道佢年紀老邁，內力已經唔及自己。 + +159 +00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:37,072 +但係佢出手如電，拳掌功夫極精，噉自己只要退後一步，空手就點都搶唔到佢手上嘅兵器。 + +160 +00:17:37,672 --> 00:17:41,316 +於是就挺硬胸膛，啪一聲，受咗佢一掌。 + +161 +00:17:42,353 --> 00:17:43,510 +歸二娘打個特。 + +162 +00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:51,253 +陳近南左手雙指已經將佢單刀搶咗，退後兩步，噁一聲，吐出一啖鮮血。 + +163 +00:17:53,247 --> 00:17:59,100 +當歸二娘橫刀自盡嘅時候，歸辛樹如果出手呢，當然能夠阻止。 + +164 +00:18:00,103 --> 00:18:08,684 +但係佢錯殺咗吳六奇，又慚愧又悔恨，已經有咗自殺嘅念頭嘞，因此就冇去阻擋妻子。 + +165 +00:18:09,631 --> 00:18:16,326 +等到見到陳近南不惜冒險，先至搶咗歸二娘手上嘅鋼刀，更加愧感交集。 + +166 +00:18:17,153 --> 00:18:23,484 +佢又唔識講嘢嘅只係話：陳近南當世豪傑，名不虛傳啊。 + +167 +00:18:24,650 --> 00:18:31,416 +陳近南扶住張枱，調勻氣息，過咗一陣先至回答佢話：不知者不罪。 + +168 +00:18:32,339 --> 00:18:37,550 +害死吳大哥嘅罪魁禍首，乃係吳，吳三桂。 + +169 +00:18:38,106 --> 00:18:40,207 +講完，又吐咗啖鮮血。 + +170 +00:18:41,477 --> 00:18:46,673 +歸二娘年紀雖然係老啊，但係往年功力，仲有成大半嘅。 + +171 +00:18:47,144 --> 00:18:53,005 +陳近南為咗搶佢嘅兵器冇法子運氣防護，呢一掌捱得實在唔輕。 + +172 +00:18:54,010 --> 00:19:00,585 +歸二娘話：陳總舵主，我如果仲要自殺呢就辜負咗你一番盛情。 + +173 +00:19:01,021 --> 00:19:05,532 +我夫婦一定去殺咗清廷皇帝，再去殺吳三桂呢個奸賊。 + +174 +00:19:06,349 --> 00:19:10,230 +講完跪低喺地，向吳六奇嘅首級拜咗三拜。 + +175 +00:19:11,133 --> 00:19:18,727 +陳近南話：吳六奇大哥做事十分秘密，江湖上有好多英雄都鬧佢，睇佢唔起。 + +176 +00:19:19,389 --> 00:19:26,927 +賢夫婦呢次出手，用意本來係誅殺漢奸，只係可惜，只係可惜。 + +177 +00:19:28,852 --> 00:19:31,186 +講完，忍唔住又流出眼淚。 + +178 +00:19:32,362 --> 00:19:40,272 +歸辛樹夫婦個心都係一樣噉諗法，決心去刺殺康熙同吳三桂，然後自盡向吳六奇謝罪。 + +179 +00:19:40,929 --> 00:19:45,283 +但係而家亦不必多講嘞，就一齊向陳近南抱拳行禮話： + +180 +00:19:45,928 --> 00:19:48,743 +陳總舵主，我哋告辭嘞。 + +181 +00:19:49,854 --> 00:19:54,107 +陳近南話：兩位請留步，在下有句說話要講。 + +182 +00:19:55,003 --> 00:20:01,327 +歸氏夫婦拖住個仔隻手正話想行出去，聽見陳近南噉樣講就擰翻轉身。 + +183 +00:20:02,036 --> 00:20:10,449 +陳近南話：吳三桂起兵雲南，眼見天下大亂，正係恢復我漢家江山嘅好機會。 + +184 +00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:15,021 +而家仲有唔少英雄，日內都要聚集北京商議對策。 + +185 +00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:20,029 +大家志同道合，請兩位前輩一齊去北京會商呢好嘛？ + +186 +00:20:21,204 --> 00:20:27,018 +歸辛樹心中有愧，唔想同旁人見面嘞就擰一擰頭，噉又要走喇。 + +187 +00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:31,454 +韋小寶聽佢兩個人話要去行刺皇帝，佢諗： + +188 +00:20:32,099 --> 00:20:39,349 +呢三個姓歸嘅嘢武功極高，小皇帝未曾防備，千祈咪畀佢害死啊就話： + +189 +00:20:40,262 --> 00:20:45,677 +呢件係天下大事，你哋呢位公子呢做事有啲亂七八糟嘅。 + +190 +00:20:46,295 --> 00:20:53,019 +呢一次如果又畀佢扠𢰸檔，你哋三位就算冚𠾴唥自殺啊，亦不免臭，臭氣萬年啊。 + +191 +00:20:54,362 --> 00:21:00,214 +佢聽人講過遺臭萬年嘅成語，一時噏唔出嚟，就講成係臭氣萬年嘞。 + +192 +00:21:01,250 --> 00:21:06,273 +成語雖然係講錯咗，不過歸氏夫婦呢亦明白佢嘅意思。 + +193 +00:21:07,489 --> 00:21:18,134 +歸辛樹知道自己武功高強啊，不過遇事呢，就唔係點明白嘅，否則亦唔會只係聽咗吳三桂嘅一面之詞，就鑄成大錯吖。 + +194 +00:21:19,031 --> 00:21:23,302 +而家聽咗韋小寶呢句説話，不禁心中一寒，佢諗： + +195 +00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:28,680 +行刺皇帝，確係有關國家氣運嘅大事噃。 + +196 +00:21:29,727 --> 00:21:37,259 +韋小寶又話：而家個皇帝年紀細唔係點懂事，所以搞到吳三桂造反一塌糊塗。 + +197 +00:21:38,313 --> 00:21:46,440 +如果你哋殺咗佢呀，換咗一個年紀大啲嘅、厲害啲嘅人嚟做皇帝，噉我哋漢人嘅江山，就壞在你哋嘅手上嘞。 + +198 +00:21:47,661 --> 00:21:50,677 +歸辛樹慢慢岌下頭，擰翻轉身。 + +199 +00:21:51,740 --> 00:21:59,469 +陳近南話：兩位前輩，呢個細佬哥年紀細，講説話又冇上冇下，衝撞咗你請你唔好怪。 + +200 +00:22:00,025 --> 00:22:02,274 +講完，拱手表示歉意。 + +201 +00:22:03,232 --> 00:22:11,910 +然後又話：但係佢嘅顧慮似乎亦可以從長計議，呢件大事，我哋謀定而後動呢好嘛？ + +202 +00:22:12,893 --> 00:22:25,359 +歸辛樹一諗：一錯不可再錯，自己唔好因為一時慚愧憤恨，已至成為萬世罪人啊。就話：好，謹聽陳總舵主吩咐。 + +203 +00:22:26,081 --> 00:22:29,327 +陳近南話：吩咐兩個字萬萬唔敢當。 + +204 +00:22:30,227 --> 00:22:36,538 +聽日上午，大家一齊到北京，夜晚就喺呢個細佬哥嘅住宅聚會，共商大事。 + +205 +00:22:36,778 --> 00:22:37,966 +兩位覺得點呢？ + +206 +00:22:38,941 --> 00:22:43,470 +嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/191.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/191.srt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e22fd458f13c0bcc94eef9fd5aaeca944e0c6734 --- /dev/null +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/191.srt @@ -0,0 +1,807 @@ +1 +00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,043 +前文再續啊書接上一回啊。 + +2 +00:00:04,332 --> 00:00:06,601 +話說陳近南對歸辛樹話： + +3 +00:00:07,670 --> 00:00:14,446 +聽日上午，大家一齊去北京，夜晚就去呢個細佬哥嘅住宅聚會，共商大事。 + +4 +00:00:14,793 --> 00:00:16,048 +兩位覺得點樣呢？ + +5 +00:00:16,470 --> 00:00:18,223 +歸辛樹岌一岌頭。 + +6 +00:00:19,432 --> 00:00:22,554 +陳近南問韋小寶：你有冇搬屋啊？ + +7 +00:00:23,403 --> 00:00:26,927 +韋小寶話：弟子仲喺東城銅帽子胡同住。 + +8 +00:00:27,886 --> 00:00:36,313 +陳近南話：兩位前輩，聽晚，在下喺北京東城，銅帽子胡同呢個細佬哥嘅子爵府恭候大駕。 + +9 +00:00:36,891 --> 00:00:40,133 +師父啊，你唔好嬲啊，而家叫做伯爵府喇。 + +10 +00:00:40,966 --> 00:00:42,636 +哼，又升官啊？ + +11 +00:00:43,671 --> 00:00:47,082 +歸二娘瞪大隻眼，望實韋小寶佢話： + +12 +00:00:48,241 --> 00:00:54,591 +你係吳三桂嘅侄，亦係身在曹營心在漢，想大義滅親啊？ + +13 +00:00:55,360 --> 00:01:00,534 +韋小寶笑住話：我唔係吳三桂嘅侄，吳三桂係我個塞啊。 + +14 +00:01:01,090 --> 00:01:05,917 +陳近南鬧佢話：喺前輩面前唔准冇禮，快啲叩頭謝罪。 + +15 +00:01:06,526 --> 00:01:12,052 +係。韋小寶作狀想跪噉，不過就慢吞吞噉拖延時間。 + +16 +00:01:13,422 --> 00:01:17,923 +歸辛樹擺一擺手，帶咗妻兒僕從，直出大門。 + +17 +00:01:18,662 --> 00:01:26,657 +佢明知外便冇地方住宿嘞，不過就寧願捱餓野宿，實在係冇面同天地會群豪相對啊。 + +18 +00:01:28,130 --> 00:01:37,198 +歸鐘自細都冇人同佢玩嘅，見到韋小寶講説話又伶俐年紀又細，同佢好玩得嚟，就向佢擪一擪手話： + +19 +00:01:37,749 --> 00:01:40,971 +細佬哥，你跟我去啦，陪我玩啦。 + +20 +00:01:41,752 --> 00:01:44,971 +韋小寶話：你殺我個朋友我唔同你玩啊。 + +21 +00:01:45,544 --> 00:01:52,111 +突然間呼噉一聲，人影一晃，歸鐘跳過嚟一手揦起韋小寶，就扚到門口。 + +22 +00:01:53,292 --> 00:02:02,661 +呢一下出手快到極啊，陳近南啱先受咗傷，隔得又遠，噉其餘天地會群雄竟然冇一個人嚟得切阻止嘅。 + +23 +00:02:03,514 --> 00:02:05,387 +歸鐘哈哈大笑佢話： + +24 +00:02:06,040 --> 00:02:10,265 +你同我，去去，去捉匿匿啦，我哋玩到夠啦，吓。 + +25 +00:02:11,333 --> 00:02:15,182 +歸辛樹黑起塊面喝佢話：阿仔，放低佢。 + +26 +00:02:16,504 --> 00:02:23,422 +歸鐘就唔敢唔聽老豆嘅説話，只有放低韋小寶，不過就扁扁嘴想喊嘞。 + +27 +00:02:24,138 --> 00:02:29,863 +歸二娘安慰佢話：阿仔，我哋去買兩個書童返嚟，陪你玩吓。 + +28 +00:02:30,415 --> 00:02:37,220 +歸鐘話：書童唔好玩嘅，就係呢個細佬哥好玩，我哋買咗佢啦。 + +29 +00:02:38,150 --> 00:02:42,390 +歸辛樹見到個仔出醜，就拉住佢隻手快步出門。 + +30 +00:02:43,453 --> 00:02:54,337 +唉，群雄互相望下，都覺得吳六奇一世英雄，就噉樣糊里糊塗死喺個白痴手上，真係太過冤枉咯。 + +31 +00:02:55,243 --> 00:03:00,166 +韋小寶話：師父啊，我去請婆婆姐姐出嚟同大家見下面呢。 + +32 +00:03:01,342 --> 00:03:07,396 +講完，就同雙兒一齊行去後堂嘞，點知何惕手早就扯咗咯。 + +33 +00:03:07,903 --> 00:03:15,834 +三少奶話婦女之家，唔方便同群雄會見，只係吩咐媽姐安排酒飯，款待賓客。 + +34 +00:03:17,871 --> 00:03:23,272 +第日，韋小寶拜別咗主人，同陳近南等分開去北京。 + +35 +00:03:24,219 --> 00:03:33,628 +陳近南話：小寶啊，歸二俠夫婦要去行刺皇帝，佢哋已經應承大家商量之後再作定論。 + +36 +00:03:34,752 --> 00:03:39,872 +你到咗北京之後，就唔能夠通知皇帝，使佢有咗防備啊。 + +37 +00:03:40,753 --> 00:03:46,436 +韋小寶本來就有噉嘅意思嘅，點知畀師父講穿咗，佢就連忙話： + +38 +00:03:46,703 --> 00:03:47,690 +噉啊梗係啦。 + +39 +00:03:47,948 --> 00:03:55,440 +清廷佔咗我哋漢人江山，我喺朝上做官係奉咗師父你老人家嘅命令，點能夠真係向住佢嘅呢？ + +40 +00:03:56,370 --> 00:03:57,339 +你噉就啱嘞。 + +41 +00:03:58,590 --> 00:04:04,250 +不過你如果言不由衷，做咗對唔住大家嘅事，我第一個就唔放過你。 + +42 +00:04:04,810 --> 00:04:06,432 +師父你放心啦。 + +43 +00:04:07,428 --> 00:04:11,953 +佢個心話：其實我自己都有啲唔係點放心。 + +44 +00:04:12,861 --> 00:04:21,057 +噉韋小寶帶住雙兒、徐天川等人，去同張勇、趙良棟等人會合，押咗毛東珠就返到北京。 + +45 +00:04:22,521 --> 00:04:26,140 +佢一返銅帽子胡同，即刻就想去見康熙嘞。 + +46 +00:04:27,539 --> 00:04:33,823 +佢諗：小皇帝係我嘅好朋友，點能夠畀呢三隻烏龜殺死佢㗎？ + +47 +00:04:34,802 --> 00:04:40,202 +有喇，我去皇宮分派侍衞，好好戒備嚴密守衞咪得囉。 + +48 +00:04:40,531 --> 00:04:50,190 +我應承過師父，唔同皇帝講啫嘛，大丈夫言而有信，我講就唔講，不過仍然可以叫三隻烏龜唔能夠得手嘅。 + +49 +00:04:51,121 --> 00:04:56,200 +啱啱想出門，陳近南已經帶埋古至中同馬超興嚟到嘞。 + +50 +00:04:56,916 --> 00:05:02,617 +韋小寶暗暗叫苦啦，佢諗：唉，你哋點解嚟得咁快嘅？ + +51 +00:05:03,359 --> 00:05:06,011 +噉啊只有強打精神設宴接待。 + +52 +00:05:07,092 --> 00:05:10,910 +冇幾耐，天地會群雄分批陸續嚟到嘞。 + +53 +00:05:12,226 --> 00:05:20,856 +跟住沐劍聲帶住鐵背蒼龍柳大洪、搖頭獅子吳立身、聖手居士蘇岡等一行人，亦嚟嘞。 + +54 +00:05:22,392 --> 00:05:27,742 +因為沐王府眾人啊一早就喺北京，得到消息之後呢就一齊嚟聚會。 + +55 +00:05:28,751 --> 00:05:34,031 +眾人食過酒飯，又等咗好耐，歸家三個人先至嚟到。 + +56 +00:05:34,440 --> 00:05:40,606 +噉韋小寶吩咐另外開一圍枱啦，歸二娘冷冷淡淡噉話：我哋食過飯喇。 + +57 +00:05:41,769 --> 00:05:46,669 +歸鐘啊東張西望，見到府第裏便堂皇華貴就話： + +58 +00:05:47,528 --> 00:05:54,631 +細路啊，睇你屋企啊，誒同平西王嘅五華宮都相差唔遠喇。 + +59 +00:05:54,693 --> 00:05:59,424 +你冇講大話，吳三桂，果然係你伯父啊。 + +60 +00:06:00,253 --> 00:06:03,482 +韋小寶話：冇錯，吳三桂係你嘅。 + +61 +00:06:04,441 --> 00:06:11,802 +講到個嘅字突然間收口，佢諗呢一句便宜一攞啊，師父實嬲啫，噉啊即刻改口話： + +62 +00:06:12,265 --> 00:06:15,342 +三位既然食過飯嘞，請去東廳飲茶啦。 + +63 +00:06:16,162 --> 00:06:21,787 +噉啊眾人嚟到東廳，獻上清茶點心，韋小寶又叫啲僕人出去。 + +64 +00:06:22,831 --> 00:06:31,748 +陳近南又派咗十幾名會眾出去，喺東廳周圍同屋頂把守，噉先至閂門上咗門戌，商議大事。 + +65 +00:06:32,486 --> 00:06:38,752 +陳近南幫歸氏夫婦，同沐王府眾人引見，不過就唔提吳六奇嘅事嘞。 + +66 +00:06:39,380 --> 00:06:46,666 +歸氏夫婦雖然退隱好耐啊，柳大洪、吳立身等呢仲係十分仰慕，對佢哋十分恭敬。 + +67 +00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:50,103 +歸二娘單刀直入，佢話： + +68 +00:06:50,828 --> 00:06:55,645 +吳三桂起兵之後攻入湖南、四川，勢如破竹。 + +69 +00:06:56,641 --> 00:07:05,961 +吳三桂當年雖然投降清廷，斷送咗大明天下，實在係罪大惡極，但係佢畢竟係我哋漢人啊。 + +70 +00:07:06,659 --> 00:07:14,729 +照我哋歸二爺話，我哋要入宮去刺殺嗰個小皇帝，等到清廷群龍無首，亂到不堪。 + +71 +00:07:15,147 --> 00:07:16,747 +眾位高見如何呢？ + +72 +00:07:17,540 --> 00:07:26,407 +沐劍聲話：清廷皇帝固然係該殺嘞，不過噉樣一嚟，豈不是幫咗吳三桂呢個奸賊一個大忙？ + +73 +00:07:27,502 --> 00:07:34,480 +歸二娘話：吳三桂當年害死沐王爺，沐公子自不然放佢唔過啦。 + +74 +00:07:35,115 --> 00:07:38,006 +但係滿漢之分係頭等大事。 + +75 +00:07:39,001 --> 00:07:44,064 +我哋先殺盡咗清兵，慢慢再嚟收拾吳三桂都唔遲嘅。 + +76 +00:07:44,839 --> 00:07:53,206 +柳大洪話：吳三桂如果起兵得勝，佢自己就做皇帝嘞，嗰陣，想要再逳佢就唔容易嘞。 + +77 +00:07:53,739 --> 00:08:00,454 +照晚輩話，我哋先等清兵同吳三桂自相殘殺，拼個你死我活。 + +78 +00:08:00,587 --> 00:08:02,272 +我哋再嚟漁翁得利。 + +79 +00:08:02,663 --> 00:08:07,264 +因此，晚輩以為目前不宜去行刺清廷皇帝。 + +80 +00:08:08,816 --> 00:08:14,794 +佢雖然白鬚飄拂，但係歸氏夫婦成名好耐，佢仲係自稱晚輩。 + +81 +00:08:15,751 --> 00:08:22,711 +沐王府同吳三桂仇深似海，一定要見到佢覆滅先，條氣噉先至順㗎。 + +82 +00:08:24,382 --> 00:08:32,107 +噉啊眾人商議好耐，有啲主張假手康熙，先剷除咗吳三桂，再圖復國； + +83 +00:08:32,824 --> 00:08:41,957 +又啲又以為吳三桂雖然係奸惡嘞，到底係漢人，應該幫佢趕走清兵，恢復咗漢人江山，然後再去剷除佢。 + +84 +00:08:42,758 --> 00:08:44,940 +議論紛紛啊難有定論。 + +85 +00:08:45,622 --> 00:08:52,833 +講到收尾，眾人都望住陳近南，因為人人知道佢足智多謀，必有高見嘅。 + +86 +00:08:53,516 --> 00:09:09,060 +陳近南話：我哋以天下為重，如果而家就殺咗康熙，吳三桂嘅聲勢固然係大振，但係台灣鄭王爺亦可以渡海西征，進兵福建、浙江，直攻江蘇。 + +87 +00:09:09,709 --> 00:09:13,194 +噉樣東西夾擊，清廷非垮不可嘅。 + +88 +00:09:14,104 --> 00:09:24,456 +到其時，吳三桂如果自己想做皇帝，鄭王爺嘅兵力，再加上沐王府、天地會同各路英雄，亦可以制服住佢嘅。 + +89 +00:09:25,486 --> 00:09:33,936 +蘇岡冷冷冰冰噉話：陳總舵主呢番説話，係唔係有啲為台灣鄭王爺打算呢？ + +90 +00:09:34,618 --> 00:09:40,980 +陳近南話：鄭王爺忠義之名著於天下，蘇兄唔通仲信唔過咩？ + +91 +00:09:41,749 --> 00:09:45,882 +蘇岡話：陳總舵主忠勇俠義人人佩服。 + +92 +00:09:46,734 --> 00:09:51,862 +不過鄭王爺身邊，奸詐卑鄙嘅小人，亦實在唔少啊。 + +93 +00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:56,522 +韋小寶忍唔住話：呢句説話就講得啱啊。 + +94 +00:09:56,922 --> 00:10:02,543 +好似嗰個一劍無血馮錫范、仲有鄭王爺嘅細仔鄭克塽都唔係好人。 + +95 +00:10:03,649 --> 00:10:12,702 +陳近南聽佢並冇附和自己，都覺得有啲奇怪嘞，但係諗佢嘅説話亦唔係假嘅，不禁歎咗一口氣。 + +96 +00:10:13,466 --> 00:10:18,101 +歸二娘話：趕走清兵係頭等大事。 + +97 +00:10:18,842 --> 00:10:26,969 +至於邊個嚟做皇帝我哋就唔理得咁多嘞，反清係一定要反嘅，復唔復明呢不妨慢慢商量。 + +98 +00:10:27,209 --> 00:10:30,714 +大明嘅崇禎皇帝，就唔係咩嘢好嘢喇。 + +99 +00:10:31,457 --> 00:10:37,270 +陳近南同沐王府群雄向來忠於朱明，一聽佢噉講面色都變晒。 + +100 +00:10:38,081 --> 00:10:45,468 +沐劍聲話：我哋如果唔擁護朱氏子孫復位，唔通仲去擁護吳三桂呢個大奸賊登位咩？ + +101 +00:10:46,418 --> 00:10:56,062 +歸鐘突然間話：吳三桂，呢個人呀，哦好好㗎，佢送咗一件白老虎皮畀我做長袍，你哋見過未啊？ + +102 +00:10:56,778 --> 00:11:02,217 +講完，翻開皮袍嘅下襟，露出白老虎皮，洋洋得意啊。 + +103 +00:11:02,961 --> 00:11:06,652 +歸二娘話：細佬哥，唔好喺處亂噏一通啊。 + +104 +00:11:07,640 --> 00:11:15,397 +蘇岡冷笑話：嘿嘿，喺歸少爺眼內，一件皮袍就比我哋漢人江山更加緊要嘞。 + +105 +00:11:16,372 --> 00:11:20,577 +歸二娘嬲嘞佢話：仔，除咗件皮袍。 + +106 +00:11:21,546 --> 00:11:25,406 +歸鐘愕然話：做，做，做做乜嘢啊？ + +107 +00:11:26,691 --> 00:11:33,139 +歸辛樹一伸手，喺個仔腰間拔出長劍，白光閃動唓唓聲。 + +108 +00:11:33,819 --> 00:11:40,518 +歸辛樹用長劍嘅劍尖喺個仔嘅身前、身後、膊頭、手臂飛快噉掠過。 + +109 +00:11:41,304 --> 00:11:47,263 +眾人大吃一驚啊，都喺椅處跳起身，以為歸辛樹已經將個仔殺死嘞。 + +110 +00:11:48,061 --> 00:11:55,553 +不過見到歸鐘着住嗰件皮袍已經裂開十七八件，跌晒落地，露出一身絲綿短衫褲。 + +111 +00:11:56,493 --> 00:12:02,467 +歸辛樹呢幾劍出手準到極，割裂皮袍，不過就冇割爛絲綿衫褲。 + +112 +00:12:03,876 --> 00:12:06,480 +群雄一睇清楚呀，個個都喝彩啊。 + +113 +00:12:06,969 --> 00:12:15,329 +歸鐘嚇到傻晒，猛咁咳嗽，爭啲喊出嚟佢話：爹，嗯，哼哼，誒爹啊，誒我，我。 + +114 +00:12:15,965 --> 00:12:24,884 +歸辛樹一揮手，長劍入鞘，跟住除咗自己着嗰件棉袍，褸喺個仔身上，佢話：着起佢。 + +115 +00:12:26,301 --> 00:12:38,476 +歸二娘執起地下白老虎皮嘅碎塊，掉落去嗰個火爐處，當堂火光大盛啊，一浸又燶又臭𡃴，噉啊白虎皮呢漸漸燒成灰燼。 + +116 +00:12:39,093 --> 00:12:42,167 +韋小寶一味話：唉，真係可惜嘞可惜嘞。 + +117 +00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:44,951 +歸辛樹話：走啦。 + +118 +00:12:45,387 --> 00:12:47,649 +拉住個仔隻手，就行去廳門。 + +119 +00:12:48,409 --> 00:12:52,819 +陳近南話：歸二俠去做大事，我哋緊依驅策。 + +120 +00:12:53,383 --> 00:12:56,546 +歸辛樹話：唔敢當，唔使嘞。 + +121 +00:12:57,742 --> 00:13:07,536 +韋小寶知道佢即時就會逳手嘅，已經嚟唔切去講畀皇帝聽嘞，諗住要想個援兵之計阻佢一阻，就大聲話： + +122 +00:13:08,251 --> 00:13:14,270 +皇宮裏便嘅屋呀，冇一萬間亦有五千間，你知唔知嗰個小皇帝住喺邊處啊？ + +123 +00:13:15,529 --> 00:13:21,879 +歸辛樹打個特，覺得呢句説話問得好啱啊就捩轉頭問佢：你知唔知道啊？ + +124 +00:13:22,637 --> 00:13:27,888 +冇人知㗎，嗰個小皇帝怕人行刺佢，每晚啊都換地方瞓。 + +125 +00:13:29,159 --> 00:13:39,652 +有時喺長春宮瞓，有時喺景陽宮瞓，有時喺鹹福宮、延禧宮瞓，話唔埋又喺麗景軒、雨花閣、毓慶宮瞓嘅。 + +126 +00:13:41,033 --> 00:13:46,124 +佢一口氣講咗七八個宮閣個名，歸辛樹啊聽到皺起眉頭。 + +127 +00:13:46,671 --> 00:13:52,754 +韋小寶又話：就算係皇帝貼身嘅太監、侍衞都唔知佢今晚喺邊處地方瞓㗎。 + +128 +00:13:53,730 --> 00:13:58,206 +歸辛樹話：噉樣，點先能夠搵到皇帝啊？ + +129 +00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:02,610 +呢，皇帝上朝，文武百官就見到佢嘞。 + +130 +00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:08,409 +等到佢一入咗皇宮裏便呀，哼，就只有佢嚟搵你人哋就永遠搵佢唔到嘅。 + +131 +00:14:09,811 --> 00:14:20,666 +其實情形就唔係噉嘅，康熙亦唔係經常調換瞓覺嘅地方，但係歸辛樹夫婦係老百姓，又點知道皇宮內院嘅規矩呢？ + +132 +00:14:21,338 --> 00:14:29,170 +聽韋小寶車咗一輪大炮，諗住皇帝嚴防刺客，本來應該噉嘅，不禁大為躊躇喇。 + +133 +00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:34,768 +韋小寶見到歸辛樹好為難，個心啊好得意咯噃佢就問佢： + +134 +00:14:35,721 --> 00:14:39,236 +歸大爺啊，你知唔知道皇帝有幾多個皇妃啊？ + +135 +00:14:40,154 --> 00:14:44,022 +歸辛樹哼咗一聲，唔應佢，即係話唔知啦。 + +136 +00:14:44,489 --> 00:14:51,568 +韋小寶話：講古佬話呢皇帝有三宮六院，後宮美女有成三千人。 + +137 +00:14:52,271 --> 00:14:57,494 +而家嘅皇帝嘅老婆冇咁多，三千個係冇嘅，八九百個係有㗎喇。 + +138 +00:14:57,930 --> 00:15:06,886 +佢晚晚做新郎哥，今日，喺第三百五十一個皇妃嗰處瞓，聽日呢，就去第六百三十四個皇妃嗰處瞓。 + +139 +00:15:07,791 --> 00:15:16,912 +就算係皇帝嘅皇妃啊，亦唔知道皇帝今晚喺邊處瞓㗎，有啲啊等咗三年四年，都唔知道皇帝嚟呢定唔嚟。 + +140 +00:15:17,822 --> 00:15:24,244 +陳近南話：小寶，你喺皇宮裏便咁耐，必定知道搵到皇帝嘅法子嘅。 + +141 +00:15:25,081 --> 00:15:28,696 +日頭呢仲容易搵，晚黑呢就點都搵唔到嘞。 + +142 +00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:34,246 +噉聽日日頭我哋都喬裝改扮，由你帶住混入皇宮。 + +143 +00:15:34,423 --> 00:15:38,316 +呢位錢兄弟同埋吳二哥，你唔係帶過入皇宮嘅咩？ + +144 +00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:42,454 +陳近南講完，指一指錢老本同吳立身。 + +145 +00:15:43,340 --> 00:15:47,355 +韋小寶話：錢大哥只係去過御廚房。 + +146 +00:15:47,639 --> 00:15:55,002 +吳二哥佢哋一入皇宮，就畀衛士發覺咗喇，要見皇帝嘅面呀，哼，爭十萬八千里啦。 + +147 +00:15:55,304 --> 00:15:58,273 +錢大哥、吳二哥，你哋兩位話係唔係啊？ + +148 +00:15:58,904 --> 00:16:00,700 +錢、吳兩個人都岌一岌頭。 + +149 +00:16:01,954 --> 00:16:10,491 +佢兩個人入過皇宮，都知道喺皇宮裏便搵到皇帝喺邊處，確係好似大海撈針一樣啊。 + +150 +00:16:11,434 --> 00:16:14,274 +韋小寶話：不過弟子有個法子噃。 + +151 +00:16:15,082 --> 00:16:17,374 +陳近南問佢：咩嘢法子啊？ + +152 +00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:28,205 +弟子聽日去見皇帝，佢必定會話吳三桂造反，要點樣派兵去打㗎，噉弟子呢就㨃鬼佢出嚟睇試演大炮。 + +153 +00:16:28,641 --> 00:16:39,102 +只要佢一出宮門，落手就容易得多嘞，行刺成功又好，唔成功亦好，我哋腳底抹油啊即刻鬆人，亦少咗好多兇險㗎係唔係？ + +154 +00:16:40,252 --> 00:16:45,352 +歸二娘冷笑話：哼，皇帝就咁聽你嘅細佬哥話？ + +155 +00:16:45,752 --> 00:16:49,699 +佢三年唔出皇宮，我哋唔通又等佢三年嘞噃？ + +156 +00:16:50,126 --> 00:16:53,640 +你推三推四，總之係唔肯帶我哋入去就係喇。 + +157 +00:16:54,646 --> 00:16:59,248 +沐劍聲話：入宮去行刺皇帝兄弟亦係做過嘅。 + +158 +00:16:59,657 --> 00:17:04,088 +不過講起嚟就慚愧，我哋沐王府死咗好幾位兄弟。 + +159 +00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:16,022 +舍妹同一位方師妹，仲有呢位吳師叔，以及兩位師弟，都失陷喺宮裏頭，幾乎冇命，多得韋香主仗義相救，噉先至脫險唧。 + +160 +00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:20,551 +唔係我哋膽小怕死啊，呢件事真係唔容易成功㗎。 + +161 +00:17:21,692 --> 00:17:27,804 +歸二娘冷冰冰噉望住韋小寶佢話：憑你就救得佢哋脱險？ + +162 +00:17:28,519 --> 00:17:38,648 +吳立身連忙話：呢位韋香主年紀雖然係細咋，不過仁義過人，機智聰明，兄弟條命啊，全靠佢搭救㗎啫。 + +163 +00:17:39,779 --> 00:17:44,502 +沐王府做唔成嘅事，未必姓歸嘅亦一定做唔成。 + +164 +00:17:45,368 --> 00:17:47,404 +柳大洪噗聲企起身，佢話： + +165 +00:17:47,978 --> 00:17:53,108 +歸氏夫婦神拳無敵，當然叻過我哋小小沐王府百倍啦。 + +166 +00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:57,579 +而家就請啟駕起程，我哋喺呢處正候佳音。 + +167 +00:17:58,859 --> 00:18:01,072 +天地會洪順堂嘅一名兄弟話： + +168 +00:18:01,942 --> 00:18:10,413 +韋香主，你仲係一齊入宮好，等到歸家三位大俠畀宮裏頭嘅衞士捉住喇，你就設法搭救佢哋啦。 + +169 +00:18:11,242 --> 00:18:18,667 +佢嬲歸家三個人殺咗吳六奇啊，雖然喺總舵主面前，亦忍唔住要出言諷刺佢幾句。 + +170 +00:18:19,852 --> 00:18:26,153 +韋小寶喺個心處鬧喇：你哋三隻烏龜，入宮畀人捉住呀，殺咗我個頭都唔會嚟救你哋啊。 + +171 +00:18:26,762 --> 00:18:31,320 +佢笑住話：歸家三位大俠又點會畀衞士捉住呢？ + +172 +00:18:31,898 --> 00:18:40,030 +皇宮裏便衞士有八千幾個，歸少爺只要咳幾聲唧，就將嗰八千幾名衞士啊，冚𠾴唥都震死咯。 + +173 +00:18:40,736 --> 00:18:44,906 +天地會同沐王府群豪當中，有唔少人都笑出聲嘞。 + +174 +00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:54,469 +歸鐘亦笑住話：誒真係有噉嘅事啊？噉啊真係得意咯，佢哋怕我咳，誒，咳啊？誒。 + +175 +00:18:58,678 --> 00:19:04,679 +歸氏夫婦嬲到不得了，一人揸住個仔一隻手，三個人一拍噉行出去。 + +176 +00:19:05,590 --> 00:19:09,860 +陳近南話：歸二俠，請你唔好嬲，兄弟有個意見。 + +177 +00:19:10,674 --> 00:19:15,743 +歸二娘一向知道陳近南足智多謀嘅，就擰轉身聽佢講落去嘞噃。 + +178 +00:19:16,372 --> 00:19:21,448 +陳近南話：歸二俠賢夫婦武藝高強，當世無敵。 + +179 +00:19:21,946 --> 00:19:25,301 +但係深入險地，到底係敵眾我寡。 + +180 +00:19:25,514 --> 00:19:27,829 +我哋仲係商議一個萬全之策啦。 + +181 +00:19:28,749 --> 00:19:34,330 +歸二娘話：我以為陳總舵主真係有咩高見喎，哼！ + +182 +00:19:35,039 --> 00:19:36,926 +擰轉身，行去廳門嘞。 + +183 +00:19:37,423 --> 00:19:41,367 +柳大洪同吳立身突然間行快幾步攔住門口。 + +184 +00:19:42,073 --> 00:19:46,998 +柳大洪話：兩位要幫吳三桂，我哋沐王府點都唔肯。 + +185 +00:19:47,910 --> 00:19:50,938 +歸二娘話：點啊？想逳手啊？ + +186 +00:19:51,467 --> 00:19:56,937 +兩位即管殺咗我師兄弟先，然後再出呢道門，去幫吳三桂嘅忙。 + +187 +00:19:57,911 --> 00:20:00,164 +邊個話我哋幫吳三桂嘅忙啊？ + +188 +00:20:00,830 --> 00:20:09,053 +兩位雖然係冇幫助吳賊嘅意思，但呢件事如果成功，吳賊聲勢大盛，點都制服佢唔住㗎喇。 + +189 +00:20:10,059 --> 00:20:12,530 +歸辛樹低聲話：行開。 + +190 +00:20:12,992 --> 00:20:13,850 +踏上一步。 + +191 +00:20:14,259 --> 00:20:16,815 +柳大洪擘大雙手，攔住門口。 + +192 +00:20:17,268 --> 00:20:20,514 +歸辛樹左手前伸，去揦佢心口。 + +193 +00:20:21,002 --> 00:20:28,914 +柳大洪用手擋格，啪一聲兩掌一交，柳大洪個身岌咗兩下，塊面呀當堂好似白紙咁白。 + +194 +00:20:29,413 --> 00:20:32,828 +歸辛樹話：我只係使咗五成力唧。 + +195 +00:20:33,799 --> 00:20:38,872 +吳立身擰住個頭話：你不妨使十成力，打死我哋兩師兄弟啦。 + +196 +00:20:40,061 --> 00:20:42,898 +歸鐘話：十成唔係十成。 + +197 +00:20:43,727 --> 00:20:45,370 +兩手一縮一伸。 + +198 +00:20:45,824 --> 00:20:47,397 +吳立身就用手去格佢。 + +199 +00:20:47,797 --> 00:20:51,649 +歸鐘兩手又試縮翻轉頭，吳立身就格空咗嘞。 + +200 +00:20:52,593 --> 00:20:59,028 +歸鐘趁佢雙手正話要縮翻去嘅時候，雙手快如電閃啊，已經揦住佢心口要穴嘞。 + +201 +00:20:59,860 --> 00:21:04,451 +陳近南衝上前勸佢話：大家都係好朋友，唔好逳手。 + +202 +00:21:04,842 --> 00:21:09,166 +嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/192.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/192.srt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..a42176ceecfd2e8b15c16e89525b54c3a4e0a7f6 --- /dev/null +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/192.srt @@ -0,0 +1,879 @@ +1 +00:00:00,026 --> 00:00:03,007 +前文再續啊書接上一回。 + +2 +00:00:04,161 --> 00:00:17,797 +話說柳大洪、吳立身同歸家三個人爭執起上嚟，柳大洪啊同歸辛樹對咗一掌，搞到胸口氣血翻湧，吳立身就畀歸鐘揦住胸口要穴。 + +3 +00:00:19,032 --> 00:00:23,638 +陳近南衝上前勸佢話：大家都係好朋友，唔好逳手。 + +4 +00:00:24,951 --> 00:00:29,542 +韋小寶話：大家猛咁爭，終歸唔係了局㗎。 + +5 +00:00:29,675 --> 00:00:32,929 +不如噉呢，我哋擲手骰仔撞下彩數啦。 + +6 +00:00:33,329 --> 00:00:41,378 +如果歸大爺贏呢，我哋不但唔阻止三位入宮，晚輩仲將宮裏便嘅情形詳細講畀兩位知道噉好唔好吖？ + +7 +00:00:42,309 --> 00:00:45,755 +歸二娘話：如果係你贏呢？ + +8 +00:00:46,404 --> 00:00:52,924 +韋小寶話：噉就將呢件事抌低先，等吳三桂死咗之後我哋再向皇帝落手咯。 + +9 +00:00:54,133 --> 00:01:05,271 +歸二娘諗：如果自己人先打起嚟，沐家多數會報畀官府知嘅，噉呢件事終歸做唔成，不如聽佢嘅啦。 + +10 +00:01:05,574 --> 00:01:09,529 +就問丈夫話：二爺，你話呢？ + +11 +00:01:10,363 --> 00:01:14,197 +歸辛樹向韋小寶話：你輸咗就唔准賴㗎。 + +12 +00:01:14,966 --> 00:01:23,739 +韋小寶笑住話：男子漢大丈夫，一言既出，死馬難追吖嘛，嗰個小皇帝又唔係我老子我點解要回護佢唧？ + +13 +00:01:24,721 --> 00:01:28,330 +只不過贏要贏得夠威，輸要輸得光彩。 + +14 +00:01:28,819 --> 00:01:31,521 +無論邊個輸邊個贏，都唔會傷咗和氣。 + +15 +00:01:32,986 --> 00:01:36,728 +陳近南覺得佢最後呢句説話都幾有道理，就話： + +16 +00:01:37,088 --> 00:01:44,699 +呢件事牽涉重大，到底對我哋光復大業係禍呢定係福呢，實在好難預料㗎。 + +17 +00:01:45,308 --> 00:01:50,631 +古人用占卦嚟解決疑難，我哋嚟擲手骰仔，亦係一樣嘅意思唧。 + +18 +00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:53,630 +大家唔使爭執喇，就憑天意行事啦。 + +19 +00:01:54,551 --> 00:01:57,659 +歸二娘話：阿仔，放開手啦。 + +20 +00:01:58,484 --> 00:02:00,716 +歸鐘話：我唔放。 + +21 +00:02:01,591 --> 00:02:04,110 +呢位小兄弟要同你擲骰仔玩啊。 + +22 +00:02:04,886 --> 00:02:09,912 +歸鐘歡喜到乜嘢噉，立即鬆手，放開吳立身胸口嘅穴道。 + +23 +00:02:10,660 --> 00:02:15,632 +吳立身嘅胸口痠痛得好緊要啊，內息不暢，不停咁擰頭。 + +24 +00:02:16,681 --> 00:02:21,489 +韋小寶話：歸少爺，唔該你將骰仔攞出嚟啦，用你哋嘅。 + +25 +00:02:22,332 --> 00:02:27,306 +歸鐘話：骰仔呀，我，我冇噃，你有冇啊？ + +26 +00:02:27,769 --> 00:02:30,803 +我都冇啫，誒邊一位身上帶有骰仔啊？ + +27 +00:02:31,622 --> 00:02:33,840 +眾人都慢慢擰下個頭，都諗： + +28 +00:02:34,633 --> 00:02:38,728 +我哋又唔係爛賭鬼，邊度有隨身帶住骰仔嘅啫？ + +29 +00:02:39,512 --> 00:02:43,637 +歸二娘話：冇骰仔，噉我哋嚟估銅錢啦。 + +30 +00:02:44,571 --> 00:02:49,360 +韋小寶話：噉仲係擲骰仔公平，貨真價實童叟無欺。 + +31 +00:02:49,405 --> 00:02:53,843 +嗱，我係童，歸二爺係叟，可見非擲骰仔不可喇。 + +32 +00:02:54,270 --> 00:02:56,552 +親兵裏頭總係有人有嘅，等我去問下啦。 + +33 +00:02:56,952 --> 00:02:59,904 +講完，拉開門戌，開咗門行出去。 + +34 +00:03:01,102 --> 00:03:09,239 +佢行出東廳，就行入去大廳嘞，喺個袋處攞咗六粒骰仔出嚟，呢啲係佢隨身攜帶嘅法寶。 + +35 +00:03:10,142 --> 00:03:14,881 +不過如果當場喺個袋處攞出嚟呢，歸氏夫婦啊實有疑心嘅。 + +36 +00:03:15,921 --> 00:03:20,600 +噉佢喺大廳處坐咗一陣就返去東廳，笑住話：骰仔搵到喇。 + +37 +00:03:21,603 --> 00:03:25,188 +歸二娘話：輸贏點樣賭法啊？ + +38 +00:03:25,743 --> 00:03:29,380 +韋小寶話：擲骰仔嘅嘢，我一啲都唔識㗎。 + +39 +00:03:29,451 --> 00:03:31,357 +歸少爺，你話點樣賭法啊？ + +40 +00:03:32,103 --> 00:03:36,763 +歸鐘搦起兩粒骰仔話：我同你比邊個，打得準啦。 + +41 +00:03:37,297 --> 00:03:42,604 +手指一彈，嗤嗤兩聲，兩粒骰仔飛起，打熄咗兩支蠟燭。 + +42 +00:03:43,231 --> 00:03:47,013 +跟住噗噗兩聲，兩粒骰仔嵌入板墻。 + +43 +00:03:47,546 --> 00:03:49,879 +群雄一齊讚：好功夫啊！ + +44 +00:03:51,083 --> 00:03:58,657 +韋小寶話：不過我見人哋賭骰仔，係鬥點數大小嘅，就唔係比暗器功夫噃。 + +45 +00:03:59,592 --> 00:04:01,576 +歸二娘話：冇錯喇。 + +46 +00:04:02,144 --> 00:04:07,232 +你哋兩個人，一人擲一手，邊個擲出嚟嘅點數大，邊個就贏啦。 + +47 +00:04:08,556 --> 00:04:16,683 +韋小寶個心諗：只係擲一手啊，講唔埋佢行起運嚟，一下擲咗個三十六點呢？ + +48 +00:04:17,282 --> 00:04:22,184 +佢話：噉樣啦，我哋一人擲三手，三盤兩勝啦。 + +49 +00:04:23,113 --> 00:04:26,569 +歸鐘係擲嘅次數越多就越高興，佢話： + +50 +00:04:26,872 --> 00:04:32,697 +唔好唔好，我哋一人擲三百次，贏咗兩百次嘅就算贏啦。 + +51 +00:04:33,452 --> 00:04:38,387 +歸二娘話：邊度有咁麻煩嘅呢？一人擲三手就夠喇。 + +52 +00:04:39,650 --> 00:04:44,030 +徐天川將嵌入板壁嗰兩粒骰仔挖翻出嚟，誒放喺枱面。 + +53 +00:04:44,877 --> 00:04:47,989 +韋小寶話：歸少爺，你擲先啦。 + +54 +00:04:48,713 --> 00:04:51,816 +歸鐘攞起骰仔，笑騎騎噉正話想擲。 + +55 +00:04:52,941 --> 00:04:54,890 +歸二娘話：咪住。 + +56 +00:04:55,535 --> 00:04:57,940 +擰轉頭問柳大洪同沐劍聲話： + +57 +00:04:58,594 --> 00:05:03,587 +呢場賭賽如果係我哋贏咗，沐王府算唔算數㗎？ + +58 +00:05:04,473 --> 00:05:11,029 +柳大洪先頭同歸辛樹對咗一掌，胸口氣血翻湧，而家呢仲未平復。 + +59 +00:05:11,931 --> 00:05:18,388 +佢諗對方仲話只係使咗五成力，此人係前輩英雄，當然唔會係講大話嘅。 + +60 +00:05:19,074 --> 00:05:23,577 +佢真係要去皇宮行刺，單靠沐王府又點阻得佢住呢？ + +61 +00:05:24,186 --> 00:05:25,156 +就岌一岌頭。 + +62 +00:05:25,782 --> 00:05:29,993 +沐劍聲話：天意如何全憑兩位擲骰仔決定就係喇。 + +63 +00:05:30,727 --> 00:05:32,390 +歸二娘話：好。 + +64 +00:05:33,079 --> 00:05:37,099 +向歸鐘話：擲啦，擲嘅點數越大越好啊。 + +65 +00:05:37,981 --> 00:05:40,443 +歸鐘仔細噉睇下六粒骰仔，佢話： + +66 +00:05:41,194 --> 00:05:48,902 +最多嘅係六點，最少嘅，係兩點，仲有一粒係有個大凹凹嘅。 + +67 +00:05:49,565 --> 00:05:52,317 +歸二娘話：大凹凹係一點。 + +68 +00:05:52,957 --> 00:05:57,293 +咁古怪嘅，哈四點又係紅色㗎喎。 + +69 +00:05:58,074 --> 00:06:05,006 +右掌一揮，啪噉一聲，六粒骰仔都嵌咗入去枱面，向上嘅冚𠾴唥係六點。 + +70 +00:06:05,772 --> 00:06:13,988 +原來佢喺手板上將骰仔放好嘞，六粒骰仔都係一點向下，噉樣一擲，自不然都係六點向上啦。 + +71 +00:06:14,659 --> 00:06:16,776 +眾人又吃驚又好笑啊。 + +72 +00:06:17,631 --> 00:06:21,988 +呢個肺癆鬼睇起上嚟係弱不禁風，內力竟然間咁深厚。 + +73 +00:06:22,662 --> 00:06:26,466 +不過天下間擲骰仔，邊處有佢噉樣擲法嘅啫？ + +74 +00:06:27,048 --> 00:06:30,606 +歸二娘話：仔，唔係噉樣擲嘅。 + +75 +00:06:31,179 --> 00:06:34,738 +佢用手掌喺枱面一拍，六粒骰仔都跳翻出嚟。 + +76 +00:06:34,996 --> 00:06:36,709 +眾人齊聲喝采啊。 + +77 +00:06:37,938 --> 00:06:47,396 +歸二娘攞起骰仔隨手一轆出去，佢話：轆到幾點就算幾多點，不過呢，就唔能夠自己話點樣就點樣㗎。 + +78 +00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:51,437 +歸鐘話：哦，原來係，噉嘅。 + +79 +00:06:52,303 --> 00:06:59,600 +就學母親嘅樣，攞起骰仔輕輕擲喺枱上，骰仔一轆，定落嚟嘅時候，總共係二十點。 + +80 +00:07:00,441 --> 00:07:03,982 +六粒骰仔擲成二十點，贏嘅機會比較高嘞。 + +81 +00:07:05,542 --> 00:07:13,098 +韋小寶攞起骰仔，用手指尾撥幾撥，暗中使花樣，佢話：通殺！一手擲咗出去。 + +82 +00:07:13,542 --> 00:07:18,170 +五粒骰仔呢就轆咗十七點，最後一粒呢仲不停咁轆。 + +83 +00:07:19,070 --> 00:07:26,336 +依照佢作弊嘅手法啊，呢粒骰仔一定係轆成六點嘅，噉二十三點呢，就贏第一手嘞。 + +84 +00:07:27,191 --> 00:07:35,192 +點知呢粒骰仔轆過去，突然跌落咗枱面一個窿仔，嗰個窿仔啊，係歸鐘先頭用骰仔拍出嚟嘅。 + +85 +00:07:36,089 --> 00:07:43,082 +噉嗰粒骰仔微微一震，唔能夠再轆嘞，向天嘅係一點，噉十八點就輸咗一手嘞噃。 + +86 +00:07:43,871 --> 00:07:46,970 +韋小寶話：枱面上面有個窿嘅噉唔算。 + +87 +00:07:47,713 --> 00:07:49,649 +攞起骰仔想話再擲過。 + +88 +00:07:50,076 --> 00:07:53,765 +陳近南擰頭話：呢啲係天意，你輸咗第一手嘞。 + +89 +00:07:54,692 --> 00:07:58,276 +韋小寶諗：仲有兩手我非贏咗你不可。 + +90 +00:07:58,774 --> 00:08:00,348 +就將骰仔交畀歸鐘。 + +91 +00:08:01,473 --> 00:08:07,028 +歸鐘贏咗第一手，得意非凡咯，輕輕一擲，只有九點。 + +92 +00:08:07,870 --> 00:08:11,762 +沐家班人見到呢一手係輸實㗎喇，就不禁歡呼起上嚟。 + +93 +00:08:12,461 --> 00:08:25,567 +韋小寶行去張方枱嘅另外一角，離開枱面嗰六個窿仔遠啲，一手擲出去，竟然係四粒六點，兩粒五點，咪總共三十四點，勝得無驚無險。 + +94 +00:08:26,056 --> 00:08:27,464 +噉啊雙方各贏一手。 + +95 +00:08:28,073 --> 00:08:30,643 +第三手呢，就係決最後輸贏嘞。 + +96 +00:08:31,811 --> 00:08:39,823 +歸鐘一擲，六粒骰仔轉咗好耐，轉出三十一點，噉贏嘅機會呢，已經係好高㗎喇。 + +97 +00:08:40,503 --> 00:08:47,316 +沐家班人都好擔心啊，佢哋諗要贏呢三十一點啊，真係要好好運氣至得。 + +98 +00:08:48,382 --> 00:08:55,786 +韋小寶一啲都唔擔心噃佢諗：我仲係照先頭嘅法子，擲成三十四點唔係贏你囉。 + +99 +00:08:56,115 --> 00:09:02,070 +噉啊手指尾喺手板心輕輕撥下，安好咗骰仔嘅位置，輕輕就轆出去。 + +100 +00:09:03,305 --> 00:09:15,137 +只見六粒骰仔喺枱面上逐粒轉定，六點、五點、五點、六點，噉啊四粒轉定咗個骰仔呢都係大點，已經有廿二點嘞。 + +101 +00:09:15,573 --> 00:09:19,180 +第五粒又轉咗個六點出嚟，總共係二十八點。 + +102 +00:09:19,491 --> 00:09:21,991 +噉最收尾嗰粒骰仔呢，不停咁轉。 + +103 +00:09:22,462 --> 00:09:30,500 +如果係三點，雙方和局，需要再擲一次，一點或者兩點係輸嘞，四、五、六點呢就贏。 + +104 +00:09:30,757 --> 00:09:32,570 +贏嘅機會佔咗六成。 + +105 +00:09:33,237 --> 00:09:39,172 +韋小寶諗：就算係三點和局，再擲一次，你未必再能夠有咁好運嘅。 + +106 +00:09:40,017 --> 00:09:46,622 +呢粒骰仔轉轉轉轉到冇停，噉眼見就嚟定喺六點上便嘞，佢大叫一聲：好！ + +107 +00:09:47,173 --> 00:09:50,187 +忽然間粒骰仔翻咗個身，又轉咗過去。 + +108 +00:09:50,934 --> 00:09:53,530 +佢大吃一驚：哎呀有鬼喇。 + +109 +00:09:54,341 --> 00:09:58,782 +一擸眼，只見歸辛樹正在對住骰仔輕輕吹氣。 + +110 +00:09:59,356 --> 00:10:06,344 +就喺呢個時候，嗰粒骰仔停住唔轉嘞，大凹凹仰面朝天乃係一點。 + +111 +00:10:06,868 --> 00:10:08,681 +噉啊眾人齊聲大叫。 + +112 +00:10:09,621 --> 00:10:21,380 +韋小寶又驚又嬲啊，擲骰仔作弊嘅人呢見過無數咁多嘞，吹氣嚟到轉骰仔嘅，今日第一次遇到唧，以前呀連聽都未聽過。 + +113 +00:10:22,633 --> 00:10:35,221 +呢個伯爺公內功高強到極，聚氣成線，不但將呢粒骰仔，由六點吹成一點啊，怕啱先歸鐘擲成三十一點，都唔係完全靠好運氣嘅。 + +114 +00:10:35,648 --> 00:10:38,236 +你慌唔係佢老豆喺旁邊吹氣幫佢啊？ + +115 +00:10:39,250 --> 00:10:45,664 +佢唂到面都紅晒大聲噉話：歸大爺，你你，呼，呼，呼！ + +116 +00:10:46,188 --> 00:10:48,857 +講完，嘟長條嘴學佢吹氣。 + +117 +00:10:49,628 --> 00:10:53,197 +歸辛樹話：廿九點，你輸嘞。 + +118 +00:10:54,091 --> 00:11:02,821 +攞起第六粒骰仔，用兩隻手指一捻，啪一聲，捻碎粒骰仔，流咗啲水銀出嚟散喺枱面上便。 + +119 +00:11:03,549 --> 00:11:07,232 +即刻就化為千百粒細細嘅圓珠四面咁轆。 + +120 +00:11:08,311 --> 00:11:12,202 +歸鐘拍手笑住話：哎呀好玩啊好玩啊。 + +121 +00:11:12,362 --> 00:11:17,089 +呢啲係乜嘢嚟㗎？又好似水，又好似係，係銀噉嘅？ + +122 +00:11:18,302 --> 00:11:25,206 +韋小寶見歸辛樹拆穿咗骰仔裏便灌水銀嘅弊端，亦唔能夠再同佢辯論吹氣嘅事喇。 + +123 +00:11:25,841 --> 00:11:31,572 +就詐假意好驚異噉話：吖，原來骰仔裏便有水銀嘅。 + +124 +00:11:31,848 --> 00:11:34,188 +大爺啊，你啊教識咗晚輩喇。 + +125 +00:11:34,673 --> 00:11:44,260 +骰仔係用牛骨做嘅，我今日先至知道，水銀係喺牛骨裏便生出嚟嘅，以前仲以為係銀撈水溝成嘅添。 + +126 +00:11:44,606 --> 00:11:48,354 +黃牛會耕田又會造水銀，哈真係使得嘞。 + +127 +00:11:49,951 --> 00:11:54,777 +歸二娘唔理佢亂噏無為喇就話：大家冇説話講啦嘛？ + +128 +00:11:55,258 --> 00:11:59,907 +韋兄弟，皇宮裏便嘅情形唔該你詳細啲講出嚟啦。 + +129 +00:12:00,853 --> 00:12:02,633 +韋小寶望住師父。 + +130 +00:12:03,251 --> 00:12:09,822 +陳近南岌一岌頭話：天意就係噉樣，你就老老實實講畀兩位前輩聽啦。 + +131 +00:12:10,690 --> 00:12:15,726 +佢明知呢個徒弟十分狡猾，佢特別加上老老實實四個字。 + +132 +00:12:16,811 --> 00:12:20,201 +韋小寶心念一轉，有咗主意喇佢話： + +133 +00:12:20,981 --> 00:12:24,538 +既然係輸咗咯，賭賬梗係唔能夠賴數㗎啦。 + +134 +00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:29,844 +大丈夫偷呃拐騙都唔緊要，賭賬呢千祈不可不還噃。 + +135 +00:12:30,334 --> 00:12:33,888 +不過皇宮裏便嘅房屋太多，講又講唔清嘅。 + +136 +00:12:34,217 --> 00:12:36,503 +不如噉啦，我去畫張圖出嚟啦。 + +137 +00:12:37,502 --> 00:12:41,925 +徐三哥、錢大哥，唔該你哋陪歸大爺佢哋啦，我去畫圖啊。 + +138 +00:12:42,289 --> 00:12:45,952 +噉啊向眾人拱一拱手，就行出去東廳，行去書房嘞。 + +139 +00:12:47,321 --> 00:12:54,860 +呢座伯爵府係康親王送嘅，書房裏便圖書滿壁，枱面擺住紙張筆墨。 + +140 +00:12:55,793 --> 00:13:05,728 +書房嘅書字同賭錢輸贏嘅輸字同音，韋小寶怕賭錢唔好運啊，所以間書房呢，平日半步都唔入嘅。 + +141 +00:13:06,599 --> 00:13:10,553 +而家嚟喇，坐喺書枱前面叫一聲：磨墨！ + +142 +00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:13,519 +嗰個親隨即刻上前侍候。 + +143 +00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:27,538 +韋小寶捉住支筆，蘸飽墨正話想寫，忽然間耷一聲，一大滴墨汁啊喺筆尖上面跌咗落嚟，當堂將一張金花玉版箋整污糟。 + +144 +00:13:28,694 --> 00:13:31,233 +不過韋小寶一啲都唔在乎噃。 + +145 +00:13:32,148 --> 00:13:39,894 +佢喺墨點左便呢一筆直落，畫咗一條彎彎曲曲嘅樹幹，又喺樹幹左便啊輕輕一點。 + +146 +00:13:40,850 --> 00:13:44,468 +韋小寶話：我呢個小字寫得好唔好啊？ + +147 +00:13:45,791 --> 00:13:53,156 +嗰個親隨初時以為韋小寶係畫畫啫噃，而家先至知道係寫咗個小字，佢連忙讚好嘢喇佢話： + +148 +00:13:53,676 --> 00:13:59,911 +大人嘅書法，筆順由右至左，別創一格，天縱奇才啊。 + +149 +00:14:01,038 --> 00:14:02,627 +你去傳張提督入嚟。 + +150 +00:14:03,449 --> 00:14:05,040 +嗰個親隨應咗就出去嘞。 + +151 +00:14:06,781 --> 00:14:09,700 +韋小寶喺個小字下便畫咗個圓圈。 + +152 +00:14:10,446 --> 00:14:18,426 +喺圓圈下便呢，畫咗一條既似硬柴又似擔挑嘅一劃，再畫一條蚯蚓穿過扁擔。 + +153 +00:14:19,372 --> 00:14:27,017 +呢條蚯蚓穿扁擔啊乃係一個子字，噉三字串起上嚟呢，係康熙個名小玄子。 + +154 +00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:31,720 +玄字就唔會寫喇，畫個圓圈代替。 + +155 +00:14:33,030 --> 00:14:39,088 +想當日佢喺清涼寺做和尚，康熙曾經畫圖畫代替聖旨畀佢。 + +156 +00:14:39,961 --> 00:14:46,280 +今日事勢緊急啊，韋小寶有樣學樣，就畫幅圖畫嚟代替奏章嘞。 + +157 +00:14:47,798 --> 00:14:53,557 +佢喺小玄子嘅名字之後，再畫一把劍，劍尖啊直刺入圓圈。 + +158 +00:14:54,367 --> 00:15:02,221 +呢一把刀唔似刀劍唔似劍嘅嘢，只畫到佢滿頭大汗，啱啱畫好唧張勇啊已經嚟到嘞。 + +159 +00:15:03,433 --> 00:15:09,752 +韋小寶折好金花玉版箋，入咗落信封封好佢，就交咗畀張勇，低聲話： + +160 +00:15:10,419 --> 00:15:15,862 +張提督，呢道緊要嘅奏章，你即刻送入去皇宮呈畀皇上。 + +161 +00:15:16,173 --> 00:15:20,283 +你話係我嘅密奏，侍衞太監就會即刻同你通報㗎喇。 + +162 +00:15:21,096 --> 00:15:29,197 +張勇應咗雙手接過嚟，正話要放入懷內，聽見書房外便兩名親兵齊聲噉喝：咩人啊？ + +163 +00:15:29,977 --> 00:15:35,990 +房門嘭一聲推開，闖咗三個人入嚟，乃係歸氏夫婦同歸鐘。 + +164 +00:15:37,162 --> 00:15:42,338 +歸二娘一眼見到張勇手上嘅奏章，一手搶咗大聲噉問韋小寶： + +165 +00:15:43,140 --> 00:15:45,193 +你同清廷皇帝告密啊？ + +166 +00:15:46,010 --> 00:15:49,933 +韋小寶嚇到傻晒，只係話：唔，唔係啊，唔係啊。 + +167 +00:15:50,802 --> 00:15:59,681 +歸二娘撕開信封，攞咗張信箋出嚟，見到上面畫咗古古怪怪嘅圖形，噉愕然喇佢話：你睇下。 + +168 +00:16:00,343 --> 00:16:04,936 +噉啊交咗畀歸辛樹，佢問韋小寶話：呢啲係咩嘢啊？ + +169 +00:16:05,626 --> 00:16:11,719 +哦，我吩咐佢去廚房，去整，誒整啲湯圓啫嘛愛嚟請客人食嘅。 + +170 +00:16:12,399 --> 00:16:16,928 +要細個嘅湯圓，唔要大個嘅，誒湯圓上便，要刻花嘅。 + +171 +00:16:17,168 --> 00:16:20,418 +噉佢，佢搞唔清楚我就畫圖畫畀佢睇啫嘛。 + +172 +00:16:20,915 --> 00:16:25,417 +歸辛樹同歸二娘都點一點頭，神情即刻和氣翻嘞。 + +173 +00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:32,122 +信箋上面畫嘅果然係用刀喺細湯圓上面刻花，絕非向皇帝告密。 + +174 +00:16:32,740 --> 00:16:35,311 +就畀翻張信箋同埋信封過張勇。 + +175 +00:16:36,392 --> 00:16:39,956 +韋小寶連忙向張勇揮手話：快啲去啦快啲去啦。 + +176 +00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:42,107 +張勇轉身就出房。 + +177 +00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:46,572 +韋小寶話：要多啲預備，多啲派人手，趕住做啊。 + +178 +00:16:46,688 --> 00:16:51,482 +大家要馬上食㗎，呢啲啊性命交關嘅事，一陣都唔能夠耽擱得㗎。 + +179 +00:16:52,424 --> 00:16:54,197 +張勇喺門口又應咗一聲。 + +180 +00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:58,511 +歸二娘話：湯圓嘅事唔使急嘅。 + +181 +00:16:58,866 --> 00:17:01,659 +韋兄弟，你畫嘅皇宮地圖呢？ + +182 +00:17:02,574 --> 00:17:07,816 +韋小寶攞咗一張玉版箋鋪喺枱面，將支筆交畀歸二娘佢話： + +183 +00:17:08,273 --> 00:17:12,389 +我畫來畫去都畫唔好，不如我嚟講，你嚟畫啦。 + +184 +00:17:13,041 --> 00:17:16,697 +歸二娘接過筆，坐落嚟佢話：好，你講啦。 + +185 +00:17:17,671 --> 00:17:24,545 +韋小寶諗住呢啲嘢都唔使呃佢嘅，於是從午門講起，向北到金水橋。 + +186 +00:17:24,661 --> 00:17:35,580 +屈向西便，過弘義閣，經太和、中和、保和三大殿，等等等等，一一二二啲宮閣樓台講清楚。 + +187 +00:17:36,487 --> 00:17:41,836 +好在佢記性啊好噃，平日喺皇宮裏便到處咁玩極之熟悉。 + +188 +00:17:43,072 --> 00:17:48,899 +歸二娘寫咗好耐先至將皇宮之內，九堂四十八處嘅方位寫完。 + +189 +00:17:49,562 --> 00:17:52,034 +佢放低支筆吐咗啖氣，微笑話： + +190 +00:17:52,715 --> 00:17:56,916 +難為韋兄弟記得咁明白，真係多謝晒你嘞。 + +191 +00:17:57,817 --> 00:18:10,913 +佢聽韋小寶將每處宮殿門户嘅名稱方位逐樣咁講，如數家珍絕無阻滯，估計都係真㗎喇，佢如果要捏造亦冇咁叻嘅本事吖。 + +192 +00:18:11,567 --> 00:18:17,104 +韋小寶笑住話：呢啲係歸少爺擲骰仔贏翻嚟嘅彩頭你哋唔使多謝我。 + +193 +00:18:17,335 --> 00:18:24,097 +誒仲有啊，皇宮嘅御前侍衞呢，平時一般都喺東華門側跟嘅鑾輿衛一帶侍候嘅。 + +194 +00:18:24,679 --> 00:18:34,067 +不過目前同吳三桂打仗，嗰個小皇帝一定嚴加戒備，估計紫禁城四十八處之中，到處都有侍衞把守㗎喇。 + +195 +00:18:35,336 --> 00:18:44,323 +佢諗：我講定一句先，免得小玄子接咗我密奏之後加派衛士，呢三隻烏龜疑心我通風報信啊。 + +196 +00:18:44,643 --> 00:18:47,587 +歸二娘話：哦，噉啊梗係啦。 + +197 +00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:53,844 +韋小寶話：宮裏便嘅侍衞雖然多，亦冇咩大高手，就係一味人多唧。 + +198 +00:18:54,138 --> 00:18:59,531 +滿洲人射箭嘅本事係好厲害㗎，不過三位當然亦唔放在心上啦。 + +199 +00:19:00,232 --> 00:19:02,644 +多承指教喇，我哋走喇。 + +200 +00:19:03,195 --> 00:19:06,860 +三位食咗湯圓先至去啦，噉先至有氣力做嘢㗎嘛。 + +201 +00:19:07,442 --> 00:19:11,436 +行到門邊大聲話：嚟人啊，送點心嚟。 + +202 +00:19:12,237 --> 00:19:14,230 +門外侍役高聲答應。 + +203 +00:19:14,674 --> 00:19:16,382 +歸二娘話：唔使喇。 + +204 +00:19:16,791 --> 00:19:20,232 +拖住個仔隻手同歸辛樹一拍噉行出書房。 + +205 +00:19:20,879 --> 00:19:29,706 +夫婦兩個人都諗：你喺呢啲刻花湯圓裏便，多數又做咗啲咩嘢手腳，湯圓又何必刻花唧？ + +206 +00:19:30,359 --> 00:19:33,709 +上咗一次當，就唔能夠上第二次喇。 + +207 +00:19:34,697 --> 00:19:40,570 +佢哋三個人喺韋小寶屋企裏便自始至終啊，連清茶都冇飲一啖。 + +208 +00:19:41,591 --> 00:19:47,447 +韋小寶送佢哋去門口，拱手分別佢話：晚輩喺度等住你哋好消息。 + +209 +00:19:48,917 --> 00:19:57,984 +歸辛樹用手喺大門口嘅石獅子頭上打咗一掌，當堂石屑紛飛，冷笑幾聲，揚長而去啊。 + +210 +00:19:59,581 --> 00:20:04,490 +話説韋小寶返到東廳，只見陳近南佢哋正在飲酒。 + +211 +00:20:04,970 --> 00:20:13,727 +噉佢話畀師父聽，已經將紫禁城裏便嘅詳細情形，講咗畀歸氏夫婦知道喇，噉先頭送咗三個人走噉。 + +212 +00:20:14,353 --> 00:20:16,266 +陳近南岌一岌頭，佢話： + +213 +00:20:17,188 --> 00:20:23,954 +唉，歸氏夫婦就算能夠刺殺當今皇帝，恐怕都返唔到嚟喇。 + +214 +00:20:25,146 --> 00:20:32,414 +群雄默默噉飲酒，各有各想心事，偶然間有人講咗兩句説話亦都冇旁人接口。 + +215 +00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:39,743 +過咗大半個時辰，門外有人話：啟稟爵爺，張提督有事求見。 + +216 +00:20:40,793 --> 00:20:48,397 +韋小寶好歡喜喇不過佢話：三更半夜有咩緊要事吖，你話我已經瞓咗喇，有事聽日再講啦。 + +217 +00:20:49,068 --> 00:20:49,493 +係。 + +218 +00:20:50,421 --> 00:20:55,708 +陳近南低聲話：或者係皇宮裏便有消息呢，你去問下啦。 + +219 +00:20:56,286 --> 00:21:06,667 +韋小寶應咗，就嚟到大廳，只見趙良棟、王進寶、孫思克三個人企響處，神情好驚惶，但係就唔見張勇。 + +220 +00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:11,723 +嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/193.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/193.srt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..8c3bd476c67496cc91aba172e4395d9a2ee0e2fe --- /dev/null +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/193.srt @@ -0,0 +1,875 @@ +1 +00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,974 +前文再續啊書接上一回啊。 + +2 +00:00:04,582 --> 00:00:15,726 +話説韋小寶嚟到大廳，只見趙良棟、王進寶、孫思克三個人企響處，神情非常之驚惶，但係唔見張勇。 + +3 +00:00:16,977 --> 00:00:20,746 +韋小寶打過特嘞，佢低聲問：張提督呢？ + +4 +00:00:21,434 --> 00:00:29,810 +王進寶話：啟稟大人，張提督出咗事啊，暈咗喺府門外便，已經抬咗喺嗰便廂房喇。 + +5 +00:00:30,836 --> 00:00:34,594 +韋小寶大吃一驚啊就問：點，點解會暈咗嘅？ + +6 +00:00:35,168 --> 00:00:41,638 +咪衝入去廂房，只見張勇眯埋雙眼，面色慘白，猛咁喘氣。 + +7 +00:00:42,394 --> 00:00:46,744 +韋小寶叫佢話：張提督，張提督，你見點啊？ + +8 +00:00:47,846 --> 00:00:53,251 +張勇慢慢擘開眼佢話：嗯，卑職。 + +9 +00:00:53,896 --> 00:00:55,680 +雙眼一翻，又暈咗喇。 + +10 +00:00:56,559 --> 00:01:01,083 +韋小寶連忙伸手喺佢懷內摸下，摸到自己嗰道奏章出嚟。 + +11 +00:01:01,973 --> 00:01:07,517 +扲張紙箋出嚟一睇，果然係自己嗰張畫，不由得暗暗叫苦。 + +12 +00:01:07,979 --> 00:01:20,271 +孫思克話：剛才巡夜嘅兵丁前嚟稟報，話府門外幾百步嘅地方，有名軍官暈咗喺地，噉有人過去一睇，認出係張提督，噉先至抬翻嚟嘅啫。 + +13 +00:01:21,009 --> 00:01:26,373 +張提督後枕撞出嚟啲血都已經結咗冰嘞，睇嚟佢暈咗已經好耐㗎喇。 + +14 +00:01:27,433 --> 00:01:35,366 +韋小寶諗：佢暈咗好耐，奏章又未送出去，實係一出府門就遇到毒手。 + +15 +00:01:36,182 --> 00:01:44,083 +唔通呢三隻烏龜派人喺府門外便埋伏，怕我派人向皇帝告密，所以向張提督下手？ + +16 +00:01:44,563 --> 00:01:46,386 +個心呀焦急萬分啊。 + +17 +00:01:47,124 --> 00:01:49,610 +過咗一陣，張勇又醒翻嘞。 + +18 +00:01:50,460 --> 00:01:58,477 +王進寶攞個酒壺過嚟，等佢飲咗幾啖燒酒，噉啊孫思克同趙良棟分別用燒酒喺佢手掌上面出力咁捽。 + +19 +00:01:59,611 --> 00:02:01,910 +張勇精神好翻啲嘞，佢就話： + +20 +00:02:03,381 --> 00:02:27,491 +卑職該死，行出府門，都未夠，未夠幾百步，突然間，心口，心口好似刀割咁痛，再，再行幾步，眼前一黑就暈咗嘞，唔能，唔能夠去辦大人，交代嘅事啊。 + +21 +00:02:28,532 --> 00:02:31,869 +卑職啊，即刻去，即刻啊。 + +22 +00:02:32,416 --> 00:02:34,018 +講完就想起身嘞噃。 + +23 +00:02:35,228 --> 00:02:41,358 +韋小寶連忙話：張大哥你瞓喺度休息，呢件事請佢哋三個人去辦都係一樣㗎啫。 + +24 +00:02:41,922 --> 00:02:49,270 +噉啊將奏章交畀王進寶，命令佢同趙良棟、孫思克三個人帶埋衛士趕到皇宮呈遞。 + +25 +00:02:50,092 --> 00:03:01,358 +佢好焦急啊，佢諗：嗰三隻烏龜已經去咗大半個時辰嘞，怕小玄子已經性命不保喇，我哋只有死馬當活馬醫係啦。 + +26 +00:03:02,062 --> 00:03:04,607 +噉王進寶等三個人就奉命而去嘞。 + +27 +00:03:05,851 --> 00:03:16,038 +張勇話：大人書房裏便，嗰個老坑，嗰個老坑嘅武功，真係犀利啊。 + +28 +00:03:17,472 --> 00:03:26,288 +我行出書房嘅時候，佢係我背脊，背脊，輕輕推咗一下。 + +29 +00:03:27,192 --> 00:03:33,048 +當時我都唔覺得點樣嘅，點知道已經，受咗內傷。 + +30 +00:03:33,812 --> 00:03:40,598 +一出門口，即刻，即刻就發作，誤咗大人嘅大事啊。 + +31 +00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:54,521 +韋小寶噉樣先至恍然大悟，原來歸辛樹雖然見到呢道奏章唔係告密，但係起咗疑心，暗中使重手，等張勇辦唔到事。 + +32 +00:03:55,507 --> 00:04:01,089 +見佢神情慚愧就話：張大哥，你安心靜養啦，呢件事一啲都唔怪得你嘅。 + +33 +00:04:01,991 --> 00:04:06,204 +叉叉叉，呢隻老烏龜暗算你，我實搵佢哋算賬。 + +34 +00:04:06,755 --> 00:04:11,717 +又安慰咗幾句，吩咐親隨快啲煎參湯，嗌醫生嚟診治。 + +35 +00:04:12,938 --> 00:04:20,224 +佢返到東廳就話：唔係宮裏便嘅消息啊，張提督畀歸二爺打到重傷，怕性命難保嘞。 + +36 +00:04:21,173 --> 00:04:25,590 +眾人都吃咗一驚連忙問：點解打傷張提督呢？ + +37 +00:04:26,603 --> 00:04:34,070 +張提督喺府外巡查，見到佢哋三個人出府就上前查問啦，歸二爺就一掌打過去嘞。 + +38 +00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:37,414 +噉大家都岌一岌頭，佢哋諗： + +39 +00:04:38,662 --> 00:04:44,630 +一個平常武官又點捱得起神拳無敵一掌呢？一隻手指尾都唔得啊。 + +40 +00:04:45,612 --> 00:04:47,963 +韋小寶又好後悔，佢諗： + +41 +00:04:48,864 --> 00:04:58,649 +如果早知道張提督遭咗毒手，奏章唔能夠搶先送到小玄子手上，噉宮內嘅情形就決唔能夠講得咁詳細畀佢哋聽㗎。 + +42 +00:04:59,187 --> 00:05:01,792 +我應該東南西北，炒鬼亂佢。 + +43 +00:05:02,068 --> 00:05:12,372 +同佢移山倒海，將皇極殿搬去壽安宮，重華宮啊搬去文華殿，等嗰三隻烏龜喺皇宮裏便氹氹轉，躝到佢暈陀陀至係嘅。 + +44 +00:05:13,523 --> 00:05:18,143 +噉眾人就坐喺處等嘞，聽見外便打四更。 + +45 +00:05:19,018 --> 00:05:32,814 +又過咗一陣，遠處胡同，忽然一班狗吼吼聲噉吠起上嚟，眾人手撳刀柄企起身，打側個耳嚟聽下，嗰班狗吠咗一陣，又漸漸靜咗落嚟嘞。 + +46 +00:05:34,259 --> 00:05:44,794 +過咗好耐，喺一片寂靜之中，隱約聽見雞啼，跟住雞啼聲四面響起，窗格上面隱約現出白色。 + +47 +00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:49,164 +韋小寶話：天光喇，我去皇宮打聽下啦。 + +48 +00:05:50,013 --> 00:05:56,567 +陳近南話：歸家夫婦父子如果不幸失手，你務必要想法子搭救啊。 + +49 +00:05:57,261 --> 00:06:00,741 +吳六奇大哥嘅事出於誤會，唔怪得佢哋。 + +50 +00:06:01,443 --> 00:06:03,890 +大義為重私交為輕。 + +51 +00:06:04,636 --> 00:06:07,834 +佢哋對我哋咁傲慢，亦唔好放喺心上。 + +52 +00:06:08,616 --> 00:06:10,580 +師父嘅吩咐弟子都知道喇。 + +53 +00:06:11,224 --> 00:06:19,064 +只不過，只不過佢哋如果已經殺咗小皇帝，弟子就算拼咗命仔亦都救佢唔出喇。 + +54 +00:06:20,191 --> 00:06:28,522 +想到小皇帝而家多數畀歸家三個人殺死，不禁個心好難過，當堂就流起眼淚，佢哽噎住話： + +55 +00:06:29,629 --> 00:06:32,543 +就係可惜吳大哥，哼。 + +56 +00:06:34,021 --> 00:06:35,457 +就乘機喊出嚟嘞。 + +57 +00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:44,387 +沐劍聲話：歸氏夫婦呢次一去不論成敗，今日北京城裏便必定會大亂嘅。 + +58 +00:06:45,055 --> 00:06:52,398 +兄弟喺外便有唔少朋友，需要趕住出去安排，叫大家分散躲避，等過咗呢陣風頭再講啦。 + +59 +00:06:53,037 --> 00:06:54,705 +陳近南話：冇錯。 + +60 +00:06:55,442 --> 00:07:04,661 +敝會兄弟喺城內各處嘅亦好多，大家分頭去通知，所有相識嘅江湖上朋友，人人都要小心啲，千祈唔好撞板。 + +61 +00:07:06,183 --> 00:07:10,437 +今晚酉時，我哋仍然喺呢處聚會商議今後嘅做法啦。 + +62 +00:07:11,371 --> 00:07:15,019 +酉時用而家嚟講即係下午五點至七點。 + +63 +00:07:15,934 --> 00:07:17,033 +噉大家都應咗。 + +64 +00:07:17,651 --> 00:07:25,778 +於是啊先派四名天地會兄弟出去睇過，等佢哋返嚟報告話，附近並無異狀，噉先陸續離府。 + +65 +00:07:27,497 --> 00:07:34,522 +話説韋小寶上下出門口，啱啱孫思克返嚟，話奏章已經交咗畀宮門侍衞。 + +66 +00:07:35,344 --> 00:07:41,629 +嗰個侍衞嘅統帶，一聽講係副總管韋大人嘅密奏，一接過就立即飛奔入去呈遞嘞。 + +67 +00:07:42,202 --> 00:07:47,384 +佢哋三個人喺宮門外便等候，一直等到五更，個統帶仲係未出嚟。 + +68 +00:07:48,196 --> 00:07:56,891 +而家王進寶、趙良棟兩個人仍然喺宮門外便等候消息，因為怕韋大人掛念，佢先返嚟稟告啫噉。 + +69 +00:07:57,876 --> 00:08:01,222 +韋小寶話：好，你照料住張提督啦。 + +70 +00:08:02,386 --> 00:08:09,546 +佢憂心忡忡，命令親兵押住假太后毛東珠坐喺頂小轎裏便，噉啊進宮見駕嘞。 + +71 +00:08:10,696 --> 00:08:18,576 +嚟到宮門，只見四圍悄無聲息，十幾名宮門侍衞上前請安，都笑騎騎噉話： + +72 +00:08:19,226 --> 00:08:23,297 +副總管辛苦喇，揚州呢笪地方好好玩呢？ + +73 +00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:27,234 +韋小寶個心啊稍為放寬咗啲，佢諗： + +74 +00:08:28,290 --> 00:08:34,040 +宮裏便如果出咗大事，佢一定冇心情同我講揚州好唔好玩嘅。 + +75 +00:08:34,559 --> 00:08:38,527 +就微笑住岌一岌頭佢問：呢一排大家都冇事吖嘛？ + +76 +00:08:39,127 --> 00:08:52,227 +一名侍衞話：託副總管嘅福，上下平安，不過吳三桂呢個老嘢造反，將皇上呀忙到不可開交，三更半夜都時時傳大臣入宮議事啊。 + +77 +00:08:53,413 --> 00:08:55,974 +韋小寶個心裏便又再放寬一啲嘞。 + +78 +00:08:56,690 --> 00:09:04,378 +噉另外一名侍衞笑住話：總管大人一返到北京呀，幫皇上處理大事，皇上呢就可以清閒啲喇。 + +79 +00:09:05,111 --> 00:09:12,636 +韋小寶笑住話：你哋唔使托大腳，我喺揚州帶翻嚟嘅嘢，好兄弟個個有份。 + +80 +00:09:13,209 --> 00:09:16,364 +眾侍衛歡喜到乜嘢噉，一齊請安多謝。 + +81 +00:09:17,226 --> 00:09:23,436 +韋小寶指住頂小轎話：裏面係太后同皇上吩咐要捉拿嘅欽犯，你哋睇下啦。 + +82 +00:09:24,241 --> 00:09:28,330 +噉有個隨從打開轎簾，等宮門侍衞搜查。 + +83 +00:09:29,233 --> 00:09:34,250 +啲侍衞循例伸隻手入轎，查過並冇凶器等違禁物品喇，就話： + +84 +00:09:34,864 --> 00:09:39,233 +副總管大人呢次立咗大功，我哋又有升官酒飲喇。 + +85 +00:09:40,982 --> 00:09:51,701 +韋小寶入咗宮，一問乾清門嘅內班宿衞，知道皇上喺養心殿召見大臣議事，由尋晚議到而家仲未退朝。 + +86 +00:09:52,216 --> 00:09:55,801 +韋小寶一聽見呀歡喜到乜嘢噉，佢諗： + +87 +00:09:56,573 --> 00:10:03,343 +原來皇上忙咗一晚都冇瞓，召見大臣嘅時候，梗係四圍戒備好嚴謹啦。 + +88 +00:10:04,211 --> 00:10:12,012 +養心殿四周圍一千幾百眼燈籠，點到光棖棖，歸家嗰三隻烏龜又點接近到皇上吖？ + +89 +00:10:12,842 --> 00:10:19,473 +呢如果小玄子早早上床瞓咗覺，烏燈黑火，都怕尋晚啊已經撞咗板喇。 + +90 +00:10:19,993 --> 00:10:22,940 +可見佢做皇帝果然係洪福齊天。 + +91 +00:10:23,473 --> 00:10:30,071 +唉，好在吳三桂呢個老嘢打贏仗，皇上噉先至心急，漏夜議事唧。 + +92 +00:10:31,052 --> 00:10:34,730 +噉啊嚟到養心殿外便，靜一靜噉企響處等候。 + +93 +00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:43,171 +佢雖然得到康熙寵幸啊，但係皇帝正在同王公大臣商議軍國大事，佢都唔敢擅自入去嘅。 + +94 +00:10:44,582 --> 00:10:53,573 +等咗大半個時辰，內班宿衞開咗殿門嘞，只見康親王傑書、明珠、索額圖等一個個出嚟。 + +95 +00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:59,486 +眾大臣見到韋小寶，都係微微笑拱拱手，邊個都唔敢講説話。 + +96 +00:11:00,537 --> 00:11:03,507 +噉太監通報入去，康熙即刻傳見啊。 + +97 +00:11:04,583 --> 00:11:11,000 +韋小寶上殿叩頭，企起身，見到康熙坐喺御座之中，精神煥發。 + +98 +00:11:11,836 --> 00:11:13,965 +韋小寶真係歡喜啊佢話： + +99 +00:11:14,419 --> 00:11:18,709 +皇上，奴才見到你好，好，好高興啊。 + +100 +00:11:19,981 --> 00:11:25,047 +佢擔咗成晚心，而家見到康熙冇事嘞忍唔住眼淚奪眶而出。 + +101 +00:11:26,197 --> 00:11:29,652 +康熙笑住問佢：好地地喊咩嘢啊？ + +102 +00:11:32,409 --> 00:11:34,832 +奴才，歡喜到喊啫嘛。 + +103 +00:11:36,177 --> 00:11:40,442 +康熙見佢真情流露就笑住話：哈哈哈哈哈好，好好好。 + +104 +00:11:41,401 --> 00:11:44,841 +小桂子，吳三桂呢個老嘢真係造反啊。 + +105 +00:11:45,649 --> 00:11:50,155 +佢打咗幾個勝仗，以為我怕咗佢，唔敢殺佢個仔。 + +106 +00:11:50,448 --> 00:11:54,213 +叉叉叉，老子尋日就斬咗吳應熊個人頭。 + +107 +00:11:54,968 --> 00:11:58,536 +吓？皇上已經殺咗吳應熊啊？ + +108 +00:11:59,683 --> 00:12:00,682 +當然係啦。 + +109 +00:12:01,403 --> 00:12:11,046 +班大臣都勸我唔好殺吳應熊，講咩如果王師不利，仲可以同吳三桂講和，准佢唔削藩永鎮雲南。 + +110 +00:12:11,530 --> 00:12:16,776 +又講咩一殺咗吳應熊呢，吳三桂就心無顧忌，更加兇狼嘞噉。 + +111 +00:12:16,909 --> 00:12:19,079 +呸！呢啲膽小鬼。 + +112 +00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:21,016 +皇上英斷喇。 + +113 +00:12:21,599 --> 00:12:30,670 +奴才睇過齣大戲群英會，噉啊周瑜同魯肅對孫權講，話我哋做臣子嘅投降曹操啊得，主公啊投降唔得嘅噉。 + +114 +00:12:31,791 --> 00:12:38,946 +我哋今日亦都係一樣啫，佢哋王公大臣同吳三桂講和啊得，皇上講和就萬萬唔得嘅。 + +115 +00:12:39,874 --> 00:12:44,828 +康熙極之歡喜啊，一拍張枱，離開御座行落嚟佢話： + +116 +00:12:45,077 --> 00:12:51,096 +小桂子，你如果早嚟一日，將呢番道理同班大臣講下，佢哋就唔敢勸我講和嘞。 + +117 +00:12:51,811 --> 00:12:57,798 +哼，佢哋投降咗吳三桂，一樣做尚書、做將軍，蝕咩底啊佢哋？ + +118 +00:12:59,198 --> 00:13:07,053 +康熙諗：韋小寶雖然不學無術，不過就唔似班大臣噉樣有私心，只係為自己打算。 + +119 +00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:15,600 +就拉住佢隻手行到一張大枱前便，枱上放住一張大地圖，康熙指住地圖話： + +120 +00:13:16,810 --> 00:13:24,669 +我已經派人率領精兵，一路，由荊州去常德把守，一路，由武昌去岳州把守； + +121 +00:13:25,331 --> 00:13:31,250 +派咗順承郡王勒爾錦做寧南靖寇大將軍，統率諸將進剿。 + +122 +00:13:32,248 --> 00:13:36,741 +先頭我又派咗刑部尚書莫洛做經略，駐守西安。 + +123 +00:13:37,194 --> 00:13:42,523 +吳三桂就算得咗雲貴、四川，攻入湖南，我哋亦唔怕佢。 + +124 +00:13:43,469 --> 00:13:48,410 +皇上，不如你都派奴才帶一支兵馬，去打吳三桂呢個老嘢咯。 + +125 +00:13:49,228 --> 00:13:53,066 +唔得，行軍打仗嘅事，唔係講玩㗎。 + +126 +00:13:53,568 --> 00:13:55,152 +你就喺宮裏便陪住我啦。 + +127 +00:13:55,676 --> 00:14:02,152 +再講，呢次派出去嘅，都係滿洲將官滿洲兵，至怕佢哋唔服你調度啊。 + +128 +00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:03,446 +係。 + +129 +00:14:04,214 --> 00:14:12,326 +韋小寶諗：吳三桂要天下漢人起嚟打清兵，我係假滿洲人，皇上梗係信我唔過啦。 + +130 +00:14:12,987 --> 00:14:15,267 +康熙啊估到佢心思嘞，就話： + +131 +00:14:16,030 --> 00:14:19,002 +你對我忠心耿耿，我唔係信唔過你。 + +132 +00:14:19,709 --> 00:14:28,807 +我話你聽吖小桂子，吳三桂嘅兵馬好厲害㗎，冇三年五載，甚至係七年八年，係平定唔到佢㗎。 + +133 +00:14:29,487 --> 00:14:32,456 +開頭呢幾年，我哋非打敗仗不可。 + +134 +00:14:33,379 --> 00:14:37,326 +呢一場大戰我哋係先苦後甜，先敗後勝。 + +135 +00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,536 +你鐘意打敗仗呢定係打勝仗啊？ + +136 +00:14:41,448 --> 00:14:43,190 +噉梗係鐘意打勝仗啦。 + +137 +00:14:43,323 --> 00:14:46,666 +丟盔棄甲落荒而逃，好冇癮㗎嘛。 + +138 +00:14:47,692 --> 00:14:51,869 +你對我咁忠心，所以我亦唔能夠令到你蝕底。 + +139 +00:14:52,456 --> 00:14:56,453 +開頭呢三年五載打敗仗，由得人哋去打。 + +140 +00:14:56,738 --> 00:15:04,234 +等打到吳逆精疲力盡喇，大局已定嘅時候，我再派你去打雲南，親手將呢個老嘢捉嚟。 + +141 +00:15:04,852 --> 00:15:07,697 +你知唔知我討逆詔書裏便應承咗咩嘢吖？ + +142 +00:15:08,437 --> 00:15:10,925 +皇上恩德，真係天高地厚嘞。 + +143 +00:15:12,179 --> 00:15:19,311 +我佈告天下，我應承邊個捉到吳三桂嘅，吳三桂係咩嘢官，就封佢做乜嘢官。 + +144 +00:15:20,009 --> 00:15:22,867 +小桂子，噉就要睇你好唔好運咯。 + +145 +00:15:23,169 --> 00:15:27,360 +叉叉叉，你呢個鬼樣睇下似唔似平西親王先。 + +146 +00:15:27,853 --> 00:15:29,762 +哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。 + +147 +00:15:31,076 --> 00:15:34,280 +康熙打側個頭睇咗韋小寶一陣，佢笑住話： + +148 +00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:37,804 +而家好似個馬騮仔噉一啲都唔似。 + +149 +00:15:38,565 --> 00:15:45,111 +過咗六七年，你二十幾歲啦，嗰個時候封個王爺都怕有啲譜喇，哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。 + +150 +00:15:46,002 --> 00:15:51,491 +韋小寶笑住話：平西親王噉嘅大官，奴才恐怕冇呢個福分喇。 + +151 +00:15:52,047 --> 00:16:03,221 +不過皇上如果派我做個大將軍，帶兵去雲南捉吳三桂，大將軍八面威風，奴才手執丈八蛇矛，對住吳三桂大喝一聲： + +152 +00:16:03,533 --> 00:16:05,378 +通，來將通名！ + +153 +00:16:05,547 --> 00:16:07,659 +嘩真係威喇。 + +154 +00:16:07,988 --> 00:16:15,700 +哎呀謝天謝地，吳三桂千祈唔好死得咁早啊，奴才要親手去揪佢嚟呢處，跪呢度向皇上叩頭。 + +155 +00:16:16,333 --> 00:16:17,781 +好，好極喇！ + +156 +00:16:18,900 --> 00:16:23,777 +小桂子，我哋開頭呢幾年嘅仗啊，真係好難打㗎。 + +157 +00:16:24,869 --> 00:16:28,229 +打敗仗唔緊要，不過要敗而不亂。 + +158 +00:16:28,540 --> 00:16:33,374 +噉就必須係大將之才，先至能夠敗而不亂，支撐得住。 + +159 +00:16:34,682 --> 00:16:39,572 +你係個福將，不過就唔係勇將、名將，更加唔係大將。 + +160 +00:16:40,559 --> 00:16:45,113 +唉，可惜朝廷裏便冇咩大將啊。 + +161 +00:16:45,793 --> 00:16:47,857 +皇上你自己就係大將啦。 + +162 +00:16:48,399 --> 00:16:54,402 +皇上已經認定我哋開頭幾年一定要輸嘅，噉啊就算係輸，亦一定唔會亂嘅。 + +163 +00:16:55,420 --> 00:17:02,605 +好似賭牌九噉啫嘛，皇上做莊，噉開頭呢，七副八副牌呢賠通莊，一啲都唔在乎。 + +164 +00:17:02,658 --> 00:17:08,630 +我哋本錢厚啊，泰山石敢當，沉得住氣，噉輸咗錢，咪當借畀佢哋囉。 + +165 +00:17:09,531 --> 00:17:19,718 +到咗收尾，我哋和牌一對、人牌一對、地牌一對、天牌一對，仲有至尊，一副副好牌殺出去，通通殺晒。 + +166 +00:17:19,896 --> 00:17:29,160 +殺到吳三桂呢個老嘢啊人仰馬翻，輸到乾乾淨淨，兩手空空，袋底朝天，一掀開牌，副副都係密十。 + +167 +00:17:30,048 --> 00:17:32,177 +康熙哈哈大笑，佢諗： + +168 +00:17:32,849 --> 00:17:38,867 +朝廷裏便冇大將，我自己就係大將，呢句説話確實係唔錯。 + +169 +00:17:39,702 --> 00:17:47,193 +敗而不亂，沉得住氣，呢八個字除咗我自己，朝廷裏便冇一個將帥大臣做得到嘅。 + +170 +00:17:48,784 --> 00:17:52,064 +佢喺御案上便攞咗韋小寶嗰道密奏嚟佢話： + +171 +00:17:52,727 --> 00:17:55,957 +你話有人要行刺我，要我小心提防呀係唔係啊？ + +172 +00:17:56,777 --> 00:18:05,533 +係啊，當時嘅局面呀好緊急，噉奴才又畀人看到實咯噃，唔能夠叫師爺嚟寫奏章，噉只有畫呢幅圖畫啦。 + +173 +00:18:06,094 --> 00:18:08,395 +皇上真係聰明喇一睇就明白。 + +174 +00:18:08,805 --> 00:18:12,117 +嗰個刺客呢眼白白噉睇住個喎就唔知道係乜東東。 + +175 +00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:16,785 +萬歲爺洪福齊天，啲反叛逆賊呀枉費心機啊。 + +176 +00:18:17,882 --> 00:18:19,142 +係點樣嘅逆賊啊？ + +177 +00:18:20,067 --> 00:18:21,940 +係吳三桂派嚟京城㗎。 + +178 +00:18:22,932 --> 00:18:25,744 +吳逆一起兵，我就加咗三倍侍衞。 + +179 +00:18:26,162 --> 00:18:29,121 +尋晚收到你嘅奏章，又加咗內班宿衞添。 + +180 +00:18:29,778 --> 00:18:34,337 +皇上啊，呢次吳逆派嚟嘅刺客呀，武功好厲害㗎。 + +181 +00:18:34,603 --> 00:18:40,868 +雖然，聖天子有百神呵護，我哋仲係要加倍小心，免致皇上受咗驚嚇啊。 + +182 +00:18:41,310 --> 00:18:49,297 +啊係喇皇上，奴才有一件背心，着喺身上啊刀槍不入，奴才除咗落嚟，請皇上着住佢啦。 + +183 +00:18:49,941 --> 00:18:52,380 +講完，就去解長袍嘅衫紐。 + +184 +00:18:53,415 --> 00:18:57,904 +康熙微微一笑問：係唔係喺鰲拜屋企抄翻嚟㗎？ + +185 +00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:07,802 +韋小寶大吃一驚啊，佢面皮雖然極之厚，但呢個時候出其不意，竟然亦搞到滿面通紅。 + +186 +00:19:08,184 --> 00:19:12,130 +佢跪低話：奴才該死，咩嘢事都呃唔到皇上。 + +187 +00:19:12,959 --> 00:19:16,974 +呢件金絲背心，係喺前明宮裏便得到嘅。 + +188 +00:19:17,566 --> 00:19:26,784 +當時鰲拜立功好多，又衝鋒陷陣，身上刀槍矢石嘅傷受咗唔少，因此攝政王就賜咗畀佢。 + +189 +00:19:27,851 --> 00:19:32,831 +嗰個時候我派你去抄鰲拜嘅家，抄家清單上便冇呢件背心啊。 + +190 +00:19:33,870 --> 00:19:36,991 +韋小寶唯有騎騎笑神情好尷尬。 + +191 +00:19:37,792 --> 00:19:43,363 +康熙笑住話：你今日要除嚟畀我着，足見你極之有忠愛之心。 + +192 +00:19:44,106 --> 00:19:49,502 +不過我身在深宮，侍衛千百，睇嚟刺客亦埋唔到我身嘅。 + +193 +00:19:50,221 --> 00:19:51,780 +呢件背心我用唔着喇。 + +194 +00:19:52,127 --> 00:19:58,092 +你喺外便幫我辦事，時常遇到兇險，呢件背心算係我今日賜畀你嘅。 + +195 +00:19:58,604 --> 00:20:00,982 +呢個賊名從今日起就免咗佢啦。 + +196 +00:20:01,869 --> 00:20:07,582 +韋小寶又試跪低謝恩，佢已經呀出咗成身冷汗，佢諗： + +197 +00:20:08,432 --> 00:20:13,030 +我偷四十二章經嘅事，皇上千祈千祈唔好知道啊。 + +198 +00:20:14,028 --> 00:20:18,931 +康熙話：小桂子，你對我忠心我係知道嘅。 + +199 +00:20:19,659 --> 00:20:23,207 +不過你做事亦都要規規矩矩噉先至係㗎。 + +200 +00:20:23,871 --> 00:20:31,163 +你身上呢件背心，日後如果亦係畀人抄家抄出嚟，畀人哋隱瞞吞沒咗去，噉就不大妙喇。 + +201 +00:20:31,892 --> 00:20:33,781 +係，係，奴才不敢。 + +202 +00:20:34,296 --> 00:20:40,111 +韋小寶額頭啲汗水啊不由得叭叭聲咁流，又叩咗幾個頭噉先至企起身。 + +203 +00:20:41,062 --> 00:20:45,074 +康熙話：揚州嘅事，以後先至講啦。 + +204 +00:20:45,719 --> 00:20:49,960 +講完打咗個喊路，一晚冇瞓啊畢竟有啲攰喇。 + +205 +00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:57,793 +韋小寶話：係，託太后同皇上嘅福，嗰個罪大惡極嘅老舉乸奴才同你捉咗翻嚟喇。 + +206 +00:20:58,438 --> 00:21:01,699 +康熙一聽就話：快啲帶入嚟，快啲帶入嚟。 + +207 +00:21:02,569 --> 00:21:08,974 +韋小寶出去叫咗四名侍衞，將毛東珠拉入嚟養心殿，跪喺康熙面前。 + +208 +00:21:10,458 --> 00:21:13,823 +康熙行到佢面前喝佢話：擔高個頭。 + +209 +00:21:14,910 --> 00:21:18,936 +毛東珠遲疑咗一下，就擔高個頭望實康熙。 + +210 +00:21:20,659 --> 00:21:26,200 +康熙見佢面色慘白，突然之間個心一陣難過，佢諗： + +211 +00:21:27,461 --> 00:21:34,810 +呢個女人害死我親生母親，害到父皇傷心出家，使我成為無父無母嘅人。 + +212 +00:21:36,730 --> 00:21:43,450 +佢又幽禁咗太后咁多年，折磨佢，世上罪大惡極嘅人冇人超得過佢嘞。 + +213 +00:21:44,781 --> 00:21:51,580 +不過，不過我自細冇咗母親，一直係佢撫育我長大嘅。 + +214 +00:21:52,299 --> 00:21:58,183 +咁多年嚟，佢待我實在都幾恩愛嘅，就好似我親生母親一樣。 + +215 +00:21:59,094 --> 00:22:08,386 +深宮之內，真正待我好嘅，恐怕亦只有眼前呢個女人，仲有就係呢個狡猾胡鬧嘅小桂子嘞。 + +216 +00:22:10,190 --> 00:22:20,016 +如果唔係佢害死董鄂妃同董妃嘅仔榮親王，以父王對董鄂妃咁寵愛，大位一定係傳畀榮親王嘅。 + +217 +00:22:20,721 --> 00:22:25,123 +噉我非但做唔成皇帝，話唔埋，仲有性命之憂添。 + +218 +00:22:26,070 --> 00:22:30,553 +噉樣講，呢個女人對我仲可以話係有功添噃。 + +219 +00:22:31,442 --> 00:22:35,996 +各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/194.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/194.srt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..266c6b3570777996ad278ea977e1047e69eb5d6c --- /dev/null +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/194.srt @@ -0,0 +1,871 @@ +1 +00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,997 +前文再續啊書接上一回啊。 + +2 +00:00:04,029 --> 00:00:09,157 +話說康熙對住跪喺面前嘅毛東珠，心潮翻湧。 + +3 +00:00:10,554 --> 00:00:18,220 +喺幾年之前啊，康熙年紀仲係細，只覺得人世間最大嘅遺憾莫過於失父失母。 + +4 +00:00:19,722 --> 00:00:26,593 +但係呢幾年嚟親掌朝政，就知道大位如果畀人哋搶咗去呢就萬事全休嘞。 + +5 +00:00:27,247 --> 00:00:33,207 +喺佢嘅內心，已經覺得帝王權位比父母親嘅慈愛為重。 + +6 +00:00:33,847 --> 00:00:40,684 +只係呢個念頭，固然唔能夠講出嚟啦，就算喺個心處諗一諗，亦不免罪孽深重。 + +7 +00:00:42,062 --> 00:00:46,853 +毛東珠見到佢面色變幻不定，就歎一口氣慢慢噉話： + +8 +00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:54,669 +吳三桂造反，皇上亦不必太過憂慮，總要保重身子啊。 + +9 +00:00:55,872 --> 00:00:59,652 +你每日朝頭早嘅茯苓燕窩湯，一直仲有冇食啊？ + +10 +00:01:00,550 --> 00:01:06,130 +康熙正在出神，聽佢噉問就順口回答話：係，每日都食嘅。 + +11 +00:01:07,942 --> 00:01:14,220 +我犯嘅罪太過大喇，你，你親手殺咗我啦。 + +12 +00:01:15,438 --> 00:01:19,392 +康熙嘅心一陣難過擰一擰頭，對韋小寶話： + +13 +00:01:20,266 --> 00:01:24,826 +你帶佢去慈寧宮朝見太后，話我請太后聖斷發落。 + +14 +00:01:25,558 --> 00:01:28,378 +韋小寶右膝一屈，應咗聲：喳！ + +15 +00:01:29,218 --> 00:01:31,190 +康熙揮揮手話：你去啦。 + +16 +00:01:32,185 --> 00:01:38,616 +韋小寶喺懷內攞咗葛爾丹同桑結嘅兩道奏章出嚟，走上兩步呈畀康熙，佢話： + +17 +00:01:38,976 --> 00:01:40,195 +皇上大喜啊。 + +18 +00:01:40,773 --> 00:01:47,023 +西藏同蒙古嘅兩路兵馬，都已經同吳三桂反咗面，決心為皇上出力嘞。 + +19 +00:01:48,676 --> 00:02:01,327 +康熙連日調兵譴將，佢就好擔心蒙藏兩路兵馬響應吳三桂，聽見韋小寶噉樣講，不由得驚喜交集，佢話：有噉嘅事咩？ + +20 +00:02:02,170 --> 00:02:10,784 +展開奏章一睇，真係喜出望外嘞，揮手命令侍衞將毛東珠押咗出殿先，問韋小寶話： + +21 +00:02:11,522 --> 00:02:13,980 +呢兩件大功你點樣辦成㗎？ + +22 +00:02:14,274 --> 00:02:17,294 +叉叉叉你真係個認真大嘅福將啊。 + +23 +00:02:18,432 --> 00:02:31,100 +當其時西藏、蒙古兩地兵力頗為強大，康熙既然知道桑結、葛爾丹暗中同吳三桂勾結，就已經部署重兵，嚟到防範佢哋嘅。 + +24 +00:02:32,263 --> 00:02:42,049 +而家睇見兩道奏章裏便言辭恭順懇切，反而成為討伐吳三桂嘅強大助手，你話佢有乜法子唔歡喜呢？ + +25 +00:02:43,132 --> 00:02:47,197 +不過呢件事嚟得太過突然嘞，一時之間仲唔信係真嘅。 + +26 +00:02:48,844 --> 00:02:56,560 +韋小寶知道每逢小皇帝對自己講粗口，叉叉叉，就係龍心大悦嘞，就笑騎騎噉話： + +27 +00:02:57,138 --> 00:03:06,610 +託皇上嘅洪福，奴才同佢哋結拜咗做兄弟，桑結大喇嘛係大哥，葛爾丹王子係二哥，奴才係三弟啊。 + +28 +00:03:07,618 --> 00:03:09,919 +你真係神通廣大噃。 + +29 +00:03:10,783 --> 00:03:14,726 +佢哋幫我打吳三桂，你應承畀咩嘢好處過佢哋啊？ + +30 +00:03:15,433 --> 00:03:23,701 +皇上聖明，知道我同佢哋結拜係裝腔作勢唔當得真嘅，佢哋一心一意，係向皇上攞賞賜唧。 + +31 +00:03:24,768 --> 00:03:33,036 +桑結係想做活佛，達賴活佛、班禪活佛之外，想請皇上開恩，再賞佢一個桑結活佛做下。 + +32 +00:03:33,569 --> 00:03:39,800 +嗰個葛爾丹王子呢，係想做咩嘢捽腳汗喎，捽腳汗係咩嘢，奴才就唔明白喇。 + +33 +00:03:40,436 --> 00:03:43,870 +康熙哈哈大笑話：哈哈哈哈哈，捽腳汗？ + +34 +00:03:44,544 --> 00:03:47,870 +啊係喇係喇係喇，佢想做准葛爾汗。 + +35 +00:03:48,217 --> 00:03:57,789 +噉呢兩件事都唔難嘅，朝廷又唔使使咩錢，到時候寫道敕文，扱翻個御寶，派你做欽差大臣去宣讀就係嘞。 + +36 +00:03:58,676 --> 00:04:05,503 +嗱，你同你大哥二哥講，只要真係出力，佢哋心裏便想嘅事我應承就係喇。 + +37 +00:04:06,089 --> 00:04:16,243 +不過就唔准兩面三刀，個口講嘅係一套做嘅又係一套，見風駛里，見到邊便打仗佔咗上風就幫嗰一便。 + +38 +00:04:16,948 --> 00:04:18,067 +皇上講得啱啊。 + +39 +00:04:18,512 --> 00:04:21,468 +我呢兩個結拜大佬呢人品唔係點好嘅啫。 + +40 +00:04:21,717 --> 00:04:25,043 +皇上唔好信晒佢哋啊，要防住下佢哋先好啊。 + +41 +00:04:25,781 --> 00:04:34,973 +皇上講過，我哋開頭幾年要打敗仗，噉要防佢哋兩個不但唔幫莊家，反而柴枱一味喺天門落注。 + +42 +00:04:36,082 --> 00:04:41,024 +韋小寶諗住要將説話講明先，免得自己擔嘅關係太大啊。 + +43 +00:04:41,571 --> 00:04:44,106 +康熙話：呢句説話講得啱嘞。 + +44 +00:04:44,873 --> 00:04:51,009 +但係我哋亦唔怕，只要佢哋敢打，天門、左青龍、右白虎通殺！ + +45 +00:04:51,667 --> 00:04:58,729 +韋小寶哈哈大笑個心好佩服，原來皇上對賭牌九呢樣嘢都好在行嘅。 + +46 +00:05:00,409 --> 00:05:08,721 +順便講下，根據史書記載啊，收尾葛爾丹同桑結分別作亂，畀康熙分別平定咗。 + +47 +00:05:09,299 --> 00:05:14,117 +葛爾丹死於康熙三十六年，桑結死於康熙四十四年。 + +48 +00:05:15,061 --> 00:05:17,412 +好喇閒話休提言歸正傳。 + +49 +00:05:18,444 --> 00:05:22,740 +話說韋小寶押住毛東珠，嚟到慈寧宮謁見太后。 + +50 +00:05:23,763 --> 00:05:28,734 +太監啊傳出懿旨，叫韋小寶帶埋欽犯進見。 + +51 +00:05:29,643 --> 00:05:35,310 +韋小寶諗：以前我係太監，梗係可以出入太后寢殿啦。 + +52 +00:05:35,941 --> 00:05:39,781 +而家我係大臣嘞噃，點解仲叫我入去寢殿嘅？ + +53 +00:05:40,399 --> 00:05:46,504 +嗯，睇嚟太后聽見捉到老舉乸歡喜到不得了，唔記得咗我唔係太監定嘞。 + +54 +00:05:47,442 --> 00:05:50,968 +於是由四名太監押住毛東珠，一齊入去。 + +55 +00:05:51,892 --> 00:05:58,263 +只見寢殿裏便黑沉沉，仍然同當日假太后居住嘅時候一啲都冇唔同。 + +56 +00:05:59,403 --> 00:06:02,990 +太后坐喺床邊，背後羅帳低垂。 + +57 +00:06:03,985 --> 00:06:06,740 +韋小寶跪低叩頭恭請聖安。 + +58 +00:06:08,414 --> 00:06:11,468 +太后向毛東珠睇咗一眼，岌一岌頭佢話： + +59 +00:06:12,334 --> 00:06:15,647 +你捉到欽犯喇？嗯，你出去啦。 + +60 +00:06:16,974 --> 00:06:21,510 +韋小寶叩頭告辭出去，噉將毛東珠啊留喺寢殿裏便。 + +61 +00:06:22,625 --> 00:06:26,181 +佢喺慈寧宮出嚟個心非常不滿，佢諗： + +62 +00:06:27,052 --> 00:06:35,107 +我捉到老舉乸立咗一場大功，不過太后似乎一啲都唔高興噉嘅，連一句稱讚嘅説話都冇。 + +63 +00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:43,469 +死人頭佢嘩，邊個住喺慈寧宮呢邊個就衰，真太后亦好，假太后亦好，都係老舉乸嚟。 + +64 +00:06:44,761 --> 00:06:50,971 +噉佢喺個肚處猛咁鬧，噉啊穿過慈寧花園條石路嘅時候，咪經過一座假山邊。 + +65 +00:06:51,478 --> 00:07:02,080 +突然間人影一晃，假山後便有三個人行出嚟，其中一個人一伸手就揸住韋小寶隻左手，笑住話：你好吖嘛？ + +66 +00:07:03,030 --> 00:07:13,472 +韋小寶吃咗一驚，見係個老太監正話想喝佢，已經睇清楚呢個老太監，竟然係歸二娘啊，嘩，驚到佢不得了。 + +67 +00:07:14,099 --> 00:07:21,060 +再睇下佢身邊嗰兩個人，赫然係歸辛樹同歸鐘，噉兩個人都着住一身內班宿衞嘅服飾。 + +68 +00:07:22,340 --> 00:07:27,612 +韋小寶暗暗叫苦嘞佢諗：你哋三個原來匿埋喺呢度。 + +69 +00:07:28,620 --> 00:07:38,782 +左手畀歸二娘捉住咗，半身痠麻，知道只要出聲一嗌唧，歸辛樹輕輕一掌，自己嘅頭殼就會開花嘞。 + +70 +00:07:39,874 --> 00:07:47,602 +諗住自己嘅頭殼，斷估都冇伯爵府外便嗰隻石獅子頭咁堅硬嘅，於是苦笑一聲話： + +71 +00:07:48,345 --> 00:07:49,750 +你老人家好吖嘛？ + +72 +00:07:50,421 --> 00:07:53,893 +個心就一味喺度諗計，睇下有乜法子甩身。 + +73 +00:07:55,041 --> 00:08:00,171 +歸二娘低聲話：你叫佢哋喺呢處唔好逳，我有嘢同你講。 + +74 +00:08:00,829 --> 00:08:07,210 +韋小寶唔敢唔聽話啊，就轉頭對跟住自己後便嗰幾名侍衞話：你哋喺呢處等住。 + +75 +00:08:08,283 --> 00:08:14,551 +歸二娘拉住佢隻手，向前行咗十幾步，低聲話：快啲帶我哋去搵皇帝。 + +76 +00:08:15,309 --> 00:08:19,271 +韋小寶話：三位尋晚就嚟咗喇點解仲未搵到皇帝咩？ + +77 +00:08:20,452 --> 00:08:26,530 +問咗幾名太監同侍衞，都話皇帝正在召見大臣，成晚冇瞓。 + +78 +00:08:26,787 --> 00:08:29,419 +我哋冇法子接近佢，落唔到手啊。 + +79 +00:08:30,381 --> 00:08:35,483 +先頭我就想去見皇帝想探下口氣，想知道你哋三位點樣嘅情形。 + +80 +00:08:35,936 --> 00:08:37,986 +不過皇帝已經瞓咗嘞見唔到。 + +81 +00:08:38,554 --> 00:08:43,195 +哦，三位已經換咗裝束，真係好極喇，我哋而家就出宮啦。 + +82 +00:08:44,368 --> 00:08:47,306 +件事都未做好，咩噉就出宮喇？ + +83 +00:08:48,169 --> 00:08:52,803 +日頭唔做得㗎，三位如果興致好，不妨今晚再嚟玩下啦。 + +84 +00:08:53,853 --> 00:08:57,902 +咁辛苦入咗嚟，大事做唔成點都唔出去。 + +85 +00:08:58,743 --> 00:09:00,747 +佢喺邊度瞓啊？快啲帶我哋去啦。 + +86 +00:09:01,587 --> 00:09:04,934 +我都唔知佢喺邊度瞓噃，要搵個太監嚟問下至得。 + +87 +00:09:05,615 --> 00:09:06,976 +唔准你同人哋講嘢。 + +88 +00:09:07,839 --> 00:09:11,686 +你先頭話去求見皇帝，點會唔知道佢喺邊度瞓㗎？ + +89 +00:09:12,254 --> 00:09:16,347 +哼，想喺老娘面前搞鬼，冇咁容易。 + +90 +00:09:16,853 --> 00:09:18,634 +講完，手指一緊。 + +91 +00:09:19,326 --> 00:09:25,081 +韋小寶只覺得奇痛徹骨，五隻手指啊好似想斷噉，忍唔住呻吟咗一聲。 + +92 +00:09:25,972 --> 00:09:30,783 +歸辛樹用手喺佢頭頂輕輕摸咗一下佢話：好極喇。 + +93 +00:09:31,894 --> 00:09:36,327 +韋小寶知道冇法子唔聽佢哋話嘞，心念一動，佢諗： + +94 +00:09:37,573 --> 00:09:44,460 +我帶佢哋去慈寧宮，嘻嘻㗾㗾大呼小叫，噉小皇帝知道咗消息就有防備嘞。 + +95 +00:09:45,547 --> 00:09:48,404 +佢哋如果落手害死咗太后亦唔關我事吖。 + +96 +00:09:49,353 --> 00:09:56,987 +就話：先頭我係去過慈寧宮，講唔埋皇帝喺嗰處向太后請安，我哋再去搵下啦。 + +97 +00:09:58,441 --> 00:10:03,822 +歸二娘見佢啱先確係喺慈寧宮出嚟，就唔係車大炮，就話： + +98 +00:10:04,810 --> 00:10:10,062 +我哋三個人，既然入咗皇宮嘞，就冇想到有命返出去㗎嘞。 + +99 +00:10:11,067 --> 00:10:14,312 +只要你有啲咁多咿逳，就要你死埋一份。 + +100 +00:10:14,770 --> 00:10:21,320 +我哋四個人一齊去見閻羅王，一路都唔寂寞吖，我個仔好歡喜你做伴㗎。 + +101 +00:10:22,293 --> 00:10:28,516 +韋小寶苦笑話：做下伴就唔緊要，呢，我哋就喺呢個御花園裏便散下心啦。 + +102 +00:10:29,178 --> 00:10:32,711 +嗯，陰間嗰條路，唉我睇至好就唔好去喇。 + +103 +00:10:33,619 --> 00:10:37,242 +你鐘意去見閻羅王呢，定係鐘意去見嗰小皇帝呢？ + +104 +00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:41,618 +呢兩個嘢，今日你一定要見其中一個嘅。 + +105 +00:10:42,768 --> 00:10:44,838 +唉，噉仲係去見皇帝啦。 + +106 +00:10:45,300 --> 00:10:51,540 +嗱，我哋講定先喇，吓，一見到皇帝，你哋三位就自己逳手，我係唔能夠幫忙㗎喇。 + +107 +00:10:52,256 --> 00:10:53,616 +邊個要你幫忙啊？ + +108 +00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:59,774 +只要你帶我哋見到皇帝，我即刻就放手，以後嘅事同你冇關係。 + +109 +00:11:00,419 --> 00:11:01,762 +好，一於噉話啦。 + +110 +00:11:03,021 --> 00:11:05,990 +韋小寶畀三個人挾住行去慈寧宮。 + +111 +00:11:07,108 --> 00:11:11,243 +歸鐘見到花園裏頭嘅孔雀、白鶴好感興趣。 + +112 +00:11:12,161 --> 00:11:17,424 +韋小寶啊指指點點同佢猛咁傾，咪只盼望捱多一陣就好一陣。 + +113 +00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:30,740 +歸二娘雖然唔耐煩啊，但係諗住個仔一生大病纏綿，喺人世已經冇幾耐添㗎嘞，噉臨死之前由得佢嘅心舒暢啲好，所以亦由得佢嘞。 + +114 +00:11:31,711 --> 00:11:37,232 +遠遠望見喺慈寧宮裏便有一行人行出嚟，抬住兩頂轎。 + +115 +00:11:37,844 --> 00:11:43,462 +歸二娘一手拉住韋小寶，一手拉住個仔，匿埋喺座牡丹花壇後便。 + +116 +00:11:43,746 --> 00:11:45,663 +邊辛樹呢就企喺佢身邊。 + +117 +00:11:46,870 --> 00:11:57,836 +呢班人漸漸行近嘞，韋小寶見到當先一個人係敬事房太監，後便兩頂轎，一頂係皇太妃嘅，一頂係皇太后嘅。 + +118 +00:11:58,192 --> 00:12:08,983 +轎邊，都有太監扶住轎杆，轎後便太監舉住黃羅大傘，跟住幾十名太監宮女，仲有十幾名內班宿衞添。 + +119 +00:12:09,949 --> 00:12:17,622 +本來太后喺宮內來來去去，並冇侍衞跟隨嘅，睇嚟皇帝得到自己嘅報訊之後，加派咗侍衞。 + +120 +00:12:18,630 --> 00:12:25,547 +佢靈機一動就低聲話：嗱，前便頂轎就係皇帝嘞，後便頂轎係皇太后。 + +121 +00:12:26,449 --> 00:12:35,229 +歸氏夫婦見到呢一行人嘅排場聲勢，又係喺慈寧宮裏便出嚟嘅，自不然必定係皇帝同太后； + +122 +00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:41,493 +不由得個心都砰砰跳，兩個人一齊望下個仔，神情好温柔。 + +123 +00:12:42,558 --> 00:12:55,439 +歸二娘低聲話：仔，前面頂轎裏便就係皇帝喇，等佢哋行近嘞，聽我喝一聲去噉，我哋三個人就連人帶轎，打到佢融融爛爛。 + +124 +00:12:56,146 --> 00:12:59,840 +歸鐘笑住話：好啊，呢一下，好玩咯。 + +125 +00:13:00,979 --> 00:13:12,357 +眼見兩頂轎越行越近嘞，韋小寶手心出晒汗，聽見嗰個敬事房太監不斷噉出，出，出！噉叫人哋迴避。 + +126 +00:13:12,899 --> 00:13:15,147 +歸二娘低喝一聲：去！ + +127 +00:13:15,810 --> 00:13:17,714 +三個人同時撲出去。 + +128 +00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:27,280 +呢三個人呀直情好似一陣狂風噉掃到嚟啊，只聽見嘭噉一聲，三個人六隻手掌，都打喺第一頂轎上便。 + +129 +00:13:27,925 --> 00:13:38,174 +歸辛樹同歸二娘怕打唔死皇帝，即刻拔出腰間長劍手起劍落，剎那之間，向住頂轎連刺咗四五劍。 + +130 +00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:46,062 +噉每一劍拔出嚟嘅時候呢，劍刃上面都係鮮血淋漓，轎裏便嘅人就算有十條命啊都冇行喇。 + +131 +00:13:46,613 --> 00:13:52,878 +嘩，隨從侍衞驚到不得了，紛紛呼喝，抽出兵器上前攔截。 + +132 +00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,647 +歸二娘話：得手喇！ + +133 +00:13:55,967 --> 00:13:59,055 +左手拉住個仔，向住北便闖過去。 + +134 +00:13:59,366 --> 00:14:02,588 +歸辛樹長劍急舞，喺前便開路。 + +135 +00:14:02,979 --> 00:14:08,704 +眾侍衛邊度擋得住呢？眼見三人衝去壽康宮西便嘅花徑走咗。 + +136 +00:14:09,538 --> 00:14:13,051 +眾宮女太監驚呼叫喊，七國咁亂啊。 + +137 +00:14:13,890 --> 00:14:25,179 +呢陣時，四圍打響銅鑼，宮中千百道門户紛紛閂緊上咗門戌，內班宿衛、宮門侍衞嚴守各處要道通路。 + +138 +00:14:26,039 --> 00:14:36,378 +噉跟住宮墻外便內府三旗：護軍營、前鋒營、驍騎營官兵，個個弓上弦刀出鞘，密密層層嚴加把守啊。 + +139 +00:14:37,350 --> 00:14:44,713 +韋小寶見到歸家三個人，刺殺咗皇太妃就以為得手，飛快噉走咗咯，個心好歡喜。 + +140 +00:14:45,304 --> 00:14:51,913 +佢即刻喺花壇後便行出嚟，大聲噉話：大家唔好亂，保護皇太后要緊啊！ + +141 +00:14:52,995 --> 00:14:59,564 +眾侍衛正在亂到好似冇頭烏蠅噉，突然見到韋小寶現身指揮，個心都定翻嘞。 + +142 +00:15:00,672 --> 00:15:07,270 +韋小寶話：大家圍住皇太后御轎，如果刺客嚟侵犯，要搏命擋住啊！ + +143 +00:15:07,822 --> 00:15:10,064 +眾侍衛齊聲答應：得令！ + +144 +00:15:11,042 --> 00:15:15,020 +韋小寶喺侍衞手中搶咗一把刀嚟高高舉起，大聲話： + +145 +00:15:15,994 --> 00:15:24,740 +今日係我哋盡忠報國，為皇太后、皇太妃搏命嘅時候喇，唔理佢嚟一千個一萬個刺客，大家都要保護太后聖駕。 + +146 +00:15:25,482 --> 00:15:26,127 +得令！ + +147 +00:15:27,181 --> 00:15:37,182 +班侍衛眼見侍衛副總管伯爵大人，威風凜凜，指揮若定，忠心耿耿啊視死如歸，個個都由衷佩服。 + +148 +00:15:37,413 --> 00:15:41,803 +都諗：佢年紀雖然係細咋，畢竟係高人一等嘅。 + +149 +00:15:42,801 --> 00:15:46,564 +噉十幾名侍衞沊沊𡃈圍住皇太后御轎。 + +150 +00:15:47,569 --> 00:15:51,758 +韋小寶就喝嗰啲太監宮女話：你哋亂咩啊亂咩啊？ + +151 +00:15:51,900 --> 00:15:58,247 +快啲喺外便圍一個圈，保護太后，如果有刺客犯駕，等佢哋斬咗你哋呢啲唔值錢嘅人頭先。 + +152 +00:15:59,261 --> 00:16:06,461 +眾太監宮女個心諗：自己嘅人頭雖然係唔值錢啫，畀人哋斬咗都係唔捨得㗎嘛。 + +153 +00:16:07,251 --> 00:16:15,421 +但係見到佢執刀揮舞，神色威嚴，邊個都唔敢違抗，只有戰戰兢兢噉喺班侍衞外便又圍咗個圈。 + +154 +00:16:15,839 --> 00:16:18,974 +有幾個人呀，已經嚇到屎尿齊流喇。 + +155 +00:16:20,089 --> 00:16:24,586 +韋小寶放低把鋼刀，行到皇太后御轎前便話： + +156 +00:16:25,093 --> 00:16:28,941 +奴才韋小寶救駕來遲，驚動咗太后聖駕。 + +157 +00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:32,460 +恭請太后聖安，刺客已經殺退咗喇。 + +158 +00:16:33,330 --> 00:16:35,897 +太后喺轎裏便話：好極喇。 + +159 +00:16:36,404 --> 00:16:43,500 +韋小寶掀起轎帷一角，見到太后面色蒼白，不過就滿面笑容一味咁岌頭，佢話： + +160 +00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:49,694 +韋小寶，你真係好，好好，又救咗我一次嘞。 + +161 +00:16:50,463 --> 00:16:53,688 +太后萬福聖安，奴才好歡喜啊。 + +162 +00:16:54,061 --> 00:16:56,156 +講完，輕輕放低轎帷。 + +163 +00:16:57,412 --> 00:17:05,280 +佢擰轉頭指住兩名侍衞話：你哋快啲去稟奏皇上，太后聖躬平安，請皇上不必掛念。 + +164 +00:17:05,715 --> 00:17:12,214 +你哋話奴才韋小寶恭請皇上聖安，眾侍衛奮勇護駕，刺客已經殺退喇。 + +165 +00:17:12,872 --> 00:17:15,039 +兩名侍衞接咗命令就去嘞。 + +166 +00:17:16,272 --> 00:17:20,371 +忽然聽見太后低聲噉嗌佢：韋小寶。 + +167 +00:17:20,762 --> 00:17:22,167 +喳！奴才在。 + +168 +00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:26,358 +前面頂轎裏便嗰兩個人死咗啦嘛係唔係啊？ + +169 +00:17:27,330 --> 00:17:28,203 +兩個人？ + +170 +00:17:29,309 --> 00:17:31,860 +你去睇下，要小心在意啊。 + +171 +00:17:32,531 --> 00:17:36,687 +韋小寶應咗個心好奇怪嘞：點解係兩個人呢？ + +172 +00:17:37,820 --> 00:17:39,907 +又為咩事要小心在意呢？ + +173 +00:17:41,663 --> 00:17:51,840 +佢行到第一頂轎前面，揭開轎帷，不由得吖噉大叫一聲放低轎帷褪咗兩步，雙腳都軟晒啊，爭啲扽倒喺地。 + +174 +00:17:53,093 --> 00:17:56,794 +轎裏便血肉模糊，果然係死咗兩個人。 + +175 +00:17:57,323 --> 00:18:02,543 +兩個人身上，都有幾處劍傷，仲喺度叭叭聲噉流血。 + +176 +00:18:03,284 --> 00:18:15,011 +一個係假太后毛東珠，另外嗰個呢係矮矮肥肥嘅男子，五官已經畀掌力打到融融爛爛嘞，但係睇佢個身形，係瘦頭陀。 + +177 +00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:16,962 +噉兩個人攬到實一實死嘅。 + +178 +00:18:18,204 --> 00:18:27,362 +毛東珠喺轎裏便都唔奇怪啊，佢係韋小寶押嚟慈寧宮呈交太后嘅，不過呢個瘦頭陀又喺邊處嚟嘅呢？ + +179 +00:18:28,270 --> 00:18:33,986 +呢兩個人居然坐喺皇太妃頂轎，由皇太后陪住要去邊處呢？ + +180 +00:18:35,029 --> 00:18:38,752 +佢定一定神，行到太后頂轎前面低聲話： + +181 +00:18:39,290 --> 00:18:44,824 +啟稟太后，嗰兩個人已經死咗咯，死到一塌糊塗，死到啊唔能夠再死喇。 + +182 +00:18:45,780 --> 00:18:49,970 +太后笑咗一笑話：好極喇，我哋返去慈寧宮啦。 + +183 +00:18:50,432 --> 00:18:54,082 +嗰頂轎亦抬翻去，唔准旁人開轎嚟睇啊。 + +184 +00:18:54,816 --> 00:19:03,508 +韋小寶應咗就傳令落去嘞，噉自己扶住太后御轎條轎杆，返去慈寧宮，打開轎帷，扶住太后出嚟。 + +185 +00:19:04,446 --> 00:19:08,519 +太后又對佢笑咗一笑佢話：你個人好好。 + +186 +00:19:09,292 --> 00:19:13,788 +韋小寶亦對佢笑咗一笑，個心話：我有咩好唧？ + +187 +00:19:14,534 --> 00:19:19,470 +啊，太后嘅年紀雖然唔細嘞，不過個樣都仲好靚噃。 + +188 +00:19:20,221 --> 00:19:27,479 +太后擪一擪手，叫佢跟住自己入去寢殿，噉啊吩咐宮女太監都出去，要韋小寶閂翻埋道門。 + +189 +00:19:28,173 --> 00:19:33,493 +韋小寶個心呀嘭嘭聲咁跳，塊面不禁紅起上嚟，佢諗： + +190 +00:19:33,950 --> 00:19:35,972 +咦呀，不得了！ + +191 +00:19:36,620 --> 00:19:41,182 +太后猛咁讚我好好，莫非要我做老皇爺嘅替身？ + +192 +00:19:42,131 --> 00:19:47,987 +假太后有個師兄假扮宮女，又有個瘦頭陀蜎喺佢被竇裏便。 + +193 +00:19:48,342 --> 00:19:53,767 +呢個真太后如果要我亦都嚟扮宮女，蜎入佢被竇裏便噉點算好呢？ + +194 +00:19:55,366 --> 00:19:59,160 +太后坐喺床邊，出咗神一陣咁耐，就話： + +195 +00:19:59,881 --> 00:20:04,299 +呢件事真係好危險，又係全靠你出力唧。 + +196 +00:20:05,041 --> 00:20:10,996 +韋小寶話：奴才受太后同皇上嘅大恩，粉身碎骨都唔能夠報答啊。 + +197 +00:20:12,449 --> 00:20:14,096 +你個人好忠心。 + +198 +00:20:14,816 --> 00:20:18,101 +皇上用咗你，亦係我哋嘅福氣啊。 + +199 +00:20:19,212 --> 00:20:21,220 +嗰啲係太后同皇上嘅恩典。 + +200 +00:20:21,727 --> 00:20:24,500 +奴才只係識得盡忠為主子出力啫嘛。 + +201 +00:20:25,126 --> 00:20:31,690 +佢個心一味噉話：玉皇大帝、觀世音菩薩保佑啊，你千祈唔好叫我假扮宮女啊。 + +202 +00:20:32,998 --> 00:20:37,400 +太后又試對佢笑一笑，笑到韋小寶個心啊都慌晒。 + +203 +00:20:38,222 --> 00:20:47,043 +太后話：你打死嘅嗰兩個反賊，將佢哋連人帶轎一齊用火燒咗佢，一句都唔准洩漏出去。 + +204 +00:20:47,452 --> 00:20:50,360 +先頭在場嘅侍衞同宮女太監。 + +205 +00:20:51,617 --> 00:20:54,269 +講到呢處，就沉沉吟吟就唔出聲嘞。 + +206 +00:20:54,704 --> 00:21:00,161 +韋小寶話：太后聖安，奴才有法子叫佢哋連屁都唔敢放一個嘅。 + +207 +00:21:01,540 --> 00:21:05,056 +太后聽佢講説話咁粗俗，就皺一皺眉頭話： + +208 +00:21:05,260 --> 00:21:09,222 +呢件事你同我辦得妥妥當當有你嘅好處嘅。 + +209 +00:21:09,778 --> 00:21:11,566 +韋小寶請咗個安佢話： + +210 +00:21:12,046 --> 00:21:17,964 +奴才一定畀心機辦妥佢，如果有人漏咗一啲消息出去，太后斬奴才嘅人頭啦。 + +211 +00:21:18,890 --> 00:21:21,267 +噉我就放心喇，你去啦。 + +212 +00:21:21,911 --> 00:21:25,540 +韋小寶歡喜到乜嘢噉，叩頭告辭出去嘞。 + +213 +00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:31,190 +出咗慈寧宮，只見康熙嘅御轎，正係向住呢便行緊嚟。 + +214 +00:21:31,590 --> 00:21:39,398 +幾百名宿衞前後左右保護，衛士比平日增加咗幾倍，韋小寶喺路邊避開。 + +215 +00:21:39,944 --> 00:21:44,374 +康熙喺轎裏便見到佢就嗌話：小桂子，你喺呢處等住。 + +216 +00:21:44,934 --> 00:21:51,079 +韋小寶應咗，咪知道康熙係去同太后請安，佢就苦苦噉喺度思索： + +217 +00:21:51,950 --> 00:21:58,179 +瘦頭陀點解會匿埋喺太妃嘅轎裏便嘅呢？哈真係奇哉怪也喇。 + +218 +00:21:58,472 --> 00:22:02,770 +嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/195.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/195.srt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..04d12d7d3573b77e4b95e7d2ad6d06122c776255 --- /dev/null +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/195.srt @@ -0,0 +1,803 @@ +1 +00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,821 +前文再續啊書接上一回。 + +2 +00:00:03,873 --> 00:00:10,480 +話說康熙喺慈寧宮出嚟，韋小寶跟住佢返去養心殿，喺殿外候傳。 + +3 +00:00:11,233 --> 00:00:17,555 +過咗好耐，見到前鋒營統領阿濟赤喺殿裏便出嚟，韋小寶諗： + +4 +00:00:18,293 --> 00:00:22,150 +皇上實係調動前鋒營，加緊嚴防刺客定嘞。 + +5 +00:00:22,932 --> 00:00:25,226 +跟住太監傳韋小寶進見。 + +6 +00:00:26,136 --> 00:00:31,003 +康熙叫侍衛、太監退下，叫韋小寶閂埋殿門。 + +7 +00:00:32,379 --> 00:00:40,050 +康熙皺起眉頭，喺個殿上踱嚟踱去，顯然係個心有個難題決定唔落。 + +8 +00:00:41,173 --> 00:00:44,207 +韋小寶見到噉嘅樣個心惴惴不安。 + +9 +00:00:45,109 --> 00:00:48,750 +小皇帝漸漸長大嘞，威勢日盛。 + +10 +00:00:49,467 --> 00:01:02,057 +韋小寶每見到佢一次，總係覺得親熱之情減少咗一分就畏懼之心，加多咗一分，再唔係當時互相扭打嗰陣時咁肆無忌憚嘞。 + +11 +00:01:03,386 --> 00:01:10,761 +過咗一陣康熙話：小桂子，有一件事呢，唔知點樣做先至好。 + +12 +00:01:11,851 --> 00:01:18,580 +皇上聰明智慧，連諸葛亮都甘拜下風，諗出嚟嘅計仔一定係好好嘅。 + +13 +00:01:19,944 --> 00:01:22,490 +呢一次啊真係連諸葛亮都冇法子嘞。 + +14 +00:01:23,542 --> 00:01:29,290 +嗱，你有三件大功勞，不過我啊一件都冇賞賜過你。 + +15 +00:01:30,576 --> 00:01:32,554 +捉到毛東珠係第一件。 + +16 +00:01:33,292 --> 00:01:37,141 +講到蒙古、西藏兩路兵馬歸降係第二件。 + +17 +00:01:37,603 --> 00:01:41,992 +先頭又派人擊斃反賊，救咗太后，噉就係第三件嘞。 + +18 +00:01:43,243 --> 00:01:48,457 +你年紀小小已經封到伯爵，我總唔能夠封你做王㗎。 + +19 +00:01:48,857 --> 00:01:50,881 +講到呢處哈哈大笑。 + +20 +00:01:51,570 --> 00:01:55,461 +韋小寶噉先至知道皇上同自己開玩笑，就話： + +21 +00:01:56,383 --> 00:02:01,738 +呢幾件事都係託賴太后同皇上洪福，所有功勞都係皇上自己嘅。 + +22 +00:02:02,672 --> 00:02:09,633 +可惜皇上唔能夠自己封自己嘅官唧，如果唔係啊，皇上應該自己連升三級先至啱啊。 + +23 +00:02:10,103 --> 00:02:12,874 +哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，哈哈哈。 + +24 +00:02:13,390 --> 00:02:21,519 +皇帝雖然唔能夠升自己嘅官，不過自古以來，都唔知有幾多皇帝鐘意自己加一個尊號嘅。 + +25 +00:02:22,057 --> 00:02:33,011 +有咩喜慶事啊，打個小小嘅勝仗啊，噉就加幾個尊號，雖然話有臣子恭請啊，其實仲唔係皇帝同自己塊面貼金。 + +26 +00:02:33,789 --> 00:02:45,507 +真正嘅好皇帝噉樣自稱自讚都幾好笑㗎喇，何況好多暴君昏君，亦係聖仁文武、憲哲睿智等等一大串。 + +27 +00:02:46,202 --> 00:02:50,416 +皇帝越糊塗，頭銜就越長，真係恬不知恥。 + +28 +00:02:51,644 --> 00:02:56,091 +古來聖賢君主，仲有邊個叻得過堯舜禹湯嘅呢？ + +29 +00:02:56,836 --> 00:03:05,209 +不過堯就係堯舜就係舜，後人個心崇敬佢哋，至多，亦不過稱呼一聲大舜、大禹。 + +30 +00:03:05,773 --> 00:03:11,637 +做皇帝嘅如果有三分自知之明，亦唔會將尊號加到幾十個字咁長嘞。 + +31 +00:03:12,563 --> 00:03:17,134 +哦，原來腰腎魚湯係唔同自己加尊號嘅。 + +32 +00:03:17,552 --> 00:03:20,659 +皇上係腰腎魚湯，自然亦唔加啦。 + +33 +00:03:21,006 --> 00:03:28,297 +不過照奴才睇呢打平吳三桂之後，皇上如果唔加幾個頭銜嚟威下，噉未免太過蝕底嘞。 + +34 +00:03:28,893 --> 00:03:30,028 +蝕咩底啊？ + +35 +00:03:30,981 --> 00:03:37,568 +嗱，打平吳三桂之後，皇上啊大封功臣，犒賞三軍，大家都要升官發財㗎嘛。 + +36 +00:03:37,772 --> 00:03:48,749 +皇上自己不但升唔到官，反而要大開庫房，黃澄澄嘅金、白雪雪嘅銀，一箱箱搬出去派畀人哋，豈不是破大財？ + +37 +00:03:49,278 --> 00:03:51,469 +你就係冇學問冇出息。 + +38 +00:03:52,129 --> 00:03:59,420 +掃除吳逆，天下太平，百姓安居樂業咯，嗰啲就係你主子升官發財啦嘛。 + +39 +00:04:00,118 --> 00:04:01,922 +啊原來噉嘅。 + +40 +00:04:03,092 --> 00:04:07,252 +不過掃平吳逆之後，班大臣一定要上尊號嘅。 + +41 +00:04:07,625 --> 00:04:17,676 +哼，嗰班托大腳大王吖，有事嘅時候唔能夠為朕出力分憂，一等到大功告成喇，佢哋就嚟托大腳嘞。 + +42 +00:04:18,428 --> 00:04:21,327 +皇上件件事都有先見之明嘅。 + +43 +00:04:21,576 --> 00:04:28,029 +到其時，我哋靜靜噉睇住，邊幾個官請皇上加尊號嘅，邊個就係托大腳大王。 + +44 +00:04:28,470 --> 00:04:32,437 +冇錯喇，到其時，老子踢叉佢𦣇柚。 + +45 +00:04:32,637 --> 00:04:34,378 +哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。 + +46 +00:04:35,498 --> 00:04:37,386 +君臣相對大笑啊。 + +47 +00:04:38,653 --> 00:04:47,462 +果然不出康熙所料，平定咗吳三桂之後，班大臣就上尊號，歌功頌德，猛托大腳。 + +48 +00:04:48,263 --> 00:04:52,470 +不過康熙堅決唔准，搞到班大臣啊冇晒癮。 + +49 +00:04:52,558 --> 00:04:55,467 +不過呢啲呢係以後嘅事喇，而家就唔講佢。 + +50 +00:04:56,647 --> 00:05:02,750 +康熙又笑住話：皇帝自己加尊號，噉就好多嘅，不足為奇。 + +51 +00:05:03,386 --> 00:05:06,451 +明朝有個正德皇帝，噉就真係奇怪嘞。 + +52 +00:05:07,033 --> 00:05:11,281 +韋小寶話：呢個皇帝呀，奴才見過佢好幾次啊。 + +53 +00:05:12,140 --> 00:05:14,719 +你見過佢好幾次？發夢啊你？ + +54 +00:05:15,181 --> 00:05:19,030 +唔係唔係發夢，奴才係喺戲台上面見過佢啫嘛。 + +55 +00:05:19,465 --> 00:05:29,359 +有一齣戲叫做梅龍鎮，講正德皇帝遊江南，喺梅龍鎮啊見到個賣酒姑娘李鳳姐，佢生得好靚㗎，咪同佢勾勾搭搭。 + +56 +00:05:30,503 --> 00:05:36,052 +正德皇帝好鐘意微服出遊，李鳳姐嘅事，講唔定會真係有㗎。 + +57 +00:05:36,862 --> 00:05:46,953 +呢個皇帝唔係自己加尊號，不過就鐘意封自己嘅官，佢封自己做：總督軍務威武大將軍總兵官。 + +58 +00:05:47,731 --> 00:05:57,768 +遇到咩風吹草動，就下一道上諭：北寇犯邊，特命總督軍務，威武大將軍總兵官朱壽，率六軍往征噉。 + +59 +00:05:58,275 --> 00:05:59,492 +朱壽就係佢個名嘞。 + +60 +00:06:00,110 --> 00:06:12,319 +收尾又打咗一場仗，其實係敗仗嚟，佢就話係勝仗，功勞好大，噉下一道聖旨，加封自己為鎮國公，加俸祿米五千石，嘿嘿。 + +61 +00:06:13,301 --> 00:06:15,454 +韋小寶笑到騎騎聲佢話： + +62 +00:06:16,126 --> 00:06:20,827 +呢個人皇帝都唔做，走去做鎮國公喎真係糊塗到極嘞。 + +63 +00:06:21,604 --> 00:06:29,101 +康熙話：當時大臣一齊反對啦，話如果封鎮國公，就要追封祖宗三代嘅噃噉。 + +64 +00:06:29,728 --> 00:06:36,773 +皇上自己稱為鎮國公都唔緊要啊，皇上嘅祖宗三代都係皇帝，佢哋一定唔肯降級㗎。 + +65 +00:06:37,453 --> 00:06:44,494 +正德皇帝唔理咁多，一定要做鎮國公，噉收尾又話立咗功勞，加封自己做太師。 + +66 +00:06:45,027 --> 00:06:52,626 +好在佢死得早唧，否則個官呀越封越大，到咗收尾，嘿嘿，只有自己篡自己嘅位索性做皇帝嘞。 + +67 +00:06:53,887 --> 00:06:58,632 +韋小寶聽到篡位兩個字唔敢多講嘞，只係乾笑咗幾聲。 + +68 +00:06:59,439 --> 00:07:04,971 +康熙話：正德皇帝做咗好多糊塗事，害到百姓啊好苦。 + +69 +00:07:05,722 --> 00:07:10,977 +噉固然佢自己唔好啦，但係一半亦係太監同大臣教壞佢嘅。 + +70 +00:07:11,919 --> 00:07:18,187 +係，壞皇帝鐘意用啲壞太監同奸臣，好皇帝用嘅呢就係好太監同忠臣喇。 + +71 +00:07:19,390 --> 00:07:24,469 +噉亦唔係㗎，好皇帝身邊，亦有壞太監同奸臣㗎。 + +72 +00:07:25,149 --> 00:07:33,367 +只不過皇帝如果唔糊塗呢，就算畀人哋蒙蔽得一時，到咗收尾，終於能夠揭穿奸臣嗰啲陰險狡猾嘅。 + +73 +00:07:34,389 --> 00:07:35,469 +係，係。 + +74 +00:07:36,055 --> 00:07:39,097 +韋小寶個心呀不由得嘭嘭聲亂咁跳啊。 + +75 +00:07:39,974 --> 00:07:44,363 +康熙問：毛東珠嗰個賤人嘅姦夫叫做咩名啊？ + +76 +00:07:45,260 --> 00:07:48,830 +佢叫做瘦頭陀，真名叫做咩嘢奴才就唔知道喇。 + +77 +00:07:49,642 --> 00:07:54,086 +佢咁肥咁大好似個肉球噉，點解叫做瘦頭陀呢？ + +78 +00:07:54,576 --> 00:08:01,654 +聽講佢本來係好高好瘦㗎，收尾食咗神龍教教主嘅毒藥，就縮成一嚿，變咗個矮肥佬喇。 + +79 +00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:08,757 +你又點知道佢同毛東珠匿埋喺慎太妃頂轎裏便，脅迫太后送佢哋出宮嘅呢？ + +80 +00:08:09,900 --> 00:08:17,819 +韋小寶閃電咁快喺度諗：皇上先不先話我派人擊斃反賊救咗太后，功勞好大。 + +81 +00:08:18,638 --> 00:08:24,093 +而家又話佢哋兩個人匿埋喺慎太妃頂轎裏便，脅迫太后送佢哋出宮。 + +82 +00:08:25,233 --> 00:08:29,061 +噉歸家嗰三個人行刺嘅事，皇上仲係唔知道嘅。 + +83 +00:08:30,321 --> 00:08:38,283 +不過歸家嗰三個人而家逃走咗又好畀人生擒咗又好，畀人打死咗亦好，終歸係呃唔到佢嘅。 + +84 +00:08:38,451 --> 00:08:39,939 +我啊點講先至好呢？ + +85 +00:08:41,144 --> 00:08:46,806 +康熙見佢遲疑唔回答就問佢：點啊？係唔係有咩忌諱嘅事啊？ + +86 +00:08:47,241 --> 00:08:48,117 +誒唔係唔係。 + +87 +00:08:48,517 --> 00:08:54,026 +奴才覺得好奇怪啫嘛，點解呢兩名反賊，會坐喺太妃頂轎裏便嘅呢？ + +88 +00:08:54,345 --> 00:08:58,507 +真係想爛心肝都想唔通啊，仲要請皇上開導下至得。 + +89 +00:09:00,246 --> 00:09:07,186 +我先問你，你點知道頂轎裏便坐嘅唔係太妃，因此指揮侍衛襲擊御轎呢？ + +90 +00:09:07,750 --> 00:09:13,612 +韋小寶諗：原來皇上仲以為宮中侍衞殺咗瘦頭陀同毛東珠。 + +91 +00:09:14,433 --> 00:09:19,083 +唔得，呢件事終歸會揭穿嘅，我仲係照直講啦。 + +92 +00:09:19,666 --> 00:09:23,803 +佢話：奴才罪該萬死皇上恕罪啊。 + +93 +00:09:23,937 --> 00:09:25,143 +講完就跪低嘞。 + +94 +00:09:26,382 --> 00:09:28,347 +康熙話：咩嘢事啊？ + +95 +00:09:29,342 --> 00:09:45,382 +奴才奉皇上諭旨，將反逆毛東珠押去慈寧宮，經過御花園嘅時候，忽然間，假山後便啪一聲，跳出三個着住侍衛同太監服裝嘅人，將奴才一手拉住，要我帶佢哋去搵皇上。 + +96 +00:09:45,933 --> 00:09:51,585 +呢三人嘅武功啊係極之高強㗎，奴才啲手指啊爭啲畀佢哋捻斷喇。 + +97 +00:09:52,074 --> 00:09:57,298 +講完，遞起左手，果然五隻手指都係瘀黑粗腫嘅。 + +98 +00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:00,840 +佢哋搵我做咩嘢啊？ + +99 +00:10:01,856 --> 00:10:08,439 +嗰三個人呀實係吳三桂派嚟嘅刺客，奴才就算畀佢哋捻死喇，亦決唔肯帶佢哋嚟犯駕嘅。 + +100 +00:10:08,670 --> 00:10:21,671 +咁啱，誒唔係唔係，唔係咁啱，係，係碰啱，碰啱太后同太妃鑾駕嚟到，嗰三個刺客糊糊塗塗，以為太妃頂轎裏便，係皇上聖駕，就衝出嚟行兇嘞。 + +101 +00:10:22,510 --> 00:10:27,496 +真係太后同皇上嘅洪福齊天啊，呢次竟然係反賊殺咗反賊。 + +102 +00:10:27,896 --> 00:10:34,067 +嗰三個刺客，而家唔知係畀班侍衞打死咗呢，定係捉到嘞，奴才等陣就去查明回奏。 + +103 +00:10:34,713 --> 00:10:40,397 +三個刺客，未必會咁糊塗嘅，多數係你指點嘅係唔係呢？ + +104 +00:10:41,181 --> 00:10:51,840 +你諗住與其刺客向我犯駕，不如等佢去害太妃，噉佢哋只要一逳手咯，宮內大亂就傷我唔到咯，你呢條命仔亦冇事喇係唔係呢？ + +105 +00:10:52,204 --> 00:10:57,670 +韋小寶畀康熙講穿咗心事，知道抵賴唔到咯，只有猛咁叩頭。 + +106 +00:10:58,586 --> 00:11:08,505 +康熙話：你指點刺客去危害太妃，本來係應該斬頭嘅，總算你對我仲有三分忠愛之心。 + +107 +00:11:08,763 --> 00:11:14,724 +韋小寶連忙話：唔係三分啊，係十分、一百分、一千分，一萬分嘅忠愛之心啊。 + +108 +00:11:15,522 --> 00:11:16,666 +唔見得啩？ + +109 +00:11:16,942 --> 00:11:19,522 +見得見得，認真見得啊。 + +110 +00:11:20,202 --> 00:11:26,227 +康熙用隻腳喺佢額頭上面輕輕踢咗一踢，笑住話：叉叉叉，企起身啦。 + +111 +00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:31,277 +韋小寶已經嚇到滿頭大汗喇，叩咗個頭企起身。 + +112 +00:11:31,739 --> 00:11:38,400 +康熙笑住話：你立咗三件大功，我本來想唔出法子賞賜你嘅，而家想到喇。 + +113 +00:11:39,053 --> 00:11:43,881 +你指點刺客，犯上行兇有不臣之心，噉我亦唔罰你。 + +114 +00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:47,197 +將功贖罪，噉我哋就兩無拖欠喇。 + +115 +00:11:47,925 --> 00:11:49,934 +韋小寶話：噉好啊好啊。 + +116 +00:11:50,325 --> 00:11:56,462 +好似皇上推牌九噉，前關係奴才贏咗，後關係皇上贏咗噉大家和果。 + +117 +00:11:56,631 --> 00:11:59,806 +皇上唔食我嘅，亦唔賠畀我，好啊。 + +118 +00:12:00,406 --> 00:12:06,730 +佢諗：唔升官就唔升官囉，唔通你仲能夠封我做威武大將軍、鎮國公咩？ + +119 +00:12:07,325 --> 00:12:09,838 +就算封太師啊，亦冇咩咁叻啫嘛。 + +120 +00:12:10,131 --> 00:12:15,661 +當年唐伯虎點秋香，華太師嗰兩個仔華大華二係傻仔嚟嘅。 + +121 +00:12:16,052 --> 00:12:23,231 +我韋太師生兩個仔韋大韋二，如果亦係噉亂七八糟呀，嘿呀我真係前世唔修咯。 + +122 +00:12:23,950 --> 00:12:27,860 +康熙話：呢個矮肥佬用心真係奸險嘞。 + +123 +00:12:28,552 --> 00:12:31,637 +佢個相好畀你捉住之後，好難搶翻。 + +124 +00:12:32,766 --> 00:12:42,638 +佢估你實會送入嚟皇宮呈畀太后發落㗎，竟然鋌而走險，又闖入去慈寧宮犯上作亂，脅迫太后。 + +125 +00:12:43,693 --> 00:12:53,209 +喺呢個時候，宮內侍衞啊加咗幾倍，戒備又森嚴，佢點都唔能夠學似上次噉樣乘人不備跳牆逃走嘅。 + +126 +00:12:53,800 --> 00:13:00,701 +佢只係希望坐喺慎太妃頂轎裏便，由太后親自陪到皇宮門口，就可以一齊逃走嘞。 + +127 +00:13:01,691 --> 00:13:09,866 +佢點都估唔到，鬼使神差，你竟然會指點刺客去攻打太妃頂轎，將兩名叛賊殺死咗。 + +128 +00:13:11,149 --> 00:13:15,322 +韋小寶恍然大悟啊佢話：啊原來係噉嘅。 + +129 +00:13:15,776 --> 00:13:18,999 +太后同皇上洪福齊天果然一啲都冇錯啊。 + +130 +00:13:19,853 --> 00:13:29,001 +佢諗：唔怪得我送老舉乸去嘅時候，太后成副晦氣樣，好似我欠咗佢三百萬兩銀唔還噉啦。 + +131 +00:13:29,445 --> 00:13:35,483 +原來嗰陣時瘦頭陀早就匿埋喺寢殿裏頭，多數啊就匿埋喺鋪床處添。 + +132 +00:13:36,376 --> 00:13:45,958 +瘦頭陀喺慈寧宮住過咁耐，熟門熟路，呢張大床呀都唔知瞓過幾多晚嘞，真係難為佢諗得出呢條妙計啊。 + +133 +00:13:46,850 --> 00:13:49,860 +唔知佢喺太后寢殿裏便，已經等咗幾耐呢？ + +134 +00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:52,787 +話唔埋有好幾日喇。 + +135 +00:13:53,497 --> 00:13:55,478 +哎呀弊喇弊喇！ + +136 +00:13:55,700 --> 00:14:02,644 +瘦頭陀同太后一男一女匿埋喺間房裏便連氣幾日，都唔知搞咗啲乜嘢花樣出嚟冇呢？ + +137 +00:14:03,418 --> 00:14:10,346 +嗯，五台山老皇爺頭殼戴住嗰頂和尚帽啊，都怕有啲綠油油喇。 + +138 +00:14:11,529 --> 00:14:16,183 +康熙當然估唔到佢心裏便諗嗰啲污糟念頭啦，佢笑住話： + +139 +00:14:17,264 --> 00:14:21,139 +太后同我嘅福氣大，你嘅福氣都唔細噃。 + +140 +00:14:21,748 --> 00:14:27,403 +奴才本來係冇福氣嘅，跟得皇上耐咯，就揩咗啲皇上福氣喇。 + +141 +00:14:28,052 --> 00:14:34,804 +哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，嗰個歸辛樹外號神拳無敵，武功係咪真係好厲害㗎？ + +142 +00:14:35,783 --> 00:14:47,552 +康熙喺大笑聲中問出呢句説話，韋小寶耳邊呀，就好似響起個霹靂噉，個身都岌咗幾岌，兩隻腳都軟埋，佢話：誒，誒。 + +143 +00:14:48,219 --> 00:14:53,579 +康熙冷笑話：哼哼，天父地母反清復明。 + +144 +00:14:53,845 --> 00:14:56,869 +韋香主，你真係大膽啊。 + +145 +00:14:57,801 --> 00:15:08,091 +韋小寶只覺得天旋地轉，腦海之中啊亂糟糟，第一個念頭，就係想伸手去靴筒拔匕首，但係立即諗起： + +146 +00:15:08,838 --> 00:15:14,814 +佢乜嘢都知道晒嘞，既然問到呢句説話，就係翻牌同我斗大細。 + +147 +00:15:15,824 --> 00:15:18,388 +佢武功叻過我，我一劍刺佢唔死嘅。 + +148 +00:15:19,349 --> 00:15:21,672 +就算能夠殺咗佢我亦決唔殺佢。 + +149 +00:15:22,081 --> 00:15:28,368 +於是一啲都冇遲疑啊，立即跪低佢話：小桂子投降喇，請小玄子饒命。 + +150 +00:15:29,444 --> 00:15:39,908 +小玄子三個字一入耳，康熙嘅心頭當堂湧起往日同佢比武玩耍嘅種種事情，不由得長歎一聲佢話： + +151 +00:15:40,724 --> 00:15:46,710 +唉，你啊，你一直呃得我好慘啊。 + +152 +00:15:47,392 --> 00:15:56,692 +韋小寶叩頭話：奴才雖然係身在天地會，不過對皇上忠心耿耿，冇做過一啲對唔住皇上嘅事啊。 + +153 +00:15:58,410 --> 00:16:02,387 +你如果有啲多反意，仲點能夠留到你今日啊？ + +154 +00:16:03,468 --> 00:16:06,678 +韋小寶聽佢嘅口氣有啲鬆動嘞連忙又試叩頭話： + +155 +00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:12,598 +皇上腰腎魚湯，叻過諸葛之亮；奴才盡忠為主，好似關雲之長啊。 + +156 +00:16:13,104 --> 00:16:20,187 +康熙幾乎忍笑唔住，個心話：叉叉叉乜嘢諸葛之亮，關雲之長吖？ + +157 +00:16:21,401 --> 00:16:32,204 +不過喺呢個咁緊要嘅時候，如果稍為對佢好啲，噉呢個小丑就插科打諢，順住你躝上嚟㗎喇噉啊點都再收復佢唔到嘞，就喝佢話： + +158 +00:16:32,982 --> 00:16:35,851 +你同我從頭至尾，逐樣逐樣講。 + +159 +00:16:36,802 --> 00:16:41,043 +只要有半句大話，我即刻將你斬成狗肉之醬啊。 + +160 +00:16:41,741 --> 00:16:44,964 +講到最後四個字，嘴角不由得露出笑意。 + +161 +00:16:45,843 --> 00:16:53,476 +韋小寶趴喺地下睇唔見佢嘅神情已經和氣翻，但係聽佢講得咁嚴峻，就連忙叩頭話： + +162 +00:16:53,609 --> 00:16:58,604 +係，係，皇上一切都知道咯，奴才點敢再隱瞞你吖？ + +163 +00:16:59,792 --> 00:17:11,876 +於是將點樣去康親王府殺鰲拜，畀天地會捉咗去，點樣拜陳近南為師，又點樣被逼入會做咗青木堂香主等等嘅情形，逐樣照實講咗。 + +164 +00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:17,768 +噉最後講到點樣遇到歸家三個人，點樣擲骰仔輸咗畀歸鐘； + +165 +00:17:18,316 --> 00:17:28,201 +點樣畫圖畫密奏，點樣喺慈寧花園畀歸二娘捉住，點樣指引三個人襲擊太妃頂轎，以求皇帝得到警報等等。 + +166 +00:17:28,870 --> 00:17:33,921 +至於偷四十二章經等等嘅緊要關節，當然係略過唔提嘞。 + +167 +00:17:34,477 --> 00:17:41,744 +佢講得咁長篇啊，居然大話甚少，而真話極多，一生之中都算係第一趟嘞。 + +168 +00:17:43,323 --> 00:17:48,387 +康熙不停噉詢問天地會嘅情形，韋小寶亦都據實稟報。 + +169 +00:17:49,459 --> 00:17:51,357 +康熙聽咗一陣岌一岌頭佢話： + +170 +00:17:52,039 --> 00:17:56,266 +五人分開一首詩，身上洪英冇人知。 + +171 +00:17:57,056 --> 00:18:02,814 +韋小寶打個特佢諗：皇上連我哋會中兄弟相認嘅切口都知道喎。 + +172 +00:18:03,467 --> 00:18:08,798 +佢跟住就念：自此傳得眾兄弟，後來相認團圓時。 + +173 +00:18:09,229 --> 00:18:14,938 +康熙話：初進洪門結義兄，當天明誓表真心。 + +174 +00:18:15,436 --> 00:18:20,599 +韋小寶話：松柏二枝分左右，中節洪花結義亭。 + +175 +00:18:20,954 --> 00:18:26,330 +康熙話：忠義堂前兄弟在，城中點將百萬兵。 + +176 +00:18:27,230 --> 00:18:32,473 +韋小寶話：福德祠前來誓願，反清復明我洪英。 + +177 +00:18:32,887 --> 00:18:42,719 +按照天地會裏便嘅規矩，佢呢兩句詩一念完呢，對方就應當自報姓名，講自己所屬堂口，喺會中嘅職份。 + +178 +00:18:43,543 --> 00:18:45,824 +康熙只係微微一笑就唔出聲嘞。 + +179 +00:18:46,366 --> 00:18:53,516 +韋小寶好歡喜噉話：原來皇上亦係我哋會中兄弟，唔知係咩堂口燒嘅係幾多炷香呢？ + +180 +00:18:54,195 --> 00:19:02,190 +講到呢處，立刻知道自己糊塗到極嘞，佢係大清皇帝，點會嚟反清復明吖？就猛咁話： + +181 +00:19:02,492 --> 00:19:04,925 +打你呢個糊塗鬼，打你呢個糊塗鬼。 + +182 +00:19:05,308 --> 00:19:07,290 +噉啊輕輕打咗自己兩巴。 + +183 +00:19:08,718 --> 00:19:11,745 +康熙企起身，踱嚟踱去，佢話： + +184 +00:19:12,950 --> 00:19:22,541 +你做嘅係我滿洲嘅官，食嘅係我大清嘅祿米，個心裏頭呢，就有反清復明嘅諗頭。 + +185 +00:19:23,609 --> 00:19:31,550 +如果唔係乃念你有過一啲微小嘅功勞，你就算有一百個人頭，我一早就斬晒落嚟喇。 + +186 +00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:33,413 +係嘅，係嘅。 + +187 +00:19:33,813 --> 00:19:38,446 +皇上寬洪大量，奴才嘅人頭，先至留得到今日唧。 + +188 +00:19:38,966 --> 00:19:42,973 +奴才即刻去退會，呢個天地會嘅香主我點都唔做㗎喇。 + +189 +00:19:43,426 --> 00:19:46,717 +今後，決唔反清復明，專門反明復清。 + +190 +00:19:47,713 --> 00:19:54,630 +康熙個心偷笑嘞就鬧佢話：我大清又冇亡國，要你嚟復咩啊？一味亂講。 + +191 +00:19:55,181 --> 00:19:58,324 +係，係，奴才保定我主江山萬萬年。 + +192 +00:19:58,609 --> 00:20:02,912 +皇上要我復乜嘢，我就復乜嘢，要我反乜嘢，奴才就反乜嘢。 + +193 +00:20:04,039 --> 00:20:07,069 +好，我要你反天地會。 + +194 +00:20:07,504 --> 00:20:08,522 +係，係。 + +195 +00:20:09,149 --> 00:20:13,709 +韋小寶個心啊暗暗叫苦嘞，啲表情梗係為難啦。 + +196 +00:20:14,872 --> 00:20:22,016 +康熙話：你滿口花言巧語，話咩對我忠心耿耿喎，都唔知係真定假嘅。 + +197 +00:20:22,335 --> 00:20:25,554 +哎十足真金，十足真金，珍珠都冇咁真啊。 + +198 +00:20:26,521 --> 00:20:31,168 +我仔細查過你喇，總算你對我仲冇咩大逆不道嘅惡行。 + +199 +00:20:32,021 --> 00:20:46,107 +如果你聽我吩咐，呢一次整冧咗天地會，斬草除根，將一班叛逆殺到乾乾淨淨，噉啊將功贖罪，我就赦咗你嘅欺君大罪，話唔埋仲賞賜啲咩嘢畀你。 + +200 +00:20:46,838 --> 00:20:55,077 +如果你仍然狡猾欺詐兩面三刀，呵呵，唔通我殺唔到你天地會嘅韋香主咩？ + +201 +00:20:55,878 --> 00:21:00,187 +嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/196.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/196.srt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..5184d9d7b9e2078b7119436c6b87a85f7b58008e --- /dev/null +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/196.srt @@ -0,0 +1,835 @@ +1 +00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,213 +前文再續啊書接上一回啊。 + +2 +00:00:04,943 --> 00:00:14,466 +話説康熙叫韋小寶整冧天地會，將佢哋斬草除根，如果唔得呢，就殺咗佢噉。 + +3 +00:00:15,524 --> 00:00:18,907 +韋小寶啊嚇到全身冷汗掂流啊佢話： + +4 +00:00:19,289 --> 00:00:20,739 +誒，係嘅，係嘅。 + +5 +00:00:21,210 --> 00:00:31,193 +皇上要殺奴才，不過好似捻死隻蟻仔啫嘛，不過，嘿嘿，誒不過皇上係腰腎魚湯，係唔殺忠臣嘅。 + +6 +00:00:32,132 --> 00:00:38,647 +康熙哼咗一聲佢話：哼，你係忠臣啊？你係大花面奸臣。 + +7 +00:00:39,733 --> 00:00:45,987 +皇上明鑒，奴才呃咗皇上，有啲事情冇同你講，呢啲係有嘅。 + +8 +00:00:46,325 --> 00:00:49,246 +不過的的確確唔係大花面奸臣噃。 + +9 +00:00:49,548 --> 00:00:52,293 +董卓啊、曹操啊我係決唔做嘅。 + +10 +00:00:53,391 --> 00:00:59,365 +好，就算你唔係大花面奸臣，你係白鼻哥小丑。 + +11 +00:01:00,423 --> 00:01:05,659 +韋小寶得到皇帝分派佢噉樣一個角色，當堂鬆翻啖氣啊佢話： + +12 +00:01:06,368 --> 00:01:13,637 +小丑就小丑啦，誒好似，好似時遷啊、朱光祖啊噉，噉亦能夠幫皇上立功嘅。 + +13 +00:01:14,883 --> 00:01:18,580 +哼，你總係要將自己講成係好人。 + +14 +00:01:20,022 --> 00:01:28,633 +噉樣啦，你點齊兵馬，去將天地會、沐王府、歸辛樹一班反賊，冚𠾴唥都捉齊嚟。 + +15 +00:01:29,431 --> 00:01:36,903 +如果走甩咗一個，斬你一隻手，走甩四個，一雙手一雙腳都斬晒佢。 + +16 +00:01:37,923 --> 00:01:42,111 +如果走甩五個，噉再斬你咩嘢呢？ + +17 +00:01:42,953 --> 00:01:48,176 +噉誒，嘿嘿，噉誒，奴才只有真係做太監喇。 + +18 +00:01:48,858 --> 00:01:54,143 +哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，叉叉叉，你啊真會打算盤啊。 + +19 +00:01:55,031 --> 00:01:57,107 +韋小寶愁眉苦面噉話： + +20 +00:01:57,724 --> 00:02:06,196 +皇上斬咗我兩隻手兩隻腳，奴才多數都係冇命㗎啦，呢個人頭斬唔斬都差唔多嘅啫。 + +21 +00:02:06,689 --> 00:02:12,441 +佢諗：佢連沐王府都知道，佢真係消息靈通噃。 + +22 +00:02:13,829 --> 00:02:17,551 +康熙喺衫袖籠攞咗一張紙出嚟，佢念： + +23 +00:02:18,731 --> 00:02:33,642 +天地會總舵主陳近南，青木堂香主韋小寶，屬下李力世、徐天川、玄貞道人、錢老本、高彥超、風際中等等； + +24 +00:02:34,770 --> 00:02:39,159 +沐家嘅沐劍聲、柳大洪、吳立身等等； + +25 +00:02:40,071 --> 00:02:45,100 +三名入嚟皇宮嘅刺客係歸辛樹、歸二娘、歸鐘。 + +26 +00:02:45,489 --> 00:02:56,436 +一、二、三、四、五、六，總共係四十三名反賊，除咗你自己暫時唔算之外，總共係四十二名。 + +27 +00:02:57,571 --> 00:03:00,423 +韋小寶又即刻跪低，叩咗兩個頭佢話： + +28 +00:03:01,150 --> 00:03:07,665 +皇上，呢班人雖然話要反清復明啫，不過佢哋亦冇反成功復成功啊。 + +29 +00:03:08,469 --> 00:03:15,801 +不如，等我去同佢哋講，話皇上上知天文，下知地理，過去未來乜嘢都知道晒喇。 + +30 +00:03:16,184 --> 00:03:19,833 +皇上話過大清江山萬萬年，噉實係冇錯嘅。 + +31 +00:03:20,100 --> 00:03:23,849 +反清係反唔成㗎喇，大家不如散咗夥啦噉好唔好啊？ + +32 +00:03:24,801 --> 00:03:27,090 +康熙出力一拍張枱，大聲話： + +33 +00:03:27,770 --> 00:03:31,023 +你係一意抗命，唔肯去捉拿反賊喇係唔係啊？ + +34 +00:03:32,084 --> 00:03:36,953 +韋小寶諗：江湖上好漢義氣為重噃。 + +35 +00:03:37,175 --> 00:03:41,764 +我如果將師父佢哋都捉起嚟，皇上一定斬咗佢哋嘅頭嘅。 + +36 +00:03:42,473 --> 00:03:47,850 +噉樣一嚟，韋小寶出賣朋友，唔係變成吳三桂囖？ + +37 +00:03:48,676 --> 00:03:54,193 +唉，當初冒充咩人唔好吖，偏偏就冒充小桂子。 + +38 +00:03:54,709 --> 00:04:00,341 +小桂子小桂子，之唔係吳三桂個仔囖。 + +39 +00:04:00,923 --> 00:04:07,381 +我呢個伯爵大人啊亦都唔做嘞，想法子通知師父佢哋大家逃走，躝屍趷路罷啦。 + +40 +00:04:07,999 --> 00:04:11,354 +康熙見佢唔回答，個心就更嬲喇，喝佢話： + +41 +00:04:12,026 --> 00:04:15,619 +到底點啊？唔通你仲唔知道自己犯咗大罪咩？ + +42 +00:04:16,313 --> 00:04:22,966 +我畀咗個改過自新、將功贖罪嘅機會畀你，乜你仲想同我討價還價？ + +43 +00:04:24,074 --> 00:04:30,697 +皇上，佢哋要嚟害你，我就搏命攔阻佢哋，奴才對你係講義氣㗎。 + +44 +00:04:31,821 --> 00:04:39,236 +皇上要捉佢哋，噉奴才挾喺中間，難以做人噉只有向你求情啦，噉亦係講義氣啫嘛。 + +45 +00:04:39,901 --> 00:04:45,690 +你個心係向住反賊，噉就係順逆不分，目無君上仲話講義氣？ + +46 +00:04:47,081 --> 00:04:58,756 +冇錯，你救過我條命，救過父皇，救過太后，今日我如果殺咗你，你嘅心啊實係唔服，會話我對你唔講義氣㗎喇係唔係吖？ + +47 +00:05:00,123 --> 00:05:03,179 +到咗呢個地步韋小寶啊索性硬住頭皮話： + +48 +00:05:03,659 --> 00:05:04,527 +係定啦。 + +49 +00:05:04,962 --> 00:05:09,858 +從前皇上應承過嘅，奴才就算做錯咗事，皇上亦都放過我。 + +50 +00:05:10,290 --> 00:05:13,743 +萬歲爺嘅金口，講咗就唔能夠反悔㗎嘛。 + +51 +00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:21,890 +好喇你，你啊真係深謀遠慮，早就行定呢步棋嘞，哼，其心可誅啊。 + +52 +00:05:23,106 --> 00:05:29,112 +韋小寶唔明白其心可誅呢四個字係咩嘢意思，不過估計呢決唔係好話嘞。 + +53 +00:05:30,548 --> 00:05:35,864 +佢自從認識康熙以嚟啊，從來都冇見過佢發咁大脾氣嘅，佢諗： + +54 +00:05:36,490 --> 00:05:39,642 +我呢個人頭，已經係斬咗成大半㗎嘞。 + +55 +00:05:40,460 --> 00:05:46,458 +小皇帝嘅脾氣啊，向佢求情係冇用嘅，只有同佢講道理嘅啫。 + +56 +00:05:47,552 --> 00:05:54,111 +於是佢就話：皇上，我拜過你做師父，你又應承收我做徒弟嘅。 + +57 +00:05:55,024 --> 00:05:57,193 +嗰個陳近南呢亦係我個師父。 + +58 +00:05:57,753 --> 00:06:01,091 +噉我如果要存心害你，噉就係欺師滅祖嘞。 + +59 +00:06:01,527 --> 00:06:05,079 +噉我如果害嗰個師父呢，亦係欺師滅宗啫。 + +60 +00:06:05,364 --> 00:06:10,269 +再講吖，皇帝斬奴才嘅人頭，當然係好平常啦。 + +61 +00:06:10,553 --> 00:06:15,741 +不過師父斬徒弟嘅人頭，噉就有啲，有啲唔係點對路咯。 + +62 +00:06:16,669 --> 00:06:23,321 +康熙諗：收佢做徒弟雖然係講笑，不過當時確係講過嘅。 + +63 +00:06:24,091 --> 00:06:33,707 +呢個嘢恃寵而驕無法無天，居然將我同天地會嘅匪首相提並論，實在係胡鬧之至啊。 + +64 +00:06:34,852 --> 00:06:42,528 +佢正係諗到呢處，忽然間聽到遠處隱約人聲喧嘩，乒乒乓乓，又有兵器相交嘅聲音。 + +65 +00:06:43,353 --> 00:06:46,917 +韋小寶跳起身，佢話：好似有刺客嚟啊。 + +66 +00:06:47,326 --> 00:06:51,132 +師父請坐喺處，唔好逳，等徒弟喺你前面擋住啦。 + +67 +00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:53,763 +康熙哼咗一聲佢諗： + +68 +00:06:54,652 --> 00:07:00,520 +呢個嘢就算有一千種唔啱，對我畢竟係有忠愛之心嘅。就話： + +69 +00:07:01,483 --> 00:07:03,169 +你以後唔准叫我做師父喇。 + +70 +00:07:03,747 --> 00:07:07,674 +你唔守本門嘅門規，本師父將你革除咗喇。 + +71 +00:07:08,207 --> 00:07:10,569 +講完，不禁有啲好笑。 + +72 +00:07:11,493 --> 00:07:17,828 +喺呢個時候，只聽見腳步聲響，有幾個人跑到殿門外便，就停住腳唔逳嘞。 + +73 +00:07:18,862 --> 00:07:23,226 +韋小寶跑到殿門後便，即刻攞起門戌上咗戌。 + +74 +00:07:23,883 --> 00:07:29,404 +呢啲係性命交關嘅大事啊，手腳快到冇得比，佢問：咩人啊？ + +75 +00:07:30,129 --> 00:07:39,641 +外便有人大聲話：啟奏皇上，宮內闖咗三名刺客入嚟，內班宿衞已經沊沊𡃈圍住佢哋，好快就可以捉住佢哋喇。 + +76 +00:07:40,509 --> 00:07:44,245 +韋小寶諗：歸家三個人終於走唔甩。 + +77 +00:07:44,841 --> 00:07:46,728 +佢話：皇上知道喇。 + +78 +00:07:47,021 --> 00:07:53,803 +立即火速加調一百名侍衞，嚟養心殿前後護駕，屋頂上便，亦要企三十名。 + +79 +00:07:54,669 --> 00:07:56,847 +殿外嘅侍衞首領應咗就去嘞。 + +80 +00:07:58,029 --> 00:08:01,060 +康熙諗：佢真係想得周到啊。 + +81 +00:08:01,834 --> 00:08:12,037 +嗰日喺五台山遇險，嗰個白衣尼姑撞爛屋頂落嚟，真係難以防備，好彩佢奮不顧身噉喺我前面擋咗一劍唧。 + +82 +00:08:13,293 --> 00:08:19,723 +過咗一陣，呼喝聲漸漸輕嘞，但係好快脆兵刃撞擊嘅聲又響起上嚟。 + +83 +00:08:20,751 --> 00:08:24,592 +康熙皺起眉頭話：連三名刺客都捉唔住。 + +84 +00:08:25,552 --> 00:08:28,167 +如果嚟嘅係三百名三千名噉啊點算啊？ + +85 +00:08:29,112 --> 00:08:31,833 +韋小寶話：皇上唔使煩惱嘅。 + +86 +00:08:32,526 --> 00:08:38,011 +好似歸辛樹噉樣嘅人物，世上係好少嘅，最多亦不過係四五個啫。 + +87 +00:08:39,371 --> 00:08:44,960 +再嗰一陣，只聽見腳步聲響，加調嘅內班宿衞嚟到殿外嘞。 + +88 +00:08:45,743 --> 00:08:51,681 +噉又聽見殿頂四圍瓦面就發出響聲，上去守衞嘅宿衛，跳上咗殿頂。 + +89 +00:08:52,753 --> 00:08:59,813 +班衛士知道皇帝就喺殿裏便，噉啊都喺殿簷殿角把守，唔敢行去殿心屋頂。 + +90 +00:09:00,532 --> 00:09:03,940 +否則，企喺皇帝頭頂係極大嘅不敬啊。 + +91 +00:09:05,592 --> 00:09:14,200 +康熙知道淨係養心殿周圍，至少都有四五百名侍衞把守，噉啊實唔會有事嘅，就唔再理啲刺客喇，佢話： + +92 +00:09:14,853 --> 00:09:16,277 +你睇下呢張係乜嘢？ + +93 +00:09:16,713 --> 00:09:19,722 +喺衫袖籠又攞出一張紙嚟鋪喺枱面。 + +94 +00:09:21,127 --> 00:09:32,704 +韋小寶行埋去一睇，見係一幅圖畫，中間畫嘅係一座大屋，屋前面有旗杆、石獅子，吖有啲似係自己嘅伯爵府嘞； + +95 +00:09:33,809 --> 00:09:39,388 +間屋嘅四周圍，排列住十幾門大炮，炮口都對準大屋。 + +96 +00:09:39,917 --> 00:09:44,624 +噉再仔細睇下，嗰間屋呢就越睇越似自己嗰間屋。 + +97 +00:09:45,721 --> 00:09:48,726 +康熙話：你認唔認得呢間屋啊？ + +98 +00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:54,203 +韋小寶話：吖好似有啲似奴才嘅狗竇噃。 + +99 +00:09:55,061 --> 00:09:56,243 +你認得就好嘞。 + +100 +00:09:56,906 --> 00:10:00,634 +康熙又指住圖畫裏便門楣上嗰四個字，佢話： + +101 +00:10:01,390 --> 00:10:04,473 +忠勇伯府四個字，你都認得㗎？ + +102 +00:10:05,540 --> 00:10:10,283 +韋小寶聽見果然就係自己間屋，不禁冷汗掂流啊。 + +103 +00:10:10,861 --> 00:10:16,110 +自己間屋四圍排列咗咁多大炮，梗係弊傢伙定㗎啦。 + +104 +00:10:16,430 --> 00:10:21,131 +噉想起大炮轟擊嗰種威勢啊，不由得全身打震啊。 + +105 +00:10:22,129 --> 00:10:35,646 +康熙話：今晚黑，你哋天地會、雲南沐家、華山派姓歸嘅，仲有王屋派門下司徒鶴一班人，都要喺你屋企聚會。 + +106 +00:10:36,559 --> 00:10:45,490 +我呢十二門大炮呢，呢陣，已經喺你間屋嘅四周圍啲民房裏便架好，炮彈火藥都上好嘞。 + +107 +00:10:46,206 --> 00:10:53,746 +只要打開個窗，露出炮口，一點藥線，哼，怕冇一個反賊能夠執翻條命。 + +108 +00:10:54,839 --> 00:11:05,404 +就算大炮轟佢哋唔死，噉逃跑出嚟，圍喺外便嗰幾隊前鋒營兵馬，總唔會只係食飯唔理事㗎？ + +109 +00:11:05,880 --> 00:11:11,934 +先頭，你見到前鋒營統領阿濟赤吖嘛？佢已經去點兵預備逳手嘞。 + +110 +00:11:12,788 --> 00:11:20,362 +前鋒營向來同你統帶嘅驍騎營不大和睦嘅，我睇，未必肯放你走啩？ + +111 +00:11:21,803 --> 00:11:28,536 +皇上乜嘢都預料到嘞，而家同奴才講明白，即係放過奴才一條命。 + +112 +00:11:29,465 --> 00:11:37,341 +奴才以前一啲啲小功勞，就此將功折罪都折到乾乾淨淨，唉一啲都冇剩嘞。 + +113 +00:11:38,611 --> 00:11:39,759 +你明白就好嘞。 + +114 +00:11:40,702 --> 00:11:49,732 +好似我哋兩個人賭牌九噉，你先不先，贏咗唔少銀，不過呢，喺一注之中都輸翻晒畀我。 + +115 +00:11:50,212 --> 00:11:56,435 +呵呵呵呵，荷葉凝珠，不禁東風一浪，從此就冇咗輸贏。 + +116 +00:11:57,150 --> 00:12:00,856 +我哋如果要再玩過呢，就要從頭嚟過至得。 + +117 +00:12:02,238 --> 00:12:10,526 +韋小寶松翻啖氣，佢話：真係多謝皇上龍恩，奴才今後只係專心同皇上當差。 + +118 +00:12:11,046 --> 00:12:15,800 +咪講話天地會啊，就算係天九會嘅香主奴才亦都唔做嘞。 + +119 +00:12:16,801 --> 00:12:19,198 +佢個心就暗暗着急嘞，佢諗： + +120 +00:12:19,642 --> 00:12:25,878 +哎呀，師父佢哋約好咗，今晚喺我嗰處聚會，點樣通知佢哋唔好去呢？ + +121 +00:12:26,692 --> 00:12:27,380 +噉佢又話： + +122 +00:12:28,105 --> 00:12:38,777 +皇上吩咐我去捉拿呢一班反賊，只不過係試下奴才嘅心嘅啫，其實皇上早就神機妙算，乜乜乜乜之中，乜乜千里之外喇。 + +123 +00:12:39,564 --> 00:12:45,592 +突然間，聽見殿門外便有人大聲話：回皇上，反賊捉到喇。 + +124 +00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:49,449 +康熙好歡喜嘞佢話：帶入嚟！ + +125 +00:12:50,076 --> 00:12:51,347 +韋小寶話：係。 + +126 +00:12:51,907 --> 00:12:54,450 +行過去拔開門戌，打開殿門。 + +127 +00:12:55,317 --> 00:13:02,592 +只見幾十名侍衞，擁住歸家三個人入嚟，一齊話：叩見皇上，下跪！ + +128 +00:13:03,342 --> 00:13:05,590 +噉啊幾十名侍衞一齊跪低。 + +129 +00:13:06,389 --> 00:13:14,010 +歸辛樹、歸二娘、歸鐘三個人滿身血污到處都係傷口，卻係昂然直立。 + +130 +00:13:14,685 --> 00:13:20,721 +三個人都係畀粗繩綁住，身邊呢，就有兩名侍衞拉住佢哋。 + +131 +00:13:21,548 --> 00:13:24,842 +侍衞嘅領班喝佢哋話：跪低，跪低！ + +132 +00:13:25,683 --> 00:13:27,841 +歸家三個人一啲都冇理佢。 + +133 +00:13:28,597 --> 00:13:36,691 +只聽見殿上滴滴答答咁響，歸家三個人同受傷嘅侍衞身上嘅鮮血啊不停噉向下滴。 + +134 +00:13:37,530 --> 00:13:39,992 +歸二娘睩實韋小寶喝佢話： + +135 +00:13:40,718 --> 00:13:44,804 +小漢奸，你，你呢個臭賊！ + +136 +00:13:45,449 --> 00:13:51,789 +韋小寶見到三個人嘅慘狀，個心不禁難過嘞，咪由得佢鬧亦唔回答。 + +137 +00:13:52,912 --> 00:13:59,632 +康熙岌一岌頭佢話：神拳無敵歸辛樹，原來係噉樣嘅老坑啊。 + +138 +00:14:00,529 --> 00:14:02,413 +我哋嘅人死傷咗幾多啊？ + +139 +00:14:03,130 --> 00:14:11,121 +侍衞領班話：回皇上，反賊兇悍到極，侍衞殉職嘅三十幾人，受傷嘅四十幾人。 + +140 +00:14:12,239 --> 00:14:17,557 +康熙擺一擺手，個心暗暗稱讚：吖，真係使得嘞。 + +141 +00:14:18,254 --> 00:14:21,486 +噉啊侍衞領班呢吩咐手下將三個人帶出去。 + +142 +00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:29,247 +突然間，歸辛樹大喝一聲，運起內力，右膊向身邊嘅侍衞一撞。 + +143 +00:14:29,665 --> 00:14:36,799 +嗰個侍衞吖噉一聲大叫，個身啊成個飛出去，頭殼撞落埲墻處當堂斃命。 + +144 +00:14:37,526 --> 00:14:45,080 +歸辛樹揦住綁喺歸鐘身上嘅繩索出力一掹，啪一聲，繩索斷晒，噉啊揦住佢個身，佢話： + +145 +00:14:45,267 --> 00:14:48,713 +阿仔，快啲走，我同媽媽跟住就嚟。 + +146 +00:14:49,162 --> 00:14:52,473 +向外一送，噉歸鐘就喺殿門口飛咗出去。 + +147 +00:14:53,033 --> 00:14:58,141 +就喺呢個時候，歸氏夫婦一齊跳起，向康熙撲過去。 + +148 +00:14:58,594 --> 00:15:08,192 +韋小寶見到噉樣，嘩大吃一驚啊，撲上去，一手抱住康熙，趢喺枱底，噉自己背脊向外便，保護住康熙。 + +149 +00:15:09,003 --> 00:15:15,102 +只聽見啪啪兩聲，跟住就有幾名侍衞衝過嚟，噉啊扶起康熙同韋小寶。 + +150 +00:15:15,897 --> 00:15:24,426 +再睇下歸氏夫婦，只見佢哋都已經倒喺血泊之中嘞，背上插咗七八把刀劍，已經死咗嘞。 + +151 +00:15:25,193 --> 00:15:35,941 +歸辛樹力殺幾十名侍衞之後啊，身受重傷，最後運起內力，掹斷咗個仔身上嘅繩索，噉啊立即向康熙撲過去。 + +152 +00:15:36,900 --> 00:15:48,430 +歸二娘就明白丈夫嘅用意啊：一來，只係希望臨死一擊，噉能夠殺死清廷皇帝；二來呢，等個仔喺混亂之中逃走。 + +153 +00:15:48,750 --> 00:15:56,733 +兩個人嘅手腳，都畀繩索綁到實一實，自己再冇力擢得斷嘞，噉仲係一齊跳起，向康熙衝擊。 + +154 +00:15:57,772 --> 00:16:07,704 +但係兩個人力戰之餘啊，已經油盡燈乾，都係身在半空就狂噴鮮血，點都支持唔住，噉跌翻落地。 + +155 +00:16:08,411 --> 00:16:12,671 +班侍衛就算唔再斬佢哋啊，佢兩個人早就死咗咯。 + +156 +00:16:13,894 --> 00:16:18,262 +康熙驚魂稍定噉皺住眉頭話：拉出去，拉出去。 + +157 +00:16:19,157 --> 00:16:35,053 +侍衞齊聲答應，噉正話要抬兩個人嘅尸首出去，突然間殿門口人影一晃，飚咗一個人入嚟，身法呀快到極，噉撲喺歸氏夫婦嘅屍體上便，大叫話：媽！爹！ + +158 +00:16:35,582 --> 00:16:36,769 +係歸鐘啊。 + +159 +00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:45,852 +噉幾名侍衞兵器斬落去，歸鐘啊竟然唔識閃避噃，噉兵器呢冚𠾴唥斬中佢，佢喘息住話： + +160 +00:16:46,562 --> 00:16:54,198 +媽，你，你唔陪住我，我點算啊？我唔識路㗎。 + +161 +00:16:57,513 --> 00:17:00,340 +咳咗兩聲，個頭一側，死咗嘞。 + +162 +00:17:02,002 --> 00:17:12,766 +歸鐘一生同母親寸步不離，件件事由母親安排照料，而家佢離開父母，竟然係手足無措啊。 + +163 +00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:19,257 +雖然喺養心殿逃走出去啊，終歸仲係返嚟依附喺父母身邊。 + +164 +00:17:19,866 --> 00:17:24,471 +侍衞總管多隆噔噔聲跑入嚟養心殿跪低話： + +165 +00:17:25,441 --> 00:17:30,217 +啊，回皇上，宮裏便嘅刺客已經全部，全部肅清嘞。 + +166 +00:17:31,057 --> 00:17:35,198 +見到殿上滿地係血，個心十分惶恐，佢叩頭話： + +167 +00:17:35,682 --> 00:17:39,904 +刺客驚動聖駕，奴才，奴才該死。 + +168 +00:17:41,267 --> 00:17:53,202 +康熙啱先畀韋小寶噉樣抱住一趢，雖然十分狼狽有損尊嚴啊，但係此人捨命護駕，忠君之心呢就確實無疑嘞。 + +169 +00:17:53,882 --> 00:18:05,010 +佢就對多隆話：外便，仲有人要行刺韋小寶，你好好保護佢，唔好離開佢半步，更加唔好畀佢離開皇宮。 + +170 +00:18:05,463 --> 00:18:08,591 +聽朝早，再另外聽我吩咐啦。 + +171 +00:18:09,468 --> 00:18:14,547 +多隆連忙答應話：係，係，奴才盡心保護韋都統。 + +172 +00:18:15,301 --> 00:18:24,378 +韋小寶啊暗暗叫苦喇：死啦，皇上今晚要炮轟天地會，怕我通風報信吩咐多隆看實我啊。 + +173 +00:18:25,453 --> 00:18:27,887 +康熙行到殿門口，佢又諗： + +174 +00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:34,616 +嗰個小桂子好狡猾嘅，多隆呢個老粗唔係佢對手。 + +175 +00:18:35,233 --> 00:18:46,217 +就擰轉頭話：多隆，你派多啲人手，緊緊跟住韋小寶，唔能夠畀佢同人哋講説話，亦唔能夠畀佢傳遞啲咩嘢出皇宮。 + +176 +00:18:46,697 --> 00:18:52,322 +總而言之，局勢危險，你就當佢係，當佢係欽犯辦啦。 + +177 +00:18:52,828 --> 00:18:57,737 +多隆話：係，係。皇上恩待臣下，無微不至啊。 + +178 +00:18:58,714 --> 00:19:03,661 +多隆以為皇上愛惜韋小寶，唔畀刺客有危害佢嘅機會啫噃。 + +179 +00:19:04,217 --> 00:19:10,076 +韋小寶話：皇上恩典，奴才粉身碎骨亦難以報答啊。 + +180 +00:19:11,009 --> 00:19:18,605 +佢個心知道皇帝噉樣講，係顧全自己嘅面子，日後，仲有用得着自己嘅地方嘅。 + +181 +00:19:19,439 --> 00:19:26,043 +康熙微微一笑話：你又贏咗一注嘞，我哋由聽日起再嚟玩過啦。 + +182 +00:19:26,531 --> 00:19:31,424 +你嗰隻金飯碗，要捧實啲啊，唔好打爛佢啊。 + +183 +00:19:31,788 --> 00:19:34,022 +講完，就行出殿門嘞。 + +184 +00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:38,458 +康熙呢兩句説話當然只有韋小寶先至明白。 + +185 +00:19:39,741 --> 00:19:43,952 +啱先自己抱住康熙護駕，噉佢又算自己立咗一功。 + +186 +00:19:44,431 --> 00:19:52,813 +佢今晚殺咗師父陳近南等等一班人之後呢，噉自己同天地會就冇乜關係嘞，皇帝又會重用自己。 + +187 +00:19:53,763 --> 00:20:02,971 +嗰隻金飯碗上面刻住公忠體國四個字，皇帝係要自己對佢忠心耿耿，唔好再有二心啊。 + +188 +00:20:04,128 --> 00:20:13,978 +韋小寶想到師父同天地會裏便一班兄弟血肉橫飛嘅慘狀，噉自己就算再加官進爵啊，個心啊點安樂呢？ + +189 +00:20:14,569 --> 00:20:20,042 +佢諗：做人唔講義氣，唔算烏龜王八蛋算乜嘢啊？ + +190 +00:20:21,471 --> 00:20:26,271 +皇上消息咁靈通，係邊個龜蛋同佢講嘅呢？ + +191 +00:20:27,319 --> 00:20:37,531 +今朝早我第一次見到皇上，佢對我好好㗎，話要派我去打勝仗，希望我捉到吳三桂封我做平西王。 + +192 +00:20:38,420 --> 00:20:43,427 +嗰個時候，皇上一定仲唔知道天地會韋香主嘅事啊。 + +193 +00:20:44,289 --> 00:20:49,100 +佢知道消息，係我押老舉乸去呈畀太后嗰陣時嘅。 + +194 +00:20:49,856 --> 00:20:52,707 +吖，係邊個狗賊通風報信嘅呢？ + +195 +00:20:53,506 --> 00:20:58,967 +哼，多數係沐王府嘅人，一係呢就係王屋派司徒鶴嘅手下。 + +196 +00:20:59,769 --> 00:21:06,322 +噉否則我偷四十二章經，喺神龍教做白龍使呢啲事，皇上點解唔知道嘅呢？ + +197 +00:21:07,594 --> 00:21:13,004 +多隆見到佢愁眉苦面神情恍惚，就拍下佢膊頭笑住話： + +198 +00:21:13,422 --> 00:21:18,997 +韋兄弟，皇上咁寵愛你呀，真係唔知你前世係幾生修翻嚟嘅。 + +199 +00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:29,143 +朝廷上無論邊一位親王、貝勒、將軍、大臣，皇上從來都未曾派過御前侍衞嚟保護過佢嘅。 + +200 +00:21:29,543 --> 00:21:34,523 +大家都話喇，韋都統唔到二十歲啊，就會封公封王㗎喇。 + +201 +00:21:35,079 --> 00:21:45,602 +嘿兄弟，你唔使擔心，只要唔走出宮門口一步，反賊就算有千軍萬馬，亦傷害唔到你一條寒毛嘅哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。 + +202 +00:21:46,609 --> 00:21:49,033 +韋小寶啊只有苦笑喇佢話： + +203 +00:21:49,580 --> 00:21:52,909 +呵呵，皇上恩德，天高地厚。 + +204 +00:21:53,416 --> 00:21:57,567 +我哋做奴才嘅應該盡心竭力，報答皇上嘅恩典啊。 + +205 +00:21:58,599 --> 00:22:08,094 +眼見幾十名侍衞企喺前後左右，唉，想同天地會兄弟送個信真係千難萬難咯，佢諗： + +206 +00:22:08,709 --> 00:22:12,340 +咩嘢封王封公吖，老子真係唔想啊。 + +207 +00:22:12,633 --> 00:22:19,686 +寧可小皇帝喺我囖柚踢一腳，大喝一聲：躝屍趷路啦你，從此唔准你再見我個面噉就好嘞。 + +208 +00:22:20,618 --> 00:22:24,823 +而家噉樣保護法啊，嘿，真係攞我條命喇。 + +209 +00:22:25,441 --> 00:22:29,942 +嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/197.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/197.srt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..7746de48d453cf11828a00936af8f5ff21612f50 --- /dev/null +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/197.srt @@ -0,0 +1,811 @@ +1 +00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,882 +前文再續啊書接上一回啊。 + +2 +00:00:04,007 --> 00:00:06,241 +話説多隆對韋小寶話： + +3 +00:00:06,775 --> 00:00:18,478 +韋兄弟，皇上吩咐你唔好四圍行，噉你係想去你以前住嗰間屋唞下呢，定係去侍衞班房，大家陪你玩翻幾手啊？ + +4 +00:00:19,416 --> 00:00:25,006 +佢知道同韋小寶擲骰仔、推牌九，最投其所好㗎喇。 + +5 +00:00:26,132 --> 00:00:28,716 +韋小寶，突然間想起件嘢佢就話： + +6 +00:00:29,790 --> 00:00:36,589 +太后吩咐我有一件緊要嘅事情，需要立即辦妥嘅，唔該多大哥一齊去啦。 + +7 +00:00:37,753 --> 00:00:39,383 +多隆為難嘞佢話： + +8 +00:00:40,191 --> 00:00:44,058 +太后交落嚟嘅事情，當然即刻要做啦。 + +9 +00:00:44,405 --> 00:00:51,126 +不過，誒不過皇上嘅命令，要韋兄弟千祈唔好離開皇宮。 + +10 +00:00:51,752 --> 00:00:55,135 +呢啲事喺宮內辦嘅啫，多大哥不必擔心。 + +11 +00:00:55,331 --> 00:01:00,183 +哦，噉就得啦，只要唔出宮門，噉就百無禁忌啊。 + +12 +00:01:00,908 --> 00:01:08,500 +韋小寶吩咐侍衞，將慎太妃頂轎，即刻抬去神武門西便嘅火燒場，佢話： + +13 +00:01:08,965 --> 00:01:12,713 +有邊個打開轎簾，太后吩咐即刻殺咗佢。 + +14 +00:01:14,023 --> 00:01:18,986 +刺客襲擊太妃頂轎嘅事啊，多隆同埋眾侍衛都已經知道嘞。 + +15 +00:01:19,659 --> 00:01:28,028 +雖然唔知道真相，不過都知道係太后嘅一件極其秘密嘅私事，一直都惴惴不安。 + +16 +00:01:28,890 --> 00:01:38,002 +聽韋小寶講話要抬去火燒場焚化喎，噉即係去咗一個天大嘅禍胎啫，噉個個心呢都放低一嚿大石。 + +17 +00:01:38,931 --> 00:01:44,262 +於是多隆跟住韋小寶，押咗太妃頂轎去火燒場。 + +18 +00:01:45,072 --> 00:01:48,383 +一路上呀，轎裏便仲滴出血嚟。 + +19 +00:01:49,121 --> 00:01:53,132 +噉至於轎裏便死嘅人係邊個呢，當然冇人敢問嘞。 + +20 +00:01:54,054 --> 00:02:00,576 +去到火燒場，蘇拉雜役啊冧起柴枝，圍住頂轎四圍就燒起上嚟嘞。 + +21 +00:02:01,473 --> 00:02:11,372 +韋小寶啊執咗一條木條，攞啲炭畫咗隻雀仔，噉啊雙手拱住木條，對住頂轎吟吟沉沉噉禱告話： + +22 +00:02:11,870 --> 00:02:19,520 +瘦頭陀、老舉乸，你哋喺世上做唔成夫妻呢，就去陰間做千年萬年嘅夫妻啦。 + +23 +00:02:20,320 --> 00:02:27,224 +殺死你哋嘅歸家三位，而家佢哋亦死咗嘞，你哋前腳走，佢哋後腳就到。 + +24 +00:02:27,562 --> 00:02:32,562 +你哋喺奈何橋上，望鄉台邊啊碰到，大家做個好朋友啦。 + +25 +00:02:33,256 --> 00:02:38,880 +多隆佢哋見到佢嘴唇嗡嗡下，估計係禱告死者陰魂早得超生嘞。 + +26 +00:02:39,873 --> 00:02:46,675 +又見佢搬起幾嚿石，堆成一個堆仔，將木條插入去，就好似一炷香噉。 + +27 +00:02:46,924 --> 00:02:51,689 +嘿，點估得到佢係同陶紅英通傳消息嘅記號呢？ + +28 +00:02:52,388 --> 00:02:59,049 +好嘞，眼見頂轎同屍體都燒成焦炭嘞，韋小寶就返去自己以前嘅住地。 + +29 +00:02:59,964 --> 00:03:05,718 +噉奉承佢嘅太監，早就嚟打掃乾淨，仲送上酒菜點心添。 + +30 +00:03:06,477 --> 00:03:11,575 +韋小寶畀咗打賞，同多隆以及侍衞食咗一啲，佢話： + +31 +00:03:11,957 --> 00:03:18,430 +多大哥，你哋各位請隨便坐吓，兄弟尋晚成晚同皇上辦事實在好攰啊。 + +32 +00:03:19,171 --> 00:03:24,273 +多隆話：兄弟唔使客氣喇，快啲去瞓啦，阿哥同你保駕。 + +33 +00:03:25,158 --> 00:03:27,946 +真係一千個一萬個唔敢當。 + +34 +00:03:28,009 --> 00:03:31,216 +多大哥，你想皇上賞賜你啲咩嘢吖？ + +35 +00:03:31,625 --> 00:03:39,579 +你同我講，兄弟記喺心處，見到皇上高興嘅時候呢，幫你求下，唔敢話實得，八成都得嘅。 + +36 +00:03:40,645 --> 00:03:46,777 +多隆好歡喜啊佢話：韋兄弟肯幫我求皇上，噉仲有話唔得嘅咩？ + +37 +00:03:47,332 --> 00:03:51,848 +多大哥個事，就係兄弟自己嘅事啫嘛邊度會話唔出力㗎？ + +38 +00:03:52,536 --> 00:03:58,826 +嗱，阿哥喺北京當差啊，都有啲膩喇，就係想去外省調劑下唧。 + +39 +00:03:59,638 --> 00:04:01,764 +冇錯喇，大哥講得真係啱啊。 + +40 +00:04:02,208 --> 00:04:08,323 +喺北京城裏便，高過我哋嘅王公大官都唔知幾多，實在顯唔出威風。 + +41 +00:04:08,403 --> 00:04:12,522 +呢，只要一出北京呀，噉就自由自在好多咯。 + +42 +00:04:12,993 --> 00:04:23,333 +你話要幾兩銀使下，只要輕輕咳一聲，人哋呀，即刻就乖乖噉雙手捧住嚟畀你㗎嘞噃，係咪？哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。 + +43 +00:04:24,651 --> 00:04:26,686 +兩個人係相對大笑咯。 + +44 +00:04:27,984 --> 00:04:32,493 +韋小寶返到房間，打斜挨喺鋪床處個心諗： + +45 +00:04:33,453 --> 00:04:41,568 +多大哥得咗皇上旨意看到我實一實，我要離開皇宮出去同師父報信噉就實唔得㗎嘞。 + +46 +00:04:42,923 --> 00:04:48,633 +等陣陶阿姨嚟到，就可以請佢去傳信，就係怕佢嚟得遲過頭唧。 + +47 +00:04:49,542 --> 00:04:55,572 +如果佢三更半夜先至到，嗰便大炮已經揈出去咯，噉點算好呢？ + +48 +00:04:56,340 --> 00:05:02,623 +諗諗諗，諗咗一陣，哎佢有計嘞：一於派啲侍衞去打草驚蛇。 + +49 +00:05:03,490 --> 00:05:13,722 +噉佢合埋眼瞓咗一個幾時辰，醒翻嘅時候呢見到日影稍為偏西，已經過咗未時嘞，即係午後一點到三點。 + +50 +00:05:14,523 --> 00:05:16,033 +佢行出房問多隆話： + +51 +00:05:16,780 --> 00:05:20,987 +多大哥，你知唔知道嗰批要殺我嘅反賊係咩人啊？ + +52 +00:05:21,884 --> 00:05:24,170 +多隆話：噉就唔知噃。 + +53 +00:05:25,111 --> 00:05:28,584 +一批係天地會嘅，一批係沐王府嘅。 + +54 +00:05:29,149 --> 00:05:34,983 +嘩，呢兩批反賊都好厲害㗎噃，唔怪得皇上咁擔心啦。 + +55 +00:05:35,811 --> 00:05:39,292 +我諗住喺皇宮裏便匿得一日，匿唔到一世。 + +56 +00:05:40,024 --> 00:05:46,160 +今日，雖然有多大哥保護啫，但係反賊唔剷除總係後患無窮嘅。 + +57 +00:05:47,001 --> 00:05:53,032 +皇上聽日召見，必定有好法子㗎喇，韋兄弟你亦不必擔心咁多。 + +58 +00:05:53,927 --> 00:05:54,284 +係。 + +59 +00:05:54,897 --> 00:06:04,037 +不過唔怕同大哥講吖，兄弟屋企呢，有幾個女仔，真係如花似玉靚到糝聲嘅，兄弟好鐘意佢哋。 + +60 +00:06:04,565 --> 00:06:14,114 +睇嚟今晚反賊會去我屋企行刺，噉佢哋殺唔到兄弟，多數會將呢幾個女仔殺咗嘅噉，噉咪好可惜嚱？ + +61 +00:06:14,981 --> 00:06:23,443 +多隆笑住岌一岌頭，想起嗰日韋小寶要自己裝模作樣同鄭克塽為難，噉就係為咗個靚女。 + +62 +00:06:24,241 --> 00:06:33,304 +呢個小兄弟風流好色，年紀啊雖然係細小，不過屋企呢，實搵咗唔少美貌姬妾㗎嘞，就話： + +63 +00:06:33,958 --> 00:06:37,974 +呢層就容易啦，我派人去兄弟府上保護就係喇。 + +64 +00:06:38,979 --> 00:06:42,500 +韋小寶歡喜到乜嘢噉，拱手多謝佢話： + +65 +00:06:43,251 --> 00:06:54,063 +兄弟屋企裏便嘅女仔呢，我最寵愛嘅有三個人，一個叫做雙兒，一個叫做曾柔，仲有一個叫做，誒叫做劍屏。 + +66 +00:06:54,672 --> 00:07:00,849 +佢個心諗：如果講咗係沐劍屏呢個沐字出嚟呢，就怕會引起疑心。 + +67 +00:07:01,809 --> 00:07:05,785 +噉佢哋相貌呢都好唔錯嘅，兄弟實在放心唔落。 + +68 +00:07:06,105 --> 00:07:14,789 +噉唔該大哥而家就派人去保護，講畀佢哋聽，今晚呀，有天地會同沐家刺客要嚟，要佢哋快啲匿埋。 + +69 +00:07:15,152 --> 00:07:21,917 +最好大哥呢派多啲人去，喺兄弟屋企守住，刺客嚟到咯，就冚𠾴唥將佢哋捉起嚟。 + +70 +00:07:22,380 --> 00:07:25,700 +邊一位兄弟出咗力嘅，一定重重酬謝。 + +71 +00:07:26,564 --> 00:07:34,430 +多隆拍下心口笑住話：呢件事容易做啦係韋伯爵府上嘅事，邊個唔搏命向前㗎？ + +72 +00:07:35,171 --> 00:07:38,780 +噉啊即係吩咐侍衛領班，命令佢出去派人。 + +73 +00:07:39,617 --> 00:07:53,851 +班侍衛都知道韋小寶出手豪闊，平時冇事呢往往一千八百咁打賞嘅，呢一次係去保護佢嘅寵姬愛妾，噉梗係厚厚嘅賞賜咯，於是個個都欣然奉命啊。 + +74 +00:07:54,442 --> 00:07:59,149 +輪唔到嘅呢，就不免唉聲歎氣，喺度怨自己唔好運係啦。 + +75 +00:07:59,683 --> 00:08:02,834 +韋小寶個心噉就稍為安慰嘞，佢諗： + +76 +00:08:03,385 --> 00:08:14,781 +雙兒佢哋聽咗班侍衞講，話係宮裏便派人嚟保護，等候捉拿天地會同沐王府個刺客，實會通知我師父佢哋躲避嘅。 + +77 +00:08:15,506 --> 00:08:24,097 +但係如果我師父佢哋避開咗，而雙兒、曾姑娘、小郡主三個就畀大炮揈死噉咪弊傢伙？ + +78 +00:08:24,647 --> 00:08:31,756 +啊唔怕，有大隊御前侍衞喺我屋企裏便，外便嘅炮手一定唔會亂咁揈嘅。 + +79 +00:08:32,337 --> 00:08:41,285 +哎呀，唔得唔得，如果炮手奉咗皇帝嘅聖旨，唔理三七廿一到時非開炮不可，噉又點呢？ + +80 +00:08:42,828 --> 00:08:53,012 +小郡主同曾柔啊都仲話唧，雙兒對自己情深義重，佢係自己心裏便最緊要嘅人嘞，決唔能夠由得佢死嘅。 + +81 +00:08:54,110 --> 00:09:02,188 +不過事在兩難，如果侍衛將雙兒佢哋先接咗出嚟，就冇人留低同師父與及眾兄弟報信。 + +82 +00:09:02,912 --> 00:09:09,649 +只係救雙兒唔救師父，噉啊重色輕友，噉又係烏龜王八蛋嘞噃。 + +83 +00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:13,571 +唉一時撓頭撓髻，諗極都諗唔到條好計。 + +84 +00:09:14,373 --> 00:09:24,971 +過咗大半個時辰，帶隊去忠勇伯府嘅侍衞領班返嚟稟報話，佢哋仲未曾行近伯爵府，就畀前鋒營嘅官兵擋住嘞。 + +85 +00:09:25,686 --> 00:09:31,376 +帶隊嘅前鋒參領話，佢哋奉旨保護伯爵府，唔使各位侍衞大人費心喇。 + +86 +00:09:32,153 --> 00:09:39,423 +噉啊眾侍衛要入府保護內眷，前鋒營係點講都唔畀過去，話皇上一切已經有安排嘞。 + +87 +00:09:40,015 --> 00:09:47,384 +噉收尾，連前鋒營嘅阿統領亦親自過嚟攔阻，噉班侍衛拗佢唔過，只有返嚟啦噉。 + +88 +00:09:48,530 --> 00:09:51,434 +韋小寶一聽個心猛咁喺度叫苦。 + +89 +00:09:52,123 --> 00:10:05,327 +多隆笑住話：嘿兄弟，皇上待你真係周到喇，竟然派咗前鋒營去保護你嗰班靚女，噉你仲使乜擔心喎？哈哈哈哈哈。 + +90 +00:10:06,384 --> 00:10:17,722 +韋小寶啊只有跟住乾笑幾聲，佢諗：小皇帝乜乜乜乜之中乜乜千里之外，呢一次呀，唉，我師父佢哋真係大禍臨頭嘞。 + +91 +00:10:18,535 --> 00:10:30,116 +前鋒營一定係奉咗嚴厲嘅聖旨，喺我伯爵府四圍把守，見到平常百姓就放佢入府，夜晚呢，就一齊揈死佢哋。 + +92 +00:10:30,743 --> 00:10:34,496 +如果係文武官員就攔住唔准入去定啦。 + +93 +00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:47,970 +噉佢又諗：我突然發出含沙射影暗器，要殺死多大哥就唔難啊，不過呢度咁多侍衞，又點能夠一個二個冚𠾴唥殺清光呢？ + +94 +00:10:49,087 --> 00:10:53,851 +唉，可惜我身邊嘅蒙汗藥，喺莊家一下都用完晒嘞。 + +95 +00:10:55,352 --> 00:11:05,970 +眼見日頭越嚟越低，就好似熱鑊上嘅螞蟻一樣全身發滾，屙完一㞘尿又試一㞘，不過呢就想唔出一啲主意。 + +96 +00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:10,849 +過咗個幾時辰，天色漸漸黑嘞。 + +97 +00:11:11,797 --> 00:11:19,119 +韋小寶推開個窗望下出便，只見七八名侍衞喺窗外踱嚟踱去，守衞嚴密到極。 + +98 +00:11:20,260 --> 00:11:28,426 +佢東張西望，陶紅英啊連影都冇，唉，佢長歎一聲，喪晒噉瞓喺鋪床處。 + +99 +00:11:29,212 --> 00:11:39,026 +諗而家都怕有唔少朋友入咗伯爵府嘞，過多一陣，眾兄弟就向陰間條路行近咗一步嘞噃。 + +100 +00:11:39,736 --> 00:11:46,329 +一擸眼，見到間房嘅角落頭嗰個大水缸，係海大富留低嘅。 + +101 +00:11:47,421 --> 00:11:51,736 +當日自己全靠呢個水缸先至殺咗瑞棟，佢諗： + +102 +00:11:53,093 --> 00:12:02,231 +我不如將多大哥呃入嚟房，發暗器殺咗佢，再喺房裏便放起火，喺混亂之中就可以逃走啦。 + +103 +00:12:03,582 --> 00:12:08,150 +多大哥對我非常之好嘅，無𪐀𪐀殺咗佢實在對佢唔住。 + +104 +00:12:09,013 --> 00:12:15,123 +不過義氣有大有細，我師父佢哋幾十條命，總比佢一條命緊要啲吖。 + +105 +00:12:15,772 --> 00:12:22,793 +諗咗一陣，揸定主意嘞，攞火刀火石打着火，點着支蠟燭，佢諗： + +106 +00:12:23,500 --> 00:12:27,844 +蚊帳啊着火最快嘅，一殺咗多大哥就燒蚊帳。 + +107 +00:12:28,642 --> 00:12:32,523 +正喺呢個時候，聽見多隆喺外便間房叫佢話： + +108 +00:12:32,994 --> 00:12:36,286 +韋兄弟，酒飯送嚟嘞噃，出嚟飲酒啦。 + +109 +00:12:36,891 --> 00:12:40,546 +韋小寶話：喂，我哋兩個喺房裏便食啦。 + +110 +00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:41,759 +好啊。 + +111 +00:12:42,257 --> 00:12:46,210 +噉多隆就吩咐送酒飯嘅太監，攞飯盒入去咯喎。 + +112 +00:12:47,471 --> 00:12:54,990 +嗰個太監係個十六七歲嘅少年，入房之後向韋小寶請咗安，噉啊打開飯盒攞出酒飯。 + +113 +00:12:55,986 --> 00:13:00,467 +韋小寶頭腦裏便靈光一閃，諗到個計佢話： + +114 +00:13:01,671 --> 00:13:03,403 +你喺呢處侍候我哋飲酒啦。 + +115 +00:13:04,231 --> 00:13:06,050 +嗰個小太監十分歡喜。 + +116 +00:13:07,129 --> 00:13:12,362 +佢知道韋伯爵以前係御膳房嘅頭頭，對下人啊十分寬厚。 + +117 +00:13:12,864 --> 00:13:17,423 +侍候佢飲酒必定有好處嘅，就歡歡喜喜噉開枱嘞噃。 + +118 +00:13:18,179 --> 00:13:27,004 +多隆跟住行入嚟，笑住話：兄弟，你早就唔喺宮裏便當差嘞，不過皇上呢就冇撤咗你呢間屋。 + +119 +00:13:27,733 --> 00:13:32,068 +就算係親王貝勒，皇上亦唔會咁優待㗎。 + +120 +00:13:32,942 --> 00:13:41,584 +韋小寶話：噉倒唔係皇上優待，皇上管幾多天下大事吖，邊度咁得閒理埋呢啲噉嘅小事唧？ + +121 +00:13:42,082 --> 00:13:46,035 +老實講吖，兄弟再喺呢處住呢就好唔啱規矩嘅。 + +122 +00:13:46,792 --> 00:13:50,129 +人哋唔啱規矩啫，兄弟你就唔緊要嘅。 + +123 +00:13:51,327 --> 00:13:57,330 +多隆知道宮裏便嘅總管太監要巴結韋小寶，唔會另行派人嚟住呢間屋嘅。 + +124 +00:13:58,186 --> 00:14:07,591 +宮裏頭嘅房屋大把，海大富呢間住屋呢，又唔係咩嘢好地方，接管御膳房嘅太監自不然另外有地方住。 + +125 +00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:17,250 +韋小寶笑住話：大哥唔提起呢，兄弟真係唔記得咗添，聽日應該通知總管太監，將呢間屋啊繳翻。 + +126 +00:14:17,814 --> 00:14:25,279 +我哋做外臣嘅再住喺宮裏便，你話畀外便御史大人知道呀，哈，參你一本噉就冇癮喇。 + +127 +00:14:26,012 --> 00:14:29,922 +多隆話：皇上喜歡你啊，邊個管得着唧？ + +128 +00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:31,670 +請坐啦大哥。 + +129 +00:14:32,412 --> 00:14:40,118 +呢間屋呢其實亦冇咩嘢好嘅，不過兄弟住慣咗，反而覺得外便嘅伯爵府呢冇呢處咁舒服。 + +130 +00:14:41,110 --> 00:14:47,533 +佢一便講，一便慢慢行到去後便，拔咗匕首揸住喺手嚟，笑住話： + +131 +00:14:48,361 --> 00:14:55,482 +呢八碟餸，都係兄弟鐘意食嘅，御膳房都仲記得，大哥試下呢味蟹粉獅子頭吖嗱。 + +132 +00:14:56,218 --> 00:14:59,467 +兄弟你鐘意食嘅餸，實係最好嘅哎。 + +133 +00:15:00,822 --> 00:15:06,990 +多隆一句説話冇講完，突然覺得左便後心一涼就伏喺枱上面逳都唔逳嘞。 + +134 +00:15:08,110 --> 00:15:12,753 +原來韋小寶已經對準佢後心，一匕首㓤咗入去。 + +135 +00:15:13,838 --> 00:15:19,662 +呢一刀無聲無息，嗰個小太監一啲都唔知道，仲喺度斟酒。 + +136 +00:15:20,482 --> 00:15:25,393 +韋小寶行到佢後便，又係輕輕一匕首將佢㓤死。 + +137 +00:15:26,570 --> 00:15:35,951 +佢立即轉身，喺門後上咗門戌，快手快腳除咗衣帽鞋襪，只係剩翻內衣褲同埋護身背心。 + +138 +00:15:36,685 --> 00:15:44,170 +噉將小太監嘅衣帽除咗落嚟自己着咗，將自己嘅衣帽，都着晒喺嗰個小太監身上。 + +139 +00:15:44,989 --> 00:15:48,271 +兩個人嘅高矮差唔多，衣服都幾合身。 + +140 +00:15:48,938 --> 00:15:59,020 +然後將小太監嘅屍體抱去椅處坐低，攞起匕首，喺小太監塊面處啊亂咁斫，將五官啊斫到融融爛爛。 + +141 +00:15:59,527 --> 00:16:07,594 +個心就話喇：多大哥，你係滿洲人，我天地會啊靠殺滿洲人食飯嘅，唔殺你就唔得。 + +142 +00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:11,591 +今日攞咗你條命，真係對唔住之至嘞。 + +143 +00:16:12,546 --> 00:16:15,787 +好在你總免不了要死嘅，點解呢？ + +144 +00:16:15,903 --> 00:16:24,209 +嗱，我今晚逃走咗，皇上聽日啊實要斬你嘅頭嘅，你亦不過係早死咗半日啫，唔算好蝕底吖。 + +145 +00:16:24,747 --> 00:16:27,596 +何況我殺咗你，你係因公殉職。 + +146 +00:16:28,343 --> 00:16:34,870 +但係如果皇上殺你嘅頭呢，你勢必要抄家嘞噃，老婆仔女都會受連累嘅。 + +147 +00:16:35,515 --> 00:16:40,198 +噉不如早死半日，好去換得屋企嘅撫恤贈蔭吖。 + +148 +00:16:40,673 --> 00:16:46,003 +噉打起算盤嚟計一計，你實在係佔咗好大便宜㗎喇多大哥。 + +149 +00:16:47,521 --> 00:16:56,524 +但係多隆平日對自己實在係唔錯，而家迫不得已要殺咗佢，個心啊終歸十分難受嘅，忍唔住流出眼淚。 + +150 +00:16:58,363 --> 00:17:01,710 +佢抹乾眼淚，轉身睇下個小太監佢諗： + +151 +00:17:02,911 --> 00:17:07,330 +唉你呢位小兄弟，着住黃馬褂幾咁威風啊。 + +152 +00:17:08,019 --> 00:17:12,673 +你本來呀就算投十世胎，想掂一下黃馬褂都掂唔到嘅。 + +153 +00:17:13,611 --> 00:17:23,640 +你戴住呢頂伯爵大人嘅頂戴，淨係嗰粒紅寶石咋，就夠你使七八世㗎啦，嘿嘿，你升官發財行咗大運喇。 + +154 +00:17:24,356 --> 00:17:29,878 +我韋小寶當年冒充小桂子，從此就飛黃騰達做咗大官。 + +155 +00:17:30,514 --> 00:17:36,293 +你今日冒充韋小寶，以後係唔係能夠飛黃騰達呢噉就要睇你有冇本事嘞。 + +156 +00:17:37,980 --> 00:17:47,038 +我以前冒充小太監，今日等一個小太監冒充翻我，哎兩無拖欠乾乾淨淨。 + +157 +00:17:48,448 --> 00:17:52,359 +小玄子啊小玄子，我冇對唔住你啊。 + +158 +00:17:53,269 --> 00:17:57,179 +佢整理下自己嘅衣帽，見到冇破綻喇就大聲話： + +159 +00:17:57,668 --> 00:18:00,420 +細路，你走啦，呢處唔使你侍候喇。 + +160 +00:18:00,785 --> 00:18:02,781 +呢度五兩銀，畀你買糖食啦。 + +161 +00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:07,204 +跟住就含含糊糊噉講咗聲：多謝伯爵大人。 + +162 +00:18:07,850 --> 00:18:14,219 +又提高把聲話：我同多總管喺度飲酒傾偈，邊個都唔准入嚟騷擾啊。 + +163 +00:18:15,452 --> 00:18:27,417 +太監喺宮裏便本來只係服侍皇帝、皇后、妃嬪、皇子同公主，但係有職司嘅大太監要小太監服侍，亦都係向來如此嘅。 + +164 +00:18:28,501 --> 00:18:41,500 +韋小寶雖然已經唔做太監，不過佢以前係宮中聲威赫赫、大紅大紫嘅太監，噉要一名小太監侍候再去打賞啲銀畀佢，實在係平常到極啦。 + +165 +00:18:42,150 --> 00:18:45,438 +噉門外便班侍衞聽咗，邊個都冇理佢。 + +166 +00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:54,152 +只見房門打開，嗰個小太監啊挽住飯盒出嚟，耷低個頭，轉身啊閂翻埋道門。 + +167 +00:18:55,070 --> 00:18:59,126 +噉韋小寶啊挽住食盒，耷低頭行去門口咯喎。 + +168 +00:19:00,030 --> 00:19:07,060 +見到班侍衛正喺度擺餸斟酒，邊個都冇留意，韋小寶個心啊暗暗歡喜啦佢諗： + +169 +00:19:07,742 --> 00:19:14,446 +班侍衞至少要一個時辰之後，先至會發現房裏頭嗰兩個人已經死咗。 + +170 +00:19:15,198 --> 00:19:23,100 +以為韋伯爵同多總管都畀刺客殺死，哼，呢一下，嚇到佢哋屁滾尿流都得咯。 + +171 +00:19:23,851 --> 00:19:31,784 +啱啱𨂾出大門，忽然見到幾名太監宮女挽住燈籠喺前便照路，後便有頂轎嚟到嘞。 + +172 +00:19:33,043 --> 00:19:37,524 +呢頂轎用雉雞尾做裝飾，稱為翟轎。 + +173 +00:19:38,506 --> 00:19:42,200 +行頭嗰個太監話：公主駕到。 + +174 +00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:49,679 +韋小寶大吃一驚啊佢諗：哎呀公主遲唔到早唔到，喺呢個時候嚟到。 + +175 +00:19:50,474 --> 00:19:54,667 +佢一入屋，即刻呢就見到我韋小寶畀人殺死咗。 + +176 +00:19:55,284 --> 00:20:00,987 +宮中啊仲唔嘈到天翻地覆咩？要出去就千難萬難喇。 + +177 +00:20:01,459 --> 00:20:10,286 +一時手足無措，噉啊只見頂轎停低，建寧公主喺轎裏便𨂾出嚟，佢話：小桂子喺裏便嘛？ + +178 +00:20:10,903 --> 00:20:14,276 +韋小寶硬住頭皮行上前低聲話： + +179 +00:20:14,533 --> 00:20:19,166 +公主，韋爵爺飲醉咗喇，奴才帶公主入去啦。 + +180 +00:20:20,176 --> 00:20:23,767 +燈籠光啊唔係點明亮，公主認唔出佢。 + +181 +00:20:24,349 --> 00:20:27,800 +眼見眾侍衛一齊喺屋裏便出嚟迎接，佢諗： + +182 +00:20:28,516 --> 00:20:30,184 +點解咁多人嘅啫？ + +183 +00:20:30,574 --> 00:20:35,141 +噉啊皺起眉頭，左手一擺就話：大家喺外便侍候。 + +184 +00:20:35,741 --> 00:20:36,863 +就行入屋嘞噃。 + +185 +00:20:37,103 --> 00:20:38,796 +韋小寶跟住佢入去。 + +186 +00:20:39,911 --> 00:20:43,022 +佢一入屋，反手就閂翻埋道門。 + +187 +00:20:43,351 --> 00:20:45,547 +公主話：你都出去。 + +188 +00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:49,227 +韋小寶話：係，韋爵爺喺內房。 + +189 +00:20:49,940 --> 00:20:59,212 +公主就快步行過去，噉推開房門，只見嗰個韋小寶呢，同多隆兩個伏喺枱處，顯然係飲到大醉嘞。 + +190 +00:21:00,492 --> 00:21:04,454 +佢見韋小寶仲企響處就話：仲唔快啲出去？ + +191 +00:21:05,058 --> 00:21:11,523 +韋小寶低聲笑住話：我如果出去啊，就燒唔到藤甲兵㗎喇。 + +192 +00:21:12,357 --> 00:21:19,210 +公主吃咗一驚喇，捩轉頭一睇，燭光之下，赫然見到韋小寶企喺後便嚟。 + +193 +00:21:20,372 --> 00:21:26,114 +不由得又驚又喜，吖噉叫咗一聲：你，你做乜嘢啊？ + +194 +00:21:27,244 --> 00:21:28,210 +唔好出聲啊。 + +195 +00:21:29,451 --> 00:21:34,129 +公主睇下佢，又睇下伏喺枱上面嗰個韋小寶，噉啊低聲問佢話： + +196 +00:21:34,728 --> 00:21:36,098 +你搞咩鬼唧？ + +197 +00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:43,939 +韋小寶拉佢入房，又閂翻埋道房門，低聲話：弊傢伙喇，皇上要殺我啊。 + +198 +00:21:44,861 --> 00:21:50,509 +公主話：皇帝哥哥已經殺咗額駙啦，點解連你都要殺埋啊？ + +199 +00:21:50,638 --> 00:21:54,443 +佢，佢，佢如果殺咗你啊，我同佢搏命。 + +200 +00:21:55,250 --> 00:21:59,180 +韋小寶一下抱住佢，喺佢面珠吻咗一吻就話： + +201 +00:21:59,940 --> 00:22:01,726 +我哋快啲逃出皇宮啦。 + +202 +00:22:02,019 --> 00:22:05,404 +皇上知道咗我同你嘅事要斬我個頭啊。 + +203 +00:22:06,148 --> 00:22:10,853 +嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/198.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/198.srt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..54ada4f1b30832b4b463154ec54640da72f9aff3 --- /dev/null +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/198.srt @@ -0,0 +1,863 @@ +1 +00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,058 +前文再續啊書接上一回。 + +2 +00:00:04,614 --> 00:00:10,837 +話說公主畀韋小寶一抱一吻，當堂啊全身都痠軟晒，佢話： + +3 +00:00:11,951 --> 00:00:21,390 +皇帝哥哥殺咗額駙，我以為就可以嫁畀你啦，點解，點解又搞出啲噉嘅事啫？佢點會知道嘅呢？ + +4 +00:00:22,432 --> 00:00:27,044 +韋小寶話：實係你露咗口風啦，係唔係呢？ + +5 +00:00:27,654 --> 00:00:34,057 +公主塊面一紅佢話：我冇啊，我只係問過幾次你咩時候返嚟啫嘛。 + +6 +00:00:34,662 --> 00:00:35,887 +噉咪就係囉。 + +7 +00:00:36,037 --> 00:00:39,670 +唉不過唔緊要咯，橫掂我哋呢兩夫妻係做梗㗎嘞。 + +8 +00:00:40,202 --> 00:00:42,177 +我哋而家就快啲逃出皇宮啦。 + +9 +00:00:42,973 --> 00:00:47,750 +嗯，我聽日去求下皇帝哥哥，佢唔會殺你嘅。 + +10 +00:00:48,070 --> 00:00:54,598 +佢殺咗額駙，同我話佢好對我唔住，應承另外幫我搵過一個好額駙。 + +11 +00:00:55,744 --> 00:00:58,252 +佢向來都好歡喜你嘅。 + +12 +00:00:59,092 --> 00:01:06,807 +講到呢處，只覺得間房裏便嘅血腥味啊越嚟越濃，聞咗兩下就話：啲咩味啊？ + +13 +00:01:07,393 --> 00:01:15,270 +突然間，心口悶起上嚟，噁一聲，扶住耳拼啊猛咁嘔，不過呢，只係嘔啲清水出嚟唧。 + +14 +00:01:16,384 --> 00:01:22,469 +韋小寶輕輕拍下佢背脊，安慰佢話：點啊？食錯咗嘢啊？好啲未啊？ + +15 +00:01:23,312 --> 00:01:29,030 +公主啊嘔咗兩下，忽然反手啪噉一聲，出力打咗佢一巴鬧佢話： + +16 +00:01:29,893 --> 00:01:34,382 +我食錯咗嘢？都係你唔好，都係你唔好。 + +17 +00:01:35,084 --> 00:01:38,043 +舉起兩隻拳頭喺佢心口不停咁打。 + +18 +00:01:39,010 --> 00:01:44,617 +公主向來就蠻橫，而家突然間發作，韋小寶亦唔奇怪嘞。 + +19 +00:01:45,282 --> 00:01:54,688 +但係眼前事勢緊迫，多耽擱一陣，同大炮齊轟嘅時候就近一陣㗎嘞噃，噉實在唔能夠同佢無謂糾纏嘞就話： + +20 +00:01:54,990 --> 00:01:57,271 +好好好，都係我唔好喇得咯啩？ + +21 +00:01:57,972 --> 00:01:59,943 +公主扭住佢耳仔喝佢話： + +22 +00:02:00,534 --> 00:02:04,887 +你同我去見皇帝哥哥，我哋馬上要拜堂做夫妻。 + +23 +00:02:05,720 --> 00:02:16,815 +韋小寶急到不得了，求佢話：拜堂做夫妻嘅事呢，包喺我身上就係啦，不過一見到皇上，你嘅老公呀，就變咗冇人頭嘅額駙喇。 + +24 +00:02:16,860 --> 00:02:18,699 +我哋快啲逃出皇宮罷啦。 + +25 +00:02:19,522 --> 00:02:24,560 +公主出力一拉，韋小寶個耳仔痛啊，忍唔住哎吖噉叫一聲。 + +26 +00:02:25,089 --> 00:02:32,175 +公主啊鬧佢話：你冇咗個人頭有乜緊要唧？你呢個衰仔，你本來就係冇腦嘅。 + +27 +00:02:32,353 --> 00:02:34,766 +我肚裏便嗰個小小桂子點算啊？ + +28 +00:02:35,446 --> 00:02:38,402 +講到呢處，搲搲聲喊起上嚟。 + +29 +00:02:39,281 --> 00:02:44,237 +韋小寶大吃一驚，佢問：咩，咩，咩小小桂子啊？ + +30 +00:02:45,212 --> 00:02:48,562 +公主飛起一腳，踢中佢嘅小腹喊住話： + +31 +00:02:49,698 --> 00:02:54,059 +我肚裏便有咗你嘅衰鬼小小桂子咯，都係你唔好。 + +32 +00:02:54,601 --> 00:03:07,089 +嗱，我哋如果唔馬上做夫妻，我個肚，我個肚一日一日大起上嚟，皇上知道吳應熊係個太監，唔得嘅，我，我就唔能夠做人㗎喇。 + +33 +00:03:07,852 --> 00:03:17,321 +韋小寶面色慘白，喺正呢個千鈞一髮嘅緊急關頭，偏偏又遇到呢種尷尬事，連忙話： + +34 +00:03:17,970 --> 00:03:22,612 +我哋如果唔趕快出宮呀，小小桂子就冇老豆㗎喇。 + +35 +00:03:23,583 --> 00:03:31,389 +趯咗出去之後，我哋即刻拜堂成親，你生咗小小桂子落嚟，噉佢，噉佢唔係皇上嘅外甥囉？ + +36 +00:03:31,549 --> 00:03:38,838 +皇上做咗便宜大舅父，又係我嘅大舅，總唔好意思殺咗個妹夫啩？ + +37 +00:03:39,354 --> 00:03:42,285 +公主話：有咩唔好意思啊？ + +38 +00:03:42,658 --> 00:03:46,037 +吳應熊夠係佢妹夫咯，佢仲唔係一刀殺咗？ + +39 +00:03:46,779 --> 00:03:52,334 +皇上知道吳應熊係假妹夫，我韋小寶先係貨真價實㗎嘛。 + +40 +00:03:52,485 --> 00:03:55,393 +假妹夫啊殺得，真妹夫啊唔殺得咯。 + +41 +00:03:55,722 --> 00:04:02,093 +好公主，我哋嘅小小桂子出世之後，攬住你條頸叫媽媽你話幾甜呢？ + +42 +00:04:02,351 --> 00:04:04,609 +講完，就攬住公主條頸嘞。 + +43 +00:04:05,352 --> 00:04:11,280 +公主咭噉笑嘞佢話：甜你嘅死人頭，我先至唔要隻龜蛋叫我做媽媽啊。 + +44 +00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:17,090 +説話係噉講啫，不過扭住韋小寶耳仔隻手呢就放開嘞，佢話： + +45 +00:04:17,971 --> 00:04:21,445 +咁耐冇見你喇，你想我唔想唧？ + +46 +00:04:21,948 --> 00:04:23,951 +講完，就撲喺佢懷裏便。 + +47 +00:04:24,542 --> 00:04:30,790 +韋小寶話：想啊，我日日想，晚晚想，時時刻刻都想。 + +48 +00:04:31,390 --> 00:04:36,734 +個心就鬧佢話：唉喺呢個時候仲攬住我，真係死老舉啊。 + +49 +00:04:37,671 --> 00:04:46,756 +眼見佢情意纏綿，紅暈上面，不過呢個時候呢實在唔能夠同佢親熱，不過又唔敢得罪佢啊，就低聲話： + +50 +00:04:47,628 --> 00:04:52,513 +我哋一齊逃跑啦，以後日日夜夜都喺埋一齊，再唔分開喇。 + +51 +00:04:52,896 --> 00:04:53,924 +好喇，我哋走咯。 + +52 +00:04:54,668 --> 00:05:00,015 +公主個身扭咗幾扭佢話：嗯，我哋今晚要做夫妻。 + +53 +00:05:00,901 --> 00:05:04,820 +好，好！今晚就今晚，不過總要逃出宮再講。 + +54 +00:05:05,389 --> 00:05:12,122 +逃咩嘢唧？皇帝哥哥最歡喜我㗎喇，佢係你師父，亦係最歡喜你嘅。 + +55 +00:05:12,487 --> 00:05:15,871 +我哋聽日呢求下佢，佢就乜嘢氣都冇晒喇。 + +56 +00:05:16,174 --> 00:05:22,973 +皇帝哥哥啊最嬲吳三桂，你請旨帶兵去打吳三桂，我陪埋你一齊去。 + +57 +00:05:23,212 --> 00:05:33,231 +我做兵馬大元帥，你就做副元帥，將吳三桂啊，打到落花流水，嗰陣時，皇帝哥哥仲封你做王爺添噃。 + +58 +00:05:33,561 --> 00:05:35,654 +講完，出力咁攬住佢。 + +59 +00:05:36,606 --> 00:05:46,917 +韋小寶正在狼狽萬分嘅時候，突然間，窗格上面有人輕輕敲咗三下，停一停之後，又敲咗兩下。 + +60 +00:05:47,513 --> 00:05:52,070 +韋小寶歡喜到不得了，低聲話：係唔係陶阿姨啊？ + +61 +00:05:52,898 --> 00:05:55,999 +就輕輕推開公主，衝過去開咗個窗。 + +62 +00:05:56,670 --> 00:06:01,256 +人影一晃，有個人跳咗入嚟，正係陶紅英啊。 + +63 +00:06:02,412 --> 00:06:05,328 +兩個女人一見面，都係吃咗一驚。 + +64 +00:06:06,037 --> 00:06:08,596 +陶紅英低聲話：公主。 + +65 +00:06:09,859 --> 00:06:11,715 +你係咩人啊？嚟做乜嘢啊？ + +66 +00:06:12,253 --> 00:06:14,440 +公主一諗，當堂呷醋嘞。 + +67 +00:06:14,902 --> 00:06:24,105 +佢諗：咁夜喇，呢個宮女喺窗口跳入嚟小桂子間房，噉仲有咩好事吖，實係佢嘅相好無疑喇。 + +68 +00:06:24,849 --> 00:06:35,108 +佢見到陶紅英年紀都好老嘞，一想到小桂子連噉樣又老又醜怪嘅宮女亦要勾勾搭搭，更加冇得原諒啦。 + +69 +00:06:35,170 --> 00:06:42,904 +佢正在情熱如火，畀呢個女人撞破咗好事，越發嬲到好似狂咗噉，大聲噉叫：人！ + +70 +00:06:43,464 --> 00:06:51,353 +韋小寶啊早就防住佢呢一手㗎嘞，邊度畀佢嗌得出：人嚟啊三個字吖，一手就揞住佢嘅嘴。 + +71 +00:06:52,254 --> 00:06:56,138 +公主啊出力掙扎，反手啪一聲，摑咗韋小寶一巴。 + +72 +00:06:56,769 --> 00:07:02,104 +韋小寶驚慌焦躁之下啊，右手挾住佢條頸，出力收緊鬧佢話： + +73 +00:07:02,282 --> 00:07:04,819 +死老舉，我挾死你，挾死你。 + +74 +00:07:05,432 --> 00:07:08,653 +公主當堂呼吸艱難，手腳亂咁𨅝。 + +75 +00:07:08,973 --> 00:07:12,901 +韋小寶左手反過嚟，喺佢頭上𢱕咗兩拳。 + +76 +00:07:13,872 --> 00:07:26,842 +陶紅英見到佢膽敢毆打公主就大吃一驚，噉啊知道呢件事呢橫掂都搞大咗㗎嘞，就用手指喺公主條腰同胸口連點三下，封住佢上身幾處穴道。 + +77 +00:07:27,478 --> 00:07:30,341 +韋小寶呢噉先至鬆開手，低聲話： + +78 +00:07:30,741 --> 00:07:35,148 +阿姨，弊喇，皇帝要殺我，而家就要趕快逃跑啊。 + +79 +00:07:36,030 --> 00:07:39,244 +陶紅英話：外便侍衞好多。 + +80 +00:07:39,431 --> 00:07:45,326 +我早就嚟咗喇，喺花壇後便等咗大半個時辰，先至有機會過嚟之嘛。 + +81 +00:07:45,442 --> 00:07:46,370 +你睇下吖。 + +82 +00:07:47,106 --> 00:07:50,691 +講完，輕輕推開個窗一條線咁多。 + +83 +00:07:51,613 --> 00:07:58,277 +韋小寶哄隻眼望出去，果然見到七八名侍衞挽住燈籠來回噉巡邏。 + +84 +00:07:59,442 --> 00:08:03,758 +佢一轉念，就諗起瘦頭陀同毛東珠嘅法子。 + +85 +00:08:04,327 --> 00:08:10,823 +就同公主話：公主你唔好呷醋，佢係我姨啊，即係我媽媽同我爸爸嘅妹呢。 + +86 +00:08:11,541 --> 00:08:13,189 +你唔使亂發脾氣，吓。 + +87 +00:08:14,183 --> 00:08:22,672 +公主畀陶紅英點咗穴道之後，激到爭啲暈咁滯，而家聽咗韋小寶呢幾句説話，條氣啊即刻順翻。 + +88 +00:08:23,081 --> 00:08:28,238 +亦冇想到爸爸嘅妹，同媽媽嘅妹冇可能係同一個人嘅。 + +89 +00:08:28,638 --> 00:08:32,549 +噉總之呢個女人唔係小桂子嘅相好噉就冇事嘞。 + +90 +00:08:33,221 --> 00:08:37,409 +於是塊面呢就露出笑容，佢話：噉就快啲放開我啦。 + +91 +00:08:38,398 --> 00:08:43,436 +韋小寶要巴結佢啊，就話：你係我老婆，快啲叫阿姨啦。 + +92 +00:08:44,109 --> 00:08:48,154 +公主好高興啊，居然就叫咗聲，阿姨噉。 + +93 +00:08:48,988 --> 00:08:57,268 +陶紅英啊莫名其妙，眼見兩個人先頭仲喺度打交嘅，吖點解公主居然叫咗自己做阿姨嚟呢？ + +94 +00:08:57,952 --> 00:09:06,442 +韋小寶話：你去吩咐人將頂轎抬入嚟屋，然後叫人出去閂埋道門，我同你一齊坐喺轎裏便。 + +95 +00:09:06,816 --> 00:09:09,732 +我哋出咗皇宮，立即就拜堂成親。 + +96 +00:09:10,097 --> 00:09:14,678 +拜堂嘅時候，一定要有個長輩喺旁邊睇住㗎嘛，噉先至算數㗎。 + +97 +00:09:14,971 --> 00:09:17,463 +我呢個阿姨呢就係長輩喇你話好唔好吖？ + +98 +00:09:18,239 --> 00:09:22,864 +公主歡喜到乜嘢噉，塊面一紅，低聲話：好。 + +99 +00:09:23,308 --> 00:09:27,290 +韋小寶推下佢背脊催佢話：快啲去啦快啲去啦。 + +100 +00:09:27,886 --> 00:09:35,628 +公主畀佢催得咁緊，亦唔等上身穴道解開就行去門口吩咐話：將頂轎，抬入嚟間屋裏便。 + +101 +00:09:36,428 --> 00:09:39,326 +所有嘅太監宮女都覺得好奇怪。 + +102 +00:09:39,979 --> 00:09:49,286 +但係呢位公主做事啊向來都唔係人噉品嘅，平日吩咐落嚟嘅事呢，總係合乎常情嘅極少，異想天開嘅甚多。 + +103 +00:09:49,633 --> 00:09:53,326 +所以立即齊聲答應，將頂轎抬過嚟嘞。 + +104 +00:09:54,454 --> 00:10:01,004 +慎太妃頂轎可以抬入慈寧宮，噉啊靜靜將瘦頭陀同毛東珠抬出去吖。 + +105 +00:10:01,894 --> 00:10:08,667 +韋小寶呢間住屋嘅門口只係得幾尺闊唧，公主頂轎又點抬得入門呢？ + +106 +00:10:09,361 --> 00:10:13,867 +只係入咗兩條轎槓，轎身啊塞住門口就入唔到嚟嘞。 + +107 +00:10:14,743 --> 00:10:19,057 +公主就鬧佢哋話：真係冇中用嘞，通通就同我躝出去。 + +108 +00:10:19,721 --> 00:10:25,939 +噉喺轎前面抬轎嗰兩名太監都諗：門口就得咁闊又點怪得我哋呢？ + +109 +00:10:26,521 --> 00:10:28,920 +於是就喺轎邊啊挾翻出去咯喎。 + +110 +00:10:29,691 --> 00:10:34,507 +韋小寶喺公主身邊低聲話：你吩咐班侍衞唔好入嚟啊。 + +111 +00:10:35,126 --> 00:10:41,784 +公主大聲話：小桂子，你同我好好地喺處飲酒，唔准出嚟啊。 + +112 +00:10:42,511 --> 00:10:48,542 +韋小寶大聲話：係，時候唔早喇，請公主殿下早啲返去休息啦。 + +113 +00:10:49,342 --> 00:10:54,645 +公主就鬧佢話：我偏偏要出去逛下啊，你管得咁多咩？ + +114 +00:10:55,214 --> 00:11:01,000 +韋小寶又大聲話：宮裏便有刺客啊，公主殿下仲係小心啲好。 + +115 +00:11:01,636 --> 00:11:07,356 +公主話：皇上養一大批侍衞，淨係識食飯唔會做嘢嘅。 + +116 +00:11:08,182 --> 00:11:10,797 +大家同我企喺外便，唔准入嚟。 + +117 +00:11:11,321 --> 00:11:13,520 +噉眾侍衛齊聲答應。 + +118 +00:11:14,244 --> 00:11:18,050 +韋小寶蜎咗入去頂轎坐落，噉擪一擪手。 + +119 +00:11:18,712 --> 00:11:21,482 +陶紅英啊解開公主身上嘅穴道話： + +120 +00:11:22,122 --> 00:11:25,903 +公主請上轎啦，就坐喺佢嘅身上面得喇。 + +121 +00:11:26,682 --> 00:11:30,952 +韋小寶左手攬住公主，噉啊低聲對陶紅英話： + +122 +00:11:31,432 --> 00:11:33,739 +阿姨，唔該你陪我哋出宮啦。 + +123 +00:11:34,753 --> 00:11:42,931 +諗住佢武功使得啊，有佢喺轎旁邊護送，如果畀人哋睇穿咗，有佢幫手嚟打交殺人啊。 + +124 +00:11:44,083 --> 00:11:50,707 +陶紅英啊應承咗，佢着嘅係宮女服飾，噉企喺公主轎邊，邊個都唔會懷疑。 + +125 +00:11:51,289 --> 00:11:53,696 +公主話：起轎。 + +126 +00:11:54,357 --> 00:12:07,158 +噉兩名喺前面抬轎嘅太監，又喺轎邊挾入嚟，咪同埋喺轎後抬轎嘅太監啊一齊扚起轎槓，噉將頂轎倒退幾步，轉過轎身，噉抬起嚟走嘞。 + +127 +00:12:08,183 --> 00:12:14,663 +個心都好奇怪噃：咦？點解頂轎忽然間重咗咁多呢？ + +128 +00:12:16,571 --> 00:12:21,764 +話說公主聽韋小寶嘅指點，噉啊吩咐由神武門出宮。 + +129 +00:12:22,818 --> 00:12:29,617 +翟轎嚟到神武門，宮門侍衞見到公主翟轎要深夜出宮唄就上前盤問嘞。 + +130 +00:12:30,397 --> 00:12:36,207 +公主喺轎裏便跳出嚟，喝佢哋話：我要出宮，快啲開門。 + +131 +00:12:37,192 --> 00:12:41,011 +呢晚神武門當值嘅侍衞領班係趙齊賢啊。 + +132 +00:12:41,728 --> 00:12:43,763 +佢躬身行禮，陪笑話: + +133 +00:12:44,429 --> 00:12:52,523 +啟稟殿下，宮裏便，今晚話有刺客，唔係點平靜，請殿下等天光之後再出宮啦。 + +134 +00:12:53,482 --> 00:12:55,527 +我有急事，怕咩刺客啊？ + +135 +00:12:56,379 --> 00:13:08,514 +趙齊賢本來就唔敢違拗嘅，但係知道額駙吳應熊已經被殺，公主又咁夜出宮，話唔埋係同吳三桂嘅造反有咩牽連。 + +136 +00:13:08,799 --> 00:13:12,260 +噉聽日追究起上嚟，噉自己唔係好弊？ + +137 +00:13:12,411 --> 00:13:16,112 +就連氣請咗幾個安，就係唔肯下令開門。 + +138 +00:13:16,919 --> 00:13:19,260 +收尾實在畀公主逼到急嘞，就話： + +139 +00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:29,517 +既然係噉樣，等奴才去請示多總管啦，唔該公主等一陣，奴才請示之後，立即飛奔返嚟開啟宮門。 + +140 +00:13:30,901 --> 00:13:44,250 +韋小寶喺轎裏便聽見公主只係發脾氣，趙齊賢呢點講都唔肯開門，仲話要搵多隆添，哎噉就弊弊冇咁弊嘞，危急之下就話： + +141 +00:13:45,046 --> 00:13:47,540 +趙齊賢，你知道我係邊個嘛？ + +142 +00:13:48,362 --> 00:13:55,102 +趙齊賢啊跟住佢辦事已經好耐㗎嘞，噉啊當然認得佢把聲啦，又驚又喜就問： + +143 +00:13:55,862 --> 00:13:57,347 +係韋副總管嘛？ + +144 +00:13:57,801 --> 00:13:58,547 +冇錯喇。 + +145 +00:13:59,210 --> 00:14:02,113 +韋小寶喺轎裏便哄個頭出嚟，擪一擪手。 + +146 +00:14:03,990 --> 00:14:06,371 +趙齊賢連忙行埋去。 + +147 +00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:15,021 +韋小寶低聲話：我奉皇上密旨去辦一件機密大事，我只要一露面呢，就會壞事㗎嘞。 + +148 +00:14:15,474 --> 00:14:20,473 +因此皇上吩咐我坐喺公主頂轎裏便，請公主遮掩我出去。 + +149 +00:14:21,336 --> 00:14:31,220 +趙齊賢素來知道佢深得皇上寵幸，做事呢神出鬼沒，就完全冇懷疑喇連忙話：係，係，卑職立即開門。 + +150 +00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:37,851 +韋小寶靈機一動，佢又低聲話：你想唔想升官發財吖？ + +151 +00:14:39,028 --> 00:14:46,202 +趙齊賢啊跟住佢辦事，幾年之間啊，官已經升咗兩級，財呢就已經發咗二萬幾兩銀嘞。 + +152 +00:14:46,714 --> 00:14:59,221 +一聽見升官發財幾個字，知道韋副總管既然問到呢句説話嘞，即係又喺度提拔栽培自己啦，心花怒放之下，連忙屈膝請安佢話： + +153 +00:14:59,603 --> 00:15:01,469 +多謝副總管栽培。 + +154 +00:15:01,807 --> 00:15:06,111 +副總管有咩差遣，卑職粉身碎骨，在所不辭啊。 + +155 +00:15:07,009 --> 00:15:10,383 +韋小寶個心話：嗱呢句説話你自己講㗎。 + +156 +00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:16,770 +大炮揈過嚟，揈到你粉身碎骨，你講過話在所不辭嘅就唔怪得我。 + +157 +00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:22,530 +於是低聲話：有一批反賊，同吳三桂勾結。 + +158 +00:15:23,819 --> 00:15:30,210 +皇上啊定下妙計，呢個時候，已經呃到佢哋就喺我伯爵府裏便嚟聚會嘞。 + +159 +00:15:30,846 --> 00:15:34,096 +皇上啊派我帶領前鋒營人馬去捉佢哋。 + +160 +00:15:34,612 --> 00:15:41,044 +前鋒營素來同我嘅驍騎營唔啱橋嘅，你知唔知皇上為咩派我去帶領前鋒營呢？ + +161 +00:15:42,130 --> 00:15:44,807 +卑職好笨㗎，呢層就唔知嘞。 + +162 +00:15:45,791 --> 00:15:51,950 +前鋒營嘅阿統領同吳三桂勾結啊，皇上要乘機一網打盡。 + +163 +00:15:52,359 --> 00:15:57,106 +公主係吳三桂嘅新抱，噉佢哋一見到公主就唔起疑心啦嘛。 + +164 +00:15:57,874 --> 00:16:00,358 +哦，原來噉嘅。 + +165 +00:16:00,633 --> 00:16:03,022 +想唔到阿統領竟然大逆不道。 + +166 +00:16:03,359 --> 00:16:08,691 +誒呢件事啊，多數亦係畀韋副總管查出嚟嘅，立咗大功定喇。 + +167 +00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:14,214 +呢件功勞，係皇上自己安排好㗎嘞，交畀我辦㗎啫。 + +168 +00:16:14,881 --> 00:16:22,523 +我哋都係好兄弟，有官同升有財同發，你帶四十名侍衞，同我一齊去立功啦。 + +169 +00:16:23,433 --> 00:16:28,928 +趙齊賢歡喜到乜嘢噉，猛咁多謝，噉啊連忙請公主升轎。 + +170 +00:16:29,799 --> 00:16:44,090 +點咗四十名平常托自己大腳嘅侍衞，話係奉咗密旨辦事，大開神武門，護送公主翟轎出宮，吩咐剩低嗰六十名衞士嚴加守衞。 + +171 +00:16:44,619 --> 00:16:55,483 +韋小寶話：呢道宮門今晚係無論如何唔准開嘞，除非有多總管同我嘅命令，否則，乜嘢人都唔能夠放出皇宮。 + +172 +00:16:57,037 --> 00:17:04,129 +趙齊賢啊傳達韋小寶個號令，剩低嗰六十名宮門侍衞齊聲答應。 + +173 +00:17:04,930 --> 00:17:15,786 +韋小寶偷笑嘞：老子呢一去呀，再唔會返嚟喇，就唔知道多總管隻鬼，會唔會返嚟傳令開啟宮門唧？ + +174 +00:17:17,272 --> 00:17:25,642 +銅帽子胡同離開皇宮就唔係好遠，一行人行咗冇幾耐，就行近忠勇伯府嘞。 + +175 +00:17:26,550 --> 00:17:37,206 +一路上韋小寶個心啊猛咁跳，佢至怕行到半路，前面已經炮火連天，好彩始終靜英英，並無動靜。 + +176 +00:17:38,366 --> 00:17:45,584 +到咗胡同口，前鋒營統領阿濟赤，已經得到報告話公主翟轎嚟到嘞，就上前迎接。 + +177 +00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:51,590 +公主已經得到韋小寶詳細囑咐，點樣點樣做法。 + +178 +00:17:52,540 --> 00:17:57,755 +噉佢一聽到阿濟赤通名迎接，就掀開轎簾，哄個頭出嚟話： + +179 +00:17:58,351 --> 00:18:05,804 +阿統領，皇上密旨，今晚交辦嘅事情十分緊要嘅，你一切都預備好啦嘛？ + +180 +00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:10,023 +阿濟赤躬身話：係，都預備好嘞。 + +181 +00:18:11,188 --> 00:18:14,483 +嗰啲大炮，亦都安排妥當啦嘛？ + +182 +00:18:15,057 --> 00:18:18,871 +係，係南懷仁南大人親自指揮。 + +183 +00:18:19,830 --> 00:18:25,332 +皇上吩咐，要我入去伯爵府辦一件事，你跟埋我入去啦。 + +184 +00:18:26,013 --> 00:18:29,847 +回殿下，時候緊迫，呢個時候唔能夠入去嘞。 + +185 +00:18:30,812 --> 00:18:34,901 +咩叫做唔能夠入去啊？呢個係聖旨，你都敢違抗咩？ + +186 +00:18:35,434 --> 00:18:41,544 +奴才不敢，不過，不過實在好危險，殿下萬金之體。 + +187 +00:18:43,141 --> 00:18:54,773 +韋小寶喺轎裏便一聲咳嗽，陶紅英啊衝上一步，出指如風，喺阿濟赤左右嘅腰間同小厴三處要穴各點一指。 + +188 +00:18:55,528 --> 00:19:03,410 +阿濟赤輕輕噉嗌咗一下，上身已經唔逳得嘞，跟住覺得背心一涼，一陣劇痛。 + +189 +00:19:04,524 --> 00:19:12,601 +一把利刀，已經喺背脊上便裂開一條長長嘅傷口，呢一下嚇到佢魂飛天外懵晒嘞。 + +190 +00:19:13,572 --> 00:19:21,125 +公主話：皇上嘅密旨，你如果唔奉旨，即刻就殺咗你，仲要將你滿門抄斬添。 + +191 +00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:24,552 +阿濟赤話：係，係。 + +192 +00:19:25,189 --> 00:19:26,872 +韋小寶心念一動： + +193 +00:19:27,671 --> 00:19:33,756 +呢啲御前侍衛跟我辦事一向都好聽話嘅，何必要佢哋送死呢？ + +194 +00:19:34,601 --> 00:19:37,226 +不如等前鋒營去做替死鬼罷喇。 + +195 +00:19:38,239 --> 00:19:44,943 +喺公主耳邊低聲話：要佢點五十名前鋒營官兵，跟住我哋入去。 + +196 +00:19:45,770 --> 00:19:51,168 +公主話：你帶五十名手下軍士，跟我哋入去辦事啦。 + +197 +00:19:52,721 --> 00:19:54,060 +係，係。 + +198 +00:19:54,642 --> 00:20:02,387 +阿濟赤立即傳下號令，就點咗五十名軍士，跟喺公主頂轎後便，直入伯爵府。 + +199 +00:20:03,250 --> 00:20:08,193 +韋小寶啊吩咐趙齊賢率領御前侍衞，喺府外便守住。 + +200 +00:20:09,881 --> 00:20:20,226 +頂轎抬到第二進花廳前便，公主同韋小寶都落咗轎，吩咐五十名軍士喺天井嗰度列隊等候。 + +201 +00:20:20,919 --> 00:20:24,210 +陶紅英押住阿濟赤，噉四個人行入花廳。 + +202 +00:20:24,949 --> 00:20:31,778 +一推開廳門，只見陳近南、沐劍聲、徐天川等人都喺處。 + +203 +00:20:33,230 --> 00:20:41,117 +班人見到韋小寶帶咗一位貴婦、一個宮女，仲有一名武官入嚟，都非常奇怪。 + +204 +00:20:42,065 --> 00:20:46,780 +韋小寶擪一擪手，噉眾人都行埋嚟，佢低聲話： + +205 +00:20:48,349 --> 00:20:56,426 +皇帝知道咗我哋喺呢處聚會，胡同外便已經圍滿晒官兵，仲有十幾門大炮，對準咗呢處啊。 + +206 +00:20:57,323 --> 00:20:59,888 +群豪大吃一驚，都變咗面色。 + +207 +00:21:00,386 --> 00:21:03,497 +柳大洪話：大家衝殺出去啦。 + +208 +00:21:04,339 --> 00:21:09,282 +韋小寶話：唔得㗎，外便官兵好多，大炮更加厲害。 + +209 +00:21:10,518 --> 00:21:16,020 +我已經帶咗幾十名官兵嚟，大家剝咗佢嘅衣服，換咗混出去啦。 + +210 +00:21:16,879 --> 00:21:18,725 +群豪齊稱妙計啊。 + +211 +00:21:19,302 --> 00:21:26,070 +噉韋小寶同公主講咗，公主岌一岌頭，對阿濟赤話：傳二十名軍士入嚟。 + +212 +00:21:26,951 --> 00:21:34,471 +阿濟赤早就見到情勢不妙嘞，只係鋼刀晾住咗喺條頸處，唔敢違抗，噉啊只有傳出號令。 + +213 +00:21:35,418 --> 00:21:47,977 +天地會同沐王府嘅群豪喺門口等住，等前鋒營二十名軍士一行入花廳，立即拳打腳踢，將二十個人啊打倒喺地。 + +214 +00:21:49,146 --> 00:21:54,079 +第二次啊叫咗十五名入嚟，第三次呢又叫咗十五名。 + +215 +00:21:54,810 --> 00:22:03,760 +噉五十名軍士冚𠾴唥打低之後呢，就剝咗佢哋嘅衣服，群豪都換咗嚟自己着，連公主都換咗衣服嘞。 + +216 +00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:08,727 +各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/199.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/199.srt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..bac08bc16f683d8e67ef61818b385d8aadadfa7a --- /dev/null +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/199.srt @@ -0,0 +1,871 @@ +1 +00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,940 +前文再續啊書接上一回。 + +2 +00:00:04,174 --> 00:00:13,301 +話說韋小寶見到沐劍屏同曾柔跟住大家更換衣服，不過就唔見到雙兒，就連忙問曾柔嘞。 + +3 +00:00:13,839 --> 00:00:26,666 +曾柔話：雙兒妹妹見你入宮咁耐仲唔返嚟，歸二俠佢哋入宮行刺，又冇到消息，佢好放心唔落，就跟埋風大爺出去探聽消息喇。 + +4 +00:00:27,824 --> 00:00:34,036 +沐劍屏話：佢兩個人食完晏晝飯就出去㗎喇，點解呢個時候仲唔返嚟呢？ + +5 +00:00:35,001 --> 00:00:38,610 +韋小寶皺起眉頭，好掛住雙兒。 + +6 +00:00:39,647 --> 00:00:45,402 +雖然，諗住風際中武藝高強，應該能夠保護雙兒安全嘅。 + +7 +00:00:46,382 --> 00:00:55,992 +但係佢兩個人唔知道皇帝嘅佈置啊，如果眾人逃走之後，佢兩個人又返嚟，啱啱大炮打到嚟，噉唔係死？ + +8 +00:00:56,823 --> 00:00:58,760 +佢諗咗一諗，對錢老本話： + +9 +00:00:59,169 --> 00:01:07,747 +錢大哥，風大哥同雙兒出咗去探聽消息仲未返嚟，要喺呢處做多啲記號，等佢哋見到之後呢即刻離開。 + +10 +00:01:08,707 --> 00:01:09,960 +錢老本應咗。 + +11 +00:01:10,649 --> 00:01:20,170 +因為時勢緊迫啊，就拔出短刀，喺兩名清兵大髀上面㓤咗兩刀，割咗衣服，喺兩個人嘅傷口嗰度蘸啲鮮血。 + +12 +00:01:20,676 --> 00:01:26,040 +喺各處門上面寫咗快逃兩個大血字，噉啊連氣寫咗八道門户。 + +13 +00:01:26,489 --> 00:01:30,127 +呢個時候，各人換衣服呢已經換好晒嘞。 + +14 +00:01:31,251 --> 00:01:34,930 +韋小寶帶領眾人，去馬廄裏便牽咗坐騎。 + +15 +00:01:35,566 --> 00:01:43,352 +四名天地會嘅部屬呢假扮太監，就抬住公主嘅翟轎，押住阿濟赤啊由伯爵府出去咯噃。 + +16 +00:01:44,401 --> 00:01:51,299 +嗰五十名軍士呢有啲係穴道被封，有啲係手腳被綁，都留喺伯爵府裏便。 + +17 +00:01:52,775 --> 00:01:58,626 +韋小寶啊仍然同公主坐埋一頂轎，出府之後，歎一口氣佢諗： + +18 +00:01:59,253 --> 00:02:10,513 +唉，服侍我嗰啲門房啊、馬夫啊、廚子啊、親兵啊、男女僕人啊，都不免要畀大炮轟死嘞。 + +19 +00:02:11,923 --> 00:02:16,630 +不過如果叫佢哋一齊出嚟，噉啊實畀外便嘅官兵睇出破綻㗎。 + +20 +00:02:17,914 --> 00:02:26,983 +佢又諗：嗰日喺五台山大家假扮喇嘛，救咗老皇爺條命，今日用嘅仲係呢條計仔。 + +21 +00:02:27,467 --> 00:02:34,780 +哈，呢一條烏龜脱殼之計，先救老皇爺，再救小桂子，確實係有用啊。 + +22 +00:02:35,466 --> 00:02:47,309 +噉群豪擁住公主頂轎同阿濟赤出到嚟胡同，只見官兵來回巡邏，戒備森嚴到極，但係大炮擺喺邊處呢，一時就睇唔到。 + +23 +00:02:48,749 --> 00:02:52,501 +韋小寶身離險地長長吐咗一啖氣。 + +24 +00:02:53,221 --> 00:02:58,206 +噉眼見師父同眾位朋友都免咗炮火之災，十分安慰。 + +25 +00:02:59,059 --> 00:03:10,884 +佢對趙齊賢話：阿統領犯上作亂，大逆不道，你去將佢押喺天牢，除非皇上親自要提審啦，否則，等我返嚟再嚟處理啦。 + +26 +00:03:11,636 --> 00:03:12,843 +趙齊賢應咗。 + +27 +00:03:13,408 --> 00:03:20,989 +噉韋小寶又話：呢個人係欽犯啊，皇上嬲到佢入骨，一聽到佢個名唧就要大發脾氣。 + +28 +00:03:21,669 --> 00:03:26,626 +你同啲兄弟講，大家要小心啲，唔好畀皇上聽到呢個反賊嘅名啊。 + +29 +00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:34,509 +趙齊賢接咗號令，就帶領四十名御前侍衞，押住阿濟赤去咗嘞。 + +30 +00:03:35,330 --> 00:03:41,984 +噉阿濟赤陷身天牢，以後幾時先得出翻嚟呢？噉韋小寶亦費事理咁多嘞。 + +31 +00:03:43,492 --> 00:03:47,925 +群豪都唔出聲啊，一味搵啲靜僻嘅地方行。 + +32 +00:03:48,218 --> 00:03:52,346 +噉行咗里幾路，韋小寶唔坐轎改為騎馬。 + +33 +00:03:53,250 --> 00:03:58,173 +陳近南又問佢：歸二俠佢哋入宮行刺，噉收尾點樣啊？ + +34 +00:03:58,949 --> 00:04:01,218 +韋小寶話：佢哋三個。 + +35 +00:04:01,725 --> 00:04:13,308 +突然之間，只聽見轟轟聲，跟住伯爵府上空黑煙瀰漫，遠遠望過去，只見樑木磚瓦喺空中亂咁飛啊。 + +36 +00:04:14,301 --> 00:04:17,090 +群雄只覺得腳底下土地震動。 + +37 +00:04:17,828 --> 00:04:26,313 +呢個時候，大炮聲隆隆不絕，伯爵府中火焰上升，成十幾丈咁高啊。 + +38 +00:04:27,185 --> 00:04:33,858 +群豪離開銅帽子胡同就好遠嘞，仍然感覺到一陣陣熱氣撲面而嚟。 + +39 +00:04:34,449 --> 00:04:39,080 +眾人都好驚啊，想唔到大炮嘅威力竟然咁厲害嘅。 + +40 +00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:43,206 +呢你話如果遲走一陣啊，邊度仲有命㗎？ + +41 +00:04:44,391 --> 00:04:48,140 +柳大洪話：豈有此理，咁驚天動地嘅。 + +42 +00:04:48,802 --> 00:04:53,994 +只聽見又試隆隆炮響，將佢下面嘅説話，都冚晒聽唔到嘞。 + +43 +00:04:55,140 --> 00:05:02,002 +遠望伯爵府，只見火焰上衝雲霄，燒到半邊天都紅晒。 + +44 +00:05:03,030 --> 00:05:11,909 +韋小寶諗：呢啲炮聲小皇帝一定聽見，如果佢派人嚟叫我去，噉即刻就會穿煲㗎嘞噃。 + +45 +00:05:13,143 --> 00:05:16,634 +佢對陳近南話：師父，我哋要快啲出城啊。 + +46 +00:05:16,909 --> 00:05:21,596 +等到消息一傳開，城門口盤查嚴密，就唔容易出去㗎喇。 + +47 +00:05:22,258 --> 00:05:25,120 +陳近南話：冇錯，行快啲啦。 + +48 +00:05:25,702 --> 00:05:27,403 +噉公主即刻就落轎嘞。 + +49 +00:05:28,122 --> 00:05:30,214 +韋小寶擰轉頭對公主話： + +50 +00:05:30,588 --> 00:05:34,385 +你返去皇宮先啦，等到事情平靜之後，我再嚟接你啦。 + +51 +00:05:34,892 --> 00:05:39,074 +公主又驚又嬲啊，喝佢話：你講咩嘢話？ + +52 +00:05:39,599 --> 00:05:41,368 +韋小寶又講咗一次。 + +53 +00:05:41,843 --> 00:05:46,640 +公主話：你過橋抽板，噉就想撇低我唔理啊？ + +54 +00:05:47,076 --> 00:05:48,897 +唔係呢，我點會。 + +55 +00:05:49,497 --> 00:05:53,729 +説話都未講完唧，啪一聲，塊面又已經捱咗一巴嘞。 + +56 +00:05:54,949 --> 00:05:56,777 +群豪人人都愕然啊。 + +57 +00:05:57,557 --> 00:06:08,307 +先頭炮火震撼天地，噉啊人人都諗如果唔係韋小寶設法子搭救呢，各人而家早就化為飛灰，絕無逃生嘅機會。 + +58 +00:06:08,864 --> 00:06:16,044 +所以就算係平日對呢個少年香主唔係點睇得起嘅人呢，而家，亦唔到佢哋唔感激佩服。 + +59 +00:06:17,031 --> 00:06:24,810 +噉突然間見到公主出手就打佢，嘩得了嘅，噉就有人衝過嚟將佢推開，仲有人大聲噉喝佢。 + +60 +00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:27,712 +公主又喊又嘈佢話： + +61 +00:06:28,446 --> 00:06:36,357 +你話過要同我拜天地嘅我先至聽你話，將你喺皇宮裏便帶出嚟啫嘛，又叫嗰個前鋒營統領救你嘅朋友。 + +62 +00:06:36,491 --> 00:06:42,042 +你，你呢個衰鬼豆你乜你想抵賴啊？我，我唔肯過你嘅，我肚裏便。 + +63 +00:06:42,691 --> 00:06:47,375 +韋小寶怕佢把口冇掣，咪當眾講出啲醜事連忙話： + +64 +00:06:47,597 --> 00:06:49,646 +好喇好喇好喇，你跟我去就係啦。 + +65 +00:06:49,842 --> 00:06:51,153 +大家出咗城再講啦。 + +66 +00:06:51,624 --> 00:06:54,410 +噉公主破涕為笑翻身上馬嘞。 + +67 +00:06:55,592 --> 00:06:59,380 +一行人嚟到東城朝陽門，韋小寶話: + +68 +00:06:59,922 --> 00:07:04,544 +奉皇上密旨，出城捉拿反賊，快啲開城。 + +69 +00:07:05,542 --> 00:07:12,524 +驍騎營、護軍營、前鋒營三營嘅官兵，係皇帝嘅御林軍親兵嚟。 + +70 +00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:18,629 +喺北京城內橫衝直撞，文武百官啊邊個都忌憚佢三分。 + +71 +00:07:19,429 --> 00:07:24,315 +守門官兵見係一隊前鋒營嘅軍士，邊度敢話唔聽話啊？ + +72 +00:07:24,635 --> 00:07:30,852 +何況先頭聽見炮聲隆隆，城裏便確係出咗大事，於是啊打開城門。 + +73 +00:07:31,788 --> 00:07:34,317 +眾人出咗城，向東面飛跑。 + +74 +00:07:35,139 --> 00:07:46,273 +韋小寶同陳近南一拍噉騎馬飛奔，一路就將歸辛樹一家點樣行刺失手，皇帝又點樣發覺自己嘅秘密等等嘅情形，簡單噉講咗。 + +75 +00:07:47,034 --> 00:07:48,595 +陳近南啊讚佢話： + +76 +00:07:48,897 --> 00:08:02,024 +小寶，我平時見你油腔滑調好唔老實，不過遇到呢個緊要關頭，居然能夠以義氣為重，唔貪圖富貴出賣朋友，實在難得。 + +77 +00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:09,670 +韋小寶話：第二啲朋友就話啫，大義滅師嘅事，點都唔做得㗎嘛。 + +78 +00:08:10,324 --> 00:08:16,129 +咩嘢叫做第啲朋友就話啫啊，只要係朋友，就邊個都唔能夠出賣。 + +79 +00:08:16,782 --> 00:08:20,143 +大義滅師呢四個字，亦用得唔啱。 + +80 +00:08:20,756 --> 00:08:24,578 +弟子冇學問啊，講錯咗説話，師父唔好見怪啊。 + +81 +00:08:25,608 --> 00:08:29,774 +想起往日同小皇帝亂車亂講，幾咁快活啊。 + +82 +00:08:30,574 --> 00:08:37,381 +經過今日呢一次，以後就唔能夠再同佢見面嘞，不由得，傷心起上嚟。 + +83 +00:08:38,173 --> 00:08:46,472 +陳近南話：我哋冒充前鋒營嘅軍士出嚟，唔使半日，官兵就知道嘞，要快啲換翻衣服至得。 + +84 +00:08:47,166 --> 00:08:51,625 +韋小寶話：冇錯，去到前面市鎮就買衣服嚟改裝啦。 + +85 +00:08:52,751 --> 00:08:59,677 +噉眾人向住東面跑咗二十幾里，嚟到一座市鎮，但係市鎮冇故衣鋪。 + +86 +00:09:00,831 --> 00:09:12,004 +陳近南對於行軍打仗、政事興革等等嘅事情呢，極之有才略，不過對於呢類日常小事一時之間係束手無策嘞。 + +87 +00:09:12,672 --> 00:09:20,520 +噉見到搵唔到地方買衣服唄就話：只有到前便市鎮再講啦，能夠搵到一間故衣鋪就好嘞。 + +88 +00:09:22,352 --> 00:09:30,187 +噉一行人穿過市鎮，見到鎮尾有户大户人家，高牆朱門，屋宇宏偉。 + +89 +00:09:31,211 --> 00:09:37,482 +韋小寶心念一動就話：師父，我哋搵呢家人借幾件衣服嚟換下咯。 + +90 +00:09:38,227 --> 00:09:42,170 +陳近南有啲遲疑話：怕佢哋唔肯噃。 + +91 +00:09:42,779 --> 00:09:49,891 +我哋係官兵嚟㗎嘛，官兵唔食啲有錢佬，着有錢佬，又去食邊個嘅着邊個嘅呢？ + +92 +00:09:50,891 --> 00:09:55,784 +韋小寶跳落馬，搦起門上嘅銅環噹噹聲亂咁敲。 + +93 +00:09:56,712 --> 00:10:01,960 +噉有個男僕出嚟開門，眾人一擁而入，見人就剝衣服。 + +94 +00:10:02,801 --> 00:10:09,662 +戶主係個告老回鄉嘅京官，見到呢班前鋒營官兵如狼似虎就猛咁話： + +95 +00:10:09,839 --> 00:10:19,060 +嘿，誒眾位總爺唔使噉嘅唔使噉嘅，誒等兄弟吩咐安排酒飯，請各位食完喇，再奉上旅費使用。 + +96 +00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:27,416 +説話都未講完，已經畀人哋一手揪住，身上嘅長袍、褲，當堂畀人剝咗。 + +97 +00:10:28,368 --> 00:10:35,474 +佢嚇到驚晒啊，哎呀，誒誒誒兄弟年紀咁老喇，呢樣嘢唔得嘅呢，唔得嘅呢。 + +98 +00:10:36,209 --> 00:10:41,039 +群豪嘻嘻哈哈，一陣間就剝咗上下人等幾十套衣服。 + +99 +00:10:41,861 --> 00:10:44,912 +嗰個官同內眷啊個個魂不附體。 + +100 +00:10:45,179 --> 00:10:54,948 +吖，又好彩噃，呢一隊前鋒營官兵嘅性情古怪，只係剝男人衣服，就唔侮辱女眷嘅。 + +101 +00:10:55,868 --> 00:11:01,854 +剝完男人衣服之後，亦冇做第樣勾當啊，一哄而出騎馬走咗咯。 + +102 +00:11:02,752 --> 00:11:07,336 +嗰個大户全家男人赤身露體，大家都愕然嘞。 + +103 +00:11:09,015 --> 00:11:12,937 +群豪去到一笪靜僻嘅地方，噉分別改換咗裝束。 + +104 +00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:18,070 +公主、沐劍屏、曾柔三個人，亦換上男裝。 + +105 +00:11:18,514 --> 00:11:20,162 +噉各人上馬又行嘞。 + +106 +00:11:20,988 --> 00:11:23,889 +韋小寶一味掛住雙兒，佢話： + +107 +00:11:24,725 --> 00:11:28,778 +風大哥同我個丫鬟，唔知喺北京城裏頭點樣呢？ + +108 +00:11:29,298 --> 00:11:34,144 +我想唔該邊一位外省嚟面生嘅兄弟，返去北京打聽一下唧。 + +109 +00:11:35,211 --> 00:11:38,834 +噉兩名喺廣西嚟嘅天地會兄弟接咗命令就去嘞。 + +110 +00:11:40,424 --> 00:11:44,244 +群豪見到冇官兵追嚟，噉啊稍為放心嘞。 + +111 +00:11:45,090 --> 00:11:51,568 +又行咗一段路，沐劍屏吖咁驚呼一聲，跟住咭咭聲笑起上嚟。 + +112 +00:11:52,705 --> 00:11:59,246 +原來曾柔騎嗰匹馬突然間屙咗一㞘爛屎，爭啲瀄喺沐劍屏腳上便。 + +113 +00:12:00,311 --> 00:12:03,643 +行咗冇幾耐，又有幾匹馬屙咗爛屎。 + +114 +00:12:04,279 --> 00:12:09,534 +跟住玄貞道人騎嗰匹馬呢一聲嘶叫跪咗喺地嚟，點都唔肯起身。 + +115 +00:12:10,254 --> 00:12:14,026 +錢老本話：道長，我哋兩個合騎一匹啦。 + +116 +00:12:14,599 --> 00:12:18,112 +玄貞話：好！噉啊飛身上馬坐喺佢後便。 + +117 +00:12:19,102 --> 00:12:23,949 +韋小寶突然間醒覺，不由得大吃一驚啊佢話： + +118 +00:12:24,127 --> 00:12:26,969 +哎呀師父，報應啊報應啊呢下弊喇。 + +119 +00:12:27,342 --> 00:12:29,553 +陳近南問佢：咩啊？ + +120 +00:12:30,210 --> 00:12:37,476 +吳，吳，吳應熊嗰隻鬼魂嚟搵我啊，佢嬲我，嬲我捉佢返去，又搶佢嘅，嗯佢嘅。 + +121 +00:12:38,129 --> 00:12:41,593 +下便老婆兩個字實在唔好意思講出口嘞。 + +122 +00:12:42,825 --> 00:12:57,189 +佢想到嗰日奉旨追人，噉皆因吳應熊一行人所騎嘅馬匹，都餵咗大量巴豆，噉啊沿途不停咁屙爛屎跟住就紛紛倒斃，噉先至冇法子趯得遠將佢捉咗返嚟。 + +123 +00:12:57,879 --> 00:13:02,756 +如果吳應熊嗰次趯咗返去雲南，噉皇帝當然殺佢唔到嘞。 + +124 +00:13:04,038 --> 00:13:08,347 +其實講嚟講去，係自己派人向佢嘅馬匹放咗毒啫。 + +125 +00:13:08,974 --> 00:13:14,176 +而家輪到自己逃跑喇，一匹匹馬，亦都係噉樣肚屙倒斃。 + +126 +00:13:14,891 --> 00:13:18,278 +噉唔係吳應熊隻鬼魂作怪又係乜嘢呢？ + +127 +00:13:18,980 --> 00:13:30,582 +何況自己帶埋佢個妻子一齊逃跑，吳應熊做咗鬼之後，頭上仲戴一頂碧綠翡翠頂子一品大綠帽，噉實係唔甘心定嘞。 + +128 +00:13:31,208 --> 00:13:35,236 +佢越想就越怕，不由得周身滴滴震。 + +129 +00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:39,473 +只聽見幾聲鳴叫，又有兩匹馬跌咗喺地嘞。 + +130 +00:13:40,998 --> 00:13:45,260 +陳近南亦睇到情形唔對路，就連忙問佢點解。 + +131 +00:13:46,072 --> 00:13:49,348 +韋小寶又講咗當日捉拿吳應熊嘅情形，佢話： + +132 +00:13:49,784 --> 00:13:55,824 +誒，吳應熊陰魂不散，今日嚟報仇喇，呢，呢呢個，誒呢呢。 + +133 +00:13:56,446 --> 00:14:04,457 +公主話：吳應熊呢個嘢，在生嘅時候一啲都冇用，死之後亦係個冇用鬼，你怕佢咩嘢唧？ + +134 +00:14:04,990 --> 00:14:09,688 +陳近南皺住眼眉話：青天白日，有咩鬼吖？ + +135 +00:14:10,401 --> 00:14:14,274 +嗰日你毒咗吳應熊嘅馬匹，小皇帝知唔知道㗎？ + +136 +00:14:15,180 --> 00:14:18,693 +韋小寶話：知道啊，佢仲讚我係福將添。 + +137 +00:14:19,509 --> 00:14:25,427 +噉就係喇，小皇帝以福將之道還治福將之身啊。 + +138 +00:14:25,792 --> 00:14:29,657 +佢怕你逃走，早就派人餵咗巴豆畀你啲馬食嘞。 + +139 +00:14:30,341 --> 00:14:34,920 +韋小寶即時醒悟啊佢話：吖冇錯喇冇錯喇。 + +140 +00:14:35,418 --> 00:14:43,630 +嗰日捉到吳應熊，小皇帝十分開心，賞咗個官仔畀我個馬夫做，派佢去兵部車馬司辦事。 + +141 +00:14:44,039 --> 00:14:46,123 +呢次啊實係叫佢嚟毒我嘅馬匹啫。 + +142 +00:14:46,776 --> 00:14:55,359 +陳近南話：係定啦，佢熟門熟路，每匹馬嘅性情都知道晒，要放毒當然係百發百中啦。 + +143 +00:14:56,040 --> 00:15:01,604 +唉，下次我捉到呢個馬夫呢，呢度咁多爛屎，都塞晒落佢嘅嘴處。 + +144 +00:15:02,348 --> 00:15:06,919 +説話未講完，突然間覺得騎住嗰匹馬向前一衝就跪低嘞。 + +145 +00:15:07,758 --> 00:15:16,170 +韋小寶跳咗落地，見嗰匹馬掙扎住想企翻起身，噉啊掙扎咗幾下，哈連後腳都跪低埋添。 + +146 +00:15:16,824 --> 00:15:21,622 +陳近南話：啲馬都唔中用㗎喇，要去前面市鎮買過至得。 + +147 +00:15:22,303 --> 00:15:26,319 +柳大洪話：一下買幾十匹馬就唔容易噃。 + +148 +00:15:26,990 --> 00:15:30,918 +陳近南話：係噃，噉大家仲係分散罷啦。 + +149 +00:15:31,828 --> 00:15:35,883 +正喺呢個時候，忽然間聽見來路上隱約有馬蹄聲。 + +150 +00:15:36,572 --> 00:15:38,916 +玄貞話：係官兵追嚟喇。 + +151 +00:15:39,182 --> 00:15:42,290 +我哋殺死佢哋，噉啊搶晒佢啲馬噉咪啱囉。 + +152 +00:15:43,033 --> 00:15:49,968 +陳近南話：天地會兄弟埋伏喺大路左便，沐王府同王屋山兄弟埋伏喺右便。 + +153 +00:15:50,155 --> 00:15:53,030 +等官兵嚟到嘞，攻佢個出其不意。 + +154 +00:15:53,692 --> 00:15:55,912 +咦？唔對路。 + +155 +00:15:56,812 --> 00:16:05,111 +只聽見蹄聲漸漸近嘞，地面隱隱約約有啲震動，追嚟嘅官兵至少都有一二千人。 + +156 +00:16:06,020 --> 00:16:07,758 +群豪都不禁變咗面色。 + +157 +00:16:09,003 --> 00:16:25,244 +群豪只係幾十人，武功雖然係不弱啊，但係日光日白喺平地上同大隊騎兵交鋒，敵軍重重疊疊噉圍上嚟，噉武功高嘅呢，或者能夠走得甩，噉其餘大半呢勢必冇命。 + +158 +00:16:26,187 --> 00:16:28,184 +陳近南當機立斷佢話： + +159 +00:16:28,910 --> 00:16:33,801 +官兵人數唔少，我哋唔能夠打硬仗，大家分散入鄉村山林啦。 + +160 +00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:37,222 +只係講得呢幾句説話，蹄聲又近咗啲。 + +161 +00:16:37,710 --> 00:16:43,443 +放眼望過去來路上塵頭高揚，好似大片烏雲噉湧緊嚟啊。 + +162 +00:16:44,238 --> 00:16:48,309 +韋小寶大叫話：死喇死喇！發腳就跑。 + +163 +00:16:48,656 --> 00:16:53,002 +公主話：喂，你去邊度啊？緊緊噉跟住佢。 + +164 +00:16:53,585 --> 00:16:58,245 +韋小寶話：你仲係返去皇宮先罷啦，跟住我冇好處㗎喇。 + +165 +00:16:58,744 --> 00:17:02,875 +你嘅臭小桂子，想趯更啊？冇咁容易。 + +166 +00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:10,706 +韋小寶猛咁叫苦啦，佢諗：唉，要避開公主，真係比避開追兵仲難得多啊。 + +167 +00:17:11,462 --> 00:17:17,835 +噉眼見東北角啊有一片高粱地，啲高粱呢已經高過人嘞，就搏命噉跑過去。 + +168 +00:17:18,395 --> 00:17:27,693 +跑到近嘞，見高粱地後便呢有兩間農舍，呢度更冇藏身嘅地方，佢諗：追兵馬快轉眼就到。 + +169 +00:17:28,275 --> 00:17:30,753 +唔理咁多喇就向高粱地蜎入去咯噃。 + +170 +00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:37,489 +忽然間，佢一下畀人哋捉住，跟住聽見公主笑嘞：你仲走得甩？ + +171 +00:17:38,538 --> 00:17:44,843 +韋小寶冇法子啦唯有擰轉頭苦笑話：你匿埋喺嗰便，等追兵過咗再講啦。 + +172 +00:17:45,408 --> 00:17:47,813 +唔得，我要同埋你匿埋喺一齊。 + +173 +00:17:48,204 --> 00:17:51,264 +就躝入去高粱地，同韋小寶坐埋一拍。 + +174 +00:17:52,043 --> 00:17:55,543 +兩個人仲未匿好，又聽見有腳步聲嘞。 + +175 +00:17:56,312 --> 00:18:00,328 +曾柔嗌：韋香主，韋香主。 + +176 +00:18:01,109 --> 00:18:04,802 +韋小寶一望，見係曾柔同沐劍屏一拍噉行過嚟。 + +177 +00:18:05,264 --> 00:18:08,033 +韋小寶話：我喺呢度啊快啲入嚟啦。 + +178 +00:18:08,615 --> 00:18:11,050 +噉佢哋兩個聽佢話就蜎埋入去嘞。 + +179 +00:18:11,937 --> 00:18:19,543 +四個人走入高粱叢裏便，枝葉遮掩，估計追兵啊難以發現噉啊稍為放心。 + +180 +00:18:20,571 --> 00:18:24,590 +過咗冇幾耐，就聽見一隊隊騎兵喺大路上跑過。 + +181 +00:18:25,883 --> 00:18:35,199 +忽然間，聽到遠處有人呼喝傳令，跟住一隊騎兵勒住馬，馬蹄沓雜，竟然向呢便搜索過嚟噃。 + +182 +00:18:35,839 --> 00:18:38,906 +公主驚嘞：佢哋見到我哋喇。 + +183 +00:18:39,790 --> 00:18:42,641 +韋小寶話：唔好出聲啊見唔到嘅。 + +184 +00:18:43,179 --> 00:18:45,932 +公主話：佢哋唔係嚟緊嘞咩？ + +185 +00:18:46,577 --> 00:18:53,111 +只聽見有個人叫住話：反賊啲馬都倒斃喺呢處，一定趯唔遠嘅，大家仔細搜查。 + +186 +00:18:54,065 --> 00:18:58,708 +公主諗：唔怪得啦，呢啲死馬真係害人不淺喇。 + +187 +00:18:59,223 --> 00:19:01,832 +就伸手緊緊噉握住韋小寶隻手。 + +188 +00:19:03,230 --> 00:19:11,161 +遼東關外地廣人稀，土地肥沃，高粱一種啊往往就係千畝百頃一望無際。 + +189 +00:19:11,797 --> 00:19:17,847 +噉高粱一長高，就稱為青紗帳起，匿埋喺裏便就好難搵嘅。 + +190 +00:19:18,511 --> 00:19:22,308 +但係北京近郊嘅高粱地呢，只係稀稀落落。 + +191 +00:19:22,980 --> 00:19:32,208 +韋小寶等四個人匿入去高粱地只有二三十畝，大隊官兵係噉樣搜索過嚟，轉眼就會束手成擒㗎嘞。 + +192 +00:19:33,310 --> 00:19:39,183 +聽住啲官兵越逼越近，韋小寶低聲話：去嗰便間屋啦。 + +193 +00:19:39,869 --> 00:19:43,912 +噉啊拉一拉沐劍屏嘅衫袖，當先向兩間農舍過去。 + +194 +00:19:44,593 --> 00:19:46,615 +噉啊三個女仔喺後便跟住佢。 + +195 +00:19:47,139 --> 00:19:53,494 +過咗籬笆，推開道板門，見屋裏便冇人，角落頭呢就堆咗唔少農具。 + +196 +00:19:54,490 --> 00:19:59,949 +韋小寶衝過去攞咗幾件蓑衣，交畀三個女仔佢話：快啲褸起佢啦。 + +197 +00:20:00,474 --> 00:20:05,098 +噉自己呢亦褸咗一件，頭上啊戴一頂斗笠，噉坐喺角落頭嚟。 + +198 +00:20:05,653 --> 00:20:09,979 +公主笑住話：我哋啊都做咗鄉下人真係好玩喇。 + +199 +00:20:10,579 --> 00:20:14,170 +沐劍屏噓咗一聲，低聲話：嚟喇，嚟喇。 + +200 +00:20:15,262 --> 00:20:19,411 +板門嘭一聲推開，有七八名官兵入咗嚟。 + +201 +00:20:20,150 --> 00:20:22,263 +韋小寶等連忙擰歪面。 + +202 +00:20:22,877 --> 00:20:26,050 +隔咗一陣，只聽見有個人大聲話： + +203 +00:20:26,829 --> 00:20:30,063 +呢度冇人啊，啲鄉下佬都出咗去落田嘞。 + +204 +00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:38,470 +韋小寶聽呢個人口音好熟，喺斗笠之下打斜眼一望，原來係趙良棟。 + +205 +00:20:39,811 --> 00:20:43,442 +一名軍士話：總兵大人，呢四個人。 + +206 +00:20:43,842 --> 00:20:48,220 +趙良棟喝佢話：大家通通出去，我嚟仔細搜查。 + +207 +00:20:49,024 --> 00:20:54,067 +間屋咁細，你哋都逼埋喺度，連個身都轉唔過嚟嘞，出去出去！ + +208 +00:20:55,092 --> 00:20:57,740 +噉眾軍士走都走唔切啊都退翻出去。 + +209 +00:20:58,817 --> 00:21:02,806 +趙良棟大聲噉問：呢度有冇生面人嚟過啊？ + +210 +00:21:03,303 --> 00:21:12,480 +行到韋小寶面前，伸手入懷裏便，扲咗兩隻金元寶，三錠白銀輕輕放喺佢腳邊，大聲話： + +211 +00:21:13,258 --> 00:21:15,457 +原來嗰班人向住北便逃走咗啊。 + +212 +00:21:16,013 --> 00:21:25,196 +佢哋知道皇上大發脾氣，捉住咗實要斬頭嘅，因此啊有咁遠趯咁遠嘞，趯得越快越好，呢次呀真係唔得了啊。 + +213 +00:21:25,675 --> 00:21:30,732 +護低個身，抱住韋小寶輕輕搖咗幾下，就轉身出門，喝啲兵話： + +214 +00:21:31,452 --> 00:21:34,130 +反賊向北便逃跑咗，大家快啲追！ + +215 +00:21:34,583 --> 00:21:39,996 +韋小寶歎一口氣，佢諗：唉，趙總兵對我總算係夠義氣。 + +216 +00:21:40,722 --> 00:21:44,816 +呢件事畀人知道咗啊，佢自己人頭就保唔住喇。 + +217 +00:21:45,478 --> 00:21:49,838 +只聽見蹄聲雜沓，眾官兵上馬向北便追過去嘞。 + +218 +00:21:50,175 --> 00:21:54,759 +嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。 diff --git a/srt/lukdinggei/200.srt b/srt/lukdinggei/200.srt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..ebea79ba7076d5fdda1dea12980a7efc4611667b --- /dev/null +++ b/srt/lukdinggei/200.srt @@ -0,0 +1,819 @@ +1 +00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,861 +前文再續啊書接上一回啊。 + +2 +00:00:04,097 --> 00:00:07,999 +話説公主見到清軍走咗，好奇怪噉問： + +3 +00:00:08,749 --> 00:00:17,391 +呢個總兵明明已經見到我哋喇，點解話，吖，佢仲送啲金同銀畀你啊？原來係你嘅朋友。 + +4 +00:00:17,853 --> 00:00:24,077 +韋小寶話：我哋由後門走啦。噉啊將金銀收入懷內就行去後便嘞。 + +5 +00:00:24,884 --> 00:00:29,215 +一𨂾入院子，只見廊下有八九個人坐響處。 + +6 +00:00:29,873 --> 00:00:39,748 +韋小寶一擸眼不禁大聲驚叫啊，轉身就走，只係行咗兩步唧，後領一緊，已經畀人捉住扚起身嘞。 + +7 +00:00:41,053 --> 00:00:45,806 +嗰個人冷冰冰話：你仲走得了啊？ + +8 +00:00:47,032 --> 00:00:48,895 +呢個人正係洪教主。 + +9 +00:00:50,260 --> 00:01:06,277 +其餘啲人呢，係洪夫人、肥頭陀、陸高軒、青龍使許雪亭、赤龍使無根道人、黑龍使張淡月、黃龍使殷錦，神龍教嘅首腦人物冚𠾴唥喺齊處。 + +10 +00:01:06,544 --> 00:01:09,436 +仲有一個少女，係方怡。 + +11 +00:01:10,495 --> 00:01:15,387 +公主嬲嘞：你拉住佢做乜嘢啊？飛腳就向洪教主踢過去。 + +12 +00:01:16,146 --> 00:01:23,298 +洪教主左手微微垂低，中指喺佢腳背上面一彈，公主吖一聲就𢴈咗喺地。 + +13 +00:01:24,133 --> 00:01:27,290 +韋小寶畀洪教主扚離地，佢話： + +14 +00:01:27,881 --> 00:01:31,135 +教主同夫人仙福永享，壽與天齊。 + +15 +00:01:31,552 --> 00:01:33,329 +弟子韋小寶參見。 + +16 +00:01:34,280 --> 00:01:40,971 +洪教主冷笑話：哼，難為你仲記得呢兩句説話。 + +17 +00:01:41,619 --> 00:01:45,075 +嘿呢兩句説話，弟子時刻記住喺心嚟㗎。 + +18 +00:01:45,421 --> 00:02:00,011 +嗱，朝早起身嘅時候呢念一次，洗面嘅時候念一次，食早餐嘅時候呢念一次，食晏晝飯嘅時候念一次，食晚飯嘅時候，又念一次，晚上瞓覺嘅時候，再念一次。 + +19 +00:02:00,074 --> 00:02:01,950 +啊從來未漏過一次㗎。 + +20 +00:02:02,181 --> 00:02:07,701 +有時想起教主同夫人嘅恩德，仲時時加料，念多幾次添。 + +21 +00:02:08,678 --> 00:02:20,118 +洪教主自從老巢神龍島被毀，啲教徒死嘅死散嘅散，身邊呢只係剩低寥寥幾個老兄弟，喺江湖奔波。 + +22 +00:02:20,722 --> 00:02:30,103 +大家對於仙福永享壽與天齊嘅頌詞呢，亦講得唔係點起勁嘞，一日之中，往往難得聽到一次。 + +23 +00:02:30,996 --> 00:02:39,157 +而家聽見韋小寶阿諛奉承嘅説話，一句接住一句，不由得心中高興，就將佢放翻落地。 + +24 +00:02:39,908 --> 00:02:43,778 +本來冷冰冰嘅面上，都露出一絲笑容嘞。 + +25 +00:02:44,601 --> 00:02:49,680 +韋小寶話：屬下今日見到教主周身有勁精神大振啊。 + +26 +00:02:50,266 --> 00:02:52,633 +不過有一件事，實在唔明白唧。 + +27 +00:02:53,450 --> 00:02:56,074 +洪教主問：咩嘢事啊？ + +28 +00:02:57,419 --> 00:03:09,497 +嗰日同教主同夫人分別之後，已經隔咗好耐嘅啦嘛，哈點解教主反而好似年輕咗七八歲，夫人直情好似變咗我嘅妹妹噉，真係奇怪喇。 + +29 +00:03:10,345 --> 00:03:15,749 +洪夫人咭咭聲咁嬌笑，伸手喺佢面珠上面搣咗一下，笑住話： + +30 +00:03:16,247 --> 00:03:20,324 +馬騮仔，托大腳嘅功夫算係天下第一嘞。 + +31 +00:03:21,225 --> 00:03:23,488 +公主啊嬲到極點嘞佢鬧佢話： + +32 +00:03:23,941 --> 00:03:28,007 +哈你呢個女人真係唔要面，點解逳手逳腳㗎？ + +33 +00:03:29,130 --> 00:03:35,561 +洪夫人笑住話：我只係逳手啫冇逳腳噃，好啦，又逳下腳啦。 + +34 +00:03:36,289 --> 00:03:43,584 +洪夫人提起左腳，啪一聲，喺公主𦣇柚出力踢咗一腳，公主啊痛到大聲咁叫啊。 + +35 +00:03:44,232 --> 00:03:53,993 +突然間，只聽見馬蹄聲響，一陣咁耐四面八方都係嘞，唔知有幾多官兵，已經將農舍沊沊𡃈噉圍住。 + +36 +00:03:55,202 --> 00:03:58,244 +大門推開十幾名官兵湧咗入嚟。 + +37 +00:03:58,907 --> 00:04:06,820 +當先兩個人行入院子，向各人睇下，噉有個人話：都係啲唔相干嘅耕田佬嚟嘅。 + +38 +00:04:07,887 --> 00:04:16,497 +韋小寶聽講嘢嘅聲音係王進寶，個心歡喜嘞，擰轉頭一睇，見到王進寶身邊係孫思克。 + +39 +00:04:17,222 --> 00:04:20,767 +佢兩個人打個眼色，噉啊揮手叫啲軍士出去。 + +40 +00:04:21,358 --> 00:04:27,509 +孫思克大聲話：就得幾個老百姓啫嘛喂，你哋有冇見到逃走嘅反賊啊？ + +41 +00:04:27,668 --> 00:04:30,237 +冇啊，好，我哋去第二處地方查下啦。 + +42 +00:04:31,171 --> 00:04:40,330 +韋小寶心念一動，佢諗：我呢次落入神龍教手上，唔理點樣花言巧語，最後終歸冇命㗎喇。 + +43 +00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:48,057 +仲係跟埋王三哥佢哋走，擺脱咗神龍教毒手先，再要佢哋兩個人放我噉咪得囉。 + +44 +00:04:48,971 --> 00:04:53,476 +見到王進寶同孫思克正話想轉身行翻出去，就大叫話： + +45 +00:04:53,805 --> 00:04:57,300 +王三哥，孫四哥，我係韋小寶啊，你哋帶我去啦。 + +46 +00:04:58,218 --> 00:05:03,491 +孫思克話：你哋呢啲鄉下佬，快啲走到有咁遠得咁遠喇。 + +47 +00:05:04,024 --> 00:05:08,639 +王進寶話：呢個鄉下仔話冇錢使喎問你身邊有冇啊。 + +48 +00:05:09,372 --> 00:05:12,185 +孫思克話：要錢啫嘛，有有有。 + +49 +00:05:12,683 --> 00:05:16,245 +喺懷裏扲咗一沓銀票出嚟交畀韋小寶，佢話： + +50 +00:05:16,610 --> 00:05:24,434 +北京城走咗反賊，皇上非常之嬲啊，派咗幾千兵馬出嚟捉佢，捉到咗啊即刻就要殺頭。 + +51 +00:05:24,617 --> 00:05:32,084 +小兄弟，呢笪地方好危險㗎，如果畀人哋冤枉噉捉咗去，冇咗命就唔抵啦嘛。 + +52 +00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:37,247 +韋小寶：你哋捉我去啦，我，我寧可跟住你哋去啊。 + +53 +00:05:37,971 --> 00:05:43,174 +王進寶話：你想跟我哋去當兵食糧啊？唔係講玩㗎細路。 + +54 +00:05:43,521 --> 00:05:51,735 +外便有皇上親自派嘅火器營，帶埋火槍，乒乒嘣嘣轟起上嚟呀，任你武功再高都係頂唔住㗎。 + +55 +00:05:52,486 --> 00:05:57,882 +韋小寶諗：有火器營噉啊更加妙喇，睇嚟洪教主唔敢亂逳嘅。 + +56 +00:05:58,145 --> 00:06:02,507 +就連忙話：我有説話要回奏皇上，你哋帶我去啦。 + +57 +00:06:03,076 --> 00:06:07,497 +王進寶話：皇上一見到你啊，即刻就要殺你嘅頭啊。 + +58 +00:06:07,817 --> 00:06:11,438 +皇上亦不過係兩隻眼、一把嘴之嘛有乜好見唧？ + +59 +00:06:11,958 --> 00:06:21,193 +嗯，我哋留低十三匹馬，派你哋十三個鄉下佬，每人看住一匹，噉過得十年八年，送嚟北京繳翻畀我哋啦。 + +60 +00:06:21,459 --> 00:06:25,003 +如果死咗一匹，你要賠錢㗎，千祈要小心啊。 + +61 +00:06:25,403 --> 00:06:26,878 +講完，就走嘞。 + +62 +00:06:27,759 --> 00:06:33,068 +韋小寶急咗極，上前一手拉住佢就話：王三哥，你快啲帶我去啦。 + +63 +00:06:33,570 --> 00:06:38,247 +突然之間，一隻大手撳住佢頭頂，洪教主話： + +64 +00:06:38,918 --> 00:06:50,691 +小兄弟，呢位總爺一番好心，佢啱啱喺京城出嚟，知道皇上嘅心思，你唔使胡思亂想喇。 + +65 +00:06:51,328 --> 00:06:54,662 +孫思克大聲話：冇錯我哋快啲去追反賊啦。 + +66 +00:06:55,542 --> 00:07:03,970 +韋小寶知道而家條命呢，已經喺洪教主手上，佢只要內勁一吐，自己當堂就會腦漿迸裂。 + +67 +00:07:05,043 --> 00:07:10,721 +但係而家唔死呢，過咗冇幾耐總之仲係非死不可嘅，就大聲噉話： + +68 +00:07:10,988 --> 00:07:13,980 +你哋快啲捉咗我去啦我就係韋小寶啊。 + +69 +00:07:14,873 --> 00:07:16,990 +眾人打個特都停住腳步嘞。 + +70 +00:07:17,354 --> 00:07:30,066 +孫思克哈哈大笑佢話：哈哈哈哈哈哈，韋小寶係個十幾歲嘅少年，你呢位伯爺公就嚟八十歲嘞，挾起把聲嚟開玩笑，笑甩人哋嘅大牙啦。 + +71 +00:07:30,510 --> 00:07:34,058 +一拉住王進寶衫袖，兩個人大踏步出去。 + +72 +00:07:34,645 --> 00:07:40,817 +只聽見呼喝傳令嘅聲音話：留低十三匹馬喺呢處，同後便嘅追兵通消息。 + +73 +00:07:41,288 --> 00:07:44,797 +將兩間茅屋燒咗佢，以免反賊喺處匿埋。 + +74 +00:07:45,501 --> 00:07:47,413 +眾軍士應話：得令！ + +75 +00:07:47,986 --> 00:07:53,996 +就有人放火燒屋，跟住馬蹄響起，大隊人馬向北便奔馳嘞。 + +76 +00:07:55,143 --> 00:07:56,944 +韋小寶歎一口氣佢諗： + +77 +00:07:57,790 --> 00:07:59,812 +唉，呢一趟死實啦。 + +78 +00:08:00,257 --> 00:08:05,648 +王三哥孫四哥怕我逗留唔走，再有追兵追到嚟呢就唔會畀面㗎嘞。 + +79 +00:08:06,426 --> 00:08:11,389 +只見屋角嘅茅草已經着火焚燒，火焰慢慢逼近。 + +80 +00:08:12,327 --> 00:08:19,894 +洪教主冷笑話：你嘅朋友好夠義氣啊，畀咗銀你又畀馬匹。 + +81 +00:08:20,703 --> 00:08:21,684 +大家走啦。 + +82 +00:08:22,641 --> 00:08:31,567 +沐劍屏扶起公主，噉眾人喺後門出去，行翻去屋前便，果然見到大樹下便綁住十三匹駿馬。 + +83 +00:08:32,489 --> 00:08:37,710 +其中兩匹，鞍轡鮮明，梗係王進寶、孫思克兩個人嘅坐騎嘞。 + +84 +00:08:38,160 --> 00:08:43,833 +各人上馬向東便飛跑，韋小寶等四個人呢，挾住喺中間嚟。 + +85 +00:08:44,670 --> 00:08:48,429 +韋小寶只係希望有追兵追嚟將自己捉翻去。 + +86 +00:08:49,037 --> 00:08:56,448 +小皇帝對自己呢，情意深厚，呢次雖然係得罪咗佢啊，未必就非斬頭不可嘅。 + +87 +00:08:57,057 --> 00:09:03,107 +洪教主啊陰險毒辣，落咗入佢嘅手呀，都唔知有幾多苦要捱啊。 + +88 +00:09:03,832 --> 00:09:07,729 +但係一路噉行，再聽唔到追兵嘅蹄聲。 + +89 +00:09:08,317 --> 00:09:16,200 +眾人所騎嘅馬都係王進寶選定嘅良駒，奔跑如飛，後便就算有追兵，亦冇法子追得到嘅。 + +90 +00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:22,342 +何況趙、王、孫三個總兵，早就將追兵引到去北便行嘞。 + +91 +00:09:23,934 --> 00:09:28,157 +一路上除咗公主嘅叫罵之外，邊個都唔出聲。 + +92 +00:09:29,006 --> 00:09:34,828 +收尾殷錦點咗公主嘅啞穴，佢雖然有滿腔怒氣啊，不過都鬧唔出聲嘞。 + +93 +00:09:36,517 --> 00:09:43,616 +洪教主率領眾人，一味喺荒野之中向東南面跑，夜晚亦喺荒野歇宿。 + +94 +00:09:44,491 --> 00:09:50,822 +韋小寶幾次用計仔想要逃跑，但係洪教主機智嘞一啲都唔輸蝕畀佢。 + +95 +00:09:51,285 --> 00:09:56,414 +每次都不過使韋小寶身上捱多幾拳，點都唔能夠走得甩。 + +96 +00:09:57,610 --> 00:10:05,975 +幾日之後嚟到海邊，陸高軒喺韋小寶身邊就扲一錠白銀，去請咗一隻大海船。 + +97 +00:10:06,197 --> 00:10:13,123 +韋小寶個心啊一味叫苦啦，想起請海船嘅銀都要自己出喎，更加唔忿嘞。 + +98 +00:10:14,040 --> 00:10:18,604 +上咗船之後，海船扯起堂里向東便行駛。 + +99 +00:10:19,441 --> 00:10:26,866 +韋小寶諗：呢一次梗係又去神龍島啦，老烏龜實要將老子攞去餵蛇定嘞。 + +100 +00:10:28,078 --> 00:10:36,588 +想到島上面一條條毒蛇纏上身，擘大個口一齊咬自己，哎呀不由得全身發抖，佢諗： + +101 +00:10:37,588 --> 00:10:41,346 +想個法子喺船底鑿個大窿，大家同歸於盡罷啦。 + +102 +00:10:42,521 --> 00:10:48,616 +不過神龍教各人啊知道佢詭計多端，看得佢好緊，又點有機會呢？ + +103 +00:10:49,204 --> 00:10:59,055 +韋小寶想起以前去過神龍島兩次，第一次，同方怡喺隻船處卿卿我我就享盡温柔； + +104 +00:10:59,926 --> 00:11:03,593 +第二次係率領大軍，威風八面； + +105 +00:11:04,052 --> 00:11:13,550 +呢一次呢，哈，卻係畀人拳打腳踢，條命凍過水，噉其中嘅苦樂，真係爭天共地嘞。 + +106 +00:11:14,849 --> 00:11:26,710 +自從喺北京郊外農舍裏頭同方怡相會，無論係陸地騎馬海上坐船，佢始終都係冇喜冇嬲，木木獨獨唔出聲。 + +107 +00:11:27,658 --> 00:11:32,676 +雖然佢冇嚟折磨自己啊，但係一直都唔睇自己一眼。 + +108 +00:11:33,572 --> 00:11:42,496 +有時諗住，佢喺洪教主淫威之下，就算對自己一片深情，但係啲多嘢都唔敢表示出嚟嘅啫噉。 + +109 +00:11:43,531 --> 00:11:54,072 +有時又諗：多次上咗佢嘅當，嗰啲陰險狡猾法呀，天下女子，以佢為最厲害喇，又不禁嬲到佢死死下。 + +110 +00:11:55,259 --> 00:11:59,292 +海船行咗好多日，果然係去到神龍島。 + +111 +00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:07,153 +陸高軒同肥頭陀押住韋小寶、公主、沐劍屏、曾柔四個人上岸。 + +112 +00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:10,520 +殷錦啊叫啲船夫一齊上岸。 + +113 +00:12:11,482 --> 00:12:15,228 +一名船夫唔肯，殷錦啊一刀就殺咗佢。 + +114 +00:12:15,846 --> 00:12:22,391 +其餘班船夫啊嚇到魂飛天外，邊度仲敢出聲吖？唯有乖乖地跟埋佢哋上岸嘞。 + +115 +00:12:23,987 --> 00:12:31,060 +上到去，只見島上樹木枯焦，瓦礫遍地，到處係當日炮轟嘅遺蹟。 + +116 +00:12:31,830 --> 00:12:36,735 +樹林裏便啊腐臭攻鼻啊，路上一條條都係死蛇骸骨。 + +117 +00:12:37,982 --> 00:12:44,212 +嚟到大堂前便只見墻倒竹斷，幾十座竹屋，已經蕩然無存嘞。 + +118 +00:12:45,990 --> 00:12:47,997 +洪教主企定唔出聲。 + +119 +00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:51,487 +殷錦等人嘅表情都好憤怒。 + +120 +00:12:52,323 --> 00:12:55,292 +有啲就惡屎騰騰噉睩住韋小寶。 + +121 +00:12:56,432 --> 00:13:06,866 +張淡月放聲大叫：洪教主返嚟神龍島喇！各路教徒，快啲出嚟參拜教主！ + +122 +00:13:08,308 --> 00:13:13,124 +佢中氣充沛，提氣大聲咁嗌呢，幾里之外都聽得見嘅。 + +123 +00:13:14,404 --> 00:13:16,963 +一陣間，佢又叫咗兩次。 + +124 +00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:30,806 +只聽見山谷之間回聲隱隱約約傳翻嚟：返嚟神龍島喇！參拜教主！參拜教主！ + +125 +00:13:31,710 --> 00:13:39,900 +過咗好耐，四面寂靜無聲，不但唔見教徒蜂擁而嚟啊，連一個人嘅回音都冇。 + +126 +00:13:41,353 --> 00:13:45,211 +洪教主擰轉頭，對韋小寶冷冰冰噉話： + +127 +00:13:46,300 --> 00:13:57,167 +你炮轟本島，打到咁大一個神龍教，瓦解冰消，你稱心如意啦嘛？ + +128 +00:13:58,524 --> 00:14:04,534 +韋小寶見到佢神情怨毒，不由得毛管眼棟篤企佢聲震震噉話： + +129 +00:14:05,028 --> 00:14:08,703 +誒，舊嘅唔去，新嘅就，唔嚟吖嘛。 + +130 +00:14:08,881 --> 00:14:15,812 +洪教主重振雄風，誒大，嗯大展鴻圖，再創新教，開張發財。 + +131 +00:14:16,096 --> 00:14:22,754 +呢啲叫做越燒越發，越轟越旺，誒教主同夫人仙福永享。 + +132 +00:14:23,345 --> 00:14:25,808 +洪教主話：好極喇。 + +133 +00:14:26,305 --> 00:14:34,501 +一腳將佢踢到成個飛起，噼啪一聲𢴈咗喺地下，周身嘅骨啊，都想斷咁滯，爬唔翻起身。 + +134 +00:14:35,809 --> 00:14:41,689 +曾柔見到洪教主咁兇惡，雖然係害怕，仲係過去將韋小寶扶起身。 + +135 +00:14:42,942 --> 00:14:44,633 +殷錦上前躬身話： + +136 +00:14:45,314 --> 00:14:55,180 +啟稟教主，呢個賊仔罪該萬死，等屬下一刀一刀，將佢一件肉一件肉噉割死佢啦。 + +137 +00:14:56,051 --> 00:14:57,820 +洪教主哼咗一聲就話： + +138 +00:14:58,870 --> 00:15:00,068 +唔使咁快。 + +139 +00:15:01,685 --> 00:15:06,387 +呢個嘢嘅心裏便，仲有一個重大機密。 + +140 +00:15:07,419 --> 00:15:14,489 +本教興復，需要依靠呢件大事，暫時唔能夠殺佢。 + +141 +00:15:14,871 --> 00:15:23,066 +殷錦話：係，係，教主高瞻遠矚，屬下愚魯，難明其中奧妙啊。 + +142 +00:15:24,249 --> 00:15:28,326 +洪教主喺一嚿大石上面坐低，諗咗一陣佢又話： + +143 +00:15:29,460 --> 00:15:35,215 +從來成就大事，必定係多災多難嘅。 + +144 +00:15:35,950 --> 00:15:40,030 +本教一時受到挫折，亦不足為患。 + +145 +00:15:41,121 --> 00:15:50,027 +眼下教徒星散，我哋應該如何重整旗鼓，大家不妨各抒所見啊。 + +146 +00:15:51,081 --> 00:16:03,740 +殷錦話：教主英明智慧，我哋就係諗十日十夜，亦不及教主靈機一動啦，仲係請教主指示良策，大家奉命辦理好喇。 + +147 +00:16:04,717 --> 00:16:06,437 +洪教主岌一岌頭佢話： + +148 +00:16:07,462 --> 00:16:11,741 +眼前首要嘅任務，係重聚教徒。 + +149 +00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:27,893 +上次官兵炮轟本島，教徒傷亡雖然唔少，不過亦係三成之中，去咗一成唧，其餘嗰兩成，一定係四圍流散咗。 + +150 +00:16:28,971 --> 00:16:35,570 +而家我命令陸高軒升任白龍使，嚟補足五龍使嘅數目。 + +151 +00:16:36,769 --> 00:16:38,503 +陸高軒躬身多謝。 + +152 +00:16:39,438 --> 00:17:00,681 +洪教主又話：青、黃、赤、白、黑五龍使，即日分赴各地，招集舊部，如果見到資質可取嘅少年男女，就收歸屬下，招舊納新，重興神教。 + +153 +00:17:01,661 --> 00:17:08,056 +殷錦、張淡月、陸高軒三個人躬身話：謹遵教主號令。 + +154 +00:17:09,469 --> 00:17:13,563 +赤龍使無根道人同青龍使許雪亭就唔出聲噃。 + +155 +00:17:14,917 --> 00:17:16,687 +洪教主睇下佢兩個就話： + +156 +00:17:17,842 --> 00:17:23,488 +赤龍使、青龍使，你哋兩個有咩嘢説話講啊？ + +157 +00:17:25,004 --> 00:17:31,178 +許雪亭話：啟稟教主，屬下有兩件事情，希望教主允准。 + +158 +00:17:32,404 --> 00:17:35,704 +哼，咩嘢事啊？ + +159 +00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:44,910 +屬下等向來忠於本教同教主，但係教主卻係始終信唔過眾兄弟，未免令人心灰。 + +160 +00:17:45,869 --> 00:17:55,781 +第一件事，懇請教主恩賜豹胎易筋丸解藥，等到眾兄弟心無牽掛，全心全意為教主效勞。 + +161 +00:17:57,656 --> 00:18:03,433 +如果我唔畀解藥，你哋辦事就唔全心全意喇係嘛？ + +162 +00:18:04,091 --> 00:18:05,120 +屬下不敢。 + +163 +00:18:06,245 --> 00:18:15,113 +第二件事，嗰啲少年男女成事不足，敗事有餘，一遇到大事個個走到乾乾淨淨。 + +164 +00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:24,218 +本教呢次遭逢患難，自始自終追隨喺教主同夫人身邊嘅，只係我哋幾個老兄弟唧。 + +165 +00:18:25,139 --> 00:18:36,542 +嗰啲少年弟子，平日滿嘴忠心不二，咩赴湯蹈火萬死不辭，事到臨頭，有邊一個真係能夠出力嘅呢？ + +166 +00:18:38,169 --> 00:18:46,140 +屬下愚見，我哋重興本教，應該招羅肯擔帶、有骨氣嘅男子漢大丈夫。 + +167 +00:18:46,982 --> 00:18:55,510 +嗰啲口是心非亂噏廿四嘅少年男女，就好似叛徒韋小寶呢類賊仔，就唔使再招嘞。 + +168 +00:18:57,022 --> 00:19:00,820 +佢講一句，洪教主塊面啲黑氣就深一層。 + +169 +00:19:01,868 --> 00:19:08,329 +許雪亭嘅心啊越講越驚，不過佢呢，仲係硬住頭皮，將呢番説話講完。 + +170 +00:19:10,227 --> 00:19:16,967 +洪教主又望實無根道人，冷冰冰噉話：你又點講啊？ + +171 +00:19:18,061 --> 00:19:20,078 +無根道人退咗兩步佢話： + +172 +00:19:20,870 --> 00:19:23,348 +屬下以為青龍使嘅説話有道理。 + +173 +00:19:23,855 --> 00:19:27,151 +前車覆轍，呢條路唔能夠再走嘞。 + +174 +00:19:27,804 --> 00:19:41,843 +不經一事，不長一智，既然係犯過咗毛病，教主大智大慧，當然會明白呢啲少年男女既唔頂用又靠唔住，就好似，就好似。 + +175 +00:19:42,586 --> 00:19:44,624 +向沐劍屏一指，佢話： + +176 +00:19:45,134 --> 00:19:55,781 +就好似呢個姑娘仔，本來係我赤龍門屬下，教主待佢恩德非淺，但係一遇到患難，即時就叛教降敵。 + +177 +00:19:56,788 --> 00:20:03,388 +呢種人，務須一個個追尋返嚟，千刀萬剮，為叛教者戒。 + +178 +00:20:04,861 --> 00:20:09,391 +洪教主嘅眼光向住陸高軒等人一個個掃過去，佢問： + +179 +00:20:10,382 --> 00:20:14,453 +呢啲係你哋大家商量好嘅意思嘛？ + +180 +00:20:15,259 --> 00:20:16,310 +眾人唔出聲。 + +181 +00:20:16,968 --> 00:20:18,753 +過咗好耐，肥頭陀話： + +182 +00:20:19,604 --> 00:20:28,984 +啟稟教主，我哋冇商量過，不過，不過屬下以為青龍使、赤龍使兩位嘅説話，係好有道理嘅。 + +183 +00:20:30,232 --> 00:20:33,400 +洪教主望住張淡月，等佢出聲。 + +184 +00:20:34,266 --> 00:20:36,430 +張淡月戰戰兢兢噉話： + +185 +00:20:37,711 --> 00:20:44,669 +本教呢次險遭覆滅之禍，罪魁禍首當然係韋小寶呢個賊仔啦。 + +186 +00:20:45,572 --> 00:20:49,312 +屬下對呢種人，係非常信唔過嘅。 + +187 +00:20:50,349 --> 00:20:55,894 +洪教主岌一岌頭：好極，你同佢哋係一夥。 + +188 +00:20:56,710 --> 00:20:58,897 +陸高軒，你呢？ + +189 +00:20:59,789 --> 00:21:08,431 +陸高軒話：屬下得蒙教主大恩提拔，升任白龍使咁重要嘅職務，應該出力為教主盡忠效勞。 + +190 +00:21:09,399 --> 00:21:15,208 +赤龍使佢哋呢番心意，亦係為咗本教同教主着想，決無他意。 + +191 +00:21:15,896 --> 00:21:20,947 +殷錦大聲話：你哋呢番説話，錯到極喇。 + +192 +00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:26,627 +教主智慧啊高過我哋成百倍，大家何必講咁多說話呢？ + +193 +00:21:27,071 --> 00:21:30,352 +只要聽從教主同夫人嘅指揮就係嘞。 + +194 +00:21:30,779 --> 00:21:40,778 +前次官兵炮轟本島，係幫本教蕩垢去污，所有不忠於教主嘅叛徒，從此都轟晒出嚟嘞。 + +195 +00:21:41,276 --> 00:21:45,447 +如果唔係噉樣啊，又點知道邊個忠邊個奸啊？ + +196 +00:21:46,020 --> 00:21:55,337 +我哋屬下都係井底之蛙，眼光短淺，只見一時嘅得失，噉點能夠學似教主咁洞燭百世呢？ + +197 +00:21:56,522 --> 00:22:03,428 +許雪亭好嬲噉話：本教所以一敗塗地，大半就係畀你呢啲托大腳嘅人搞壞嘅。 + +198 +00:22:04,010 --> 00:22:09,170 +你亂咁托大腳，對於本教有咩嘢好處？對教主又有乜嘢好處？ + +199 +00:22:10,054 --> 00:22:16,669 +殷錦話：哎吖吖吖，咩嘢托大腳啊？你你，你，你你噉唔係造反嘞咩？ + +200 +00:22:17,781 --> 00:22:23,308 +許雪亭話：你呢個無恥小人，敗壞本教，你先至係造反啊。 + +201 +00:22:23,566 --> 00:22:25,444 +講完，用手撳住劍柄。 + +202 +00:22:26,253 --> 00:22:27,714 +殷錦退咗一步佢話： + +203 +00:22:28,661 --> 00:22:40,920 +當日你犯上作亂，背叛教主，好彩教主同夫人寬洪大量噉先至不咎既往，今日，今日你又要造反喇？ + +204 +00:22:42,170 --> 00:22:51,300 +許雪亭、無根道人、張淡月、陸高軒、胖頭陀五個人，一齊睩實教主，嬲嬲噉唔出聲。 + +205 +00:22:52,109 --> 00:22:56,793 +嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。 diff --git a/srt/saamgwokjinji/114.srt b/srt/saamgwokjinji/114.srt index 7aaf31cc98241ec6deb2f06baa6d011a49b61293..d85048242cc4d74af6d2ce730a7c346bc76a1fa9 100644 --- a/srt/saamgwokjinji/114.srt +++ b/srt/saamgwokjinji/114.srt @@ -48,7 +48,7 @@ 13 00:01:26,575 --> 00:01:37,142 -孟獲話喇死罪免去就活罪難饒，嗌啲武士將董荼那痛打一百大棍，打到囉柚開花先至放佢返去自己嘅營寨。 +孟獲話喇死罪免去就活罪難饒，嗌啲武士將董荼那痛打一百大棍，打到𦣇柚開花先至放佢返去自己嘅營寨。 14 00:01:38,158 --> 00:01:43,125 diff --git a/srt/saamgwokjinji/122.srt b/srt/saamgwokjinji/122.srt index 205704f444fca707523ce7e9ce2f15fe888b3633..65c68b74358305933bb24cf86d8361b0fe1e94cd 100644 --- a/srt/saamgwokjinji/122.srt +++ b/srt/saamgwokjinji/122.srt @@ -28,7 +28,7 @@ 8 00:00:55,437 --> 00:01:05,752 -冇錯啊人係閃開咗，馬就閃唔開噃，啪噉一錘打中馬囉柚，嗰隻馬當堂轆咗落山坑處，關興啊成個𢴈咗落水。 +冇錯啊人係閃開咗，馬就閃唔開噃，啪噉一錘打中馬𦣇柚，嗰隻馬當堂轆咗落山坑處，關興啊成個𢴈咗落水。 9 00:01:06,737 --> 00:01:18,477 diff --git a/srt/saamgwokjinji/129.srt b/srt/saamgwokjinji/129.srt index b1c5b602ec99e17f43e16fbdf5c397e2508329d4..f8a17de820b9e783c0d5380106cdf074de5a0075 100644 --- a/srt/saamgwokjinji/129.srt +++ b/srt/saamgwokjinji/129.srt @@ -128,7 +128,7 @@ 33 00:03:33,857 --> 00:03:40,600 -原來司馬懿此人啊，亦係老謀深算啊度度都落住個囉柚吊頸嘅吓。 +原來司馬懿此人啊，亦係老謀深算啊度度都落住個𦣇柚吊頸嘅吓。 34 00:03:41,390 --> 00:03:46,717 diff --git a/srt/saamgwokjinji/150.srt b/srt/saamgwokjinji/150.srt index ff2cb188d454c5e41eaab75de318bdb8beb41736..b8546e0f989005963089ef725d2ac64af97005b1 100644 --- a/srt/saamgwokjinji/150.srt +++ b/srt/saamgwokjinji/150.srt @@ -228,7 +228,7 @@ 58 00:07:16,945 --> 00:07:30,431 -即係話，兵卒就唔係要嚟打老婆嘅人，塊面亦唔係受刑嘅地方吖，你打囉柚就係啦，點解用鞋底嚟𢴈面珠墩呢？應該押去街市殺頭。 +即係話，兵卒就唔係要嚟打老婆嘅人，塊面亦唔係受刑嘅地方吖，你打𦣇柚就係啦，點解用鞋底嚟𢴈面珠墩呢？應該押去街市殺頭。 59 00:07:31,580 --> 00:07:34,500